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Babita aur Muskaan ko liye Arjun khamoshi se chala ja raha tha. Wo dono pichli seat par baithi thi aur Muskaan ko bhi bura lag raha tha Arjun ka yu khamosh rehna. Babita ne he baaton ka silsila shuru kiya jaisa wo jyada chup reh he nahi sakti thi.
"Tere jija se pehli bar khali haath milega Arjun?", Arjun ne ye baat sunkar aaine se piche dekha jaha Babita ka wo gol khoobsurat chehra aur halki si laal bhari hui maang usko aur bhi aakarshak banati thi. Chehre par har waqt ye chamak rehne lagi thi jiski wajah shaadi se jyada Arjun ka pyaar tha.
"Sorry, bhool gaya tha ke hum jaha ja rahe hai ab waha jija ji bhi honge. Koyi baat nahi main wo agle turn se he shehar ki taraf le leta hu.", Arjun bas gaanv wali sadak par pahuchne he wala tha. Muskaan bhi soch rahi thi ki Babita ke mann me aakhir chal kya raha hai.
"Na na. Waha jaane ki load na hai aur Golu abhi jyadatar bister pe he rehta hai. Thoda bahot tehalta bhi hai toh shaam ko yaar dost milne aate hai toh bahar aangan me jamghat laga lete hai. Wo ulte hath ki taraf theka hai tere aur gaadi thodi aage rok ke udhar se kala kutta le liyo. Jaat khush ho je ga dekh ke."
"Ye kala kutta sharab ki dukaan pe?"
"Idiot, black dog whiskey ki bottle. Bijender ko bhi gift me mili thi byaah me toh maine haveli pe dekhi. Golu jabse ghar aaya hai, 2-3 peg lagane laga hai shaam ko. Desi aadmi videsi dekh ke ghana he khush hoye kare hai kyonki desi toh har time mil jaye hai. Le paise leta ja.", Babita ne hairaan pareshan Arjun ko 500 ke 2 note dete hue kaha lekin Arjun ne mana karte hue apna purse uthaya aur car se utar kar 20 kadam peeche us sharaab ki duakaan ki taraf chal diya.
'Bas yahi baaki tha karna ab. Aaj pehli bar sharab le raha hu wo bhi gift me dene ke liye.', Yaha 2 dukane thi ek sath: "Desi Sharaab ka Theka" or "Angrezi theka/thandi beer bhi milti hai", Arjun bade dhyaan se dekhne laga aur desi wale par atchi khaasi bheed dekh kar uske bagal wale par chal diya jo lagbhag khaali he tha.
"Ek Black dog whiskey ki bottle. Lifafe me daal dena agar hai toh.", Arjun ko ghabrahat ho rahi thi aur wo har taraf dhyaan de raha tha ke kahi koyi usko dekh toh nahi raha. Theke wala wo patla sa adhed aise ghoor raha tha jaise Arjun ne uski kidney maang li ho. Laal aankhen jaise wo grahak na hone ki wajah se har bottle se thoda thoda chakh raha ho.
"850 rupaye. Naya naya hai ke?", Bade josh se wo gatte ke dibbe me band bottle counter par rakhte hue usne Arjun ko ghoor ke poocha. Arjun ne batue se 1000 saamne rakhte hue bottle utha li. Wo samajh gaya tha ke yaha lifafa nahi milta.
"Kyn naye grahak ko lifafa nahi dete kya? Shehar se aur ye XXXX gaanv ja raha hu apne jija se milne, unke liye he li hai ye.", Arjun ki baat sunn kar wo vyakti dil se muskuraya aur bottle wapis lete hue akhbaar pe lapet kar ek khaas plastic me daal di.
"Dekh ke he pata lage hai ke tu daaru na peeta isliye pooch liya. Aur shayad pehli baar sharab lene aaya hai toh ek pate ke baat bata deta hu. Theko pe lifafe, momjaame na milte aur na maangne chahiye. Ye le tera bakaya 150 aur ye tash ki gaddi iske sath mufat.", Aadmi ne counter ke niche se waisa he taash ka packet nikaal kar diya jaisi tasvir bottle ke dibbe par bani thi. Arjun bhi ab muskuraya aur hath mila kar dhanyawaad karta hua wapis laut chala.
"Ye aap he pakdo.", Car me baithte he Arjun ne bottle wala packet piche Babita ko pakda diya jo usme dekhne lagi aur fir taash ki gaddi hath me leke muskurayi.
"Tu toh sirf theke jaane se he khush ho gaya re khaagad. Log daaru pee ke khush hote hai.. hahaha.. waise ek aur kahawat hai gaanv-dehat me. Daaru aur bajaru ki ijjatt nahi hoti lekin mard dono pe marta hai.", Babita ne car ke chalte sath he packet apne aur Muskaan ke beech rakh liya.
"Pata nahi ye kahawat kitni thik hai lekin maine suna hai ki sharaab ke sath taash, ghar ka satyanash.", Arjun ne aage is choti si saaf sadak pe dhyaan dete hue aise kaha tha aur ab Muskaan pehli baar boli thi.
"Ye bhi thik kaha Arjun ji aapne. Duniya jaanti hai Paandav jue me tabhi sabkuch haare the jab wo sath me madira pee rahe the. Hain toh dono he kaam galat lekin fitratan inse koyi bhi bachta nahi. Tum jara in dono se dur he rehna.", Arjun thoda hairaan hua lekin fir aaina thoda thik karte hue Muskaan ko dekha toh uski saadgi aur wo aankhen jo uspe he kendrit thi, unhe dekh dil me sukoon sa panap utha. Alag he pyaar tha Muskaan ka jisne kabhi itcha he nahi jataai thi Arjun se aur aaj bhi wo khamosh tabiyat thi bina kisi shikve ke.
"Bas kar meri behan ko ghoorna. Mil liyo atche se waha ghar pe aur ye toh itni der se bas intjaar he kar rahi thi ke tu kab iske upar dhyaan de. Jo ho raha hai uska mujhe bhi nahi pata ke wo sahi hai ya galat kyonki galat kahungi toh fir khud ko dekh na sakungi aur sahi kahungi toh tum dono ke liye bura lagega.", Babita ne itni gehri baat keh di thi ki Muskaan ne uska hath he daba diya, thoda jor se. Aur Arjun khamosh ho kar fir se saamne dekhne laga.
"Dekho is baat par jyada mat socho. Hum dost hai aur dosti me koyi bandhan nahi hota. Babita didi jaisa soch rahi hai main us par kya kahu lekin jab aap khush ho toh fir sab thik hai. Galat tab hoga jab tum khud pachtava karo aur agar meri dosti se tumhe pachtava hua toh fir kuch bachta he nahi.", Muskaan ne jaise baat apne dil par he le li thi aur Arjun ne gaanv se 5-6 kilometer pehle he car ek taraf rok di.
"Aage aao tum, yaha meri bagal me. Aur inhe baithne do apne sahi galat ke vicharo ke sath.", Arjun ne Babita par majaakiya tanj karte hue kaha jo jhoothe gussse se usko dekhne lagi lekin Muskaan ka hath Arjun dwara pakadne par wo bhi khilkhila uthi.
"Ja meri kabootari, baith ja iski bagal me. Waise bhi driver jaisi feeling aa rahi hogi bechare ko itni der se.", Muskaan thoda sharmati hui pichli seat se utar kar ab Arjun ki bagal me aa baithi thi. Car chalte he Arjun ne Muskaan ka wo naajuk naram hath apni hatheli me lete hue ungliyon ke beech ungliyan fansa li. Muskaan shishe se bahar dekhti hui sharma bhi rahi thi aur khushi se uske gaal laal bhi hone lage the. Babita khush thi ki chahe kuch pal he sahi lekin jab aap kisi ko uske hone aur itne khaas hone ka ehsaas karwate ho toh ye lamhe jiwan bhar yaad rehte hai.
"Ek maje ki baat batati hu tum dono ko.", Babita ne aise he lamho ke beech kuch sanjha karne ka socha.
"Haan jarur. Waise bhi aapko toh sunn kar he maja aata hai aur ab toh jaise sachmuch kuch majedar he batane wali ho lagta hai.", Arjun ne Muskaan ki taraf wala AC ka band dhakkan kholte hue thandi hawa uske chehre ki taraf karne ke sath he ek baar aaine me peeche sadak par dhyaan dia. Dur dur tak viraan thi lekin sadak saaf-suthri.
"Maa ka toh sabko he pata hai lekin mere baapu bhi bahot he lambe-chaude the. Saare kasbe aur aaspas ke gaanv me naam tha Fateh Singh ka, badmashi me bhi aur gusse me bhi. Lekin jab baapu kabhi maa ke saamne aaya karte toh Sushila ji kehke baat karte the, wo bi najre jhuka ke. Hahaha..", Babita ke hansne se uske khoobsurat chehre aur damakte eksaar daanto ko dekh Arjun bhi chehak utha. Muskaan bhi hans rahi thi mand mand aur is baar usne khud he Arjun ka hath thaam liya tha.
"Matlab jo vyakti aaspas itna naamchin tha wo biwi ke saamne bebas.. Kya baat hai? Waise bua itni bhi khatarnaak nahi hai.", Arjun haule haule Muskaan ke hath ko sehlata hua baat bhi kar raha tha. Ye dotarfa dhyaan wahi rakh raha tha bas.
"Arre tu na jaanta fer sahi se maa ko Arjun. Main tab 7-8 baras ki aur faag ke din daadi wali haveli me khoob hudd-dang macha hua tha. Rang-gulaal, paani, korde sab chal rahe the bhabhi-devar wale us khel me. Guddi kaaki choti bhabhi thi aur usko sabhi rang rahe the ya fir daadi (Chandro) bahot maahir thi devar kootne me aur khelti bhi bahot thi. Unki nanad aur jija aaye hue the or aangan me ful dhol ke sath ho halla macha tha. Bijender bhi chota tha aur Sudarshan toh dada ke sath he goad chadha rehta tha jo khelte na the, bas thoda gulaal ka tilak lagwa liya ya jyada se jyada gaal pe.", Arjun ka ekake dhyaan Babita ki baat par kuch gehra he chala gaya.
"Atcha fir?", Arjun ne abhi suna tha ki Chandro Devi ki Nanad aur jija. Matlab Sombir Singh ki behan bhi thi jiska aaj se pehle usko pata he na tha.
"Hahaha.. Papa ka ek dost tha jo pehle toh Guddi kaaki ke sath holi khela, fir aas-pados ki jo bhabhi aayi hoyi thi unke sath. Fer uski najar padi meri maa pe jo saaf-suthri in sabse thodi dur khaat pe baithi nashta kar rahi thi. Us aadmi ne bina soche samjhe maa ke chehre par pakka rang laga diya aur fer wo waise he jameen pe gira jaise aaj ghar ke bahar wo chhora tune giraya tha. Hahaha.. Ek baar toh sara he khel ruk gaya tha aangan me aur baapu ki toh himmat bhi na hui ke apna dost ja ke utha le. Wo aadmi jaise taise khada hua aur maa ko gusse me dekhne laga."
"Fer aapke papa beech me naa aaye?"
"Arre unki itni majaal he na thi. Maa ne uska girebaan pakad ke bas itna kaha tha, 'Hath kaat ke bahar fenk dungi je aainda mere dhore bhi lakhaya.' Aur itni tame me dada daude aaye waha aur us aadmi ko ek taraf karte hue meri maa se bole ke beta thoda lihaaj bhi kare kar. Bhanji byaah raakhi hai damaad ji ke apni. Lekin dada bhi unchi awaaj me na bola tha maa se. Maa ne dekhya ke main darr gayi hu toh fer mooh saaf karke manne utha ke chhaat pe chali aayi. Raat baapu ne daaru pee ke kitni baar maafi maangi hongi lekin maa ne saaf keh diya ke hosh me baat kariyo kaal savere. Baapu ne ek hafta lagya fer sofi baat karke maafi maangan me.", Babita bhi us samay ko yaad karke ajeeb si dikh rahi thi.
"Aap miss karti ho apne papa ko? Karti he hogi kyonki ek pita apni beti ka sabkuch hota hai. Aur utna he prem pita ke dil me beti ke prati kyonki wo uski rajkumari jo hoti hai.", Arjun ne baat kehne ke sath Muskaan ko dekha jo is baat se ittefaaq rakhti thi jaise. Lekin Babita ke chehre par alag he bhaav ubhar aaye.
"Na Arjun aisa toh kabhi na laga. Ladki chahe gareeb ghar me paida ho ya chaudhary ke kunbe me, usko laad karne wale jyada na hote the. Meri maa, guddi kaaki aur daadi he thi jinhone meri parwah ki. Ek wo kameeni Sheela thi us time, jisne rahi sahi aag laga ke rakh di thi hanste khelte pariwar me. Lekin meri maa ne kabhi ehsaas tak na hone diya ke main koyi bojh hu aur koyi mujhe pasand ni karta.", Babita abhi bhi muskura rahi thi.
"Didi ye naam toh maine bhi kahi suna hai. Sheela Devi..!!", Muskaan ne sawaal kiya tha lekin Arjun ne baat beech me kaat kar apna sawaal pooch liya.
"Wo aapne kaha tha ke bua ne jiske thappad mara tha wo aapki bua daadi ka damaad tha. Kaun tha wo aadmi? Aap jaanti ho kya usko?", Ab gaanv ki taraf jaane wali us sadak par car utar chuki thi.
"Haan, Megraaj naam hain uska lekin uske pariwar se koyi lena dena nahi ab apna. Wo log Delhi se aage XXXX shehar me bas gaye the aur abhi udhar he unka transport ka kaam hai jo 2 bete sambhalte hai aur wo khud koyi parshad hai ya pata nahi waisa he kuch. Aakhir baar wo tabhi aaye the haweli jab dada ji ka dehant hua tha. Daadi-Bua jarur idhar naani se baat karti thi piche koyi 8-9 saal pehle toh bas itna he pata hai. Baaki tum Sanjay mama se baat kar sakte ho. Lo ji aa gaya gaanv aur shaam bhi hone lagi hai.", Baaton me he waqt jaldi gujar gaya tha aur Arjun sab gussa bhula kar ab fir se sehaj tha.
