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Update 209
Humkadam (2)
Gaanv ki haweli par maujood charo he purush kuch deri se dakhil ho rahe the jinme sabse pehle Vinod aur Rameshwar ji he pahuche takriban sadhe 8 aur unke 5 minute baad aaye Krishneshwar ji ne sabse pehle apni badi bhabhi se hath jodd kar kshama maangi, ye bhi parwah kiya bina ki udhar baaki kayi log maujodd hai. Vinod ne is drishya ko dekhte hue khud he apne pita ke liye hukka tyaar karke usme alaav aur tambakhu bhar diya.
"Krishan baat maafi ki nahi hai aur sach kahu toh mujhe tumse kabhi koyi pareshani nahi hui. Jaisa mahol milta hai aksar waisi he soch banti jaati hai. Tumhare pita ji ne sabko jiwan ka saar samjhaya lekin inke sath wo jaane kis wajah se unmukt nahi hue aur tum apni alag duniya me khush the. Durghatnao bhara ateet ho toh gehun ke sath ghunn pista he hai aur tumhare bhi saamne hai us ateet ka wo kadwa sach jo kal akhaade ke baad fir Devaki ke roop me dikha. Wajah thi aur uske jimmewar bhi the chahe unme bekasoor ho, veer ya dhurt lekin jaane anjaane bahuto ne saha jhela lekin tumhe inka humkadam bann na chahiye tha aur hum behtar tabhi hote hai jab hum khud aisi chaah rakhe. Rajpariwar se inhone siddhant aur asool le liye jabki tumhare hisse me sikke ka dusra pehlu aaya jiske jimmewar Saarang, maa ji aur tum swayam ho. Ye tumhara ghar hai Krishan, hum sabka ghar jaha maine inke sath 7 fere liye the. Socho kya meri kuch chahat nahi hogi jab ek bhare poore pariwar se main ek kamre ki kutiya me ja basi? Inhone na Raghuvir se ek rupaya liya aur na yaha se par jo aashiyana aaj hai wo 30 saal me poora hua. Tumhare paas sabkuch hote hue bhi tumne aadhi mehnat bhi na ki apne chote se pariwar ko jodd kar rakhne me. Ab tum ateet me jaoge toh waha drishya badal chuka hoga is sach ko jaan lene ke baad. Waha saral aur ekaki jiwan wala Krishan najar nahi aayega balki apni jimmewariyon se bhaag kar khet khalihaan me chhipa ek aisa mukhiya hoga jo dard se ubarne ki jagah usme he jeena chahta hai. Jiske apradhi sabhi hai lekin kya wo sach hai devar ji?", Kaushalya ji ne khaat par apne devar ki bagal me he baithte hue aaj jo jiwan ka saar samjhaya toh Krishneshwar ki boodhi aankhon se 2 aansu kache farsh par tapak gaye. Apan chehra saaf karte he unhone apni badi bhabhi se wo paani ka gilaas lete hue sookhe kanth ko tarr kiya.
"Main bas jiwan me sabse asaan karya he dhoondta tha bhabhi aur wo na milne par har najar se bachta hua khud ke baare me he sochta. Mere byaah ki umar na thi lekin bhaiya ke sath sath mujhe bhi agni ke saamne la khada kiya. Galti hui thi mujhse lekin wahi uthti najro ke darr se main chhip gaya. Devaki meri kamjori byaah se pehle he jaan gayi thi jisne mujhe aajtak ajaad na kiya tha. Apradhbodh se grasit main aaj aap par he chilla utha jo main sapne me bhi nahi kar sakta. Bhaiya ne toh sabkuch khone ke bawjood jiwan ko nayi shuruaat di lekin main.. main bas bachta raha. Arjun ka shukriya kehne ki jagah main bas dua karta raha ke wo mujhe Devaki se mukti dilwa de lekin ye bhool gaya ki wo pita ji jaisa dikhta he nahi thik waisa hai. Wo agar Vinod ke sath sath Devaki ke bhi peeche hai toh main kaise bacha rehta us se.? Lekin aapki ye parwarish pehlo jaise nahi hai. Ye sirf sudhaar me yakeen rakhta hai jisne mujhse bas itna he kaha ke main toh bhaiya ki jimmewari kabhi tha he nahi balki aap ne liya tha mujhe meri maa se. Bhaiya bahot pehle mujhe saja dene wale the jab inhe meri sabse badi asliyat pata chali thi aur uske sanskaar tak pe main byaah ki khushi me leen raha. Gunehgaar toh main aapka hu bhabhi kyonki maa ka farz aap he nibhati rahi inse mujhe bachate hue.", Ab Rameshwar ji ki bhi thodi aankhen bheeg chuki thi kyonki ye ek katu satya tha aur unke hatho pariwar ka sabse pehla vyakti sawaym unka bhai he tha jo bacha aur uske baad baaki.
"Chhod in sab baaton ko ab. Tujhe teri galtiyan samajh me aa gayi hai toh unka prayshchit kar bas. Jab insaan antim saans leta hai toh wo duniya bhool chuka hota hai lekin khudko nahi. Us samay par tumhe lagna chahiye ki jiwan agar galat bitaya toh uski bharpayi karne ki bhi koshish ki. Bahar ki koyi saja insaan ko nahi badal sakti Krishan kyonki wo sudharta sirf apni soch se hai. Aur ab koyi maafi nahi maangni tujhe kisi se. Vinod baat dekh raha ke kab uske papa hukka gudgudate hue chai ki awaaj denge jo bahu bana ke la chuki hai. Kar lo ji aap me chai-paan aur 2 ghadi apne bhai se baat. Binod, ye tera bhatija aise he gayab rehta hai kya har roj?", Yaha Arjun ka jikar hua toh Kaushalya ji ke kareeb he khadi Anamika chachi ne sabse pehle na me sar hila diya.
"6 se 8 lekin aaj pata nahi ye kaha reh gaya."
"Taai ghar pe hai bhi kya uske karne ko aur jab hota hai toh kuch na kuch thokta peet-ta rehta hai. Waise wo Jaggi, Nihaal aur Shahid ke sath he badminton khel raha tha jab main udhar se aaya toh. Pehle kasrat kar raha tha jitna mujhe Juggi bhai sahab ne bataya. Usme mere wali galat aadate nahi hai aur idhar udhar bematlab nahi bhatakta. Anamika, dekh agar ice-cream jamm gayi ho toh fir bhanjiyon ke sath sath is Laali ko bhi daal de.", Laali bartan uthane aayi thi idhar aur ice-cream ke naam se khush hui toh uski kalaai Kaushalya ji ne pakad li.
"Ice-cream toh milegi lekin kaan bhi khinch dungi jo fir se aisi bhool ki. Anamika, ye ladki 8 baje ke baad tere kamre me tv dekh sakti hai par rasoi ki taraf na dikhe. Kal samjhaya bhi tha isko lekin pata na kya firki fit hai. Chal daud ja aur main kar lungi ye sab.", Laali nautanki se kandhe uchkati hui wapis udhar he chal di jaha baaki ladkiyan aur Sanjida television dekh rahi thi. Sabji ka jimma aaj khud Purnima ji ne liya hua tha jinke sath ab Kaushalya ji ja baithi thi rasoighar me. Laali ki maaa ne Devaki ko bhojan karwa diya tha aur bathroom le jaane ke baad ab dawa de kar uska kamra band karke wo pashuon ko dekhne gayi thi. Rameshwar ji ne bhi mudde se alag kal ke baare me apne bhai aur bhatije se charcha shuru kar di. 9 bajne he wale the jab unke saamne paseene me lathpath Arjun ghar me daakhil hua.
"Khote, tu hunn aa reha?"
"Oh bau ji aap bhi toh aadha ghanta pehle he aaye ho jabki main toh kasrat he kar raha tha. Waise aapne Col dada ji ko bhi phone na kiya jabse wo gaye hai.", Joote ek taraf utaar kar wo apni bheegi tshirt taar pe daalta hua nikkar pehne hue he khaali chaapayi par aa baitha. Jism ki har maanspeshi paseene se chamakti hui uske tagde ubhaar darsha rahi thi jinhe kuch pal toh Rameshwar ji ne bhi nihara. Unka ye pauta sachmuch asadharan tha is maamle me aur uski mehnat bhi utni he thi aise sharir ko behtar banaye rakhne ke liye. Chachi ne paseena sukhane ke liye chota toliya usko thamaya aur bada toliya angoche ke sath taar par daal diya jiska matlab tha ke Arjun wahi baith kar nahane wala hai.
"Toh tune milaya hoga phone udhar aur baat galti se Satish se hui hogi?", Rameshwar ji ne Preeti ka naam liye bina he Arjun ki khinchaai kar di jis par wo sar jhatakta hua apne chehra aur baahen paunchne laga. Vinod kabhi khudko toh kabhi Arjun ko dekh raha tha. Wo ausat sa insaan tha aur uska bhatija vishalkaye hone ke sath itna aakarshak ki har stree aise vyakti ke pehlu me rehna chahe. Bas wo apne mann ki mann me liye muskurata raha.
"Kiya toh pehle ghar pe tha aur waha se pata chala ki maa Romela aunty ki taraf gayi hai chachi ke sath. Parso Preeti ke papa ne wapis jana hai na toh madad kar rahi thi unki. Renuka bua ne bataya ke aapka toh phone bhi nahi aaya udhar jabki Vivaan uncle ne aapse milna bhi tha. Dekh raha hu ki gaanv aa kar aap laparwaah hote ja rahe hai thaanedar sahab jabki meri daadi idhar bhi rasoi me lagi hai aapki sewa me.", Arjun ne ye teer jaanboojh ke chalya tha jab usne dekha ki dono daadi abhi bahar aa rahi hai. Uski awaaj unhone saaf saaf suni thi aur ab baari Rameshwar ji ki thi bagle jhaankne ki.
"Ye toh beta tu mujhse pooch. Abhishek ke ghar bhi chaupal laga ke baith gaye the apne kisso kahanyion ki aur idhar bhi abhi tere se pehle he wapis aaye hai. Waise phone toh tere liye bhi 3-4 aaye hai aaj shaam me he. Babita ka bhi aaya tha jiske sath Sushila ne bhi baat ki aur fir Menaka koyi internet wali mail ke baare me bol rahi thi. Haan kal tujhe Amrita ko lene jana hai mehal. Kumar aur uski maa toh kisi emergency ki wajah se Delhi nikal gaye aaj. Waise teri khuraak badalni padegi thodi.", Menaka se Arjun samajh gaya tha ke wo Manju he uske maje le rahi hogi aur Sushila bua ka naam sunn kar wo thoda sa jhenp gaya tha kyonki ek sach usko baad me pata chala tha aur ab unka saamna karne me dikkat hone wali thi.
"Ye rajkumari sahiba khud bhi toh aa sakti hai daadi? Waise khuraak toh ab ja kar jhelne laga tha aur aap fir kuch naya aur is se kadwa bana dogi. Yahi rehne do na jab iska asar itna badhiya ho raha hai. Jab ghar aaya tha na hostel se toh 6 feet ka tha aur aaj me 3 inch badh chuka hu. Upar se ab toh kameej tshirt tak fans jaati hai. Kurta fatt bhi gaya kaakh se mera aaj.", Arjun ki baat aur ye khuraak sunn kar Vinod bhi khamosh na reh saka.
"Taai aisi kaunsi khuraak de rahi aap isko jo ye kad khinchne ke baad bhi badh raha? Waise iski takkar ka sharir toh Inder bhaiya ka bhi nahi hai. Maine tshirt pehan ke dekhi iski toh kamar se paun feet niche gayi aur aise lag rahi thi jaise 10 saal ke baalak ko uske baap ke kapde pehna diye ho. Wo kaale se laddu khuraak hai kya?"
"Hahaha.. Inder aur Shankar ki khurak sadharan lagti kya tujhe? Ek bilaant parathe kha jaate dono aur sath me paav-ser makhan ek jug lassi. Arjun 2 din me na kha sakta utna aur iska sharir badh toh apne aap raha hai lekin us khuraak se ye har taraf se barabar rahega. Haan har sharir na jhel sakta isko, Inder bhi nahi. Baaki iski garmi ka bachaav bhi kasrat aur badaam ka doodh hai nahi toh ye bhi jawaab de chuka hota ab tak. Niketan ko sardi garmi ki aadat padne diyo bada hote hue aur mitti me khelega toh sharir behtar rahega. Aur tu ye samajh le Arjun ki jab ye khuraak apni kshamta dikha de toh uske baad isko badalna jaruri hai. Jeth (garmi ka mahina) khatam hote he 3 mahine ki agli khuraak shuru kar dungi teri aur bas uske baad 3 mahine sardi ke agli khuraak aur fir koyi jarurat nahi.", Arjun hairaan tha ke uski daadi ne toh agle 6 mahine ka pehle se soch rakha hai aur wo uske sharir ko dekh kar he parinaam bata deti hai.
"Ek saal ka he course hai kya daadi?", Wo uth kar motor ka button dabane ke baad thande paani ki dhara ke niche ja baitha. Sharir se paseena toh chala gaya tha lekin mitti aur durgandh hatane ke liye aise paani ki sakt jarurat thi.
"10 mahine ka aur fir kami lagi kuch toh 6 mahine aur par lagta nahi naubat aayegi uski. Haan sadharan khuraak tu badha le thodi. Joginder ne bataya tha ke tera wajan 85 tha aur kad ke mutabik 90-95 jaruri hai."
"Main 5 kilo kam karne me laga hu daadi aur aap badhana chahti ho. Waise coach sahab se yaad aaya ki mujhe aage bhi boxing he karte rehna hai ya khel badalna padega?", Arjun dekh apne dada ji ki taraf raha tha jo haami bhar rahe the.
"Time table bana rahega tera agar stadium jata rahega toh. School shuru hone ke baad padhaai toh teri Ritu ke hisaab se he chalegi lekin khaali samay me tu bister todne se hatega nahi. Haan boxing nahi khelni toh kuch aur shuru kar dena lekin tum atcha khelte ho aur college jaate samay aise khel ke pramaan patra rahenge toh tum anya gatividhiyon me shamil rahoge. Shankar ne kushti ke sath mukkebaji hamesha rakhi thi aur fir college me chunaav kiya toh mukkebaji ka jabki wo kushti me kamtar nahi tha kisi se. Khel jiwan ka margdarshan karte hai beta aur unse sharir bhi thik rehta hai. Thode samaaj me ghul mil kar rahoge toh tumhe atcha lagega. Bhaagwan khana lagwa do fir soya jaaye. Savere kaam karke fir ghar bhi nikalna hai samay se.", Arjun bhi angocha lapet kar jism paunchne laga tha aur rasoi me roti pakane ka kaam ab Roshni aur Anamika karne lagi. Arjun maile kapde dhone ki jagah daal kar apne kamre me chal diya jaha Aanchal dabe paanv pehle he ja baithi thi in sabko vyast aur Arjun ko nahata dekh.
"Aaj raat tum yahi sone wale ho?", Arjun angocha kholne he wala tha ki darwaje ki aut me khadi Aanchal ki awaaj sunn kar sakpaka sa gaya. Ye ladki sachmuch diler ye thi ya bewkoof lekin abhi wo is kamre me thi jaha sirf Arjun tha aisi haalat me ki koyi dekh le toh baat sambhalni mushkil ho jaaye.
"Ye daadi ka kamra hai didi aur darwaja khol do please. Main bahar he sone wala hu aangan me.", Arjun ki baat maan ne se pehle Aanchal ne uske halke se namm jism ko peeche se baahon me bhar liya. Wo bhi asahaye ho chali thi apne dil ke hatho aur ab saamne se uske dwara he unmukt pehal karna Arjun ko bhari padne laga. Wo achhoote pake kandhari anaar se bhi bade vaksh aur unki narmi apni peeth par mehsoos karta Arjun bhi khamosh ho gaya. Aanchal ne apne naram hath uski peit par ubhri maanspeshiyon se upar le jaate hue ubhri kathor chaati ki faado par dabaye toh uski pakad kuch jyada kass chuki thi. Madhuri samaan umar ki ye bhari poori yuvti pehle jitna is sabse dur thi, ab utni jyada wo tadap rahi thi. Arjun ne ghoom kar usko apne aagosh me le liya. Dono hath bahar ki taraf uthe naram kulho par dabate hue jhuk kar ek gehra chumban deta wo alag hua toh Aanchal is rishwat se maan chuki thi.
"Chhat par nahi so sakte?"
"Filhaal ek raat ki toh baat hai. Fir jaha kahogi waha so jaunga aur jaise kahogi."
"Dhatt.. sorry thoda ajeeb si haalat ho rahi thi meri. Khana main maami wale kamre me he laga rahi hu tumhara, mera aur Anjali ka. Sister toh maami aur maa ke sath he khaane wali hai.", Aanchal ke jaate he Arjun ne kapdo ka dhyaan kiya. Angoche ka agla hissa uthne laga tha.
'Maan ja re maan ja. Daadi ki khuraak sabse jyada tujh par he asar kar gayi jiska unhe bhi nahi pata. Pata nahi Dipa bhabhi ki kya haalat hogi, teil ke bina he kar diya tha unke sath toh maine. Aur ye Aanchal didi alag jaan lene par tuli hai.', Dipa bhabhi ka khayaal aate he wo jhatpat kapde pehan kar Vinod wale kamre me aa baitha. Bhabhi ke paas jaane ka uska uska bhi bada dil tha lekin aisa mumkin na tha filhaal. Laali farsh pe baithi maje se ice-cream khaati hui ye film dekh rahi thi jaha uska sath dene ke liye bister pe tek lagaye Aanchal aur Anjali bhi thi. Arjun sofe par lamba pasar kar inke sath shamil ho gaya. Aksar uske ghar pe aise samay me Ritu ya Alka sabse bachti bachati Arjun ne athkheliyan karti thi. Sofe par leti Komal didi ko bhi toh pehla chumban Arjun ne television ke saamne he kiya tha. Ye sab sochte sochte usne aankhen moond li.
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"Aap aaj sara din dikhaai he na di bhabhi. Maa bhi keh rahi thi ki shaam ko aap gurughar bhi nahi aayi.", Dipa bhabhi ke ghar Jasleen ke sath Sukhjeet aayi hui thi, saag le kar. Jasleen ne aaj idhar he rukna tha jo bhabhi ke aagrah par nischit hua tha. Roti ka bartan liye wo in dono ke sath apne kamre me aa baithi kyonki dono behne bister ya dining table par khaane ki jyada aadi thi.
"Bas waise he thodi tabiyat thik nahi thi aur garmi ne alag pareshan kar rakha tha. Tum he aa jaati idhar agar main nahi dikhi toh.", Ab Jasleen agar ye kehti ki wo aayi thi lekin bhabhi ki haalat us se milne wali nahi thi toh yakinan Dipa bhabhi ke paas jawaab na hota par badle me wo bas muskura di.
"Dhoop me na nikla jata bhabhi apne se. Aur aap din me kabhi khaali hoti ho? Bahar aaj bhi kapde tange hai matlab duniya ruk kyun na jaaye par aapke kaam na rukte. Waise Dilbaag bhaiya kya ab ghar aate he nahi? Jabse aayi hu unhe toh dekha he nahi maine.", Sukhjeet toh bilkul khamosh baithi khaane par lagi inki baatein sunn rahi thi aur ab apne pati ka naam sunn kar feeki muskaan deti Dipa bhabhi ne ye alag sa jawaab diya.
