Adultery Raj-- hero of the family

[Sandeep singh nirwan]

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HYPERTENSION....

 

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Nice

 

[Yogesh Parmar]

Jhakaas bhidi

 

[Sandeep singh nirwan]

Jhakas. Update

Bahut dino baad review diya h kya baat h

 

[Sushilnkt]

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ये हुई ना बात

नोक झोंक वाला उपडते भी बेस्ट होता है

 

[Riky007]

Update 146…..

Fun fun…….



Sonali bunglow……



Shiwani-- oye hoye kya baat h aj badi taiyariya ho rahi h….. aj toh ek song khub yaad raha h…

Sonali — tirchi nighao se kounsa ….

Shiwani ne mobile mai gaana laga diya “ kyoki itna pyar tumse karte h hum…kya jaan logo hamari sanam”

Sonali-- Tuje jayda bate nahi ane lag gayi …Aj kal

Shiwani— ab bahan meri pyar mai pagal ho gayi h toh yahi kahungi na ….matlb mere jiju ne meri didi ko pata nahi lagatar 2 raat ko aisa kya diya h ii mean kiya h ki meri didi ki chahre ki chamak aur hoto ki muskaan puri khil gayi h…murjhaya chehra nayi nayi khili Kali ki tarah chamak raha h

Sonali-- ye sunte he Sharma gayi aur usai sab yad agaya…..aur boli chup …..pata nahi kya kya ghumta h tere dimag mai ja dress change karke aaja …bahut kaam baki h sab aane wale …

Shiwani — ohh sasural walo ki khatir dari …khaskar us choti chipkali shweta ka dhayan rakhna … wo tedi khir h …..kal call aya tha traffic police se muje …police wale ne bina helmet roka liya tha apki ladli nanand ko toh apke naam se dhamki de rahi thi aur toh aur license bhi nahi h abhi uske pass…. Isliye traffic hawaldar ne dar ke mare muje phone kiya tha…

Sonali khana banate huve kya ….ane do……baat karti hu..

Shiwani — acha h acha h nand se ladayi sabke samne very good aur sone pe suhaga aur hoga kyoki hone wala pati bhi hoga …..matlb log kulhadi par pair marte h par meri bahan pair kulhadi par moaregi ….good good ….

Sonali — hhhhh???? Ok fine nahi kahungi ..kuch

Aur dono bahane party ki taiyari mai lag gayi raj aur shweta ke percent ache banne ki khusi mai aur sunil ke pass hone ki khushi mai……par inse alag filhal ….raj jogindar singh ke samne gardan niche karke khada tha aur shweta pass khadi bhai ka support kar rahi thi par aj uski bhi class laga gayibechari gardan niche kare huve bhai ki saza adhi baant rahi thi aur samne jogindar singh idhar udhar ghum rahe the…..

Jogindar-- sirf tumhari wajah se muje 2 baar heart attack aata aata rah gaya h matlb itna toh tumhare papa ko dekh kar first time bhi shock nahi laga tha are bhai bada baap hu kuch toh bata diya kar muje hath jodu tere agai ab …

Shweta-- par paaa…

Jogindar-- chup bilkul chup dubara boli toh shadi kar dungi Teri ….phir wanhi karti rahna patar patar

Shweta--- man mai meri shadii par main toh abhi bachi hu….

Jogindar-- samaj araha h tumhe ya main khud se he badbada raha hu ….raj ki taraf se reply na ane par phir se bole are bhai bolo bhi tumhare chakkar mai subhe sham BP ki tablet start ho gayiii h……

Raj — sorry bade papa

Jogindar— hmmmmmm sorry yahi ata tum ajkal ke bacho ko….are tumhe kabhi mana kiya h ..aur toh aur tumhari ye chamchi bhi tumse baat nahi karati hkabhi kabhi toh lagta h ki main iska baap he nahi hu….

Shweta---

Jogindar-- isai pucho toh pata nahi …lag nahi raha h phone ….jaise bahut bada ahsaan kar rahi ho muje reply karketum dono se acha toh wo nalayak jo ye toh kahta h ki bade papa raj ne batane se mana kiya h…

Raj aur shweta ek dusre ki taraf dekh kar

Inki class khatm tab huvi jab badi maa ne roka par thoda bahut toh unhe bhi sunne ko mil gaya…





Deepika bhi sonali Shiwani ke ghar jaldi pahuch gayi aur unki help karane lag gayiii..



Shwani-- ye hoti h nanand kitni help karatii h ..apki …

Deepika—- waise shiwani diii apko pata h ye bhai se shadi he nahi karna chahti h

Sonali---

Deepika--inhone jo kaam kiya h na wo sunogi toh ap bhi inhe galiya dogi …

Shiwani Sara kaam chodkar hhhhhh ab kya kar diya inhone aisa … waise ek kaam toh ye 2 raat se karke arahi h…..

Deepika-- ????? Kya …main samjhi nahi …

Sonali —- kho….kho…..jor jor se khasne lagi shiwani —kuch nahi tum agai batao aur sonali ki taraf ankh maar dii

Deepika--inhone kavita ko mail karke bata diya ki Raj kisi ka phone nahi utha Raha h…..mere papa maa ki maut ka badla lena gaya bla bla……phir sonali ki taraf dekh kar sriously bhabhi ek baar muje bolti ….main kaise bhi apki baat karati …matlb apko wahi mili ap janti nahi ho usai wo shweta se dubble tripple possessive h apne bhai ke liye are agar ye teeno bhai bahan na hote toh apka number dur dur tak nahi lagne deti wo dono …… ab tak wo he shadi kar chuki hoti samjhi ap

Sonali--- toh kya karti main….

Shiwani — maan gaye meri bahan ko ….highway se utarkar kachi road par jane ki itni jaldi kyo rahti h apko …. Ap ye dono na hone dengi apki shadiiii …

Deepika — sonali ka utra muu dekh karr aawww meri bhabhi main hu na aur Divya bua h na…..hum karwayenge apki shadiiii ….. aur suhagraat bhi sonali--- main kya karti muje kuch samaj he nahi aa raha tha….

Dono ek sath Sabra karti ap……

Insabki taiyari aise he baate karte puri ho gayi…..kisi ne sach he kaha h pyar mai padne ke baad sabka dil naram ho jata h raj ka naam ate he sonali nayi dulhan ki tarah react karne lag jati h…par akal bhi uski pyar mai padi premika ki tarah ho jati h jo decision ke side effects nahi dekhti h aur ab toh jab se dono ne 2 raat pyar ke behtrin pal bitaye dono ke dil ek dusre ke aur karib aa gaye …physicaly without sex… i mean dekha sab par kiya kuch kuch….



Party mai raj,shiwani sonali,chief ,jogindar,kundan,deepika, shweta,shrutii,Ajju aur sunil sabne bahut behtrin pal bitaye janha shweta ne jamkar sonali ki taang khinchi aur deepika ,shiwani uski halat dekh hanste rahe par raj ne sabko security ka dhayan rakhne ki sakht hidayat di phir specially shweta ko dekhar tu badmaash jarur khass dhayan rakhegi kyoki tera bilkul bharosa nahi h..raat ko pahli baar sabki request par raj aur sonali ne sath dance kiya ..par sabse jayda maze shiwani ne raj ke sath dance karke liye …aur phir shiwani ne sunil ko itna tang kiya ki becharasharam se muu chipaye koune mai baitha raha …… aur is baar raj ne drink ke liye shweta ko chodkar kar kisi ko nahi Toka aur shweta muu fulakar soft drink pikar baithi rahi…..par khud ke liye dono bhaiyo ki taraf se gifts milne par wo khusi se uchal padi aur hatho hath apni nayi chaddi buddy sister kavita ko mail se sari detail bhej di….Aur kuch photo bhi attachment mai add kar diye …



Par inse dur kuch din pahle se ab tak ki jaruri baate Jaan lete h….

Place- Mumbai



Anirudh goswami ke ghar mai aj bahut chahal-pahal ho rakhi thi……kyoki aj unki ladli beti Richa jo wapas ane wali thi…

Anirudh-- are beti naukar bana lenge…

Poonam-- na uncle bachpan mai khela karti thi sathmai dekhti hu kya reaction hoga jab samne dekhegi ..aur khana meri bahan ke liye main he banaungi ….

Tabhi bahar se horn ki awaj ayi

Poonam khusi se aagayi mai dekhti hu …..aur wo pal agaya jab do soutan ya bahane sachayi se anjaan ek dusre se kayi salo baad milne wali thi…Richa jo pure ek saal baad delhi ke bajaye aj mumbayii apne ghar aayi thi….. wo bahut khus thi kyoki mumbayi se he usne 12th aur trustii hospital mai medical ki padhayi aur kaam kar rahi thi ….usne gate khulne par maa papa ki jagah ek ladki ko khade dekha toh pahle chounki par agle he pal chikhpadi…..pooooonaaaaammm…….riiiiiccccchhhhaaaaur dono bahane gale mil gayi jaisekumbh ke mele mai bichdi do bahane aj mili ho…

Richa--- oh my oh my oh my god tu yanha ….. i m sooo happy…..oh my god …oh my god….

Poonam--- ha aur ab main yanhi rahungi …..tere pass hum dono bahne sath padhengi ab ……

Richa maa,—- are andar ajao pahle gate par khadi ho gayi dono … ye ladkiya bhi na

Anirudh — Tum toh aj bhi aisi ho



Raat mai



Richa--- ha main dr banungi …..aur tu

Poonam-- papa chate the main padh likh kar desh seva Karu toh collector Ya Rural marketing se Mba karke gaanv ko develop karungi ……

Richa,— really main bahut khus tu agayi yanha .phone par kabhi kabhi baat hoti thi but I m really too much happy ab hum pass rahenge…….

Poonam-- ha aur ye tu long skirt ….long sleeves t shirt meri fashionable Richuu kanha gayii….

Richa —muskara kyo tuje ache nahi lage..tu bhi toh pahanti h

Poonam-- are meri bahan carodo mai ek h ….tujpar sab acha lagta h aur main toh hamesa se aisi he rahi hu wait wait ek minut ek minut …..chehra dikha hey bhagwan tuje toh pyar ho gaya h….teri ankho mai saaf dikh raha h

Richa-- karli bakwas…

Poonam-- he he he …ab muje laga Bombay city mai h toh kya pata pasand kar rakha ho…..

Richa-- tu bhi na ….meri chod tu teri bata…tuje pasand h koyi….

Poonam —ek lambhi sans chodkar Richa ke gale mai hath daalkar are yaar……..ek mila tha par kismat kharab thi na naam jaan payi aur na pata aur phir pata laga uski gf h. Kasam se dil he tut gaya mera …..

Poonam aur Richa dono ne ek dusre ko dekha aur jor jor se hasne lagi

Richa-- so funnnyyy…



2 Din pahle Delhi mai……..

Sunil-- oh ho aaahhaaa …..kya pichwada h……

Surendra-- ka ka kounnnn hhh ……….

sunil--Police…

Surendra po…po ..po ….police …..

Sunil---- aur ye dekh ye h police ka ram lal ……jab ye gaand par padta h tab gaand sooj kar kali nili ho jati h…..

Surendra— mmmujeee chooooddd do please ….

Sunil---- chod denge……..are ye teri gaand itni chiddii huvi kyo h log toh gaand marwate h aur tu chidwaata h …..aur ye ghaav taza taza he bhare lagte h phir ghav ko ungli laga kar afsouse aj police ka ram lal se dubara udhad jayenge…..