"Tumhe andar wali haveli chhodna hai kya?", Arjun ne aage jaane se pehle Muskaan se pucha.
"Kyun? Main toh idhar he rehti hu didi ke sath. Abhi idhar jyada log bhi nahi rehte toh main khaali time araam se padhti bhi hu aur didi ke sath time bhi bitati hu.", Us shuruwaat ki badi haveli ki taraf kache raste par car utarte hue Arjun ne sar hilaya. Jagah kuch jyada he saaf suthri ho chuki thi. Na koyi jhaad the aur na he mitti. Haveli ka bada gate thoda khula tha aur Muskaan ne utar kar wo poora khol diya car ke liye. Andar eent ke bane aangan me ek taraf 4-5 log baithe the aur 2 ne Muskaan ko thoda sa khushi se dekh jabki Muskaan ne unhe koyi tavajjo na di. Babita ki taraf ka darwaja khol kar Arjun ne wo packet liya aur fir Babita ke utarne ke baad gaadi band kar di.
"Ram ram bhabhi.", 4 yuvako ne ye ek sath kaha tha aur ab Babita ke sar pe dupatta tha, sirf baal dhakne tak. Wo yuvak dekhne se he hatte-katte aur Golu ke khaas dost lag rahe the.
"Ram ram ji. Laage hai mefil jamaye baithe ho? Arjun mil le tere jija se aur ye unke dost hai.", Arjun ne dhyaan diya toh Golu ne khushi se usko dekha. Kande par sooti angocha tha aur kamar par poore ghraav liye dher saari pattiyan. Golu ek araam kursi par baitha tha jabki aangan se dusri taraf rasoi me shayad kaamwali kuch bana rahi thi.
"Namastey jija ji. Ye aapke liye meri taraf se chhoti si bhent.", Arjun ne un chaar yuvako ko najar andaaj karte hue packet Golu ko saunpte hue hath jodd kar abhivaadan kiya.
"Re jija ke toh paanv pe sar jhuakye kare hai. Shehar me sikhaya koni ke?", Ek majboot sa khichdi daadhi wala yuvak thode maje me aisa bola tha lekin chehra raub sa banata hua. Golu ne usko aankh dikhai lekin der toh ho he chuki thi. Arjun jhukne he laga tha ki Babita ne sabke saamne uska kandha pakad kar aisa karne na diya.
"Deepe, tu kade jhukya ke mere jooti pe? Arr nyu na samajhiye ke yu Bijender se ghaat hai. Tu baith 5 minute Arjun, main latte (kapde) badal ke aau hu. Chaal Muskaan, tu bhi hath mooh dho le.", Babita ne Arjun ko wahi rakhi ek khali kursi par baithne ko kaha aur fir seedha galiyare se pichli taraf chali gayi. Kamre ka rasta toh idhar se bhi tha lekin wo wahi se gayi.
"Ye mere dost hai Arjun, bachpan se he sath hai lekin tujhe nahi jaante. Sorry aaj aa na saka kyonki abhi thoda parhej hai chalne me lekin byaah pe jarur rahunga. Ye Kuldeep hai, ye Anil jisko neelu bhi bulate hai. Ye pahaad jaisa jaanwar hai Balsharan urf Balli aur ye moohfatt hai Deepa. Apne sath he akhaade me the aur Bijender ke bhi dost hai.", Arjun ne sabhi se hath milakar mulakaat ki thi aur Deepa thoda naraaj sa laga.
"Bhaiya, Babita didi na aisi he hai bol-baani se toh unki baat ka bura na maano. Main isliye nahi jhuka tha kyonki inke ghutne par bhi chot hai aur kamar me bhi. Hilte toh dukhta.", Arjun ke itna spasht bolne par Balli hansne laga.
"Bhai tu bhi aendi maanas hai aur dekh gift bhi lyaya toh angrezi ki bottle. Waah re chhore. Waise tera jikar pehle bhi suna hai.", Balli ne baat shuru ki thi aur is dauraan kaamwali waha lakdi ke mej par paani ka jug, 5 gilaas aur salaad rakh gayi. Ek gilaas paani ka usne Arjun ko diya jo dhanyawad ke sath usne pakad liya. Ek 17-18 baras ki ladki jo shayad kaamwali ki he beti thi, wo baraf aur namkeen waha rakh kar waise he wapis ho gayi. Matlab saaf tha ke inka pehle se he daaru ka karykram tha.
"Yar Balli yahi hai wo jisne pehle Bijender ki karwaahi ki thi aur fer meri, Bijender ki jaan bhi bachaai. Wo raach (rakshash) tha na Bheem Singh? Uska hisaab bhi isne he karya tha us ladaai me. Chehre pe na jaaiye aur bhi bhatere kaand hai iske.", Ab Arjun waha majood har najar ka aakarshan bann chuka tha. Jeans-kameej me inse kuch alag masoom se chehre aur lambe ghunrale baalo wala ye ladka aise kaam kar chuka hoga un logo ko jaise vishwas na hua.
"Matlab tu bhai Arjun Sharma hai jo Bijender ne bataya tha wo ladka, stadium wala. Choti ki khaal isne he bhari thi matlab?", Golu ne toh bottle khol kar 5 gilaas me sharaab udelni shuru kar di thi. Arjun ne bas ishare se apne liya mana kar diya.
"Sudarshan Singh bhi bade bhai hai mere lekin us waqt pata nahi tha. Aur maine koyi jaan nahi bachai inki ya Bijender bhaiya ki, wo toh ye mujhe bachane lage the jo wo sab ho gaya.", Arjun abhi bol raha tha ki Anil ne kamre se kapde badal kar bahar nikalti hui Muskaan ko dekha jo safed salwar-kameej me ab kahi jyada he khili hui dikh rahi thi.
"Golu bhai teri saali gail setting karwa de yar. Ya toh bhav he koni deve lekin tu jija laage hai ke bera baat kar le. Sach kahu hu ya haan kar de toh 40 kille mere hisse ke iske naam karke byaah kar lunga.", Ye Kuldeep tha aur iski baat sunn kar jaha Golu thoda ghabraya wahi Arjun bas muskura diya. Muskaan ne bina kisi ki taraf dhyaan diye sharbat mila thande doodh ka bada sa gilaas Arjun ke saamne rakha aur sath he hath saaf karne ke liye safed angocha uski jaangh par rakhte hue andar chali gayi.
"Kuldeep jo kahe hai wo main bhi chahu hu bhai. Aur main toh college se paas bhi hu iske barabar jameen ke sath sath.", Ye dusra daavedar tha Anil jo gilaas me paani bharne ke sath sath ek ek baraf ka tukda bhi rakh raha tha.
"Babita ne sunn liya toh meri khaat bhi ghar se bahar jaavegi. Thoda hauli bol liya karo malango. Wa koyi bakri hai jo tum kaho aur main uski jevdi (rassi) thaare hath me de dyu ke le jao bhai.? England ki hai aur ghar-pariwar me yaha baithe saare pariwar se jyada ameer. Aankhya ne araam dyu re jhakoiyon, Babita lath maarte tame na lagaan wali. Muskaan eb kisi ne koni dekhe toh fer aap he samajh lo.", Golu ne ek baar Arjun ka gilas dekha aur fir namkeen ki plate saamne khiska di.
"Manne toh lage hai ke wo pehle he set hai bhai aur jiske set hai uske saamne toh thaam dono tiko koni. Kyun bhai Arjun, galat kahi ke?", Ye Balli tha jo har baat par dhyan de raha tha. Arjun ne thoda sharma ke najhre jhuka li aur fir doodh ka ghoont lete hue jaise najar-andaaj karne laga. Golu ab hairat se Arjun ko dekh raha tha aur Kuldeep-Anil ke chehro par mishrit bhaav the, nakaami aur jalan ke.
"Sach me aisa hai re Arjun?", Golu ne gilas takrane ke baad ek saans me he jaam nibta diya tha, baaki sabki tarah.
"Wo meri khaas dost hai jija ji aur sach kahu toh aisi sabhi baaton se dur rehni wali ladki. Padhai, basketball aur bas apne me khush. Mere sath wo thoda araam samajhti hai baaki jyada main kya he kahu.?", Arjun ne gilas ke bahari paani se geele hath angoche se saaf karte hue jawaab diya.
"Iska matlab fer kuch jugaad nahi mera? Total naa samjhu ya kuch ho sake hai chahe thoda bahot he?", Kuldeep ne ye baat jis tarah se kahi thi wo sunn kar Anil toh hansne laga lekin Arjun ke chehre ko dekh Golu ko bhaye lagne laga tha aur apne dost ko dekh Balli aur Deepa bhi un dono ko shaant rehne ka ishara karne lage. Anil iske ulat aage bol gaya.
"Baat toh jama sahi kahi bhai Kullu. Je byaah na ho sakta aur yo Arjun bhi dost hai toh fer dost ki saali satti naram-garam toh ho he sake hai.? Kyun bhai Arjun, tanne bura toh na laag raha?", Wo dhitaai se bottle gilaaso me udelta hua Arjun ko kutli muskaan se dekh raha tha lekin saamne se ek sard muskaan ne jaise uski hansi wahi rok di.
"Ab majaak toh jija saali ka hota hai Anil ji, kunbe aur mohalle ka nahi. Rahi baat naram-garam wali toh uska aisa hai ki paani se naram kuch nahi aur sharaab se garam bhi. Dono pehle se he aapke pas hai. Jiske liye aap aise vichaar rakh rahe ho wo bas abhi tak the. Aainda is ghar me aao toh ye yaad rakhna ki aapke dost ka ghar hai jaha majood sabhi logo ko ijjatt dena aapka kartavya.", Arjun ne lehja fir bhi naram he rakha tha aur Babita kapde badal kar idhar chali aayi. Ek baar ko toh mudda yahi ruk gaya tha charcha ka.
"Ghar pe bata diya hai ke tu thodi der rukega yaha. Paune 6 hue hai toh araam se 7-8 baje nikaliyo. Main jara rasoi ka kaam samjha du aur tera yaha dil na lage toh Muskaan ke pas baith ja, computer laga hai uske kamre me bas internet nahi hai.", Babita ne doodh ka gilaas khud he uthaya tha 2-2 kaamwali hote hue bhi. Dheele se kurte me bhi uska jism ka wo khaas ubhaar kasa hua tha. Uske jaate he Anil dhimi awaaj me hansne laga.
"Tu toh yaar koyi moda (sadhu) laage hai. Matlab kartavya, vichaar, ijjatt.. Apne yaha toh saajha hota sabkuch."
"Tumhari behan hai kya ghar me?", Arjun ne ekaek uski hansi par viraam laga diya. Golu gilaas aadha pee kar thoda ghabrahat se dono ko dekhne laga tha. Anil ke sath sath Deepak aur Kuldeep ke chehre par bhi gusse ke bhaav ubhar aaye.
"Itne me he ho gaya na para high? Jab bolte ho toh soch ke bolna chahiye kyonki ghoom kar samay tumhari taraf bhi aa sakta hai. Ek baat tum teeno he sunn lena kaan khol ke, jis tarah abhi tum log gussa dikha rahe ho is se jyada main apne andar roke hua hu itni der se. Bahar nikal aaya toh yahi patak ke tab tak dhulaai karunga jab tak aangan ki har eent laal na ho jaaye. Ye dost hai saale? Maaf karna Golu jija ji, sharaab peeni hai toh request he karunga ki bagal wale nohre me mehfil lagaya karo, koyi unch neech ho gayi toh bewajh aap buraai loge apne sar. Apne ghar ke maa-beti pe koyi ni sunta lekin dusro ki dekh kar jawaani chalange maarti hai.", Arjun bade araam se uth kar pehle Babita ki taraf gaya aur fir 2 kamre paar karke aakhir wale me jaha Muskaan bister pe tek lagaye jaise uska he intjaar kar rahi thi.
'Band kar do darwaja. Koyi nahi aane wala ab idhar aur tumhara gussa dekho main kaise dur karti hu.', Muskaan ki muskaan ne pal me he Arjun ko naram kar diya tha. Lekin bahar abhi mahol thoda garam ho chuka tha.
"Dekh bhai Golu, baat 16 aane khari hai ladke ki. Bagal me itna bada ghera (plot) khaali hai, hukka hai, chulha bhi aur baithank khatir takhat kursi sabkuch. Fer neem ki chhaya me alag he maja. Ghar me 4 ladies hai jinke saamne yu sab thik koni.", Balsharan ne apni baat rakhte hue kaha. Wo sachmuch sharir ke sath sath dil aur dimag se bhi bada tha.
"Ya toh galti hai bhai lekin pehle koyi hoya na karta isliye baithne lage the. Lekin ladka ghana bol gaya jo thik baat koni. Khair kaal adda bagal me he lagawange.", Deepe ne jaam khaali kiya aur 6 bajte dekh sabhi se kal milne ka bol kar nikal gaya.
"Ghana? Wo toh yu bhi na sochya ke hum uske jija ke dost hai. Golu bhai, baat sharaab wali koni lekin thoda bade chhote ka khayal rakhna chahiye. Arjun ne teri jaan bachaai toh upkaar ho gaya lekin nyu beijatti karna kaunsa sahi hai? Jamindari apni bhi hai aur 8 saal akhaade me bhi lagaye hai. Yu baat koyi aur kehta toh mitti me daab deta.", Anil ne turant 4 gilaas fir se banaye aur apna gilaas ek saans me gale se niche utaar kar salaad chabane laga. Balli muskura raha tha naa me gardan hilata hua aur Golu bhi ab kuch sehaj tha kyonki Balsharan Arjun ki baat se sehmat tha aur Arjun ne jo bhi kaha tha wo udaharan ke sath kaha tha.