"Ja ke khet par he mil le agar apne bhaiya ki fikar ho rahi hai. Unka khana wahi pahoch jata hai aur tumhare aane se pehle Neela wahi leke gaya tha. Unhe pehle tumne kitna dekha hai yaha?"
"Nahi mera wo matlab nahi tha bhabhi lekin pehle toh fir bhi gaanv me idhar udhar ghoomte dikh jaate the subah shaam lekin ab toh jaise wo apni he duniya me mast hai. Aapko bura nahi lagta aise akele rehna aur Nimmo bhi nahi hai abhi toh. Waise Dilbaag bhaiya ke baare me afwahe suni hai kuch."
"Wo afwaahe sach hai Jasleen jinhe meri wajah se tum afwaah bata rahi ho. Nimmo ke school band hai abhi aur main usko ghar me band nahi rakhna chahti. Meri beti kisi par nirbhar na rahe aur wo saksham bane bas. Apni toh jaisi taisi nikal rahi lekin Nimmo ki kismat main waisi he mitti se nahi likhne wali. Jeeti, kya hua?", Dipa bhabhi ne apne dil ki kehne ke sath Sukhjeet ko paani peete dekha toh us ladki ne badi masoomiyat se peit par hath rakhte hue naa kar di.
"Bhabhi, raat me main ek roti na khaati lekin aapke hath ki thi isliye 2 hajam kar gayi. Ab main chali apne ghar kyunki bebe ne didi ko permission di hai mujhe nahi. Pichle darwaje se he ja rahi hu bhabhi aur Jass savere time naal uth jaavi.", Apni thaali utha kar Sukhjeet ne khud he bahar aangan me lagi toonti ke paas rakh di thi. Pichli gali se he aana jana tha in dono ka jyadatar kyonki wo thik inke ghar ke paas tak pahuchti thi. Uske jaate he ab mahol thoda khamosh sa ho gaya jaise ye do log bas uski wajah se he baaton me masroof kiye the khudko. Dipa bhabhi ko lag raha tha ke Jass jaan gayi hogi ki bhabhi ko uske aur Arjun ke baare me pata chal chuka hai aur wahi Jasleen bhabhi se bhi unke raaj aur fir Dilbaag ke baare me baat karna chahti thi. Chidiya ki tarah dono roti se chugga sa todti aur fir hath ruk jaate.
"Kutar ke khana kab se seekh liya tumne?"
"Aapko dekh kar he seekh rahi hu bhabhi. Waise roti ka dil nahi kar raha garmi ki wajah se.", Jasleen ke dohre jawaab ko filhaal toh wo na samajh saki lekin garmi wali baat par sehmat jarur hui.
"Doodh thanda kar du kya baraf wala? Jitni khaani thi utni toh maine bhi kha li lekin garmi ki wajah se bhookh meri bhi khatam he hai. Waise tu kuch soch rahi hai na Jass?"
"Aap bhi wahi soch rahi hai?", Jasleen ne ab seedha sawaal kiya tha aur Dipa bhabhi ne apni thaali ek taraf mej par rakhte hue kuch pal bas Jasleen ke swabhavik se chehre ko dekha aur unke mooh se jo naam nikla wo sunn kar chehre ki rangat he hariyali si ho gayi.
"Arjun. Tujhe bahot pasand hai na wo ladka?"
"Pasand toh aapko bhi bahot hai bhabhi aur mujhe iski khushi he hai ke aap kam se kam uske sath toh khush rehti hai.", Jasleen ne ab baat ko jyada ghumaye bina sidha mudde ki baat ki jis par Dipa bhabhi ke chehre par asankhya rang aaye aur gaye lekin thoda vichar karne ke baad unke chehre ne muskura kar sehmati de he di.
"Kya kar sakte hai aise maamle me Jasleen jab koyi khud aapko nark se dur sirf pyaar ki duniya me le chale? Baaki tum toh mujhe tabse dekhti aa rahi ho na jab 5 ya 6 baras ki thi? Lagta hai ki main koyi kamjor ya maryada se bahar jeene wali aurat hu?", Ab Jasleen ne bhi thaali pare rakhte hue bhabhi ki bagal me he sirhane ki taraf tek lagate hue khud ko thoda nischint kiya.
"Aisa kehne wala insaan filhaal toh bana nahi bhabhi. Is gaanv me sabhi bache aur naujawaan aapse maa sa sneh rakhte hai aur aap bhi. Aap ki muskurahat dekh kar toh meri bebe bhi kehti hai ki Dipa bimaar nu vi bhala changa kar deve.. Par wo nark wali baat meri samajh me na aayi bhabhi. Dilbag bhaiya jo bhi karte hai wo khuleaam toh nahi karte aur khayaal toh rakhte he honge aapka?"
"Tum khud he sawaal me jawaab de rahi ho Jass. Khayaal rakhte toh wo sab nahi karte aur fir tumne kitna dekha hai unhe yaha? Humkadam matlab jo aapke kadam se kadam mila kar chale, yahi toh dampatya jiwan ka uchit mantra hai. Par batao ki tumne unhe yaha kab dekha aur dekha bhi toh akele toh nahi honge. Fir unke jis nek kaam ko sahi thehra rahi ho ki khuleaam nahi karte toh bhala kaun apni biwi ya premika ke sath manji khule me sanjhi karta hai? Unka kamra wo bahar wala hai aur mera ye jo 25 kadam dur hai lekin is se paas unke khet aur wo basti hai jiske bagair unka jeena jaise mumkin nahi. Kal ko tum byaah hone ke baad dekh sakogi ki tumhara pati wo sab karta fir raha hai jo khuleaam toh kya sapne me bhi nahi hona chahiye?", Jasleen ke hontho par tala lag chuka tha kyonki sawaal uske upar aa chuka tha. Insaan bhi toh tabhi musibat ko samajhta hai jab wo uski jholi me ho. Anyatha dusro ko toh naseehat ya haunsla dene me bas chand lafz he lagte hai.
"Gardan kaat ke rakh dungi agar aisa daga kiya mere gharwale ne mere sath. Ek toh apna sabkuch chhod ke uske ghar aur uske hisaab se chalo, fir bhi usko chain nahi toh fir wo he badle main kyun. Bhaiya wali baat maine anjaane me he kisi se sunn li thi lekin laga ki wo sach nahi ya fir veham hoga. Fir Neele ne Renam ko bataya na ki wo unka khana dene gaya tha Shahid bhai ke sath aur motor wale kamre me 2 ladkiyan safaai kar rahi thi toh mera dimaag thannka ki raat me 9 baje kaunsi safaai aur wo bhi ek kamre me 2 ladkiyon ki jarurat pade. Din me baat karne aayi thi main aapke paas aur Jeeti ka bhi koyi kaam tha lekin Arjun..", Jasleen ne apne shabd rok liye the is se aage na kehte hue.
"Tum gardan kaat sakti ho lekin main nahi kar sakti. Meri beti hai jisko apne maa aur baap dono chahiye jo uska haq bhi hai. Aur jo tumne suna khet ke baare me wo maine tab apni aankhon se dekha tha jab Nimmo 6 baras ki thi. Uske baad tumhare daar ji se keh kar maine Nimmo ke hawale se jameen ki kamaai 2 hisso me bantwa li thi kyonki sharaab, jua aur ladkibaaji me raja sadiyo se rank bante rahe hai. Lekin uske baad toh jaise main dushman he ho gayi apne pati ki aur unnka ghar wo khet, mera ye jaha hum abhi hai. Batao kya maine galat kiya waisa karke? Gala kaatne se toh meri bachi anaath hoti so alag ye gaanv aur itna pyaar dene wale log mujhe kya samajhte? Anaath ne apna khoon dikha diya, ye jarur kehte. Haan Arjun waisa nahi hai.. wo kisi ke bhi jaisa nahi hai aur na wo kisi ke baare me raaye banata hai na bura kehta hai. Ghar aayega toh wo mujhe kaam karne he nahi dega bas apne paas baitha kar aisi baatein karta rahega ki bas sunte raho. Kal raat bhi usne Neele ke udhar roti pakane ka jimma khud le liya kyonki baaki auraton ka garmi se bura haal ho raha tha. Wo jaanta hai ki Dilbaag galat insaan hai lekin usko yakeen hai ki wo sudhar sakta hai. Arjun ke sath tumne mujhe bister par dekh liya jiske darwaje maine khud khule rakhe the lekin us bister par main aise he na pahuchi thi Jass aur na Arjun aaj se pehle mere kamre me dakhil hua tha. Wo hamkadam na sahi lekin jiwan ka saar tumse aur mujhse kahi behtar jaanta hai.", Uske baad Dipa bhabhi ne waha akhaade wala vritaant bhi keh sunaya aur antt me Jasleen ke sath Arjun ka antrang milan bhi. Ab Jasleen niruttar thi lekin usko khushi thi ki Arjun kaise apne kareeb aaye logo ka dhyaan rakhta hai jo wo pehle bhi jaanti thi. Dilbag ka sunn kar uska mann jarur uchat gaya tha lekin yaha bhi bhabhi ki wo kamaal ki muskaan usko sakratmak kiye rahi.
"Asaan hai bhabhi dard ke sath muskurana?", Jasleen ki ye pankti jaise ek vidwaan mukh se nikli ho. Bhale he sankshipt si lekin bahot kuch samete hue
"Asaan toh paida hona bhi nahi Jass. Bahot se jeev toh kokh ka he safar taye nahi kar paate toh zindagi jeena wo bhi itne bade sansaar me jaha kaun apna aur kaun paraya ye tak pata nahi chalta chahe aap aise apno ke sath jiwan gujaar lo jo bahar walo se jyada bada khatra ho. Lekin kya koyi behtar tarika hai tumhare pas? Sukh aur Dukh thik jiwan-mrityu se hai lekin unke beech kya hum wo mushkil se milne wale khushiyon ke katre chhod kar bas usme he uljhe rahe jis se aatma ka poshan na ho? Jaanti ho hum fir bhi swarthi hai jo khushi ki chahat rakhte hai. Aur ek wo hai jo dukh ke peeche pada rehta hai jiska uske sath koyi vaasta bhi nahi. Bahot jaddo-jehad ke baad maine sirf apne dil ki suni aur main ab sahi galat se pare hu kyonki uske sath sab atcha he laga aur ab bhi lag raha hai jaise wo sath he ho.", Dipa bhabhi ne jiska jikar kiya tha uske he toh ishq me Jasleen sahi galat se aage ja chuki thi.
"Us sher ka shikar toh jaane kitni sherniyan ho chuki bhabhi. Bada he jaalsaaj insaan hai jo aapko pata bhi nahi chalne deta aur aap khud uske gulaam ho jaate ho. Waise itna manjha hua niklega jo aap ko bhi daboch le ye nahi socha tha.", Jasleen ne mahol ko thoda halka karne ke hisaab se ye kaamuk si charcha chhed di thi jis par Dipa bhabhi ne uske patt par halki si chapat lagate hue apni dilkash hansi ka jalwa dikha diya.
"Sher? Mujhe toh wo junglee ghoda lag raha hai wo bhi manjha hua jo tere jaise bholi bakri ko bhi faans gaya jiske paas na dukh the aur na dard lekin tum ho diler jo jhel gayi. Chaadar utni bhi gehri nahi thi ki rang chhupa leti. Waise mere jaisi se kya matlab tha tumhara aur usne koyi dabocha nahi tha mujhe.", Dipa bhabhi sharmsaar hone ke bawjood Jasleen ke saamne tiki hui thi kyonki baat ka kendra dono ke beech ek he tha. Khudko bholi bakri kehalwana Jasleen ko thoda akhar sa gaya.
"Wo hoga ghoda lekin nakel maine he daali thi nahi toh aapko kya lagta hai wo mere peeche aata? 50 din qurbaan ho gaye mere aur aapne toh hafta bhi na lagaya. Waise utni bhi kamjor nahi hu main bakri kaho lekin haan aap jarur hari-bhari ho bhabhi aur hairaani wali baat hai ki usne aapko sirf dabocha he nahi utha bhi rakha tha. Kitna shor machati ho aap lekin sachmuch takkar dene ki bhi himmat dikha rahi thi. Yahi farak hai experience aur new-comer ka. Matlab aap anubhavi ho aur main toh kori thi. Koyi nahi is baar pakka intjaam karungi aur dekhungi kitna jor hai us junglee ghode me."
"Tum itni jaldbaaji me kyun ho Jass? Aisa saaf jhalakta hai ki tum din gin rahi ho aur tumne khud ye kaha bhi ki 50 din lage. Matlab kya tha iska?", Dipa bhabhi ne wo kaamuk baatein chhod ye alag sa jikar kar diya. Jasleen kuch pal unhe khamoshi se dekhti rahi fir mooh par jhoothi muskaan laati bolne lagi.
"Jaggi ka rishta pakka ho gaya hai bhabhi aur mera bhi. Agli baar gaanv aaungi toh apni shaadi ke liye he aana padega. Ye aakhiri chhuttiyan hai meri inka jitna marji khinch lu ye khatam toh din ke hisaab se he hongi. Gharwale jitne marji khule dil ke ho par roka hone ke baad zindagi meri bhi rukegi. Arjun haq se aa sakta hai hamare ghar lekin dhaga bandhe baad mere liye wo pyaar ke badle pyaar dena thoda mushkil rahega. Jaggi ki shaadi october me aur meri uske mahine baad. Abhi ye baat ghar se bahar kisi ko nahi pata aur aap bhi matt batana Arjun ko. Wo abhi se duri bana lega mujhse lekin main thoda aur jeena chahti hu uske sath. Phir uske aage ka main kuch sochna nahi chahti.", Dipa bhabhi ab sakte me thi ye sunn kar.
"Aur pehli raat ko apne pati ko kya jawaab degi? Agar tum us se santusht na reh saki toh?"
"Sawaal wahi karega jo khud galat ho bhabhi aur maine kaha na ki aage ka sochna nahi chahti. Jaanti hu satusht toh main ab kisi se hone bhi nahi wali kyonki wo dil sirf ek ke he paas hai jo mujhe pasand hai. Chhaddo eh sab gallan bhabhi, chalo film vekhde hai saun toh pehla. Kardi ha es ghode da vi hilla kal nu, jyada tej daudi jana hai."
"Vekhi bekaabu na ho jaave. Waise vi main osde saamne ek meethi ji shart rakhi hoyi hai. Jo pehla tere naal houga ohi mere naal main karan davangi. Khair rakhi agli mulakaat te. Tu tv laga main paani ger ke aundi aa.", Bhabhi bathroom jaane se pehle usko ishara kar gayi thi ki Arjun ab unke pichwade ki chahat liye baitha hai aur wo usko tabhi milega jab Jasleen apna udghatan karwayegi. Jasleen mooh pe hath rakhti hui hansti hui bahar wale kamre ki taraf chal di.
'Lagda Jeeti da kitaab wala kaand he hona likheya hun. dono behne ek he bister par ek he bande ke sath. Pata ni oh kitaab Arjun ne he na hawale kiti hove osde. Kaandi aa pakka, par mannu pasand hai.'
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Ek taraf Arjun apne dada ki bagal me khule aangan tale soya tha, thandi cooler ki hawa me wahi dusri taraf uske chacha raat gehrate he bister par khaane peene ki cheeje sajane ke baad khidki ko parde se band karke dabe paanv hotel ke pichle hisse se andhere me kho gaye. Jaise itne samay me Narinder ne is hotel ko atche se samajh liya tha. Mukhya sadak par aavajahi lagbhag na barabar he thi lekin kahi kahi daru-sharaab ke ahaate aur cigratte bidi ke thele roshan the jo is baat ko pukhta karte the ki ye jagah raat me kuch jyada he kaali hai. Anjaan kasbe si jagah aur ghar se itni dur bhi Narinder itna sehaj tha jaise koyi vidaal. Jo jaha jata hai wo jagah uski ho jaati hai. Koyi 15 minute chalne ke baad wo us ghumavdar sadak par aa pahucha jaha naka laga tha. Laal rang ki police ki jeep me gashti policewala araam se oongh raha tha jabki 2 sipahi aane jaane wale truck se 10-10 ke note pakad raha the. Sab reita-bajri aur lakdi se lade ye truck avaidh he the lekin ek naami vyakti ki hukumat ka sach.
"Oo holdaar saab, machis milega tanik?", Narinder ki awaaj ke sath lehja bhi jaise is jagah se mel kha raha tha jisne jaanboojh kar sipahi ko hawaldar kehte hue apni samsya bataai toh ek baar usko upar se niche tak dekh kar sipahi ne gutkhe ki peek dusri aur pichakate hue apni jeb se diyasalaai ki dibbiya uski taraf badha di. Cavander ki bina filter wali cigratte ko dabbi par 3-4 bar thokne ke baad Narinder ne uska dum bhara toh gaadha dhuaan ek gubaar sa uda.
"Jordaar maal liye ho be, tanik humko bhi kash khinchwao.", Cigratte ka wo laal gul sulagta hua bata raha tha ke usme tambakhu ke sath aur bhi bahot kuch shamil tha. Dhili gulabi tshirt, gale me angocha, paanv me angoothe wali chappal ke sath Narinder dekhne se he yahi ka koyi bigdail yuvak lagta tha jiske gale me kundal wali sone ki chain batati thi ki raees toh wo bhi hai lekin nashedi jyada. 2 kash khinchne ke baad usne sipahi ki taraf cigratte badhai aur ek taraf rakhi paani ki bottle se ek badhiya ghoont gale me utaar liya.
"Idhar ka maal sasura jamat nahi raha holdaar saab. Eh khaas nepal se mangwaye hai hum, 800 ka tola. 4-5 dum me he sasura dimaag me kono tension na rehta. Aap itti raat kaahe duty baja rahe, oh bhi 10-10 ki khatir? Kono mota case lapko aur nahi milat raha toh hum karte hai aapke liye chakachak Sumo gaadi ka parbandh. Itne mehnati karmath afsar ho toh kal ko thana-dhyaksh banoge toh raub bhi dikhna chahi ke nahi?", Baat kehne ke sath Narinder ne apni kalaai par bandhi wo sone ka paani chadhi ghadi us sipahi ke dusre hath ki kalaai par bandh di jo kutil muskaan se bas dum khinchta hua usko dekh raha tha. Aankhon ki chamak bata rahi thi ki usko ye ajnabi dildaar bha chuka hai. Dusra sathi naake ke parli taraf tha jo jyada vyast hone ke kaaran inhe dekh na saka.
"Inha ke toh nahi jaan padte guru tum lekin aadmi pasand aaye is maal ki tarah. Kono khajana hath laga hai ja najar me hai? Hamaar naam hai Shasilal aur inha ki jitni khabar hum rakhte hai utni bidhayak sahab aur hamare thanadhayksh ka na hogi. Kuch bada masla hai toh pirofit mota milne ke evaj me hum tumhaar har kaam karwa sakte. Afeem Khan ke darbaar tak hamara pahuch hai. Dekh nahi rahe unke he truck se wasooli le rahe hai?"
"Akele me milne ki chahat rakhte hai hum Afeem Khan se aur jaante hai ki eh kaam sirf Holdaar Shasilaal Yadav ji ke bas ka hai. Aise he maachis ke liye ruk gaye ka aapke paas? Jordaar kaam hai aur mulakaat ke badle me aapko ye 8 tole ka chain, uh bideshi ghadi aur chakachak tata sumo. Haan ja naa hume manjoor hai lekin kachu aur chaahi toh hum parbandh kar deb. Ka bolat ho?"
