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UPDATE - 67 Madan mama
10 mahine pehle(diwali ka din)
Mai--arre behanchod....pair ki maa chud gayi....aaahhhh marrr gaya....dono behan ke laude wahaan apni maa chuda gaye....behanchod 1 toh itni help ki un dono ki aur saale mujhe hi road par chhod ke chale gaye....
Driver--arre bhaiyaa....badbadaana chhodiye aur bataaiye jaana kahaan hai aapko.....
Mai is waqt auto me baitha hua tha, department ke dono bhadwe(Maya aur Danny) mujhe road par chhod ke chale gaye the, saalo ko 1 baar bhi taras nahi aaya meri haalat par. Miles se ladte-2 poore shareer ki band baj gayi thi, maine socha ki pehle kisi hospital chalke apna ilaaj karwa lete hain.
Mai--1 kaam kar bhai....kisi clinic ya hospital ki taraf le le. Marham patti karwaani hai...
Autowaale ne auto start kiya aur hospital ki taraf chal pada, mai peeche baithe huye Department aur un dono chutiyon ko gaali bakta raha.
Mai--saala achaai ka zamaana hi nahi hai...maadarchod mai nahi bataata to Miles apna kaam karke nikal jaata. Saalo me 5 paise ki bhi sharam nahi hai, ab mujhe kaise pata hoga ki Trinity kahaan rehta hai. Behanchod maine to pehli baar aaj naam suna hai us laude ka, saala aajkal ke maa-baap ko ho kya gaya hai. Kon apne bachon ka naam Trinity rakhta hai, Matrix me aakhiri baar naam suna tha yeh. Khair maa chudaaye Matrix aur maa chudaaye Trinity....1 baat maine thaan li hai. Aaj se acha banana band....behanchod mai jab-2 kisi ki madad karne ke liye jaata hoon, tab-2 meri gaand marti hai. Isliye aaj se achaai band, kasam khaata hoon behanchod....aaj se mai sirf apne matlab ke liye jiyunga, lauda kisi ki madad nahi karoonga.
Driver--saahab lagta hai sar me zyada hi chot lagi hai aapke.....kab se badbadaaye jaa rahe hain....
Mai--tujhe kya dikkat hai bhai....tu apna kaam kar. Thoda tez chala le ise...vo dekh, cycle waala aage nikal gaya tujhse. Accelerator kheech le thoda bhai....nahi chala paa raha to mujhe de. Mai banaata hoon tere auto ka hawaai jahaaz.....
Meri kadwi baatein sunke auto waale ne 1 baar gusse se mujhe dekha aur fir mann hi mann mujhe 4-5 gaali deke auto chalaane laga. Kuch der baad usne gaadi 1 clinic par rok di, mai use rukne ka bolkar clinic me chala gaya. Wahaan maine marham-patti karwaai aur uske baad waapis auto me baithke ghar waapis aa gaya. Ghar par us waqt sirf maami dikhaayi de rahi thi, jaise hi unhone mere sar pe patti dekhi to wo turant mere paas aa gayi.
Geeta--arre tujhe ye chot kaise lagi?
Mai--kuch nahi maami...vo mai raste se jaa raha tha...mast icecream khaa raha tha....tabhi pata nahi kahaan se 1 bike waala aa gaya aur mujhe bike se thok ke bhaag gaya....
Geeta--arre dhyaan rakhna chahiye tha....aaj ka din to tujhe pata hi hai. Diwali ke din bahot log nashe me dhut hokar bhi chalte hain....aise me apni saavdhaani hume khud rakhni chahiye....
Mai--haa vo to hai....mama aur Amar kahaan hain?
Geeta--Amar mere bhai ke yahaan gaya hua hai aur tere mama kisi kaam se gaye hain baahar,shaam tak aa jaayenge.......tu 1 kaam kar apne kamre me jaake aaraam kar le....
Mai apne kamre me aa gaya,karne ko kuch tha nahi. Nani ki death huyi thi to mama-maami diwaali to manaane waale the nahi, kahin baahar jaane ka bhi mera mood nahi tha. Maine socha thodi der aaraam hi kar leta hoon, mai 1 pain killer khaa ke bed par let gaya aur kab meri aankh lag gayi...mujhe pata hi nahi chala.
Meri neend achanak neeche kuch girne ki aawaaz se khuli, aawaaz bahot tez thi. Mai turant utha aur pehle ye samajhne ki koshish karne laga ki aakhir waqt kya ho raha hai. Maine 1 baar apne phone me dekha to raat ke 12 baj rahe the.
Mai(mann me)--behanchod....yeh raat me kon cheezein gira raha hai. Kahin koi chor to nahi ghus aaya, 1 baar chalke dekhta hoon.
Mai turant apne bed se utha aur fir dabe kadmo se room se baahar aa gaya. Mera room first floor par tha, room se nikalte hi seediyan thi jisse utarkar neeche ground floor par jaa sakte the. Seediyon se utarte hi right side me mama-maami ka kamra tha, saamne ek bada hall tha jiske doosri taraf kitchen tha. Mama-maami ke kamre se aage ki taraf nikal jaaye to 1 toilet aur 1 bathroom bana rakha tha, dono ke beech me sirf 1 deewar thi. First floor par mere room ke saamne seedhiyan paar karte hi chhat type ka khula area bana hua tha.