"Dekho bhai Anil aur Kullu, baat yahi khatam karo aur abse nohre me he baitha karenge wo bhi ek din chhod ke. Rahi baat Arjun ne jyada bola ya kam aur bura laga toh bhai khud bhi socho ki langot baandne wala vyakti byaah ki baat kare toh maani bhi jaaye. Lekin tum dono ne jo chutiya baat kari thi naram-garam wali matlab ladki ke sath sirf jismani chahat wali toh ye kaha se sahi hui? Wo jo bol ke gaya hai waisa kar bhi dega aur main toh kya Balli bhi na bacha sakega kyonki Sudarshan Choti aur uske wo 4 badmash aise the jinke saamne hum sabki naad (gardan) nichi rehti thi chahe fer Bijender bhi kyun na ho. Ye akela unhe lagbhag maut de chuka tha, Vikas se bhi pooch liyo. Saali hai lekin behan jaisi isliye thoda toh maryada me rehna he padega.", Golu ne baat 2 took na kehte hue samajhdari se kari. Dono he yuvak apni apni jagah se uth khade hue.
"Chal bhai Golu, galti mahari bhi hai aur uski bhi. Baat yahi khatam aur fer agar baithange toh nohre me he sahi.", Kuldeep itna bol kar dono se hath milate hue Anil ke sath yaha se chal diya. Anil abhi bhi kuch ukhda hua tha kyonki wo Arjun dwara behan wali baat ko dil pe le chuka tha aur usne ek baar bhi baaki baat samajhne ki jehmat na uthaai. Balsharan thoda gurde wala aur shaant tabiyat vyakti tha jiski Golu ke sath andruni dosti thi.
"Bhabhi, daal ki ek katori diyo jara.", Usne dono ke sahi se jaam banate hue Babita se kaha jo kaamwali se sabji katwa rahi thi.
"Lyaai Balli bhai aur thodi kakdi gantha (pyaaj) kaat diyu ke?", Babita ne andar se he poocha tha. Aur iska saaf matlab tha ki Balsharan ki wo bhi ijjatt karti thi.
"Na pada hai aur guddi ke hath bhijwa do. Bas iske baad aap kar lo apna kaam.", Balli aur Babita ki baatein sunn kar Golu ka bhi mann ab behtar tha. Aur haveli ke us aakhiri kamre me Muskaan tabiyat se Arjun ka gussa khatam karne me jutt chuki thi. Sirf salwar pehne wo uski goad me baithi hui apne gore sudol stann Arjun ke mooh me diye sisakti hui uska sar sehla rahi thi. Inhe koyi matlab na tha ke bahar kya chal raha hai aur kyun.
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Udhar se 2 ghante aage ka haal.
"Are Walia ji, bahot kukkad kukkad karte rehte ho, aaj aapko Ahuna mutton khilate hai aur aapki favourite safed machli. Kya haal hai Joginder paah ji.?", Community Center bahar se utna saja na tha jitni chehal pehal yaha andar ke 2 bade bade hall me thi. Kisi ki bhi ummeed se itar yaha par bakayda Delhi se madhushala chalane wale bulwaye gaye the. Karine se 3 jagah 4-4 sofa aur unke beech badi table saji thi. 20 feet lambe bar ke saamne 20x20 ka he naachne ke liye manch laga tha lekin filhal sirf dhima sangeet vatavaran ko alag he khushnuma ehsaas de raha tha.
Yaha sabse pehle pahuche the Shankar, Inder, Umed, Daleep, Dharampal aur Rajesh. Sab tayaari dekhne ke baad thik 8 baje he mehmaan aane lage the aur Walia ji ke sath Coach Joginder ji bhi padhare jinse Rajkumar ji ke baad baaki sabhi gale lag kar mile. Param, Mehul, Bhupinder bhi tayaar ho kar pahuche jinke sath kuch aur bhi Shankar ji ke sehkarmi thi. Hari jhilmil saree aur laal damakte blouse me baar baalaye sabhi mehmano ka phulo se swagat karti hui unhe un sofo ki taraf le chali.
"Shankar yar, shukar hai tumne bahar itna ujala nahi karwaya jitna andar hai. Kasam se income tax wale hum sabko daboch lete. Hahaha.", Walia ji toh hairaan the ki ye kaisi choti si daari party jisme laakho ka kharcha kar diya hai. Aise he bhaav baaki sabhi ke the jo bas aupcharikta samajh kar aaye the.
"Sardar ji, Shankar ne na kiya ye sab. Wo toh apna Gajju kisi neta se mila tha Delhi me aur usne gift me ye party arrange karwa di. Hamare pas toh aapko bhi pata hai ke hisaab ke gine chune paise hote hai.", Narinder aadatan yaha bhi maskhari karne laga tha aur wo jaankar Walia ji bhi uski peeth par thappad lagate hue haste hue gale lag gaye.
"Bhai jiski party hai wo toh najar nahi aa raha. Oh bhai yaha toh ye dono sitare bhi maujood hai department ke.", Rajesh aur Daleep bhi ye sunn kar unse aa kar aupcharikta se milne lage the lekin unhe bhi wahi samman dete hue Joginder ji aur Walia ji ne gale lagaya. Ek taraf 15 se jyada stall par shakahaar-mansahaar sabke saamne he pak raha tha. Salakho me paneer, gobhi, murga, mutton aur machli ke sath jaane kya kya tha lekin dono hisse alag alag the ek dusre se.
"Lo bhai jisko yaad kiya wo bhi aa gaya aur jara mandali bhi dekho.", Rajkumar ji ne apne bete ke andar aate he usko sabse milwana shuru kiya. Sanjiv ke sath Vikas, Bijender, Lucky, Deepak, Malhotra ji ka beta aur or bhi takriban 12-13 yuvak aaye the. Hall me ab bharpoor ronak hone lagi thi 40-50 logo ke hone se. Sanjiv ko guldasto ke sath sath jaane kya kya upahar diye ja rahe the aur phir wo waqt bhi aaya jab khud Rajkumar ji ne gaana chalate hue yuvak se mic liya aur aaj pehli bar wo itne logo me khul kar kuch kehne wale the.
Wo us jagmag naachne wale manch ki light band karwate hue thik beech me aa khade hue toh darwaje se bhitar aate Tejpal urf Bittu ke sath Kundanlal ji aur Sohanlal ji ko dekh kuch waqt ruk gaye. Jo yuva mandali thi unhone khud ko ek taraf kar liya tha aur baaki sab bhi inhe dekh apni jagah se uth khade hue. Madira ka daur abhi shuru karne se roka hua tha.
"Mike tum baad me pakadna Raju beta. Aaj ki mehfil koyi aur shuru karne wala hai.", Kundanlal ji toh bade maje se ek taraf ke 4 khaali sofo me se ek par virajmaan ho gaye. Hall me Dharamvir Sangwan ji ke sath Krishneshwar, Col sahab, Aacharya ji, Malhotra ji, IG Kapoor, DIG Nirmal Singh, Rtd SP Gill, Chandrakant ka ye prabhavi samooh aaya toh laga jaise hall ke wo asankhya jagmag battiyan bhi inki chamak ke aage adhuri hai. Hall me tagdi khamoshi chaa chuki thi in diggajjo ko dekh lekin 6-7 baar bala aur waiter badi chapalta se sabko seat dikhate hue thanda pani aur juice pesh kar rahe the.
"Fir toh mujhe lagta hai ki Sangwan chacha ji ya Aacharya ji aap he is mangal kaam ko shuru kare.", Ab Rajkumar ji ko toh pata bhi na tha ke ye kaam mangal hota hai ya kuch aur lekin unki halat par poore haal me hansi ke thahaake goonj uthe the. Taaliyan bajne lagi thi ki Sangwan ji ya Aacharya ji 2 shabd kahe lekin Dharamvir Sangwan ji ne khade ho kar hath se sabko shant rehne ka kaha. Balbir bhi yaha maujood tha jo Vikas ke kaan me kuch kehta hua hans raha tha.
"Aisa hai bhai, ab sab jawaan log jab eksath yaha shagal mele me pahuch he gaye hai toh fir jo ek do log baaki hai unko bhi aane do. Atcha rahega ki humse pehle humse bade he kuch baat keh de.", Ab Sangwan ji ne apne se bhi bada kaha toh Inder ka matha thanka lekin usko toh yakeen tha ke aisa ho he nahi sakta.
"Kaun Bhajan mama aa rahe hai kya?", Shankar ne masti me aisa kaha tha aur udhar darwaje se andar daakhil hue Hasmukh mama aur Kashyap ji. Jinke peeche he Sanjiv ke 2 aur dost the.
"Shankar beta, ab tere mama se toh main bada hu. Haan mere bade bhai sahab bhi hai aur lo ji wo bhi aa gaye apne paute ke nimantran par.", Idhar in sabki fatt chuki thi baat aur vyakti ki samajhte he. Pandit Rameshwar Sharma ji safed kurte pyjame me apni poori aabha ke sath padhare the aur unke sath he aaya tha unka chhota pauta Arjun.
'Oh Behanchod, lag gaye be apne sabke toh. Baapu he aa gaya daaru ki mehfil me. Ab hoga pravachan.", Shankar toh dubakne ki nakaam koshish kar raha tha aur waisa he haal baaki sabka tha jo humumar the. Pandit ji ne sabka he hath jodd kar abhivadan kiya aur Arjun ko wahi peeche ek kursi par baithne ka ishara karke aage badh chale. Sanjiv bhi najre jhukaye tha kyonki usne toh bhanak tak na lagne di thi apne dada ko. Aur Pandit ji usko he hath pakad kar apne sath manch ki aur le chale. Mike Rajkumar se lete hue unhone sabki taraf thoda narajgi se dekh.
"Bhai itna sannatta kyun hai? Aisa sholay me tha na ek dialogue.?", Is baat par he unki bujurg yuva mandli thahaka maar kar hansne lagi aur Pandit ji bhi.
"Arre maaf karna wo aisa hai ki humko nimantran nahi mila tha lekin ghuspeth ki purani aadat hai toh apni team ko liye jabardasti aa pahuche.", Ek baar fir se hansi ka shor goonja aur is baar unke sath ghar ke ladko ko chhod baaki sabhi the.
"Ye Raju, bachpan se he khamosh tabiyat hai lekin Shankar, Umed aur Narinder ne isko sharaab peeni toh sikha di par bolna na sikha paaye. Haan toh main sahi keh raha hu na maa ke laadle?", Rameshwar ji ne idhar Inder ko sabke saamne lapet kar bata diya the ke wo uske baap hai. Inder toh khisiya gaya tha aur Shankar ki baaju pakad kar najre churane laga.
"Aap sabhi yaha padhare toh is sabki wajah hai ye pyaali ya pyala jo bhi kaho. Ab jiwan me jab aap kabhi dost na bana paao toh akele kabhi kisi theke par baith jana pavva le kar. Bahar nikloge toh mann halka ho chuka hoga 2-3 anjaan dosto ke sath. Somras, madira, sharaab buraai nahi hai jab ye shagal mele me prayog ho. Hamare bacho ke itne mitra aur shubchintak dekh hum khudko dekhte hai ke bhai ye toh bahot bhari galti ho gayi. Lekin galti sudharne aa gaye hum aaj. Ye hai hamara laayak bacha Sanjiv, bachpan me isko kabhi jiva toh kabi kaalu bula dete the toh gussa ho jata tha. Aaj ye honhar aur kaabil yuvak ban chuka hai jiski khud ki ek majboot pehchan hai. Dharamvir bhai sahab barso se surgeon hai aur unki chhaya me hajaro doctor bane. Walia mera beta he hai aur aaj tak kabhi kisi case me vifal nahi raha. Bahot bada naam hai apne department me. Bijender mera pauta, pehalwan hai, Vikas bhi. Inke coach khud rashtriya pratibha aur dronacharya hai. Sabme kuch bhi ek jaisa nahi hai lekin aaj sab ek sath hai. Kyun?"
"Sharaab uncle ji.",Ye tha apna Balbir aadatan bol he gaya.
"Waah mere laadle tu hai toh 5 foot ka lekin gyaan bahot hai. Hahaha.. Sahi kaha is bete ne ki sabhi ekatrit hai aur sabme ek shauk samaan hai. Jyada waqt na barbaad karte hue main apne paute Sanjiv ko jiwan ke us naye kshann ki dhero shubkamnaye deta hu jisme aane wale samay me wo ek pati, pita aur aage aisa he jimmewar insaan barkraar rahe. Ye hamare paute ke naye jiwan ki khushi me.", Bar bala ko apne pas bula kar Aacharya ji ne samjha diya tha ke kya karna hai. Wo tray me ek gilas uchit sharaab ka bana kar Pandit ji ke kareeb aa khadi hui. Wahi gilaas sabko dikhate hue Rameshwar ji ne Sanjiv ke labo se laga diya. Fir se tray me rakh kar apne paute ko gale lagaya toh ab taaliyon ke shor se poora hall goonj utha. Inder toh sofe par khada ho kar seetiyan maar raha tha.
"Oye bas kar kamleya, meri panjabi bahar aayi teh tussi saare dafa ho jaane. Beh ja thalle, lagaya mawaaliyan vaang shedaai.", Rameshwar ji ne meethi jhidki lagaai thi apne bete ko jis par mahol fir se majedar ho gaya.
"Aap log is taraf apne maje karo bacho. Hum ye bagal wale hall me hamare kisse kahani batiyate hai. Sanjiv beta, mejbaan ho aur aakhir tak barkaraar rehna hai. Aur hamara angrakshak ab wapis laut sakta hai, juice naste ke baad.", Arjun ki taraf ye ishara tha Pandit ji ka jo bahot khush tha apne dada ji ke is naye pehlu ko dekh kar. Sabhi bujurg bagal wale hall me chale gaye the jinki sewa me khud Umed ne 5 waiter chetawani ke sath tainaat kiye the. Aur abhi toh jaise jinka anumaan tak na tha wo shaksh bhi padhare. Ye Raunak aur Gajendra Bhalla the jo ek baar apne surakshakarmiyo ke sath andar daakhil hue lekin fir unhe bahar jaane ka keh kar apni taraf badhte Umed aur Shankar se aadhe raste me he garamjoshi se mile.
