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10 mahine pehle(diwali ka din)
Mai--arre behanchod....pair ki maa chud gayi....aaahhhh marrr gaya....dono behan ke laude wahaan apni maa chuda gaye....behanchod 1 toh itni help ki un dono ki aur saale mujhe hi road par chhod ke chale gaye....
Driver--arre bhaiyaa....badbadaana chhodiye aur bataaiye jaana kahaan hai aapko.....
Mai is waqt auto me baitha hua tha, department ke dono bhadwe(Maya aur Danny) mujhe road par chhod ke chale gaye the, saalo ko 1 baar bhi taras nahi aaya meri haalat par. Miles se ladte-2 poore shareer ki band baj gayi thi, maine socha ki pehle kisi hospital chalke apna ilaaj karwa lete hain.
Mai--1 kaam kar bhai....kisi clinic ya hospital ki taraf le le. Marham patti karwaani hai...
Autowaale ne auto start kiya aur hospital ki taraf chal pada, mai peeche baithe huye Department aur un dono chutiyon ko gaali bakta raha.
Mai--saala achaai ka zamaana hi nahi hai...maadarchod mai nahi bataata to Miles apna kaam karke nikal jaata. Saalo me 5 paise ki bhi sharam nahi hai, ab mujhe kaise pata hoga ki Trinity kahaan rehta hai. Behanchod maine to pehli baar aaj naam suna hai us laude ka, saala aajkal ke maa-baap ko ho kya gaya hai. Kon apne bachon ka naam Trinity rakhta hai, Matrix me aakhiri baar naam suna tha yeh. Khair maa chudaaye Matrix aur maa chudaaye Trinity....1 baat maine thaan li hai. Aaj se acha banana band....behanchod mai jab-2 kisi ki madad karne ke liye jaata hoon, tab-2 meri gaand marti hai. Isliye aaj se achaai band, kasam khaata hoon behanchod....aaj se mai sirf apne matlab ke liye jiyunga, lauda kisi ki madad nahi karoonga.
Driver--saahab lagta hai sar me zyada hi chot lagi hai aapke.....kab se badbadaaye jaa rahe hain....
Mai--tujhe kya dikkat hai bhai....tu apna kaam kar. Thoda tez chala le ise...vo dekh, cycle waala aage nikal gaya tujhse. Accelerator kheech le thoda bhai....nahi chala paa raha to mujhe de. Mai banaata hoon tere auto ka hawaai jahaaz.....
Meri kadwi baatein sunke auto waale ne 1 baar gusse se mujhe dekha aur fir mann hi mann mujhe 4-5 gaali deke auto chalaane laga. Kuch der baad usne gaadi 1 clinic par rok di, mai use rukne ka bolkar clinic me chala gaya. Wahaan maine marham-patti karwaai aur uske baad waapis auto me baithke ghar waapis aa gaya. Ghar par us waqt sirf maami dikhaayi de rahi thi, jaise hi unhone mere sar pe patti dekhi to wo turant mere paas aa gayi.
Geeta--arre tujhe ye chot kaise lagi?
Mai--kuch nahi maami...vo mai raste se jaa raha tha...mast icecream khaa raha tha....tabhi pata nahi kahaan se 1 bike waala aa gaya aur mujhe bike se thok ke bhaag gaya....
Geeta--arre dhyaan rakhna chahiye tha....aaj ka din to tujhe pata hi hai. Diwali ke din bahot log nashe me dhut hokar bhi chalte hain....aise me apni saavdhaani hume khud rakhni chahiye....
Mai--haa vo to hai....mama aur Amar kahaan hain?
Geeta--Amar mere bhai ke yahaan gaya hua hai aur tere mama kisi kaam se gaye hain baahar,shaam tak aa jaayenge.......tu 1 kaam kar apne kamre me jaake aaraam kar le....
Mai apne kamre me aa gaya,karne ko kuch tha nahi. Nani ki death huyi thi to mama-maami diwaali to manaane waale the nahi, kahin baahar jaane ka bhi mera mood nahi tha. Maine socha thodi der aaraam hi kar leta hoon, mai 1 pain killer khaa ke bed par let gaya aur kab meri aankh lag gayi...mujhe pata hi nahi chala.
Meri neend achanak neeche kuch girne ki aawaaz se khuli, aawaaz bahot tez thi. Mai turant utha aur pehle ye samajhne ki koshish karne laga ki aakhir waqt kya ho raha hai. Maine 1 baar apne phone me dekha to raat ke 12 baj rahe the.
Mai(mann me)--behanchod....yeh raat me kon cheezein gira raha hai. Kahin koi chor to nahi ghus aaya, 1 baar chalke dekhta hoon.
Mai turant apne bed se utha aur fir dabe kadmo se room se baahar aa gaya. Mera room first floor par tha, room se nikalte hi seediyan thi jisse utarkar neeche ground floor par jaa sakte the. Seediyon se utarte hi right side me mama-maami ka kamra tha, saamne ek bada hall tha jiske doosri taraf kitchen tha. Mama-maami ke kamre se aage ki taraf nikal jaaye to 1 toilet aur 1 bathroom bana rakha tha, dono ke beech me sirf 1 deewar thi. First floor par mere room ke saamne seedhiyan paar karte hi chhat type ka khula area bana hua tha.
Khair, mai dabe paaon seediyon se utara to mujhe maami ki aawaaz sunaai di. Mai seedhiyon par hi ruk gaya aur wahaan se hall me jhaankne laga, wahaan maine dekha ki mama sharaab ke nashe me dhut ladkhada rahe the, maami bhi us waqt hall me hi maujood thi.
Geeta--ab aapne sharaab peeni bhi shuru kar di hai......hota kya jaa raha hai aapko?
Madan--chup saali gawaar kahin ki...tere baap ke paison ki nahi pi hai maine. Apne paiso ki pi raha hoon....saala buddha.....usne aur mere baap ne milkar tujh jaisi anpadh jaahil gawaar aurat ko mere palle baandh diya....vo dono buddhe to oopar jaake aish kar rahe hain lekin tujhe yahaan chhod gaye taaki jhelta rahoon tujhe mai....
Geeta--ye kaisi baatein kar rahe ho aap...mere pita ki nahi to kam se kam apne pita ki toh izzat karo...
Madan--izzat karega mera lauda.....saali tujhe yahaan maine mujhse zubaan ladaane ke liye rakha hua hai kya....
Ye bolte hi mama ne maami ke gaal par 3-4 thappad kas ke tika diye, mai chahta to neeche jaake unhe rok sakta tha par maine nahi roka jiske do reason the. Pehla ki mujhe laga ki ye pati-patni ka matter hai, dono aapas me sulta lenge, mai kya karoonga beech me jaake. Doosra reason tha ki maine aaj hi kasam khaayi thi ki kisi ki madad nahi karoonga to ab beech me jaake apni kasam nahi tod sakta mai. Khair, jaise hi mama ne maami ke gaalon par raipat tikaaye to maami ne apna gaal pakad ke rona shuru kar diya, wo bechaari kuch bolne jaa rahi thi ki mama ne unke doosre gaal pe 1 thappad aur tika diya.
Madan--mooh se 1 shabd bhi mat nikaalna varna maar-2 ke tera bhoot bana doonga.....saali gaaon ki gawaar. Mujhse tameez se baat kiya kar....meri wajah se tu itne achchhe ghar me reh rahi hai,achcha khaana khaa paa rahi hai, achchhe kapde pehan paa rahi hai. Agar mujhse shaadi nahi huyi hoti na teri to kahin naukraani ka kaam kar rahi hoti tu, fir khaana padta baasi khaana, pehanti fatte puraane kapde, rehti kisi jhopde me saali.....chal, khana leke aa mere liye.
Maami bechaari kuch der rote huye mama ko dekhti rahi aur fir kitchen me chali gayi khaana laane ke liye, mama ladkhadaate huye kursi par baith gaye. Jitni der me maami unke liye khaana leke aayi, mama ne unhe 2-4 gaaliyaan aur suna di. Maami ne mama ko khaana diya, jaise hi mama ne pehla niwaala mooh me rakha ki pata nahi unhe kya hua. Unhone pehle to apne mooh ka niwaala maami ki taraf thook diya aur fir khaane ki thaali bhi utha kar maami ki taraf fek di, vo to acha hua ki thaali maami ko lagi nahi varna unka sar pakka khul jaata.