"Nasha kiye ho?"
"Dono kiye rahe na abhi abhi. Eh maamla bhi nase ka he hai saab.", Narinder ne wo janjir si moti chain nikal kar Shasilal ki hatheli par rakh di thi jiske wajan ke niche uska imaan turant dab gaya. Ek baar us laal jeep me soye apne adhikari aur fir dusri aur khade apni sathi ko dekhne ke baad usne sar hila diya.
"Humka deal me 2 taka chaahi, sumo barabar pagaar na hai hamari. Manjoor toh ek ghanta baad humka agli puliya par milo nahi toh jidhar se aaye ho udhar pahuchne ka dil nahi hai toh enhi thok denge. Samjhe?"
"ek ghanta baad udhar puliya par milte. Aapka andaaj humko janch gaya holdaar saab. 2 ka hum 3 karwa denge agar deal me bhi aur aapke kandhe par bhi. Chalte hai, puliya par.", Gamcha wapis ghuma kar aadha chehra dhakte hue Narinder kinare kinare he aage badh gaya. Idhar usko dekhne wala aur tha bhi kaun. Shasilal ki kismat jarur is kaali raat me kuch jyada he chamki thi aur jitna shaatir wo khud ko samajh raha tha apni tareef aur manmaani par, utna he kamjor kadi tha wo Afeem Khan ke ghere ki. 50-60 truck gujarte he ek ghanta gujar gaya tha aur apne sahab ke kaan me kuch keh kar wo sadak ke dusri taraf khadi apni fatfatiya liye Narinder ki taraf badh chala jo intjaar karte hue apna sharir garma raha tha.
"Samay ke bade paband ho saab."
"Baitho peecho aur in maamlo me hum duty se jyada anushasit hai. Waise toh Afeem Khan din me kisi se milta bhi nahi aur raat me wo tabhi milta hai jab uh party us se tima liya ho. Tumhaar kismat buland hai. Pucho kaahe?"
"Aap he toh unka right hand ho saab. Fir bhi pooch lete ke kaahe kismat buland hai hamaar?", Narinder uske peeche baitha is ghumavdar sunsaan sadak par jaise shehar se bahar ja raha tha. Is andhkaar me sirf us fatfatiya ki chokor roshni he thi jo dur ghumav tak jaati aur uske sath he ghoom jaati. Truck wali sadak se ye alag rasta tha.
"Hamaar duty udhar he tha raat 3 baje ke liye. Abhi dooi ghanta bachta hai pann itta chalega. Afeem Khan ka har mahine ki 10, 20 aur 30 taarik ko maal nikalta hai is adde se. 10 ko afeem, 20 ko katta goli aur 30 ko .. hahaha.. 30 ko kamsin garam gosht. Sala eh Afeem Khan naam ka he Afeem hai lekin aisa kono dhanda nahi jisme hath na ho. Daaru, dawa, nakli note se le kar lakdi tak nahi baksha. Tum humko pasand aaye isliye thikane tak khud le kar ja rahe hai nahi toh kisi aur se aisi baat kiye hote toh uh pehle bheje me peetal bharta aur uh ke baad mooh pe moot kar nikal leta. Dimag wala aadmi ki kami hai na Afeemwa ki fauj me es layi toh humko sarkaar se char guna pagaar deta hai.", Narinder ki kanpati garam ho gayi thi itna ab sunn kar. Ek mujrim apna dhanda badha raha tha aur prashashan usko dabochne ki jagah uske liye he kaam karta tha. Lekin wo josh me hosh khone wala insaan toh nahi tha isliye sehaj he raha bahar se.
"Eh toh hum bhi sune hai saab ke Afeem Khan apne aap me he sarkaar thehre. Isliye toh eh choti machli unke paas ja rahi hai. Kaam bana toh 50 crore har mahine ka dhanda hoga jisme munafa 25 aur uska 2 pratishat matbal 50 lakh aapka. Eh garam gosht koyi bideshi jaanwar rehat kya holdaar saab?", 50 lakh ka sunn kar toh Shasilaal ek baar ke liye tharthara sa gaya tha khushi me lekin wo ek gaagh policia bhi tha is maamle me. Apni khushi dabate hue usne pratiuttar me sawaal daag diya chote se jawaab ke sath.
"Kamsin gosht matbal ladki jinka demand sabse jyada rehta aur munafa toh afeem se bhi jyada. Waise tum bole the 3 taka doge. 25 lakh adhik dene me jeb fatt rahi ka tumhari?"
"Sauda bana toh wo ek taka khud Afeem Khan dega aapko. Hum kahe the 2 se 3 karwa denge. Waise eh ladki ka business kaise mumkin hai holdaar saab? Matlab ladkiyan toh bhaag bhi sakti aur shikayat darj karwa sakti apharan ki."
"Aisa hai lalla ke gaanv dehat se xx baras se 18 tak ki londiya inke log uthwa lete aur mahina bhar unhe aisa sudhara jata hai ki fer wo sikayat toh chhodo bolna bhi band kar deti. Bambai Hyderabaad jaise bade shehro se inke kharidwaan aate jo waha inse manchaha dhanda karwate. Kothe se le kar kaamwaali ya kisi budhe ki joru tak ka. Jyada chamakdar maal ho toh desh se bahar. Waise afsar aur mantri logo ki araam-gaah par bhi bhijwaya jata inhe jis se wo bhi maja uthate rehte aisi kachi jawaani ka. Jalebi ka dukaan kholne se pehle usko chakhaya jata hai lalla, eh jaan lo tum.", Narinder jaise jaise ye sab sunn raha tha waise waise usko ghinn hone lagi thi insaano se. Kya mantri kya santri, sabhi hamaam me nange he nahi darinde bhi the.
"Fir toh bada surakcha rehta hoga holdaar saab unke enha? Aisa jokhim wala kaam aur rupaya paisa ka itta bada len-den wali jagah 25-50 suracha-karmi pehredar toh rahita he hoga? Waise toh wo khud he enha ka prashasan hai aur aap jaise badhiyan aadmi log unke sath hai."
"Suracha rehat rahi godaam aur kaarkhaane par janha maal banta aur rakha jata. Order ke hisaab se 10 aur 20 ko maal apni jagah nikal jata aur payment advance rehta hai is dhande me. Haan eh londiyan ke dhande me deal hoti inke enha wale resthouse pe. Ek samay me sirf 2 byapaari se he sauda rehta aur 30 din ka matbal 30 ladki log bechne ka us se jyada nahi. Is deal me hum hamesa maujood rehat rahe kyonki iska incharge hum hain. Jo byapaari aata wo apna container sath leke aata pehle se taye londiyan lene ko. Es baar Hyderbad se Sonu Sultan aur Bambai se Paresh bhai aaya hua. Kachi Ladki ka itna demand hai lalla udhar ki ek londiya 10 lakh tak jaati. Aur unki keemat ye byapaari log hapte he nikaal lete. Mahine me munafa 3 guna karke londiya kothe par, sari zindagi bur kutwane waaste. Hahaha.. Pann Afeem Khan sirf 4 jagah he sauda karta hai kyonki 30-35 kothe khudke bhi toh abaad rakhne hai jo inha purabanchal se Delhi tak abaad hai. Sala aadmi khud naade ka pakka hai jo na Afeem khata aur na londiya."
"Toh 3 baje aisa kaam es layi karta hai ke 4 baje uparwale se maafi maang sake? Bandhiya hai holdaar saab. Matlab unke is maamle me suracha pramukh aap he hain.?"
"Haan sala eh khaatir department me humko kayi chutiye dalla bolte peeth peeche. Waise Afeem Khan ko kisi suracha ki jarurat nahi hai. Aap he chalta firta kaal hai uh aur uska chota bhai Munnawar toh us se bhi bada wala paagal hai. Aisa jallaad aadmi hai ke hamare paas he shabd nahi. Ek londiyan kaise kar ke bhaag nikli thi pichle mahine lekin jaati kaha sab taraf toh inka he raaj hai. Sasuri ko ghaseet kar sab ladki logan ke saamne laya Munnawar aur uski kachi bur me kaanch ka bottle thok kar bur faadne ke baad uh bottle bhi todd diya. Kasaai khaandaan se hai aur us zinda tadapti londiyan ke sharir ko bhi bakre sa halaal kar diya. Humka toh ulti ho gayi thi es karke mooh par kapda rakh liye. Lo aa gaye thikane par lekin pahile he kehat rahe ki mooh soch samajh kar kholna. Hum toh unke sewak hai lekin tumhar zindagi ka fainsla jubaan aur jawaab pe nirbhar.", Yadav jis jagah pahucha tha wo laal eent se bani unchi diwar aur uske upar katili taaro ki suraksha me ghira kuch farmhouse jaisa tha. Ek policewala us lohe ke dwar par ke bahar he apni 303 kandhe par taange mustaidi se khada tha aur inki fatfatiya ko dekh jis tarah usne Yadav ko salaam thoka uska matlab saaf tha ki chahe ye vyakti sipahi tha lekin Afeem urf Taufik Khan ki fauj me bade ohde wala.
"Oh Bisanwa, supply pahuchi idhar?"
"Yadav bhaiya maal toh aadha ghanta pehle he aa gaya tha lekin sarkaar bole hai ki abhi uh Munna bhai ji ke sath jaruri charcha kar rahe es karke unhe kisi byapari se abhi milne ka sandesha na pahunchaya jaaye. Eh sajjan aapke mehmaan hai Yadav bhaiya?"
"Haan hamari pehchanwale hai aur dhande khatir joddne laaye hai inhe Taufik bhaiya se milwane. Lagao jara ghanti aur kaho ke hum aaye hai apne bhai ko le kar. Unka Munna toh nuksaan he devat raha, hum vaare-nyaare karwane wale hai unke.", Ab Narinder kaise vaare-nyaare karne wala tha agar iska thoda bhi ehsaas Yadav ko hota toh wo pehle he mara jata. Uski saansein abhi kuch jyada chalni thi aur Bisanwa ne aadesh-anusaar telephone ghuma diya.
"Ja sakte hai par inka checking karne ka bola hai bhaiya ji ne.", Wo abhi bhi hichak raha tha jabki Narinder ne peeth ki taraf se kuch nikalne ki harkat ki toh ek baar ke liye Yadav ki bhi fatt gayi kahi wo asla hathiyaar toh nahi liye par bas ek file thi aur Narinder ne apne dono hath upar utha diye
"Isme wo saude ka sab detail likha hai na bhaiya ji, es karke kamar me khons liye the. Dekh lijiye atcha se hamari patloon aur janghiya me baal na milega. Haan es taraf wali me sargat ki dibbiya hai aur enha wali me... uh hamare foonkne ka maal. Pichli me batua hai hamara jisme satrah hajaar cheh sau bees ruapya hai aur hamar joru ka photu.", Narinder dwara nauskihiye darpok ki tarah hath uthane par ab apne darr ko chhipata Yadav daant dikha kar hans raha tha.
"Eh liyo atche se dekh liyo Bisanwa, iska chadhi me baal bhi nahi hai. Tumhe kaisa pasand hai? Hamar bhai hai aur sharir se tagda bhi, tabiyat se khush karega.", Ab Bisanwa toh hath jodd kar bas us bade dwar ke ek taraf bana chota kiwaad khol kar unhe bas andar jaane ka rasta deta ek aur khada ho gaya. Talaashi lene ki toh koshish tak na ki usne. Andar se ye jagah aur bhi khuli aur aalishan thi jaisa bahar nirjan tha us se viprit. Kisi sarkari araam-gaah jaisi imarat lekin chamakdar sangmarmar ka farsh, aaju baaju me charo aur saaf suthri kati ghaans ke sath diwar ke kinare unche vriksho ki kataar aur takriban 5-6 suraksha karmi jo Afeem Khan ke khaas the. Pakke aangan me aate he Narinder ko ek taraf cement ki sadak par khadi wo 2 badi gaadiyan dikhi jo jyada duri par vaahan ya mehanga samaan lene me prayog hoti thi. Yahi un ladkiyon ko leke jaane ke saadhan the, aalishan saadhan.
"Baat hui gawa hai hamaar bhaiya ji se.", Yadav ne vardi ki kameej utaar kar ek taraf kursi par fenkte hue ek aadmi se tamancha lete hue apni kamar me khons liya. Ab wo Afeem Khan ki duty baja raha tha aur uske sipasalaar jaante the ki uske saath aaya vyakti jaanch karwa kar he pahucha hai idhar.
"Jaldi baat kar lijiyega neta ji. Bhaiya ji deal thoda jaldi karne wale hai aaj aur unhone sandesha bhi bhijwaya tha aapke naake par 10 minute pehle. Bagal wale hall me maal band hai aur uske agle me bhaiya ji.", Khinse niporta ye prehri bhi lambi daadhi aur majboot jism ka maalik tha baaki 5 ki tarah jo idhar udhar tehal rahe the, kandhe par bandook taange. Narinder bhitar aaya toh saamne he sofe par 2 ahded se baithe the jinhe Yadav ne salaam thoka toh badle me unhone jaam wala hath utha kar uska abhivadan kiya.
"Ye Paresh aur Sonu bhai hai. Is dhande me koyi kisi ka eitbaar nahi karta aur ye saale toh choot me ungli ghusa kar pehle janch karte hai ke peti pack hai ya khuli, uske baad he maal uthwate hai. 6 baras se toh main dekhta aa raha hu inhe.", Saaf hindi bolne laga tha Yadav bhitar aate he aur Narinder dikhawe ke liye uski baatein sunta hua har taraf paini najar rakhe tha. Jitna socha tha ye jagah utni jyada surakshit na lagi.
"Waise ek baat kahina chahte hai agar bura na lage toh? Uh kaa hai daroga saab eh jagah par itna bada bada kaam hota lekin surakcha us hisaab se thoda kam jaan padta hai. Kahi hum galat Afeem Khan ke paas toh nahi aa pahuche?", Holdaar se seedha daroga sunn kar Yadav ne is baar thoda jyada khushi se Narinder ke kandhe par thapki dete hue kaha.
"Lalla, eh XXXXX hai aur enha ke maalik hai Afeem Khan. Logo ko unse surakcha ki jarurat padti, unhe nahi. Aur jo bahar tum 6-6 jaanwar dekhe na wo itne shatir hai ki andhere me bhi udta panchi niche gira dete ek goli se. Aur koyi idhar se bhaga toh wo puliya ki taraf niklega ja beehad me jidhar khatra aur jyada hai. Enh Afeem bhai ke log toh peeche se maarenge par dusri taraf se baaghi, van vibhaag aur janwar bhi nahi bakshne wale. Baaki puliya ki taraf se toh jaanch hone ke baad he koyi aa sakta hai idhar toh is se surakchit jagah aur kaunsa hoga? Ab chonch ko lagaam lagao aur hamare ishare ke baad he baat shuru karna. Bhaiya ji ko chamchagiri pasand nahi hamari tarah. Dhyaan rahe.", Darwaje ke bahar laga peetal ka kunda 2 baar bajane ke baad Yadav ne 'aa jao' ki awaaj sunte he kiwaad khol kar sabse pehle jhuk kar salaam thonka. Chamde ke aalishan sofe par safed kurte pajame me ek kaafi majboot aur hatta-katta vyakti viraajmaan tha jiski bagal me dusre sofe par aur bhi daityakaar lekin jyada jawaan. Kurte wala Afeem Khan tha jiska rang bhi utna he gehra tha jitni afeem aur uska bhai Munnawar surkh gulabi gora kisi pathaan jaisa.
"Kya dhamaka karna chahte ho Yadav aur tumhe atche se pata hai ki vyapaar ki baat humse pehle Munna karta hai.", Awaaj bhi utni he raubdaar thi us vyakti ki aur uske kamre me sher se le kar lambe seeng wale hiran, ajgar tak ke jism latak rahe the. Kaanch ke aalishan mej par paisa ka khula bag aur khuli tejdhar talwaar is drishya ko aur jyada jabardast banati. Munnawar khada hua toh wo sachmuch Umed jitna he lamba hoga lekin chehre par he ghamand jhalak raha tha.
"Toh kaun hai ye sahukar jisko tum bhaiya ke saamne khali hath liva laaye? Haan toh parichaya tum doge Yadav ya ye jubaan kholega.?"
"Sahab hum Inderjeet hai aur pichle 7 baras se ganja-charas ka dhanda me rahe hai. Matlab gali mohalla wala dhanda nahi, bandhiya wala ek number ka. Aapka jaisa he naam kamana chahte hai aur chahe toh Delhi me Khanna, Satpal ya Billu Bareli wale se pooch sakte ki Inder unse bhi badhiya connection rakhta. Aap unhe maal dete jabki wo wahi maal 10 guna me bechte. Main dugne par bechunga lekin supply unse das guna karke dunga. 25 crore ka order main abhi leke aaya jiska deal 50 main pehle kar chuka. Shasilal bhai pehchaan wale meri, Delhi mile the pehle.", Narinder ne wo chand panno wali file aage badh kar kaanch ki mej par rakhi toh ek baar Munnawar ne usko rokne ki koshish ki lekin Narinder ki dileri aur saaf baat karne ki aadat Afeem Khan ko bhaa chuki thi.
"Itna jaante ho toh maal tumhe aur bhi kayi jagah se mil sakta tha. Delhi me toh dhanda nahi karne wale jab waha pehle se itne dalaal baithe hai. Toh 25 ka advance cheque bhi le kar aaye ho.", File me sabse pehle wahi dikha tha usko.
"Rajasthan wala maal janchta nahi Taufik bhai aur sarhad paar se jo aata usme riks jyada munafa kam. Apne paas poora punjab hai maal bechne ko aur udhar competition me bhi koyi nahi siwaye policiyon ke. Maal toh mahina baad lega main lekin baaki kache ka 25 aur bhijwa dega. Iska bill aap lakdi gatka me dikha dena. Bank bhi jaruri hai na kala paisa ko safed karne ke liye?"
"Idhar baitho hamare paas. Tumhe hum itna paisa har mahine de toh kaam karoge hamare liye?", Narinder ab teesre sofe par aa baitha tha jaha Yadav he kabhi nahi pahucha tha.
"Abhi toh paisa aap he de rahe Taufik bhai. Aapka maal bech kar he toh main munafa le raha. Idhar market purana hai aur daam me lafde-baaji. Fir aapka naya branch Punjab-Haryana me rahega toh kaam chahe main karu, naam aur maal aapka he rehne wala na bhai? Apne ko bas aapke jaisa bann na hai lekin poore pradesh me. Sab sahi raha toh aapko he safed kapde pehna denge jis se chehra hum rahe aur power aap. Neeche agla panna par dekhiye kitna demand hai jo humne jama kiya aur us hisaab se har mahina 10 pratishat maal badhate rahenge lekin demand poora nahi hoga. Lekin hum chahte hai ki Shasi bhai isme hamare bhagidar rahe, maal ki delivery aur paisa ke liye hum aapko kasht nahi dena chahte.", Yaha Narinder ne Yadav ko bhi paksh me lapet liya tha Munnawar ko darkinar karte hue.
