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[Lallu]

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[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Update-45

Mai zameen par pada hua tha, chin chhil gayi thi to wahaan se halka-2 khoon beh raha tha. Mai intezaar kar raha tha ki koi aaye aur mujhe utha ke le jaaye ki tabhi bheed ne zor-2 se clap karna aur chillana shuru kar diya. Maine dhyaan se suna to sab ke sab 1 rhythm me "Samar Samar" chilla rahe the, mai hairaan ho gaya ki behanchod maine aisa kya kar diya jo sab mera naam leke chilla rahe hain. Thodi der me mere dost bhaagte huye mere paas aa gaye aur unhone mujhe sahaara dekar uthaaya.

Mai--abbe ye sab log mera naam kyon chilla rahe hain?
Amir--abbe chutiye, tu jeet gaya hai.
Mai--kya....
Sameer--haa bhosdike, tune kar dikhaaya. Tu jeet gaya hai bro.

Maine 1 baar finishing line ki taraf dekha to wahaan Ravi khada hokar apne aap par gusse me chilla raha tha, aur bhi racers the jo dukhi ho rahe the.

Mai--bhai ye kaise ho gaya, mai to gir giya tha fir jeeta kaise?
Varun--abbe chodu, girne se pehle tu hawa me tha thodi der to usi time tu ribbon par gir gaya aur tune sabse pehle finishing line paar kari hai.
Bhaanu--bole to ekdum Milkha Singh style me.

Mai ye sunke bada khush hua aur zor se 1 baar chillaya "yessssssss", mere dost bhi meri khushi dekh ke khush huye aur unhone mujhe apne kandhon par utha liya. Un sab ne mujhe kuch der aise hi uthaaye rakha aur maine bhi haath dikhaakar apne supporters ko thanx kaha. Uske baad unhone mujhe utaara aur fir sahaara dekar class me le gaye. Thodi der me wahaan Aanchal aur Arun sir bhi aa gaye, dono hi meri jeet se bahot khush the. Aanchal to turant aake mere gale lag gayi.

Aanchal--tu theek to hai na?
Mai--mai theek hoon baby, nothing to worry about.
Aanchal--tere pair me dobara kuch problem hui hai na, tabhi tu daudte-2 ruk gaya tha beech me.
Mai--haa yaar, pata nahi kaise beech race me pair chatak gaya. Dard ke maare to gaand fatt gayi thi par fir bhi himmat karke daud gaya mai.
Aanchal--nautanki kahin ka....

Thodi der Aanchal mere gale lagi rahi aur fir jab vo peeche hatti to Arun sir mere gale lag gaye.

Arun--shaabash launde, tune to aaj ground fateh kar liya. Bhale hi mai tera teacher hoon par aaj tune mujhe sikhaaya hai ki himmat ho to aadmi kuch bhi kar sakta hai. Congratulations bhai.
Mai--thanx sir, ye aap sab ke bina nahi kar pata mai. Thanx to all of you.
Arun--vaise 400m race abhi baaki hai, vo bhi daudega kya tu?
Mai--naa sir, aaj ke liye itna kaafi hai. Agar vo bhi daud gaya to fir na bachunga mai.
Arun--haa rehne de tu, vaise bhi 1 gold medal to aa hi gaya hai. Tu rest kar ab.

Uske baad Arun sir wahaan se chale gaye, hum sab thodi der class me baithe rahe. Kareeb 1 ghante baad Arun sir ne mujhe call karke ground me bula liya medals distribution ke liye. Mai ground me pahocha to us waqt 100m ke winners ko medals pehnaaye jaa rahe the, thodi der wait karne ke baad 200m race winners ke naam anounce huye to mai chala gaya stage par. Wahaan chief guest ne mujhe gold medal pehnaaya aur saath-2 mujhe shaabashi bhi di mere jasbe ke liye. Uske baad 400m ke winners announce huye to mujhe pata chala ki Ravi ye race jeet gaya tha, saale ki kismat achi thi jo mere pair me dikkat thi varna aaj sirf silver medals hi leke jaata vo. Thodi der hum log school me ruke rahe aur fir wahaan se mai Varun ke saath hospital ke liye nikal gaya, wahaan par Sudha ne meri x-ray report dekhi to usne bataaya ki is baar bhi zyada serious chot nahi hai aur rest karne se mai theek ho jaaunga. Uske baad mai hospital se nikal gaya aur fir Varun ne mujhe mere ghar drop kar diya, jab ghar pe chachi aur dadi ko pata chala ki maine aaj race jeeti hai to vo dono bahot khush hui. Sujata ki to dekhne laayak shakal ho gayi thi, saali ko dekh ke to aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi ne uske bhosde me mirchi bhar di ho. Use aise jalta hua dekhkar mujhe bada maza aa raha tha.
Shaam ko jab papa office se ghar waapis aaye to maine unhe apna gold medal dikhaaya lekin khush hone ke bajaaye vo lage mujhse sawaal karne.

Papa--ye kya hai?
Mai--medal hai aur vo bhi gold.
Papa--ye kiska uthaa laaya tu?
Mai--mera hai, aaj race jeeti hai maine. Usme first prize mila hai mujhe.
Papa--tune race jeeti, kamaal hai kyonki jahaan tak mujhe yaad hai kal tak to tere pair me chot thi, fir kaise race daudi tune?
Mai--papa, himmat-e-marda to madad-e-khuda. Hausla aur himmat hai to kaamyaabi humaare kadam choomegi hi.
Papa--kabhi ye hausla padhai ki taraf bhi dikha liya kar, half yearly exam kab se hai tere.
Mai--abhi mahina bhar hai.
Papa--haan to padhna start kar de kyonki mahina bhar hi hai tere paas. Is baar tu fail hua na to kasam se Rawat ji ki factory me lagwa dunga tujhe.
Mai--arre papa chill, is baar mai pass hoke dikhaaunga aapko.
Papa--ae gadhe, baap ke saamne hoshiyaari mat jhaad, samjha? Chal jaake padhai kar, jaa yahaan se.

Papa ki baat sunke mai apne kamre me jaane laga to beech me chacha mujhe dikh gaye, unhone 1 baar mere gold medal ki taraf dekha aur fir meri taraf dekh ke bol pade.

Chacha--congratulations.

Chacha ne itna hi bola aur fir wahaan se chale gaye, chacha ki baat sunke mai bhi hairaan tha. Pata nahi kitne saalon baad unhone khud aage badhkar mujhse baat ki thi.

Mai(mann me)--ye aaj chacha ko kya ho gaya, inhe samajhna bhi naamumkin hai. Khair inhe chhodo, jaldi se room me chalke kitaabein khol leta hoon varna mera baap meri dusri taang bhi tod dega.

Uske baad mai apne room me chala gaya aur padhai karne laga. Us din ke baad agle 20 din mai school nahi gaya taaki pair ko aaram mil sake, un dino ko maine aaram karne aur padhne me nikaal diya, kabhi-2 beech me time milta to mai Aanchal aur apne dosto ko call karke unse baat kar liya karta tha. Vo sab mujhe bataate the ki school me mere bina sab kuch kaisa chal raha hai aur mujhe bhi unki kahaaniya sunane me bada mazaa aata.
September ka mahina shuru ho gaya tha, is mahine me 2 khaas cheezein thi- pehla to mera exam aur dusra tha mera birthday, aur dono hi cheezon ka mujhe besabri se intezaar tha. Lekin un sabse pehle mujhe 1 aur kaam karna tha aur vo tha badla lena, in 20 dino me maine apne dimaag me Kuldeep ko naa jaane kaise-2 peeta tha aur aaj vo din tha jab mujhe apni soch ko haqiqat me badalna tha.
Mai is waqt hall me baith ke naashta kar raha tha, mera pair poori tarah theek ho chuka tha to mai school jaane ke liye taiyaar hoke baitha hua tha. Thodi der baad papa aaye hall me aur vo bhi mere saath nashta karne baith gaye.

Papa--to aaj school jaa rahe hai janaab?
Mai--haa papa, kaafi din ho gaye school gaye huye. Kaafi syllabus bhi chhoot gaya hoga....
Papa--to tujhe konsa fikar hai uski, tu to pada rehta hai ghar pe. Sun meri baat, ab thoda dhang se rahiyo. Dobaara kisi se ladaai karne ki sochna bhi mat varna mujhse bura koi nahi hoga, samajh gaya na?

Maine haa me gardan hila di aur nashta karne laga, uske baad mai school ke liye nikal gaya. School pahocha to mere dost already aa chuke the, mai unke paas chala gaya aur bakchodi karne laga. Baaki saare students ko shaayad aaj bhi vo race aur meri jeet yaad thi to vo 1-1 karke mere paas aa rahe the aur mujhe congrats bol rahe the aur saath-2 meri haalat ke baare me bhi puch rahe the. Mai bhi sabse pyaar se baat kar raha tha, aaj pata nahi kitne dino baad itna attention mil raha tha to mai kyon na leta. Thodi der baad jab sab chale gaye to mai apne doston ko kone me le gaya.

Varun--bhai, yahaan kyo leke aaya hai?
Mai--teri gaand maarni thi, isliye khopche me leke aaya hoon. Arre bhosdike, kuch baat karni hogi tabhi yahaan leke aaya honga tum logo ko.
Amir--haa to bol na jaldi.
Mai--aaj mere haathon me bahot khujli ho rahi hai, kisi ko tabiyat se pelne ki ichha ho rahi hai to maine socha ki abhi mera badla baaki hai.
Sameer--konsa badla bhai?
Mai--maine tum logo se 1 baat chhipaai thi, mujhe pata tha ki Kuldeep ke alaawa vo launde kon the jinhone mujhe pela tha.
Bhaanu--tujhe pata tha fir tune chhipaaya kyon?
Mai--bataata hoon bhai, poori baat bataata hoon. Actually us din..( fir maine us din hui ghatna ke baare me sab bata diya aur ye bhi bata diya ki maine unse jhoot kyon bola)
Amir--arre behanchod, Kuldeep ke saath vo mall waale 5 laundo ne maara tha tujhe. Unki maa ko chodu, tu bata ab kya karna hai?
Mai--karna kya hai, pelte hai saalo ko.
Bhaanu--kuch plan hai tere paas?
Mai--Amir, tere vo Bittu bhaiya hai na, unhe Kuldeep ka photo bhej aur pata kar ki vo aaj shaam ko kahaan milega. Saale ko aaj wahin jaake maarenge.
Amir--tu chinta mat kar bro, uski maa chod denge aaj. Behan ka loda, bhai ko maara mere. Uski gaand me sariya daal ke pankhe ki tarah ghuma dunga saale ko.
Mai--bas bhai, itna josh nahi chahiye hume.

Uske baad hum log classes me boring teachers ke boring periods attend karne lage, samajh to kuch nahi aa raha tha lekin mai fir bhi koshish kar raha tha gyaan batorne ki. Exams aane waale the aur konsi cheez ki zaroorat kab pad jaaye, kya pata isliye mai boring teachers ke gyaanchodi ko bhi dhyaan se sun raha tha. School khatam hone ke baad mai ghar waapis aa gaya, ghar aake maine khaana khaaya aur fir so gaya. Shaam ko meri neend 6 baje phone bajne ki wajah se khuli, maine phone dekha to call Raghav bhaiya ki thi. Maine call utha li to udhar se Raghav bhaiya ne mujhe gaali bakni shuru kar di.