Khair, mai dabe paaon seediyon se utara to mujhe maami ki aawaaz sunaai di. Mai seedhiyon par hi ruk gaya aur wahaan se hall me jhaankne laga, wahaan maine dekha ki mama sharaab ke nashe me dhut ladkhada rahe the, maami bhi us waqt hall me hi maujood thi.
Geeta--ab aapne sharaab peeni bhi shuru kar di hai......hota kya jaa raha hai aapko?
Madan--chup saali gawaar kahin ki...tere baap ke paison ki nahi pi hai maine. Apne paiso ki pi raha hoon....saala buddha.....usne aur mere baap ne milkar tujh jaisi anpadh jaahil gawaar aurat ko mere palle baandh diya....vo dono buddhe to oopar jaake aish kar rahe hain lekin tujhe yahaan chhod gaye taaki jhelta rahoon tujhe mai....
Geeta--ye kaisi baatein kar rahe ho aap...mere pita ki nahi to kam se kam apne pita ki toh izzat karo...
Madan--izzat karega mera lauda.....saali tujhe yahaan maine mujhse zubaan ladaane ke liye rakha hua hai kya....
Ye bolte hi mama ne maami ke gaal par 3-4 thappad kas ke tika diye, mai chahta to neeche jaake unhe rok sakta tha par maine nahi roka jiske do reason the. Pehla ki mujhe laga ki ye pati-patni ka matter hai, dono aapas me sulta lenge, mai kya karoonga beech me jaake. Doosra reason tha ki maine aaj hi kasam khaayi thi ki kisi ki madad nahi karoonga to ab beech me jaake apni kasam nahi tod sakta mai. Khair, jaise hi mama ne maami ke gaalon par raipat tikaaye to maami ne apna gaal pakad ke rona shuru kar diya, wo bechaari kuch bolne jaa rahi thi ki mama ne unke doosre gaal pe 1 thappad aur tika diya.
Madan--mooh se 1 shabd bhi mat nikaalna varna maar-2 ke tera bhoot bana doonga.....saali gaaon ki gawaar. Mujhse tameez se baat kiya kar....meri wajah se tu itne achchhe ghar me reh rahi hai,achcha khaana khaa paa rahi hai, achchhe kapde pehan paa rahi hai. Agar mujhse shaadi nahi huyi hoti na teri to kahin naukraani ka kaam kar rahi hoti tu, fir khaana padta baasi khaana, pehanti fatte puraane kapde, rehti kisi jhopde me saali.....chal, khana leke aa mere liye.
Maami bechaari kuch der rote huye mama ko dekhti rahi aur fir kitchen me chali gayi khaana laane ke liye, mama ladkhadaate huye kursi par baith gaye. Jitni der me maami unke liye khaana leke aayi, mama ne unhe 2-4 gaaliyaan aur suna di. Maami ne mama ko khaana diya, jaise hi mama ne pehla niwaala mooh me rakha ki pata nahi unhe kya hua. Unhone pehle to apne mooh ka niwaala maami ki taraf thook diya aur fir khaane ki thaali bhi utha kar maami ki taraf fek di, vo to acha hua ki thaali maami ko lagi nahi varna unka sar pakka khul jaata.
Madan--chhiiii.....saali khaana bhi tu tatti jaisa banaati hai. Maine galat kaha tha, tujhe naukraani ka kaam bhi nahi milta. Saali kuch nahi hota tujhse, hmmm.....agar naukrani bhi nahi banti to kaise pet paalti tu apna. Mai bataaun kya karti tu.....randi banti.....roz naye graahak se choot marwaati 400-500 rupaye me aur fir paalti apna pet saali raand kahin ki....hattt behan ki lodi chhinaal.......
Mama ki baat sunke maami ne firse rona shuru kar diya, rote-2 unhone zameen par giri thaali uthaai aur use kitchen me leke chali gayi. Mama bhi kursi se uthe aur kamre me chale gaye, maami thodi der baad kitchen se waapis aayi. Unhone zameen par gire khaane ko saaf kiya aur kaam nipta ke room me jaane lagi. Jaise hi vo room ke paas pahochi to unhone paaya ki room ka darwaaza band tha. Unhone use dhakka dekar kholne ki koshish kari par vo nahi khula, shaayad mama ne room me jaate hi darwaaza andar se band kar diya tha. Maami ne gate khatkhataaya lekin mama ne darwaaza nahi khola, vo to room me jaake nashe ki haalat me shaayad ghode bech kar so gaye the. Maami kuch der wahin gate ke paas khadi rahi aur rone lagi, hall me 1 sofa rakha hua tha, vo uspe jaake let gayi. Mere to ye samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki maami itna sab hone ke baad bhi chup kyon hai, unki jagah koi aur hota to ab tak maar-2 ke mama ki gaand laal kar chuka hota lekin 1 wo hain jo beizzati aur maar sahe jaa rahi hain. "Khair, mujhe kya", ye sochkar mai waapis apne kamre me aa gaya aur bed par letkar waapis sone ki koshish karne laga. Kaafi der tak mai bistar par bhatakta raha, lekin neend ab shaayad meri aankho se koson door bhaag gayi thi.