"Jaante ho jo bahar 2 log baithe hai wo har mahine hume 3 crore dete hai jisme hamara naam jyada kharaab hota hai munafa kam. Tum aadmi likhne padhne ke sath diler bhi ho jo akele he milne chale aaye. Yadav tumhara inaam is deal me 2 taka rahega har mahine. Munna ye cheque parso bank me lagwa dena, eitwar ko toh band rahega. Aur tum bhai Inder aaj hamare mehmaan ho toh yahi rahoge. Jara bahar walo se vida le le fir tumse atche se vyapaar par charcha karte hai. Yadav tum sath chalo aur Munna mehmaan ka khayal rakhna. Shukeen aadmi hai toh tumhe sharaab ka jodidar mil gaya iske roop me.", File ko bina aage dekhe Afeem Khan uth kar Yadav ke sath bahar chal diya lekin Munnawar ke eham ko thes pahuch chuki thi. Usne darwaja band karne ke baad jis tarah tala lagaya tha iraade saaf the ki wo charcha gehri karne wala hai. Kaanch ki keemti bottle se bina paani ke 2 jaam banata wo ab Narinder ke saamne baitha tha.
"Fandebaaj aadmi ho be tum toh. Hamare saamne hume he nicha dikha diya jaise bhaiya ke dhande ke liye hum sahi aadmi nahi. Tumhare peeche kaun hai is jhamele me?", Kaanch ki mej par fisalta hua gilaas Narinder ke thik saamne aa ruka tha jisko utha kar dur se takraane ka ishara karke Narinder ne ek saanse me khaali kar diya.
"File udhar saamne rakhi hai jisko tumhara chutiya bhai poori dekhe bina chala gaya. Dhanda toh tumhare he sath karna tha mujhe kyonki aadmi taqatwar aur kroor ho toh log dubke rehte hai. Kitna maal bechte ho mahine ka aur kitna banta hai?", Gusse me pehle toh Munnawar ne wo jaam khali kiya lekin fir Narinder ki baat samajh kar wo badi kutilta se muskuraya.
"Sachmuch fandebaaj aadmi ho behanchod. Maal toh 100 crore ka bhi mil jaayega par bechne ke liye ye Punjab Haryana chote padd jaayenge. Baaki taaj mere sar ho toh ye afeem chhod kar main sirf aur sirf safed powder aur ladkiyon ka dhanda karu. Ek kilo ki keemat he ek crore hai uski aur ladkiyan toh sabko lund ke niche chahiye, kachi hogi toh 10 lakh ki aur kamsin hogi toh 5. Sala abaadi badhta ja raha hai toh control karna padega ki nahi. Ye saamne wala darwaja ke peeche he 30 band hai lekin desh se bahar harek ki kimat 50 lakh bhi mil sakti. Bheja nahi hai na Taufik ke paas aur usko bas mantri bann ne ka chaska hai. Tu .. tu dhokhebaaj..", File ko padh kar wo uthta us se pehle he gardan lehrati hui Afeem Khaan wale sofe par ja giri. Aankhen abhi bhi dehshat se khul band ho rahi thi jabki Narinder us talwaar pe lage khoon ko jeebh se chaatne ke baad thook kar bottle mooh se lagata hua ek atcha khasa ghoont bhar gaya.
"Madarchod ka khoon bhi safed powder sa jehrila tha. Band kar in aankhon ko bhosdike, aisa taaj tere bhai ko bhi dunga abhi bas pehle jara in bachon ka intjaam kar du.", Gale se gamcha hata kar locket me atki pistol nikaalne ke sath he Narinder us kamre ki taraf chal diya jiska darwaja idhar bhi tha. Kundi kholte he anginat sehmi najre usko he dekhne lagi. Saaf suthre salwar kameej aur chehra chamka kar unhe umar se kuch bada he banaya gaya tha.
"Shhh.. Chupchap is kamre me jao.", Narinder ne ek ke sar par dulaar karne ke sath jaise kaha tha wo ladkiyan kuch hairat me padd gayi lekin ek ek karke wo udhar jaane lagi thi jabki Narinder ye bhool gaya tha ki waha padi sarkati laash dekh kar ye chilla sakti hai. Sabhi us kamre me pahuchi he thi ki ek kamjor dil ne jordaar cheekh maar he di lekin bahar se bhi goli chalne ki awaaj ne sabke kaan khade kar diye the.
"Aa gaya jhaant ka baal. Sala ye kaunse raste se aata hai jo kahi bhi pahuch jata hai?", Narinder ek hath me talwar liye dusre me pistol ka trigger ungli se jadd me liye jaise kisi ke bhitar aane ki pratiksha me tha. Bagal wale kamre me thapp-thapp ki awaaj bata rahi thi ki Afeem Khan usko kholne ki koshish kar raha hai. Aur idhar Paresh ke sath Sonu aur Yadav dakhil ho he rahe thi ki Paresh ki gardan football ki tarah dhad se alag hoti hui kamre ke bhitar ghoomne lagi. Sharir rakt ka fuhara chhodta Yadav aur Sonu par gira tha jinko kuch samajh aata us se pehle he maathe ke beech bindi ban chuki thi.
"Le beta tu tere 4 taka le. Sala naukri kanoon ki aur sewa uske bhakshak ki.", Bahar 4 baar aur goli chali thi is dauraan lekin kaun kispe chala raha tha ye Narinder ko pata nahi tha. Par ab uske saamne talwaar liye he Afeem khan khada tha us hall me jidhar se Narinder yaha dakhil hua tha.
"Kaun ho tum?", Narinder ne pistol kamar me khons kar talwar ko apni patloon se saaf karte hue aisi muskurahat dikhaai ki Afeem Khan gusse se aur bhi jyada gehra ho utha. Uska rang ab kaale aur laal ki milwat liye tha.
"6 mahine lage mujhe tere saamne pahuchne me aur sawaal bhi tu he karega? Chhh.. chhhh.. Maut ka koyi naam nahi hota Taufik aur ek baar ko toh main tujhe hathkadi pehna bhi deta lekin ye masoom bacho ke sath tere bhai aur teri darindgi ne mujhe majboor kar diya ki tujh jaise gandi naali ke keede sirf bimari hai jinka ilaaj hai unhe jadd se khatam kar dena. Yaha main tujhe parlok bhejunga aur udhar tere sangi saathi santri mantri sab kanoon ki pakad me honge. Chal dikha jara tera kasaai wala roop. Main bhi dekhu ki wo naam mujh par janchta hai ya tu laayak hai uske.", Bahar reh reh kar abhi bhi goli chal rahi thi lekin aangan me 2 shav gir chuke the. Taufik ne wo samaan talwaar ek baar khatre ke nishaan se lehrane ke baad ek kadam aage badhte hue jordar prahaar kiya tha Narinder par jisne ein mauke par usko rokne ke sath he Taufik ki taang par gehra cheera laga diya. Tannn ki jordaar awaaj ke baad aahhh ki ye dard bhari karaah bahot thi batane ke liye ki Taufik ke saamne asli kasaai tha jo jaanwar nahi dekhta tha bas kaat deta tha.
"Diler ho.. aahhh.. mauka deta hu chahe hath matt milao lekin wapis ja sakte ho. Shayad hamare aur bhi dushman es din ki taak me the jo bahar se humla kar rahe hai.", Baatein karte hue usne fir se vaar kiya lekin Narinder ne usko disha dikha kar bekaar karte hue kuch duri bana li.
"Wo mujhse jyada besabar hai tere jism me chhed banane ko lekin aaj uska shikar maine daboch liya. Waise ziddi toh tu bhi bahot hai jo kangaal hone ke baad apni maut ko lautne ki chetwani de raha hai.", Dono ne ek baar fir se vaar kiya tha lekin bhari bharkam Taufik Narinder ko choo bhi pata us se pehle uski talwar wali baah kandhe se juda karke Narinder uske peeche ja chuka tha. Talwar aur wo hath ab darwaje ki taraf tha jaha se ye saanwla sa aadmi darwaje ko thokar se todd kar bhitar aa chuka tha. Wo hairaan tha saamne Taufik aur apni baayi taraf 3 laash dekh kar.
"Jhaant ka baal aise he akda rehta hai jaise is waqt tu 90 ke kon par khada hai. Tu jiske liye idhar aaya tha usne yamraaj ko pehle he chunn liya. Jaha se aaya hai udhar se wapis ja aur wahi hotel me mera intjaar kar. Daaru ke gilaas bhar ke aaya hu tera nasha mila aahuna mutton hotel ke maalik ko khila kar. Waise tu sachmuch kala hone ke baad jhaant jaisa he lagne laga hai aur tere baal toh aajtak waise he hai, jhaant jaise.", Narinder Vishnu par tanj karne ke sath sath cheekhte chillate Afeem Khan ke sharir par lambe chire laga raha tha. Vishnu ke chehre par bas kathor bhaav the aur kuch kehne se pehle usne jameen par pada Taufik ka kata hath utha ka talwaar alag ki aur hath Narinder ki taraf fenk diya jisko utni he teji se Narinder ne thik beech se kaat kar 2 hisso me prithak kar diya tha.
"Tumhari mata ji meri mata ji. Saale aandkosh ke aadhe bhaag tune mere kiye karaye par paani fer diya. Wo bachiyan bachani jaruri thi Inder. Kanoon se badhkar bas masoom jiwan hai.. Yaahh..", Itni furti ki kalpana nahi thi Narinder ko jis tarah Vishnu bijli sa lapka tha aur is baar vaar bhi jordar tha jis se Narinder to bacha lekin talwaar niche jaati hui Afeem Khan ki dusri baah bhi kaat gayi thi. Jordaar tankaar ke sath Narinder ki kalaai tak me dard ja pahucha.
"Abe oh habshi saale.. Main tera bhai hu be dhakkan.. Jaan se maarega kya?", Narinder hairaan tha lekin Vishnu ne fir se talwar ulte disha ghumaai jisko rokne ya bachne ke chakkar me Narinder ek taraf uchaal gaya. Sofe par girne ke baad usne turant wo jaam susajjit lakdi aur kaanch ki bhaari mej ek hath se he Vishnu ki taraf uchaal di thi aur ab baari uski thi bachaav karne ki lekin us par alag he garmi sawaar thi jo talwaar se shisa chaknachoor karta dusre hath se us mej ko diwar ki taraf fenkta fir se Narinder ki taraf lapka lekin is baar chook gaya tha Vishnu. Pasliyon me kandhe ki takkar se wo he uchal kar ja gira.
"Abe oh Jhantu kaaliye.. Bachiyan surakshit hai be. Pehle unhe he bachaya tha maine. Abe ruk ja aur thande dimaag se hath toh mila mere bhai. Bahot hua chor police ka khel.", Narinder aage badh raha tha lekin Vishnu ki najre lagatar ek taraf he jami thi jo Narinder he tha uske saamne ya peeche wo dwaar. Kaanch ka wo teekha tukda Narinder ke chehre ke paas se goli ki tarah nikla aur us vyakti ke seedha gale me pevast ho gaya jiske nishane par Narinder tha. Narinder jaise he cheekh sunn kar palta ab wo dur ja gira tha.
"Kamine tu .. aahhh.. ek mahine bada hai mujhse lekin ab aayi tujhe meri yaad? Aaj bhi main teri jaan 2-2 baar bacha chuka hu. Sala dono ke dono bas takkar maarte hai mardo jaise ladna bhi nahi aata kamino ko.. Is maa ko pranaam nahi karunga aur tu laut ja saale shakal matt dikhana mujhe. Isliye chhod raha hu kyonki tu keh raha hai ki bachiyan surakshit hai. Jhooth nahi bolta tu bas yahi atchi baat hai..", Narinder ka chehra aur pasli dono dukh rahi thi kyonki chehre ki takkar lakdi si hui thi jabki sofa pasli me laga tha uske. Vishnu ladkhadata hua us tadapte aadmi ka gale me fanse kaanch ko paanv se dabata hua us darwaje ko kholne laga toh band paya. Wo Yadav ki lash par paanv rakhta hua bhitar chala gaya aur uske peeche he Narinder bhi.
"Saale tu bahot ulajh liya be Vishnu aur bas ab aur nahi. Assam me bhi tu bach gaya tha mujhse jab main tujhe dhoondne aaya tha. Dekh sab surakshit hai bhai aur main jaanta hu ki tu usi file par kaam kar raha hai jo tere hath lagi thi, meri galti se. Gussa chhod na be jhaantu.", Narinder ne andar aate he dari sehmi bachiyon ko dekhte hue band darwaja khol kar unhe shaant rehne ka ishara diya. Vishnu ne waha kate hue sar aur dhad ko dekha toh uski he bagal me ja baitha.
"Tu kabhi nahi sudhar sakta na Inder? Yaha bache hai fir bhi tera kasaai pana na ruka. Tune he toh kaha tha ke jiwan ko maksad de jab tere paas maksad na ho? Kaatil hu aur hathkadi nahi lagwane wala tujhse. Waise tu lagta bhi nahi ki hathkadi wala rishwatkhor tond badha thulla hoga. CBI me hai na tu?", Jaam ki jagah bottle se he madira ka ghoont bharne ke baad rakt me sani baraf ka tukda Vishnu ne aise mooh me rakh liya jaise wo meethi rasbhari ho. Bottle Narinder ko thama kar wo ek bachi ka sar sehlane laga tha us kate hue sar ko laat se dur fenk kar.
"Main CBI me nahi hu aur na main tujhe pakadne aaya hu. Maine pehle he report bhej di hai ki is bade giroh aur inme shamil bade bade mantri aur policewalo ki detail dene ke sath un tak pahuchane me mujhe Vishnu Vardhan suputra Ramarav Vardhan ne madad ki hai. Bhootpurv rashtriya khiladi jo gumnaami me bhi desh ke liye he ladta raha chahe khel badal gaya ho. Bahot koshish ki thi bhai tujhe dhoondne ke lekin jab bhi tere peeche aata na tere kadmo ke nishaan gayab milte aur fir main utna bhaag bhi nahi sakta re akele. Dusra andkosh ka gola aaj bhi waisa he hai aur uski masroofiyat tujhse mujhse jyada hai. Ghar chalte hai na Vishe, Gajju bhi bahot yaad karta hai tujhe.", Bottle se ghoont lene ke baad wo wapis apne dost ko dete hue file uthane laga jisko Vishnu ne hathiya liya.
"Tu aaj bhi grehkarya pehle se karke rakhta hai be. Haan tu jhooth nahi bolta lekin fir bhi kanoon ka adhikari hai aur main viraano me bahot khush hu, hota toh tu bhi sath he hai.", Narinder ne apna naam dekh liya tha jab wo file khol kar padhne laga.
"Inder ko jhukane wala Vishnu sath ho toh kasaai bana rehna jaruri nahi hoga. Papa ne file clear karwa di thi teri college ke baad lekin tu bina kahe he gayab ho gaya aur dekh luka chhipki khelte hue kitne barso baad mil rahe hai. Tu dher saare bacho ka chacha ban chuka hai Vishnu jisme aisi pyaari pyaari 8 gudiya hai aur ek bhatija jo Vishnu ko 3 gin ne se pehle dhool chata sakta.", Ab Vishnu ne file faad kar maachis se aag ke hawale karte hue wapis mej par rakh di thi.
"Laalach de raha hai mujhe akhaade ka? Waise mujhe toh yar kisi ladki se pyaar bhi na hua kabhi lekin bhatijiya aur bhatije ko dekhne chal sakta hu. Rukne ke liye bas kasam nahi dega. Nahi dega na?"
"na.. nahi dunga lekin sab chahte hai ki tu laut aaye. Shankar ne liye tere sapne ka ghar bhi banaya hua sehar se bahar. Apni chitrakari wala waisa he ghar jaisa tere gaanv me tu batata tha. Haan wo apne shehar ke paas hai teri taraf nahi."
"Aahuna wala tujhe pata chal gaya tha?", Bacho ko apne sath aane ka ishara dete hue wo bottle wahi rakhta uth khada hua.
"Tune he toh bataya tha ke wo khana hai matlab nahi khana. Maine toh daaru bhi nahi kholi kyonki kaam pe jaate samay bas kaam ka nasha bahot hai mere liye. Waise team aati hogi jo inhe surakshit pahucha degi inke ghar.", Ladkiyon ke liye Vishnu wo container leke aane ke liye aage badha tha par Narinder ki baat uchit thi jiske kehte he safed kameej pehne kuch log ambassdor car se utarte he salaam thok kar khade ho gaye.
"Sab saaf karwa kar seal karwa dena Aadesh. Jo bhi baramdgi hai uski detail kal bhijwa dena. ye bache Aruna ke hawale kar dena jo inhe ghar tak surakshit pahucha degi. Koyi bhi dakhal de toh jaante ho na kya karna hai?"
"Yes sir. Already sabkuch control me hai aur report CM ke sath Malik sir tak bhijwa di gayi hai. Aapke kahe mutabik total 8 units abhi bhi kaam par lagi hai aur maamle me shamil adhiktar log hamari pakad me hai. Waise aapne toh sabkuch saaf kar diya hoga?", Ab wo muskuraya tha aur uski peeth thapthapate hue Narinder bas 'good job' bol kar us fatfatiya par baith kar Vishnu ko liye yaha se nikal chala. Atchi baat thi ki inme mahila adhikari bhi shamil thi aur bachiyan ab surakshit thi.
"Tu toh yar koyi alag he afsar nikla Inder. Sala andkosh ki ye goli jyada badi toh nahi ho gayi dusri se?"
"Wo bhi hamkadam hai teri tarah Jhaantu. IB officer Narinder Sharma ka raaj usko bhi nahi pata aur tu raaj seene me dafan karke rakhta hai jaise main jhooth nahi bolta."
"Mujhe toh aahuna khana hai shrimaan adhure andkosh. Bhai bengal me machhi chawal khaa khaa kar pakk gaya hu. Aur haan daaru VAT69 jo Ajju chura kar laya tha apne liye mere janamdin par."
"Sab milega be ab sab milega bas tu list banata rahiyo sabse milne aur pyaar karne ke sath."
"Waise Krishna aaj bhi sexy lagti tujhe? Mujhe samajh nahi aata ke ek behan ji jaisi ladki jo saree pehanti thi wo tujhe sexy kaise lagti thi?"
"Pyaar karke dekh lekin tu toh jhaantu hai na. Wo aaj bhi sexy hai aur Inder uske pallu se he bandha hai aajtak."
"Toh tera launda tujhse bhi tagda nikla. Kya naam hai uska?"
"Arjunnnnnn."
Humkadam (2)
Gaanv ki haweli par maujood charo he purush kuch deri se dakhil ho rahe the jinme sabse pehle Vinod aur Rameshwar ji he pahuche takriban sadhe 8 aur unke 5 minute baad aaye Krishneshwar ji ne sabse pehle apni badi bhabhi se hath jodd kar kshama maangi, ye bhi parwah kiya bina ki udhar baaki kayi log maujodd hai. Vinod ne is drishya ko dekhte hue khud he apne pita ke liye hukka tyaar karke usme alaav aur tambakhu bhar diya.