Itna kah kar sunil us rod se pichwade se lekar niche tak 15 minut tak sutatyi karta raha ……. phir bola chutiye Ganda kar diya farsh abhi toh warmup huva h Phir apni belt jo pahni huvi thi usai marne ke liye utarne laga tab sonali jo abhi abhi union minister ko maar kar arahi thi usne andar ek ko nanga insan tanga huva dekha aur sunil ko uske tikh uske piche belt kholte huve dekha toh toh usai dekhne lagi sunil ki nazar jab bahar khadi sonali par padi toh usne apna sir par hath mar liya aur jaldi se bahar aya ….

Sunil--- meri pyari bhabhi ap galat samaj Rahi ho …..

Sonali--- chiii dur raho sunil tumhe ladko se pyar h….muje nahi pata tha ki aise shokh h tumhare …tikh h main raj ka samjhaungi ki sunil ko galat na samjhe par mujse dur rahna …..

Sunil-ohhhh nahi nahi bhabhi ap galat samaj Rahi ho ye surendra h …..isai laat marne ka shokh tha isliye belt kholkar pairo par maar raha tha aur tabhi ap agayi ….

Sonali —-ohh muje laga ki tummtoh ye surendra h toh muje do isai main batati hu ki laat kaise marte h ….

Sunil--- ajkal apko gusa kuch jayda he nahi ata h kya ..i mean mere upar hamesa he bhadki rahti ho aur rahne do ap main hu iske liye….

Sonali — shut up dafa ho jao warna agla number tumhara hoga … samjhe

Sunil man mai surendra beta tu toh gaya beta is baar tu khisyani billi ke hathe chad gaya h aur sonali ne andar jate he uski tango ke bich ek kick jad di….

Sunil bahar se aaauuucccchh……iski gotiya toh gayiiii … aur wo bahar se ek ankh se uski halat dekhta raha aur baad mai sonali ke nikalne ke baad surendra ki halat dekh usai bhi ek baar us par taras ane laga phir apne admiyo se kahke usai raat mai uske ghar bhijwa diya …..

Aur subhe jab babita ne aakar room khola toh dekha ki surendra ulta nanaga leta h aur gaand nili Kali ho sooj gayi h …..

Babita — bhai bhai bhai ye kya halat ho rakhi h Apki…

Surendra-- hosh mai ate huve chod do muje….chod do mat maro…..

Babita — ap ghar par ho kisai chodne ke liye kah rahe ho ….

Surendra- ne babita ko dekha toh bola mai ghar par muje toh Nirwana phir police utha le gayi thi…..aur jaise he wo palta aur pichwada niche tika wo dard se aaaaahhhhhhh cheek pada …..

Babita — ap lete rahiye mai dr ko bulati hu….

Surendra nahi……..dard ki tablets aur cream lekar aja aur drugs h toh de de ……par Dr nahi

Babita ke jane ke baad surendra khud se he bola kitna mara re aur wo ladki koun thi aahhhhh abhi tak gotiyo mai dard h bc kitna mara ……phir khada hokar langdate huve sishe ke pass gaya aur apne pichwade ki haalat dekh …..ro pada….goliya khinch kar sonali ne latka di thi gaand pahle toh suji thi par sonali ne belt se chiil di thi maar maar kar…..ab usai ghar se nikalne mai dus din toh kamse kam lagne he the ….. par ache din toh ab suru huve the ….aur yahi ab babita ke sath suru hone wala tha …..



Current time …

Party ki next morning….



Mobile lring karne laga tab ….raj ne hath bhada kar phone uthaya aur nind mai he bola hello

Divya--- hello matlb tum abhi tak uthe nahiii…tumhara aj college ka first day h

Raj---- mmmaa….

Divya— 7 baj rahe h aur tum so rahe ho….

Raj---- maa mainn…..mainn…. uth gaya tha phir so gaya tha….

Divya- ye kya laga rakha h uth gaya phir so gaya tha tum ruko main abhi sonali ki khabar leti hu tum wanhi ho na

Raj---- maa…..main hota hu na taiyar…..10 minut aur agle 10 minut mai college …ap chinta mat karo ….

Divya--- Nalayak meri baat soon pahle ….pahle mandir Jana ….aur un dono ko bhi sath leke Jana ….

Raj---- sunil aur shweta ko …

Divya--- oh toh puri chandal choukdi wanha h …

Rajhey bhagwan bye….bye…. love u maa main dono ko le jaunga…late ho raha hu…

Call….cut…

Raj---- hey bhagwan …..kitne sawal karti h ye……aur ye sab us chudail ne bataya hoga inhe ….phir chikh…… kar shwetaaa….

Shweta-— gate ke koune se nikalkar kyu gala faad rahe ho…… yahi hu …

Shweta ke chahre par ayi 440 watt ki muskaan dekh wo sab samaj gaya…..ki ye raat ko na pine dene ka badla le rahi h…..

Shweta--- abhi toh apki khass sonali mam ki bari h bua ka agla phone unke pass he gaya hoga …..phir gardan jhatak kar huuuuu main bhi dekhti hu muje na pine dekar ap dono kaise shanti se rahte ho ..shweta naam h mera ….shaitan ki nani hu…..



Aur huva bhi wahi sonali kaan par phone lagaye raj ke room ki taraf he jaldi jaldi arahi thi…..par raj jaldi se bath room mai ghus gaya nahane ke liye piche shweta khadi sonali ki taraf dekh dekh kar muskurati rahi thi phir wo college ke liye deepika ke sath nikal gayiii…..

Par raj ko sonali mandir matha tikwa kar aur Pooja karwa kar school ke gate par ek lip kiss dekar chod gayi aur wo abhi class ke liye bhaga he tha ki usai awaj mili ohhh hero ….new student idhar aa…

Raj ne awaj suni toh us taraf chal diya ragging ke bare mai deepika ne bata he diya tha…..but maza tab aya jab us ragging unit mai Shweta bhi ragging leti huvi mili jo saaf saaf naye students ko dhamkha rahi thi

Shweta —- oh hero ye dhamki na diyo police ki . Sab s mere he h papa mere commissioner h aur bhai ki gf Acp h samja kya …..isliye hume ghanta fark nahi padta h

Students— ji mam sorry hum sab samaj gaye h

Shweta--- chal dance karke dikha aur tum us mam ka figure puch ke ao..chalo jaldi karo aur bhi h line mai

Shweta ne raj ko ate dekha toh ek baar toh dar gayi phir yaad aya ki hum toh anjaan rahenge college mai……

Shweta — ohh hero idhar aa apne seniors ko salute kar aur intro de …

Raj---- ne salute mara aur apna intro diya …..

Ladka —- najre nichi rakh samja….seniors se ankh nahi ladane ka

Shweta--- man mai ye pitega pakka aur di bhi muje second year walo ke sath akele bithakar kanha chali gayi….

Raj---- ragging ban h….apko pata h…

Ladka —- tu darne ka nahi principal mera baap he h…aur commissioner aur acp bhi humare he h

Shweta man mai Abe gadhe ye koun h tuje nahi pata h bhagwan please please koyi panga Na ho please warna main gayi ….please bhai koyi panga nahi bhagwan soon lena meri….

Raj — ji sir samaj gaya ….

Ladka — good ….

Shweta turant bich mai bol padi “ jao mere liye ice cream leke ao….jao jao

Raj ghurkar ji mam…..

Deepika dur se ate huve ye dekh kar muskura padi ……aur boli ye kabhi nahi sudhregiii……



Aj ke liye itna he updates likes ki wajah se he delay hota h …..ap apna work done kijiye main apna karta hu …..so masti mai padhne ka likes aur Revoes pelne ka …..

Full 2 fun वाला अपडेट

 

[Alok]

Superb lovely update Sandeep singh nirwan bhai..

 

[Sweetkaran]

Update 146…..

Fun fun…….



Sonali bunglow……



Shiwani-- oye hoye kya baat h aj badi taiyariya ho rahi h….. aj toh ek song khub yaad raha h…

Sonali — tirchi nighao se kounsa ….

Shiwani ne mobile mai gaana laga diya “ kyoki itna pyar tumse karte h hum…kya jaan logo hamari sanam”

Sonali-- Tuje jayda bate nahi ane lag gayi …Aj kal

Shiwani— ab bahan meri pyar mai pagal ho gayi h toh yahi kahungi na ….matlb mere jiju ne meri didi ko pata nahi lagatar 2 raat ko aisa kya diya h ii mean kiya h ki meri didi ki chahre ki chamak aur hoto ki muskaan puri khil gayi h…murjhaya chehra nayi nayi khili Kali ki tarah chamak raha h

Sonali-- ye sunte he Sharma gayi aur usai sab yad agaya…..aur boli chup …..pata nahi kya kya ghumta h tere dimag mai ja dress change karke aaja …bahut kaam baki h sab aane wale …

Shiwani — ohh sasural walo ki khatir dari …khaskar us choti chipkali shweta ka dhayan rakhna … wo tedi khir h …..kal call aya tha traffic police se muje …police wale ne bina helmet roka liya tha apki ladli nanand ko toh apke naam se dhamki de rahi thi aur toh aur license bhi nahi h abhi uske pass…. Isliye traffic hawaldar ne dar ke mare muje phone kiya tha…

Sonali khana banate huve kya ….ane do……baat karti hu..

Shiwani — acha h acha h nand se ladayi sabke samne very good aur sone pe suhaga aur hoga kyoki hone wala pati bhi hoga …..matlb log kulhadi par pair marte h par meri bahan pair kulhadi par moaregi ….good good ….

Sonali — hhhhh???? Ok fine nahi kahungi ..kuch

Aur dono bahane party ki taiyari mai lag gayi raj aur shweta ke percent ache banne ki khusi mai aur sunil ke pass hone ki khushi mai……par inse alag filhal ….raj jogindar singh ke samne gardan niche karke khada tha aur shweta pass khadi bhai ka support kar rahi thi par aj uski bhi class laga gayibechari gardan niche kare huve bhai ki saza adhi baant rahi thi aur samne jogindar singh idhar udhar ghum rahe the…..

Jogindar-- sirf tumhari wajah se muje 2 baar heart attack aata aata rah gaya h matlb itna toh tumhare papa ko dekh kar first time bhi shock nahi laga tha are bhai bada baap hu kuch toh bata diya kar muje hath jodu tere agai ab …

Shweta-- par paaa…

Jogindar-- chup bilkul chup dubara boli toh shadi kar dungi Teri ….phir wanhi karti rahna patar patar

Shweta--- man mai meri shadii par main toh abhi bachi hu….

Jogindar-- samaj araha h tumhe ya main khud se he badbada raha hu ….raj ki taraf se reply na ane par phir se bole are bhai bolo bhi tumhare chakkar mai subhe sham BP ki tablet start ho gayiii h……

Raj — sorry bade papa

Jogindar— hmmmmmm sorry yahi ata tum ajkal ke bacho ko….are tumhe kabhi mana kiya h ..aur toh aur tumhari ye chamchi bhi tumse baat nahi karati hkabhi kabhi toh lagta h ki main iska baap he nahi hu….

Shweta---

Jogindar-- isai pucho toh pata nahi …lag nahi raha h phone ….jaise bahut bada ahsaan kar rahi ho muje reply karketum dono se acha toh wo nalayak jo ye toh kahta h ki bade papa raj ne batane se mana kiya h…

Raj aur shweta ek dusre ki taraf dekh kar

Inki class khatm tab huvi jab badi maa ne roka par thoda bahut toh unhe bhi sunne ko mil gaya…





Deepika bhi sonali Shiwani ke ghar jaldi pahuch gayi aur unki help karane lag gayiii..



Shwani-- ye hoti h nanand kitni help karatii h ..apki …

Deepika—- waise shiwani diii apko pata h ye bhai se shadi he nahi karna chahti h

Sonali---

Deepika--inhone jo kaam kiya h na wo sunogi toh ap bhi inhe galiya dogi …

Shiwani Sara kaam chodkar hhhhhh ab kya kar diya inhone aisa … waise ek kaam toh ye 2 raat se karke arahi h…..