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Update - 68 Geeta Maami
Dekho bhai log,tum mere ko bahot time se jaante ho. 1 cheez mere baare me tum abhi tak samajh gaye hoge aur jo nahi samjha hai vo please jaaye aur jaake pehle ke 67 updates dobaara padh ke aaye. Jis cheez ki baat mai kar raha hoon, vo hai gaand me chul katna. Aap sab jaante ho ki meri gaand me hamesha doosron ki madad karne ki khujli machi rehti hai, fir chaahe saamne waale ne maangi ho ya nahi aur aaj bhi aisa hi ho raha tha. Bed par lete-2 gaand me chul mach rahi thi mere, maine shaam me hi kasam khaayi thi ki aaj se logon ki madad karna band lekin dil thehra chutiya, maanta hi nahi hai saala. Isko to har jagah hero banana hai.
Mujhe ye soch-2 kar neend nahi aa rahi thi ki baahar ho rahi hai kadaake ki thand, mai aur mama to apne-2 kambalo me let gaye lekin bechaari maami, vo aurat 1 to dukhi hai aur oopar se baahar sofe par leti huyi hai, vo bhi bina kisi kambal ke. Ab sofa to sone ke liye comfortable hoga nahi, bachi kuchi kasar thand poori kar rahi hogi. Mai kaafi der tak is baare me sochta raha par jab neend nahi aayi to mai apne 1 haath me kambal leke neeche hall ki taraf chal pada. Jaise hi mai neeche hall me pahocha to dekha ki maami karwat ke bal sofa par leti huyi thi, thand se bachne ke liye unhone apni body ko fold kar rakha tha. Mujhse ab aur unki aisi haalat dekhi nahi gayi aur mai unke paas chala gaya.
Mai--maami...maami....utho.....
Meri aawaaz sunte hi maami sofa par baith gayi, ro-2 kar unki aankhein sooj gayi thi. Chehra aur naak bhi laal ho gaye the, neend to unki aankho me dikhaayi bhi nahi de rahi thi. Mujhe dekhte hi unhone apni aankho ke bache kuche aansoo poche.
Geeta--Samar....tu kya kar raha hai is waqt yahaan pe?
Mai--maami....mausam thanda ho raha hai. 1 kaam karo aap, oopar mere kamre me jaake so jaao, mai yahaan sofe par so jaaunga.
Geeta--nahi...koi baat nahi. Mai adjust kar loongi, tu jaa apne kamre me aur jaake so jaa.
Mai--maami....kaisi baat kar rahe ho aap? Aap oopar jaake comfortable hoke so jaao, yahaan aaraam nahi milega aapko....
Geeta--nahi tu jaa...mai theek hoon. Tujhe chot lagi huyi hai, bed ki zaroorat abhi tujhe hai. Tu jaake so jaa oopar.....
Mai--kyon zid kar rahi ho aap? Yahaan letogi to kamar me aur dikkat ho jaayegi aapke, hum sabko to subah jaake kursiyaan pakadni hoti hain bas. Aapko ghar ka poora kaam karna hoga, aise me kamar ki dikkat ho gayi to.....
Geeta--Samar....maine 1 baar keh diya na. Tu jaa oopar aur jaake so jaa....mai theek hoon yahaan.....
Maami ki baatein sunkar mera dimaag kharaab ho raha tha, maine socha ki kaisi aurat hai yeh. Apne hi ghar me confortable nahi hona chaah rahi hai. Iski jagah Sujata hoti to bhale hi mai wheelchair pe pada hota lekin vo bistar pe soti aur mai sofe pe. Khair, tyaag ki devi banana hai to bane ye, mujhe kya.
Mai--theek hai...aap so jaao yahin. Par kam se kam ye kambal to le lo varna thand lag jaayegi aapko....
Maine kambal sofe ke saamne rakhi table par rakh diya aur wahaan se jaane laga, maami ne vo kambal le liya aur use odhne lagi. Mai wahaan se us waqt aaraam se jaa sakta tha lekin nahi, meri gaand me fir se chul kati.
Mai--mama aur aapke beech aaj jo bhi hua, maine sab dekha aur suna. Unhone ye bahot galat kiya maami, unhe aapke saath aisa bartaav nahi karna chahiye tha. Aap is ghar ke liye, unke liye itna sab kuch karti ho....poore din mehnat karti ho aur vo badle me aapko kya de rahe hain. Gandi-2 gaaliyan, beizzati, thappad......mama ko koi haq nahi banta aapke saath is tarah ka bartaav karne ka. Jo kuch bhi unhone aaj kiya hai usse meri nazaron me gir gaye hai vo....galti to aapki bhi thi maami, aapko unhe palat kar jawaab dena chahiye tha. Aapki jagah koi aur hota to unki khatiya khadi kar deta aur 1 aap ho.....
Geeta--Samar.....1 baat meri kaan khol ke sunle. Vo mere pati hain aur unke khilaaf mai 1 shabd bhi nahi sunungi. Vo mujhe kuch bhi bole,maare-peete,gaali de...mujhe sab manzoor hain. Unhe haq hai vo sab karne ka.....mai kisi doosre insaan se ye raaye nahi loongi ki mere pati sahi hain ya galat. Tu abhi bachcha hai, tujh se to mai is maamle me raaye lena bilkul bhi nahi chaahungi.
Mai--maami mai bachcha nahi hoon....aaj jo kuch bhi hua sab saaf-2 samajh me aa raha tha mujhe.