"Krishan baat maafi ki nahi hai aur sach kahu toh mujhe tumse kabhi koyi pareshani nahi hui. Jaisa mahol milta hai aksar waisi he soch banti jaati hai. Tumhare pita ji ne sabko jiwan ka saar samjhaya lekin inke sath wo jaane kis wajah se unmukt nahi hue aur tum apni alag duniya me khush the. Durghatnao bhara ateet ho toh gehun ke sath ghunn pista he hai aur tumhare bhi saamne hai us ateet ka wo kadwa sach jo kal akhaade ke baad fir Devaki ke roop me dikha. Wajah thi aur uske jimmewar bhi the chahe unme bekasoor ho, veer ya dhurt lekin jaane anjaane bahuto ne saha jhela lekin tumhe inka humkadam bann na chahiye tha aur hum behtar tabhi hote hai jab hum khud aisi chaah rakhe. Rajpariwar se inhone siddhant aur asool le liye jabki tumhare hisse me sikke ka dusra pehlu aaya jiske jimmewar Saarang, maa ji aur tum swayam ho. Ye tumhara ghar hai Krishan, hum sabka ghar jaha maine inke sath 7 fere liye the. Socho kya meri kuch chahat nahi hogi jab ek bhare poore pariwar se main ek kamre ki kutiya me ja basi? Inhone na Raghuvir se ek rupaya liya aur na yaha se par jo aashiyana aaj hai wo 30 saal me poora hua. Tumhare paas sabkuch hote hue bhi tumne aadhi mehnat bhi na ki apne chote se pariwar ko jodd kar rakhne me. Ab tum ateet me jaoge toh waha drishya badal chuka hoga is sach ko jaan lene ke baad. Waha saral aur ekaki jiwan wala Krishan najar nahi aayega balki apni jimmewariyon se bhaag kar khet khalihaan me chhipa ek aisa mukhiya hoga jo dard se ubarne ki jagah usme he jeena chahta hai. Jiske apradhi sabhi hai lekin kya wo sach hai devar ji?", Kaushalya ji ne khaat par apne devar ki bagal me he baithte hue aaj jo jiwan ka saar samjhaya toh Krishneshwar ki boodhi aankhon se 2 aansu kache farsh par tapak gaye. Apan chehra saaf karte he unhone apni badi bhabhi se wo paani ka gilaas lete hue sookhe kanth ko tarr kiya.
"Main bas jiwan me sabse asaan karya he dhoondta tha bhabhi aur wo na milne par har najar se bachta hua khud ke baare me he sochta. Mere byaah ki umar na thi lekin bhaiya ke sath sath mujhe bhi agni ke saamne la khada kiya. Galti hui thi mujhse lekin wahi uthti najro ke darr se main chhip gaya. Devaki meri kamjori byaah se pehle he jaan gayi thi jisne mujhe aajtak ajaad na kiya tha. Apradhbodh se grasit main aaj aap par he chilla utha jo main sapne me bhi nahi kar sakta. Bhaiya ne toh sabkuch khone ke bawjood jiwan ko nayi shuruaat di lekin main.. main bas bachta raha. Arjun ka shukriya kehne ki jagah main bas dua karta raha ke wo mujhe Devaki se mukti dilwa de lekin ye bhool gaya ki wo pita ji jaisa dikhta he nahi thik waisa hai. Wo agar Vinod ke sath sath Devaki ke bhi peeche hai toh main kaise bacha rehta us se.? Lekin aapki ye parwarish pehlo jaise nahi hai. Ye sirf sudhaar me yakeen rakhta hai jisne mujhse bas itna he kaha ke main toh bhaiya ki jimmewari kabhi tha he nahi balki aap ne liya tha mujhe meri maa se. Bhaiya bahot pehle mujhe saja dene wale the jab inhe meri sabse badi asliyat pata chali thi aur uske sanskaar tak pe main byaah ki khushi me leen raha. Gunehgaar toh main aapka hu bhabhi kyonki maa ka farz aap he nibhati rahi inse mujhe bachate hue.", Ab Rameshwar ji ki bhi thodi aankhen bheeg chuki thi kyonki ye ek katu satya tha aur unke hatho pariwar ka sabse pehla vyakti sawaym unka bhai he tha jo bacha aur uske baad baaki.
"Chhod in sab baaton ko ab. Tujhe teri galtiyan samajh me aa gayi hai toh unka prayshchit kar bas. Jab insaan antim saans leta hai toh wo duniya bhool chuka hota hai lekin khudko nahi. Us samay par tumhe lagna chahiye ki jiwan agar galat bitaya toh uski bharpayi karne ki bhi koshish ki. Bahar ki koyi saja insaan ko nahi badal sakti Krishan kyonki wo sudharta sirf apni soch se hai. Aur ab koyi maafi nahi maangni tujhe kisi se. Vinod baat dekh raha ke kab uske papa hukka gudgudate hue chai ki awaaj denge jo bahu bana ke la chuki hai. Kar lo ji aap me chai-paan aur 2 ghadi apne bhai se baat. Binod, ye tera bhatija aise he gayab rehta hai kya har roj?", Yaha Arjun ka jikar hua toh Kaushalya ji ke kareeb he khadi Anamika chachi ne sabse pehle na me sar hila diya.
"6 se 8 lekin aaj pata nahi ye kaha reh gaya."
"Taai ghar pe hai bhi kya uske karne ko aur jab hota hai toh kuch na kuch thokta peet-ta rehta hai. Waise wo Jaggi, Nihaal aur Shahid ke sath he badminton khel raha tha jab main udhar se aaya toh. Pehle kasrat kar raha tha jitna mujhe Juggi bhai sahab ne bataya. Usme mere wali galat aadate nahi hai aur idhar udhar bematlab nahi bhatakta. Anamika, dekh agar ice-cream jamm gayi ho toh fir bhanjiyon ke sath sath is Laali ko bhi daal de.", Laali bartan uthane aayi thi idhar aur ice-cream ke naam se khush hui toh uski kalaai Kaushalya ji ne pakad li.
"Ice-cream toh milegi lekin kaan bhi khinch dungi jo fir se aisi bhool ki. Anamika, ye ladki 8 baje ke baad tere kamre me tv dekh sakti hai par rasoi ki taraf na dikhe. Kal samjhaya bhi tha isko lekin pata na kya firki fit hai. Chal daud ja aur main kar lungi ye sab.", Laali nautanki se kandhe uchkati hui wapis udhar he chal di jaha baaki ladkiyan aur Sanjida television dekh rahi thi. Sabji ka jimma aaj khud Purnima ji ne liya hua tha jinke sath ab Kaushalya ji ja baithi thi rasoighar me. Laali ki maaa ne Devaki ko bhojan karwa diya tha aur bathroom le jaane ke baad ab dawa de kar uska kamra band karke wo pashuon ko dekhne gayi thi. Rameshwar ji ne bhi mudde se alag kal ke baare me apne bhai aur bhatije se charcha shuru kar di. 9 bajne he wale the jab unke saamne paseene me lathpath Arjun ghar me daakhil hua.
"Khote, tu hunn aa reha?"
"Oh bau ji aap bhi toh aadha ghanta pehle he aaye ho jabki main toh kasrat he kar raha tha. Waise aapne Col dada ji ko bhi phone na kiya jabse wo gaye hai.", Joote ek taraf utaar kar wo apni bheegi tshirt taar pe daalta hua nikkar pehne hue he khaali chaapayi par aa baitha. Jism ki har maanspeshi paseene se chamakti hui uske tagde ubhaar darsha rahi thi jinhe kuch pal toh Rameshwar ji ne bhi nihara. Unka ye pauta sachmuch asadharan tha is maamle me aur uski mehnat bhi utni he thi aise sharir ko behtar banaye rakhne ke liye. Chachi ne paseena sukhane ke liye chota toliya usko thamaya aur bada toliya angoche ke sath taar par daal diya jiska matlab tha ke Arjun wahi baith kar nahane wala hai.
"Toh tune milaya hoga phone udhar aur baat galti se Satish se hui hogi?", Rameshwar ji ne Preeti ka naam liye bina he Arjun ki khinchaai kar di jis par wo sar jhatakta hua apne chehra aur baahen paunchne laga. Vinod kabhi khudko toh kabhi Arjun ko dekh raha tha. Wo ausat sa insaan tha aur uska bhatija vishalkaye hone ke sath itna aakarshak ki har stree aise vyakti ke pehlu me rehna chahe. Bas wo apne mann ki mann me liye muskurata raha.
"Kiya toh pehle ghar pe tha aur waha se pata chala ki maa Romela aunty ki taraf gayi hai chachi ke sath. Parso Preeti ke papa ne wapis jana hai na toh madad kar rahi thi unki. Renuka bua ne bataya ke aapka toh phone bhi nahi aaya udhar jabki Vivaan uncle ne aapse milna bhi tha. Dekh raha hu ki gaanv aa kar aap laparwaah hote ja rahe hai thaanedar sahab jabki meri daadi idhar bhi rasoi me lagi hai aapki sewa me.", Arjun ne ye teer jaanboojh ke chalya tha jab usne dekha ki dono daadi abhi bahar aa rahi hai. Uski awaaj unhone saaf saaf suni thi aur ab baari Rameshwar ji ki thi bagle jhaankne ki.
"Ye toh beta tu mujhse pooch. Abhishek ke ghar bhi chaupal laga ke baith gaye the apne kisso kahanyion ki aur idhar bhi abhi tere se pehle he wapis aaye hai. Waise phone toh tere liye bhi 3-4 aaye hai aaj shaam me he. Babita ka bhi aaya tha jiske sath Sushila ne bhi baat ki aur fir Menaka koyi internet wali mail ke baare me bol rahi thi. Haan kal tujhe Amrita ko lene jana hai mehal. Kumar aur uski maa toh kisi emergency ki wajah se Delhi nikal gaye aaj. Waise teri khuraak badalni padegi thodi.", Menaka se Arjun samajh gaya tha ke wo Manju he uske maje le rahi hogi aur Sushila bua ka naam sunn kar wo thoda sa jhenp gaya tha kyonki ek sach usko baad me pata chala tha aur ab unka saamna karne me dikkat hone wali thi.
"Ye rajkumari sahiba khud bhi toh aa sakti hai daadi? Waise khuraak toh ab ja kar jhelne laga tha aur aap fir kuch naya aur is se kadwa bana dogi. Yahi rehne do na jab iska asar itna badhiya ho raha hai. Jab ghar aaya tha na hostel se toh 6 feet ka tha aur aaj me 3 inch badh chuka hu. Upar se ab toh kameej tshirt tak fans jaati hai. Kurta fatt bhi gaya kaakh se mera aaj.", Arjun ki baat aur ye khuraak sunn kar Vinod bhi khamosh na reh saka.
"Taai aisi kaunsi khuraak de rahi aap isko jo ye kad khinchne ke baad bhi badh raha? Waise iski takkar ka sharir toh Inder bhaiya ka bhi nahi hai. Maine tshirt pehan ke dekhi iski toh kamar se paun feet niche gayi aur aise lag rahi thi jaise 10 saal ke baalak ko uske baap ke kapde pehna diye ho. Wo kaale se laddu khuraak hai kya?"
"Hahaha.. Inder aur Shankar ki khurak sadharan lagti kya tujhe? Ek bilaant parathe kha jaate dono aur sath me paav-ser makhan ek jug lassi. Arjun 2 din me na kha sakta utna aur iska sharir badh toh apne aap raha hai lekin us khuraak se ye har taraf se barabar rahega. Haan har sharir na jhel sakta isko, Inder bhi nahi. Baaki iski garmi ka bachaav bhi kasrat aur badaam ka doodh hai nahi toh ye bhi jawaab de chuka hota ab tak. Niketan ko sardi garmi ki aadat padne diyo bada hote hue aur mitti me khelega toh sharir behtar rahega. Aur tu ye samajh le Arjun ki jab ye khuraak apni kshamta dikha de toh uske baad isko badalna jaruri hai. Jeth (garmi ka mahina) khatam hote he 3 mahine ki agli khuraak shuru kar dungi teri aur bas uske baad 3 mahine sardi ke agli khuraak aur fir koyi jarurat nahi.", Arjun hairaan tha ke uski daadi ne toh agle 6 mahine ka pehle se soch rakha hai aur wo uske sharir ko dekh kar he parinaam bata deti hai.
"Ek saal ka he course hai kya daadi?", Wo uth kar motor ka button dabane ke baad thande paani ki dhara ke niche ja baitha. Sharir se paseena toh chala gaya tha lekin mitti aur durgandh hatane ke liye aise paani ki sakt jarurat thi.
"10 mahine ka aur fir kami lagi kuch toh 6 mahine aur par lagta nahi naubat aayegi uski. Haan sadharan khuraak tu badha le thodi. Joginder ne bataya tha ke tera wajan 85 tha aur kad ke mutabik 90-95 jaruri hai."
"Main 5 kilo kam karne me laga hu daadi aur aap badhana chahti ho. Waise coach sahab se yaad aaya ki mujhe aage bhi boxing he karte rehna hai ya khel badalna padega?", Arjun dekh apne dada ji ki taraf raha tha jo haami bhar rahe the.
"Time table bana rahega tera agar stadium jata rahega toh. School shuru hone ke baad padhaai toh teri Ritu ke hisaab se he chalegi lekin khaali samay me tu bister todne se hatega nahi. Haan boxing nahi khelni toh kuch aur shuru kar dena lekin tum atcha khelte ho aur college jaate samay aise khel ke pramaan patra rahenge toh tum anya gatividhiyon me shamil rahoge. Shankar ne kushti ke sath mukkebaji hamesha rakhi thi aur fir college me chunaav kiya toh mukkebaji ka jabki wo kushti me kamtar nahi tha kisi se. Khel jiwan ka margdarshan karte hai beta aur unse sharir bhi thik rehta hai. Thode samaaj me ghul mil kar rahoge toh tumhe atcha lagega. Bhaagwan khana lagwa do fir soya jaaye. Savere kaam karke fir ghar bhi nikalna hai samay se.", Arjun bhi angocha lapet kar jism paunchne laga tha aur rasoi me roti pakane ka kaam ab Roshni aur Anamika karne lagi. Arjun maile kapde dhone ki jagah daal kar apne kamre me chal diya jaha Aanchal dabe paanv pehle he ja baithi thi in sabko vyast aur Arjun ko nahata dekh.
"Aaj raat tum yahi sone wale ho?", Arjun angocha kholne he wala tha ki darwaje ki aut me khadi Aanchal ki awaaj sunn kar sakpaka sa gaya. Ye ladki sachmuch diler ye thi ya bewkoof lekin abhi wo is kamre me thi jaha sirf Arjun tha aisi haalat me ki koyi dekh le toh baat sambhalni mushkil ho jaaye.
"Ye daadi ka kamra hai didi aur darwaja khol do please. Main bahar he sone wala hu aangan me.", Arjun ki baat maan ne se pehle Aanchal ne uske halke se namm jism ko peeche se baahon me bhar liya. Wo bhi asahaye ho chali thi apne dil ke hatho aur ab saamne se uske dwara he unmukt pehal karna Arjun ko bhari padne laga. Wo achhoote pake kandhari anaar se bhi bade vaksh aur unki narmi apni peeth par mehsoos karta Arjun bhi khamosh ho gaya. Aanchal ne apne naram hath uski peit par ubhri maanspeshiyon se upar le jaate hue ubhri kathor chaati ki faado par dabaye toh uski pakad kuch jyada kass chuki thi. Madhuri samaan umar ki ye bhari poori yuvti pehle jitna is sabse dur thi, ab utni jyada wo tadap rahi thi. Arjun ne ghoom kar usko apne aagosh me le liya. Dono hath bahar ki taraf uthe naram kulho par dabate hue jhuk kar ek gehra chumban deta wo alag hua toh Aanchal is rishwat se maan chuki thi.
"Chhat par nahi so sakte?"
"Filhaal ek raat ki toh baat hai. Fir jaha kahogi waha so jaunga aur jaise kahogi."
"Dhatt.. sorry thoda ajeeb si haalat ho rahi thi meri. Khana main maami wale kamre me he laga rahi hu tumhara, mera aur Anjali ka. Sister toh maami aur maa ke sath he khaane wali hai.", Aanchal ke jaate he Arjun ne kapdo ka dhyaan kiya. Angoche ka agla hissa uthne laga tha.
'Maan ja re maan ja. Daadi ki khuraak sabse jyada tujh par he asar kar gayi jiska unhe bhi nahi pata. Pata nahi Dipa bhabhi ki kya haalat hogi, teil ke bina he kar diya tha unke sath toh maine. Aur ye Aanchal didi alag jaan lene par tuli hai.', Dipa bhabhi ka khayaal aate he wo jhatpat kapde pehan kar Vinod wale kamre me aa baitha. Bhabhi ke paas jaane ka uska uska bhi bada dil tha lekin aisa mumkin na tha filhaal. Laali farsh pe baithi maje se ice-cream khaati hui ye film dekh rahi thi jaha uska sath dene ke liye bister pe tek lagaye Aanchal aur Anjali bhi thi. Arjun sofe par lamba pasar kar inke sath shamil ho gaya. Aksar uske ghar pe aise samay me Ritu ya Alka sabse bachti bachati Arjun ne athkheliyan karti thi. Sofe par leti Komal didi ko bhi toh pehla chumban Arjun ne television ke saamne he kiya tha. Ye sab sochte sochte usne aankhen moond li.
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"Aap aaj sara din dikhaai he na di bhabhi. Maa bhi keh rahi thi ki shaam ko aap gurughar bhi nahi aayi.", Dipa bhabhi ke ghar Jasleen ke sath Sukhjeet aayi hui thi, saag le kar. Jasleen ne aaj idhar he rukna tha jo bhabhi ke aagrah par nischit hua tha. Roti ka bartan liye wo in dono ke sath apne kamre me aa baithi kyonki dono behne bister ya dining table par khaane ki jyada aadi thi.
"Bas waise he thodi tabiyat thik nahi thi aur garmi ne alag pareshan kar rakha tha. Tum he aa jaati idhar agar main nahi dikhi toh.", Ab Jasleen agar ye kehti ki wo aayi thi lekin bhabhi ki haalat us se milne wali nahi thi toh yakinan Dipa bhabhi ke paas jawaab na hota par badle me wo bas muskura di.
"Dhoop me na nikla jata bhabhi apne se. Aur aap din me kabhi khaali hoti ho? Bahar aaj bhi kapde tange hai matlab duniya ruk kyun na jaaye par aapke kaam na rukte. Waise Dilbaag bhaiya kya ab ghar aate he nahi? Jabse aayi hu unhe toh dekha he nahi maine.", Sukhjeet toh bilkul khamosh baithi khaane par lagi inki baatein sunn rahi thi aur ab apne pati ka naam sunn kar feeki muskaan deti Dipa bhabhi ne ye alag sa jawaab diya.
"Ja ke khet par he mil le agar apne bhaiya ki fikar ho rahi hai. Unka khana wahi pahoch jata hai aur tumhare aane se pehle Neela wahi leke gaya tha. Unhe pehle tumne kitna dekha hai yaha?"
"Nahi mera wo matlab nahi tha bhabhi lekin pehle toh fir bhi gaanv me idhar udhar ghoomte dikh jaate the subah shaam lekin ab toh jaise wo apni he duniya me mast hai. Aapko bura nahi lagta aise akele rehna aur Nimmo bhi nahi hai abhi toh. Waise Dilbaag bhaiya ke baare me afwahe suni hai kuch."
"Wo afwaahe sach hai Jasleen jinhe meri wajah se tum afwaah bata rahi ho. Nimmo ke school band hai abhi aur main usko ghar me band nahi rakhna chahti. Meri beti kisi par nirbhar na rahe aur wo saksham bane bas. Apni toh jaisi taisi nikal rahi lekin Nimmo ki kismat main waisi he mitti se nahi likhne wali. Jeeti, kya hua?", Dipa bhabhi ne apne dil ki kehne ke sath Sukhjeet ko paani peete dekha toh us ladki ne badi masoomiyat se peit par hath rakhte hue naa kar di.