Deepika-- ????? Kya …main samjhi nahi …

Sonali —- kho….kho…..jor jor se khasne lagi shiwani —kuch nahi tum agai batao aur sonali ki taraf ankh maar dii

Deepika--inhone kavita ko mail karke bata diya ki Raj kisi ka phone nahi utha Raha h…..mere papa maa ki maut ka badla lena gaya bla bla……phir sonali ki taraf dekh kar sriously bhabhi ek baar muje bolti ….main kaise bhi apki baat karati …matlb apko wahi mili ap janti nahi ho usai wo shweta se dubble tripple possessive h apne bhai ke liye are agar ye teeno bhai bahan na hote toh apka number dur dur tak nahi lagne deti wo dono …… ab tak wo he shadi kar chuki hoti samjhi ap

Sonali--- toh kya karti main….

Shiwani — maan gaye meri bahan ko ….highway se utarkar kachi road par jane ki itni jaldi kyo rahti h apko …. Ap ye dono na hone dengi apki shadiiii …

Deepika — sonali ka utra muu dekh karr aawww meri bhabhi main hu na aur Divya bua h na…..hum karwayenge apki shadiiii ….. aur suhagraat bhi sonali--- main kya karti muje kuch samaj he nahi aa raha tha….

Dono ek sath Sabra karti ap……

Insabki taiyari aise he baate karte puri ho gayi…..kisi ne sach he kaha h pyar mai padne ke baad sabka dil naram ho jata h raj ka naam ate he sonali nayi dulhan ki tarah react karne lag jati h…par akal bhi uski pyar mai padi premika ki tarah ho jati h jo decision ke side effects nahi dekhti h aur ab toh jab se dono ne 2 raat pyar ke behtrin pal bitaye dono ke dil ek dusre ke aur karib aa gaye …physicaly without sex… i mean dekha sab par kiya kuch kuch….



Party mai raj,shiwani sonali,chief ,jogindar,kundan,deepika, shweta,shrutii,Ajju aur sunil sabne bahut behtrin pal bitaye janha shweta ne jamkar sonali ki taang khinchi aur deepika ,shiwani uski halat dekh hanste rahe par raj ne sabko security ka dhayan rakhne ki sakht hidayat di phir specially shweta ko dekhar tu badmaash jarur khass dhayan rakhegi kyoki tera bilkul bharosa nahi h..raat ko pahli baar sabki request par raj aur sonali ne sath dance kiya ..par sabse jayda maze shiwani ne raj ke sath dance karke liye …aur phir shiwani ne sunil ko itna tang kiya ki becharasharam se muu chipaye koune mai baitha raha …… aur is baar raj ne drink ke liye shweta ko chodkar kar kisi ko nahi Toka aur shweta muu fulakar soft drink pikar baithi rahi…..par khud ke liye dono bhaiyo ki taraf se gifts milne par wo khusi se uchal padi aur hatho hath apni nayi chaddi buddy sister kavita ko mail se sari detail bhej di….Aur kuch photo bhi attachment mai add kar diye …



Par inse dur kuch din pahle se ab tak ki jaruri baate Jaan lete h….

Place- Mumbai



Anirudh goswami ke ghar mai aj bahut chahal-pahal ho rakhi thi……kyoki aj unki ladli beti Richa jo wapas ane wali thi…

Anirudh-- are beti naukar bana lenge…

Poonam-- na uncle bachpan mai khela karti thi sathmai dekhti hu kya reaction hoga jab samne dekhegi ..aur khana meri bahan ke liye main he banaungi ….

Tabhi bahar se horn ki awaj ayi

Poonam khusi se aagayi mai dekhti hu …..aur wo pal agaya jab do soutan ya bahane sachayi se anjaan ek dusre se kayi salo baad milne wali thi…Richa jo pure ek saal baad delhi ke bajaye aj mumbayii apne ghar aayi thi….. wo bahut khus thi kyoki mumbayi se he usne 12th aur trustii hospital mai medical ki padhayi aur kaam kar rahi thi ….usne gate khulne par maa papa ki jagah ek ladki ko khade dekha toh pahle chounki par agle he pal chikhpadi…..pooooonaaaaammm…….riiiiiccccchhhhaaaaur dono bahane gale mil gayi jaisekumbh ke mele mai bichdi do bahane aj mili ho…

Richa--- oh my oh my oh my god tu yanha ….. i m sooo happy…..oh my god …oh my god….

Poonam--- ha aur ab main yanhi rahungi …..tere pass hum dono bahne sath padhengi ab ……

Richa maa,—- are andar ajao pahle gate par khadi ho gayi dono … ye ladkiya bhi na

Anirudh — Tum toh aj bhi aisi ho



Raat mai



Richa--- ha main dr banungi …..aur tu

Poonam-- papa chate the main padh likh kar desh seva Karu toh collector Ya Rural marketing se Mba karke gaanv ko develop karungi ……

Richa,— really main bahut khus tu agayi yanha .phone par kabhi kabhi baat hoti thi but I m really too much happy ab hum pass rahenge…….

Poonam-- ha aur ye tu long skirt ….long sleeves t shirt meri fashionable Richuu kanha gayii….

Richa —muskara kyo tuje ache nahi lage..tu bhi toh pahanti h

Poonam-- are meri bahan carodo mai ek h ….tujpar sab acha lagta h aur main toh hamesa se aisi he rahi hu wait wait ek minut ek minut …..chehra dikha hey bhagwan tuje toh pyar ho gaya h….teri ankho mai saaf dikh raha h

Richa-- karli bakwas…

Poonam-- he he he …ab muje laga Bombay city mai h toh kya pata pasand kar rakha ho…..

Richa-- tu bhi na ….meri chod tu teri bata…tuje pasand h koyi….

Poonam —ek lambhi sans chodkar Richa ke gale mai hath daalkar are yaar……..ek mila tha par kismat kharab thi na naam jaan payi aur na pata aur phir pata laga uski gf h. Kasam se dil he tut gaya mera …..

Poonam aur Richa dono ne ek dusre ko dekha aur jor jor se hasne lagi

Richa-- so funnnyyy…



2 Din pahle Delhi mai……..

Sunil-- oh ho aaahhaaa …..kya pichwada h……

Surendra-- ka ka kounnnn hhh ……….

sunil--Police…

Surendra po…po ..po ….police …..

Sunil---- aur ye dekh ye h police ka ram lal ……jab ye gaand par padta h tab gaand sooj kar kali nili ho jati h…..

Surendra— mmmujeee chooooddd do please ….

Sunil---- chod denge……..are ye teri gaand itni chiddii huvi kyo h log toh gaand marwate h aur tu chidwaata h …..aur ye ghaav taza taza he bhare lagte h phir ghav ko ungli laga kar afsouse aj police ka ram lal se dubara udhad jayenge…..

Itna kah kar sunil us rod se pichwade se lekar niche tak 15 minut tak sutatyi karta raha ……. phir bola chutiye Ganda kar diya farsh abhi toh warmup huva h Phir apni belt jo pahni huvi thi usai marne ke liye utarne laga tab sonali jo abhi abhi union minister ko maar kar arahi thi usne andar ek ko nanga insan tanga huva dekha aur sunil ko uske tikh uske piche belt kholte huve dekha toh toh usai dekhne lagi sunil ki nazar jab bahar khadi sonali par padi toh usne apna sir par hath mar liya aur jaldi se bahar aya ….

Sunil--- meri pyari bhabhi ap galat samaj Rahi ho …..

Sonali--- chiii dur raho sunil tumhe ladko se pyar h….muje nahi pata tha ki aise shokh h tumhare …tikh h main raj ka samjhaungi ki sunil ko galat na samjhe par mujse dur rahna …..

Sunil-ohhhh nahi nahi bhabhi ap galat samaj Rahi ho ye surendra h …..isai laat marne ka shokh tha isliye belt kholkar pairo par maar raha tha aur tabhi ap agayi ….

Sonali —-ohh muje laga ki tummtoh ye surendra h toh muje do isai main batati hu ki laat kaise marte h ….

Sunil--- ajkal apko gusa kuch jayda he nahi ata h kya ..i mean mere upar hamesa he bhadki rahti ho aur rahne do ap main hu iske liye….

Sonali — shut up dafa ho jao warna agla number tumhara hoga … samjhe

Sunil man mai surendra beta tu toh gaya beta is baar tu khisyani billi ke hathe chad gaya h aur sonali ne andar jate he uski tango ke bich ek kick jad di….

Sunil bahar se aaauuucccchh……iski gotiya toh gayiiii … aur wo bahar se ek ankh se uski halat dekhta raha aur baad mai sonali ke nikalne ke baad surendra ki halat dekh usai bhi ek baar us par taras ane laga phir apne admiyo se kahke usai raat mai uske ghar bhijwa diya …..

Aur subhe jab babita ne aakar room khola toh dekha ki surendra ulta nanaga leta h aur gaand nili Kali ho sooj gayi h …..

Babita — bhai bhai bhai ye kya halat ho rakhi h Apki…

Surendra-- hosh mai ate huve chod do muje….chod do mat maro…..

Babita — ap ghar par ho kisai chodne ke liye kah rahe ho ….

Surendra- ne babita ko dekha toh bola mai ghar par muje toh Nirwana phir police utha le gayi thi…..aur jaise he wo palta aur pichwada niche tika wo dard se aaaaahhhhhhh cheek pada …..

Babita — ap lete rahiye mai dr ko bulati hu….

Surendra nahi……..dard ki tablets aur cream lekar aja aur drugs h toh de de ……par Dr nahi

Babita ke jane ke baad surendra khud se he bola kitna mara re aur wo ladki koun thi aahhhhh abhi tak gotiyo mai dard h bc kitna mara ……phir khada hokar langdate huve sishe ke pass gaya aur apne pichwade ki haalat dekh …..ro pada….goliya khinch kar sonali ne latka di thi gaand pahle toh suji thi par sonali ne belt se chiil di thi maar maar kar…..ab usai ghar se nikalne mai dus din toh kamse kam lagne he the ….. par ache din toh ab suru huve the ….aur yahi ab babita ke sath suru hone wala tha …..



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Party ki next morning….



Mobile lring karne laga tab ….raj ne hath bhada kar phone uthaya aur nind mai he bola hello

Divya--- hello matlb tum abhi tak uthe nahiii…tumhara aj college ka first day h

Raj---- mmmaa….

Divya— 7 baj rahe h aur tum so rahe ho….

Raj---- maa mainn…..mainn…. uth gaya tha phir so gaya tha….

Divya- ye kya laga rakha h uth gaya phir so gaya tha tum ruko main abhi sonali ki khabar leti hu tum wanhi ho na

Raj---- maa…..main hota hu na taiyar…..10 minut aur agle 10 minut mai college …ap chinta mat karo ….

Divya--- Nalayak meri baat soon pahle ….pahle mandir Jana ….aur un dono ko bhi sath leke Jana ….

Raj---- sunil aur shweta ko …

Divya--- oh toh puri chandal choukdi wanha h …

Rajhey bhagwan bye….bye…. love u maa main dono ko le jaunga…late ho raha hu…

Call….cut…

Raj---- hey bhagwan …..kitne sawal karti h ye……aur ye sab us chudail ne bataya hoga inhe ….phir chikh…… kar shwetaaa….

Shweta-— gate ke koune se nikalkar kyu gala faad rahe ho…… yahi hu …

Shweta ke chahre par ayi 440 watt ki muskaan dekh wo sab samaj gaya…..ki ye raat ko na pine dene ka badla le rahi h…..