Geeta--tu bachcha hi hai Samar...agar nahi hota to samajhta ki jo kuch bhi aaj hua, vo pati-patni ke beech ki baat thi aur kisi doosre shaqs ko pati-patni ke beech me nahi bolna chahiye. Ye samajhna to door ki baat....tu to apne mama ki hi buraai kar raha hai aur vo bhi apni maami ke saamne. Chhota hai...chhoton ki tarah reh.....bado ke maamle me taang mat ghusaa......
Maine socha ki kya aurat hai ye. Us insaan ne aaj iski itni beizzati ki, ise randi tak bola aur yeh abhi bhi uska hi bachaav kar rahi hai. Behanchod ye ajooba to mai aaj zindagi me pehli baar hi dekh raha tha. Maami ki baat sunke mujhe gussa aane laga tha, hum dono thodi der ek doosre ko dekhte rahe lekin fir maine socha ki yahaan se chalte hain. Mai oopar jaane ke liye seedhiyon par chadhne laga tha ki tabhi meri gaand me fir se chul kati.
Mai--mujhe abhi meri 7th class ki hindi teacher yaad aa gayi....unhone kya padhaaya tha mujhe ghanta yaad nahi hai par aapko dekhkar mujhe unki 1 baat yaad aa gayi. Vo kehti thi ki us insaan ki madad mat karo, jo tumhaari madad chaahta hi nahi hai aur us insaan ki to bilkul mat karo jo khud ki madad bhi na karna chaahta ho. Mai zaroor jaanana chaahunga ki aap apni madad karna kyon nahi chah rahi....
Kisi film ke hero ki tarah mai wahaan se dialogue maarkar shaan se jaane laga ki tabhi maami ne mujhe rok liya.
Geeta--zyada padhai maine bhi nahi ki, sirf 12th tak padhi hoon aur us baat ko bhi 16-17 saal ho chuke hain. School ki bahot si seekh to yaad bhi nahi hain mujhe par tune abhi ye baat boli to apni teacher ki 1 baat mujhe bhi yaad aa gayi. Vo kehti thi ki agar sach me kisi ki madad karna chaahte ho to sahi waqt par karo. 1 baar vo waqt guzar gaya, uske baad to tum sirf apne faayede ke liye madad karne ka dhong kar rahe hote ho. Mai bhi jaanana chaahungi ki mujhse kis faayede ke liye tu yeh dhong kar raha hai......
Maami ki aakhiri line sunke mera dimaag hi kharaab ho gaya, unhe yeh lagta tha ki mai faayede ke liye unki madad ka naatak kar raha hoon. Unki us aakhiri line ne mujhe zaleel karke rakh diya tha. Jahaan mai abhi hero jaisi shaan liye oopar jaa raha tha, wahin ab mere mann me beizzati ke alaawa aur kuch nahi tha. Mai gusse me jalta hua oopar apne kamre me aa gaya, apne bed par baith kar mai mann hi mann khudko gaali bakne laga.
Mai(mann me)--ho gaya....karwa li na beizzati....mil gayi kaleje ko thandak. Saale ye sab jo aaj hua hai na, ye sab apni kasam todne ka nateeja hai. Aur jaa madad karne uski, wo aurat to teri madad chaahti hi nahi hai ulta use lagta hai ki tu apna faayeda uthaana chaah raha hai uska.....hatt behanchod.....nahi karni aaj ke baad kisi ki madad.....maa chudaaye duniya.....
Ye sab sochta hua mai bed par let gaya, kuch der to mai gusse ki aag me jalta raha aur fir mujhe kab neend aa gayi, mujhe pata hi nahi chala.
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Update - 69 Dirty Secret
Mai bed par mast so raha tha ki tabhi kisi ne mere kandhe par haath rakh ke mujhe hilaaya, uske hilaane se meri neend khul gayi.
Mai--sone do thodi der please....
Mai waapis aankhein band karke neend ke aaghosh me jaana chaah raha tha ki tabhi mujhe 1 aawaaz sunayi di,"uth jaao baby". Vo aawaaz sunte hi meri aankhon se neend bhaag gayi, us aawaaz ko mai achchi tarah se pehchaanta tha. Vo aawaaz to shaayad marne ke baad hi bhoolunga mai ab, mai turant bed se utha aur us shaqs ko dekhne laga.
Mai--Aanchal.....
Aanchal--haa....mai hi hoon.....
Mai--tum....tum yahaan kya kar rahi ho.....
Aanchal--tumhaara birthday hai na aaj to tumhe gift dene aayi thi....
Ye bolte hi usne apne honth mere honthon se laga diye aur kuch der mujhe kiss karti rahi, mai bhi sab kuch bhool ke use kiss karne laga. Thodi der baad humaara kiss khatam hua to vo bed se uthne lagi.
Aanchal--happy birthday baby...chalo uth jaao ab....tumhaare liye surprise hai ek...
Mai(bed se uthate huye)--kya surprise hai?
Aanchal--ruko zara....pehle apni neend se to baahar aa jaao...
Mai--meri neend tumhe dekhte hi chali gayi hai Aanchal...chalo ab jaldi bataao kya surprise hai....
Meri baat sunke Aanchal muskura di, uski vo muskurahat dekh ke mere saare dukh,saari tension,saari takleefein chali gayi thi.
Aanchal ne apne kapde utaarne shuru kar diye, use aisa karte dekh mai chaunk gaya.