"Bhabhi, raat me main ek roti na khaati lekin aapke hath ki thi isliye 2 hajam kar gayi. Ab main chali apne ghar kyunki bebe ne didi ko permission di hai mujhe nahi. Pichle darwaje se he ja rahi hu bhabhi aur Jass savere time naal uth jaavi.", Apni thaali utha kar Sukhjeet ne khud he bahar aangan me lagi toonti ke paas rakh di thi. Pichli gali se he aana jana tha in dono ka jyadatar kyonki wo thik inke ghar ke paas tak pahuchti thi. Uske jaate he ab mahol thoda khamosh sa ho gaya jaise ye do log bas uski wajah se he baaton me masroof kiye the khudko. Dipa bhabhi ko lag raha tha ke Jass jaan gayi hogi ki bhabhi ko uske aur Arjun ke baare me pata chal chuka hai aur wahi Jasleen bhabhi se bhi unke raaj aur fir Dilbaag ke baare me baat karna chahti thi. Chidiya ki tarah dono roti se chugga sa todti aur fir hath ruk jaate.
"Kutar ke khana kab se seekh liya tumne?"
"Aapko dekh kar he seekh rahi hu bhabhi. Waise roti ka dil nahi kar raha garmi ki wajah se.", Jasleen ke dohre jawaab ko filhaal toh wo na samajh saki lekin garmi wali baat par sehmat jarur hui.
"Doodh thanda kar du kya baraf wala? Jitni khaani thi utni toh maine bhi kha li lekin garmi ki wajah se bhookh meri bhi khatam he hai. Waise tu kuch soch rahi hai na Jass?"
"Aap bhi wahi soch rahi hai?", Jasleen ne ab seedha sawaal kiya tha aur Dipa bhabhi ne apni thaali ek taraf mej par rakhte hue kuch pal bas Jasleen ke swabhavik se chehre ko dekha aur unke mooh se jo naam nikla wo sunn kar chehre ki rangat he hariyali si ho gayi.
"Arjun. Tujhe bahot pasand hai na wo ladka?"
"Pasand toh aapko bhi bahot hai bhabhi aur mujhe iski khushi he hai ke aap kam se kam uske sath toh khush rehti hai.", Jasleen ne ab baat ko jyada ghumaye bina sidha mudde ki baat ki jis par Dipa bhabhi ke chehre par asankhya rang aaye aur gaye lekin thoda vichar karne ke baad unke chehre ne muskura kar sehmati de he di.
"Kya kar sakte hai aise maamle me Jasleen jab koyi khud aapko nark se dur sirf pyaar ki duniya me le chale? Baaki tum toh mujhe tabse dekhti aa rahi ho na jab 5 ya 6 baras ki thi? Lagta hai ki main koyi kamjor ya maryada se bahar jeene wali aurat hu?", Ab Jasleen ne bhi thaali pare rakhte hue bhabhi ki bagal me he sirhane ki taraf tek lagate hue khud ko thoda nischint kiya.
"Aisa kehne wala insaan filhaal toh bana nahi bhabhi. Is gaanv me sabhi bache aur naujawaan aapse maa sa sneh rakhte hai aur aap bhi. Aap ki muskurahat dekh kar toh meri bebe bhi kehti hai ki Dipa bimaar nu vi bhala changa kar deve.. Par wo nark wali baat meri samajh me na aayi bhabhi. Dilbag bhaiya jo bhi karte hai wo khuleaam toh nahi karte aur khayaal toh rakhte he honge aapka?"
"Tum khud he sawaal me jawaab de rahi ho Jass. Khayaal rakhte toh wo sab nahi karte aur fir tumne kitna dekha hai unhe yaha? Humkadam matlab jo aapke kadam se kadam mila kar chale, yahi toh dampatya jiwan ka uchit mantra hai. Par batao ki tumne unhe yaha kab dekha aur dekha bhi toh akele toh nahi honge. Fir unke jis nek kaam ko sahi thehra rahi ho ki khuleaam nahi karte toh bhala kaun apni biwi ya premika ke sath manji khule me sanjhi karta hai? Unka kamra wo bahar wala hai aur mera ye jo 25 kadam dur hai lekin is se paas unke khet aur wo basti hai jiske bagair unka jeena jaise mumkin nahi. Kal ko tum byaah hone ke baad dekh sakogi ki tumhara pati wo sab karta fir raha hai jo khuleaam toh kya sapne me bhi nahi hona chahiye?", Jasleen ke hontho par tala lag chuka tha kyonki sawaal uske upar aa chuka tha. Insaan bhi toh tabhi musibat ko samajhta hai jab wo uski jholi me ho. Anyatha dusro ko toh naseehat ya haunsla dene me bas chand lafz he lagte hai.
"Gardan kaat ke rakh dungi agar aisa daga kiya mere gharwale ne mere sath. Ek toh apna sabkuch chhod ke uske ghar aur uske hisaab se chalo, fir bhi usko chain nahi toh fir wo he badle main kyun. Bhaiya wali baat maine anjaane me he kisi se sunn li thi lekin laga ki wo sach nahi ya fir veham hoga. Fir Neele ne Renam ko bataya na ki wo unka khana dene gaya tha Shahid bhai ke sath aur motor wale kamre me 2 ladkiyan safaai kar rahi thi toh mera dimaag thannka ki raat me 9 baje kaunsi safaai aur wo bhi ek kamre me 2 ladkiyon ki jarurat pade. Din me baat karne aayi thi main aapke paas aur Jeeti ka bhi koyi kaam tha lekin Arjun..", Jasleen ne apne shabd rok liye the is se aage na kehte hue.
"Tum gardan kaat sakti ho lekin main nahi kar sakti. Meri beti hai jisko apne maa aur baap dono chahiye jo uska haq bhi hai. Aur jo tumne suna khet ke baare me wo maine tab apni aankhon se dekha tha jab Nimmo 6 baras ki thi. Uske baad tumhare daar ji se keh kar maine Nimmo ke hawale se jameen ki kamaai 2 hisso me bantwa li thi kyonki sharaab, jua aur ladkibaaji me raja sadiyo se rank bante rahe hai. Lekin uske baad toh jaise main dushman he ho gayi apne pati ki aur unnka ghar wo khet, mera ye jaha hum abhi hai. Batao kya maine galat kiya waisa karke? Gala kaatne se toh meri bachi anaath hoti so alag ye gaanv aur itna pyaar dene wale log mujhe kya samajhte? Anaath ne apna khoon dikha diya, ye jarur kehte. Haan Arjun waisa nahi hai.. wo kisi ke bhi jaisa nahi hai aur na wo kisi ke baare me raaye banata hai na bura kehta hai. Ghar aayega toh wo mujhe kaam karne he nahi dega bas apne paas baitha kar aisi baatein karta rahega ki bas sunte raho. Kal raat bhi usne Neele ke udhar roti pakane ka jimma khud le liya kyonki baaki auraton ka garmi se bura haal ho raha tha. Wo jaanta hai ki Dilbaag galat insaan hai lekin usko yakeen hai ki wo sudhar sakta hai. Arjun ke sath tumne mujhe bister par dekh liya jiske darwaje maine khud khule rakhe the lekin us bister par main aise he na pahuchi thi Jass aur na Arjun aaj se pehle mere kamre me dakhil hua tha. Wo hamkadam na sahi lekin jiwan ka saar tumse aur mujhse kahi behtar jaanta hai.", Uske baad Dipa bhabhi ne waha akhaade wala vritaant bhi keh sunaya aur antt me Jasleen ke sath Arjun ka antrang milan bhi. Ab Jasleen niruttar thi lekin usko khushi thi ki Arjun kaise apne kareeb aaye logo ka dhyaan rakhta hai jo wo pehle bhi jaanti thi. Dilbag ka sunn kar uska mann jarur uchat gaya tha lekin yaha bhi bhabhi ki wo kamaal ki muskaan usko sakratmak kiye rahi.
"Asaan hai bhabhi dard ke sath muskurana?", Jasleen ki ye pankti jaise ek vidwaan mukh se nikli ho. Bhale he sankshipt si lekin bahot kuch samete hue
"Asaan toh paida hona bhi nahi Jass. Bahot se jeev toh kokh ka he safar taye nahi kar paate toh zindagi jeena wo bhi itne bade sansaar me jaha kaun apna aur kaun paraya ye tak pata nahi chalta chahe aap aise apno ke sath jiwan gujaar lo jo bahar walo se jyada bada khatra ho. Lekin kya koyi behtar tarika hai tumhare pas? Sukh aur Dukh thik jiwan-mrityu se hai lekin unke beech kya hum wo mushkil se milne wale khushiyon ke katre chhod kar bas usme he uljhe rahe jis se aatma ka poshan na ho? Jaanti ho hum fir bhi swarthi hai jo khushi ki chahat rakhte hai. Aur ek wo hai jo dukh ke peeche pada rehta hai jiska uske sath koyi vaasta bhi nahi. Bahot jaddo-jehad ke baad maine sirf apne dil ki suni aur main ab sahi galat se pare hu kyonki uske sath sab atcha he laga aur ab bhi lag raha hai jaise wo sath he ho.", Dipa bhabhi ne jiska jikar kiya tha uske he toh ishq me Jasleen sahi galat se aage ja chuki thi.
"Us sher ka shikar toh jaane kitni sherniyan ho chuki bhabhi. Bada he jaalsaaj insaan hai jo aapko pata bhi nahi chalne deta aur aap khud uske gulaam ho jaate ho. Waise itna manjha hua niklega jo aap ko bhi daboch le ye nahi socha tha.", Jasleen ne mahol ko thoda halka karne ke hisaab se ye kaamuk si charcha chhed di thi jis par Dipa bhabhi ne uske patt par halki si chapat lagate hue apni dilkash hansi ka jalwa dikha diya.
"Sher? Mujhe toh wo junglee ghoda lag raha hai wo bhi manjha hua jo tere jaise bholi bakri ko bhi faans gaya jiske paas na dukh the aur na dard lekin tum ho diler jo jhel gayi. Chaadar utni bhi gehri nahi thi ki rang chhupa leti. Waise mere jaisi se kya matlab tha tumhara aur usne koyi dabocha nahi tha mujhe.", Dipa bhabhi sharmsaar hone ke bawjood Jasleen ke saamne tiki hui thi kyonki baat ka kendra dono ke beech ek he tha. Khudko bholi bakri kehalwana Jasleen ko thoda akhar sa gaya.
"Wo hoga ghoda lekin nakel maine he daali thi nahi toh aapko kya lagta hai wo mere peeche aata? 50 din qurbaan ho gaye mere aur aapne toh hafta bhi na lagaya. Waise utni bhi kamjor nahi hu main bakri kaho lekin haan aap jarur hari-bhari ho bhabhi aur hairaani wali baat hai ki usne aapko sirf dabocha he nahi utha bhi rakha tha. Kitna shor machati ho aap lekin sachmuch takkar dene ki bhi himmat dikha rahi thi. Yahi farak hai experience aur new-comer ka. Matlab aap anubhavi ho aur main toh kori thi. Koyi nahi is baar pakka intjaam karungi aur dekhungi kitna jor hai us junglee ghode me."
"Tum itni jaldbaaji me kyun ho Jass? Aisa saaf jhalakta hai ki tum din gin rahi ho aur tumne khud ye kaha bhi ki 50 din lage. Matlab kya tha iska?", Dipa bhabhi ne wo kaamuk baatein chhod ye alag sa jikar kar diya. Jasleen kuch pal unhe khamoshi se dekhti rahi fir mooh par jhoothi muskaan laati bolne lagi.
"Jaggi ka rishta pakka ho gaya hai bhabhi aur mera bhi. Agli baar gaanv aaungi toh apni shaadi ke liye he aana padega. Ye aakhiri chhuttiyan hai meri inka jitna marji khinch lu ye khatam toh din ke hisaab se he hongi. Gharwale jitne marji khule dil ke ho par roka hone ke baad zindagi meri bhi rukegi. Arjun haq se aa sakta hai hamare ghar lekin dhaga bandhe baad mere liye wo pyaar ke badle pyaar dena thoda mushkil rahega. Jaggi ki shaadi october me aur meri uske mahine baad. Abhi ye baat ghar se bahar kisi ko nahi pata aur aap bhi matt batana Arjun ko. Wo abhi se duri bana lega mujhse lekin main thoda aur jeena chahti hu uske sath. Phir uske aage ka main kuch sochna nahi chahti.", Dipa bhabhi ab sakte me thi ye sunn kar.
"Aur pehli raat ko apne pati ko kya jawaab degi? Agar tum us se santusht na reh saki toh?"
"Sawaal wahi karega jo khud galat ho bhabhi aur maine kaha na ki aage ka sochna nahi chahti. Jaanti hu satusht toh main ab kisi se hone bhi nahi wali kyonki wo dil sirf ek ke he paas hai jo mujhe pasand hai. Chhaddo eh sab gallan bhabhi, chalo film vekhde hai saun toh pehla. Kardi ha es ghode da vi hilla kal nu, jyada tej daudi jana hai."
"Vekhi bekaabu na ho jaave. Waise vi main osde saamne ek meethi ji shart rakhi hoyi hai. Jo pehla tere naal houga ohi mere naal main karan davangi. Khair rakhi agli mulakaat te. Tu tv laga main paani ger ke aundi aa.", Bhabhi bathroom jaane se pehle usko ishara kar gayi thi ki Arjun ab unke pichwade ki chahat liye baitha hai aur wo usko tabhi milega jab Jasleen apna udghatan karwayegi. Jasleen mooh pe hath rakhti hui hansti hui bahar wale kamre ki taraf chal di.
'Lagda Jeeti da kitaab wala kaand he hona likheya hun. dono behne ek he bister par ek he bande ke sath. Pata ni oh kitaab Arjun ne he na hawale kiti hove osde. Kaandi aa pakka, par mannu pasand hai.'
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Ek taraf Arjun apne dada ki bagal me khule aangan tale soya tha, thandi cooler ki hawa me wahi dusri taraf uske chacha raat gehrate he bister par khaane peene ki cheeje sajane ke baad khidki ko parde se band karke dabe paanv hotel ke pichle hisse se andhere me kho gaye. Jaise itne samay me Narinder ne is hotel ko atche se samajh liya tha. Mukhya sadak par aavajahi lagbhag na barabar he thi lekin kahi kahi daru-sharaab ke ahaate aur cigratte bidi ke thele roshan the jo is baat ko pukhta karte the ki ye jagah raat me kuch jyada he kaali hai. Anjaan kasbe si jagah aur ghar se itni dur bhi Narinder itna sehaj tha jaise koyi vidaal. Jo jaha jata hai wo jagah uski ho jaati hai. Koyi 15 minute chalne ke baad wo us ghumavdar sadak par aa pahucha jaha naka laga tha. Laal rang ki police ki jeep me gashti policewala araam se oongh raha tha jabki 2 sipahi aane jaane wale truck se 10-10 ke note pakad raha the. Sab reita-bajri aur lakdi se lade ye truck avaidh he the lekin ek naami vyakti ki hukumat ka sach.
"Oo holdaar saab, machis milega tanik?", Narinder ki awaaj ke sath lehja bhi jaise is jagah se mel kha raha tha jisne jaanboojh kar sipahi ko hawaldar kehte hue apni samsya bataai toh ek baar usko upar se niche tak dekh kar sipahi ne gutkhe ki peek dusri aur pichakate hue apni jeb se diyasalaai ki dibbiya uski taraf badha di. Cavander ki bina filter wali cigratte ko dabbi par 3-4 bar thokne ke baad Narinder ne uska dum bhara toh gaadha dhuaan ek gubaar sa uda.
"Jordaar maal liye ho be, tanik humko bhi kash khinchwao.", Cigratte ka wo laal gul sulagta hua bata raha tha ke usme tambakhu ke sath aur bhi bahot kuch shamil tha. Dhili gulabi tshirt, gale me angocha, paanv me angoothe wali chappal ke sath Narinder dekhne se he yahi ka koyi bigdail yuvak lagta tha jiske gale me kundal wali sone ki chain batati thi ki raees toh wo bhi hai lekin nashedi jyada. 2 kash khinchne ke baad usne sipahi ki taraf cigratte badhai aur ek taraf rakhi paani ki bottle se ek badhiya ghoont gale me utaar liya.
"Idhar ka maal sasura jamat nahi raha holdaar saab. Eh khaas nepal se mangwaye hai hum, 800 ka tola. 4-5 dum me he sasura dimaag me kono tension na rehta. Aap itti raat kaahe duty baja rahe, oh bhi 10-10 ki khatir? Kono mota case lapko aur nahi milat raha toh hum karte hai aapke liye chakachak Sumo gaadi ka parbandh. Itne mehnati karmath afsar ho toh kal ko thana-dhyaksh banoge toh raub bhi dikhna chahi ke nahi?", Baat kehne ke sath Narinder ne apni kalaai par bandhi wo sone ka paani chadhi ghadi us sipahi ke dusre hath ki kalaai par bandh di jo kutil muskaan se bas dum khinchta hua usko dekh raha tha. Aankhon ki chamak bata rahi thi ki usko ye ajnabi dildaar bha chuka hai. Dusra sathi naake ke parli taraf tha jo jyada vyast hone ke kaaran inhe dekh na saka.
"Inha ke toh nahi jaan padte guru tum lekin aadmi pasand aaye is maal ki tarah. Kono khajana hath laga hai ja najar me hai? Hamaar naam hai Shasilal aur inha ki jitni khabar hum rakhte hai utni bidhayak sahab aur hamare thanadhayksh ka na hogi. Kuch bada masla hai toh pirofit mota milne ke evaj me hum tumhaar har kaam karwa sakte. Afeem Khan ke darbaar tak hamara pahuch hai. Dekh nahi rahe unke he truck se wasooli le rahe hai?"
"Akele me milne ki chahat rakhte hai hum Afeem Khan se aur jaante hai ki eh kaam sirf Holdaar Shasilaal Yadav ji ke bas ka hai. Aise he maachis ke liye ruk gaye ka aapke paas? Jordaar kaam hai aur mulakaat ke badle me aapko ye 8 tole ka chain, uh bideshi ghadi aur chakachak tata sumo. Haan ja naa hume manjoor hai lekin kachu aur chaahi toh hum parbandh kar deb. Ka bolat ho?"
"Nasha kiye ho?"
"Dono kiye rahe na abhi abhi. Eh maamla bhi nase ka he hai saab.", Narinder ne wo janjir si moti chain nikal kar Shasilal ki hatheli par rakh di thi jiske wajan ke niche uska imaan turant dab gaya. Ek baar us laal jeep me soye apne adhikari aur fir dusri aur khade apni sathi ko dekhne ke baad usne sar hila diya.
"Humka deal me 2 taka chaahi, sumo barabar pagaar na hai hamari. Manjoor toh ek ghanta baad humka agli puliya par milo nahi toh jidhar se aaye ho udhar pahuchne ka dil nahi hai toh enhi thok denge. Samjhe?"
"ek ghanta baad udhar puliya par milte. Aapka andaaj humko janch gaya holdaar saab. 2 ka hum 3 karwa denge agar deal me bhi aur aapke kandhe par bhi. Chalte hai, puliya par.", Gamcha wapis ghuma kar aadha chehra dhakte hue Narinder kinare kinare he aage badh gaya. Idhar usko dekhne wala aur tha bhi kaun. Shasilal ki kismat jarur is kaali raat me kuch jyada he chamki thi aur jitna shaatir wo khud ko samajh raha tha apni tareef aur manmaani par, utna he kamjor kadi tha wo Afeem Khan ke ghere ki. 50-60 truck gujarte he ek ghanta gujar gaya tha aur apne sahab ke kaan me kuch keh kar wo sadak ke dusri taraf khadi apni fatfatiya liye Narinder ki taraf badh chala jo intjaar karte hue apna sharir garma raha tha.