Raghav--chutiye, haraami, kutte, suar, mausichod, jhaant ke baal....
Mai--arre bhaiya aaram se. Kya ho gaya hai aapko, aise gaaliyan kyon bak rahe ho mujhe?
Raghav--gaaliyan na baku to aur kya karun, tujhe gaaon se gaye 3 mahine se oopar ho gaye hain aur tune 1 baar bhi mujhe phone nahi kiya. Bas yahi bhaaichaara hai na tera.
Mai--sorry bhaiya, vo kya hai na ki mujhe time hi nahi milta aapko call karne ka. Mere khud ki haalat theek nahi rehti aajkal. Vaise aap bataao, kaise ho aap aur gaaon me baaki sab log kaise hain?
Raghav--theek hi hain bhai sab yahaan.
Mai--aur dukaan ke kya haalchaal hain?
Raghav--dukaan ka kaam abhi 10 din pehle hi khatam hua hai, uske baad humne tera sikhaaya hua sab banaa ke bechna shuru kiya to logo ko bahot pasand aaya. Ab lag raha hai bhai ki dukaan chal padegi humaari.
Mai--ye to badi achi khabar hai bhaiya, congrats.
Raghav--acha sun, tujhe 1 aur baat bataani thi mujhe.
Mai--haa bolo na.
Raghav--arre vo Savita bua nahi hai, Rekha bua ki devraani...

Savita ka naam sunte hi mere zehan me vo raat ghoomne lagi jab maine use bache ke liye waada kiya tha. Mai us baat ko bhoolna chahta tha par Raghav bhaiya ne gade murde ukhaad diye the.

Mai--haa kya hua unhe?
Raghav--abbe vo pregnant hai.

Mujhe bhaiya se aise kuch ki hi umeed thi par fir maine socha ki badi late khabar mil rahi hai uski pregnancy ki.

Mai--abhi pehla mahin chal raha hoga?
Raghav--abbe nahi bhai, 3 mahine pregnant hai vo. Vo yahaan gaaon me log aksar teesre mahine ke baad hi ye baat bataate hain. Hume bhi aaj hi pata chala hai, Rekha bua ne kaha tha tujhe bataane ko isliye bata diya maine.
Mai(mann me)--matlab mera hi bacha hai, ye le Samar, free fund me baap bhi ban gaya tu.
Mai--achi khabar hai bhaiya, acha bhaiya, suno mujhe kuch kaam hai to mai aap se baad me baat karta hoon. Bye bhaiya.

Uske baad maine call kaat di aur chupchaap bed par baith ke sochne laga, 1 baat to clear thi ki ye khabar mujh tak Savita ne hi pahochwaai hai varna Rekha mausi ko kya padi thi jo vo mujhe ye khabar bataane ke liye bolti. Savita pe mujhe bahot gussa aa raha tha, usne mujhse waada kiya tha ki vo is bache ke baare me mujhe kabhi pata nahi chalne degi lekin ab aisi harkatein kar ke vo sirf mujhe gussa dila rahi thi.
Mai kuch der bed pe baitha Savita ke baare me sochta raha aur fir bathroom me ghus gaya fresh hone ke liye. Fresh hone ke baad maine chachi se jaake chai maangi aur fir chai pikar mai padhne baith gaya. Kareeb 7 baje mujhe Amir ka phone aaya, maine turant call utha li.

Mai--haa bhai, kuch pata chala kya?
Amir--bhai, 1 achi khabar hai. Kuldeep is waqt xxxxx ke 1 chhote se theke par hai. Achi khabar ye hai ki vo 5 launde bhi uske saath hai wahaan.
Mai--aur koi to nahi hai na unke saath.
Amir--nahi sirf vo 6 log hi hain, kya karna hai?
Mai--1 kaam kar, tu Amir aur Sameer ko phone kar ke bata us jagah ke baare me aur unke saath wahaan pahoch. Mai Varun ko lekar aata hoon.

Uske baad maine call kaati aur Varun ko call karke scooty leke aane ko kaha, maine use saath me hockey stick laane ko bhi kaha. Uske baad maine kapde pehane aur baahar jaane laga to papa ne mujhe rok diya.

Papa--kahaan jaa raha hai?
Mai--papa, apne dost ke ghar jaa raha hoon. Itne din school nahi gaya tha to uski copy leke aa jaata hoon. Notes complete karne hai na.
Papa--theek hai jaa, par jaldi aana.

Uske baad mai ghar se nikal gaya aur colony ke baahar aakar Varun ka wait karne laga, thodi der me Varun aa gaya scooty leke to mai uske saath us theke ki taraf chal pada. Jab hum us theke ke paas pahoche to wahaan mujhe mere sabhi dost dikh gaye, mai unke paas chala gaya.

Mai--kahaan hai vo log?
Amir--andar baithe huye hain, kya karna hai?
Mai--andar kaafi bheed hogi, police ka lafda ho sakta hai. 1 kaam karte hain, jis raaste se hum aaye hain wahin par unka wait karte hain. Vo sunsaan rasta hai aur saale usi taraf se jaayenge, wahin par gher lenge unko.
Bhaanu--idea to theek hai, par vo 6 hain aur hum 5.
Mai--maa ki choot unki, sab 1 kaam karo. Us din jis-2 ko tumne pela tha, aaj bhi usi se ladna. Varun ye hockey stick mujhe de, mai Kuldeep ke saath-2 ek aur launde se lad lunga.
Amir--aur mai, us din mere waale ne to mujhe lagbhag pel diya tha.
Mai--abbe fattu, vo sab piye huye honge. Ghanta humse nahi lad paayenge. Chalo wahin chalte hain jahaan unko gherna hai, aaj maar-2 ke bhoot bana dunga behan ke laudo ka

Uske baad hum log us raaste par aa gaye jahaan par humne unhe gherne ka plan banaaya tha, wahaan par khade hokar mai sutta sulgaane laga. Thodi der baad vo log hume bike par aate dikhe to humne beech road par apni scooty laga di. Vo log ruk gaye aur hume dekhne lage, jaise hi Kuldeep ki nazar mujh pe padi to uski gaand fattne ko ho gayi.

Mai--aur beta, aaj kis khushi me chadha li maadarchod.
Kuldeep--tu yahaan kya kar raha hai?
Mai--tere saath ludo khelne aaya hoon, abbe chutiye. Thoda to apna dimaag lada, maarne hi aaya honga.
Kuldeep--tu ye galat kar raha hai.
Mai--maa ki choot teri, maaro sabko.....

Uske baad hum sab log unki taraf daude, unhone apni bike chaalu karke bhaagne ki koshish ki lekin humne unhe pakad liya aur unhe zameen par gira diya. Uske baad to wahaan jung ka maahol ban gaya, hum sabhi log unke nashe me hone ka faayeda utha rahe the aur unhe kutton ki tarah maar rahe the. Mai to akela Kuldeep aur us launde se lad raha tha jisse meri pichli baar ladaai hui thi. Kuldeep mujhe maarne ke liye meri taraf aaya to maine uske pet me laat de maari, tab tak us launde ne peeche se aage mujhe pakadne ki koshish ki to maine uski taang par hockey stick de maari. Vo dard ke maare zameen par baith gaya to maine uske mooh par laat de maari, uske baad maine uski taango par hockey stick se maarna shuru kar diya. Vo dard se karaahta raha par maine uspe koi reham na dikhaaya, itne me meri nazar padi Kuldeep pe jo khada ho gaya tha to mai uske paas gaya aur uski peeth par hockey stick de maari. Vo apne haath apni peeth par le gaya sehlaane ke liye to maine uski hatheli par 1 aur hockey stick de maari, uske baad to maine uske shareer par hockey stick maar-2 ke uska bhoot bana diya. Mai fir badal-2 ke un dono ko pelne laga, kabhi mai Kuldeep ko maarta to kabhi mai us dusre launde ko maarta. Mere doston ne bhi baaki sab ki achi khaasi thukaai kar di thi, jab vo sab zameen par gir gaye to humne 1 naya kaaryakaram shuru kiya. Hum paancho baari-2 se 1-1 karke un logo ko mil kar peetne lage, koi bhaagne ki koshish karta to usko pakad ke zameen par giraate aur fir use pelne lagte. Un logo ki zabardast thukaai ke baad jab hum thak gaye to hum thodi der ruk gaye.

Mai--arre maadarchod, saans fool gayi meri to. Bhaanu bro, 1 sutta de zara.

Bhaanu ne 1 sutta jalaaya aur fir mujhe de diya, mai sutta pite huye Kuldeep ki taraf badhne laga. Mai uske paas jaake baith gaya, uski poori body maar padne ki wajah se sooj gayi thi.

Mai--kyon bhai, aaj pata chala na ki kaisa lagta hai jab akele ko 5-6 log mil ke maarte hain. Samajh aaya ya mai dobaara samjhaaun.
Kuldeep--mai samajh gaya bhai, mujhe maaf kar de. Agli baar se mai kabhi tujhse panga nahi lunga. Mujhe jaane de aaj.
Mai--aise kaise behanchod, suno bhai log. Round 2 start karte hain.

Uske baad hum logo ne fir se un logo ko pelna shuru kar diya, is baar to maine aur tabiyat se un logo ko pela. Jab mann bhar gaya to hum un logo ko aise hi zameen par pada hua chhodkar jaane lage, kuch door chalne ke baad mujhe kuch yaad aaya to mai waapis Kuldeep ki taraf badh gaya. Mai uske paas pahocha to maine dekha ki vo mere jaane ke baad bada khush ho raha tha ki bach gaya lekin jaise hi uski nazar mujh pe padi to uske chehre par fir se khauf aa gaya.

Kuldeep--ab kya ho gaya, itna to maar liya. Ab kya chahta hai tu?
Mai--hisaab baraabar karna chahta hoon. Khada karo be ise.

Mere dosto ne use pakad ke khada kiya aur mai uske peeche aa gaya, maine apna poora zor lagaake uske ghutne me laat de maari to uski dard ke maare 1 cheekh chhoot gayi. Vo neeche baithne laga par maine apne dosto se use dobaara khada karne ko kaha, jaise hi vo khada hua to maine 1 aur laat uske ghutne me de maari. Is baar uske ghutne se kadak ki aawaz aayi, vo zameen par baithne laga to mere dosto ne use chhod diya. Vo zameen par let gaya aur dard ke maare karhaane laga, mai uske paas baitha aur uske kaan me bol pada.

Mai--ab hisaab baraabar hua bro, agli baar sach me mat dikhna varna isse bhi bura haal karunga tera. Samajh gaya na?
Kuldeep--tune ye theek nahi kiya, ab tu nahi bachega. Mai kal subah police me teri complaint kar dunga, fir police dhang se tel lagaake teri gaand maaregi.