Madan--chhiiii.....saali khaana bhi tu tatti jaisa banaati hai. Maine galat kaha tha, tujhe naukraani ka kaam bhi nahi milta. Saali kuch nahi hota tujhse, hmmm.....agar naukrani bhi nahi banti to kaise pet paalti tu apna. Mai bataaun kya karti tu.....randi banti.....roz naye graahak se choot marwaati 400-500 rupaye me aur fir paalti apna pet saali raand kahin ki....hattt behan ki lodi chhinaal.......
Mama ki baat sunke maami ne firse rona shuru kar diya, rote-2 unhone zameen par giri thaali uthaai aur use kitchen me leke chali gayi. Mama bhi kursi se uthe aur kamre me chale gaye, maami thodi der baad kitchen se waapis aayi. Unhone zameen par gire khaane ko saaf kiya aur kaam nipta ke room me jaane lagi. Jaise hi vo room ke paas pahochi to unhone paaya ki room ka darwaaza band tha. Unhone use dhakka dekar kholne ki koshish kari par vo nahi khula, shaayad mama ne room me jaate hi darwaaza andar se band kar diya tha. Maami ne gate khatkhataaya lekin mama ne darwaaza nahi khola, vo to room me jaake nashe ki haalat me shaayad ghode bech kar so gaye the. Maami kuch der wahin gate ke paas khadi rahi aur rone lagi, hall me 1 sofa rakha hua tha, vo uspe jaake let gayi. Mere to ye samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki maami itna sab hone ke baad bhi chup kyon hai, unki jagah koi aur hota to ab tak maar-2 ke mama ki gaand laal kar chuka hota lekin 1 wo hain jo beizzati aur maar sahe jaa rahi hain. "Khair, mujhe kya", ye sochkar mai waapis apne kamre me aa gaya aur bed par letkar waapis sone ki koshish karne laga. Kaafi der tak mai bistar par bhatakta raha, lekin neend ab shaayad meri aankho se koson door bhaag gayi thi.
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Update - 68 |
Geeta Maami |
Dekho bhai log,tum mere ko bahot time se jaante ho. 1 cheez mere baare me tum abhi tak samajh gaye hoge aur jo nahi samjha hai vo please jaaye aur jaake pehle ke 67 updates dobaara padh ke aaye. Jis cheez ki baat mai kar raha hoon, vo hai gaand me chul katna. Aap sab jaante ho ki meri gaand me hamesha doosron ki madad karne ki khujli machi rehti hai, fir chaahe saamne waale ne maangi ho ya nahi aur aaj bhi aisa hi ho raha tha. Bed par lete-2 gaand me chul mach rahi thi mere, maine shaam me hi kasam khaayi thi ki aaj se logon ki madad karna band lekin dil thehra chutiya, maanta hi nahi hai saala. Isko to har jagah hero banana hai.
Mujhe ye soch-2 kar neend nahi aa rahi thi ki baahar ho rahi hai kadaake ki thand, mai aur mama to apne-2 kambalo me let gaye lekin bechaari maami, vo aurat 1 to dukhi hai aur oopar se baahar sofe par leti huyi hai, vo bhi bina kisi kambal ke. Ab sofa to sone ke liye comfortable hoga nahi, bachi kuchi kasar thand poori kar rahi hogi. Mai kaafi der tak is baare me sochta raha par jab neend nahi aayi to mai apne 1 haath me kambal leke neeche hall ki taraf chal pada. Jaise hi mai neeche hall me pahocha to dekha ki maami karwat ke bal sofa par leti huyi thi, thand se bachne ke liye unhone apni body ko fold kar rakha tha. Mujhse ab aur unki aisi haalat dekhi nahi gayi aur mai unke paas chala gaya.
Mai--maami...maami....utho.....
Meri aawaaz sunte hi maami sofa par baith gayi, ro-2 kar unki aankhein sooj gayi thi. Chehra aur naak bhi laal ho gaye the, neend to unki aankho me dikhaayi bhi nahi de rahi thi. Mujhe dekhte hi unhone apni aankho ke bache kuche aansoo poche.
Geeta--Samar....tu kya kar raha hai is waqt yahaan pe?
Mai--maami....mausam thanda ho raha hai. 1 kaam karo aap, oopar mere kamre me jaake so jaao, mai yahaan sofe par so jaaunga.
Geeta--nahi...koi baat nahi. Mai adjust kar loongi, tu jaa apne kamre me aur jaake so jaa.
Mai--maami....kaisi baat kar rahe ho aap? Aap oopar jaake comfortable hoke so jaao, yahaan aaraam nahi milega aapko....
Geeta--nahi tu jaa...mai theek hoon. Tujhe chot lagi huyi hai, bed ki zaroorat abhi tujhe hai. Tu jaake so jaa oopar.....
Mai--kyon zid kar rahi ho aap? Yahaan letogi to kamar me aur dikkat ho jaayegi aapke, hum sabko to subah jaake kursiyaan pakadni hoti hain bas. Aapko ghar ka poora kaam karna hoga, aise me kamar ki dikkat ho gayi to.....
Geeta--Samar....maine 1 baar keh diya na. Tu jaa oopar aur jaake so jaa....mai theek hoon yahaan.....
Maami ki baatein sunkar mera dimaag kharaab ho raha tha, maine socha ki kaisi aurat hai yeh. Apne hi ghar me confortable nahi hona chaah rahi hai. Iski jagah Sujata hoti to bhale hi mai wheelchair pe pada hota lekin vo bistar pe soti aur mai sofe pe. Khair, tyaag ki devi banana hai to bane ye, mujhe kya.
Mai--theek hai...aap so jaao yahin. Par kam se kam ye kambal to le lo varna thand lag jaayegi aapko....
Maine kambal sofe ke saamne rakhi table par rakh diya aur wahaan se jaane laga, maami ne vo kambal le liya aur use odhne lagi. Mai wahaan se us waqt aaraam se jaa sakta tha lekin nahi, meri gaand me fir se chul kati.
Mai--mama aur aapke beech aaj jo bhi hua, maine sab dekha aur suna. Unhone ye bahot galat kiya maami, unhe aapke saath aisa bartaav nahi karna chahiye tha. Aap is ghar ke liye, unke liye itna sab kuch karti ho....poore din mehnat karti ho aur vo badle me aapko kya de rahe hain. Gandi-2 gaaliyan, beizzati, thappad......mama ko koi haq nahi banta aapke saath is tarah ka bartaav karne ka. Jo kuch bhi unhone aaj kiya hai usse meri nazaron me gir gaye hai vo....galti to aapki bhi thi maami, aapko unhe palat kar jawaab dena chahiye tha. Aapki jagah koi aur hota to unki khatiya khadi kar deta aur 1 aap ho.....
Geeta--Samar.....1 baat meri kaan khol ke sunle. Vo mere pati hain aur unke khilaaf mai 1 shabd bhi nahi sunungi. Vo mujhe kuch bhi bole,maare-peete,gaali de...mujhe sab manzoor hain. Unhe haq hai vo sab karne ka.....mai kisi doosre insaan se ye raaye nahi loongi ki mere pati sahi hain ya galat. Tu abhi bachcha hai, tujh se to mai is maamle me raaye lena bilkul bhi nahi chaahungi.
Mai--maami mai bachcha nahi hoon....aaj jo kuch bhi hua sab saaf-2 samajh me aa raha tha mujhe.
Geeta--tu bachcha hi hai Samar...agar nahi hota to samajhta ki jo kuch bhi aaj hua, vo pati-patni ke beech ki baat thi aur kisi doosre shaqs ko pati-patni ke beech me nahi bolna chahiye. Ye samajhna to door ki baat....tu to apne mama ki hi buraai kar raha hai aur vo bhi apni maami ke saamne. Chhota hai...chhoton ki tarah reh.....bado ke maamle me taang mat ghusaa......
Maine socha ki kya aurat hai ye. Us insaan ne aaj iski itni beizzati ki, ise randi tak bola aur yeh abhi bhi uska hi bachaav kar rahi hai. Behanchod ye ajooba to mai aaj zindagi me pehli baar hi dekh raha tha. Maami ki baat sunke mujhe gussa aane laga tha, hum dono thodi der ek doosre ko dekhte rahe lekin fir maine socha ki yahaan se chalte hain. Mai oopar jaane ke liye seedhiyon par chadhne laga tha ki tabhi meri gaand me fir se chul kati.