Mai--kapde kyon utaar rahi ho....hum kuch hanky-panky karne waale hain kya....
Meri baaton ko Aanchal ne ignore kiya, mai usse poochta raha ki vo aisa kyon kar rahi hai par vo kuch na boli. Thodi der baad jab uske jism par sirf bra aur panty bache the to usne 1 baar muskuraaate huye meri aankho me dekha aur fir apni ungali se left ki taraf ishaara karne lagi jaise kehna chaahti ho ki wahaan dekho. Maine uske ishaare ka peecha kiya aur jaise hi maine left me dekha to mere hosh ud gaye, wahaan pe is waqt 1 chhoti laddki khadi thi. Maine uska chehra dhyaan se dekha, mai us ladki ko achchi tareeke se jaanta tha.
Mai--Aanchal....
Vo bachchi dari huyi thi aur ro bhi rahi thi, uski aankhon me saaf-2 dikhaayi de raha tha ki vo mujhe taana de rahi thi.
Chhoti Aanchal--aapne waada kiya tha bhaiya ki mujhe kuch nahi hoga lekin aap kuch nahi kar paaye us din....aap ki wajah se mera aur meri maa ka vo haal hua....
Mai--Aanchal beta....
Ye bolte huye mai uski taraf badhne laga taaki use ehsaas dila paaun ki sab theek hai ki tabhi achanak uska sar fatt gaya, uske maas ke lothde aur khoon ke cheete udd kar mere chehre aur baaki shaarer par lag gaye, mai aankhein khole zameen par padi uski laash ko dekh raha tha aur process karne ki koshish kar raha tha ki abhi kya hua ki tabhi mujhe 1 aawaaz aayi,"Samar". Vo aawaaz jis disha me Aanchal khadi thi, us taraf se aayi thi lekin vo Aanchal ki aawaz nahi thi. Us shaqs ko bhi mai jaanta tha, maine Aanchal ki taraf mud ke dekha to vo uske peeche khada tha.
Mai(gusse me)--Miles.......
Miles--bechaari bachchi....iski kismat me itna hi jeena likha tha. Galat aadmi se jo umeed laga baithi...ise ye lagta tha ki tu ise bachaayega par ise kya pata tha ki tu kisi ko nahi bacha sakta. Tu toh ise bhi nahi bacha paaya tha.
Yeh kehte hi usne Aanchal ki gardan pakad li, Aanchal is waqt mere saamne nangi khadi thi. Uske chehre par halke-2 dard ke bhaav aa gaye the, aankhon hi aankhon me vo mujhse keh rahi thi ki please mujhe bachaalo.
Mai--jaane de use Miles....agar use kuch hua to yahin zinda gaad doonga tujhe....
Meri ye baat sunke Miles paagalon ki tarah hasne laga, use aise hasta hua dekh kar mai sochne laga ki ise kya ho gaya.
Mai--bhosdike...mazaak nahi kar raha hoon mai. Jaan se maar doonga tujhe mai.....jaane de use...
Miles--abbe chutiye.....bhool gaya kya. Ye to pehle hi jaa chuki hai.......
Mai--kya.....kya matlab.....
Mai kuch bol pata ki tabhi Aanchal ka bhi sar fatt gaya, uske bhi maas ke tukde aur khoon ke cheete udd kar mere mooh par aaye. Jaise hi uska shareer zameen par gira to mai zor se chilla pada,"Aanchalllll......."
Achanak meri aankh khul gayi aur mai turant uthkar bed par baith gaya,side me table par mera phone rakha hua tha jisme alarm baj raha tha. Maine 1 baar aaspaas dekha to paaya ki mai apne kamre me tha, maine phone uthaakar alarm band kiya aur fir maathe par se paseena pocha. Thodi der wahaan baithe mai process karta raha ki vo sab 1 sapna tha. Uske baad mai bed se utha aur bathroom me ghus gaya fresh hone ke liye.
Naha-dhokar mai neeche hall me naashta karne aa gaya, wahaan mama pehle se hi akhbaar lekar baithe huye the. Maami kitchen se unke liye 1 cup me chaai lekar aayi aur unke saamne table par rakh di, un dono ko dekhkar mujhe pichli raat waali ghatnaa yaad aa gayi. Vo sab yaad karte huye mujhe maami ki kahi huyi baat bhi yaad aa gayi, use yaad karte hi mera khoon ubaale maarne laga. Mai chupchaap dining table par baith gaya, mama ne 1 baar mujhse meri choton ke baare me poocha to maine unhe bhi accident waali kahaani suna di. Thodi der me maami mere liye naashta le aayi, mai chupchaap nashta karne laga. Mama bhi mujhse mere school aur padhaai ke baare me baatein karne lage, unhe dekhkar to aisa lag raha tha jaise raat me kuch hua hi na ho.
Nashta karke mai school ke liye nikal gaya, school pahochkar mai apni bench pe aake baith gaya. Thodi der me Shubham bhi aa gaya.
Shubham--aur laude....aaj kaise school ki yaad aa gayi tujhe? Aur 1 baat bata, ye tere chehre ke 12 kisne baja diye
Mai--kuch nahi yaar,kal accident ho gaya tha.