Kuldeep ki baat sunke mujhe hasi aa gayi aur mai zor-2 se hasne laga, vo mujhe hairaan hoke dekhe jaa raha tha, use to lag raha tha ki mai paagal ho gaya hoon.

Mai--hahaha......sorry haan bro. Vo kya hai na ki teri baat itni funny thi ki mai apni hasi rok nahi paaya. Vaise bro, tu kal meri complaint karega to mujhe zyaada se zyaada 6 mahine ya 1 saal ki saza hogi par agar Aanchal ne teri complaint kar di ki tune school me use assault karne ki koshish ki thi to tera kya hoga. Assault and attempt to rape ka case banega, kam se kam 7 saal ki saza hogi tujhe. Jab baahar aayega to sab tujhe rapist keh ke bulaayenge, arre vo to bahot baad ki baat hai. Kya keh raha tha tu ki police tel lagaake meri gaand maaregi, arre jab tu tihaar jaayega na to wahaan baaki kaidi bina tel lagaaye teri gaand maarenge, arre re mujhe to soch ke bhi darr lag raha hai. Bol, jaayega jail?
Kuldeep--nahi, mai jail nahi jaaunga. Mai nahi jaaunga jail.
Mai--to bhosdike apna mooh band rakhna, agar aaj ki baat kisi ko pata chali to yaad rakhna ki tera kya haal kar sakta hoon mai. 1 baat aur, don't ever try to play these mind games with me. Mai Samar hoon, koi raah chalta chindi nahi jo teri in ghatiya baaton me fas jaayega. Samjha?

Usne haa me sar hilaaya to mai khada hua aur uski gaand par 1 laat de maari, vo dard se chilla pada to mujhe bada sukoon mila. Uske baad hum paancho wahaan se nikal gaye apne-2 ghar ki taraf, wahaan se nikalne se pehle maine ambulance ko call karke unki location bata di taaki kahin bhosdiwaale marr na jaaye. Ghar jaane se pehle mai Varun ke saath uske ghar chala gaya aur usse 2-3 copies leke apne ghar waapis aa gaya.

Nice update bro

 

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Update-45

Mai zameen par pada hua tha, chin chhil gayi thi to wahaan se halka-2 khoon beh raha tha. Mai intezaar kar raha tha ki koi aaye aur mujhe utha ke le jaaye ki tabhi bheed ne zor-2 se clap karna aur chillana shuru kar diya. Maine dhyaan se suna to sab ke sab 1 rhythm me "Samar Samar" chilla rahe the, mai hairaan ho gaya ki behanchod maine aisa kya kar diya jo sab mera naam leke chilla rahe hain. Thodi der me mere dost bhaagte huye mere paas aa gaye aur unhone mujhe sahaara dekar uthaaya.

Mai--abbe ye sab log mera naam kyon chilla rahe hain?
Amir--abbe chutiye, tu jeet gaya hai.
Mai--kya....
Sameer--haa bhosdike, tune kar dikhaaya. Tu jeet gaya hai bro.

Maine 1 baar finishing line ki taraf dekha to wahaan Ravi khada hokar apne aap par gusse me chilla raha tha, aur bhi racers the jo dukhi ho rahe the.

Mai--bhai ye kaise ho gaya, mai to gir giya tha fir jeeta kaise?
Varun--abbe chodu, girne se pehle tu hawa me tha thodi der to usi time tu ribbon par gir gaya aur tune sabse pehle finishing line paar kari hai.
Bhaanu--bole to ekdum Milkha Singh style me.

Mai ye sunke bada khush hua aur zor se 1 baar chillaya "yessssssss", mere dost bhi meri khushi dekh ke khush huye aur unhone mujhe apne kandhon par utha liya. Un sab ne mujhe kuch der aise hi uthaaye rakha aur maine bhi haath dikhaakar apne supporters ko thanx kaha. Uske baad unhone mujhe utaara aur fir sahaara dekar class me le gaye. Thodi der me wahaan Aanchal aur Arun sir bhi aa gaye, dono hi meri jeet se bahot khush the. Aanchal to turant aake mere gale lag gayi.

Aanchal--tu theek to hai na?
Mai--mai theek hoon baby, nothing to worry about.
Aanchal--tere pair me dobara kuch problem hui hai na, tabhi tu daudte-2 ruk gaya tha beech me.
Mai--haa yaar, pata nahi kaise beech race me pair chatak gaya. Dard ke maare to gaand fatt gayi thi par fir bhi himmat karke daud gaya mai.
Aanchal--nautanki kahin ka....

Thodi der Aanchal mere gale lagi rahi aur fir jab vo peeche hatti to Arun sir mere gale lag gaye.

Arun--shaabash launde, tune to aaj ground fateh kar liya. Bhale hi mai tera teacher hoon par aaj tune mujhe sikhaaya hai ki himmat ho to aadmi kuch bhi kar sakta hai. Congratulations bhai.
Mai--thanx sir, ye aap sab ke bina nahi kar pata mai. Thanx to all of you.
Arun--vaise 400m race abhi baaki hai, vo bhi daudega kya tu?
Mai--naa sir, aaj ke liye itna kaafi hai. Agar vo bhi daud gaya to fir na bachunga mai.
Arun--haa rehne de tu, vaise bhi 1 gold medal to aa hi gaya hai. Tu rest kar ab.

Uske baad Arun sir wahaan se chale gaye, hum sab thodi der class me baithe rahe. Kareeb 1 ghante baad Arun sir ne mujhe call karke ground me bula liya medals distribution ke liye. Mai ground me pahocha to us waqt 100m ke winners ko medals pehnaaye jaa rahe the, thodi der wait karne ke baad 200m race winners ke naam anounce huye to mai chala gaya stage par. Wahaan chief guest ne mujhe gold medal pehnaaya aur saath-2 mujhe shaabashi bhi di mere jasbe ke liye. Uske baad 400m ke winners announce huye to mujhe pata chala ki Ravi ye race jeet gaya tha, saale ki kismat achi thi jo mere pair me dikkat thi varna aaj sirf silver medals hi leke jaata vo. Thodi der hum log school me ruke rahe aur fir wahaan se mai Varun ke saath hospital ke liye nikal gaya, wahaan par Sudha ne meri x-ray report dekhi to usne bataaya ki is baar bhi zyada serious chot nahi hai aur rest karne se mai theek ho jaaunga. Uske baad mai hospital se nikal gaya aur fir Varun ne mujhe mere ghar drop kar diya, jab ghar pe chachi aur dadi ko pata chala ki maine aaj race jeeti hai to vo dono bahot khush hui. Sujata ki to dekhne laayak shakal ho gayi thi, saali ko dekh ke to aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi ne uske bhosde me mirchi bhar di ho. Use aise jalta hua dekhkar mujhe bada maza aa raha tha.
Shaam ko jab papa office se ghar waapis aaye to maine unhe apna gold medal dikhaaya lekin khush hone ke bajaaye vo lage mujhse sawaal karne.

Papa--ye kya hai?
Mai--medal hai aur vo bhi gold.
Papa--ye kiska uthaa laaya tu?
Mai--mera hai, aaj race jeeti hai maine. Usme first prize mila hai mujhe.
Papa--tune race jeeti, kamaal hai kyonki jahaan tak mujhe yaad hai kal tak to tere pair me chot thi, fir kaise race daudi tune?
Mai--papa, himmat-e-marda to madad-e-khuda. Hausla aur himmat hai to kaamyaabi humaare kadam choomegi hi.
Papa--kabhi ye hausla padhai ki taraf bhi dikha liya kar, half yearly exam kab se hai tere.
Mai--abhi mahina bhar hai.
Papa--haan to padhna start kar de kyonki mahina bhar hi hai tere paas. Is baar tu fail hua na to kasam se Rawat ji ki factory me lagwa dunga tujhe.
Mai--arre papa chill, is baar mai pass hoke dikhaaunga aapko.
Papa--ae gadhe, baap ke saamne hoshiyaari mat jhaad, samjha? Chal jaake padhai kar, jaa yahaan se.

Papa ki baat sunke mai apne kamre me jaane laga to beech me chacha mujhe dikh gaye, unhone 1 baar mere gold medal ki taraf dekha aur fir meri taraf dekh ke bol pade.

Chacha--congratulations.

Chacha ne itna hi bola aur fir wahaan se chale gaye, chacha ki baat sunke mai bhi hairaan tha. Pata nahi kitne saalon baad unhone khud aage badhkar mujhse baat ki thi.

Mai(mann me)--ye aaj chacha ko kya ho gaya, inhe samajhna bhi naamumkin hai. Khair inhe chhodo, jaldi se room me chalke kitaabein khol leta hoon varna mera baap meri dusri taang bhi tod dega.

Uske baad mai apne room me chala gaya aur padhai karne laga. Us din ke baad agle 20 din mai school nahi gaya taaki pair ko aaram mil sake, un dino ko maine aaram karne aur padhne me nikaal diya, kabhi-2 beech me time milta to mai Aanchal aur apne dosto ko call karke unse baat kar liya karta tha. Vo sab mujhe bataate the ki school me mere bina sab kuch kaisa chal raha hai aur mujhe bhi unki kahaaniya sunane me bada mazaa aata.
September ka mahina shuru ho gaya tha, is mahine me 2 khaas cheezein thi- pehla to mera exam aur dusra tha mera birthday, aur dono hi cheezon ka mujhe besabri se intezaar tha. Lekin un sabse pehle mujhe 1 aur kaam karna tha aur vo tha badla lena, in 20 dino me maine apne dimaag me Kuldeep ko naa jaane kaise-2 peeta tha aur aaj vo din tha jab mujhe apni soch ko haqiqat me badalna tha.
Mai is waqt hall me baith ke naashta kar raha tha, mera pair poori tarah theek ho chuka tha to mai school jaane ke liye taiyaar hoke baitha hua tha. Thodi der baad papa aaye hall me aur vo bhi mere saath nashta karne baith gaye.

Papa--to aaj school jaa rahe hai janaab?
Mai--haa papa, kaafi din ho gaye school gaye huye. Kaafi syllabus bhi chhoot gaya hoga....
Papa--to tujhe konsa fikar hai uski, tu to pada rehta hai ghar pe. Sun meri baat, ab thoda dhang se rahiyo. Dobaara kisi se ladaai karne ki sochna bhi mat varna mujhse bura koi nahi hoga, samajh gaya na?

Maine haa me gardan hila di aur nashta karne laga, uske baad mai school ke liye nikal gaya. School pahocha to mere dost already aa chuke the, mai unke paas chala gaya aur bakchodi karne laga. Baaki saare students ko shaayad aaj bhi vo race aur meri jeet yaad thi to vo 1-1 karke mere paas aa rahe the aur mujhe congrats bol rahe the aur saath-2 meri haalat ke baare me bhi puch rahe the. Mai bhi sabse pyaar se baat kar raha tha, aaj pata nahi kitne dino baad itna attention mil raha tha to mai kyon na leta. Thodi der baad jab sab chale gaye to mai apne doston ko kone me le gaya.