Mai--mujhe abhi meri 7th class ki hindi teacher yaad aa gayi....unhone kya padhaaya tha mujhe ghanta yaad nahi hai par aapko dekhkar mujhe unki 1 baat yaad aa gayi. Vo kehti thi ki us insaan ki madad mat karo, jo tumhaari madad chaahta hi nahi hai aur us insaan ki to bilkul mat karo jo khud ki madad bhi na karna chaahta ho. Mai zaroor jaanana chaahunga ki aap apni madad karna kyon nahi chah rahi....
Kisi film ke hero ki tarah mai wahaan se dialogue maarkar shaan se jaane laga ki tabhi maami ne mujhe rok liya.
Geeta--zyada padhai maine bhi nahi ki, sirf 12th tak padhi hoon aur us baat ko bhi 16-17 saal ho chuke hain. School ki bahot si seekh to yaad bhi nahi hain mujhe par tune abhi ye baat boli to apni teacher ki 1 baat mujhe bhi yaad aa gayi. Vo kehti thi ki agar sach me kisi ki madad karna chaahte ho to sahi waqt par karo. 1 baar vo waqt guzar gaya, uske baad to tum sirf apne faayede ke liye madad karne ka dhong kar rahe hote ho. Mai bhi jaanana chaahungi ki mujhse kis faayede ke liye tu yeh dhong kar raha hai......
Maami ki aakhiri line sunke mera dimaag hi kharaab ho gaya, unhe yeh lagta tha ki mai faayede ke liye unki madad ka naatak kar raha hoon. Unki us aakhiri line ne mujhe zaleel karke rakh diya tha. Jahaan mai abhi hero jaisi shaan liye oopar jaa raha tha, wahin ab mere mann me beizzati ke alaawa aur kuch nahi tha. Mai gusse me jalta hua oopar apne kamre me aa gaya, apne bed par baith kar mai mann hi mann khudko gaali bakne laga.
Mai(mann me)--ho gaya....karwa li na beizzati....mil gayi kaleje ko thandak. Saale ye sab jo aaj hua hai na, ye sab apni kasam todne ka nateeja hai. Aur jaa madad karne uski, wo aurat to teri madad chaahti hi nahi hai ulta use lagta hai ki tu apna faayeda uthaana chaah raha hai uska.....hatt behanchod.....nahi karni aaj ke baad kisi ki madad.....maa chudaaye duniya.....
Ye sab sochta hua mai bed par let gaya, kuch der to mai gusse ki aag me jalta raha aur fir mujhe kab neend aa gayi, mujhe pata hi nahi chala.
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Dirty Secret |
Mai bed par mast so raha tha ki tabhi kisi ne mere kandhe par haath rakh ke mujhe hilaaya, uske hilaane se meri neend khul gayi.
Mai--sone do thodi der please....
Mai waapis aankhein band karke neend ke aaghosh me jaana chaah raha tha ki tabhi mujhe 1 aawaaz sunayi di,"uth jaao baby". Vo aawaaz sunte hi meri aankhon se neend bhaag gayi, us aawaaz ko mai achchi tarah se pehchaanta tha. Vo aawaaz to shaayad marne ke baad hi bhoolunga mai ab, mai turant bed se utha aur us shaqs ko dekhne laga.
Mai--Aanchal.....
Aanchal--haa....mai hi hoon.....
Mai--tum....tum yahaan kya kar rahi ho.....
Aanchal--tumhaara birthday hai na aaj to tumhe gift dene aayi thi....
Ye bolte hi usne apne honth mere honthon se laga diye aur kuch der mujhe kiss karti rahi, mai bhi sab kuch bhool ke use kiss karne laga. Thodi der baad humaara kiss khatam hua to vo bed se uthne lagi.
Aanchal--happy birthday baby...chalo uth jaao ab....tumhaare liye surprise hai ek...
Mai(bed se uthate huye)--kya surprise hai?
Aanchal--ruko zara....pehle apni neend se to baahar aa jaao...
Mai--meri neend tumhe dekhte hi chali gayi hai Aanchal...chalo ab jaldi bataao kya surprise hai....
Meri baat sunke Aanchal muskura di, uski vo muskurahat dekh ke mere saare dukh,saari tension,saari takleefein chali gayi thi.
Aanchal ne apne kapde utaarne shuru kar diye, use aisa karte dekh mai chaunk gaya.
Mai--kapde kyon utaar rahi ho....hum kuch hanky-panky karne waale hain kya....
Meri baaton ko Aanchal ne ignore kiya, mai usse poochta raha ki vo aisa kyon kar rahi hai par vo kuch na boli. Thodi der baad jab uske jism par sirf bra aur panty bache the to usne 1 baar muskuraaate huye meri aankho me dekha aur fir apni ungali se left ki taraf ishaara karne lagi jaise kehna chaahti ho ki wahaan dekho. Maine uske ishaare ka peecha kiya aur jaise hi maine left me dekha to mere hosh ud gaye, wahaan pe is waqt 1 chhoti laddki khadi thi. Maine uska chehra dhyaan se dekha, mai us ladki ko achchi tareeke se jaanta tha.
Mai--Aanchal....
Vo bachchi dari huyi thi aur ro bhi rahi thi, uski aankhon me saaf-2 dikhaayi de raha tha ki vo mujhe taana de rahi thi.
Chhoti Aanchal--aapne waada kiya tha bhaiya ki mujhe kuch nahi hoga lekin aap kuch nahi kar paaye us din....aap ki wajah se mera aur meri maa ka vo haal hua....
Mai--Aanchal beta....
Ye bolte huye mai uski taraf badhne laga taaki use ehsaas dila paaun ki sab theek hai ki tabhi achanak uska sar fatt gaya, uske maas ke lothde aur khoon ke cheete udd kar mere chehre aur baaki shaarer par lag gaye, mai aankhein khole zameen par padi uski laash ko dekh raha tha aur process karne ki koshish kar raha tha ki abhi kya hua ki tabhi mujhe 1 aawaaz aayi,"Samar". Vo aawaaz jis disha me Aanchal khadi thi, us taraf se aayi thi lekin vo Aanchal ki aawaz nahi thi. Us shaqs ko bhi mai jaanta tha, maine Aanchal ki taraf mud ke dekha to vo uske peeche khada tha.
Mai(gusse me)--Miles.......
Miles--bechaari bachchi....iski kismat me itna hi jeena likha tha. Galat aadmi se jo umeed laga baithi...ise ye lagta tha ki tu ise bachaayega par ise kya pata tha ki tu kisi ko nahi bacha sakta. Tu toh ise bhi nahi bacha paaya tha.
Yeh kehte hi usne Aanchal ki gardan pakad li, Aanchal is waqt mere saamne nangi khadi thi. Uske chehre par halke-2 dard ke bhaav aa gaye the, aankhon hi aankhon me vo mujhse keh rahi thi ki please mujhe bachaalo.
Mai--jaane de use Miles....agar use kuch hua to yahin zinda gaad doonga tujhe....
Meri ye baat sunke Miles paagalon ki tarah hasne laga, use aise hasta hua dekh kar mai sochne laga ki ise kya ho gaya.
Mai--bhosdike...mazaak nahi kar raha hoon mai. Jaan se maar doonga tujhe mai.....jaane de use...
Miles--abbe chutiye.....bhool gaya kya. Ye to pehle hi jaa chuki hai.......
Mai--kya.....kya matlab.....
Mai kuch bol pata ki tabhi Aanchal ka bhi sar fatt gaya, uske bhi maas ke tukde aur khoon ke cheete udd kar mere mooh par aaye. Jaise hi uska shareer zameen par gira to mai zor se chilla pada,"Aanchalllll......."
Achanak meri aankh khul gayi aur mai turant uthkar bed par baith gaya,side me table par mera phone rakha hua tha jisme alarm baj raha tha. Maine 1 baar aaspaas dekha to paaya ki mai apne kamre me tha, maine phone uthaakar alarm band kiya aur fir maathe par se paseena pocha. Thodi der wahaan baithe mai process karta raha ki vo sab 1 sapna tha. Uske baad mai bed se utha aur bathroom me ghus gaya fresh hone ke liye.