Shweta--- abhi toh apki khass sonali mam ki bari h bua ka agla phone unke pass he gaya hoga …..phir gardan jhatak kar huuuuu main bhi dekhti hu muje na pine dekar ap dono kaise shanti se rahte ho ..shweta naam h mera ….shaitan ki nani hu…..



Aur huva bhi wahi sonali kaan par phone lagaye raj ke room ki taraf he jaldi jaldi arahi thi…..par raj jaldi se bath room mai ghus gaya nahane ke liye piche shweta khadi sonali ki taraf dekh dekh kar muskurati rahi thi phir wo college ke liye deepika ke sath nikal gayiii…..

Par raj ko sonali mandir matha tikwa kar aur Pooja karwa kar school ke gate par ek lip kiss dekar chod gayi aur wo abhi class ke liye bhaga he tha ki usai awaj mili ohhh hero ….new student idhar aa…

Raj ne awaj suni toh us taraf chal diya ragging ke bare mai deepika ne bata he diya tha…..but maza tab aya jab us ragging unit mai Shweta bhi ragging leti huvi mili jo saaf saaf naye students ko dhamkha rahi thi

Shweta —- oh hero ye dhamki na diyo police ki . Sab s mere he h papa mere commissioner h aur bhai ki gf Acp h samja kya …..isliye hume ghanta fark nahi padta h

Students— ji mam sorry hum sab samaj gaye h

Shweta--- chal dance karke dikha aur tum us mam ka figure puch ke ao..chalo jaldi karo aur bhi h line mai

Shweta ne raj ko ate dekha toh ek baar toh dar gayi phir yaad aya ki hum toh anjaan rahenge college mai……

Shweta — ohh hero idhar aa apne seniors ko salute kar aur intro de …

Raj---- ne salute mara aur apna intro diya …..

Ladka —- najre nichi rakh samja….seniors se ankh nahi ladane ka

Shweta--- man mai ye pitega pakka aur di bhi muje second year walo ke sath akele bithakar kanha chali gayi….

Raj---- ragging ban h….apko pata h…

Ladka —- tu darne ka nahi principal mera baap he h…aur commissioner aur acp bhi humare he h

Shweta man mai Abe gadhe ye koun h tuje nahi pata h bhagwan please please koyi panga Na ho please warna main gayi ….please bhai koyi panga nahi bhagwan soon lena meri….

Raj — ji sir samaj gaya ….

Ladka — good ….

Shweta turant bich mai bol padi “ jao mere liye ice cream leke ao….jao jao

Raj ghurkar ji mam…..

Deepika dur se ate huve ye dekh kar muskura padi ……aur boli ye kabhi nahi sudhregiii……



Aj ke liye itna he updates likes ki wajah se he delay hota h …..ap apna work done kijiye main apna karta hu …..so masti mai padhne ka likes aur Revoes pelne ka …..

Marvelous awesome fabulous update bro

 

[Mahendra Baranwal]

Update 146…..

Fun fun…….



Sonali bunglow……



Shiwani-- oye hoye kya baat h aj badi taiyariya ho rahi h….. aj toh ek song khub yaad raha h…

Sonali — tirchi nighao se kounsa ….

Shiwani ne mobile mai gaana laga diya “ kyoki itna pyar tumse karte h hum…kya jaan logo hamari sanam”

Sonali-- Tuje jayda bate nahi ane lag gayi …Aj kal

Shiwani— ab bahan meri pyar mai pagal ho gayi h toh yahi kahungi na ….matlb mere jiju ne meri didi ko pata nahi lagatar 2 raat ko aisa kya diya h ii mean kiya h ki meri didi ki chahre ki chamak aur hoto ki muskaan puri khil gayi h…murjhaya chehra nayi nayi khili Kali ki tarah chamak raha h

Sonali-- ye sunte he Sharma gayi aur usai sab yad agaya…..aur boli chup …..pata nahi kya kya ghumta h tere dimag mai ja dress change karke aaja …bahut kaam baki h sab aane wale …

Shiwani — ohh sasural walo ki khatir dari …khaskar us choti chipkali shweta ka dhayan rakhna … wo tedi khir h …..kal call aya tha traffic police se muje …police wale ne bina helmet roka liya tha apki ladli nanand ko toh apke naam se dhamki de rahi thi aur toh aur license bhi nahi h abhi uske pass…. Isliye traffic hawaldar ne dar ke mare muje phone kiya tha…

Sonali khana banate huve kya ….ane do……baat karti hu..

Shiwani — acha h acha h nand se ladayi sabke samne very good aur sone pe suhaga aur hoga kyoki hone wala pati bhi hoga …..matlb log kulhadi par pair marte h par meri bahan pair kulhadi par moaregi ….good good ….

Sonali — hhhhh???? Ok fine nahi kahungi ..kuch

Aur dono bahane party ki taiyari mai lag gayi raj aur shweta ke percent ache banne ki khusi mai aur sunil ke pass hone ki khushi mai……par inse alag filhal ….raj jogindar singh ke samne gardan niche karke khada tha aur shweta pass khadi bhai ka support kar rahi thi par aj uski bhi class laga gayibechari gardan niche kare huve bhai ki saza adhi baant rahi thi aur samne jogindar singh idhar udhar ghum rahe the…..

Jogindar-- sirf tumhari wajah se muje 2 baar heart attack aata aata rah gaya h matlb itna toh tumhare papa ko dekh kar first time bhi shock nahi laga tha are bhai bada baap hu kuch toh bata diya kar muje hath jodu tere agai ab …

Shweta-- par paaa…

Jogindar-- chup bilkul chup dubara boli toh shadi kar dungi Teri ….phir wanhi karti rahna patar patar

Shweta--- man mai meri shadii par main toh abhi bachi hu….

Jogindar-- samaj araha h tumhe ya main khud se he badbada raha hu ….raj ki taraf se reply na ane par phir se bole are bhai bolo bhi tumhare chakkar mai subhe sham BP ki tablet start ho gayiii h……

Raj — sorry bade papa

Jogindar— hmmmmmm sorry yahi ata tum ajkal ke bacho ko….are tumhe kabhi mana kiya h ..aur toh aur tumhari ye chamchi bhi tumse baat nahi karati hkabhi kabhi toh lagta h ki main iska baap he nahi hu….

Shweta---

Jogindar-- isai pucho toh pata nahi …lag nahi raha h phone ….jaise bahut bada ahsaan kar rahi ho muje reply karketum dono se acha toh wo nalayak jo ye toh kahta h ki bade papa raj ne batane se mana kiya h…

Raj aur shweta ek dusre ki taraf dekh kar

Inki class khatm tab huvi jab badi maa ne roka par thoda bahut toh unhe bhi sunne ko mil gaya…





Deepika bhi sonali Shiwani ke ghar jaldi pahuch gayi aur unki help karane lag gayiii..



Shwani-- ye hoti h nanand kitni help karatii h ..apki …

Deepika—- waise shiwani diii apko pata h ye bhai se shadi he nahi karna chahti h

Sonali---

Deepika--inhone jo kaam kiya h na wo sunogi toh ap bhi inhe galiya dogi …

Shiwani Sara kaam chodkar hhhhhh ab kya kar diya inhone aisa … waise ek kaam toh ye 2 raat se karke arahi h…..

Deepika-- ????? Kya …main samjhi nahi …

Sonali —- kho….kho…..jor jor se khasne lagi shiwani —kuch nahi tum agai batao aur sonali ki taraf ankh maar dii

Deepika--inhone kavita ko mail karke bata diya ki Raj kisi ka phone nahi utha Raha h…..mere papa maa ki maut ka badla lena gaya bla bla……phir sonali ki taraf dekh kar sriously bhabhi ek baar muje bolti ….main kaise bhi apki baat karati …matlb apko wahi mili ap janti nahi ho usai wo shweta se dubble tripple possessive h apne bhai ke liye are agar ye teeno bhai bahan na hote toh apka number dur dur tak nahi lagne deti wo dono …… ab tak wo he shadi kar chuki hoti samjhi ap

Sonali--- toh kya karti main….

Shiwani — maan gaye meri bahan ko ….highway se utarkar kachi road par jane ki itni jaldi kyo rahti h apko …. Ap ye dono na hone dengi apki shadiiii …

Deepika — sonali ka utra muu dekh karr aawww meri bhabhi main hu na aur Divya bua h na…..hum karwayenge apki shadiiii ….. aur suhagraat bhi sonali--- main kya karti muje kuch samaj he nahi aa raha tha….

Dono ek sath Sabra karti ap……

Insabki taiyari aise he baate karte puri ho gayi…..kisi ne sach he kaha h pyar mai padne ke baad sabka dil naram ho jata h raj ka naam ate he sonali nayi dulhan ki tarah react karne lag jati h…par akal bhi uski pyar mai padi premika ki tarah ho jati h jo decision ke side effects nahi dekhti h aur ab toh jab se dono ne 2 raat pyar ke behtrin pal bitaye dono ke dil ek dusre ke aur karib aa gaye …physicaly without sex… i mean dekha sab par kiya kuch kuch….



Party mai raj,shiwani sonali,chief ,jogindar,kundan,deepika, shweta,shrutii,Ajju aur sunil sabne bahut behtrin pal bitaye janha shweta ne jamkar sonali ki taang khinchi aur deepika ,shiwani uski halat dekh hanste rahe par raj ne sabko security ka dhayan rakhne ki sakht hidayat di phir specially shweta ko dekhar tu badmaash jarur khass dhayan rakhegi kyoki tera bilkul bharosa nahi h..raat ko pahli baar sabki request par raj aur sonali ne sath dance kiya ..par sabse jayda maze shiwani ne raj ke sath dance karke liye …aur phir shiwani ne sunil ko itna tang kiya ki becharasharam se muu chipaye koune mai baitha raha …… aur is baar raj ne drink ke liye shweta ko chodkar kar kisi ko nahi Toka aur shweta muu fulakar soft drink pikar baithi rahi…..par khud ke liye dono bhaiyo ki taraf se gifts milne par wo khusi se uchal padi aur hatho hath apni nayi chaddi buddy sister kavita ko mail se sari detail bhej di….Aur kuch photo bhi attachment mai add kar diye …



Par inse dur kuch din pahle se ab tak ki jaruri baate Jaan lete h….

Place- Mumbai



Anirudh goswami ke ghar mai aj bahut chahal-pahal ho rakhi thi……kyoki aj unki ladli beti Richa jo wapas ane wali thi…

Anirudh-- are beti naukar bana lenge…

Poonam-- na uncle bachpan mai khela karti thi sathmai dekhti hu kya reaction hoga jab samne dekhegi ..aur khana meri bahan ke liye main he banaungi ….

Tabhi bahar se horn ki awaj ayi

Poonam khusi se aagayi mai dekhti hu …..aur wo pal agaya jab do soutan ya bahane sachayi se anjaan ek dusre se kayi salo baad milne wali thi…Richa jo pure ek saal baad delhi ke bajaye aj mumbayii apne ghar aayi thi….. wo bahut khus thi kyoki mumbayi se he usne 12th aur trustii hospital mai medical ki padhayi aur kaam kar rahi thi ….usne gate khulne par maa papa ki jagah ek ladki ko khade dekha toh pahle chounki par agle he pal chikhpadi…..pooooonaaaaammm…….riiiiiccccchhhhaaaaur dono bahane gale mil gayi jaisekumbh ke mele mai bichdi do bahane aj mili ho…

Richa--- oh my oh my oh my god tu yanha ….. i m sooo happy…..oh my god …oh my god….