Varun--bhai, yahaan kyo leke aaya hai?
Mai--teri gaand maarni thi, isliye khopche me leke aaya hoon. Arre bhosdike, kuch baat karni hogi tabhi yahaan leke aaya honga tum logo ko.
Amir--haa to bol na jaldi.
Mai--aaj mere haathon me bahot khujli ho rahi hai, kisi ko tabiyat se pelne ki ichha ho rahi hai to maine socha ki abhi mera badla baaki hai.
Sameer--konsa badla bhai?
Mai--maine tum logo se 1 baat chhipaai thi, mujhe pata tha ki Kuldeep ke alaawa vo launde kon the jinhone mujhe pela tha.
Bhaanu--tujhe pata tha fir tune chhipaaya kyon?
Mai--bataata hoon bhai, poori baat bataata hoon. Actually us din..( fir maine us din hui ghatna ke baare me sab bata diya aur ye bhi bata diya ki maine unse jhoot kyon bola)
Amir--arre behanchod, Kuldeep ke saath vo mall waale 5 laundo ne maara tha tujhe. Unki maa ko chodu, tu bata ab kya karna hai?
Mai--karna kya hai, pelte hai saalo ko.
Bhaanu--kuch plan hai tere paas?
Mai--Amir, tere vo Bittu bhaiya hai na, unhe Kuldeep ka photo bhej aur pata kar ki vo aaj shaam ko kahaan milega. Saale ko aaj wahin jaake maarenge.
Amir--tu chinta mat kar bro, uski maa chod denge aaj. Behan ka loda, bhai ko maara mere. Uski gaand me sariya daal ke pankhe ki tarah ghuma dunga saale ko.
Mai--bas bhai, itna josh nahi chahiye hume.

Uske baad hum log classes me boring teachers ke boring periods attend karne lage, samajh to kuch nahi aa raha tha lekin mai fir bhi koshish kar raha tha gyaan batorne ki. Exams aane waale the aur konsi cheez ki zaroorat kab pad jaaye, kya pata isliye mai boring teachers ke gyaanchodi ko bhi dhyaan se sun raha tha. School khatam hone ke baad mai ghar waapis aa gaya, ghar aake maine khaana khaaya aur fir so gaya. Shaam ko meri neend 6 baje phone bajne ki wajah se khuli, maine phone dekha to call Raghav bhaiya ki thi. Maine call utha li to udhar se Raghav bhaiya ne mujhe gaali bakni shuru kar di.

Raghav--chutiye, haraami, kutte, suar, mausichod, jhaant ke baal....
Mai--arre bhaiya aaram se. Kya ho gaya hai aapko, aise gaaliyan kyon bak rahe ho mujhe?
Raghav--gaaliyan na baku to aur kya karun, tujhe gaaon se gaye 3 mahine se oopar ho gaye hain aur tune 1 baar bhi mujhe phone nahi kiya. Bas yahi bhaaichaara hai na tera.
Mai--sorry bhaiya, vo kya hai na ki mujhe time hi nahi milta aapko call karne ka. Mere khud ki haalat theek nahi rehti aajkal. Vaise aap bataao, kaise ho aap aur gaaon me baaki sab log kaise hain?
Raghav--theek hi hain bhai sab yahaan.
Mai--aur dukaan ke kya haalchaal hain?
Raghav--dukaan ka kaam abhi 10 din pehle hi khatam hua hai, uske baad humne tera sikhaaya hua sab banaa ke bechna shuru kiya to logo ko bahot pasand aaya. Ab lag raha hai bhai ki dukaan chal padegi humaari.
Mai--ye to badi achi khabar hai bhaiya, congrats.
Raghav--acha sun, tujhe 1 aur baat bataani thi mujhe.
Mai--haa bolo na.
Raghav--arre vo Savita bua nahi hai, Rekha bua ki devraani...

Savita ka naam sunte hi mere zehan me vo raat ghoomne lagi jab maine use bache ke liye waada kiya tha. Mai us baat ko bhoolna chahta tha par Raghav bhaiya ne gade murde ukhaad diye the.

Mai--haa kya hua unhe?
Raghav--abbe vo pregnant hai.

Mujhe bhaiya se aise kuch ki hi umeed thi par fir maine socha ki badi late khabar mil rahi hai uski pregnancy ki.

Mai--abhi pehla mahin chal raha hoga?
Raghav--abbe nahi bhai, 3 mahine pregnant hai vo. Vo yahaan gaaon me log aksar teesre mahine ke baad hi ye baat bataate hain. Hume bhi aaj hi pata chala hai, Rekha bua ne kaha tha tujhe bataane ko isliye bata diya maine.
Mai(mann me)--matlab mera hi bacha hai, ye le Samar, free fund me baap bhi ban gaya tu.
Mai--achi khabar hai bhaiya, acha bhaiya, suno mujhe kuch kaam hai to mai aap se baad me baat karta hoon. Bye bhaiya.

Uske baad maine call kaat di aur chupchaap bed par baith ke sochne laga, 1 baat to clear thi ki ye khabar mujh tak Savita ne hi pahochwaai hai varna Rekha mausi ko kya padi thi jo vo mujhe ye khabar bataane ke liye bolti. Savita pe mujhe bahot gussa aa raha tha, usne mujhse waada kiya tha ki vo is bache ke baare me mujhe kabhi pata nahi chalne degi lekin ab aisi harkatein kar ke vo sirf mujhe gussa dila rahi thi.
Mai kuch der bed pe baitha Savita ke baare me sochta raha aur fir bathroom me ghus gaya fresh hone ke liye. Fresh hone ke baad maine chachi se jaake chai maangi aur fir chai pikar mai padhne baith gaya. Kareeb 7 baje mujhe Amir ka phone aaya, maine turant call utha li.

Mai--haa bhai, kuch pata chala kya?
Amir--bhai, 1 achi khabar hai. Kuldeep is waqt xxxxx ke 1 chhote se theke par hai. Achi khabar ye hai ki vo 5 launde bhi uske saath hai wahaan.
Mai--aur koi to nahi hai na unke saath.
Amir--nahi sirf vo 6 log hi hain, kya karna hai?
Mai--1 kaam kar, tu Amir aur Sameer ko phone kar ke bata us jagah ke baare me aur unke saath wahaan pahoch. Mai Varun ko lekar aata hoon.

Uske baad maine call kaati aur Varun ko call karke scooty leke aane ko kaha, maine use saath me hockey stick laane ko bhi kaha. Uske baad maine kapde pehane aur baahar jaane laga to papa ne mujhe rok diya.

Papa--kahaan jaa raha hai?
Mai--papa, apne dost ke ghar jaa raha hoon. Itne din school nahi gaya tha to uski copy leke aa jaata hoon. Notes complete karne hai na.
Papa--theek hai jaa, par jaldi aana.

Uske baad mai ghar se nikal gaya aur colony ke baahar aakar Varun ka wait karne laga, thodi der me Varun aa gaya scooty leke to mai uske saath us theke ki taraf chal pada. Jab hum us theke ke paas pahoche to wahaan mujhe mere sabhi dost dikh gaye, mai unke paas chala gaya.

Mai--kahaan hai vo log?
Amir--andar baithe huye hain, kya karna hai?
Mai--andar kaafi bheed hogi, police ka lafda ho sakta hai. 1 kaam karte hain, jis raaste se hum aaye hain wahin par unka wait karte hain. Vo sunsaan rasta hai aur saale usi taraf se jaayenge, wahin par gher lenge unko.
Bhaanu--idea to theek hai, par vo 6 hain aur hum 5.
Mai--maa ki choot unki, sab 1 kaam karo. Us din jis-2 ko tumne pela tha, aaj bhi usi se ladna. Varun ye hockey stick mujhe de, mai Kuldeep ke saath-2 ek aur launde se lad lunga.
Amir--aur mai, us din mere waale ne to mujhe lagbhag pel diya tha.
Mai--abbe fattu, vo sab piye huye honge. Ghanta humse nahi lad paayenge. Chalo wahin chalte hain jahaan unko gherna hai, aaj maar-2 ke bhoot bana dunga behan ke laudo ka

Uske baad hum log us raaste par aa gaye jahaan par humne unhe gherne ka plan banaaya tha, wahaan par khade hokar mai sutta sulgaane laga. Thodi der baad vo log hume bike par aate dikhe to humne beech road par apni scooty laga di. Vo log ruk gaye aur hume dekhne lage, jaise hi Kuldeep ki nazar mujh pe padi to uski gaand fattne ko ho gayi.

Mai--aur beta, aaj kis khushi me chadha li maadarchod.
Kuldeep--tu yahaan kya kar raha hai?
Mai--tere saath ludo khelne aaya hoon, abbe chutiye. Thoda to apna dimaag lada, maarne hi aaya honga.
Kuldeep--tu ye galat kar raha hai.
Mai--maa ki choot teri, maaro sabko.....

Uske baad hum sab log unki taraf daude, unhone apni bike chaalu karke bhaagne ki koshish ki lekin humne unhe pakad liya aur unhe zameen par gira diya. Uske baad to wahaan jung ka maahol ban gaya, hum sabhi log unke nashe me hone ka faayeda utha rahe the aur unhe kutton ki tarah maar rahe the. Mai to akela Kuldeep aur us launde se lad raha tha jisse meri pichli baar ladaai hui thi. Kuldeep mujhe maarne ke liye meri taraf aaya to maine uske pet me laat de maari, tab tak us launde ne peeche se aage mujhe pakadne ki koshish ki to maine uski taang par hockey stick de maari. Vo dard ke maare zameen par baith gaya to maine uske mooh par laat de maari, uske baad maine uski taango par hockey stick se maarna shuru kar diya. Vo dard se karaahta raha par maine uspe koi reham na dikhaaya, itne me meri nazar padi Kuldeep pe jo khada ho gaya tha to mai uske paas gaya aur uski peeth par hockey stick de maari. Vo apne haath apni peeth par le gaya sehlaane ke liye to maine uski hatheli par 1 aur hockey stick de maari, uske baad to maine uske shareer par hockey stick maar-2 ke uska bhoot bana diya. Mai fir badal-2 ke un dono ko pelne laga, kabhi mai Kuldeep ko maarta to kabhi mai us dusre launde ko maarta. Mere doston ne bhi baaki sab ki achi khaasi thukaai kar di thi, jab vo sab zameen par gir gaye to humne 1 naya kaaryakaram shuru kiya. Hum paancho baari-2 se 1-1 karke un logo ko mil kar peetne lage, koi bhaagne ki koshish karta to usko pakad ke zameen par giraate aur fir use pelne lagte. Un logo ki zabardast thukaai ke baad jab hum thak gaye to hum thodi der ruk gaye.

Mai--arre maadarchod, saans fool gayi meri to. Bhaanu bro, 1 sutta de zara.

Bhaanu ne 1 sutta jalaaya aur fir mujhe de diya, mai sutta pite huye Kuldeep ki taraf badhne laga. Mai uske paas jaake baith gaya, uski poori body maar padne ki wajah se sooj gayi thi.