Naha-dhokar mai neeche hall me naashta karne aa gaya, wahaan mama pehle se hi akhbaar lekar baithe huye the. Maami kitchen se unke liye 1 cup me chaai lekar aayi aur unke saamne table par rakh di, un dono ko dekhkar mujhe pichli raat waali ghatnaa yaad aa gayi. Vo sab yaad karte huye mujhe maami ki kahi huyi baat bhi yaad aa gayi, use yaad karte hi mera khoon ubaale maarne laga. Mai chupchaap dining table par baith gaya, mama ne 1 baar mujhse meri choton ke baare me poocha to maine unhe bhi accident waali kahaani suna di. Thodi der me maami mere liye naashta le aayi, mai chupchaap nashta karne laga. Mama bhi mujhse mere school aur padhaai ke baare me baatein karne lage, unhe dekhkar to aisa lag raha tha jaise raat me kuch hua hi na ho.
Nashta karke mai school ke liye nikal gaya, school pahochkar mai apni bench pe aake baith gaya. Thodi der me Shubham bhi aa gaya.
Shubham--aur laude....aaj kaise school ki yaad aa gayi tujhe? Aur 1 baat bata, ye tere chehre ke 12 kisne baja diye
Mai--kuch nahi yaar,kal accident ho gaya tha.
Shubham--tere jeewan me bahot pareshaaniyan hai bhai, saale jahaan tu jaata hai wahaan kuch na kuch kaand ho jaata hai. Pehle vo Haridwar waala blast,fir pub waala aur aaj yeh....
Mai--haa sach me yaar....mai bhi aaj subah yahi soch raha tha. Jeewan ke laude lage huye hain, mai soch bhi raha tha ki kya galat kar raha hoon jo mere saath ye sab ho raha hai. Fir yaad aaya ki bahot dino se Daya ben ke darshan nahi kiye, yahin se kripa ruki huyi hai. Mai aa gaya school, ab kripa barsegi...
Shubham--lol...acha sun mere bhai. Tariq bhai yaad kar rahe the tujhe, bol rahe the ki aa kyon nahi raha tu. Bhai is saturday aa jaaiyo varna vo aadmi tere laude laga dega....
Mai--yahaan mere jeewan me pehle hi sukh shaanti nahi hai,kaand pe kaand ho rahe hain aur ye Tariq bhai ko patte khilwaane hai mujhse. Theek hai, bol dena ki aa jaaunga mai is saturday....
Uske baad vo din school me bakchodiyaan karte huye nikal gaya. Vo din kya, poora hafta bakchodiyon me nikal gaya. Us weekend par mai Tariq ke adde par chala gaya, usne bhi mujhse itne din se na aane ka reason poocha to maine bahaana bana diya. Us shaam maine us bhai ka acha khaasa profit karwaaya, uske baad oopar hotel me Shubham ke saath daaru peekar aur mast murga tod ke waapis ghar aa gaya. Jeewan ab dheere-2 patri par aa raha tha, mera ab daily routine ban gaya tha, pehle school,fir wahaan se ghar, uske baad Shubham ke ghar jaakar uske saath bakchodi aur fir waapis ghar aakar mast khaana khaakar so jaana. Kabhi kabhaar ghar se chacha,chachi aur dadi ka phone aa jaata tha to unse baat ho jaati thi. 1 phone ka mujhe aur intezaar rehta tha, vo tha Maya ka. Mai bhale hi us din un logo ko gaali bak raha tha lekin mann hi mann me mai chahta tha ki vo mujhe call karein. Miles ke saath huye us kaand ko yaad karke mujhe kick milti thi, jeewan me pehli baar maine kisi khatre ka aise paas se saamna kiya tha. Vo bhi apne aap me 1 experience tha jise mai fir se jeena chaahta tha, lekin Maya ka phone nahi aaya. Mai thode din intezaar karta raha lekin fir maine aas lagaana hi chhod diya, idhar ghar me mama-maami ka kalesh normal hota jaa raha tha. Ab hafte me mama 2-3 baar to us raat jaisi same bakchodi kar dete the,vo maami ko pelte, unhe gandi-2 gaaliyan dete aur maami unhe kuch bolne ya palat kar waar karne ke bajaaye bas roti rehti. Maine bhi us raat ke baad se is matter me interest lena chhod diya tha, jab maami hi kuch karna nahi chahti to mai kyon kuch karoon.
Dheere-2 november ka mahina aadha beet gaya aur sardiyon ke mausam apne ufaan par aane lage, 1 din mera aur Shubham ka school bunk maarke movie dekhne jaane ka plan bana. Movie ke baad Shubham ghar nikal gaya aur mai bhi mast paidal-2 apne ghar ki taraf aa raha tha. Raaste me mujhe 1 panwaadi ki dukaan dikhi, wahaan rukkar maine 1 cigarette jala li aur kone me dupak kar cigarette peene laga. Maadarchod aaspaas ki bheed ka bharosa nahi tha, school ki dress me cigarette peete huye dekh lete to kuch chutiye bina baat bawaal karte hain. Mai mast sutte ke kash le raha tha ki tabhi mujhe mama dikhe, vo bike se kahin jaa rahe the. Hairaan to mai yeh dekhkar hua ki koi aurat unke peeche baithi huyi thi, usne apne mooh par kapda baandh rakha tha jiski wajah se mai uska chehra nahi dekh paya. Yeh baat to pakki thi ki vo maami nahi thi. Iske do kaaran the, pehla jis hisaab se vo aurat mama se chipak kar baithi thi, vaise mama maami ko to nahi baithne denge, ye baat maine ghar me ho rahe kaleshon ko dhyaan me rakhte huye kahi thi. Doosra reason tha ki us aurat ka jism maami jitna bhara hua nahi tha.
Mere dimaag me ab 1 hi baat chal rahi thi ki yeh aurat aakhir hai kon aur ye mama se aise chipak ke kyon baithi hai. Maine socha ki unka peecha karta hoon, maine turant 1 auto rukwaaya aur fir driver se mama ka peecha karne ko kaha. Thodi der me mama apni printing press par pahoch gaye. Unhone bike printing press ke gate par na rokkar uske paas waali gali me ghusa di, unhe aisa karte dekh mujhe ab mama pe shaq hone laga tha. Mai bhi auto se utar gaya aur printing press ke baahar thodi door jaakar chhip gaya, kuch der wait karne ke baad press me kaam karne waale saare log baahar aa gaye. Mai sochne laga ki yeh maajra kya hai, vo sabhi log 1 saath baatein karte huye kisi taraf jaa rahe the. Maine socha ki pata kiya jaaye ki aakhir chakkar kya hai, maine apni power kari activate aur un me se 1 ka dimaag padhne laga. Vo log aapas me mere baare me baatein kar rahe the.
Aadmi1--bhala ho Madan saahab ke bhaanje ka...chalo aaj uske janamdin ke mauke ki wajah se hum logo ko kam se kam party to mil gayi.
Aadmi2--maalik ne to paise aur 2 ghante ki chhutti de di hai ye bolkar ki party karo lekin ab aap sab decide to kar lo ki chalna kahaan hai....
Itna mujhe samajh me aa gaya tha ki mama ne workers se jhoot bola hai ki aaj mera birthday hai aur unhe paise aur 2 ghante ki chhutti de di hai. Mere dimaag ne mujhse yahi kaha ki press ke andar chalke pata karte hain ki mama andar kya gul khila rahe hain. Un workers ke jaane ke 10 minute baad mai press ki taraf chal diya, jab main gate par pahocha to paaya ki main gate band tha. Mai sochne laga ki vo aurat aur mama andar gaye kaise, saamne ke darwaaze se to maine unhe jaate dekha nahi. Mai us gali me chala gaya jahaan mama ne apni bike ghusaai thi, thodi door chalne ke baad mujhe mama ki bike dikhaayi di. Wahin par press ka peeche waala gate tha, maine 1 baar aaspaas dekha aur fir us gate ki taraf chal diya. Gate band tha, maine use halke se dhakka diya. Dhakka dete huye mai bas yahi soch raha tha ki gate band na ho aur hua bhi aisa hi, gate khula hua tha. Mai dabe paaon se gate se andar aa gaya, mai mama ko dhoond raha tha ki tabhi mere kaano me "oooohhhhh...aaahhhhhhhh..." ki maadak aawazein padi. Mai kuch aisa hi expect kar raha tha, ab tak mai sure ho chuka tha ki mama andar us aurat ki chudai hi kar rahe honge. Bas ab mujhe ye jaanana tha ki vo aurat aakhir hai kon, mai chupchap us aawaaz ki taraf chal diya. Thodi der baad maine dekha ki mama nange kursi par baithe huye the, vo aurat bhi nangi thi aur mama ki god me lund ki sawaari kar rahi thi. Mai us aurat ki sirf peeth dekh paa raha tha, mai wahin kone me chhip gaya aur unki chudai dekhne laga.