"Bhai sahab, matlab aapne keemti samay nikaal he liya fir.?", Ye Shankar ne kaha tha aur unke he kareeb khade Arjun ko ek baar atche se dekh kar Gajendra Bhalla ne jo kaha wo sunn kar khud Shankar ka seena chauda ho gaya.
"Ehsaan karke aapne toh hume khareed he liya hai doctor sahab. Ye aapke chote janaab ne humko jo khushiya lautaai hai iski bharpaai Bhalla marte dum tak na kar sakega. Kaise ho Arjun miya?", Gajendra Bhalla ne khushi khushi apne gale ki chain Arjun ko pehnaate hue seene se lagaya tha. Aisa he Raunak ne bhi kiya jo Pandit ja ka khaas aur in sabhi se umar me bada tha.
"Waah bhai, matlab Pradesh ke is hisse me tum logo ne apni he Delhi bana di. Bahot khoob Umed aur jara hume ye bhi bata do ki Pandit ji ke darshan karne pehle jaaye ya uske liye raat bhar rukna hoga.?", Raunak ka hath abhi bhi Arjun ke kandhe par tha.
"Dada ji bhi aaye hai uncle aur wo us taraf hai apne dosto ke sath.", Arjun ne Raunak ko bataya toh Umed khud he un dono ko apne sath pehle wahi le chala jaha bujurg mandli jama thi.
"Matlab tum baaj nahi aaoge barkhurdar? Chalo aaj mere sath baitho aur sabko apna parichaya bhi do.", Shankar ji apne suputra ko hath pakad kar udhar he le chale jaha unki mitra mandli baithi thi. Arjun thoda ghabra raha tha kyonki uske pita ne kahi usko sharaab chakha di toh jaane kya ho. Is taraf wale 4 sofo par ek pe Walia, Joginder, Rajkumar the, dusre par Sangwan, Bhuppi, Gulati.. Teesre par 2 surgeon ke sath Rajesh aur ek par sirf Rajkumar ji. Dusri taraf wale 4 sofo par bhi inke he humumar the aur dono taraf mej par ab jaam lagaye ja chuke the kayi tarah ke vyanjano ke sath.
"Ye hai ji hamare pita ji ka senapati.. Hahaha..Actually he is Arjun, my youngest child and family's 9th proud. Is se pehle hamare ghar me 8 bache hai aur sabse bada Sanjiv, sabse chota ye. Jyadatar toh is se wakif honge lekin Dr Kartik aur Dr Paresh aap aaj pehli bar mile hai.", Arjun ko wo log bhi baaki sabhi ke sath prashansha se dekh rahe the.
"Beta papa jaise he ho, bas thode se jyada lambe. Hope you are not interested in medical like him.", Ye dr Paresha tha jo Shankar ji se atche se waakif tha. Is baar jaam sabhi taraf uthe aur Sanjiv ke naam par khoob kaanch takraye. Gaane fir dhimi awaaj me bajne lage the aur Shankar ji ne khud he ek waiter se juice ka gilas le kar apne bete ki taraf badhaya.
"Bhai Paresh, ye medical ke M se bhi koso dur hai aur mujhe is baat ki bahot khushi hai. Apne Sandhu sahab bhi waakif honge Arjun se aur iska mama tumhari bagal me he baitha hai jo waakif nahi hoga.", Shankar ji ki baaton me shayad apne pita ka asar tha jo hasya putt darsha rahe the.
"Sandhu kya batayega Shankar. Ye mera puttar hai jisko main tum sabse jyada jaanta hu. Galat kaha kya Arjun beta?", Walia ji ki baat par Arjun bas jhemp gaya tha.
"Chal beta tu mauj le udhar apne bhai ke sath kyonki main jaanta hu tu khush toh hai lekin maje me nahi.", Dharapal ji ne aisa kaha toh Shankar ji ne bhi ijajat di kyonki Balbir aur Vikas ke sath Sanjiv bhi Arjun ko ishara kar rahe the. Arjun sabse hath jodd kar apna gilas liye chal diya.
"Shankar yar tumhari bloodline me kuch alag hai kya? Tumhara wo bhai toh daityakar hai he upar se ye Inder aur fir tumhare sath sath ye Arjun bhi.", Dr Kartik ne ciggratte sulgaai aur itne me he table par waiter ash-tray rakh gaya.
"Kartik, bloodline ka toh pata nahi lekin sabhi ko blood se bahot lagaav hai. Hahaha...", Inke kisse bhi shuru ho chuke the aur andar ki taraf bhi bujurg mandali ke thahake goonjne shuru the. Sanjiv ka kaafila bhi usko lapet chuka tha aur dhadhad gilaas takraye ja rahe the. Abhi ye raat shuru hui thi jiske taraane gujarte waqt ke sath tej hone the.
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Us bister par ab Muskaan poori tarah madhosh si hoti hui Arjun se buri tarah lipti thi. Agal me bagal lete wo dono sab bhula kar nirantar bas hontho ko is kadar choom rahe the ki iske baad shayad Muskaan ko sooje hue hontha ka jawab dena padta. Majboot mardana hath un komal ubharo ko kabhi masalte toh kabhi madhyam akaar ke us ubhre hue lachile se kulhe ko. Muskaan ke masoom se chehre par jamaane bhar ka pyaar aur samarpan tha Arjun ke prati.
"Sorry.", Arjun thoda peeche hote hue Muskaan ke chehre par aaye baalo ko peeche karta apne nichle hath se uska chehra thaame nihaar raha tha bas.
"Koyi jarurat nahi sorry ki. Maine kabhi zidd nahi ki aur tumne kabhi jabardasti. Dekho aaj mera dil tha aur tumne bhi mujhe apne seene se lagaya. Ab bas is Muskaan ki taraf dhyaan do, silly thoughts chhod kar. Ye jo itni der se niche kood raha hai na, isko jagah dikhati hu main.", Muskaan ne apne hontho fir se Arjun ke hontho par lagate hue badi he himmat ka pradarshan kiya. Arjun rokna chahta tha lekin Muskaan ki khushi se jyada nahi. Bhari bhari maansal jaangh Arjun ke upar laate hue Muskaan ne wo lokhand sa majboot aur garam ling apne gulabi yoni kund se mila diya.
Us dehakte hue supade ko kuch pal mehsoos karne ke baad aahista se kamar ka dabaav badhaya toh halke avrodh ke baad aadha supada us chhote se chhed ko failata hua andar sama gaya. Muskaan ka jism thartharaya lekin Arjun ke kandhe ko majbooti se pakadte hue usne poori taaqat se apna sharir jaise Arjun ki taraf de mara.
"Issshhh.. aahhh...Ummm",Bas aise he dabe ghute lafz sunaai diye aur Muskaan bister par karwat ke bal leti hui ab aur jyada josh se Arjun ke honth lagbhag khaane he lagi. Bhayankar peeda ko wo bardasht kar rahi thi kyonki aadhe se jyada ling uski najuk reshmi choot ko bhend chuka tha. 2 mahine ke antraal me ye teesra he sansarg tha.
"Araam se baba, araam se. Maine kaha bhi tha ke dard hoga. Bas ab hilna nahi.", Arjun ne honth alag karte hue paseene me nahai muskaan ke maathe ko sehlate hue dono aankhon ko choom kar kaha. Halki namm aankhon se wo muskura rahi thi jaise dard Arjun ko hua ho.
"Tum na isliye ye nahi karte kyonki mujhe dard me dekh nahi sakte. Lekin aise dur hone se kya kuch alag ho jayega? Sapno me na, tum mujhe aise he apne sath chipka lete ho. Ab toh darr bhi nahi lagta toh dard kyun hone laga. Bas thoda sa toh hoga he na, itna bada hai ye. Umaahhh.",Uski baatein bhi utni he masoom thi jitni khud Muskaan. Ekdum bholi aur dil ki saaf. Arjun ab uski apne upar rakhi jaangh ko sehlata hua bade he dhime se kamar ko gati dene laga. Koyi jor ka dikhawa nahi tha aur na chahat ki aakhiri hisse ko maapna he hai. Bas un tarashe hue lachile kulho ko halka sa daba kar har dhakke ke sath Muskaan ko kareeb kar leta.
"Aahhh.. aise he bas .. Dekho.. ummm.. bahar didi aur jija ji .. hai aur hum yaha.. Arjun.. hold me..",Baat kehte kehte he Muskaan jhadne lagi thi aur Arjun ke gaal par gaal tikati wo is sukh ko apne bhitar bharne lagi thi jisme Arjun uski aatma tak bas chuka tha. Yaha Arjun bhi shaant tha jo bina mudra badle bas Muskaan ko sehlata raha. Jab fir se kamar hilne lagi toh Muskaan ne shararat se usko dekha.
"Didi ne bahot maje lene hai tumhare jaane baad.. Uff.. arre baba.. dhire na.. aahh.. Wild sex sirf hostel me.. Ummmmm.", Aise ek taang poori tarah se upar chadane par Muskaan ki geeli yoni lagbhag poora he lund andar le rahi thi aur ek-saar se dhakke bas 2-3 inch andar bahar karte. Kaamras nichle kulhe ki chiknahat se chaadar tak aane laga.
"Tum bahot pyaari ho Muskaan aur shayad kabhi aisa ho jab mujhe tumse dur jana hoga.", Arjun kuch ruka toh Muskaan usko pyaar se peeth ke bal karti hui bina alag hue Arjun ke upar aa leti. Is tarah jo baaki bacha tha wo hissa bhi Muskaan ke kaam dwaar ke antim chhor tak jaane laga. Lekin isme jara bhi vaasna na tha aur na he koyi jaldi halka ho kar alag hone ki. Arjun uski is harkat par mand mand hansne laga tha.
"Dekha, mera naam he Muskaan nahi hai. Main tumhe smile karwa deti hu. Uff.. bas ye nahi hansta kabhi.. aahh.. aur ye dur jana, paas aana jaisa abhi mat socho. Meri shaadi wahi hogi jaha Papa kahenge aur tumhari tum bata he chuke ho. aahhhhh.. aise he bas.. jitne din yaha hai mujhe bas kuch ghante ki chahat hai tumhare sath, lekin tumse koyi vaada nahi chahiye. Umm..", Muskaan bhali bhanti samajh rahi thi ki Arjun jor se nahi karne wala. Usne he apni yoni ko kaste hue poori himmat ke sath kamar tej kar di. Uttejjana Arjun ki taraf badhi toh sar utha kar usne fir se ek nipple mooh me le liya..
"Ummmm.. bache waale aaahhh... tumahare ye kaam.. har raat yaad aate hai.. araam se kaato nahi.. aahhh..", Gulabi yoni se halka safed taral behne laga tha. Gharshan abhi bhi kasaav se bhara aur utna he tej. Muskaan ke gale se paseene ki lakeer dono chucho ke beech pahuchi toh wo namkeen paani Arjun ne jeebhi firate hue niche se gardan tak saaf kar diya.
"Pata nahi kuch toh alag sa connection hai hum dono me Muskaan. Jaane kyun mujhe aisa lagta hai ki tumhare dard ki wajah main hu ya shayad tumhara dard kam kar sakta hu.", Arjun ki baat sunn kar Muskaan ki aankhon me aansu aa gaye lekin khushi bhi chehre par saaf thi.
"Main tumse dur ja kar bhi dur nahi ho sakti Arjun. Maa ka phone aaya tha kuch der pehle.. aahh.. Main 22 ko unke sath wapis ja rahi hu.. Hamesha ke liye nahi, bas July end tak. And I love you.. Shhhh.. tum kuch mat kehna..", Arjun ko chup karwa kar Muskaan thoda teji se hilne lagi aur ek baar fir wo charam prapt karti uske seene par ludhak gayi. Abhi wo khud ko sambhaal he rahi thi ki darwaje par halki dastak hone lagi.
"Main dekhta hu?", Arjun ne Muskaan ko bade araam se khud se alag kiya lekin uske khade hone se pehle Muskaan ne usko wapis bister par lita diya. Badan par chaadar lapet kar wo badi adaa se boli.
"Didi hai bahar aur darwaja khol kar main chali bathroom aur tum apne hone wale bache ki amma ko sambhalo.", Arjun jaha hairaan hone ke baad muskuraya wahi Muskaan langdati hui darwaje ki chitakni khol kar bina Babita se kuch kahe kamre me he ek taraf bane bathroom me chali gayi.
"Naha liyo kabootari aur tera darwaja bahar se band kar rahi hu.", Babita ne kamra band karne ke sath he aage chal kar Muskaan ke bathroom ka darwaja bahar se laga diya. Arjun ko ab Golu ka dhyaan aaya lekin Babita toh itminaan se usko dekhti hui apna wo dheela kameej utaar kar sirf us asadharan bra aur pajami me khadi thi. Pajami ka naada dhila karti hui wo Arjun ko hawaai chumma deti hui boli.
"Golu ki tension na le darling. Wo gaya nohre me aur ab hukka chalega ek ghanta lekin akeli meri kabootri is khaagad ko na sambhal sakti aur na tu uspe jor lagavega. 10-15 minute apni is jhotti pe bhi chadhaai kar le, doodh ka sawaal hai.", Babita ne aage badh kar turant he us akde hue moosal ko thaam liya. Muskaan ke chootras se lithda wo laal supada halke se choom kar wo Arjun ke upar aane lagi thi.
"Arre aise kaise?"
"Lubricant toh already ho chuka darling, chudaai hum bhi dekh rahe the jis tarah tum tota-maina lipat ke wo romantic sex kar rahe the. Humare sath bano junglee aur dikhao apni taakat.. aahhhh.. behanchod Golu.. Dekh asli khaagad.. aahh hhhh.", Babita ki toh ek baar saans he atak gayi thi jab dhamm se wo us gith se bade moosal par ekdum aa baithi. Ab Arjun hans raha tha aur Babita fadfada rahi thi. Ye muthbhed jordaar hone wali thi.
Aur Arjun ko andaja na tha ke ek muthbhed is haveli se bahar bhi hone wali hai. Is sabse anbhigya wo ab tufaani daur ke liye tayaar ho chuka tha.