Mai--kyon bhai, aaj pata chala na ki kaisa lagta hai jab akele ko 5-6 log mil ke maarte hain. Samajh aaya ya mai dobaara samjhaaun.
Kuldeep--mai samajh gaya bhai, mujhe maaf kar de. Agli baar se mai kabhi tujhse panga nahi lunga. Mujhe jaane de aaj.
Mai--aise kaise behanchod, suno bhai log. Round 2 start karte hain.

Uske baad hum logo ne fir se un logo ko pelna shuru kar diya, is baar to maine aur tabiyat se un logo ko pela. Jab mann bhar gaya to hum un logo ko aise hi zameen par pada hua chhodkar jaane lage, kuch door chalne ke baad mujhe kuch yaad aaya to mai waapis Kuldeep ki taraf badh gaya. Mai uske paas pahocha to maine dekha ki vo mere jaane ke baad bada khush ho raha tha ki bach gaya lekin jaise hi uski nazar mujh pe padi to uske chehre par fir se khauf aa gaya.

Kuldeep--ab kya ho gaya, itna to maar liya. Ab kya chahta hai tu?
Mai--hisaab baraabar karna chahta hoon. Khada karo be ise.

Mere dosto ne use pakad ke khada kiya aur mai uske peeche aa gaya, maine apna poora zor lagaake uske ghutne me laat de maari to uski dard ke maare 1 cheekh chhoot gayi. Vo neeche baithne laga par maine apne dosto se use dobaara khada karne ko kaha, jaise hi vo khada hua to maine 1 aur laat uske ghutne me de maari. Is baar uske ghutne se kadak ki aawaz aayi, vo zameen par baithne laga to mere dosto ne use chhod diya. Vo zameen par let gaya aur dard ke maare karhaane laga, mai uske paas baitha aur uske kaan me bol pada.

Mai--ab hisaab baraabar hua bro, agli baar sach me mat dikhna varna isse bhi bura haal karunga tera. Samajh gaya na?
Kuldeep--tune ye theek nahi kiya, ab tu nahi bachega. Mai kal subah police me teri complaint kar dunga, fir police dhang se tel lagaake teri gaand maaregi.

Kuldeep ki baat sunke mujhe hasi aa gayi aur mai zor-2 se hasne laga, vo mujhe hairaan hoke dekhe jaa raha tha, use to lag raha tha ki mai paagal ho gaya hoon.

Mai--hahaha......sorry haan bro. Vo kya hai na ki teri baat itni funny thi ki mai apni hasi rok nahi paaya. Vaise bro, tu kal meri complaint karega to mujhe zyaada se zyaada 6 mahine ya 1 saal ki saza hogi par agar Aanchal ne teri complaint kar di ki tune school me use assault karne ki koshish ki thi to tera kya hoga. Assault and attempt to rape ka case banega, kam se kam 7 saal ki saza hogi tujhe. Jab baahar aayega to sab tujhe rapist keh ke bulaayenge, arre vo to bahot baad ki baat hai. Kya keh raha tha tu ki police tel lagaake meri gaand maaregi, arre jab tu tihaar jaayega na to wahaan baaki kaidi bina tel lagaaye teri gaand maarenge, arre re mujhe to soch ke bhi darr lag raha hai. Bol, jaayega jail?
Kuldeep--nahi, mai jail nahi jaaunga. Mai nahi jaaunga jail.
Mai--to bhosdike apna mooh band rakhna, agar aaj ki baat kisi ko pata chali to yaad rakhna ki tera kya haal kar sakta hoon mai. 1 baat aur, don't ever try to play these mind games with me. Mai Samar hoon, koi raah chalta chindi nahi jo teri in ghatiya baaton me fas jaayega. Samjha?

Usne haa me sar hilaaya to mai khada hua aur uski gaand par 1 laat de maari, vo dard se chilla pada to mujhe bada sukoon mila. Uske baad hum paancho wahaan se nikal gaye apne-2 ghar ki taraf, wahaan se nikalne se pehle maine ambulance ko call karke unki location bata di taaki kahin bhosdiwaale marr na jaaye. Ghar jaane se pehle mai Varun ke saath uske ghar chala gaya aur usse 2-3 copies leke apne ghar waapis aa gaya.

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[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Update-46

1 hafte baad:-

Life ab sahi chal rahi thi, Kuldeep se badla le liya tha to dimaag shaant tha. Ab mai apna saara dhyaan padhaai par laga raha tha, agle hafte se exam jo the. School se bhi chhutiyan mil gayi thi preparation ke liye isliye mai ab padhai ko zyaada time deta tha, beech-2 me bakchodi kar leta tha par main focus padhai par hi tha. Shuruwaat me to jab mai padhne baithata tha to ghanta kuch samajh me nahi aata tha par jaise-2 pressure badhta jaa raha tha, syllabus apne aap samajh me aane laga tha.
Mai aaj subah 7 baje uth gaya tha aur naha-dhokar taiyaar hone ke baad nashta karne ke liye hall me aa gaya, papa aur chacha bhi us waqt dining table par baith kar nashta kar rahe the. Mai bhi unke saath baith gaya aur thodi der me chachi mere liye nashta le aayi. Mai nashta kar raha tha ki tabhi papa mujhse bol pade.

Papa--padhai kaisi chal rahi hai?
Mai--sahi chal rahi hai papa.
Papa--hmm....acha sun, aaj shaam ko hum sabko 1 party me jaana hai to jitni bhi padhai karni hai, din me kar lena.
Chacha--kis ki party hai bhaiya?
Papa--arre vo Narayan ji hai na, unhone naya ghar liya hai to aaj uska grah pravesh hai. Shaam ko unhone 1 chhoti si party rakhi hai aur hum sabhi ko bulaaya hai.
Mai--papa, mai nahi chal paaunga. Mujhe padhai karni hai.
Papa--1 kaan pe dunga na to akal thikaane aa jaayegi, Narayan ji ne kaha hai ke mai sabhi gharwaalon ke saath aaun. Ab agar tu nahi chala to unhe bura lagega....
Mai--to kya unke bura maanane ke darr se mai apni padhai chhod doon.
Papa--baat unke bura maanane ki nahi hai, baat meri izzat ki hai. Tere na aane se unki nazaron me meri kya izzat reh jaayegi, vo bhi sochenge ki mai unki 1 baat ka bhi maan nahi rakh paaya.
Mai--papa par.....
Papa--par-var kuch nahi, shaam ko 7:30 baje tak taiyaar ho jaana. Hari, ho sake to tu bhi ghar jaldi aa jaana. Unke yahaan gaadi lekar chalenge.
Chacha--theek hai bhaiya.

Uske baad vo dono nashta karke office ke liye nikal gaye aur mai bhi nashta karne ke baad apne room me chala gaya aur maths ke question solve karne laga. Maths mera favourite subject tha, bachpan se hi mujhe maths ke problems solve karne me bada maza aata tha. Yahi 1 aisa subject tha jise padhte waqt mai bilkul bhi bore nahi hota tha. Shaam ko 6:30 baje tak baithe-2 maine 4 chapter khatam kar diye, beech me maine 2-3 sutte break bhi liye. Sutta peene ke baad dimaag ko alag hi shaanti milti thi, kuch log mujhe addict bolte the par un logo ki baaton se mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta tha.
7 baje lagbhag mai nahaaya aur uske baad chakachak kapde pehan kar mai taiyaar ho gaya, uske baad mai hall me aa gaya to dekha ki papa, chacha, Anil aur Ajay bhi taiyaar ho gaye the aur vo wahaan baithkar auraton ke taiyaar hone ka wait kar rahe the. Kareeb 15 minute baad chachi taiyaar hoke aayi to mai to unhe dekhta reh gaya, unhone is waqt 1 black color ka full sleeves blouse aur same color ki saree pehani hui thi. Gale me 1 gold ka necklace tha aur kaano me jhumke, chehre par halka makeup kara hua tha jo aaj unki khoobsurati par chaar chaand laga raha tha. Mann to kar raha tha ki abhi jaake unke honthon ko choos ke unki lipstick kharaab kar dun par fir dhyaan aaya ki hum log akele nahi hai. Chachi ne jab mujhe unhe ghoorte hue dekha to vo sharma gayi aur unke chehre par 1 halki muskaan aa gayi. Thodi der wait karne ke baad Sujata aur dadi bhi aa gayi aur fir hum chacha ki scorpio me baith ke nikal pade party ki location ki taraf. Kareeb 45 minute ki drive ke baad hum party waali jagah par pahoche, jab mai gaadi se baahar nikla to meri to aankhe fatti ki fatti reh gayi. Mai is waqt us ghar ko dekh raha tha jiske grah pravesh ki party me hum aaye the. Saala use ghar kehna to sabse badi galti thi meri, saala vo to poora bungalow tha. Bugalow bahot hi bada aur sundar tha, usme 2 floors the aur saamne to itna bada garden tha jahaan is waqt party chal rahi thi, pata nahi kitne sq. ft. ka plot hoga. Mai to hairaan reh gaya ki papa aise raees logo ko bhi jaante hain, mai bungalow ko taad raha tha ki tabhi papa ne mujhe pakad ke hilaaya.

Papa--kya ho gaya be, andar chalna hai ya yahin khade rehna hai?
Mai--papa, kya ghar hai? Pata nahi kitne crores ka hoga ye plot, aap inhe kaise jaante ho papa.
Papa--abbe inki factory me hi manager ka kaam karta hoon mai, bade hi bhale aadmi hai Narayan Raawat ji. 55 saal pehle unke pitaji gaaon se yahaan delhi aaye the, unhone 1 chhoti si factory se shuruwaat ki thi aur aaj dekho kitna bada business hai unka. Iska saara shrey jaata hai Narayan ji ko, apne dimaag ka istemaal kar ke business ko kahaan se kahaan pahocha diya unhone. Vo hai asli misaal laayak bete ki aur 1 mere ghar me dekho, tujh jaisa naalayak beta hua hai.
Mai(mann me)--behan ki choot..... mujhe to aise suna rahe hain jaise pehle inki bahot badi MNC thi jo maine bech khaayi ho.

Mai chupchaap sabke saath bugalow ke andar aa gaya, hum log unke garden me khade the ki tabhi papa ki nazar unke boss par padi aur vo hume unke paas le gaye. Jaise hi hum unke paas pahoche to papa ne turant haath jod liye.

Papa--namastey sir.
Narayan--arre Mahipal ji, aaiye-2. Aur sab kushal-mangal to hai?
Papa--sab aapki kripa hai sir.
Narayan--arre Mahipal ji, mera sirf naam Narayan hai. Aap kyon mujhe bhagwaan ka darja de rahe hain?
Papa--mere liye to aap hi bhagwaan hain sir, aapne mujhe apni factory me manager ki job di....
Narayan--vo maine aapki apne kaam ke prati nishtha aur lagan dekh ke di hai. Aur bataaiye, aane me koi takleef to nahi hui.
Papa--nahi sir. Sir, ye mera pariwaar hai.