Mai kaafi der tak intezaar karta raha ki abhi ye position badlenge aur fir mai us aurat ka chehra dekh paaunga lekin kaafi der intezaar karne ke baad bhi unhone position change nahi ki. Mai wahaan khade-2 pareshaan ho raha tha ki tabhi mera dimaag chilaaya.
Dimaag--behan ke laude.....itna hi mara jaa raha hai uska chehra dekhne ke liye to mera istemaal kar le na....
Maine socha ki yeh bhi theek hai, maine apni powers activate kari aur mama ke dimaag me ghus gaya. Maine jaise hi uska chehra dekha mere hosh udd gaye.
Mai(mann me)---behanchod.....Revathi......
Jis-2 ko Revathi yaad nahi hai, vo jaake update-60 padho.
Revathi ko dekhte hi mere hosh udd gaye, behanchod ye chal kya raha hai. Us din ye mujhe gigolo samajh ke mujh se chud gayi aur aaj mama se, ho kya raha hai ye sab. Mai kuch der ye sab process karta raha ki tabhi mere dimaag me aaya ki iska video bana lete hain, shaayad us din maami ki kahi gayi baat abhi bhi mere zehan me ghoon rahi thi. Agar mai maami ko mama ki yeh harqat dikha deta to kam se kam unke oopar se mama ke pati parmeshwar waala bhoot to hatata. Maine apna phone nikaala aur usme mama ki raasleela record karne laga.Kuch der baad Revathi mama ke lund se utar gayi aur zameen par unke saamne baith gayi, usne mama ke lund ko apni mutthi me bhar liya aur use hilaane lagi.
Madan--aahhhhh Revathi.....ise mat tadpa....aaahhhhhh ise apne garam honthon ka sparsh karwa de......aaaahhhhhh karwa dena please.....
Revathi kuch der mama ki aankhon me dekhte huye unke lund se khelti rahi aur fir usne mama ka lund mooh me bhar liya, vo zor-2 se uske chuppe lagaane lagi. Mama ke haath bhi Revathi ke sar par chale gaye aur vo uske baalon ko sehlaane lage
Kuch der baad mama Revathi ke mooh me jhad gaye. Revathi bhi kisi pornstar ki tarah mama ki saari malaai chaap gayi. Mama kuch der chair par baiithe haafte rahe aur uske baad unhone Revathi ka haath pakad ke use uthaaya aur 1 kiss kiya. Use kiss karne ke baad unhone 1 paani ki bottle uthaayi aur usme se paani peene lage.
Revathi--Madan....aur kitne din hum logo ko aise chhip-2 kar milna hoga. Vo din kab aayega jab hum duniya ke saamne 1 ho paayenge.
Madan--jab tak vo gawaar mere gale me bandhi huyi hai tab tak mai kuch nahi kar sakta Revathi....
Revathi--tum chhod kyon nahi dete us gawaar Geeta ko?
Madan--aasaan hota to kab ka chhod deta use Revathi lekin mera baap jo use baandh ke gaya hai mere gale me....
Revathi--saari galti tumhaari hai Madan...tumhe apne pitaji ko shaadi se pehle hi humaare baare me bata dena chahiye tha.....
Mai(mann me)--shaadi se pehle.....iska matlab ye dono puraane premi hai. Arre behanchod......ye kya khichdi pak rahi hai be.....saala poora pariwaar hi kaandi hai mera.....
Madan--arre bataaya tha maine mere baap ko.....saala buddha maana hi nahi. Us par to pata nahi kya bhoot sawaar tha us zaahil ka, maine bola tha shaadi se pehle mere baap se ki mai padha likha hoon aur vo anpadh hai. Tumhaare baare me bhi bataaya tha ki tum kitni padhi likhi,samajhdaar aur khoobsurat ho. Har maamle me tum usse behtar ho lekin fir bhi mere baap ne meri 1 na suni. Zabardasti shaadi to karwaayi hi saath me mere hisse ki zameen bhi apni waseehat me uske naam kar di....
Revathi--us zameen ke baare me to baat hi mat karo....dekhi hai maine vo zameen. Kaudiyon ke daam bhi nahi bikegi vo...
Madan--zyada din vo kaudiyon ke bhaaw ki nahi rahhegi.....maine suna hai ki wahaan koi govt. project aa raha hai....agle 1-2 saal me vo zameeen karodon ki ho jaayegi....
Revathi--karodon ki.....fir to tumhaari biwi crorepatni ban jaayegi. Tab to tum usi ke peeche bhaagoge....mujhe to bhool hi jaaoge tum.....
Madan--aisa kabhi nahi hoga Revathi, us aurat ke saath to ab 1 bhi din mujhe guzaarna jail me rehne jaisa lagta hai....mere dil jaanta hai Revathi ki kaise jhel raha hoon mai us aurat ko. Agar tumse aisi mulaaqaatein na ho to mai to kab ka paagal ho jaata uske saath.....mai tumse bahot pyaar karta hoon Revathi....bahot....
Revathi--jhoote ho tum.....agar tumhaare dil me Geeta ke liye kuch hai hi nahi to woh Amar kaise paida ho gaya?
Madan--uske saath sone ki to mere ichcha hi nahi thi Revathi.....uske saath sona to door, use haath lagaane me bhi ghinn aati hai mujhe. Vo to mere baap ne mujh par dabaaw daala tha, buddhe ne kaha tha ki bachche ke baad zameen mere naam kar dega. Mai maan bhi gaya aur Amar ke baad kaafi din tak aas laga ke baitha raha ki zameen mere naam par ho jaayegi lekin nahi, mere baap ne mera fir se chutiya kaata aur oopar nikal gaya.....haattttttt saalaaa.......
Revathi--1 kaam karo, abhi tum Geeta se kaho ki vo zameen tumhaare naam kar de, vo tumhaari baat maan bhi jaayegi. Jab zameen tumhaare naam ho jaaye to talaak de dena use....
Madan--talaak ke baad fir use alumni me apni aadhi jayedaad bhi deni pad jaayegi mujhe, uske baad aadhi zameen to jaayegi hi aur bhi bahot kuch dena pad jaayega.
Revathi--talaak tum use de nahi sakte.....fir to 1 hi chaara bachta hai humaare paas. Marwa do use.....
Madan--paagalon jaisi baatein mat karo...hum dono fass jaayenge.....
Revathi--kuch nahi hoga Madan.....hum thodi na maarenge use. In maamlo me mere pati ke contacts kaam aayenge, vo jaanta hai bahot saare contract killers ko. Un me se kisi 1 ko paisa dekar Geeta ka kaam tamaam karwa doongi mai.
Madan--tumhaare pati ke contacts itne khatarnaak logon se hai.....agar kisi din use humaare baare me pata chal gaya to fir vo hume bhi marwa sakta hai.....
Revathi--arre tum chinta mat karo...1 baar tumhaari biwi mar gayi aur zameen hume mil gayi to hum ban jaayenge crorepati....uske baad mere pati ka bhi kaam tamaam karwa doongi contract killer se.....fir humaare raaste ki saari rukaawatein khatam. Uske baad hume 1 hone se koi nahi rok sakta....
Madan--superb idea Revathi....tum bahot shaatir ho. Chalo,ab isi baat par 1 round aur ho jaaye....
Mama ne Revathi ko apni baahon me kas liya aur uske honthon ko betahaasha choomne lage, saath-2 vo uske chootad bhi masal rahe the. Mai kuch der aur un dono ki kaam krida dekhta raha lekin fir mera bhi mood banane laga. Lund pant me sar utha raha tha jise abhi shaant karna zaroori tha, us waqt kuch bhi karna theek nahi tha. Maine recording band ki aur dabe paaon wahaan se nikal gaya, mai press ke baahar aaya aur fir wahaan se 1 auto pakad ke ghar ki taraf nikal pada. Raaste me mere dimaag me sirf mama aur Revathi ki baatein chal rahi thi.