Kisse-Kahani (2)
Babita aur Muskaan ko liye Arjun khamoshi se chala ja raha tha. Wo dono pichli seat par baithi thi aur Muskaan ko bhi bura lag raha tha Arjun ka yu khamosh rehna. Babita ne he baaton ka silsila shuru kiya jaisa wo jyada chup reh he nahi sakti thi.
"Tere jija se pehli bar khali haath milega Arjun?", Arjun ne ye baat sunkar aaine se piche dekha jaha Babita ka wo gol khoobsurat chehra aur halki si laal bhari hui maang usko aur bhi aakarshak banati thi. Chehre par har waqt ye chamak rehne lagi thi jiski wajah shaadi se jyada Arjun ka pyaar tha.
"Sorry, bhool gaya tha ke hum jaha ja rahe hai ab waha jija ji bhi honge. Koyi baat nahi main wo agle turn se he shehar ki taraf le leta hu.", Arjun bas gaanv wali sadak par pahuchne he wala tha. Muskaan bhi soch rahi thi ki Babita ke mann me aakhir chal kya raha hai.
"Na na. Waha jaane ki load na hai aur Golu abhi jyadatar bister pe he rehta hai. Thoda bahot tehalta bhi hai toh shaam ko yaar dost milne aate hai toh bahar aangan me jamghat laga lete hai. Wo ulte hath ki taraf theka hai tere aur gaadi thodi aage rok ke udhar se kala kutta le liyo. Jaat khush ho je ga dekh ke."
"Ye kala kutta sharab ki dukaan pe?"
"Idiot, black dog whiskey ki bottle. Bijender ko bhi gift me mili thi byaah me toh maine haveli pe dekhi. Golu jabse ghar aaya hai, 2-3 peg lagane laga hai shaam ko. Desi aadmi videsi dekh ke ghana he khush hoye kare hai kyonki desi toh har time mil jaye hai. Le paise leta ja.", Babita ne hairaan pareshan Arjun ko 500 ke 2 note dete hue kaha lekin Arjun ne mana karte hue apna purse uthaya aur car se utar kar 20 kadam peeche us sharaab ki duakaan ki taraf chal diya.
'Bas yahi baaki tha karna ab. Aaj pehli bar sharab le raha hu wo bhi gift me dene ke liye.', Yaha 2 dukane thi ek sath: "Desi Sharaab ka Theka" or "Angrezi theka/thandi beer bhi milti hai", Arjun bade dhyaan se dekhne laga aur desi wale par atchi khaasi bheed dekh kar uske bagal wale par chal diya jo lagbhag khaali he tha.
"Ek Black dog whiskey ki bottle. Lifafe me daal dena agar hai toh.", Arjun ko ghabrahat ho rahi thi aur wo har taraf dhyaan de raha tha ke kahi koyi usko dekh toh nahi raha. Theke wala wo patla sa adhed aise ghoor raha tha jaise Arjun ne uski kidney maang li ho. Laal aankhen jaise wo grahak na hone ki wajah se har bottle se thoda thoda chakh raha ho.
"850 rupaye. Naya naya hai ke?", Bade josh se wo gatte ke dibbe me band bottle counter par rakhte hue usne Arjun ko ghoor ke poocha. Arjun ne batue se 1000 saamne rakhte hue bottle utha li. Wo samajh gaya tha ke yaha lifafa nahi milta.
"Kyn naye grahak ko lifafa nahi dete kya? Shehar se aur ye XXXX gaanv ja raha hu apne jija se milne, unke liye he li hai ye.", Arjun ki baat sunn kar wo vyakti dil se muskuraya aur bottle wapis lete hue akhbaar pe lapet kar ek khaas plastic me daal di.
"Dekh ke he pata lage hai ke tu daaru na peeta isliye pooch liya. Aur shayad pehli baar sharab lene aaya hai toh ek pate ke baat bata deta hu. Theko pe lifafe, momjaame na milte aur na maangne chahiye. Ye le tera bakaya 150 aur ye tash ki gaddi iske sath mufat.", Aadmi ne counter ke niche se waisa he taash ka packet nikaal kar diya jaisi tasvir bottle ke dibbe par bani thi. Arjun bhi ab muskuraya aur hath mila kar dhanyawaad karta hua wapis laut chala.
"Ye aap he pakdo.", Car me baithte he Arjun ne bottle wala packet piche Babita ko pakda diya jo usme dekhne lagi aur fir taash ki gaddi hath me leke muskurayi.
"Tu toh sirf theke jaane se he khush ho gaya re khaagad. Log daaru pee ke khush hote hai.. hahaha.. waise ek aur kahawat hai gaanv-dehat me. Daaru aur bajaru ki ijjatt nahi hoti lekin mard dono pe marta hai.", Babita ne car ke chalte sath he packet apne aur Muskaan ke beech rakh liya.
"Pata nahi ye kahawat kitni thik hai lekin maine suna hai ki sharaab ke sath taash, ghar ka satyanash.", Arjun ne aage is choti si saaf sadak pe dhyaan dete hue aise kaha tha aur ab Muskaan pehli baar boli thi.
"Ye bhi thik kaha Arjun ji aapne. Duniya jaanti hai Paandav jue me tabhi sabkuch haare the jab wo sath me madira pee rahe the. Hain toh dono he kaam galat lekin fitratan inse koyi bhi bachta nahi. Tum jara in dono se dur he rehna.", Arjun thoda hairaan hua lekin fir aaina thoda thik karte hue Muskaan ko dekha toh uski saadgi aur wo aankhen jo uspe he kendrit thi, unhe dekh dil me sukoon sa panap utha. Alag he pyaar tha Muskaan ka jisne kabhi itcha he nahi jataai thi Arjun se aur aaj bhi wo khamosh tabiyat thi bina kisi shikve ke.
"Bas kar meri behan ko ghoorna. Mil liyo atche se waha ghar pe aur ye toh itni der se bas intjaar he kar rahi thi ke tu kab iske upar dhyaan de. Jo ho raha hai uska mujhe bhi nahi pata ke wo sahi hai ya galat kyonki galat kahungi toh fir khud ko dekh na sakungi aur sahi kahungi toh tum dono ke liye bura lagega.", Babita ne itni gehri baat keh di thi ki Muskaan ne uska hath he daba diya, thoda jor se. Aur Arjun khamosh ho kar fir se saamne dekhne laga.
"Dekho is baat par jyada mat socho. Hum dost hai aur dosti me koyi bandhan nahi hota. Babita didi jaisa soch rahi hai main us par kya kahu lekin jab aap khush ho toh fir sab thik hai. Galat tab hoga jab tum khud pachtava karo aur agar meri dosti se tumhe pachtava hua toh fir kuch bachta he nahi.", Muskaan ne jaise baat apne dil par he le li thi aur Arjun ne gaanv se 5-6 kilometer pehle he car ek taraf rok di.
"Aage aao tum, yaha meri bagal me. Aur inhe baithne do apne sahi galat ke vicharo ke sath.", Arjun ne Babita par majaakiya tanj karte hue kaha jo jhoothe gussse se usko dekhne lagi lekin Muskaan ka hath Arjun dwara pakadne par wo bhi khilkhila uthi.
"Ja meri kabootari, baith ja iski bagal me. Waise bhi driver jaisi feeling aa rahi hogi bechare ko itni der se.", Muskaan thoda sharmati hui pichli seat se utar kar ab Arjun ki bagal me aa baithi thi. Car chalte he Arjun ne Muskaan ka wo naajuk naram hath apni hatheli me lete hue ungliyon ke beech ungliyan fansa li. Muskaan shishe se bahar dekhti hui sharma bhi rahi thi aur khushi se uske gaal laal bhi hone lage the. Babita khush thi ki chahe kuch pal he sahi lekin jab aap kisi ko uske hone aur itne khaas hone ka ehsaas karwate ho toh ye lamhe jiwan bhar yaad rehte hai.
"Ek maje ki baat batati hu tum dono ko.", Babita ne aise he lamho ke beech kuch sanjha karne ka socha.
"Haan jarur. Waise bhi aapko toh sunn kar he maja aata hai aur ab toh jaise sachmuch kuch majedar he batane wali ho lagta hai.", Arjun ne Muskaan ki taraf wala AC ka band dhakkan kholte hue thandi hawa uske chehre ki taraf karne ke sath he ek baar aaine me peeche sadak par dhyaan dia. Dur dur tak viraan thi lekin sadak saaf-suthri.
"Maa ka toh sabko he pata hai lekin mere baapu bhi bahot he lambe-chaude the. Saare kasbe aur aaspas ke gaanv me naam tha Fateh Singh ka, badmashi me bhi aur gusse me bhi. Lekin jab baapu kabhi maa ke saamne aaya karte toh Sushila ji kehke baat karte the, wo bi najre jhuka ke. Hahaha..", Babita ke hansne se uske khoobsurat chehre aur damakte eksaar daanto ko dekh Arjun bhi chehak utha. Muskaan bhi hans rahi thi mand mand aur is baar usne khud he Arjun ka hath thaam liya tha.
"Matlab jo vyakti aaspas itna naamchin tha wo biwi ke saamne bebas.. Kya baat hai? Waise bua itni bhi khatarnaak nahi hai.", Arjun haule haule Muskaan ke hath ko sehlata hua baat bhi kar raha tha. Ye dotarfa dhyaan wahi rakh raha tha bas.
"Arre tu na jaanta fer sahi se maa ko Arjun. Main tab 7-8 baras ki aur faag ke din daadi wali haveli me khoob hudd-dang macha hua tha. Rang-gulaal, paani, korde sab chal rahe the bhabhi-devar wale us khel me. Guddi kaaki choti bhabhi thi aur usko sabhi rang rahe the ya fir daadi (Chandro) bahot maahir thi devar kootne me aur khelti bhi bahot thi. Unki nanad aur jija aaye hue the or aangan me ful dhol ke sath ho halla macha tha. Bijender bhi chota tha aur Sudarshan toh dada ke sath he goad chadha rehta tha jo khelte na the, bas thoda gulaal ka tilak lagwa liya ya jyada se jyada gaal pe.", Arjun ka ekake dhyaan Babita ki baat par kuch gehra he chala gaya.
"Atcha fir?", Arjun ne abhi suna tha ki Chandro Devi ki Nanad aur jija. Matlab Sombir Singh ki behan bhi thi jiska aaj se pehle usko pata he na tha.
"Hahaha.. Papa ka ek dost tha jo pehle toh Guddi kaaki ke sath holi khela, fir aas-pados ki jo bhabhi aayi hoyi thi unke sath. Fer uski najar padi meri maa pe jo saaf-suthri in sabse thodi dur khaat pe baithi nashta kar rahi thi. Us aadmi ne bina soche samjhe maa ke chehre par pakka rang laga diya aur fer wo waise he jameen pe gira jaise aaj ghar ke bahar wo chhora tune giraya tha. Hahaha.. Ek baar toh sara he khel ruk gaya tha aangan me aur baapu ki toh himmat bhi na hui ke apna dost ja ke utha le. Wo aadmi jaise taise khada hua aur maa ko gusse me dekhne laga."
"Fer aapke papa beech me naa aaye?"
"Arre unki itni majaal he na thi. Maa ne uska girebaan pakad ke bas itna kaha tha, 'Hath kaat ke bahar fenk dungi je aainda mere dhore bhi lakhaya.' Aur itni tame me dada daude aaye waha aur us aadmi ko ek taraf karte hue meri maa se bole ke beta thoda lihaaj bhi kare kar. Bhanji byaah raakhi hai damaad ji ke apni. Lekin dada bhi unchi awaaj me na bola tha maa se. Maa ne dekhya ke main darr gayi hu toh fer mooh saaf karke manne utha ke chhaat pe chali aayi. Raat baapu ne daaru pee ke kitni baar maafi maangi hongi lekin maa ne saaf keh diya ke hosh me baat kariyo kaal savere. Baapu ne ek hafta lagya fer sofi baat karke maafi maangan me.", Babita bhi us samay ko yaad karke ajeeb si dikh rahi thi.
"Aap miss karti ho apne papa ko? Karti he hogi kyonki ek pita apni beti ka sabkuch hota hai. Aur utna he prem pita ke dil me beti ke prati kyonki wo uski rajkumari jo hoti hai.", Arjun ne baat kehne ke sath Muskaan ko dekha jo is baat se ittefaaq rakhti thi jaise. Lekin Babita ke chehre par alag he bhaav ubhar aaye.
"Na Arjun aisa toh kabhi na laga. Ladki chahe gareeb ghar me paida ho ya chaudhary ke kunbe me, usko laad karne wale jyada na hote the. Meri maa, guddi kaaki aur daadi he thi jinhone meri parwah ki. Ek wo kameeni Sheela thi us time, jisne rahi sahi aag laga ke rakh di thi hanste khelte pariwar me. Lekin meri maa ne kabhi ehsaas tak na hone diya ke main koyi bojh hu aur koyi mujhe pasand ni karta.", Babita abhi bhi muskura rahi thi.
"Didi ye naam toh maine bhi kahi suna hai. Sheela Devi..!!", Muskaan ne sawaal kiya tha lekin Arjun ne baat beech me kaat kar apna sawaal pooch liya.
"Wo aapne kaha tha ke bua ne jiske thappad mara tha wo aapki bua daadi ka damaad tha. Kaun tha wo aadmi? Aap jaanti ho kya usko?", Ab gaanv ki taraf jaane wali us sadak par car utar chuki thi.
"Haan, Megraaj naam hain uska lekin uske pariwar se koyi lena dena nahi ab apna. Wo log Delhi se aage XXXX shehar me bas gaye the aur abhi udhar he unka transport ka kaam hai jo 2 bete sambhalte hai aur wo khud koyi parshad hai ya pata nahi waisa he kuch. Aakhir baar wo tabhi aaye the haweli jab dada ji ka dehant hua tha. Daadi-Bua jarur idhar naani se baat karti thi piche koyi 8-9 saal pehle toh bas itna he pata hai. Baaki tum Sanjay mama se baat kar sakte ho. Lo ji aa gaya gaanv aur shaam bhi hone lagi hai.", Baaton me he waqt jaldi gujar gaya tha aur Arjun sab gussa bhula kar ab fir se sehaj tha.