Poonam--- ha aur ab main yanhi rahungi …..tere pass hum dono bahne sath padhengi ab ……

Richa maa,—- are andar ajao pahle gate par khadi ho gayi dono … ye ladkiya bhi na

Anirudh — Tum toh aj bhi aisi ho



Raat mai



Richa--- ha main dr banungi …..aur tu

Poonam-- papa chate the main padh likh kar desh seva Karu toh collector Ya Rural marketing se Mba karke gaanv ko develop karungi ……

Richa,— really main bahut khus tu agayi yanha .phone par kabhi kabhi baat hoti thi but I m really too much happy ab hum pass rahenge…….

Poonam-- ha aur ye tu long skirt ….long sleeves t shirt meri fashionable Richuu kanha gayii….

Richa —muskara kyo tuje ache nahi lage..tu bhi toh pahanti h

Poonam-- are meri bahan carodo mai ek h ….tujpar sab acha lagta h aur main toh hamesa se aisi he rahi hu wait wait ek minut ek minut …..chehra dikha hey bhagwan tuje toh pyar ho gaya h….teri ankho mai saaf dikh raha h

Richa-- karli bakwas…

Poonam-- he he he …ab muje laga Bombay city mai h toh kya pata pasand kar rakha ho…..

Richa-- tu bhi na ….meri chod tu teri bata…tuje pasand h koyi….

Poonam —ek lambhi sans chodkar Richa ke gale mai hath daalkar are yaar……..ek mila tha par kismat kharab thi na naam jaan payi aur na pata aur phir pata laga uski gf h. Kasam se dil he tut gaya mera …..

Poonam aur Richa dono ne ek dusre ko dekha aur jor jor se hasne lagi

Richa-- so funnnyyy…



2 Din pahle Delhi mai……..

Sunil-- oh ho aaahhaaa …..kya pichwada h……

Surendra-- ka ka kounnnn hhh ……….

sunil--Police…

Surendra po…po ..po ….police …..

Sunil---- aur ye dekh ye h police ka ram lal ……jab ye gaand par padta h tab gaand sooj kar kali nili ho jati h…..

Surendra— mmmujeee chooooddd do please ….

Sunil---- chod denge……..are ye teri gaand itni chiddii huvi kyo h log toh gaand marwate h aur tu chidwaata h …..aur ye ghaav taza taza he bhare lagte h phir ghav ko ungli laga kar afsouse aj police ka ram lal se dubara udhad jayenge…..

Itna kah kar sunil us rod se pichwade se lekar niche tak 15 minut tak sutatyi karta raha ……. phir bola chutiye Ganda kar diya farsh abhi toh warmup huva h Phir apni belt jo pahni huvi thi usai marne ke liye utarne laga tab sonali jo abhi abhi union minister ko maar kar arahi thi usne andar ek ko nanga insan tanga huva dekha aur sunil ko uske tikh uske piche belt kholte huve dekha toh toh usai dekhne lagi sunil ki nazar jab bahar khadi sonali par padi toh usne apna sir par hath mar liya aur jaldi se bahar aya ….

Sunil--- meri pyari bhabhi ap galat samaj Rahi ho …..

Sonali--- chiii dur raho sunil tumhe ladko se pyar h….muje nahi pata tha ki aise shokh h tumhare …tikh h main raj ka samjhaungi ki sunil ko galat na samjhe par mujse dur rahna …..

Sunil-ohhhh nahi nahi bhabhi ap galat samaj Rahi ho ye surendra h …..isai laat marne ka shokh tha isliye belt kholkar pairo par maar raha tha aur tabhi ap agayi ….

Sonali —-ohh muje laga ki tummtoh ye surendra h toh muje do isai main batati hu ki laat kaise marte h ….

Sunil--- ajkal apko gusa kuch jayda he nahi ata h kya ..i mean mere upar hamesa he bhadki rahti ho aur rahne do ap main hu iske liye….

Sonali — shut up dafa ho jao warna agla number tumhara hoga … samjhe

Sunil man mai surendra beta tu toh gaya beta is baar tu khisyani billi ke hathe chad gaya h aur sonali ne andar jate he uski tango ke bich ek kick jad di….

Sunil bahar se aaauuucccchh……iski gotiya toh gayiiii … aur wo bahar se ek ankh se uski halat dekhta raha aur baad mai sonali ke nikalne ke baad surendra ki halat dekh usai bhi ek baar us par taras ane laga phir apne admiyo se kahke usai raat mai uske ghar bhijwa diya …..

Aur subhe jab babita ne aakar room khola toh dekha ki surendra ulta nanaga leta h aur gaand nili Kali ho sooj gayi h …..

Babita — bhai bhai bhai ye kya halat ho rakhi h Apki…

Surendra-- hosh mai ate huve chod do muje….chod do mat maro…..

Babita — ap ghar par ho kisai chodne ke liye kah rahe ho ….

Surendra- ne babita ko dekha toh bola mai ghar par muje toh Nirwana phir police utha le gayi thi…..aur jaise he wo palta aur pichwada niche tika wo dard se aaaaahhhhhhh cheek pada …..

Babita — ap lete rahiye mai dr ko bulati hu….

Surendra nahi……..dard ki tablets aur cream lekar aja aur drugs h toh de de ……par Dr nahi

Babita ke jane ke baad surendra khud se he bola kitna mara re aur wo ladki koun thi aahhhhh abhi tak gotiyo mai dard h bc kitna mara ……phir khada hokar langdate huve sishe ke pass gaya aur apne pichwade ki haalat dekh …..ro pada….goliya khinch kar sonali ne latka di thi gaand pahle toh suji thi par sonali ne belt se chiil di thi maar maar kar…..ab usai ghar se nikalne mai dus din toh kamse kam lagne he the ….. par ache din toh ab suru huve the ….aur yahi ab babita ke sath suru hone wala tha …..



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Mobile lring karne laga tab ….raj ne hath bhada kar phone uthaya aur nind mai he bola hello

Divya--- hello matlb tum abhi tak uthe nahiii…tumhara aj college ka first day h

Raj---- mmmaa….

Divya— 7 baj rahe h aur tum so rahe ho….

Raj---- maa mainn…..mainn…. uth gaya tha phir so gaya tha….

Divya- ye kya laga rakha h uth gaya phir so gaya tha tum ruko main abhi sonali ki khabar leti hu tum wanhi ho na

Raj---- maa…..main hota hu na taiyar…..10 minut aur agle 10 minut mai college …ap chinta mat karo ….

Divya--- Nalayak meri baat soon pahle ….pahle mandir Jana ….aur un dono ko bhi sath leke Jana ….

Raj---- sunil aur shweta ko …

Divya--- oh toh puri chandal choukdi wanha h …

Rajhey bhagwan bye….bye…. love u maa main dono ko le jaunga…late ho raha hu…

Call….cut…

Raj---- hey bhagwan …..kitne sawal karti h ye……aur ye sab us chudail ne bataya hoga inhe ….phir chikh…… kar shwetaaa….

Shweta-— gate ke koune se nikalkar kyu gala faad rahe ho…… yahi hu …

Shweta ke chahre par ayi 440 watt ki muskaan dekh wo sab samaj gaya…..ki ye raat ko na pine dene ka badla le rahi h…..

Shweta--- abhi toh apki khass sonali mam ki bari h bua ka agla phone unke pass he gaya hoga …..phir gardan jhatak kar huuuuu main bhi dekhti hu muje na pine dekar ap dono kaise shanti se rahte ho ..shweta naam h mera ….shaitan ki nani hu…..



Aur huva bhi wahi sonali kaan par phone lagaye raj ke room ki taraf he jaldi jaldi arahi thi…..par raj jaldi se bath room mai ghus gaya nahane ke liye piche shweta khadi sonali ki taraf dekh dekh kar muskurati rahi thi phir wo college ke liye deepika ke sath nikal gayiii…..

Par raj ko sonali mandir matha tikwa kar aur Pooja karwa kar school ke gate par ek lip kiss dekar chod gayi aur wo abhi class ke liye bhaga he tha ki usai awaj mili ohhh hero ….new student idhar aa…

Raj ne awaj suni toh us taraf chal diya ragging ke bare mai deepika ne bata he diya tha…..but maza tab aya jab us ragging unit mai Shweta bhi ragging leti huvi mili jo saaf saaf naye students ko dhamkha rahi thi

Shweta —- oh hero ye dhamki na diyo police ki . Sab s mere he h papa mere commissioner h aur bhai ki gf Acp h samja kya …..isliye hume ghanta fark nahi padta h

Students— ji mam sorry hum sab samaj gaye h

Shweta--- chal dance karke dikha aur tum us mam ka figure puch ke ao..chalo jaldi karo aur bhi h line mai

Shweta ne raj ko ate dekha toh ek baar toh dar gayi phir yaad aya ki hum toh anjaan rahenge college mai……

Shweta — ohh hero idhar aa apne seniors ko salute kar aur intro de …

Raj---- ne salute mara aur apna intro diya …..

Ladka —- najre nichi rakh samja….seniors se ankh nahi ladane ka

Shweta--- man mai ye pitega pakka aur di bhi muje second year walo ke sath akele bithakar kanha chali gayi….

Raj---- ragging ban h….apko pata h…

Ladka —- tu darne ka nahi principal mera baap he h…aur commissioner aur acp bhi humare he h

Shweta man mai Abe gadhe ye koun h tuje nahi pata h bhagwan please please koyi panga Na ho please warna main gayi ….please bhai koyi panga nahi bhagwan soon lena meri….

Raj — ji sir samaj gaya ….

Ladka — good ….

Shweta turant bich mai bol padi “ jao mere liye ice cream leke ao….jao jao

Raj ghurkar ji mam…..

Deepika dur se ate huve ye dekh kar muskura padi ……aur boli ye kabhi nahi sudhregiii……



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Sonali bunglow……



Shiwani-- oye hoye kya baat h aj badi taiyariya ho rahi h….. aj toh ek song khub yaad raha h…

Sonali — tirchi nighao se kounsa ….

Shiwani ne mobile mai gaana laga diya “ kyoki itna pyar tumse karte h hum…kya jaan logo hamari sanam”

Sonali-- Tuje jayda bate nahi ane lag gayi …Aj kal

Shiwani— ab bahan meri pyar mai pagal ho gayi h toh yahi kahungi na ….matlb mere jiju ne meri didi ko pata nahi lagatar 2 raat ko aisa kya diya h ii mean kiya h ki meri didi ki chahre ki chamak aur hoto ki muskaan puri khil gayi h…murjhaya chehra nayi nayi khili Kali ki tarah chamak raha h

Sonali-- ye sunte he Sharma gayi aur usai sab yad agaya…..aur boli chup …..pata nahi kya kya ghumta h tere dimag mai ja dress change karke aaja …bahut kaam baki h sab aane wale …

Shiwani — ohh sasural walo ki khatir dari …khaskar us choti chipkali shweta ka dhayan rakhna … wo tedi khir h …..kal call aya tha traffic police se muje …police wale ne bina helmet roka liya tha apki ladli nanand ko toh apke naam se dhamki de rahi thi aur toh aur license bhi nahi h abhi uske pass…. Isliye traffic hawaldar ne dar ke mare muje phone kiya tha…

Sonali khana banate huve kya ….ane do……baat karti hu..

Shiwani — acha h acha h nand se ladayi sabke samne very good aur sone pe suhaga aur hoga kyoki hone wala pati bhi hoga …..matlb log kulhadi par pair marte h par meri bahan pair kulhadi par moaregi ….good good ….

Sonali — hhhhh???? Ok fine nahi kahungi ..kuch

Aur dono bahane party ki taiyari mai lag gayi raj aur shweta ke percent ache banne ki khusi mai aur sunil ke pass hone ki khushi mai……par inse alag filhal ….raj jogindar singh ke samne gardan niche karke khada tha aur shweta pass khadi bhai ka support kar rahi thi par aj uski bhi class laga gayibechari gardan niche kare huve bhai ki saza adhi baant rahi thi aur samne jogindar singh idhar udhar ghum rahe the…..