"Samay ke bade paband ho saab."
"Baitho peecho aur in maamlo me hum duty se jyada anushasit hai. Waise toh Afeem Khan din me kisi se milta bhi nahi aur raat me wo tabhi milta hai jab uh party us se tima liya ho. Tumhaar kismat buland hai. Pucho kaahe?"
"Aap he toh unka right hand ho saab. Fir bhi pooch lete ke kaahe kismat buland hai hamaar?", Narinder uske peeche baitha is ghumavdar sunsaan sadak par jaise shehar se bahar ja raha tha. Is andhkaar me sirf us fatfatiya ki chokor roshni he thi jo dur ghumav tak jaati aur uske sath he ghoom jaati. Truck wali sadak se ye alag rasta tha.
"Hamaar duty udhar he tha raat 3 baje ke liye. Abhi dooi ghanta bachta hai pann itta chalega. Afeem Khan ka har mahine ki 10, 20 aur 30 taarik ko maal nikalta hai is adde se. 10 ko afeem, 20 ko katta goli aur 30 ko .. hahaha.. 30 ko kamsin garam gosht. Sala eh Afeem Khan naam ka he Afeem hai lekin aisa kono dhanda nahi jisme hath na ho. Daaru, dawa, nakli note se le kar lakdi tak nahi baksha. Tum humko pasand aaye isliye thikane tak khud le kar ja rahe hai nahi toh kisi aur se aisi baat kiye hote toh uh pehle bheje me peetal bharta aur uh ke baad mooh pe moot kar nikal leta. Dimag wala aadmi ki kami hai na Afeemwa ki fauj me es layi toh humko sarkaar se char guna pagaar deta hai.", Narinder ki kanpati garam ho gayi thi itna ab sunn kar. Ek mujrim apna dhanda badha raha tha aur prashashan usko dabochne ki jagah uske liye he kaam karta tha. Lekin wo josh me hosh khone wala insaan toh nahi tha isliye sehaj he raha bahar se.
"Eh toh hum bhi sune hai saab ke Afeem Khan apne aap me he sarkaar thehre. Isliye toh eh choti machli unke paas ja rahi hai. Kaam bana toh 50 crore har mahine ka dhanda hoga jisme munafa 25 aur uska 2 pratishat matbal 50 lakh aapka. Eh garam gosht koyi bideshi jaanwar rehat kya holdaar saab?", 50 lakh ka sunn kar toh Shasilaal ek baar ke liye tharthara sa gaya tha khushi me lekin wo ek gaagh policia bhi tha is maamle me. Apni khushi dabate hue usne pratiuttar me sawaal daag diya chote se jawaab ke sath.
"Kamsin gosht matbal ladki jinka demand sabse jyada rehta aur munafa toh afeem se bhi jyada. Waise tum bole the 3 taka doge. 25 lakh adhik dene me jeb fatt rahi ka tumhari?"
"Sauda bana toh wo ek taka khud Afeem Khan dega aapko. Hum kahe the 2 se 3 karwa denge. Waise eh ladki ka business kaise mumkin hai holdaar saab? Matlab ladkiyan toh bhaag bhi sakti aur shikayat darj karwa sakti apharan ki."
"Aisa hai lalla ke gaanv dehat se xx baras se 18 tak ki londiya inke log uthwa lete aur mahina bhar unhe aisa sudhara jata hai ki fer wo sikayat toh chhodo bolna bhi band kar deti. Bambai Hyderabaad jaise bade shehro se inke kharidwaan aate jo waha inse manchaha dhanda karwate. Kothe se le kar kaamwaali ya kisi budhe ki joru tak ka. Jyada chamakdar maal ho toh desh se bahar. Waise afsar aur mantri logo ki araam-gaah par bhi bhijwaya jata inhe jis se wo bhi maja uthate rehte aisi kachi jawaani ka. Jalebi ka dukaan kholne se pehle usko chakhaya jata hai lalla, eh jaan lo tum.", Narinder jaise jaise ye sab sunn raha tha waise waise usko ghinn hone lagi thi insaano se. Kya mantri kya santri, sabhi hamaam me nange he nahi darinde bhi the.
"Fir toh bada surakcha rehta hoga holdaar saab unke enha? Aisa jokhim wala kaam aur rupaya paisa ka itta bada len-den wali jagah 25-50 suracha-karmi pehredar toh rahita he hoga? Waise toh wo khud he enha ka prashasan hai aur aap jaise badhiyan aadmi log unke sath hai."
"Suracha rehat rahi godaam aur kaarkhaane par janha maal banta aur rakha jata. Order ke hisaab se 10 aur 20 ko maal apni jagah nikal jata aur payment advance rehta hai is dhande me. Haan eh londiyan ke dhande me deal hoti inke enha wale resthouse pe. Ek samay me sirf 2 byapaari se he sauda rehta aur 30 din ka matbal 30 ladki log bechne ka us se jyada nahi. Is deal me hum hamesa maujood rehat rahe kyonki iska incharge hum hain. Jo byapaari aata wo apna container sath leke aata pehle se taye londiyan lene ko. Es baar Hyderbad se Sonu Sultan aur Bambai se Paresh bhai aaya hua. Kachi Ladki ka itna demand hai lalla udhar ki ek londiya 10 lakh tak jaati. Aur unki keemat ye byapaari log hapte he nikaal lete. Mahine me munafa 3 guna karke londiya kothe par, sari zindagi bur kutwane waaste. Hahaha.. Pann Afeem Khan sirf 4 jagah he sauda karta hai kyonki 30-35 kothe khudke bhi toh abaad rakhne hai jo inha purabanchal se Delhi tak abaad hai. Sala aadmi khud naade ka pakka hai jo na Afeem khata aur na londiya."
"Toh 3 baje aisa kaam es layi karta hai ke 4 baje uparwale se maafi maang sake? Bandhiya hai holdaar saab. Matlab unke is maamle me suracha pramukh aap he hain.?"
"Haan sala eh khaatir department me humko kayi chutiye dalla bolte peeth peeche. Waise Afeem Khan ko kisi suracha ki jarurat nahi hai. Aap he chalta firta kaal hai uh aur uska chota bhai Munnawar toh us se bhi bada wala paagal hai. Aisa jallaad aadmi hai ke hamare paas he shabd nahi. Ek londiyan kaise kar ke bhaag nikli thi pichle mahine lekin jaati kaha sab taraf toh inka he raaj hai. Sasuri ko ghaseet kar sab ladki logan ke saamne laya Munnawar aur uski kachi bur me kaanch ka bottle thok kar bur faadne ke baad uh bottle bhi todd diya. Kasaai khaandaan se hai aur us zinda tadapti londiyan ke sharir ko bhi bakre sa halaal kar diya. Humka toh ulti ho gayi thi es karke mooh par kapda rakh liye. Lo aa gaye thikane par lekin pahile he kehat rahe ki mooh soch samajh kar kholna. Hum toh unke sewak hai lekin tumhar zindagi ka fainsla jubaan aur jawaab pe nirbhar.", Yadav jis jagah pahucha tha wo laal eent se bani unchi diwar aur uske upar katili taaro ki suraksha me ghira kuch farmhouse jaisa tha. Ek policewala us lohe ke dwar par ke bahar he apni 303 kandhe par taange mustaidi se khada tha aur inki fatfatiya ko dekh jis tarah usne Yadav ko salaam thoka uska matlab saaf tha ki chahe ye vyakti sipahi tha lekin Afeem urf Taufik Khan ki fauj me bade ohde wala.
"Oh Bisanwa, supply pahuchi idhar?"
"Yadav bhaiya maal toh aadha ghanta pehle he aa gaya tha lekin sarkaar bole hai ki abhi uh Munna bhai ji ke sath jaruri charcha kar rahe es karke unhe kisi byapari se abhi milne ka sandesha na pahunchaya jaaye. Eh sajjan aapke mehmaan hai Yadav bhaiya?"
"Haan hamari pehchanwale hai aur dhande khatir joddne laaye hai inhe Taufik bhaiya se milwane. Lagao jara ghanti aur kaho ke hum aaye hai apne bhai ko le kar. Unka Munna toh nuksaan he devat raha, hum vaare-nyaare karwane wale hai unke.", Ab Narinder kaise vaare-nyaare karne wala tha agar iska thoda bhi ehsaas Yadav ko hota toh wo pehle he mara jata. Uski saansein abhi kuch jyada chalni thi aur Bisanwa ne aadesh-anusaar telephone ghuma diya.
"Ja sakte hai par inka checking karne ka bola hai bhaiya ji ne.", Wo abhi bhi hichak raha tha jabki Narinder ne peeth ki taraf se kuch nikalne ki harkat ki toh ek baar ke liye Yadav ki bhi fatt gayi kahi wo asla hathiyaar toh nahi liye par bas ek file thi aur Narinder ne apne dono hath upar utha diye
"Isme wo saude ka sab detail likha hai na bhaiya ji, es karke kamar me khons liye the. Dekh lijiye atcha se hamari patloon aur janghiya me baal na milega. Haan es taraf wali me sargat ki dibbiya hai aur enha wali me... uh hamare foonkne ka maal. Pichli me batua hai hamara jisme satrah hajaar cheh sau bees ruapya hai aur hamar joru ka photu.", Narinder dwara nauskihiye darpok ki tarah hath uthane par ab apne darr ko chhipata Yadav daant dikha kar hans raha tha.
"Eh liyo atche se dekh liyo Bisanwa, iska chadhi me baal bhi nahi hai. Tumhe kaisa pasand hai? Hamar bhai hai aur sharir se tagda bhi, tabiyat se khush karega.", Ab Bisanwa toh hath jodd kar bas us bade dwar ke ek taraf bana chota kiwaad khol kar unhe bas andar jaane ka rasta deta ek aur khada ho gaya. Talaashi lene ki toh koshish tak na ki usne. Andar se ye jagah aur bhi khuli aur aalishan thi jaisa bahar nirjan tha us se viprit. Kisi sarkari araam-gaah jaisi imarat lekin chamakdar sangmarmar ka farsh, aaju baaju me charo aur saaf suthri kati ghaans ke sath diwar ke kinare unche vriksho ki kataar aur takriban 5-6 suraksha karmi jo Afeem Khan ke khaas the. Pakke aangan me aate he Narinder ko ek taraf cement ki sadak par khadi wo 2 badi gaadiyan dikhi jo jyada duri par vaahan ya mehanga samaan lene me prayog hoti thi. Yahi un ladkiyon ko leke jaane ke saadhan the, aalishan saadhan.
"Baat hui gawa hai hamaar bhaiya ji se.", Yadav ne vardi ki kameej utaar kar ek taraf kursi par fenkte hue ek aadmi se tamancha lete hue apni kamar me khons liya. Ab wo Afeem Khan ki duty baja raha tha aur uske sipasalaar jaante the ki uske saath aaya vyakti jaanch karwa kar he pahucha hai idhar.
"Jaldi baat kar lijiyega neta ji. Bhaiya ji deal thoda jaldi karne wale hai aaj aur unhone sandesha bhi bhijwaya tha aapke naake par 10 minute pehle. Bagal wale hall me maal band hai aur uske agle me bhaiya ji.", Khinse niporta ye prehri bhi lambi daadhi aur majboot jism ka maalik tha baaki 5 ki tarah jo idhar udhar tehal rahe the, kandhe par bandook taange. Narinder bhitar aaya toh saamne he sofe par 2 ahded se baithe the jinhe Yadav ne salaam thoka toh badle me unhone jaam wala hath utha kar uska abhivadan kiya.
"Ye Paresh aur Sonu bhai hai. Is dhande me koyi kisi ka eitbaar nahi karta aur ye saale toh choot me ungli ghusa kar pehle janch karte hai ke peti pack hai ya khuli, uske baad he maal uthwate hai. 6 baras se toh main dekhta aa raha hu inhe.", Saaf hindi bolne laga tha Yadav bhitar aate he aur Narinder dikhawe ke liye uski baatein sunta hua har taraf paini najar rakhe tha. Jitna socha tha ye jagah utni jyada surakshit na lagi.
"Waise ek baat kahina chahte hai agar bura na lage toh? Uh kaa hai daroga saab eh jagah par itna bada bada kaam hota lekin surakcha us hisaab se thoda kam jaan padta hai. Kahi hum galat Afeem Khan ke paas toh nahi aa pahuche?", Holdaar se seedha daroga sunn kar Yadav ne is baar thoda jyada khushi se Narinder ke kandhe par thapki dete hue kaha.
"Lalla, eh XXXXX hai aur enha ke maalik hai Afeem Khan. Logo ko unse surakcha ki jarurat padti, unhe nahi. Aur jo bahar tum 6-6 jaanwar dekhe na wo itne shatir hai ki andhere me bhi udta panchi niche gira dete ek goli se. Aur koyi idhar se bhaga toh wo puliya ki taraf niklega ja beehad me jidhar khatra aur jyada hai. Enh Afeem bhai ke log toh peeche se maarenge par dusri taraf se baaghi, van vibhaag aur janwar bhi nahi bakshne wale. Baaki puliya ki taraf se toh jaanch hone ke baad he koyi aa sakta hai idhar toh is se surakchit jagah aur kaunsa hoga? Ab chonch ko lagaam lagao aur hamare ishare ke baad he baat shuru karna. Bhaiya ji ko chamchagiri pasand nahi hamari tarah. Dhyaan rahe.", Darwaje ke bahar laga peetal ka kunda 2 baar bajane ke baad Yadav ne 'aa jao' ki awaaj sunte he kiwaad khol kar sabse pehle jhuk kar salaam thonka. Chamde ke aalishan sofe par safed kurte pajame me ek kaafi majboot aur hatta-katta vyakti viraajmaan tha jiski bagal me dusre sofe par aur bhi daityakaar lekin jyada jawaan. Kurte wala Afeem Khan tha jiska rang bhi utna he gehra tha jitni afeem aur uska bhai Munnawar surkh gulabi gora kisi pathaan jaisa.
"Kya dhamaka karna chahte ho Yadav aur tumhe atche se pata hai ki vyapaar ki baat humse pehle Munna karta hai.", Awaaj bhi utni he raubdaar thi us vyakti ki aur uske kamre me sher se le kar lambe seeng wale hiran, ajgar tak ke jism latak rahe the. Kaanch ke aalishan mej par paisa ka khula bag aur khuli tejdhar talwaar is drishya ko aur jyada jabardast banati. Munnawar khada hua toh wo sachmuch Umed jitna he lamba hoga lekin chehre par he ghamand jhalak raha tha.
"Toh kaun hai ye sahukar jisko tum bhaiya ke saamne khali hath liva laaye? Haan toh parichaya tum doge Yadav ya ye jubaan kholega.?"
"Sahab hum Inderjeet hai aur pichle 7 baras se ganja-charas ka dhanda me rahe hai. Matlab gali mohalla wala dhanda nahi, bandhiya wala ek number ka. Aapka jaisa he naam kamana chahte hai aur chahe toh Delhi me Khanna, Satpal ya Billu Bareli wale se pooch sakte ki Inder unse bhi badhiya connection rakhta. Aap unhe maal dete jabki wo wahi maal 10 guna me bechte. Main dugne par bechunga lekin supply unse das guna karke dunga. 25 crore ka order main abhi leke aaya jiska deal 50 main pehle kar chuka. Shasilal bhai pehchaan wale meri, Delhi mile the pehle.", Narinder ne wo chand panno wali file aage badh kar kaanch ki mej par rakhi toh ek baar Munnawar ne usko rokne ki koshish ki lekin Narinder ki dileri aur saaf baat karne ki aadat Afeem Khan ko bhaa chuki thi.
"Itna jaante ho toh maal tumhe aur bhi kayi jagah se mil sakta tha. Delhi me toh dhanda nahi karne wale jab waha pehle se itne dalaal baithe hai. Toh 25 ka advance cheque bhi le kar aaye ho.", File me sabse pehle wahi dikha tha usko.
"Rajasthan wala maal janchta nahi Taufik bhai aur sarhad paar se jo aata usme riks jyada munafa kam. Apne paas poora punjab hai maal bechne ko aur udhar competition me bhi koyi nahi siwaye policiyon ke. Maal toh mahina baad lega main lekin baaki kache ka 25 aur bhijwa dega. Iska bill aap lakdi gatka me dikha dena. Bank bhi jaruri hai na kala paisa ko safed karne ke liye?"
"Idhar baitho hamare paas. Tumhe hum itna paisa har mahine de toh kaam karoge hamare liye?", Narinder ab teesre sofe par aa baitha tha jaha Yadav he kabhi nahi pahucha tha.
"Abhi toh paisa aap he de rahe Taufik bhai. Aapka maal bech kar he toh main munafa le raha. Idhar market purana hai aur daam me lafde-baaji. Fir aapka naya branch Punjab-Haryana me rahega toh kaam chahe main karu, naam aur maal aapka he rehne wala na bhai? Apne ko bas aapke jaisa bann na hai lekin poore pradesh me. Sab sahi raha toh aapko he safed kapde pehna denge jis se chehra hum rahe aur power aap. Neeche agla panna par dekhiye kitna demand hai jo humne jama kiya aur us hisaab se har mahina 10 pratishat maal badhate rahenge lekin demand poora nahi hoga. Lekin hum chahte hai ki Shasi bhai isme hamare bhagidar rahe, maal ki delivery aur paisa ke liye hum aapko kasht nahi dena chahte.", Yaha Narinder ne Yadav ko bhi paksh me lapet liya tha Munnawar ko darkinar karte hue.
"Jaante ho jo bahar 2 log baithe hai wo har mahine hume 3 crore dete hai jisme hamara naam jyada kharaab hota hai munafa kam. Tum aadmi likhne padhne ke sath diler bhi ho jo akele he milne chale aaye. Yadav tumhara inaam is deal me 2 taka rahega har mahine. Munna ye cheque parso bank me lagwa dena, eitwar ko toh band rahega. Aur tum bhai Inder aaj hamare mehmaan ho toh yahi rahoge. Jara bahar walo se vida le le fir tumse atche se vyapaar par charcha karte hai. Yadav tum sath chalo aur Munna mehmaan ka khayal rakhna. Shukeen aadmi hai toh tumhe sharaab ka jodidar mil gaya iske roop me.", File ko bina aage dekhe Afeem Khan uth kar Yadav ke sath bahar chal diya lekin Munnawar ke eham ko thes pahuch chuki thi. Usne darwaja band karne ke baad jis tarah tala lagaya tha iraade saaf the ki wo charcha gehri karne wala hai. Kaanch ki keemti bottle se bina paani ke 2 jaam banata wo ab Narinder ke saamne baitha tha.
"Fandebaaj aadmi ho be tum toh. Hamare saamne hume he nicha dikha diya jaise bhaiya ke dhande ke liye hum sahi aadmi nahi. Tumhare peeche kaun hai is jhamele me?", Kaanch ki mej par fisalta hua gilaas Narinder ke thik saamne aa ruka tha jisko utha kar dur se takraane ka ishara karke Narinder ne ek saanse me khaali kar diya.
"File udhar saamne rakhi hai jisko tumhara chutiya bhai poori dekhe bina chala gaya. Dhanda toh tumhare he sath karna tha mujhe kyonki aadmi taqatwar aur kroor ho toh log dubke rehte hai. Kitna maal bechte ho mahine ka aur kitna banta hai?", Gusse me pehle toh Munnawar ne wo jaam khali kiya lekin fir Narinder ki baat samajh kar wo badi kutilta se muskuraya.