Mai(mann me)--behanchod....mama to mama shakuni ke bhi baap nikle.....maami ko tapkaane ki hi planning kar rahe hain. Aaj hi maami ko yeh video dikhaata hoon, kam se kam us paagal aurat ke sar se mama ka bhoot to utarega varna aise hi maar khaati rahegi aur 1 din bhagwaan ko pyaari ho jaayegi...
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Aadhe ghante me auto waale ne mujhe ghar chhod diya, use paise dekar mai ghar ke andar ki taraf daud pada. Jaise hi mai ghar ke gate pe pahocha to paaya ki gate pe taala laga tha, maine socha ki maami ko call karta hoon ki vo kahaan hai. Maine unhe call laga di, thodi der baad unhone phone uthaaya.
Geeta--haa Samar....bol?
Mai--maami...aap kahaan ho?
Geeta--arre mai tujhe bataana bhool gayi....mai apne bhaiya ke yahaan aayi huyi hoon,Amar ko lene gayi thi. Parso subah tak aaungi....
Mai(chidhte huye)--arrey yaar......dhatt......
Geeta--tu aisa chidchida kyon ho raha hai?
Mai--arre kuch bataana tha aapko.....
Geeta--phone pe bata de....
Pehle maine socha ki maami ko bata deta hoon par fir maine socha ki unhe phone pe bataana sahi nahi rahega, jab vo parson aayengi to unhe sab kuch bata doonga aur saath me vo video bhi dikha doonga.
Mai--rehne do abhi. Jab aap aaoge,tab bata doonga
Geeta--theek hai. Chaabi maine padosi ko de rakhi hai aur khaana bana rakha hai, khaa liyo.
Mai--ok...
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Maine padosiyon se chaabi li aur ghar ke andar jaake khaana khaaya, uske baad vo din boriyat me hi nikal gaya. Agle din saturaday tha to mai subaah school gaya aur shaam ko Shubham ke saath Tariq ke adde par chala gaya.
Tariq ke adde par pahochkar mai seedha uske office me gaya par vo wahaan nahi tha, maine uske patthe Rajan se poocha to usne bataaya ki Tariq abhi aaya nahi hai, thodi der me aayega. Usse baat karke mai chip lekar sabse zyada daaw waali table par chala gaya. Mai jaise hi wahaan pahocha to mujhe Raathi wahaan baitha hua mila.
Mai--kaise ho Raathi seth?
Raathi--haa theek hoon......
Mai--bade dino baad dikhe ho.....1 game ho jaaye.....
Raathi--pehle baith to jaa bhai...
Mai table par baith gaya, un logo ne mere bhi patte baatein aur uske baad hum log teen patti ka khel khelne lage. 3-4 round huye aur maine un logo ki khoob gaand maari, saalo ki shuruwaat me hi haalat tight kar di maine. Hum log khel hi rahe the ki itne me 7-8 logon ne adde me entry maari. Unme se 1 banda poori chaud me aage-2 chal raha tha, baaki ke sab uske peeche chal rahe the. Usne 1 baar Raajan se baat kari aur uske baad humaari table par aa gaya, vo shaayad Raathi ko pehchaanta tha.
Aadmi--kaise ho Raathi?
Raathi--theek hoon Raja bhaiya, aap kaise ho?
Raja--arre badiya hoon mai bhi, bade dino baad dikhe ho. Biwi ke pallu me chhipe huye the kya.....
Raathi--bhai sab aaj pata nahi kyon mujhe yahi keh rahe hain ki mai bade dino baad dikha hoon. Mai to regular aata hoon yahaan pe.
Raja--acha...dhandha badiya chal raha hai tumhaara?
Raathi--kahaan Raja bhaiya. Mere poore dhandhe ki band to aapne hi baja di hai.
Raja--ab kya kare Raathi. Dhandha me saamne waale ke nuksaan se zyada apna faayeda dekha jaata hai. Chalo ye sab chhodo aur mere bhi patte baato.
Wo bhi 1 chair pakad kar baith gaya, Raathi ne is baari gaddi feti aur Raja ko bhi patte diye. 1-2 game aur huye aur usme bhi maine acha hi perform kiya, us Raja ke bhi paise bhi mere hi hisse me aaye.
Raja--Raathi seth....ye chhokara kon hai?
Raathi--naya launda hai bhaiya....kaafi acha khelta hai.
Raja--achcha, zara hum bhi aazma ke dekhe ise.
Thode aur daaw khele gaye aur tumhaara bhai to aaj Rohit Sharma hi ban gaya tha. Jaise usne Sri Lanka ki gaand faad di thi, maine bhi un logo ki gaand faad di. Maine 1 baar un sabke chehre dekhe to un par 12 baje huye the, us Raja ki bhi hawaaiyaan udi huyi thi. Maine socha aaj ke liye bahot ho gaya, mai apne hisse ke chip utha raha tha ki tabhi Raja ne mera haath pakad liya.
Raja--itni bhi kya jaldi hai bhai....
Mai--mera ho gaya bhai...
Raja--acha, lekin humaara nahi hua.
Mai--matlab?
Raja--matlab ye beta ki mujhe tujhpe shaq ho raha hai. Mai itne saalon se patte khel raha hoon lekin aaj tak maine kisi ko aise lagataar jeetate huye nahi dekha. Jisko by chance dekha bhi hai, vo hamesha aakhiri me cheating karta hua pakda gaya hai. Mujhe teri talaashi leni hai....
Mai--mai koi cheating nahi kar raha bhai, mai apna fair game khel raha hoon. Ab tum log mujhse nahi jeet paa rahe, isme meri kya galti hai. Aise rone se achchha hai ki tum jaake apna game sudhaaro....
Raja--tu cheating nahi kar raha tha to tujhe talaashi dene me bhi koi dikkat nahi hone chahiye.
Mai--abbe mai bol raha hoon na ki maine cheating nahi ki, tere samajh me nahi aa raha kya hai chutiye. Kab se bachcho ki tarah 1 hi ratt laga ke baitha hai behan ka lauda....
Raja--kya bola tune. Haan, kya bola tu?
Raja gusse me apni chair se khada ho gaya, usne apni kamar se gun nikaali, mera collar pakad ke mujhe uthaaya aur mere maathe par gun laga di. Gun dekh ke meri thoda gaand to fatti par maine socha ki pichli baar bhi Raathi ne aisa hi kiya tha, tab Tariq ne uski gaand faad di thi. Isko bhi Taariq ke naam se daraata hoon.
Mai--kya kar raha hai bhai tu, tujhe pata hai na ki yahaan guns laana aur doosre players ko dhamkaana allowed nahi hai. Taariq bhai ko pata chalega to bilkul achchha nahi hoga tere liye....gaand faad denge vo teri....
Maine itna bola hi tha ki pata nahi table par baithe sabhi bando ko kya hua ki vo zor-2 se hasne lage, maine 1 baar un sabki taraf dekha to vo mujhe hi dekh kar has rahe the. Vo saala Raja bhi has raha tha, maine socha ki behanchod inhe hua kya hai,maine aisa kya bol diya ki inhe itni hasi aa rahi hai.
Raja--aisa kya....chal bula Taariq ko. Bula....abbe bula na bhosdike.....
Usne ye bolte hi mere gaal pe 1 thappad de maara, usne thappad maara hi tha ki uske saathiyon ne turant mujhe gher ke pakad liya aur sabhi mujh pe haath saaf karne lage. Pehle to vo log mujhe gher kar mukko se maarte rahe aur uske baad unhone mujhe zameen par gira diya aur laaton se maarne lage, aaspaas khade log sirf tamaasha dekh rahe the. Mai apne aap ko bachaane ki koshish bhi kar raha tha par saala 1 ka pair rokta to 2 aur laatein padti thi. Thodi der baad Raja ne unhe roka, mai abhi bhi zameen par pada hua tha. Raja mere paas aaya aur mujhe collar se pakad ke uthaaya aur fir se gun mere maathe par laga di.