Jogindar-- sirf tumhari wajah se muje 2 baar heart attack aata aata rah gaya h matlb itna toh tumhare papa ko dekh kar first time bhi shock nahi laga tha are bhai bada baap hu kuch toh bata diya kar muje hath jodu tere agai ab …

Shweta-- par paaa…

Jogindar-- chup bilkul chup dubara boli toh shadi kar dungi Teri ….phir wanhi karti rahna patar patar

Shweta--- man mai meri shadii par main toh abhi bachi hu….

Jogindar-- samaj araha h tumhe ya main khud se he badbada raha hu ….raj ki taraf se reply na ane par phir se bole are bhai bolo bhi tumhare chakkar mai subhe sham BP ki tablet start ho gayiii h……

Raj — sorry bade papa

Jogindar— hmmmmmm sorry yahi ata tum ajkal ke bacho ko….are tumhe kabhi mana kiya h ..aur toh aur tumhari ye chamchi bhi tumse baat nahi karati hkabhi kabhi toh lagta h ki main iska baap he nahi hu….

Shweta---

Jogindar-- isai pucho toh pata nahi …lag nahi raha h phone ….jaise bahut bada ahsaan kar rahi ho muje reply karketum dono se acha toh wo nalayak jo ye toh kahta h ki bade papa raj ne batane se mana kiya h…

Raj aur shweta ek dusre ki taraf dekh kar

Inki class khatm tab huvi jab badi maa ne roka par thoda bahut toh unhe bhi sunne ko mil gaya…





Deepika bhi sonali Shiwani ke ghar jaldi pahuch gayi aur unki help karane lag gayiii..



Shwani-- ye hoti h nanand kitni help karatii h ..apki …

Deepika—- waise shiwani diii apko pata h ye bhai se shadi he nahi karna chahti h

Sonali---

Deepika--inhone jo kaam kiya h na wo sunogi toh ap bhi inhe galiya dogi …

Shiwani Sara kaam chodkar hhhhhh ab kya kar diya inhone aisa … waise ek kaam toh ye 2 raat se karke arahi h…..

Deepika-- ????? Kya …main samjhi nahi …

Sonali —- kho….kho…..jor jor se khasne lagi shiwani —kuch nahi tum agai batao aur sonali ki taraf ankh maar dii

Deepika--inhone kavita ko mail karke bata diya ki Raj kisi ka phone nahi utha Raha h…..mere papa maa ki maut ka badla lena gaya bla bla……phir sonali ki taraf dekh kar sriously bhabhi ek baar muje bolti ….main kaise bhi apki baat karati …matlb apko wahi mili ap janti nahi ho usai wo shweta se dubble tripple possessive h apne bhai ke liye are agar ye teeno bhai bahan na hote toh apka number dur dur tak nahi lagne deti wo dono …… ab tak wo he shadi kar chuki hoti samjhi ap

Sonali--- toh kya karti main….

Shiwani — maan gaye meri bahan ko ….highway se utarkar kachi road par jane ki itni jaldi kyo rahti h apko …. Ap ye dono na hone dengi apki shadiiii …

Deepika — sonali ka utra muu dekh karr aawww meri bhabhi main hu na aur Divya bua h na…..hum karwayenge apki shadiiii ….. aur suhagraat bhi sonali--- main kya karti muje kuch samaj he nahi aa raha tha….

Dono ek sath Sabra karti ap……

Insabki taiyari aise he baate karte puri ho gayi…..kisi ne sach he kaha h pyar mai padne ke baad sabka dil naram ho jata h raj ka naam ate he sonali nayi dulhan ki tarah react karne lag jati h…par akal bhi uski pyar mai padi premika ki tarah ho jati h jo decision ke side effects nahi dekhti h aur ab toh jab se dono ne 2 raat pyar ke behtrin pal bitaye dono ke dil ek dusre ke aur karib aa gaye …physicaly without sex… i mean dekha sab par kiya kuch kuch….



Party mai raj,shiwani sonali,chief ,jogindar,kundan,deepika, shweta,shrutii,Ajju aur sunil sabne bahut behtrin pal bitaye janha shweta ne jamkar sonali ki taang khinchi aur deepika ,shiwani uski halat dekh hanste rahe par raj ne sabko security ka dhayan rakhne ki sakht hidayat di phir specially shweta ko dekhar tu badmaash jarur khass dhayan rakhegi kyoki tera bilkul bharosa nahi h..raat ko pahli baar sabki request par raj aur sonali ne sath dance kiya ..par sabse jayda maze shiwani ne raj ke sath dance karke liye …aur phir shiwani ne sunil ko itna tang kiya ki becharasharam se muu chipaye koune mai baitha raha …… aur is baar raj ne drink ke liye shweta ko chodkar kar kisi ko nahi Toka aur shweta muu fulakar soft drink pikar baithi rahi…..par khud ke liye dono bhaiyo ki taraf se gifts milne par wo khusi se uchal padi aur hatho hath apni nayi chaddi buddy sister kavita ko mail se sari detail bhej di….Aur kuch photo bhi attachment mai add kar diye …



Par inse dur kuch din pahle se ab tak ki jaruri baate Jaan lete h….

Place- Mumbai



Anirudh goswami ke ghar mai aj bahut chahal-pahal ho rakhi thi……kyoki aj unki ladli beti Richa jo wapas ane wali thi…

Anirudh-- are beti naukar bana lenge…

Poonam-- na uncle bachpan mai khela karti thi sathmai dekhti hu kya reaction hoga jab samne dekhegi ..aur khana meri bahan ke liye main he banaungi ….

Tabhi bahar se horn ki awaj ayi

Poonam khusi se aagayi mai dekhti hu …..aur wo pal agaya jab do soutan ya bahane sachayi se anjaan ek dusre se kayi salo baad milne wali thi…Richa jo pure ek saal baad delhi ke bajaye aj mumbayii apne ghar aayi thi….. wo bahut khus thi kyoki mumbayi se he usne 12th aur trustii hospital mai medical ki padhayi aur kaam kar rahi thi ….usne gate khulne par maa papa ki jagah ek ladki ko khade dekha toh pahle chounki par agle he pal chikhpadi…..pooooonaaaaammm…….riiiiiccccchhhhaaaaur dono bahane gale mil gayi jaisekumbh ke mele mai bichdi do bahane aj mili ho…

Richa--- oh my oh my oh my god tu yanha ….. i m sooo happy…..oh my god …oh my god….

Poonam--- ha aur ab main yanhi rahungi …..tere pass hum dono bahne sath padhengi ab ……

Richa maa,—- are andar ajao pahle gate par khadi ho gayi dono … ye ladkiya bhi na

Anirudh — Tum toh aj bhi aisi ho



Raat mai



Richa--- ha main dr banungi …..aur tu

Poonam-- papa chate the main padh likh kar desh seva Karu toh collector Ya Rural marketing se Mba karke gaanv ko develop karungi ……

Richa,— really main bahut khus tu agayi yanha .phone par kabhi kabhi baat hoti thi but I m really too much happy ab hum pass rahenge…….

Poonam-- ha aur ye tu long skirt ….long sleeves t shirt meri fashionable Richuu kanha gayii….

Richa —muskara kyo tuje ache nahi lage..tu bhi toh pahanti h

Poonam-- are meri bahan carodo mai ek h ….tujpar sab acha lagta h aur main toh hamesa se aisi he rahi hu wait wait ek minut ek minut …..chehra dikha hey bhagwan tuje toh pyar ho gaya h….teri ankho mai saaf dikh raha h

Richa-- karli bakwas…

Poonam-- he he he …ab muje laga Bombay city mai h toh kya pata pasand kar rakha ho…..

Richa-- tu bhi na ….meri chod tu teri bata…tuje pasand h koyi….

Poonam —ek lambhi sans chodkar Richa ke gale mai hath daalkar are yaar……..ek mila tha par kismat kharab thi na naam jaan payi aur na pata aur phir pata laga uski gf h. Kasam se dil he tut gaya mera …..

Poonam aur Richa dono ne ek dusre ko dekha aur jor jor se hasne lagi

Richa-- so funnnyyy…



2 Din pahle Delhi mai……..

Sunil-- oh ho aaahhaaa …..kya pichwada h……

Surendra-- ka ka kounnnn hhh ……….

sunil--Police…

Surendra po…po ..po ….police …..

Sunil---- aur ye dekh ye h police ka ram lal ……jab ye gaand par padta h tab gaand sooj kar kali nili ho jati h…..

Surendra— mmmujeee chooooddd do please ….

Sunil---- chod denge……..are ye teri gaand itni chiddii huvi kyo h log toh gaand marwate h aur tu chidwaata h …..aur ye ghaav taza taza he bhare lagte h phir ghav ko ungli laga kar afsouse aj police ka ram lal se dubara udhad jayenge…..

Itna kah kar sunil us rod se pichwade se lekar niche tak 15 minut tak sutatyi karta raha ……. phir bola chutiye Ganda kar diya farsh abhi toh warmup huva h Phir apni belt jo pahni huvi thi usai marne ke liye utarne laga tab sonali jo abhi abhi union minister ko maar kar arahi thi usne andar ek ko nanga insan tanga huva dekha aur sunil ko uske tikh uske piche belt kholte huve dekha toh toh usai dekhne lagi sunil ki nazar jab bahar khadi sonali par padi toh usne apna sir par hath mar liya aur jaldi se bahar aya ….

Sunil--- meri pyari bhabhi ap galat samaj Rahi ho …..

Sonali--- chiii dur raho sunil tumhe ladko se pyar h….muje nahi pata tha ki aise shokh h tumhare …tikh h main raj ka samjhaungi ki sunil ko galat na samjhe par mujse dur rahna …..

Sunil-ohhhh nahi nahi bhabhi ap galat samaj Rahi ho ye surendra h …..isai laat marne ka shokh tha isliye belt kholkar pairo par maar raha tha aur tabhi ap agayi ….

Sonali —-ohh muje laga ki tummtoh ye surendra h toh muje do isai main batati hu ki laat kaise marte h ….

Sunil--- ajkal apko gusa kuch jayda he nahi ata h kya ..i mean mere upar hamesa he bhadki rahti ho aur rahne do ap main hu iske liye….

Sonali — shut up dafa ho jao warna agla number tumhara hoga … samjhe

Sunil man mai surendra beta tu toh gaya beta is baar tu khisyani billi ke hathe chad gaya h aur sonali ne andar jate he uski tango ke bich ek kick jad di….

Sunil bahar se aaauuucccchh……iski gotiya toh gayiiii … aur wo bahar se ek ankh se uski halat dekhta raha aur baad mai sonali ke nikalne ke baad surendra ki halat dekh usai bhi ek baar us par taras ane laga phir apne admiyo se kahke usai raat mai uske ghar bhijwa diya …..

Aur subhe jab babita ne aakar room khola toh dekha ki surendra ulta nanaga leta h aur gaand nili Kali ho sooj gayi h …..

Babita — bhai bhai bhai ye kya halat ho rakhi h Apki…

Surendra-- hosh mai ate huve chod do muje….chod do mat maro…..

Babita — ap ghar par ho kisai chodne ke liye kah rahe ho ….

Surendra- ne babita ko dekha toh bola mai ghar par muje toh Nirwana phir police utha le gayi thi…..aur jaise he wo palta aur pichwada niche tika wo dard se aaaaahhhhhhh cheek pada …..

Babita — ap lete rahiye mai dr ko bulati hu….