"Tumhe andar wali haveli chhodna hai kya?", Arjun ne aage jaane se pehle Muskaan se pucha.
"Kyun? Main toh idhar he rehti hu didi ke sath. Abhi idhar jyada log bhi nahi rehte toh main khaali time araam se padhti bhi hu aur didi ke sath time bhi bitati hu.", Us shuruwaat ki badi haveli ki taraf kache raste par car utarte hue Arjun ne sar hilaya. Jagah kuch jyada he saaf suthri ho chuki thi. Na koyi jhaad the aur na he mitti. Haveli ka bada gate thoda khula tha aur Muskaan ne utar kar wo poora khol diya car ke liye. Andar eent ke bane aangan me ek taraf 4-5 log baithe the aur 2 ne Muskaan ko thoda sa khushi se dekh jabki Muskaan ne unhe koyi tavajjo na di. Babita ki taraf ka darwaja khol kar Arjun ne wo packet liya aur fir Babita ke utarne ke baad gaadi band kar di.
"Ram ram bhabhi.", 4 yuvako ne ye ek sath kaha tha aur ab Babita ke sar pe dupatta tha, sirf baal dhakne tak. Wo yuvak dekhne se he hatte-katte aur Golu ke khaas dost lag rahe the.
"Ram ram ji. Laage hai mefil jamaye baithe ho? Arjun mil le tere jija se aur ye unke dost hai.", Arjun ne dhyaan diya toh Golu ne khushi se usko dekha. Kande par sooti angocha tha aur kamar par poore ghraav liye dher saari pattiyan. Golu ek araam kursi par baitha tha jabki aangan se dusri taraf rasoi me shayad kaamwali kuch bana rahi thi.
"Namastey jija ji. Ye aapke liye meri taraf se chhoti si bhent.", Arjun ne un chaar yuvako ko najar andaaj karte hue packet Golu ko saunpte hue hath jodd kar abhivaadan kiya.
"Re jija ke toh paanv pe sar jhuakye kare hai. Shehar me sikhaya koni ke?", Ek majboot sa khichdi daadhi wala yuvak thode maje me aisa bola tha lekin chehra raub sa banata hua. Golu ne usko aankh dikhai lekin der toh ho he chuki thi. Arjun jhukne he laga tha ki Babita ne sabke saamne uska kandha pakad kar aisa karne na diya.
"Deepe, tu kade jhukya ke mere jooti pe? Arr nyu na samajhiye ke yu Bijender se ghaat hai. Tu baith 5 minute Arjun, main latte (kapde) badal ke aau hu. Chaal Muskaan, tu bhi hath mooh dho le.", Babita ne Arjun ko wahi rakhi ek khali kursi par baithne ko kaha aur fir seedha galiyare se pichli taraf chali gayi. Kamre ka rasta toh idhar se bhi tha lekin wo wahi se gayi.
"Ye mere dost hai Arjun, bachpan se he sath hai lekin tujhe nahi jaante. Sorry aaj aa na saka kyonki abhi thoda parhej hai chalne me lekin byaah pe jarur rahunga. Ye Kuldeep hai, ye Anil jisko neelu bhi bulate hai. Ye pahaad jaisa jaanwar hai Balsharan urf Balli aur ye moohfatt hai Deepa. Apne sath he akhaade me the aur Bijender ke bhi dost hai.", Arjun ne sabhi se hath milakar mulakaat ki thi aur Deepa thoda naraaj sa laga.
"Bhaiya, Babita didi na aisi he hai bol-baani se toh unki baat ka bura na maano. Main isliye nahi jhuka tha kyonki inke ghutne par bhi chot hai aur kamar me bhi. Hilte toh dukhta.", Arjun ke itna spasht bolne par Balli hansne laga.
"Bhai tu bhi aendi maanas hai aur dekh gift bhi lyaya toh angrezi ki bottle. Waah re chhore. Waise tera jikar pehle bhi suna hai.", Balli ne baat shuru ki thi aur is dauraan kaamwali waha lakdi ke mej par paani ka jug, 5 gilaas aur salaad rakh gayi. Ek gilaas paani ka usne Arjun ko diya jo dhanyawad ke sath usne pakad liya. Ek 17-18 baras ki ladki jo shayad kaamwali ki he beti thi, wo baraf aur namkeen waha rakh kar waise he wapis ho gayi. Matlab saaf tha ke inka pehle se he daaru ka karykram tha.
"Yar Balli yahi hai wo jisne pehle Bijender ki karwaahi ki thi aur fer meri, Bijender ki jaan bhi bachaai. Wo raach (rakshash) tha na Bheem Singh? Uska hisaab bhi isne he karya tha us ladaai me. Chehre pe na jaaiye aur bhi bhatere kaand hai iske.", Ab Arjun waha majood har najar ka aakarshan bann chuka tha. Jeans-kameej me inse kuch alag masoom se chehre aur lambe ghunrale baalo wala ye ladka aise kaam kar chuka hoga un logo ko jaise vishwas na hua.
"Matlab tu bhai Arjun Sharma hai jo Bijender ne bataya tha wo ladka, stadium wala. Choti ki khaal isne he bhari thi matlab?", Golu ne toh bottle khol kar 5 gilaas me sharaab udelni shuru kar di thi. Arjun ne bas ishare se apne liya mana kar diya.
"Sudarshan Singh bhi bade bhai hai mere lekin us waqt pata nahi tha. Aur maine koyi jaan nahi bachai inki ya Bijender bhaiya ki, wo toh ye mujhe bachane lage the jo wo sab ho gaya.", Arjun abhi bol raha tha ki Anil ne kamre se kapde badal kar bahar nikalti hui Muskaan ko dekha jo safed salwar-kameej me ab kahi jyada he khili hui dikh rahi thi.
"Golu bhai teri saali gail setting karwa de yar. Ya toh bhav he koni deve lekin tu jija laage hai ke bera baat kar le. Sach kahu hu ya haan kar de toh 40 kille mere hisse ke iske naam karke byaah kar lunga.", Ye Kuldeep tha aur iski baat sunn kar jaha Golu thoda ghabraya wahi Arjun bas muskura diya. Muskaan ne bina kisi ki taraf dhyaan diye sharbat mila thande doodh ka bada sa gilaas Arjun ke saamne rakha aur sath he hath saaf karne ke liye safed angocha uski jaangh par rakhte hue andar chali gayi.
"Kuldeep jo kahe hai wo main bhi chahu hu bhai. Aur main toh college se paas bhi hu iske barabar jameen ke sath sath.", Ye dusra daavedar tha Anil jo gilaas me paani bharne ke sath sath ek ek baraf ka tukda bhi rakh raha tha.
"Babita ne sunn liya toh meri khaat bhi ghar se bahar jaavegi. Thoda hauli bol liya karo malango. Wa koyi bakri hai jo tum kaho aur main uski jevdi (rassi) thaare hath me de dyu ke le jao bhai.? England ki hai aur ghar-pariwar me yaha baithe saare pariwar se jyada ameer. Aankhya ne araam dyu re jhakoiyon, Babita lath maarte tame na lagaan wali. Muskaan eb kisi ne koni dekhe toh fer aap he samajh lo.", Golu ne ek baar Arjun ka gilas dekha aur fir namkeen ki plate saamne khiska di.
"Manne toh lage hai ke wo pehle he set hai bhai aur jiske set hai uske saamne toh thaam dono tiko koni. Kyun bhai Arjun, galat kahi ke?", Ye Balli tha jo har baat par dhyan de raha tha. Arjun ne thoda sharma ke najhre jhuka li aur fir doodh ka ghoont lete hue jaise najar-andaaj karne laga. Golu ab hairat se Arjun ko dekh raha tha aur Kuldeep-Anil ke chehro par mishrit bhaav the, nakaami aur jalan ke.
"Sach me aisa hai re Arjun?", Golu ne gilas takrane ke baad ek saans me he jaam nibta diya tha, baaki sabki tarah.
"Wo meri khaas dost hai jija ji aur sach kahu toh aisi sabhi baaton se dur rehni wali ladki. Padhai, basketball aur bas apne me khush. Mere sath wo thoda araam samajhti hai baaki jyada main kya he kahu.?", Arjun ne gilas ke bahari paani se geele hath angoche se saaf karte hue jawaab diya.
"Iska matlab fer kuch jugaad nahi mera? Total naa samjhu ya kuch ho sake hai chahe thoda bahot he?", Kuldeep ne ye baat jis tarah se kahi thi wo sunn kar Anil toh hansne laga lekin Arjun ke chehre ko dekh Golu ko bhaye lagne laga tha aur apne dost ko dekh Balli aur Deepa bhi un dono ko shaant rehne ka ishara karne lage. Anil iske ulat aage bol gaya.
"Baat toh jama sahi kahi bhai Kullu. Je byaah na ho sakta aur yo Arjun bhi dost hai toh fer dost ki saali satti naram-garam toh ho he sake hai.? Kyun bhai Arjun, tanne bura toh na laag raha?", Wo dhitaai se bottle gilaaso me udelta hua Arjun ko kutli muskaan se dekh raha tha lekin saamne se ek sard muskaan ne jaise uski hansi wahi rok di.
"Ab majaak toh jija saali ka hota hai Anil ji, kunbe aur mohalle ka nahi. Rahi baat naram-garam wali toh uska aisa hai ki paani se naram kuch nahi aur sharaab se garam bhi. Dono pehle se he aapke pas hai. Jiske liye aap aise vichaar rakh rahe ho wo bas abhi tak the. Aainda is ghar me aao toh ye yaad rakhna ki aapke dost ka ghar hai jaha majood sabhi logo ko ijjatt dena aapka kartavya.", Arjun ne lehja fir bhi naram he rakha tha aur Babita kapde badal kar idhar chali aayi. Ek baar ko toh mudda yahi ruk gaya tha charcha ka.
"Ghar pe bata diya hai ke tu thodi der rukega yaha. Paune 6 hue hai toh araam se 7-8 baje nikaliyo. Main jara rasoi ka kaam samjha du aur tera yaha dil na lage toh Muskaan ke pas baith ja, computer laga hai uske kamre me bas internet nahi hai.", Babita ne doodh ka gilaas khud he uthaya tha 2-2 kaamwali hote hue bhi. Dheele se kurte me bhi uska jism ka wo khaas ubhaar kasa hua tha. Uske jaate he Anil dhimi awaaj me hansne laga.
"Tu toh yaar koyi moda (sadhu) laage hai. Matlab kartavya, vichaar, ijjatt.. Apne yaha toh saajha hota sabkuch."
"Tumhari behan hai kya ghar me?", Arjun ne ekaek uski hansi par viraam laga diya. Golu gilaas aadha pee kar thoda ghabrahat se dono ko dekhne laga tha. Anil ke sath sath Deepak aur Kuldeep ke chehre par bhi gusse ke bhaav ubhar aaye.
"Itne me he ho gaya na para high? Jab bolte ho toh soch ke bolna chahiye kyonki ghoom kar samay tumhari taraf bhi aa sakta hai. Ek baat tum teeno he sunn lena kaan khol ke, jis tarah abhi tum log gussa dikha rahe ho is se jyada main apne andar roke hua hu itni der se. Bahar nikal aaya toh yahi patak ke tab tak dhulaai karunga jab tak aangan ki har eent laal na ho jaaye. Ye dost hai saale? Maaf karna Golu jija ji, sharaab peeni hai toh request he karunga ki bagal wale nohre me mehfil lagaya karo, koyi unch neech ho gayi toh bewajh aap buraai loge apne sar. Apne ghar ke maa-beti pe koyi ni sunta lekin dusro ki dekh kar jawaani chalange maarti hai.", Arjun bade araam se uth kar pehle Babita ki taraf gaya aur fir 2 kamre paar karke aakhir wale me jaha Muskaan bister pe tek lagaye jaise uska he intjaar kar rahi thi.
'Band kar do darwaja. Koyi nahi aane wala ab idhar aur tumhara gussa dekho main kaise dur karti hu.', Muskaan ki muskaan ne pal me he Arjun ko naram kar diya tha. Lekin bahar abhi mahol thoda garam ho chuka tha.
"Dekh bhai Golu, baat 16 aane khari hai ladke ki. Bagal me itna bada ghera (plot) khaali hai, hukka hai, chulha bhi aur baithank khatir takhat kursi sabkuch. Fer neem ki chhaya me alag he maja. Ghar me 4 ladies hai jinke saamne yu sab thik koni.", Balsharan ne apni baat rakhte hue kaha. Wo sachmuch sharir ke sath sath dil aur dimag se bhi bada tha.
"Ya toh galti hai bhai lekin pehle koyi hoya na karta isliye baithne lage the. Lekin ladka ghana bol gaya jo thik baat koni. Khair kaal adda bagal me he lagawange.", Deepe ne jaam khaali kiya aur 6 bajte dekh sabhi se kal milne ka bol kar nikal gaya.
"Ghana? Wo toh yu bhi na sochya ke hum uske jija ke dost hai. Golu bhai, baat sharaab wali koni lekin thoda bade chhote ka khayal rakhna chahiye. Arjun ne teri jaan bachaai toh upkaar ho gaya lekin nyu beijatti karna kaunsa sahi hai? Jamindari apni bhi hai aur 8 saal akhaade me bhi lagaye hai. Yu baat koyi aur kehta toh mitti me daab deta.", Anil ne turant 4 gilaas fir se banaye aur apna gilaas ek saans me gale se niche utaar kar salaad chabane laga. Balli muskura raha tha naa me gardan hilata hua aur Golu bhi ab kuch sehaj tha kyonki Balsharan Arjun ki baat se sehmat tha aur Arjun ne jo bhi kaha tha wo udaharan ke sath kaha tha.