Raja--bahot charbi chadhi thi na tere ko, utar gayi ya aur utaarun. Haa....chal abhi bula Taariq ko, bula ab behan ke laude.....
Mai kuch bolta ki tabhi mujhe Taariq ki aawaaz sunaayi di, vo bhaagte-2 Raja ke paas aaya. Shubham bhi uske saath me hi tha.
Taariq--Raja bhaiya, aap kab aaye? Is launde ko kyon maar rahe ho aap, kya galti ho gayi isse?
Raja--abbe saala mujhse faaltu bakwaas kar raha tha yeh, aur to aur....mujhe tere naam se dhamka raha tha.
Taariq--bachcha hai Raja bhaiya, galti ho gayi isse. Ise pata nahi tha ki aap kon ho...
Raja--abbe aise kaise nahi pata mere baare me, saale poore Uttarakhand ko pata hai ki Raja kon hai?
Shubham--bhaiya...isse galti ho gayi. Yeh naya aaya hai yahaan pe, isko zyada yahaan ke logo ke baare me nahi pata. Maaf kardo isko please bhaiya
Taariq--haa bhaiya....aap shaant ho jaao. Maaf kar do ise...
Raja--tu bol raha hai isliye jaane de raha hoon ise Taariq,bata diyo ise mere baare me.(meri taraf dekhte huye) Aur tu chutiye.....ye Taariq se achchi tarah jaan liyo tere is baap ke baare me. Agli baar mai kahin dikhun to turant jhuk ke namaste bolne ka mere ko....samjha?
Ye bolte hi usne 1 aur thappad mere gaal par de maara aur fir mujhe dhakka deke wahaan se apne aadmiyo ke saath chala gaya, mai chupchaap zameen par sar jhukaaye baith gaya. Shubham mere paas aaya aur mujhse meri haalat ke baare me poochne laga lekin mai usse kuch na bola. Taariq ne bhi 1 baar mere ko dekha aur fir wahaan khade sabhi logo se bola ki apna-2 kaam kare, uske baad Taariq ne Shubham ko mujhe uske cabin me laane ko kaha aur khud cabin me chala gaya. Shubham ne mujhe uthaaya aur fir Taariq ke cabin ki taraf le jaane laga, mai abhi bhi sar jhukaaye chal raha tha ki tabhi mujhe table par se Raathi ki aawaaz aayi.
Raathi--aaj aaya na ooth pahaad ke neeche....
Aadmi2--gaand aur guroor....dono tod diye Raja bhaiya ne iske...
Mai un sabki baaton ko sunta hua chalta raha, thodi der me hum cabin me pahoch gaye. Taariq ne humaare andar aate hi cabin ka darwaaza band kiya aur Shubham ne mujhe kursi par bitha diya.
Taariq--chutiye.....kisi ko bhi mere naam se dhamkaane lag jaayega tu. Saale pata bhi hai vo kon tha, is adde ka baap tha vo. Vijju bhai ka right hand hai Raja, ye juye ka dhandha vo sambhaalta hai. Shukar mana ki mai time pe aa gaya varna teri laash hi milti yahaan pe. Saale har kisi se faaltu nahi bolna chahiye, vo talaashi maang rahe the to de deta. Konsa tu cheating kar raha tha, unke mann ko bhi tasalli ho jaati lekin nahi tujhe to hero banana hai na behan ke laude....
Taariq mujhe sunaata gaya lekin mai sar jhukaaye baitha raha, dard to mujhe bahot ho raha tha lekin saath-2 mai andar hi andar apne gusse aur beizzati ki aag me jal raha tha. Miles ke case ke baad mai khud ko bahot bada soorma samajhne laga tha jisne desh ke PM ko bachaaya aur Miles ko pakadne me 1 secret organization ki madad kari. Us incident ko yaad karke mai roz special feel karta tha, roz lagta tha ki mai bekaar nahi hoon. Maine apni zindagi me kuch to ukhaada hai, kuch nahi bahot kuch ukhaada hai. Lekin aaj vo saala Raja mujhe meri aukaad dikha ke chala gaya, usne mujhe ehsaas kara diya ki mai chaahe kuch bhi kar loon lekin rahunga 1 mamuli gali ka launda hi jiske paas thoda bahot dimaag hai lekin paisa aur power bilkul bhi nahi. Jiski khud ki koi identity nahi, jhaant koi nahi jaanta use isliye doosron ke naam se uchalta hai.
Thodi der Taariq ne mujhe aur sunaaya lekin jab usne dekha ki mai react hi nahi kar raha hoon to usne Shubham se mujhe oopar hotel ke room me le jaane ko kaha. Mai bhi chupchaap Shubham ke saath oopar hotel ke kamre me chala gaya, thodi der me 1 hotel ka banda daaru ki botal aur murga le aaya. Shubham ne peg banaane shuru kiye aur mujhe deta gaya, mai bhi apne mann ko halka karne ke liye daaru peene laga lekin neeche jo kuch bhi hua tha, mai use bhool hi nahi paa raha tha. Shubham bhi mera mood light karne ke liye mazaak karta raha lekin mai uski baat par dhyaan hi nahi de raha tha. Hum dono wahaan daaru peete rahe aur fir chicken khaake hotel se nikal gaye, Shubham ne mujhe mere ghar chhod diya aur aapne ghar chala gaya. Mai seedha apne kamre me gaya aur bistar ke andar let gaya, mai us ghatna ko bhoolna chaahta tha lekin apne dimaag se use nikaal hi nahi paa raha tha. Jaise-taise mujhe raat me neend aa gayi, agli subah mai kareeb 10 baje utha. Uthate hi fir se mere dimaag me pichli raat waali ghatna chalne lagi, mai wahi sab sochte huye toilet me ghus gaya lekin jaise hi maine nal khola to usme se paani nahi aa raha tha. Mera bahot zor se pressure ban raha tha to maine socha ki neeche waale toilet me chala jaata hoon. Mai neeche ground floor par aaya aur wahaan bane toilet me ghus gaya. Mai commode par baitha hag raha tha aur apni pichli raat ki beizzati ke baare me soch raha tha ki tabhi mujhe bagal me bane bathroom ke darwaaze ke band hone ki aawaaz aayi. Maine use ignore kiya aur fir se apne khayaalon me kho gaya, bathroom se mujhe choodiyaan khanakne ki aawaaz aayi to mai samajh gaya ki bathroom me maami hai. Achaanak mere dimaag me us din mama aur Revathi ki baatein chalne lagi, maine socha ki aaj maami ko vo video dikha doonga. Mai apni gaand dhone ke liye paani kholne hi waala tha ki tabhi mujhe bathroom se "aaaahhhhhhh...." ki aawaaz sunaayi di, maine socha ki ye maami ko kya hua ki achaanak vo aise siski ki tabhi mujhe mere dimaag ne aawaaz lagaayi.
Dimaag--1 baar maami ke dimaag me ghuske dekh ki kya hua hai unhe, aisi aawaaz kyon nikaali unhone.
Mai--abbe chutiye...aise kaise unke dimaag me ghus jaaun. Vo is waqt bina kapdon ke hogi, aise nahi ghus sakta mai....
Dimaag--abbe lodu....kahin vo takleef me huyi to. Kahin maama ne aaj hi unka game bajaane ka socha ho aur abhi un par waar kiya ho kisi cheez se isliye aisi aawaaz nikaali ho unhone....
Mai--ho sakta hai.... mai abbhi ghusta hoon unke dimaag me...
Maine apni powers activate kari aur maami ke dimaag me ghus gaya, unke dimaag me ghuste hi jo maine dekha usse mere hosh udd gaye. Maami is waqt bina kapdon ke khadi thi, vo apne dono haathon se apne chooche daba rahi thi aur sisak rahi thi. Dheere-2 unki siskiyon ka volume badhta jaa raha tha, unhe ye nahi pata tha ki mai bagal waale toilet me hi hoon. Mai yeh waala toilet use nahi karta tha, hamesha apne room ka toilet use karta tha. Maama office me the aur Amar shaayad so raha tha, isliye maami ko laga ki is waqt ground floor par koi nahi hoga. Isi kaaran se vo apni aawaazon ko control nahi kar rahi thi.