Surendra nahi……..dard ki tablets aur cream lekar aja aur drugs h toh de de ……par Dr nahi

Babita ke jane ke baad surendra khud se he bola kitna mara re aur wo ladki koun thi aahhhhh abhi tak gotiyo mai dard h bc kitna mara ……phir khada hokar langdate huve sishe ke pass gaya aur apne pichwade ki haalat dekh …..ro pada….goliya khinch kar sonali ne latka di thi gaand pahle toh suji thi par sonali ne belt se chiil di thi maar maar kar…..ab usai ghar se nikalne mai dus din toh kamse kam lagne he the ….. par ache din toh ab suru huve the ….aur yahi ab babita ke sath suru hone wala tha …..



Current time …

Party ki next morning….



Mobile lring karne laga tab ….raj ne hath bhada kar phone uthaya aur nind mai he bola hello

Divya--- hello matlb tum abhi tak uthe nahiii…tumhara aj college ka first day h

Raj---- mmmaa….

Divya— 7 baj rahe h aur tum so rahe ho….

Raj---- maa mainn…..mainn…. uth gaya tha phir so gaya tha….

Divya- ye kya laga rakha h uth gaya phir so gaya tha tum ruko main abhi sonali ki khabar leti hu tum wanhi ho na

Raj---- maa…..main hota hu na taiyar…..10 minut aur agle 10 minut mai college …ap chinta mat karo ….

Divya--- Nalayak meri baat soon pahle ….pahle mandir Jana ….aur un dono ko bhi sath leke Jana ….

Raj---- sunil aur shweta ko …

Divya--- oh toh puri chandal choukdi wanha h …

Rajhey bhagwan bye….bye…. love u maa main dono ko le jaunga…late ho raha hu…

Call….cut…

Raj---- hey bhagwan …..kitne sawal karti h ye……aur ye sab us chudail ne bataya hoga inhe ….phir chikh…… kar shwetaaa….

Shweta-— gate ke koune se nikalkar kyu gala faad rahe ho…… yahi hu …

Shweta ke chahre par ayi 440 watt ki muskaan dekh wo sab samaj gaya…..ki ye raat ko na pine dene ka badla le rahi h…..

Shweta--- abhi toh apki khass sonali mam ki bari h bua ka agla phone unke pass he gaya hoga …..phir gardan jhatak kar huuuuu main bhi dekhti hu muje na pine dekar ap dono kaise shanti se rahte ho ..shweta naam h mera ….shaitan ki nani hu…..



Aur huva bhi wahi sonali kaan par phone lagaye raj ke room ki taraf he jaldi jaldi arahi thi…..par raj jaldi se bath room mai ghus gaya nahane ke liye piche shweta khadi sonali ki taraf dekh dekh kar muskurati rahi thi phir wo college ke liye deepika ke sath nikal gayiii…..

Par raj ko sonali mandir matha tikwa kar aur Pooja karwa kar school ke gate par ek lip kiss dekar chod gayi aur wo abhi class ke liye bhaga he tha ki usai awaj mili ohhh hero ….new student idhar aa…

Raj ne awaj suni toh us taraf chal diya ragging ke bare mai deepika ne bata he diya tha…..but maza tab aya jab us ragging unit mai Shweta bhi ragging leti huvi mili jo saaf saaf naye students ko dhamkha rahi thi

Shweta —- oh hero ye dhamki na diyo police ki . Sab s mere he h papa mere commissioner h aur bhai ki gf Acp h samja kya …..isliye hume ghanta fark nahi padta h

Students— ji mam sorry hum sab samaj gaye h

Shweta--- chal dance karke dikha aur tum us mam ka figure puch ke ao..chalo jaldi karo aur bhi h line mai

Shweta ne raj ko ate dekha toh ek baar toh dar gayi phir yaad aya ki hum toh anjaan rahenge college mai……

Shweta — ohh hero idhar aa apne seniors ko salute kar aur intro de …

Raj---- ne salute mara aur apna intro diya …..

Ladka —- najre nichi rakh samja….seniors se ankh nahi ladane ka

Shweta--- man mai ye pitega pakka aur di bhi muje second year walo ke sath akele bithakar kanha chali gayi….

Raj---- ragging ban h….apko pata h…

Ladka —- tu darne ka nahi principal mera baap he h…aur commissioner aur acp bhi humare he h

Shweta man mai Abe gadhe ye koun h tuje nahi pata h bhagwan please please koyi panga Na ho please warna main gayi ….please bhai koyi panga nahi bhagwan soon lena meri….

Raj — ji sir samaj gaya ….

Ladka — good ….

Shweta turant bich mai bol padi “ jao mere liye ice cream leke ao….jao jao

Raj ghurkar ji mam…..

Deepika dur se ate huve ye dekh kar muskura padi ……aur boli ye kabhi nahi sudhregiii……



Aj ke liye itna he updates likes ki wajah se he delay hota h …..ap apna work done kijiye main apna karta hu …..so masti mai padhne ka likes aur Revoes pelne ka …..

 

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Update 146…..

Fun fun…….



Sonali bunglow……



Shiwani-- oye hoye kya baat h aj badi taiyariya ho rahi h….. aj toh ek song khub yaad raha h…

Sonali — tirchi nighao se kounsa ….

Shiwani ne mobile mai gaana laga diya “ kyoki itna pyar tumse karte h hum…kya jaan logo hamari sanam”

Sonali-- Tuje jayda bate nahi ane lag gayi …Aj kal

Shiwani— ab bahan meri pyar mai pagal ho gayi h toh yahi kahungi na ….matlb mere jiju ne meri didi ko pata nahi lagatar 2 raat ko aisa kya diya h ii mean kiya h ki meri didi ki chahre ki chamak aur hoto ki muskaan puri khil gayi h…murjhaya chehra nayi nayi khili Kali ki tarah chamak raha h

Sonali-- ye sunte he Sharma gayi aur usai sab yad agaya…..aur boli chup …..pata nahi kya kya ghumta h tere dimag mai ja dress change karke aaja …bahut kaam baki h sab aane wale …

Shiwani — ohh sasural walo ki khatir dari …khaskar us choti chipkali shweta ka dhayan rakhna … wo tedi khir h …..kal call aya tha traffic police se muje …police wale ne bina helmet roka liya tha apki ladli nanand ko toh apke naam se dhamki de rahi thi aur toh aur license bhi nahi h abhi uske pass…. Isliye traffic hawaldar ne dar ke mare muje phone kiya tha…

Sonali khana banate huve kya ….ane do……baat karti hu..

Shiwani — acha h acha h nand se ladayi sabke samne very good aur sone pe suhaga aur hoga kyoki hone wala pati bhi hoga …..matlb log kulhadi par pair marte h par meri bahan pair kulhadi par moaregi ….good good ….

Sonali — hhhhh???? Ok fine nahi kahungi ..kuch

Aur dono bahane party ki taiyari mai lag gayi raj aur shweta ke percent ache banne ki khusi mai aur sunil ke pass hone ki khushi mai……par inse alag filhal ….raj jogindar singh ke samne gardan niche karke khada tha aur shweta pass khadi bhai ka support kar rahi thi par aj uski bhi class laga gayibechari gardan niche kare huve bhai ki saza adhi baant rahi thi aur samne jogindar singh idhar udhar ghum rahe the…..

Jogindar-- sirf tumhari wajah se muje 2 baar heart attack aata aata rah gaya h matlb itna toh tumhare papa ko dekh kar first time bhi shock nahi laga tha are bhai bada baap hu kuch toh bata diya kar muje hath jodu tere agai ab …

Shweta-- par paaa…

Jogindar-- chup bilkul chup dubara boli toh shadi kar dungi Teri ….phir wanhi karti rahna patar patar

Shweta--- man mai meri shadii par main toh abhi bachi hu….

Jogindar-- samaj araha h tumhe ya main khud se he badbada raha hu ….raj ki taraf se reply na ane par phir se bole are bhai bolo bhi tumhare chakkar mai subhe sham BP ki tablet start ho gayiii h……

Raj — sorry bade papa

Jogindar— hmmmmmm sorry yahi ata tum ajkal ke bacho ko….are tumhe kabhi mana kiya h ..aur toh aur tumhari ye chamchi bhi tumse baat nahi karati hkabhi kabhi toh lagta h ki main iska baap he nahi hu….

Shweta---

Jogindar-- isai pucho toh pata nahi …lag nahi raha h phone ….jaise bahut bada ahsaan kar rahi ho muje reply karketum dono se acha toh wo nalayak jo ye toh kahta h ki bade papa raj ne batane se mana kiya h…

Raj aur shweta ek dusre ki taraf dekh kar

Inki class khatm tab huvi jab badi maa ne roka par thoda bahut toh unhe bhi sunne ko mil gaya…





Deepika bhi sonali Shiwani ke ghar jaldi pahuch gayi aur unki help karane lag gayiii..



Shwani-- ye hoti h nanand kitni help karatii h ..apki …

Deepika—- waise shiwani diii apko pata h ye bhai se shadi he nahi karna chahti h

Sonali---

Deepika--inhone jo kaam kiya h na wo sunogi toh ap bhi inhe galiya dogi …

Shiwani Sara kaam chodkar hhhhhh ab kya kar diya inhone aisa … waise ek kaam toh ye 2 raat se karke arahi h…..

Deepika-- ????? Kya …main samjhi nahi …

Sonali —- kho….kho…..jor jor se khasne lagi shiwani —kuch nahi tum agai batao aur sonali ki taraf ankh maar dii

Deepika--inhone kavita ko mail karke bata diya ki Raj kisi ka phone nahi utha Raha h…..mere papa maa ki maut ka badla lena gaya bla bla……phir sonali ki taraf dekh kar sriously bhabhi ek baar muje bolti ….main kaise bhi apki baat karati …matlb apko wahi mili ap janti nahi ho usai wo shweta se dubble tripple possessive h apne bhai ke liye are agar ye teeno bhai bahan na hote toh apka number dur dur tak nahi lagne deti wo dono …… ab tak wo he shadi kar chuki hoti samjhi ap

Sonali--- toh kya karti main….

Shiwani — maan gaye meri bahan ko ….highway se utarkar kachi road par jane ki itni jaldi kyo rahti h apko …. Ap ye dono na hone dengi apki shadiiii …

Deepika — sonali ka utra muu dekh karr aawww meri bhabhi main hu na aur Divya bua h na…..hum karwayenge apki shadiiii ….. aur suhagraat bhi sonali--- main kya karti muje kuch samaj he nahi aa raha tha….

Dono ek sath Sabra karti ap……

Insabki taiyari aise he baate karte puri ho gayi…..kisi ne sach he kaha h pyar mai padne ke baad sabka dil naram ho jata h raj ka naam ate he sonali nayi dulhan ki tarah react karne lag jati h…par akal bhi uski pyar mai padi premika ki tarah ho jati h jo decision ke side effects nahi dekhti h aur ab toh jab se dono ne 2 raat pyar ke behtrin pal bitaye dono ke dil ek dusre ke aur karib aa gaye …physicaly without sex… i mean dekha sab par kiya kuch kuch….



Party mai raj,shiwani sonali,chief ,jogindar,kundan,deepika, shweta,shrutii,Ajju aur sunil sabne bahut behtrin pal bitaye janha shweta ne jamkar sonali ki taang khinchi aur deepika ,shiwani uski halat dekh hanste rahe par raj ne sabko security ka dhayan rakhne ki sakht hidayat di phir specially shweta ko dekhar tu badmaash jarur khass dhayan rakhegi kyoki tera bilkul bharosa nahi h..raat ko pahli baar sabki request par raj aur sonali ne sath dance kiya ..par sabse jayda maze shiwani ne raj ke sath dance karke liye …aur phir shiwani ne sunil ko itna tang kiya ki becharasharam se muu chipaye koune mai baitha raha …… aur is baar raj ne drink ke liye shweta ko chodkar kar kisi ko nahi Toka aur shweta muu fulakar soft drink pikar baithi rahi…..par khud ke liye dono bhaiyo ki taraf se gifts milne par wo khusi se uchal padi aur hatho hath apni nayi chaddi buddy sister kavita ko mail se sari detail bhej di….Aur kuch photo bhi attachment mai add kar diye …



Par inse dur kuch din pahle se ab tak ki jaruri baate Jaan lete h….