Uske baad papa ne 1-1 karke hum sabhi ko introduce kiya, Narayan ji ko dekh ke 1 baat to mere samajh me aa gayi thi ki vo bade hi down to earth aadmi the. Itna paisa hone ke baawjood bhi unme rattibhar ka bhi ghamand nahi tha, bhale hi papa unke employee the lekin fir bhi Narayan ji ne unhe 1 baar bhi chhota aur khud ko bada mehsoos hone nahi diya.
Sabse aakhiri me papa ne mujhe introduce karwaaya to Narayan ji ne meri taraf apna haath badha diya, maine bhi dono haathon ko aage badhaakar unse haath milaaya.

Narayan--kaise ho young man?
Mai--good sir.
Narayan--kya karte ho tum?
Mai--abhi to studies chal rahi hai sir.
Narayan--good, mann lagaake padhai karo aur aage chalkar apne papa ka naam roshan karo.

Vo mujhse baat kar rahe the ki tabhi wahaan 1 ladki aayi aur Narayan ji ke gale lag gayi, vo itni jaldi me aayi thi ki mai uski shakal nahi dekh paaya. Thodi der baad Narayan ji usse alag huye aur fir humaari taraf dekh ke bolne lage.

Narayan--Mahipal, meet my daughter....

Jaise hi Narayan ji ne apni baat bolni shuru kari to us ladki ne apna chehra humaari taraf kiya, uska chehra dekh ke to meri sitti-pitti gum ho gayi.

Mai(mann me)--behanchod, ye Narayan ji ki beti hai. Lag gaye laude, beta Samar, aaj to gaand marni pakki hai.

Narayan--Urvashi.

Urvashi, haan wahi Urvashi jisne movie theatre me mujhe blowjob diya tha. Yaad aaya ki nahi, nahi aaya to jaake update-14 firse padho.


Mai to Urvashi ko shocked hoke dekh raha tha, jab Urvashi ne meri taraf dekha to pehle vo bhi thoda shock hui par fir uske honthon pe mand-2 muskan fail gayi.

Narayan--beta, ye Mahipal ji hain. Humaari factory me manager hai ye.
Urvashi--namaste uncle.
Papa--namaste mam.
Urvashi--arre uncle, mujhe mam kehke mat bulaaiye. Aap bhi mujhe beti keh ke bula sakte hain.

Papa usse baat karne lage lekin mai to abhi hairaan tha, mai kabhi Urvashi ko dekhta to kabhi papa ko. Kuch der baad mera dhyaan Anil pe gaya, vo saala Urvashi ko taade jaa raha tha. Uski harkat dekh ke mujhe hasi aa gayi lekin maine apni hasi control kari, mai 1 baar halka sa khaansa to Sujata ka dhyaan meri taraf aaya. Maine Anil ki taraf ishara kiya to Sujata Anil ko dekhne lagi, vo bhi samajh gayi ki Anil Urvashi ko taad raha hai to usne Anil ko dheere se hilaaya jisse Anil apni swapna nagri se baahar aaya. Urvashi thodi der sab se baat karti rahi, kabhi-2 vo chor nazaron se mujhe dekhti aur muskurati rehti. Mai uski harkat se thoda uncomfortable mehsoos kar raha tha to mai washroom ka bahaana bana ke waha se nikal gaya aur bungalow ke andar chala gaya. Wahaan par maine naukar se washroom ka raasta pucha aur washroom ke andar ghus gaya. Mootana to mujhe ghanta nahi tha to maine pehle 1 sutta jala liya aur use sulgaane laga, sutta pine ke baad mai jaise hi washroom se baahar aaya to mujhe saamne Urvashi dikh gayi. Ghar ke andar is waqt sirf naukar the aur vo bhi apne kaamo me lage huye the, Urvashi mere paas aayi to mai usse bol pada.

Mai--dekho Urvashi, mujhe nahi pata tha ki tum mere papa ki boss ki beti ho varna mai us din kabhi tumhaare saath vo harkat nahi karta. Mujhe maaf kar do, mai aage se aisa kuch bhi......

Mai apni baat khatam kar paata, usse pehle hi Urvashi ne apne honth mere honthon par rakh diye aur mere honthon ko choosne lagi. Vo poore josh me mere honth choos rahi thi, mujhe kuch sahi nahi lag raha tha to maine use pakad ke khud se alag kiya.

Mai--ye kya kar rahi ho, koi dekh lega.
Urvashi--bhaad me jaaye sab, aaj itne din baad haath lage ho mere. Aise kaise chhod doon tumhe mai.

Ye bolte hi Urvashi ne fir se mere honthon ko apne honthon me le liya aur unhe choomne lagi, maine bhi socha jab ye khud raazi hai to mai kyon peeche hatun. Maine bhi uska saath dena shuru kar diya, hum dono ek dusre ke honthon ko passionately choos rahe the. Kabhi-2 vo mere mooh me apni jeebh daal deti aur hum dono ki jeebh aapas me khelne lagti. Hum dono ki kissing jaari thi ki tabhi hume kuch girne ki aawaz aayi, hum dono alag huye aur jahaan se aawaz aayi thi, us taraf dekhne lage. Wahaan par 1 naukar khada tha jisne shaayd hume kiss karte huye dekh liya tha aur usse galti se fooldaan gir gaya tha jiski wajah se aawaz hui thi. Vo hum dono ko abhi bhi dekh raha tha.

Urvashi--Ramu, kya kar rahe ho tum yahaan.
Ramu--vo....vo mai....
Urvashi--kuch bologe ya nahi.
Ramu--aap kya kar rahi thi memsaahab, mai abhi maalik ko jaake bataa dunga.

Jaise hi usne apni baat khatam ki to hum dono ki fatti, vo wahan se jaane laga. Mujhe kuch bhi karke situation handle karni thi to maine use rok liya. Vo ruka aur humaari taraf dekhne laga, mai uske paas chala gaya.

Mai--Ramu bhaiya, kya kar rahe ho aap? Aapki family hai ya nahi?

Ye puchte huye maine apni power activate kar di aur uska dimaag padhne laga, vo apne pariwaar ke baare me soch raha tha. Uska dimaag padh ke mujhe uske pariwaar ke baare me sabkuch pata chal gaya.

Mai--hai, 1 maa, 1 biwi aur 2 bache hain na aapke. Sangam Vihar me rehte ho na aap unke saath. Aapki biwi 1 housewife hai aur bache govt. school me padhte hain.
Ramu--aapko kaise pata mere pariwaar ke baare me.
Mai--vo sab chhodo aap, ye bataao aap mujhe ki aap apne pariwaar ko takleef se bachaane ke liye kya-2 kar sakte ho.
Ramu--kuch bhi kar sakta hoon mai, unke liye jaan tak de dunga mai.
Mai--jaan mat do, bas ye baat apne tak chhipaake rakho.
Ramu--kya matlab?
Mai--matlab ye ki agar Narayan ji ko ye baat pata chali to ho sakta hai ki aapke pariwaar ko dikkat ho jaaye. Ho sakta hai ki aapke bache school jaaye aur fir waapis ghar na aaye....

Jaise hi maine ye bola to Ramu ne mera collar pakad liya, uske chehre ka darr mai saaf dekh paa raha tha. Maine bhi ye baat sirf use daraane ke liye boli thi, asal me mai aisa kuch nahi karne waala tha. Mai sirf use daraana chahta tha taaki vo ye baat apne tak rakhe aur meri baaton ka uspe asar bhi ho raha tha.

Mai--oh come on Ramu bhaiya, itna to kar hi sakte ho aap apne pariwaar ke liye. Konsa mai aapko himalaya todne ke liye keh raha hoon, aapko sirf ye baat apne maalik se chhipa ke rakhni hai. Itna to aap kar hi sakte ho apne pariwaar ke liye, hai na?

Meri baat sunke Ramu ki pakad mere collar pe dheeli padne lagi aur kuch der me usne mere collar chhod diye. Vo kaafi der tak kuch sochta raha aur fir usne meri taraf dekh ke haa me sar hila diya.

Mai--bahot ache Ramu bhaiya, chalo ab aap apna kaam karo jaake.

Maine Ramu ka dimaag padh liya tha, usne thaan liya tha ki vo Narayan ji ko kuch nahi bataayega. Ramu wahaan se chala gaya to mai Urvashi ke paas waapis chala gaya.

Urvashi--tum sach me uski family ko hurt karne waale the?
Mai--oh come on baby, mai aisa launda nahi hoon. Vo 1 shareef insaan hai, mujhe kya milega uske saath aisa kuch kar ke. Mai to use sirf dara raha tha taaki humaara ye secret chhipa rahe.
Urvashi--baby haan....

Vo fir se mujhe kiss karne lagi, thodi der kiss karne ke baad maine use rok diya aur kahin aur chalne ko kaha. Usne mera haath pakda aur mujhe apne kamre me le gayi, jaise hi hum kamre me aaye to usne darwaaza band kar diya aur fir darwaaze ke paas khadi hokar mujhe apne paas aane ka ishaara kiya. Mai uske paas gaya aur fir se use kiss karne laga.

Mai--to aaj kissing hi karni hai ya next level par le jaana hai ise.
Urvashi--let's fuck.

Ye bolte hi usne mujhe kiss karni shuru kar di, mai apne haath uski gaand par le gaya aur uske chootadon ko masalne laga. Kuch der baad jab kissing khatam hui to maine uski dress ko kandho se pakda aur uske haathon se dress ko nikaal diya, maine uski dress ko neeche khiska diya. Dress uski pet par thi jiski wajah se uski choochiyan jo is waqt white bra me kaid thi mere saamne aa gayi. Maine uski choochiyon ko bra se baahar nikaala aur unhe pakad ke masalne laga. Mai kabhi uski choochiyon ko dabaata to kabhi uske nipples ke saath chhed-chhad shuru kar deta. Kuch der baad maine uski right choochi ko mooh me bhar liya aur dusri choochi ko dabaane laga. 2-3 minute choosne ke baad maine uski left waali choochi ko mooh me bhar liya, mai kuch der badal-2 ke uski choochiyan choosta raha. Uske baad mai usse alag hua aur apne kapde utaarne shuru kar diye, usne bhi mujhe dekhkar apne kapde utaarne shuru kar diye. Kuch hi der me hum dono nange ho chuke the, vo mere saamne ghutno ke bal baith gayi aur usne mere lund ko pakad ke hilaana shuru kar diya. Kuch der hilaane ke baad usne apna mooh mere lund ki taraf badhana shuru kar diya, jaise hi uski garam saanse mujhe mere lund par mehsoos hui to mere haath apne aap uske kandho par chale gaye. Usne mere supad par 1 halka sa kiss kiya aur fir mere supade par apni jeebh fira di, uske aisa karte hi mere andar 1 bijali daud gayi. Mere haath uske sar par chale gaye aur maine uske baal pakad ke uska sar apne lund par dabana shuru kar diya. Urvashi ne bhi mere lund ko poora apne mooh me bhar liya aur fir uske chuppe lagaane lagi, uski jeebh jab mere lund ke nichle hisse par ragad khaati to mere andar 1 sarsarahat daud jaati. Maine uske mooh me dhakke lagaane shuru kar diye, mera lund uske mooh me tezi se andar baahar ho raha tha.