"Sachmuch fandebaaj aadmi ho behanchod. Maal toh 100 crore ka bhi mil jaayega par bechne ke liye ye Punjab Haryana chote padd jaayenge. Baaki taaj mere sar ho toh ye afeem chhod kar main sirf aur sirf safed powder aur ladkiyon ka dhanda karu. Ek kilo ki keemat he ek crore hai uski aur ladkiyan toh sabko lund ke niche chahiye, kachi hogi toh 10 lakh ki aur kamsin hogi toh 5. Sala abaadi badhta ja raha hai toh control karna padega ki nahi. Ye saamne wala darwaja ke peeche he 30 band hai lekin desh se bahar harek ki kimat 50 lakh bhi mil sakti. Bheja nahi hai na Taufik ke paas aur usko bas mantri bann ne ka chaska hai. Tu .. tu dhokhebaaj..", File ko padh kar wo uthta us se pehle he gardan lehrati hui Afeem Khaan wale sofe par ja giri. Aankhen abhi bhi dehshat se khul band ho rahi thi jabki Narinder us talwaar pe lage khoon ko jeebh se chaatne ke baad thook kar bottle mooh se lagata hua ek atcha khasa ghoont bhar gaya.
"Madarchod ka khoon bhi safed powder sa jehrila tha. Band kar in aankhon ko bhosdike, aisa taaj tere bhai ko bhi dunga abhi bas pehle jara in bachon ka intjaam kar du.", Gale se gamcha hata kar locket me atki pistol nikaalne ke sath he Narinder us kamre ki taraf chal diya jiska darwaja idhar bhi tha. Kundi kholte he anginat sehmi najre usko he dekhne lagi. Saaf suthre salwar kameej aur chehra chamka kar unhe umar se kuch bada he banaya gaya tha.
"Shhh.. Chupchap is kamre me jao.", Narinder ne ek ke sar par dulaar karne ke sath jaise kaha tha wo ladkiyan kuch hairat me padd gayi lekin ek ek karke wo udhar jaane lagi thi jabki Narinder ye bhool gaya tha ki waha padi sarkati laash dekh kar ye chilla sakti hai. Sabhi us kamre me pahuchi he thi ki ek kamjor dil ne jordaar cheekh maar he di lekin bahar se bhi goli chalne ki awaaj ne sabke kaan khade kar diye the.
"Aa gaya jhaant ka baal. Sala ye kaunse raste se aata hai jo kahi bhi pahuch jata hai?", Narinder ek hath me talwar liye dusre me pistol ka trigger ungli se jadd me liye jaise kisi ke bhitar aane ki pratiksha me tha. Bagal wale kamre me thapp-thapp ki awaaj bata rahi thi ki Afeem Khan usko kholne ki koshish kar raha hai. Aur idhar Paresh ke sath Sonu aur Yadav dakhil ho he rahe thi ki Paresh ki gardan football ki tarah dhad se alag hoti hui kamre ke bhitar ghoomne lagi. Sharir rakt ka fuhara chhodta Yadav aur Sonu par gira tha jinko kuch samajh aata us se pehle he maathe ke beech bindi ban chuki thi.
"Le beta tu tere 4 taka le. Sala naukri kanoon ki aur sewa uske bhakshak ki.", Bahar 4 baar aur goli chali thi is dauraan lekin kaun kispe chala raha tha ye Narinder ko pata nahi tha. Par ab uske saamne talwaar liye he Afeem khan khada tha us hall me jidhar se Narinder yaha dakhil hua tha.
"Kaun ho tum?", Narinder ne pistol kamar me khons kar talwar ko apni patloon se saaf karte hue aisi muskurahat dikhaai ki Afeem Khan gusse se aur bhi jyada gehra ho utha. Uska rang ab kaale aur laal ki milwat liye tha.
"6 mahine lage mujhe tere saamne pahuchne me aur sawaal bhi tu he karega? Chhh.. chhhh.. Maut ka koyi naam nahi hota Taufik aur ek baar ko toh main tujhe hathkadi pehna bhi deta lekin ye masoom bacho ke sath tere bhai aur teri darindgi ne mujhe majboor kar diya ki tujh jaise gandi naali ke keede sirf bimari hai jinka ilaaj hai unhe jadd se khatam kar dena. Yaha main tujhe parlok bhejunga aur udhar tere sangi saathi santri mantri sab kanoon ki pakad me honge. Chal dikha jara tera kasaai wala roop. Main bhi dekhu ki wo naam mujh par janchta hai ya tu laayak hai uske.", Bahar reh reh kar abhi bhi goli chal rahi thi lekin aangan me 2 shav gir chuke the. Taufik ne wo samaan talwaar ek baar khatre ke nishaan se lehrane ke baad ek kadam aage badhte hue jordar prahaar kiya tha Narinder par jisne ein mauke par usko rokne ke sath he Taufik ki taang par gehra cheera laga diya. Tannn ki jordaar awaaj ke baad aahhh ki ye dard bhari karaah bahot thi batane ke liye ki Taufik ke saamne asli kasaai tha jo jaanwar nahi dekhta tha bas kaat deta tha.
"Diler ho.. aahhh.. mauka deta hu chahe hath matt milao lekin wapis ja sakte ho. Shayad hamare aur bhi dushman es din ki taak me the jo bahar se humla kar rahe hai.", Baatein karte hue usne fir se vaar kiya lekin Narinder ne usko disha dikha kar bekaar karte hue kuch duri bana li.
"Wo mujhse jyada besabar hai tere jism me chhed banane ko lekin aaj uska shikar maine daboch liya. Waise ziddi toh tu bhi bahot hai jo kangaal hone ke baad apni maut ko lautne ki chetwani de raha hai.", Dono ne ek baar fir se vaar kiya tha lekin bhari bharkam Taufik Narinder ko choo bhi pata us se pehle uski talwar wali baah kandhe se juda karke Narinder uske peeche ja chuka tha. Talwar aur wo hath ab darwaje ki taraf tha jaha se ye saanwla sa aadmi darwaje ko thokar se todd kar bhitar aa chuka tha. Wo hairaan tha saamne Taufik aur apni baayi taraf 3 laash dekh kar.
"Jhaant ka baal aise he akda rehta hai jaise is waqt tu 90 ke kon par khada hai. Tu jiske liye idhar aaya tha usne yamraaj ko pehle he chunn liya. Jaha se aaya hai udhar se wapis ja aur wahi hotel me mera intjaar kar. Daaru ke gilaas bhar ke aaya hu tera nasha mila aahuna mutton hotel ke maalik ko khila kar. Waise tu sachmuch kala hone ke baad jhaant jaisa he lagne laga hai aur tere baal toh aajtak waise he hai, jhaant jaise.", Narinder Vishnu par tanj karne ke sath sath cheekhte chillate Afeem Khan ke sharir par lambe chire laga raha tha. Vishnu ke chehre par bas kathor bhaav the aur kuch kehne se pehle usne jameen par pada Taufik ka kata hath utha ka talwaar alag ki aur hath Narinder ki taraf fenk diya jisko utni he teji se Narinder ne thik beech se kaat kar 2 hisso me prithak kar diya tha.
"Tumhari mata ji meri mata ji. Saale aandkosh ke aadhe bhaag tune mere kiye karaye par paani fer diya. Wo bachiyan bachani jaruri thi Inder. Kanoon se badhkar bas masoom jiwan hai.. Yaahh..", Itni furti ki kalpana nahi thi Narinder ko jis tarah Vishnu bijli sa lapka tha aur is baar vaar bhi jordar tha jis se Narinder to bacha lekin talwaar niche jaati hui Afeem Khan ki dusri baah bhi kaat gayi thi. Jordaar tankaar ke sath Narinder ki kalaai tak me dard ja pahucha.
"Abe oh habshi saale.. Main tera bhai hu be dhakkan.. Jaan se maarega kya?", Narinder hairaan tha lekin Vishnu ne fir se talwar ulte disha ghumaai jisko rokne ya bachne ke chakkar me Narinder ek taraf uchaal gaya. Sofe par girne ke baad usne turant wo jaam susajjit lakdi aur kaanch ki bhaari mej ek hath se he Vishnu ki taraf uchaal di thi aur ab baari uski thi bachaav karne ki lekin us par alag he garmi sawaar thi jo talwaar se shisa chaknachoor karta dusre hath se us mej ko diwar ki taraf fenkta fir se Narinder ki taraf lapka lekin is baar chook gaya tha Vishnu. Pasliyon me kandhe ki takkar se wo he uchal kar ja gira.
"Abe oh Jhantu kaaliye.. Bachiyan surakshit hai be. Pehle unhe he bachaya tha maine. Abe ruk ja aur thande dimaag se hath toh mila mere bhai. Bahot hua chor police ka khel.", Narinder aage badh raha tha lekin Vishnu ki najre lagatar ek taraf he jami thi jo Narinder he tha uske saamne ya peeche wo dwaar. Kaanch ka wo teekha tukda Narinder ke chehre ke paas se goli ki tarah nikla aur us vyakti ke seedha gale me pevast ho gaya jiske nishane par Narinder tha. Narinder jaise he cheekh sunn kar palta ab wo dur ja gira tha.
"Kamine tu .. aahhh.. ek mahine bada hai mujhse lekin ab aayi tujhe meri yaad? Aaj bhi main teri jaan 2-2 baar bacha chuka hu. Sala dono ke dono bas takkar maarte hai mardo jaise ladna bhi nahi aata kamino ko.. Is maa ko pranaam nahi karunga aur tu laut ja saale shakal matt dikhana mujhe. Isliye chhod raha hu kyonki tu keh raha hai ki bachiyan surakshit hai. Jhooth nahi bolta tu bas yahi atchi baat hai..", Narinder ka chehra aur pasli dono dukh rahi thi kyonki chehre ki takkar lakdi si hui thi jabki sofa pasli me laga tha uske. Vishnu ladkhadata hua us tadapte aadmi ka gale me fanse kaanch ko paanv se dabata hua us darwaje ko kholne laga toh band paya. Wo Yadav ki lash par paanv rakhta hua bhitar chala gaya aur uske peeche he Narinder bhi.
"Saale tu bahot ulajh liya be Vishnu aur bas ab aur nahi. Assam me bhi tu bach gaya tha mujhse jab main tujhe dhoondne aaya tha. Dekh sab surakshit hai bhai aur main jaanta hu ki tu usi file par kaam kar raha hai jo tere hath lagi thi, meri galti se. Gussa chhod na be jhaantu.", Narinder ne andar aate he dari sehmi bachiyon ko dekhte hue band darwaja khol kar unhe shaant rehne ka ishara diya. Vishnu ne waha kate hue sar aur dhad ko dekha toh uski he bagal me ja baitha.
"Tu kabhi nahi sudhar sakta na Inder? Yaha bache hai fir bhi tera kasaai pana na ruka. Tune he toh kaha tha ke jiwan ko maksad de jab tere paas maksad na ho? Kaatil hu aur hathkadi nahi lagwane wala tujhse. Waise tu lagta bhi nahi ki hathkadi wala rishwatkhor tond badha thulla hoga. CBI me hai na tu?", Jaam ki jagah bottle se he madira ka ghoont bharne ke baad rakt me sani baraf ka tukda Vishnu ne aise mooh me rakh liya jaise wo meethi rasbhari ho. Bottle Narinder ko thama kar wo ek bachi ka sar sehlane laga tha us kate hue sar ko laat se dur fenk kar.
"Main CBI me nahi hu aur na main tujhe pakadne aaya hu. Maine pehle he report bhej di hai ki is bade giroh aur inme shamil bade bade mantri aur policewalo ki detail dene ke sath un tak pahuchane me mujhe Vishnu Vardhan suputra Ramarav Vardhan ne madad ki hai. Bhootpurv rashtriya khiladi jo gumnaami me bhi desh ke liye he ladta raha chahe khel badal gaya ho. Bahot koshish ki thi bhai tujhe dhoondne ke lekin jab bhi tere peeche aata na tere kadmo ke nishaan gayab milte aur fir main utna bhaag bhi nahi sakta re akele. Dusra andkosh ka gola aaj bhi waisa he hai aur uski masroofiyat tujhse mujhse jyada hai. Ghar chalte hai na Vishe, Gajju bhi bahot yaad karta hai tujhe.", Bottle se ghoont lene ke baad wo wapis apne dost ko dete hue file uthane laga jisko Vishnu ne hathiya liya.
"Tu aaj bhi grehkarya pehle se karke rakhta hai be. Haan tu jhooth nahi bolta lekin fir bhi kanoon ka adhikari hai aur main viraano me bahot khush hu, hota toh tu bhi sath he hai.", Narinder ne apna naam dekh liya tha jab wo file khol kar padhne laga.
"Inder ko jhukane wala Vishnu sath ho toh kasaai bana rehna jaruri nahi hoga. Papa ne file clear karwa di thi teri college ke baad lekin tu bina kahe he gayab ho gaya aur dekh luka chhipki khelte hue kitne barso baad mil rahe hai. Tu dher saare bacho ka chacha ban chuka hai Vishnu jisme aisi pyaari pyaari 8 gudiya hai aur ek bhatija jo Vishnu ko 3 gin ne se pehle dhool chata sakta.", Ab Vishnu ne file faad kar maachis se aag ke hawale karte hue wapis mej par rakh di thi.
"Laalach de raha hai mujhe akhaade ka? Waise mujhe toh yar kisi ladki se pyaar bhi na hua kabhi lekin bhatijiya aur bhatije ko dekhne chal sakta hu. Rukne ke liye bas kasam nahi dega. Nahi dega na?"
"na.. nahi dunga lekin sab chahte hai ki tu laut aaye. Shankar ne liye tere sapne ka ghar bhi banaya hua sehar se bahar. Apni chitrakari wala waisa he ghar jaisa tere gaanv me tu batata tha. Haan wo apne shehar ke paas hai teri taraf nahi."
"Aahuna wala tujhe pata chal gaya tha?", Bacho ko apne sath aane ka ishara dete hue wo bottle wahi rakhta uth khada hua.
"Tune he toh bataya tha ke wo khana hai matlab nahi khana. Maine toh daaru bhi nahi kholi kyonki kaam pe jaate samay bas kaam ka nasha bahot hai mere liye. Waise team aati hogi jo inhe surakshit pahucha degi inke ghar.", Ladkiyon ke liye Vishnu wo container leke aane ke liye aage badha tha par Narinder ki baat uchit thi jiske kehte he safed kameej pehne kuch log ambassdor car se utarte he salaam thok kar khade ho gaye.
"Sab saaf karwa kar seal karwa dena Aadesh. Jo bhi baramdgi hai uski detail kal bhijwa dena. ye bache Aruna ke hawale kar dena jo inhe ghar tak surakshit pahucha degi. Koyi bhi dakhal de toh jaante ho na kya karna hai?"
"Yes sir. Already sabkuch control me hai aur report CM ke sath Malik sir tak bhijwa di gayi hai. Aapke kahe mutabik total 8 units abhi bhi kaam par lagi hai aur maamle me shamil adhiktar log hamari pakad me hai. Waise aapne toh sabkuch saaf kar diya hoga?", Ab wo muskuraya tha aur uski peeth thapthapate hue Narinder bas 'good job' bol kar us fatfatiya par baith kar Vishnu ko liye yaha se nikal chala. Atchi baat thi ki inme mahila adhikari bhi shamil thi aur bachiyan ab surakshit thi.
"Tu toh yar koyi alag he afsar nikla Inder. Sala andkosh ki ye goli jyada badi toh nahi ho gayi dusri se?"
"Wo bhi hamkadam hai teri tarah Jhaantu. IB officer Narinder Sharma ka raaj usko bhi nahi pata aur tu raaj seene me dafan karke rakhta hai jaise main jhooth nahi bolta."
"Mujhe toh aahuna khana hai shrimaan adhure andkosh. Bhai bengal me machhi chawal khaa khaa kar pakk gaya hu. Aur haan daaru VAT69 jo Ajju chura kar laya tha apne liye mere janamdin par."
"Sab milega be ab sab milega bas tu list banata rahiyo sabse milne aur pyaar karne ke sath."
"Waise Krishna aaj bhi sexy lagti tujhe? Mujhe samajh nahi aata ke ek behan ji jaisi ladki jo saree pehanti thi wo tujhe sexy kaise lagti thi?"
"Pyaar karke dekh lekin tu toh jhaantu hai na. Wo aaj bhi sexy hai aur Inder uske pallu se he bandha hai aajtak."
"Toh tera launda tujhse bhi tagda nikla. Kya naam hai uska?"
"Arjunnnnnn."
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इस अपडेट में जहां हमको कृष्णेश्वर जी का अपने भाभी से मतांतर होते हुए देखा वहीं ऑफिसर नरेंद्र शर्मा जी अपने खास दोस्त को ढूंढते ढूंढते पूर्वांचल पहुंच गए हैं,प्रभु विष्णु वर्धन जी का अंदाज निराला था चिट्ठी में ही मीठी चेतावनी के साथ अतिथि को जाने से पहले खमीरी रोटी और अहुना मटन खा कर जाने को भी बोल दिया और वहीं अंडोकोश की दूसरी गोली (ओह सॉरी शंकर साहब जी) अपने बेटी के साथ समय बिताने के लिए चंद्रो जी के हवेली पे पधार चुके हालाकि यहां लता देवी को समय ना दे पाने से वो गुस्सा हैं मगर शंकर जी भोली लता को मना ही लेंगे अपने कमरे में ही
और फिर उनका चंद्रो देवी से पूछताछ करने से हमें उनके चाची (देवकी) और उनके मायके के बारे में थोड़ा बहुत पता चला और चंद्रो देवी लाजो काकी और हमारी गैंगस्टर दादी (देवकी) के पहचान और संबंध कैसे बने उसके बारे अपनी अनभिंग्यता दर्शाना इस बात जैसे हजम नही हो रही है
...खैर अफीम खान छक्के छुड़ाने का दृश्य प्रभु विष्णु वर्धन के साथ ऑफिसर नरेंद्र शर्मा की देखने में मजा बहुत आएगा....अगले अपडेट के प्रतीक्षा में...
aise na karo munivar kaat ke haath mein de doge toh khud ka kaam kaise chalega........ achha sorry...
khoobsurat update Enigma bhai
piddi ki toh daadi ne bade araam se faad di bina jyada hulla gulla kiye
Favourite part of the update. Ye to aapne bouncer hi maar diya Enigma bhai. Inder to apna policewala gunda nikla
Enigma bhai aapka hint bhi itna encripted hota hai ki hamara nanha dimaag samajh hi nahin pata hai
Gajabbb Update tha broooo ❤❤❤
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Eh time 11 da ta fir v thik hai g, oh time yaad hai jad 1 vaje tak v jaagde c..
Waiting next update . . .
wese update ke sath hi nimbu-pani ki recipe bhi chahiye jeere wali
Update page number 3247 par post kar diya hai dosto. Garmi bahot hai aur bijli ke lambe cut musibat jyada badha rahe. Ghar me rahe aur apna dhyaan rakhiye. Mausam ka ye badlaav prabhavit kar sakta.
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सब भगवान को अपने पाले में कर रहे हो भाई, रावण को मारने के लिऐ । बहुत ही जबरदस्त अपडेट है । अगले अपडेट का समय नही बताया आज आपने ?
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