"Dekho bhai Anil aur Kullu, baat yahi khatam karo aur abse nohre me he baitha karenge wo bhi ek din chhod ke. Rahi baat Arjun ne jyada bola ya kam aur bura laga toh bhai khud bhi socho ki langot baandne wala vyakti byaah ki baat kare toh maani bhi jaaye. Lekin tum dono ne jo chutiya baat kari thi naram-garam wali matlab ladki ke sath sirf jismani chahat wali toh ye kaha se sahi hui? Wo jo bol ke gaya hai waisa kar bhi dega aur main toh kya Balli bhi na bacha sakega kyonki Sudarshan Choti aur uske wo 4 badmash aise the jinke saamne hum sabki naad (gardan) nichi rehti thi chahe fer Bijender bhi kyun na ho. Ye akela unhe lagbhag maut de chuka tha, Vikas se bhi pooch liyo. Saali hai lekin behan jaisi isliye thoda toh maryada me rehna he padega.", Golu ne baat 2 took na kehte hue samajhdari se kari. Dono he yuvak apni apni jagah se uth khade hue.
"Chal bhai Golu, galti mahari bhi hai aur uski bhi. Baat yahi khatam aur fer agar baithange toh nohre me he sahi.", Kuldeep itna bol kar dono se hath milate hue Anil ke sath yaha se chal diya. Anil abhi bhi kuch ukhda hua tha kyonki wo Arjun dwara behan wali baat ko dil pe le chuka tha aur usne ek baar bhi baaki baat samajhne ki jehmat na uthaai. Balsharan thoda gurde wala aur shaant tabiyat vyakti tha jiski Golu ke sath andruni dosti thi.
"Bhabhi, daal ki ek katori diyo jara.", Usne dono ke sahi se jaam banate hue Babita se kaha jo kaamwali se sabji katwa rahi thi.
"Lyaai Balli bhai aur thodi kakdi gantha (pyaaj) kaat diyu ke?", Babita ne andar se he poocha tha. Aur iska saaf matlab tha ki Balsharan ki wo bhi ijjatt karti thi.
"Na pada hai aur guddi ke hath bhijwa do. Bas iske baad aap kar lo apna kaam.", Balli aur Babita ki baatein sunn kar Golu ka bhi mann ab behtar tha. Aur haveli ke us aakhiri kamre me Muskaan tabiyat se Arjun ka gussa khatam karne me jutt chuki thi. Sirf salwar pehne wo uski goad me baithi hui apne gore sudol stann Arjun ke mooh me diye sisakti hui uska sar sehla rahi thi. Inhe koyi matlab na tha ke bahar kya chal raha hai aur kyun.
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Udhar se 2 ghante aage ka haal.
"Are Walia ji, bahot kukkad kukkad karte rehte ho, aaj aapko Ahuna mutton khilate hai aur aapki favourite safed machli. Kya haal hai Joginder paah ji.?", Community Center bahar se utna saja na tha jitni chehal pehal yaha andar ke 2 bade bade hall me thi. Kisi ki bhi ummeed se itar yaha par bakayda Delhi se madhushala chalane wale bulwaye gaye the. Karine se 3 jagah 4-4 sofa aur unke beech badi table saji thi. 20 feet lambe bar ke saamne 20x20 ka he naachne ke liye manch laga tha lekin filhal sirf dhima sangeet vatavaran ko alag he khushnuma ehsaas de raha tha.
Yaha sabse pehle pahuche the Shankar, Inder, Umed, Daleep, Dharampal aur Rajesh. Sab tayaari dekhne ke baad thik 8 baje he mehmaan aane lage the aur Walia ji ke sath Coach Joginder ji bhi padhare jinse Rajkumar ji ke baad baaki sabhi gale lag kar mile. Param, Mehul, Bhupinder bhi tayaar ho kar pahuche jinke sath kuch aur bhi Shankar ji ke sehkarmi thi. Hari jhilmil saree aur laal damakte blouse me baar baalaye sabhi mehmano ka phulo se swagat karti hui unhe un sofo ki taraf le chali.
"Shankar yar, shukar hai tumne bahar itna ujala nahi karwaya jitna andar hai. Kasam se income tax wale hum sabko daboch lete. Hahaha.", Walia ji toh hairaan the ki ye kaisi choti si daari party jisme laakho ka kharcha kar diya hai. Aise he bhaav baaki sabhi ke the jo bas aupcharikta samajh kar aaye the.
"Sardar ji, Shankar ne na kiya ye sab. Wo toh apna Gajju kisi neta se mila tha Delhi me aur usne gift me ye party arrange karwa di. Hamare pas toh aapko bhi pata hai ke hisaab ke gine chune paise hote hai.", Narinder aadatan yaha bhi maskhari karne laga tha aur wo jaankar Walia ji bhi uski peeth par thappad lagate hue haste hue gale lag gaye.
"Bhai jiski party hai wo toh najar nahi aa raha. Oh bhai yaha toh ye dono sitare bhi maujood hai department ke.", Rajesh aur Daleep bhi ye sunn kar unse aa kar aupcharikta se milne lage the lekin unhe bhi wahi samman dete hue Joginder ji aur Walia ji ne gale lagaya. Ek taraf 15 se jyada stall par shakahaar-mansahaar sabke saamne he pak raha tha. Salakho me paneer, gobhi, murga, mutton aur machli ke sath jaane kya kya tha lekin dono hisse alag alag the ek dusre se.
"Lo bhai jisko yaad kiya wo bhi aa gaya aur jara mandali bhi dekho.", Rajkumar ji ne apne bete ke andar aate he usko sabse milwana shuru kiya. Sanjiv ke sath Vikas, Bijender, Lucky, Deepak, Malhotra ji ka beta aur or bhi takriban 12-13 yuvak aaye the. Hall me ab bharpoor ronak hone lagi thi 40-50 logo ke hone se. Sanjiv ko guldasto ke sath sath jaane kya kya upahar diye ja rahe the aur phir wo waqt bhi aaya jab khud Rajkumar ji ne gaana chalate hue yuvak se mic liya aur aaj pehli bar wo itne logo me khul kar kuch kehne wale the.
Wo us jagmag naachne wale manch ki light band karwate hue thik beech me aa khade hue toh darwaje se bhitar aate Tejpal urf Bittu ke sath Kundanlal ji aur Sohanlal ji ko dekh kuch waqt ruk gaye. Jo yuva mandali thi unhone khud ko ek taraf kar liya tha aur baaki sab bhi inhe dekh apni jagah se uth khade hue. Madira ka daur abhi shuru karne se roka hua tha.
"Mike tum baad me pakadna Raju beta. Aaj ki mehfil koyi aur shuru karne wala hai.", Kundanlal ji toh bade maje se ek taraf ke 4 khaali sofo me se ek par virajmaan ho gaye. Hall me Dharamvir Sangwan ji ke sath Krishneshwar, Col sahab, Aacharya ji, Malhotra ji, IG Kapoor, DIG Nirmal Singh, Rtd SP Gill, Chandrakant ka ye prabhavi samooh aaya toh laga jaise hall ke wo asankhya jagmag battiyan bhi inki chamak ke aage adhuri hai. Hall me tagdi khamoshi chaa chuki thi in diggajjo ko dekh lekin 6-7 baar bala aur waiter badi chapalta se sabko seat dikhate hue thanda pani aur juice pesh kar rahe the.
"Fir toh mujhe lagta hai ki Sangwan chacha ji ya Aacharya ji aap he is mangal kaam ko shuru kare.", Ab Rajkumar ji ko toh pata bhi na tha ke ye kaam mangal hota hai ya kuch aur lekin unki halat par poore haal me hansi ke thahaake goonj uthe the. Taaliyan bajne lagi thi ki Sangwan ji ya Aacharya ji 2 shabd kahe lekin Dharamvir Sangwan ji ne khade ho kar hath se sabko shant rehne ka kaha. Balbir bhi yaha maujood tha jo Vikas ke kaan me kuch kehta hua hans raha tha.
"Aisa hai bhai, ab sab jawaan log jab eksath yaha shagal mele me pahuch he gaye hai toh fir jo ek do log baaki hai unko bhi aane do. Atcha rahega ki humse pehle humse bade he kuch baat keh de.", Ab Sangwan ji ne apne se bhi bada kaha toh Inder ka matha thanka lekin usko toh yakeen tha ke aisa ho he nahi sakta.
"Kaun Bhajan mama aa rahe hai kya?", Shankar ne masti me aisa kaha tha aur udhar darwaje se andar daakhil hue Hasmukh mama aur Kashyap ji. Jinke peeche he Sanjiv ke 2 aur dost the.
"Shankar beta, ab tere mama se toh main bada hu. Haan mere bade bhai sahab bhi hai aur lo ji wo bhi aa gaye apne paute ke nimantran par.", Idhar in sabki fatt chuki thi baat aur vyakti ki samajhte he. Pandit Rameshwar Sharma ji safed kurte pyjame me apni poori aabha ke sath padhare the aur unke sath he aaya tha unka chhota pauta Arjun.
'Oh Behanchod, lag gaye be apne sabke toh. Baapu he aa gaya daaru ki mehfil me. Ab hoga pravachan.", Shankar toh dubakne ki nakaam koshish kar raha tha aur waisa he haal baaki sabka tha jo humumar the. Pandit ji ne sabka he hath jodd kar abhivadan kiya aur Arjun ko wahi peeche ek kursi par baithne ka ishara karke aage badh chale. Sanjiv bhi najre jhukaye tha kyonki usne toh bhanak tak na lagne di thi apne dada ko. Aur Pandit ji usko he hath pakad kar apne sath manch ki aur le chale. Mike Rajkumar se lete hue unhone sabki taraf thoda narajgi se dekh.
"Bhai itna sannatta kyun hai? Aisa sholay me tha na ek dialogue.?", Is baat par he unki bujurg yuva mandli thahaka maar kar hansne lagi aur Pandit ji bhi.
"Arre maaf karna wo aisa hai ki humko nimantran nahi mila tha lekin ghuspeth ki purani aadat hai toh apni team ko liye jabardasti aa pahuche.", Ek baar fir se hansi ka shor goonja aur is baar unke sath ghar ke ladko ko chhod baaki sabhi the.
"Ye Raju, bachpan se he khamosh tabiyat hai lekin Shankar, Umed aur Narinder ne isko sharaab peeni toh sikha di par bolna na sikha paaye. Haan toh main sahi keh raha hu na maa ke laadle?", Rameshwar ji ne idhar Inder ko sabke saamne lapet kar bata diya the ke wo uske baap hai. Inder toh khisiya gaya tha aur Shankar ki baaju pakad kar najre churane laga.
"Aap sabhi yaha padhare toh is sabki wajah hai ye pyaali ya pyala jo bhi kaho. Ab jiwan me jab aap kabhi dost na bana paao toh akele kabhi kisi theke par baith jana pavva le kar. Bahar nikloge toh mann halka ho chuka hoga 2-3 anjaan dosto ke sath. Somras, madira, sharaab buraai nahi hai jab ye shagal mele me prayog ho. Hamare bacho ke itne mitra aur shubchintak dekh hum khudko dekhte hai ke bhai ye toh bahot bhari galti ho gayi. Lekin galti sudharne aa gaye hum aaj. Ye hai hamara laayak bacha Sanjiv, bachpan me isko kabhi jiva toh kabi kaalu bula dete the toh gussa ho jata tha. Aaj ye honhar aur kaabil yuvak ban chuka hai jiski khud ki ek majboot pehchan hai. Dharamvir bhai sahab barso se surgeon hai aur unki chhaya me hajaro doctor bane. Walia mera beta he hai aur aaj tak kabhi kisi case me vifal nahi raha. Bahot bada naam hai apne department me. Bijender mera pauta, pehalwan hai, Vikas bhi. Inke coach khud rashtriya pratibha aur dronacharya hai. Sabme kuch bhi ek jaisa nahi hai lekin aaj sab ek sath hai. Kyun?"
"Sharaab uncle ji.",Ye tha apna Balbir aadatan bol he gaya.
"Waah mere laadle tu hai toh 5 foot ka lekin gyaan bahot hai. Hahaha.. Sahi kaha is bete ne ki sabhi ekatrit hai aur sabme ek shauk samaan hai. Jyada waqt na barbaad karte hue main apne paute Sanjiv ko jiwan ke us naye kshann ki dhero shubkamnaye deta hu jisme aane wale samay me wo ek pati, pita aur aage aisa he jimmewar insaan barkraar rahe. Ye hamare paute ke naye jiwan ki khushi me.", Bar bala ko apne pas bula kar Aacharya ji ne samjha diya tha ke kya karna hai. Wo tray me ek gilas uchit sharaab ka bana kar Pandit ji ke kareeb aa khadi hui. Wahi gilaas sabko dikhate hue Rameshwar ji ne Sanjiv ke labo se laga diya. Fir se tray me rakh kar apne paute ko gale lagaya toh ab taaliyon ke shor se poora hall goonj utha. Inder toh sofe par khada ho kar seetiyan maar raha tha.
"Oye bas kar kamleya, meri panjabi bahar aayi teh tussi saare dafa ho jaane. Beh ja thalle, lagaya mawaaliyan vaang shedaai.", Rameshwar ji ne meethi jhidki lagaai thi apne bete ko jis par mahol fir se majedar ho gaya.
"Aap log is taraf apne maje karo bacho. Hum ye bagal wale hall me hamare kisse kahani batiyate hai. Sanjiv beta, mejbaan ho aur aakhir tak barkaraar rehna hai. Aur hamara angrakshak ab wapis laut sakta hai, juice naste ke baad.", Arjun ki taraf ye ishara tha Pandit ji ka jo bahot khush tha apne dada ji ke is naye pehlu ko dekh kar. Sabhi bujurg bagal wale hall me chale gaye the jinki sewa me khud Umed ne 5 waiter chetawani ke sath tainaat kiye the. Aur abhi toh jaise jinka anumaan tak na tha wo shaksh bhi padhare. Ye Raunak aur Gajendra Bhalla the jo ek baar apne surakshakarmiyo ke sath andar daakhil hue lekin fir unhe bahar jaane ka keh kar apni taraf badhte Umed aur Shankar se aadhe raste me he garamjoshi se mile.