Maine kaafi dino se chudai nahi ki thi to mai aaj kaafi josh me tha, maine apna lund uske halak me utaar diya aur kuch der use apne lund par dabaake rakha. Jab uski saans foolne lagi to usne peeche hatne ki koshish ki par maine use peeche nahi hatne diya, usne apne naakhoon meri jaanghon me gada diye to mai dard ke maare karha utha aur maine use chhod diya.

Mai--kya kar rahi ho?
Urvashi--akhun akhun tum kya kar rahe ho akhun akhun jaan se hi maar doge kya mujhe.

Maine uski haalat dekhi to maine use pakad ke uthaaya aur use kiss karne laga, vo bhi mera saath dete huye meri jeebh ko choosne lagi. Mai use pakad ke bed ke paas le gaya aur fir maine dhakka dekar use bed par gira diya. Maine uski taango ko pakad ke failaya aur apne honth uski choot ki taraf badha diye, jaise hi maine apne honth uski choot par rakhe to uski kamar ne 1 zabardast jhatka khaaya. Uske aisa karne se uski choot mere mooh par ragad khaa gayi aur uske mooh se 1 sisak chhoot gayi.

Urvashi--ahhhhhh sssiiiiiii Sam please ahhhhhhhh aaram se ohhhhh shittttttt fuckkkkkkk please Sam, vo meri body ka sabse zyada sensitive part hai aahhhhh ohhhhh ssiiiiii
Mai--tab to ise chhedna banta hai.

Maine uski choot ko choosna shuru kar diya, mai kabhi uski choot ko mooh me bharke choosta to kabhi apni jeebh se uski choot ki faanko aur daane ko chaat leta.


Uske haath mere sar par the aur vo mere baalon ko sehla rahi thi. Maine uske daane ko apne mooh me bhar liya aur chaatne laga to vo ye zyada der bardasht na kar paayi, kuch hi der me uska jism akadne laga aur vo cheekhte huye mere mooh par jhadne lagi.

Urvashi--ohhhhh sshittttttt fuckkkkkkkk aahhhhhhhhh lick it harder aahhhhhh oohhhhhhh I'm cumminggggg Sammm.........

Jhadte huye uski taange kaamp rahi thi, uski kamar itni zor se jhatke khaa rahi thi ki mujhe uski kamar ko pakad ke use bed par dabaana pada. Thodi der baad uska jhadna band hua to usne mera sar pakad ke oopar kheecha aur fir mere honthon ko apne hontho me leke kiss karne lagi, mai use kiss karne ke saath-2 do ungaliyon se uski choot ki faanko ko sehla raha tha.

Urvashi--ummmmm ohhhh fuck shit, please stop teasing me ahhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmm
Mai-kyon maza nahi aa raha tumhe?
Urvashi--ahhhhh bahot maza aa raha hai par ab mujhse bardaasht bhi nahi ho raha aahhhhhh ohhhhhhh please fuck me Sam.
Mai--jaisa tum kaho baby.....

Mai uski taango ke beech me aaya aur apne lund ko uski choot pe set kiya, uski choot ko chaatate waqt mujhe itna to pata chal gaya tha ki vo pehle bhi chud chuki hai. Maine uski 1 taang ko pakad ke apne kandhe par rakha aur fir 1 dhakka uski choot me de maara. Lund fisalta hua uski choot me 4 inch tak chala gaya, lund ghuste hi use dard hua aur usne apne haathon se mere chehre ko pakad liya. Usne mujhe apni taraf kheecha aur mere honthon ko choosne lagi, maine bhi mauke ka faayeda uthaate huye 1 zordaar jhatka maara to lund poora uski choot me utar gaya. Jaise hi lund poora uski choot me ghusa to use dard hua, uska 1 haath meri peeth par chala gaya aur usne meri peeth par apne naakhoon gada diye. Mai bhi uske oopar pada hua use kiss karta raha, jab uski pakad meri peeth par dheeli hui to mai samajh gaya ki vo chudne ke liye taiyaar hai. Maine dheere-2 apni kamar ko hilaana shuru kiya jisse lund uski choot me andar baahar hone laga, thodi der dheere-2 dhakke maarne ke baad maine uske honth chhode aur uski choot me taabadtod dhakke maarne shuru kar diye.

Urvashi--aahhhhhh ssiiiiiii yesssss fuck me Sam, fuck me like a slut aahhhhhhhhh yeah do it harder Sam ohhhh yessss sssiiiiiiiiiiiiii aaahhhhhhhhhh

Maine uski choot me dhakke maarte huye 1 haath se uske kandhe ko pakad liya aur dusre se uske gale ko pakad liya, mere dhakko ki raftaar badh gayi thi. Uski choot me mera lund kisi piston ki tarah andar baahar ho raha tha.


Urvashi--yessss yessss choke me, zor se dabaao mera gala, fuck me like a slut ohhhhh aahhhhhhh aur zor se maaro dhakke Sam aahhhhhhh maaaaa ohhhhhhh
Mai--kyon meri randi maza aa raha hai aaahhhhhhh bol maza aa raha hai ke nahi
Urvashi--aahhhhhh ssiiiiii bahot maza aa raha hai, aise hi karte raho. 1 rhythm me dhakke lagaate raho aahhhhh ohhhhhhhh your cock is making me crazy aahhhhhh ohhhhhhh fuck me aahhhhhhhh shhitttttttt

Mai Urvashi ki choot me paagalo ki tarah dhakke maare jaa raha tha, thodi der me Urvashi ka jism akadne laga. Mai samajh gaya ki vo jhadne waali hai to maine apne dhakko ki raftaar badha di, kuch hi der me Urvashi ne mere lund par garam paani chhodna shuru kar diya. Maine apne dhakke rok diye aur use jhadne diya. Jab uska jhadna band hua to maine uski kamar par apna haath lapeta aur ghoom gaya. Mai bed par let gaya aur vo mere lund par baithi hui thi, thodi der baad usne apni kamar hilaakar mere lund ko apni choot me lena shuru kar diya.

Urvashi--ahhhhhh ssiiiiiiiii kitna bada hai tumhaara ohhhhhh fuckkkkkk aisa lag raha hai jaise mere pet ko faad ke rakh dega ahhhhhh ohhhhhhh.
Mai--pet to nahi par kuch aur zaroor faad dega aaj.

Meri baat sunke Urvashi muskurane lagi aur zor-2 se mere lund par uchalne lagi, mai apne haath uski jhoolti choochiyon par le gaya aur unhe zor-2 se masalne laga.


Urvashi--aaahhhhhh ssiiiiiii aur zor se dabaao aahhhhhh maaaaaaa aise hi dabaate raho inhe ohhhhhh ssiiiiiiii press them harderrrrrr.........

Mai thodi der uske chooche dabaata raha aur fir maine uske choochiyon par thappad maarne shuru kar diye, mai jaise-2 uski choochiyon par thappad maar raha tha, vaise-2 uski raftaar badhti jaa rahi thi.

Urvashi--ahhhhhhhh Sam, yesssss slap my titties, slap them harder yesssssss slap them aahhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Thodi der mai uski choochiyon ke saath khelta raha aur vo bhi mere lund par uchalti rahi par jab vo thak gayi to maine use pakad ke waapis bed pe peeth ke bal leta diya aur uske oopar chadke fir se uski choot me dhakke maarne laga. Mai saath-2 uski choot ke daane ko bhi masal raha tha, apne jism ke saath hota ye khilwaad vo zyada der jhel nahi paayi aur fir se mere lund par jhadne lagi.

Urvashi--ohhhh yesss fuck mee Sam. yess harder yesss pleaseee harder Sam. please ohhh yeaaahhhhh yess baby ohhh ohhhh I'm cumming Sammmm ohhhh unghhhhhhh

Mere lund ki bhi nasse mujhe foolti hui mehsoos ho rahi thi, mai samajh gaya tha ki mai bhi jhadne waala hoon to maine bhi uski choot me taabdtod dhakke lagaane shuru kar diye.

Mai--aahhhhhhh Urvashi mai jhadne waala hoon aahhhhhhhh
Urvashi--mere andar nahi.....

Uski baat sunke maine apne lund ko uski choot se baahar nikaala aur use hilaane laga, kuch hi der baad mere lund se 1 tez dhaar nikali jo seedha Urvashi ke chehre par jaake giri. Uske baad mere lund ne 1 ke 1 baad kayi saari pichkariyan Urvashi ke pet, choochi aur chehre par chhodi.


Shaayad kaafi din se jhada nahi tha isliye mere lund ne aaj kuch zyada hi ras chhoda tha. Jab mera jhadna band hua to mai Urvashi ke bagal me let gaya, hum dono lete-2 apni saanse durust kar rahe the.

Urvashi--Sam, you are such a good fucker.
Mai--thanx, maza aaya na?
Urvashi--maza, you made me cum thrice. Teen baar Sam, pata hai Sam, jab mai apne BF ke saath karti thi to sirf 1 hi baar jhadti thi aur oopar se uska hathiyaar to tumhaare aage kuch bhi nahi hai.
Mai--thanx for the compliment, to ye humaara last time tha ya aage bhi milna chahogi tum?
Urvashi--ofcourse milna chahungi.
Mai--to kab mile fir?
Urvashi--abhi to kuch keh nahi sakti, aaj raat party ke baad mai apni family ke saath Manali ke liye nikal rahi hoon. Hum wahaan atleast 2 hafte rahenge, uske baad I'll call you.
Mai--great, chalo ab apne kapde pehan lo. Sab log hume neeche dhoond rahe honge.

Uske baad hum dono ne kapde pehane aur fir 1 kiss karne ke baad hum waapis party me aa gaye, jab mai apni family ke paas gaya to papa mujhse sawaal karne lage.

Papa--kahaan tha be tu?
Mai--kahin nahi papa, zara Narayan ji ki raeesi dekhne gaya tha.
Papa--matlab?
Mai--matlab unka naya ghar dekhne gaya tha, poore ghar ka tour liya maine papa. Kya badiya ghar banaaya hai unhone.
Papa--kaamyaab aadmi hai isliye aisa ghar bana paaye hain, tere tarah naakamiyaab nahi hai.
Dadi--kya karta hai tu Mahipal, kam se kam baahar to uska peecha chhod diya kar. Jaa Samar, khaana khaa le. Humne khaa liya hai, tu bhi khaa le fir hum chalte hain yahaa se.

Uske baad maine khana khaaya aur fir hum Narayan ji ke paas gaye unse vida lene ke liye, unse milne ke baad hum log waapis ghar ke liye nikal gaye.

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Update-47

Sameer--bata de bhai important topics kuch.
Mai--teri maa ki choot, saale maine kaha tha na ki jab mai padh raha hoon to mujhe call mat kariyo.
Sameer--abbe laude, itne din se to tu padh hi raha hai. Ab aur kitna padhega, is baar top hi maarega kya.
Mai--abbe gaandu, tu kya lega mera peecha chhodne ka?
Sameer--important topics bata de.
Mai--5 minute ruk, mai tujhe whatsapp karta hoon important topics.