Shubham--tere jeewan me bahot pareshaaniyan hai bhai, saale jahaan tu jaata hai wahaan kuch na kuch kaand ho jaata hai. Pehle vo Haridwar waala blast,fir pub waala aur aaj yeh....
Mai--haa sach me yaar....mai bhi aaj subah yahi soch raha tha. Jeewan ke laude lage huye hain, mai soch bhi raha tha ki kya galat kar raha hoon jo mere saath ye sab ho raha hai. Fir yaad aaya ki bahot dino se Daya ben ke darshan nahi kiye, yahin se kripa ruki huyi hai. Mai aa gaya school, ab kripa barsegi...
Shubham--lol...acha sun mere bhai. Tariq bhai yaad kar rahe the tujhe, bol rahe the ki aa kyon nahi raha tu. Bhai is saturday aa jaaiyo varna vo aadmi tere laude laga dega....
Mai--yahaan mere jeewan me pehle hi sukh shaanti nahi hai,kaand pe kaand ho rahe hain aur ye Tariq bhai ko patte khilwaane hai mujhse. Theek hai, bol dena ki aa jaaunga mai is saturday....
Uske baad vo din school me bakchodiyaan karte huye nikal gaya. Vo din kya, poora hafta bakchodiyon me nikal gaya. Us weekend par mai Tariq ke adde par chala gaya, usne bhi mujhse itne din se na aane ka reason poocha to maine bahaana bana diya. Us shaam maine us bhai ka acha khaasa profit karwaaya, uske baad oopar hotel me Shubham ke saath daaru peekar aur mast murga tod ke waapis ghar aa gaya. Jeewan ab dheere-2 patri par aa raha tha, mera ab daily routine ban gaya tha, pehle school,fir wahaan se ghar, uske baad Shubham ke ghar jaakar uske saath bakchodi aur fir waapis ghar aakar mast khaana khaakar so jaana. Kabhi kabhaar ghar se chacha,chachi aur dadi ka phone aa jaata tha to unse baat ho jaati thi. 1 phone ka mujhe aur intezaar rehta tha, vo tha Maya ka. Mai bhale hi us din un logo ko gaali bak raha tha lekin mann hi mann me mai chahta tha ki vo mujhe call karein. Miles ke saath huye us kaand ko yaad karke mujhe kick milti thi, jeewan me pehli baar maine kisi khatre ka aise paas se saamna kiya tha. Vo bhi apne aap me 1 experience tha jise mai fir se jeena chaahta tha, lekin Maya ka phone nahi aaya. Mai thode din intezaar karta raha lekin fir maine aas lagaana hi chhod diya, idhar ghar me mama-maami ka kalesh normal hota jaa raha tha. Ab hafte me mama 2-3 baar to us raat jaisi same bakchodi kar dete the,vo maami ko pelte, unhe gandi-2 gaaliyan dete aur maami unhe kuch bolne ya palat kar waar karne ke bajaaye bas roti rehti. Maine bhi us raat ke baad se is matter me interest lena chhod diya tha, jab maami hi kuch karna nahi chahti to mai kyon kuch karoon.
Dheere-2 november ka mahina aadha beet gaya aur sardiyon ke mausam apne ufaan par aane lage, 1 din mera aur Shubham ka school bunk maarke movie dekhne jaane ka plan bana. Movie ke baad Shubham ghar nikal gaya aur mai bhi mast paidal-2 apne ghar ki taraf aa raha tha. Raaste me mujhe 1 panwaadi ki dukaan dikhi, wahaan rukkar maine 1 cigarette jala li aur kone me dupak kar cigarette peene laga. Maadarchod aaspaas ki bheed ka bharosa nahi tha, school ki dress me cigarette peete huye dekh lete to kuch chutiye bina baat bawaal karte hain. Mai mast sutte ke kash le raha tha ki tabhi mujhe mama dikhe, vo bike se kahin jaa rahe the. Hairaan to mai yeh dekhkar hua ki koi aurat unke peeche baithi huyi thi, usne apne mooh par kapda baandh rakha tha jiski wajah se mai uska chehra nahi dekh paya. Yeh baat to pakki thi ki vo maami nahi thi. Iske do kaaran the, pehla jis hisaab se vo aurat mama se chipak kar baithi thi, vaise mama maami ko to nahi baithne denge, ye baat maine ghar me ho rahe kaleshon ko dhyaan me rakhte huye kahi thi. Doosra reason tha ki us aurat ka jism maami jitna bhara hua nahi tha.
Mere dimaag me ab 1 hi baat chal rahi thi ki yeh aurat aakhir hai kon aur ye mama se aise chipak ke kyon baithi hai. Maine socha ki unka peecha karta hoon, maine turant 1 auto rukwaaya aur fir driver se mama ka peecha karne ko kaha. Thodi der me mama apni printing press par pahoch gaye. Unhone bike printing press ke gate par na rokkar uske paas waali gali me ghusa di, unhe aisa karte dekh mujhe ab mama pe shaq hone laga tha. Mai bhi auto se utar gaya aur printing press ke baahar thodi door jaakar chhip gaya, kuch der wait karne ke baad press me kaam karne waale saare log baahar aa gaye. Mai sochne laga ki yeh maajra kya hai, vo sabhi log 1 saath baatein karte huye kisi taraf jaa rahe the. Maine socha ki pata kiya jaaye ki aakhir chakkar kya hai, maine apni power kari activate aur un me se 1 ka dimaag padhne laga. Vo log aapas me mere baare me baatein kar rahe the.