Maami niche zameen par baith gayi, unhone apne haath me nahaane waala shower le liya aur shower ki speed full kardi. Vo niche baithi hui thi apni dono taange faila kar,ek haath se apni choot ke hotho ko failaaya aur doosre haath se unhone shower full speed me on kiya aur paani full force se unki choot pe gira.
Geeta--aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
Maami itni tez cheekhi ki ground floor me maujood kisi ne bhi sun liya hota, maami ki vo cheekh sunkar mere lund ne 1 zor ka jhatka khaaya. Mai bhi uttejit ho gaya aur maine turant apne lund ko kas kar apni mutthi me kaid kar liya. Udhar maami ne pehle to thodi der shower ko band kiya aur saans lene lagi lekin fir unhone shower ko dobaara on kiya aur uski dhaar ko apni choot par maarne lagi, aisa karte huye vo zor-2 se sisak rahi thi.
Kuch der vo apni choot ke saath shower se khilwaad karti rahi lekin fir unse bardaasht kar paana mushkil ho gaya. Unhone shower band kar diya aur vahi let kar haafne lagi
Pure badan pe paani ki bunde chipki hui thi aur kuch boonde fisal kar unki choot ke andar bhi utar rahi thi. Unhone zameen par baithe huye apne dono hath pichhe kar rakhe the aur dono pair faila rakhe the. Unki choot ke hoth bhi dhile se pad gaye the, unhone apne 1 haath ki ungaliyaan apni choot ke daane par rakh di aur use sehlaane lagi. Aisa karte hi unke mooh se 1 aur maadak siski nikli,"aaahhhh...". Unke chehre par hasi thi aur aankhe aadhi hawas ke nashe me bandh ho chuki thi. "aaahhh...aaaahhhh...." karte hue vo apni kamar hila rahi thi
Geeta--aaahhhhhh aaaahhhhh...ummm.... haa chodo mujhe.....ahhhh....aur zor se chodo mujhe...haa aise hi....aahhhh....Madan ji...chodo apni is biwi ko aaahhhhhhhh.... aaj subaah se choot me aaahhhh choot me aag lagi huyi hai aaaahhhhhh ufffff........siiiiiiiiii........chod-2 kar meri choot ko geela kar dijiye...aaahhhhhh.......iski pyaas bujha dijiye Madan ji aaahhhhh aaaahhhhhhhh
Maami ne apna doosra hath aage laakar 2 ungliyaan choot ke andar daali di, andar daalte hi unka muh khul gaya aur smile karte-2 vo siskiya bharne lagi
Idhar mai bhi maami ki maadak siskaariyaan sunte huye apne lund ko tezi se hila raha tha, mere dimaag me bhi hawas ka nasha chadh chuka tha. Kal raat ki baatein to mai bhool chuka tha, kuch tha dimaag me to vo maami ke bade-2 chooche aur phool si gulaabi,bina baalon waali choot. Yahi sab sochte huye mai muthiyaa raha tha, udhar maami bhi apni choot pe bilkul reham nahi kar rahi thi. Unki choot itna paani chhod rahi thi ki ungali karne ki wajah se "fuch fuch fuch" ki aawaaze poore bathroom me fail gayi thi, haathon ki choodiyaan bhi aapas me takraakar "khann...khann..." ki aawaazein nikaal rahi thi jo mere andar ke josh ko aur badhaati jaa rahi thi. Itni tezi se to mai lund se chudai nahi karta tha jitni tezi se vo apni choot me ungaliyaan chala rahi thi. Kuch hi der me vo apne charam par pahochne lagi.
Geeta--aahhhhh Madan ji.....aaahhhhhhh ufffffff mera hone waala hai Madan ji.......aaaahhhhhhh aaahhhhhhhh ooooiiiiiiii mmmaaaaa........
Maami cheekhte huye jhadne lagi, yahaan mera bhi bura haal ho chala tha. Mai bhi maami ki vo aakhiri kilkaari sun ke josh me aa gaya aur lund ko zor-2 se hilaane laga, kuch hi der me mere lund ne bhi apna laawa ugalna shuru kar diya. Hum dono thodi der nidhaal hokar pade rahe aur apni saanso ko durust karne ki koshish karne lage, thodi der baad maami thoda bahot nahaayi aur fir apne kapde pehan kar bathroom se nikal kar apne kamre me chali gayi. Unke kamre me jaane ke baad maine apni gaand dhoyi aur haath dhokar dheere se toilet se baahar nikla taaki maami ko shaq na ho ki maine unhe vo sab karte suna hai. Toilet se baahar aate hi mai kitchen me gaya aur paani peene laga. Paani peete-2 mere dimaag me ab kuch alag hi khichdi pakne lagi thi.
Mai(muskuraate huye)--aapne sahi kaha tha maami. Aapki madad karne ka waqt nikal gaya, ab waqt hai sirf faayeda uthaane ka.
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Wellcome Back bhai
Welcome back nd Nice update
Aaram se gote khujao
4 Updates posted guys
Padho aur reviews do
Aur haa please thode bade bade reviews dena is baar. Lagna chahiye ki 4 updates laayak reviews hain
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Abbe saala, ye to ajab bakchodi ho gayi. Matlab present mein jo Samar Coma mein leta hua hai wo 10 maheene baad ka Scene hai. Ek nayi choot ka bhi intezaam hone hi waala hai joki koyi aur nahi balki Geeta Mami khud hai. Ye saala Madan Mama, bahute kameena nikla, matlab Geeta ka murder karwa dena chahta hai saala. Par jo Samar ka hospital waala scene tha present mein uss se laga ke Madan aage chalkar sudhar jaayega.
But iss sabmein ye Revathi bhi tapak padi. Lage ke ye dono kaafi puraane premi hain par parivaar ke dabaav mein aakar kahin aur shaadi karni padi. Par Revathi saali uss din Samar se kaahe chud rahi thi, matlab wo Madan ka kaat rahi hai shayad paison ke liye. Aur aage chalkar Shayad Madan ko Revathi ki sachayi pata chale aur isiliye wo sudhar jaaye.
Ab lagta hai ke Samar ka ek naya roop dekhne ko milega. Club mein huyi beizzati ke baad wo paisa aur power kamaana hi chahega taaki uss gunde se badla le sake. Par kaise, ye to shayad aage pata chale. Idhar Aanchal, Wo bachi aur Miles teeno ka hi sapna aaya Samar ko, lagta hai aage bhi iss tarah ke sapne aate hi rahenge use.
Kuchh bhi ho ab ye to saaf hai ke Geeta Mami ke akelepan aur pyaasi hone ka faayeda Samar ko milne waala hai. Par uss rat ko Geeta ki baaton ka kya matlab tha? Aesi kya majboori hai uski jo Madan jaise kameene ko jhel rahi hai. Shayd uske maayeke mein kuchh problems hon.
Bahot khubsurat updates the bhai. Achha laga ek saath itne updates padhkar. Bas aese hi speed se kahani ko daudate rahiye.
Superb. Agli kadi ki pratiksha mein!!
But iss sabmein ye Revathi bhi tapak padi. Lage ke ye dono kaafi puraane premi hain par parivaar ke dabaav mein aakar kahin aur shaadi karni padi. Par Revathi saali uss din Samar se kaahe chud rahi thi, matlab wo Madan ka kaat rahi hai shayad paison ke liye. Aur aage chalkar Shayad Madan ko Revathi ki sachayi pata chale aur isiliye wo sudhar jaaye.
Ab lagta hai ke Samar ka ek naya roop dekhne ko milega. Club mein huyi beizzati ke baad wo paisa aur power kamaana hi chahega taaki uss gunde se badla le sake. Par kaise, ye to shayad aage pata chale. Idhar Aanchal, Wo bachi aur Miles teeno ka hi sapna aaya Samar ko, lagta hai aage bhi iss tarah ke sapne aate hi rahenge use.
Kuchh bhi ho ab ye to saaf hai ke Geeta Mami ke akelepan aur pyaasi hone ka faayeda Samar ko milne waala hai. Par uss rat ko Geeta ki baaton ka kya matlab tha? Aesi kya majboori hai uski jo Madan jaise kameene ko jhel rahi hai. Shayd uske maayeke mein kuchh problems hon.
Bahot khubsurat updates the bhai. Achha laga ek saath itne updates padhkar. Bas aese hi speed se kahani ko daudate rahiye.
Superb. Agli kadi ki pratiksha mein!!