Place- Mumbai



Anirudh goswami ke ghar mai aj bahut chahal-pahal ho rakhi thi……kyoki aj unki ladli beti Richa jo wapas ane wali thi…

Anirudh-- are beti naukar bana lenge…

Poonam-- na uncle bachpan mai khela karti thi sathmai dekhti hu kya reaction hoga jab samne dekhegi ..aur khana meri bahan ke liye main he banaungi ….

Tabhi bahar se horn ki awaj ayi

Poonam khusi se aagayi mai dekhti hu …..aur wo pal agaya jab do soutan ya bahane sachayi se anjaan ek dusre se kayi salo baad milne wali thi…Richa jo pure ek saal baad delhi ke bajaye aj mumbayii apne ghar aayi thi….. wo bahut khus thi kyoki mumbayi se he usne 12th aur trustii hospital mai medical ki padhayi aur kaam kar rahi thi ….usne gate khulne par maa papa ki jagah ek ladki ko khade dekha toh pahle chounki par agle he pal chikhpadi…..pooooonaaaaammm…….riiiiiccccchhhhaaaaur dono bahane gale mil gayi jaisekumbh ke mele mai bichdi do bahane aj mili ho…

Richa--- oh my oh my oh my god tu yanha ….. i m sooo happy…..oh my god …oh my god….

Poonam--- ha aur ab main yanhi rahungi …..tere pass hum dono bahne sath padhengi ab ……

Richa maa,—- are andar ajao pahle gate par khadi ho gayi dono … ye ladkiya bhi na

Anirudh — Tum toh aj bhi aisi ho



Raat mai



Richa--- ha main dr banungi …..aur tu

Poonam-- papa chate the main padh likh kar desh seva Karu toh collector Ya Rural marketing se Mba karke gaanv ko develop karungi ……

Richa,— really main bahut khus tu agayi yanha .phone par kabhi kabhi baat hoti thi but I m really too much happy ab hum pass rahenge…….

Poonam-- ha aur ye tu long skirt ….long sleeves t shirt meri fashionable Richuu kanha gayii….

Richa —muskara kyo tuje ache nahi lage..tu bhi toh pahanti h

Poonam-- are meri bahan carodo mai ek h ….tujpar sab acha lagta h aur main toh hamesa se aisi he rahi hu wait wait ek minut ek minut …..chehra dikha hey bhagwan tuje toh pyar ho gaya h….teri ankho mai saaf dikh raha h

Richa-- karli bakwas…

Poonam-- he he he …ab muje laga Bombay city mai h toh kya pata pasand kar rakha ho…..

Richa-- tu bhi na ….meri chod tu teri bata…tuje pasand h koyi….

Poonam —ek lambhi sans chodkar Richa ke gale mai hath daalkar are yaar……..ek mila tha par kismat kharab thi na naam jaan payi aur na pata aur phir pata laga uski gf h. Kasam se dil he tut gaya mera …..

Poonam aur Richa dono ne ek dusre ko dekha aur jor jor se hasne lagi

Richa-- so funnnyyy…



2 Din pahle Delhi mai……..

Sunil-- oh ho aaahhaaa …..kya pichwada h……

Surendra-- ka ka kounnnn hhh ……….

sunil--Police…

Surendra po…po ..po ….police …..

Sunil---- aur ye dekh ye h police ka ram lal ……jab ye gaand par padta h tab gaand sooj kar kali nili ho jati h…..

Surendra— mmmujeee chooooddd do please ….

Sunil---- chod denge……..are ye teri gaand itni chiddii huvi kyo h log toh gaand marwate h aur tu chidwaata h …..aur ye ghaav taza taza he bhare lagte h phir ghav ko ungli laga kar afsouse aj police ka ram lal se dubara udhad jayenge…..

Itna kah kar sunil us rod se pichwade se lekar niche tak 15 minut tak sutatyi karta raha ……. phir bola chutiye Ganda kar diya farsh abhi toh warmup huva h Phir apni belt jo pahni huvi thi usai marne ke liye utarne laga tab sonali jo abhi abhi union minister ko maar kar arahi thi usne andar ek ko nanga insan tanga huva dekha aur sunil ko uske tikh uske piche belt kholte huve dekha toh toh usai dekhne lagi sunil ki nazar jab bahar khadi sonali par padi toh usne apna sir par hath mar liya aur jaldi se bahar aya ….

Sunil--- meri pyari bhabhi ap galat samaj Rahi ho …..

Sonali--- chiii dur raho sunil tumhe ladko se pyar h….muje nahi pata tha ki aise shokh h tumhare …tikh h main raj ka samjhaungi ki sunil ko galat na samjhe par mujse dur rahna …..

Sunil-ohhhh nahi nahi bhabhi ap galat samaj Rahi ho ye surendra h …..isai laat marne ka shokh tha isliye belt kholkar pairo par maar raha tha aur tabhi ap agayi ….

Sonali —-ohh muje laga ki tummtoh ye surendra h toh muje do isai main batati hu ki laat kaise marte h ….

Sunil--- ajkal apko gusa kuch jayda he nahi ata h kya ..i mean mere upar hamesa he bhadki rahti ho aur rahne do ap main hu iske liye….

Sonali — shut up dafa ho jao warna agla number tumhara hoga … samjhe

Sunil man mai surendra beta tu toh gaya beta is baar tu khisyani billi ke hathe chad gaya h aur sonali ne andar jate he uski tango ke bich ek kick jad di….

Sunil bahar se aaauuucccchh……iski gotiya toh gayiiii … aur wo bahar se ek ankh se uski halat dekhta raha aur baad mai sonali ke nikalne ke baad surendra ki halat dekh usai bhi ek baar us par taras ane laga phir apne admiyo se kahke usai raat mai uske ghar bhijwa diya …..

Aur subhe jab babita ne aakar room khola toh dekha ki surendra ulta nanaga leta h aur gaand nili Kali ho sooj gayi h …..

Babita — bhai bhai bhai ye kya halat ho rakhi h Apki…

Surendra-- hosh mai ate huve chod do muje….chod do mat maro…..

Babita — ap ghar par ho kisai chodne ke liye kah rahe ho ….

Surendra- ne babita ko dekha toh bola mai ghar par muje toh Nirwana phir police utha le gayi thi…..aur jaise he wo palta aur pichwada niche tika wo dard se aaaaahhhhhhh cheek pada …..

Babita — ap lete rahiye mai dr ko bulati hu….

Surendra nahi……..dard ki tablets aur cream lekar aja aur drugs h toh de de ……par Dr nahi

Babita ke jane ke baad surendra khud se he bola kitna mara re aur wo ladki koun thi aahhhhh abhi tak gotiyo mai dard h bc kitna mara ……phir khada hokar langdate huve sishe ke pass gaya aur apne pichwade ki haalat dekh …..ro pada….goliya khinch kar sonali ne latka di thi gaand pahle toh suji thi par sonali ne belt se chiil di thi maar maar kar…..ab usai ghar se nikalne mai dus din toh kamse kam lagne he the ….. par ache din toh ab suru huve the ….aur yahi ab babita ke sath suru hone wala tha …..



Current time …

Party ki next morning….



Mobile lring karne laga tab ….raj ne hath bhada kar phone uthaya aur nind mai he bola hello

Divya--- hello matlb tum abhi tak uthe nahiii…tumhara aj college ka first day h

Raj---- mmmaa….

Divya— 7 baj rahe h aur tum so rahe ho….

Raj---- maa mainn…..mainn…. uth gaya tha phir so gaya tha….

Divya- ye kya laga rakha h uth gaya phir so gaya tha tum ruko main abhi sonali ki khabar leti hu tum wanhi ho na

Raj---- maa…..main hota hu na taiyar…..10 minut aur agle 10 minut mai college …ap chinta mat karo ….

Divya--- Nalayak meri baat soon pahle ….pahle mandir Jana ….aur un dono ko bhi sath leke Jana ….

Raj---- sunil aur shweta ko …

Divya--- oh toh puri chandal choukdi wanha h …

Rajhey bhagwan bye….bye…. love u maa main dono ko le jaunga…late ho raha hu…

Call….cut…

Raj---- hey bhagwan …..kitne sawal karti h ye……aur ye sab us chudail ne bataya hoga inhe ….phir chikh…… kar shwetaaa….

Shweta-— gate ke koune se nikalkar kyu gala faad rahe ho…… yahi hu …

Shweta ke chahre par ayi 440 watt ki muskaan dekh wo sab samaj gaya…..ki ye raat ko na pine dene ka badla le rahi h…..

Shweta--- abhi toh apki khass sonali mam ki bari h bua ka agla phone unke pass he gaya hoga …..phir gardan jhatak kar huuuuu main bhi dekhti hu muje na pine dekar ap dono kaise shanti se rahte ho ..shweta naam h mera ….shaitan ki nani hu…..



Aur huva bhi wahi sonali kaan par phone lagaye raj ke room ki taraf he jaldi jaldi arahi thi…..par raj jaldi se bath room mai ghus gaya nahane ke liye piche shweta khadi sonali ki taraf dekh dekh kar muskurati rahi thi phir wo college ke liye deepika ke sath nikal gayiii…..

Par raj ko sonali mandir matha tikwa kar aur Pooja karwa kar school ke gate par ek lip kiss dekar chod gayi aur wo abhi class ke liye bhaga he tha ki usai awaj mili ohhh hero ….new student idhar aa…

Raj ne awaj suni toh us taraf chal diya ragging ke bare mai deepika ne bata he diya tha…..but maza tab aya jab us ragging unit mai Shweta bhi ragging leti huvi mili jo saaf saaf naye students ko dhamkha rahi thi

Shweta —- oh hero ye dhamki na diyo police ki . Sab s mere he h papa mere commissioner h aur bhai ki gf Acp h samja kya …..isliye hume ghanta fark nahi padta h

Students— ji mam sorry hum sab samaj gaye h

Shweta--- chal dance karke dikha aur tum us mam ka figure puch ke ao..chalo jaldi karo aur bhi h line mai

Shweta ne raj ko ate dekha toh ek baar toh dar gayi phir yaad aya ki hum toh anjaan rahenge college mai……

Shweta — ohh hero idhar aa apne seniors ko salute kar aur intro de …

Raj---- ne salute mara aur apna intro diya …..

Ladka —- najre nichi rakh samja….seniors se ankh nahi ladane ka

Shweta--- man mai ye pitega pakka aur di bhi muje second year walo ke sath akele bithakar kanha chali gayi….

Raj---- ragging ban h….apko pata h…

Ladka —- tu darne ka nahi principal mera baap he h…aur commissioner aur acp bhi humare he h

Shweta man mai Abe gadhe ye koun h tuje nahi pata h bhagwan please please koyi panga Na ho please warna main gayi ….please bhai koyi panga nahi bhagwan soon lena meri….

Raj — ji sir samaj gaya ….

Ladka — good ….

Shweta turant bich mai bol padi “ jao mere liye ice cream leke ao….jao jao

Raj ghurkar ji mam…..

Deepika dur se ate huve ye dekh kar muskura padi ……aur boli ye kabhi nahi sudhregiii……



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