Aadmi1--bhala ho Madan saahab ke bhaanje ka...chalo aaj uske janamdin ke mauke ki wajah se hum logo ko kam se kam party to mil gayi.
Aadmi2--maalik ne to paise aur 2 ghante ki chhutti de di hai ye bolkar ki party karo lekin ab aap sab decide to kar lo ki chalna kahaan hai....
Itna mujhe samajh me aa gaya tha ki mama ne workers se jhoot bola hai ki aaj mera birthday hai aur unhe paise aur 2 ghante ki chhutti de di hai. Mere dimaag ne mujhse yahi kaha ki press ke andar chalke pata karte hain ki mama andar kya gul khila rahe hain. Un workers ke jaane ke 10 minute baad mai press ki taraf chal diya, jab main gate par pahocha to paaya ki main gate band tha. Mai sochne laga ki vo aurat aur mama andar gaye kaise, saamne ke darwaaze se to maine unhe jaate dekha nahi. Mai us gali me chala gaya jahaan mama ne apni bike ghusaai thi, thodi door chalne ke baad mujhe mama ki bike dikhaayi di. Wahin par press ka peeche waala gate tha, maine 1 baar aaspaas dekha aur fir us gate ki taraf chal diya. Gate band tha, maine use halke se dhakka diya. Dhakka dete huye mai bas yahi soch raha tha ki gate band na ho aur hua bhi aisa hi, gate khula hua tha. Mai dabe paaon se gate se andar aa gaya, mai mama ko dhoond raha tha ki tabhi mere kaano me "oooohhhhh...aaahhhhhhhh..." ki maadak aawazein padi. Mai kuch aisa hi expect kar raha tha, ab tak mai sure ho chuka tha ki mama andar us aurat ki chudai hi kar rahe honge. Bas ab mujhe ye jaanana tha ki vo aurat aakhir hai kon, mai chupchap us aawaaz ki taraf chal diya. Thodi der baad maine dekha ki mama nange kursi par baithe huye the, vo aurat bhi nangi thi aur mama ki god me lund ki sawaari kar rahi thi. Mai us aurat ki sirf peeth dekh paa raha tha, mai wahin kone me chhip gaya aur unki chudai dekhne laga.
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Mai kaafi der tak intezaar karta raha ki abhi ye position badlenge aur fir mai us aurat ka chehra dekh paaunga lekin kaafi der intezaar karne ke baad bhi unhone position change nahi ki. Mai wahaan khade-2 pareshaan ho raha tha ki tabhi mera dimaag chilaaya.
Dimaag--behan ke laude.....itna hi mara jaa raha hai uska chehra dekhne ke liye to mera istemaal kar le na....
Maine socha ki yeh bhi theek hai, maine apni powers activate kari aur mama ke dimaag me ghus gaya. Maine jaise hi uska chehra dekha mere hosh udd gaye.
Mai(mann me)---behanchod.....Revathi......
Jis-2 ko Revathi yaad nahi hai, vo jaake update-60 padho.
Revathi ko dekhte hi mere hosh udd gaye, behanchod ye chal kya raha hai. Us din ye mujhe gigolo samajh ke mujh se chud gayi aur aaj mama se, ho kya raha hai ye sab. Mai kuch der ye sab process karta raha ki tabhi mere dimaag me aaya ki iska video bana lete hain, shaayad us din maami ki kahi gayi baat abhi bhi mere zehan me ghoon rahi thi. Agar mai maami ko mama ki yeh harqat dikha deta to kam se kam unke oopar se mama ke pati parmeshwar waala bhoot to hatata. Maine apna phone nikaala aur usme mama ki raasleela record karne laga.Kuch der baad Revathi mama ke lund se utar gayi aur zameen par unke saamne baith gayi, usne mama ke lund ko apni mutthi me bhar liya aur use hilaane lagi.
Madan--aahhhhh Revathi.....ise mat tadpa....aaahhhhhh ise apne garam honthon ka sparsh karwa de......aaaahhhhhh karwa dena please.....
Revathi kuch der mama ki aankhon me dekhte huye unke lund se khelti rahi aur fir usne mama ka lund mooh me bhar liya, vo zor-2 se uske chuppe lagaane lagi. Mama ke haath bhi Revathi ke sar par chale gaye aur vo uske baalon ko sehlaane lage
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Kuch der baad mama Revathi ke mooh me jhad gaye. Revathi bhi kisi pornstar ki tarah mama ki saari malaai chaap gayi. Mama kuch der chair par baiithe haafte rahe aur uske baad unhone Revathi ka haath pakad ke use uthaaya aur 1 kiss kiya. Use kiss karne ke baad unhone 1 paani ki bottle uthaayi aur usme se paani peene lage.
Revathi--Madan....aur kitne din hum logo ko aise chhip-2 kar milna hoga. Vo din kab aayega jab hum duniya ke saamne 1 ho paayenge.
Madan--jab tak vo gawaar mere gale me bandhi huyi hai tab tak mai kuch nahi kar sakta Revathi....
Revathi--tum chhod kyon nahi dete us gawaar Geeta ko?
Madan--aasaan hota to kab ka chhod deta use Revathi lekin mera baap jo use baandh ke gaya hai mere gale me....