"Bhai sahab, matlab aapne keemti samay nikaal he liya fir.?", Ye Shankar ne kaha tha aur unke he kareeb khade Arjun ko ek baar atche se dekh kar Gajendra Bhalla ne jo kaha wo sunn kar khud Shankar ka seena chauda ho gaya.
"Ehsaan karke aapne toh hume khareed he liya hai doctor sahab. Ye aapke chote janaab ne humko jo khushiya lautaai hai iski bharpaai Bhalla marte dum tak na kar sakega. Kaise ho Arjun miya?", Gajendra Bhalla ne khushi khushi apne gale ki chain Arjun ko pehnaate hue seene se lagaya tha. Aisa he Raunak ne bhi kiya jo Pandit ja ka khaas aur in sabhi se umar me bada tha.
"Waah bhai, matlab Pradesh ke is hisse me tum logo ne apni he Delhi bana di. Bahot khoob Umed aur jara hume ye bhi bata do ki Pandit ji ke darshan karne pehle jaaye ya uske liye raat bhar rukna hoga.?", Raunak ka hath abhi bhi Arjun ke kandhe par tha.
"Dada ji bhi aaye hai uncle aur wo us taraf hai apne dosto ke sath.", Arjun ne Raunak ko bataya toh Umed khud he un dono ko apne sath pehle wahi le chala jaha bujurg mandli jama thi.
"Matlab tum baaj nahi aaoge barkhurdar? Chalo aaj mere sath baitho aur sabko apna parichaya bhi do.", Shankar ji apne suputra ko hath pakad kar udhar he le chale jaha unki mitra mandli baithi thi. Arjun thoda ghabra raha tha kyonki uske pita ne kahi usko sharaab chakha di toh jaane kya ho. Is taraf wale 4 sofo par ek pe Walia, Joginder, Rajkumar the, dusre par Sangwan, Bhuppi, Gulati.. Teesre par 2 surgeon ke sath Rajesh aur ek par sirf Rajkumar ji. Dusri taraf wale 4 sofo par bhi inke he humumar the aur dono taraf mej par ab jaam lagaye ja chuke the kayi tarah ke vyanjano ke sath.
"Ye hai ji hamare pita ji ka senapati.. Hahaha..Actually he is Arjun, my youngest child and family's 9th proud. Is se pehle hamare ghar me 8 bache hai aur sabse bada Sanjiv, sabse chota ye. Jyadatar toh is se wakif honge lekin Dr Kartik aur Dr Paresh aap aaj pehli bar mile hai.", Arjun ko wo log bhi baaki sabhi ke sath prashansha se dekh rahe the.
"Beta papa jaise he ho, bas thode se jyada lambe. Hope you are not interested in medical like him.", Ye dr Paresha tha jo Shankar ji se atche se waakif tha. Is baar jaam sabhi taraf uthe aur Sanjiv ke naam par khoob kaanch takraye. Gaane fir dhimi awaaj me bajne lage the aur Shankar ji ne khud he ek waiter se juice ka gilas le kar apne bete ki taraf badhaya.
"Bhai Paresh, ye medical ke M se bhi koso dur hai aur mujhe is baat ki bahot khushi hai. Apne Sandhu sahab bhi waakif honge Arjun se aur iska mama tumhari bagal me he baitha hai jo waakif nahi hoga.", Shankar ji ki baaton me shayad apne pita ka asar tha jo hasya putt darsha rahe the.
"Sandhu kya batayega Shankar. Ye mera puttar hai jisko main tum sabse jyada jaanta hu. Galat kaha kya Arjun beta?", Walia ji ki baat par Arjun bas jhemp gaya tha.
"Chal beta tu mauj le udhar apne bhai ke sath kyonki main jaanta hu tu khush toh hai lekin maje me nahi.", Dharapal ji ne aisa kaha toh Shankar ji ne bhi ijajat di kyonki Balbir aur Vikas ke sath Sanjiv bhi Arjun ko ishara kar rahe the. Arjun sabse hath jodd kar apna gilas liye chal diya.
"Shankar yar tumhari bloodline me kuch alag hai kya? Tumhara wo bhai toh daityakar hai he upar se ye Inder aur fir tumhare sath sath ye Arjun bhi.", Dr Kartik ne ciggratte sulgaai aur itne me he table par waiter ash-tray rakh gaya.
"Kartik, bloodline ka toh pata nahi lekin sabhi ko blood se bahot lagaav hai. Hahaha...", Inke kisse bhi shuru ho chuke the aur andar ki taraf bhi bujurg mandali ke thahake goonjne shuru the. Sanjiv ka kaafila bhi usko lapet chuka tha aur dhadhad gilaas takraye ja rahe the. Abhi ye raat shuru hui thi jiske taraane gujarte waqt ke sath tej hone the.
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Us bister par ab Muskaan poori tarah madhosh si hoti hui Arjun se buri tarah lipti thi. Agal me bagal lete wo dono sab bhula kar nirantar bas hontho ko is kadar choom rahe the ki iske baad shayad Muskaan ko sooje hue hontha ka jawab dena padta. Majboot mardana hath un komal ubharo ko kabhi masalte toh kabhi madhyam akaar ke us ubhre hue lachile se kulhe ko. Muskaan ke masoom se chehre par jamaane bhar ka pyaar aur samarpan tha Arjun ke prati.
"Sorry.", Arjun thoda peeche hote hue Muskaan ke chehre par aaye baalo ko peeche karta apne nichle hath se uska chehra thaame nihaar raha tha bas.
"Koyi jarurat nahi sorry ki. Maine kabhi zidd nahi ki aur tumne kabhi jabardasti. Dekho aaj mera dil tha aur tumne bhi mujhe apne seene se lagaya. Ab bas is Muskaan ki taraf dhyaan do, silly thoughts chhod kar. Ye jo itni der se niche kood raha hai na, isko jagah dikhati hu main.", Muskaan ne apne hontho fir se Arjun ke hontho par lagate hue badi he himmat ka pradarshan kiya. Arjun rokna chahta tha lekin Muskaan ki khushi se jyada nahi. Bhari bhari maansal jaangh Arjun ke upar laate hue Muskaan ne wo lokhand sa majboot aur garam ling apne gulabi yoni kund se mila diya.
Us dehakte hue supade ko kuch pal mehsoos karne ke baad aahista se kamar ka dabaav badhaya toh halke avrodh ke baad aadha supada us chhote se chhed ko failata hua andar sama gaya. Muskaan ka jism thartharaya lekin Arjun ke kandhe ko majbooti se pakadte hue usne poori taaqat se apna sharir jaise Arjun ki taraf de mara.
"Issshhh.. aahhh...Ummm",Bas aise he dabe ghute lafz sunaai diye aur Muskaan bister par karwat ke bal leti hui ab aur jyada josh se Arjun ke honth lagbhag khaane he lagi. Bhayankar peeda ko wo bardasht kar rahi thi kyonki aadhe se jyada ling uski najuk reshmi choot ko bhend chuka tha. 2 mahine ke antraal me ye teesra he sansarg tha.
"Araam se baba, araam se. Maine kaha bhi tha ke dard hoga. Bas ab hilna nahi.", Arjun ne honth alag karte hue paseene me nahai muskaan ke maathe ko sehlate hue dono aankhon ko choom kar kaha. Halki namm aankhon se wo muskura rahi thi jaise dard Arjun ko hua ho.
"Tum na isliye ye nahi karte kyonki mujhe dard me dekh nahi sakte. Lekin aise dur hone se kya kuch alag ho jayega? Sapno me na, tum mujhe aise he apne sath chipka lete ho. Ab toh darr bhi nahi lagta toh dard kyun hone laga. Bas thoda sa toh hoga he na, itna bada hai ye. Umaahhh.",Uski baatein bhi utni he masoom thi jitni khud Muskaan. Ekdum bholi aur dil ki saaf. Arjun ab uski apne upar rakhi jaangh ko sehlata hua bade he dhime se kamar ko gati dene laga. Koyi jor ka dikhawa nahi tha aur na chahat ki aakhiri hisse ko maapna he hai. Bas un tarashe hue lachile kulho ko halka sa daba kar har dhakke ke sath Muskaan ko kareeb kar leta.
"Aahhh.. aise he bas .. Dekho.. ummm.. bahar didi aur jija ji .. hai aur hum yaha.. Arjun.. hold me..",Baat kehte kehte he Muskaan jhadne lagi thi aur Arjun ke gaal par gaal tikati wo is sukh ko apne bhitar bharne lagi thi jisme Arjun uski aatma tak bas chuka tha. Yaha Arjun bhi shaant tha jo bina mudra badle bas Muskaan ko sehlata raha. Jab fir se kamar hilne lagi toh Muskaan ne shararat se usko dekha.
"Didi ne bahot maje lene hai tumhare jaane baad.. Uff.. arre baba.. dhire na.. aahh.. Wild sex sirf hostel me.. Ummmmm.", Aise ek taang poori tarah se upar chadane par Muskaan ki geeli yoni lagbhag poora he lund andar le rahi thi aur ek-saar se dhakke bas 2-3 inch andar bahar karte. Kaamras nichle kulhe ki chiknahat se chaadar tak aane laga.
"Tum bahot pyaari ho Muskaan aur shayad kabhi aisa ho jab mujhe tumse dur jana hoga.", Arjun kuch ruka toh Muskaan usko pyaar se peeth ke bal karti hui bina alag hue Arjun ke upar aa leti. Is tarah jo baaki bacha tha wo hissa bhi Muskaan ke kaam dwaar ke antim chhor tak jaane laga. Lekin isme jara bhi vaasna na tha aur na he koyi jaldi halka ho kar alag hone ki. Arjun uski is harkat par mand mand hansne laga tha.
"Dekha, mera naam he Muskaan nahi hai. Main tumhe smile karwa deti hu. Uff.. bas ye nahi hansta kabhi.. aahh.. aur ye dur jana, paas aana jaisa abhi mat socho. Meri shaadi wahi hogi jaha Papa kahenge aur tumhari tum bata he chuke ho. aahhhhh.. aise he bas.. jitne din yaha hai mujhe bas kuch ghante ki chahat hai tumhare sath, lekin tumse koyi vaada nahi chahiye. Umm..", Muskaan bhali bhanti samajh rahi thi ki Arjun jor se nahi karne wala. Usne he apni yoni ko kaste hue poori himmat ke sath kamar tej kar di. Uttejjana Arjun ki taraf badhi toh sar utha kar usne fir se ek nipple mooh me le liya..
"Ummmm.. bache waale aaahhh... tumahare ye kaam.. har raat yaad aate hai.. araam se kaato nahi.. aahhh..", Gulabi yoni se halka safed taral behne laga tha. Gharshan abhi bhi kasaav se bhara aur utna he tej. Muskaan ke gale se paseene ki lakeer dono chucho ke beech pahuchi toh wo namkeen paani Arjun ne jeebhi firate hue niche se gardan tak saaf kar diya.
"Pata nahi kuch toh alag sa connection hai hum dono me Muskaan. Jaane kyun mujhe aisa lagta hai ki tumhare dard ki wajah main hu ya shayad tumhara dard kam kar sakta hu.", Arjun ki baat sunn kar Muskaan ki aankhon me aansu aa gaye lekin khushi bhi chehre par saaf thi.
"Main tumse dur ja kar bhi dur nahi ho sakti Arjun. Maa ka phone aaya tha kuch der pehle.. aahh.. Main 22 ko unke sath wapis ja rahi hu.. Hamesha ke liye nahi, bas July end tak. And I love you.. Shhhh.. tum kuch mat kehna..", Arjun ko chup karwa kar Muskaan thoda teji se hilne lagi aur ek baar fir wo charam prapt karti uske seene par ludhak gayi. Abhi wo khud ko sambhaal he rahi thi ki darwaje par halki dastak hone lagi.
"Main dekhta hu?", Arjun ne Muskaan ko bade araam se khud se alag kiya lekin uske khade hone se pehle Muskaan ne usko wapis bister par lita diya. Badan par chaadar lapet kar wo badi adaa se boli.
"Didi hai bahar aur darwaja khol kar main chali bathroom aur tum apne hone wale bache ki amma ko sambhalo.", Arjun jaha hairaan hone ke baad muskuraya wahi Muskaan langdati hui darwaje ki chitakni khol kar bina Babita se kuch kahe kamre me he ek taraf bane bathroom me chali gayi.
"Naha liyo kabootari aur tera darwaja bahar se band kar rahi hu.", Babita ne kamra band karne ke sath he aage chal kar Muskaan ke bathroom ka darwaja bahar se laga diya. Arjun ko ab Golu ka dhyaan aaya lekin Babita toh itminaan se usko dekhti hui apna wo dheela kameej utaar kar sirf us asadharan bra aur pajami me khadi thi. Pajami ka naada dhila karti hui wo Arjun ko hawaai chumma deti hui boli.
"Golu ki tension na le darling. Wo gaya nohre me aur ab hukka chalega ek ghanta lekin akeli meri kabootri is khaagad ko na sambhal sakti aur na tu uspe jor lagavega. 10-15 minute apni is jhotti pe bhi chadhaai kar le, doodh ka sawaal hai.", Babita ne aage badh kar turant he us akde hue moosal ko thaam liya. Muskaan ke chootras se lithda wo laal supada halke se choom kar wo Arjun ke upar aane lagi thi.
"Arre aise kaise?"
"Lubricant toh already ho chuka darling, chudaai hum bhi dekh rahe the jis tarah tum tota-maina lipat ke wo romantic sex kar rahe the. Humare sath bano junglee aur dikhao apni taakat.. aahhhh.. behanchod Golu.. Dekh asli khaagad.. aahh hhhh.", Babita ki toh ek baar saans he atak gayi thi jab dhamm se wo us gith se bade moosal par ekdum aa baithi. Ab Arjun hans raha tha aur Babita fadfada rahi thi. Ye muthbhed jordaar hone wali thi.
Aur Arjun ko andaja na tha ke ek muthbhed is haveli se bahar bhi hone wali hai. Is sabse anbhigya wo ab tufaani daur ke liye tayaar ho chuka tha.
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