Revathi--saari galti tumhaari hai Madan...tumhe apne pitaji ko shaadi se pehle hi humaare baare me bata dena chahiye tha.....
Mai(mann me)--shaadi se pehle.....iska matlab ye dono puraane premi hai. Arre behanchod......ye kya khichdi pak rahi hai be.....saala poora pariwaar hi kaandi hai mera.....
Madan--arre bataaya tha maine mere baap ko.....saala buddha maana hi nahi. Us par to pata nahi kya bhoot sawaar tha us zaahil ka, maine bola tha shaadi se pehle mere baap se ki mai padha likha hoon aur vo anpadh hai. Tumhaare baare me bhi bataaya tha ki tum kitni padhi likhi,samajhdaar aur khoobsurat ho. Har maamle me tum usse behtar ho lekin fir bhi mere baap ne meri 1 na suni. Zabardasti shaadi to karwaayi hi saath me mere hisse ki zameen bhi apni waseehat me uske naam kar di....
Revathi--us zameen ke baare me to baat hi mat karo....dekhi hai maine vo zameen. Kaudiyon ke daam bhi nahi bikegi vo...
Madan--zyada din vo kaudiyon ke bhaaw ki nahi rahhegi.....maine suna hai ki wahaan koi govt. project aa raha hai....agle 1-2 saal me vo zameeen karodon ki ho jaayegi....
Revathi--karodon ki.....fir to tumhaari biwi crorepatni ban jaayegi. Tab to tum usi ke peeche bhaagoge....mujhe to bhool hi jaaoge tum.....
Madan--aisa kabhi nahi hoga Revathi, us aurat ke saath to ab 1 bhi din mujhe guzaarna jail me rehne jaisa lagta hai....mere dil jaanta hai Revathi ki kaise jhel raha hoon mai us aurat ko. Agar tumse aisi mulaaqaatein na ho to mai to kab ka paagal ho jaata uske saath.....mai tumse bahot pyaar karta hoon Revathi....bahot....
Revathi--jhoote ho tum.....agar tumhaare dil me Geeta ke liye kuch hai hi nahi to woh Amar kaise paida ho gaya?
Madan--uske saath sone ki to mere ichcha hi nahi thi Revathi.....uske saath sona to door, use haath lagaane me bhi ghinn aati hai mujhe. Vo to mere baap ne mujh par dabaaw daala tha, buddhe ne kaha tha ki bachche ke baad zameen mere naam kar dega. Mai maan bhi gaya aur Amar ke baad kaafi din tak aas laga ke baitha raha ki zameen mere naam par ho jaayegi lekin nahi, mere baap ne mera fir se chutiya kaata aur oopar nikal gaya.....haattttttt saalaaa.......
Revathi--1 kaam karo, abhi tum Geeta se kaho ki vo zameen tumhaare naam kar de, vo tumhaari baat maan bhi jaayegi. Jab zameen tumhaare naam ho jaaye to talaak de dena use....
Madan--talaak ke baad fir use alumni me apni aadhi jayedaad bhi deni pad jaayegi mujhe, uske baad aadhi zameen to jaayegi hi aur bhi bahot kuch dena pad jaayega.
Revathi--talaak tum use de nahi sakte.....fir to 1 hi chaara bachta hai humaare paas. Marwa do use.....
Madan--paagalon jaisi baatein mat karo...hum dono fass jaayenge.....
Revathi--kuch nahi hoga Madan.....hum thodi na maarenge use. In maamlo me mere pati ke contacts kaam aayenge, vo jaanta hai bahot saare contract killers ko. Un me se kisi 1 ko paisa dekar Geeta ka kaam tamaam karwa doongi mai.
Madan--tumhaare pati ke contacts itne khatarnaak logon se hai.....agar kisi din use humaare baare me pata chal gaya to fir vo hume bhi marwa sakta hai.....
Revathi--arre tum chinta mat karo...1 baar tumhaari biwi mar gayi aur zameen hume mil gayi to hum ban jaayenge crorepati....uske baad mere pati ka bhi kaam tamaam karwa doongi contract killer se.....fir humaare raaste ki saari rukaawatein khatam. Uske baad hume 1 hone se koi nahi rok sakta....
Madan--superb idea Revathi....tum bahot shaatir ho. Chalo,ab isi baat par 1 round aur ho jaaye....
Mama ne Revathi ko apni baahon me kas liya aur uske honthon ko betahaasha choomne lage, saath-2 vo uske chootad bhi masal rahe the. Mai kuch der aur un dono ki kaam krida dekhta raha lekin fir mera bhi mood banane laga. Lund pant me sar utha raha tha jise abhi shaant karna zaroori tha, us waqt kuch bhi karna theek nahi tha. Maine recording band ki aur dabe paaon wahaan se nikal gaya, mai press ke baahar aaya aur fir wahaan se 1 auto pakad ke ghar ki taraf nikal pada. Raaste me mere dimaag me sirf mama aur Revathi ki baatein chal rahi thi.
Mai(mann me)--behanchod....mama to mama shakuni ke bhi baap nikle.....maami ko tapkaane ki hi planning kar rahe hain. Aaj hi maami ko yeh video dikhaata hoon, kam se kam us paagal aurat ke sar se mama ka bhoot to utarega varna aise hi maar khaati rahegi aur 1 din bhagwaan ko pyaari ho jaayegi...
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