Mai kal ke exam ke liye padhaai kar raha tha jab mujhe Sameer ki call aayi, saala 1 to waise bhi maine kuch dhang se nahi padha tha aur oopar se vo important topics puch ke mera time waste kar raha tha. Bhosdiwaale, haftebhar to padhte nahi hain aur aakhiri waqt me topics puch-2 ke dimaag ki maa-behan karte hain. Varun ne to apna phone hi switch off kar rakha tha isliye Sameer mujhe call kar raha tha topics puchne ke liye. Khair maine use fatafat kuch important topics bheje aur fir se padhaai me lag gaya. Kal mera science ka exam tha, mai itne din se taiyaari kar raha tha par mere saath yahi dikkat thi ki mujhe cheezein late me samajh aati thi. Har 1 topic ko samajhne ke liye mujhe use kam se kam 3-4 baar padhna padta tha. Raat ke 11 baj chuke the aur maine abhi tak sirf 60% syllabus hi cover kiya tha, waise to mere jaise student ke liye 60% subject cover karna bhi bahot maayene rakhta hai par maine papa ko waada kiya tha ki is baar mai kam se kam 75% marks leke aaunga. Ab jitna maine padha tha usse ghanta mere 75% marks nahi aane waale the isliye meri aur bhi fatt rahi thi. Mai thodi der aur padhta raha aur jab mere dimaag ne jawaab dena shuru kar diya to maine sona hi behtar samjha. Bhale hi mere saare topics cover nahi huye the lekin fir bhi mere paas 1 plan tha aur uske successful hone ke chances ache khaase the. Sone se pehle aapko exam ke baare me bata deta hoon, humaara school CBSE school tha aur ye us samay ki baat hai jab 10th me board hataake CCE laaya gaya tha. Iske according half-yealy me aadha syllabus aata tha aur final me bacha hua aadha syllabus. Mere half-yearly exam kal se the, kul milaake 5 subject the aur har roz 1 subject ka exam tha. Har 1 paper 80 marks ka tha aur uski duration thi 3 ghante.
Agli subah meri neend 7 baje khuli to mai fatafat bathroom me ghus gaya, mai naha-dhokar taiyaar hua aur fatafat hall me aa gaya nashta karne ke liye. Wahaan par papa bhi baithe huye nashta kar rahe the, jaise hi unhone mujhe dekha to mujhse bol pade.

Papa--padh liya sab kuch?
Mai--haa padh liya hai, ikka-dukka kuch chhoot gaya hai par vo topics zyada maayene nahi rakhte.
Papa--vo to tere number hi bataayenge beta ki tune kitna padha hai.

Uske baad papa thoda bahot gyaan chodte rahe, maine fatafat nashta kiya aur apne room me aa gaya. Thodi der me chachi bhi room me aa gayi.

Chachi--dhang se karna paper, jo question aate ho pehle wahi attempt karna. Theek hai?
Mai--theek hai chachi, chalo mai chalta hoon.

Jaane se pehle chachi ne mere honthon par 1 good luck kiss diya, kiss milte hi mai bahot khush hua aur turant muskurata hua school ke liye nikal gaya. Jab mai school ke gate pe pahocha to dekha ki wahaan bahot bheed lagi hui thi, shaayad school waalon ne gate par hi seating plan laga diya tha to sabhi bache wahi dekhne me busy the. Pehle maine socha ki mai bhi apna seating plan dekhta hoon par fir bheed dekh ke maine thodi der intezaar karne ki sochi. Mai wahaan khada tha ki tabhi mere dost mere paas aa gaye.

Sameer--abbe yahaan kyon khada hai?
Mai--abbe seating plan to dekh loon.
Sameer--maine dekh liya hai, apne ko 11-C me baithna hai. Tu, mai aur Varun us class me baithe huye hain.
Mai--aur baaki ye dono?
Sameer--inka yahi jaane, maine to sirf itna dekha ki tu mere aage baitha hua hai.
Mai--chalo fir chalte hain class me.

Hum sab class ki taraf jaane lage, raaste me Amir, Bhaanu aur Sameer to randirona ro rahe the ki unhone kuch nahi padha, Varun to ekdum cool hoke ghoom raha tha. Mujhe pata tha ki usne sabkuch padh liya hai aur abhi uska dimaag relax mode me hai.
Maine socha ki exam se pehle 1 baar Aanchal se mil leta hoon to mai Amir aur Bhaanu ke saath unki class me chala gaya, jaise hi mai class me pahocha to Aanchal mujhe sabse aage waali desk par baithi hui dikh gayi. Mai uske paas gaya to paya ki vo abhi bhi copy kholkar usme se notes padh rahi thi.

Mai--bas kar, ab kitna padhegi.

Meri aawaz sunte hi Aanchal ka dhyaan kitaabon se meri taraf aaya, mai uske bagal me jaake baith gaya.

Aanchal--tu yahaan kya kar raha hai? Tu to dusri class me baitha hai na.
Mai--to kya hua, abhi time hai to maine socha tujhse mil leta hoon. Kya pata exam se pehle 1 baar tera chehra dekh loon to exam acha chala jaaye.
Aanchal--acha ji, vaise padhai ki hai ya aise hi mooh uthaake aa gaya.
Mai--kya matlab mooh uthaake aa gaya, raat me 11 baje tak padhai kari hai maine. Mujhe bhi 10th pass karni hai is baar.
Aanchal--hmmm...mere saath rehte-2 sudhar gaya hai tu.
Mai--ab tere saath rehna hai to khud ko thoda to badalna hi hoga na. Aur bata, sab padh liya hoga tune to?
Aanchal--haa, abhi revise kar rahi hoon. Subah se 3 baar revision kar chuki hoon lekin fir bhi lag raha hai ki kuch chhoot raha hai.
Mai--3 baar revision kar liya......arre itna mat padh varna dimaag me gyaan nahi sirf stress aayega. Thoda chill kar, tu easily top kar legi yaar.

Hum dono thodi der baatein karte rahe aur uske baad mai use "all the best" bolke apni class me aa gaya, wahaan mai apni bench par baith gaya. Mai humaari row me 2nd last bench par baitha hua tha aur mere peeche Sameer baitha hua tha. Ab waqt tha mere plan ko execute karne ka to maine Varun ko apne paas bula liya.

Mai--sun Varun, dekh shuruwaat me 10 minute lagenge question paper padhne me. Uske baad tu meri taraf dekhna, jo-2 question mujhe nahi aate honge mai tujhe uska question number bata doonga apni palke jhapkaake.
Varun--kaise?
Mai--dekh maan le ki mujhe teesra aur saatva question nahi aata hoga to mai teri taraf dekh ke pehle 3 baar palke jhapkaaunga aur uske baad table par apni ungali se halka sa tap karunga aur fir mai 7 baar palke jhapkaaunga aur fir tap karunga. Meri palko ko dhyaan se dekhiyo, ginane me aasani hogi.
Varun--abbe bhai, ungaliyon se ishaara karke bata diyo.
Mai--maa ki choot ungaliyon ki, tu meri baat dhyaan se sun. Jab mai tujhe question number bata dunga to tu unhe apne question paper par mark kar liyo aur jab bhi tu vo question solve karne baithe to usse pehle 1 baar khaas diyo, baaki mai dekh loonga.
Varun--lekin kaise?
Mai--chinta mat kar, vo mera jugaad hai.

Mera plan saaf tha, jis waqt Varun question karne baithega to 1 baar karne se pehle apne dimaag me zaroor sochega aur mai usi waqt apni power istemaal karke uske dimaag se answer padh loonga. Ab aap soch rahe honge ki mai apni power ko poore 3 ghante kyon istemaal nahi kar raha to please jaake update-3 me meri powers ke loopholes padho. Aap samajh jaaoge ki mai lagaatar apni power kyon istemaal nahi kar raha hoon, mera ye tareeka aasan tha. Zyada se zyada mujhe 2-3 minute lagenge Varun ke dimaag se answer padhne me aur uske baad mai us answer ko apne shabdo me bana ke likh sakta hoon. Isse meri powers ko thoda break bhi mil jaayega aur mere dimaag par bhi zyada zor nahi padega.
Kuch der mai Varun se baat karta raha aur fir maine use uski bench pe bhej diya, mere peeche Sameer baitha tha jo mere bharose paper dene aaya tha.

Mai--Sameer bro, dekh mai apni answer sheet ko thoda side kar dunga taaki tujhe meri sheet aaram se dikh jaaye. Meri 2 baatein dhyaan se sun le- pehla, please ho sake to sirf answer padhiyo aur baad me unhe apne shabdo me banake likhne ki koshish kariyo. Agar teacher ne hum dono ki copy check kari aur word to word same answer dekhe to ho sakta hai ki humaari gaand mar jaaye. Dusri baat, agar tu apne shabdo me answer na likh paaye aur tujhe copy hi karna hai to plese jab meri copy me jhaankega to gardan mat hilaana, sirf apni nazrein hilaana. Agar baar-2 gardan hilaayega to teacher ko shaq ho jaayega aur fir hum dono ki gaand maregi, samajh gaya na?
Sameer--bhai tu chinta mat kar, teacher ko ghanta nahi pata chalne doonga ki mai teri sheet se copy kar raha hoon.

Thodi der baad 1 teacher apne haath me question paper aur answer sheet liye huye aa gayi, usne time par sabko question paper aur answer sheet baant di. 10 minute tak mai question paper padhta raha aur fir maine Varun ki taraf dekha, vo bhi meri taraf dekh raha tha to maine use ishaara karke bata diya ki mujhe kon-2 se question nahi aate. Usne vo apne question paper me mark kar liye, 5 minute baad ghanti baj gayi to sabhi ne apni sheets me answer likhne shuru kar diye. Mai bhi sabse pehle wahi question kar raha tha jo mujhe aate the, beech-2 me Varun khaas deta to mai uski taraf dekhta. Uske baad apni powers se mai question number aur answer pata kar leta aur fir apni copy me chhaapne lagta. Peeche se Sameer bhi dana-dan copy kiye jaa raha tha, beech me 1 baar us teacher ne Varun se uske khaasne ka kaaran pucha to Varun ne ye bol diya ki vo baarish me bheeg gaya tha aur use sardi ho gayi. Jab 3 ghante khatam huye to maine 1 baar hisaab lagaaya ki mere kitne marks aa jaayenge, pata chala ki maine 70 marks ka paper attempt kar diya tha. Paper khatam hone ke baad mai apne dosto ke saath ghar ki taraf nikal gaya, Arun aur Bhaanu to ro rahe the ki unke laude lagne waale hain wahin mai, Varun aur Sameer to bahot khush the.
Agla paper maths ka tha to mujhe usme cheating karne ki zaroorat nahi padi kyonki maths to maine poora padh liya tha. Maths ka paper to mera bahot acha gaya aur maine 76 marks ka paper attempt kiya tha. Uske baad waale paper English aur Social Science ka tha to usme mujhe Varun ki help ki zaroorat padi, us paper me bhi maine Science ke paper ki tarah trick lagaayi aur aaram se 70 above marks ka paper attempt kar liya. Ab bas 1 paper reh gaya tha aur vo tha hindi ka, mai to bahot khush tha ki is baar sabhi papers ache jaa rahe the. Sabhi papers me mere atleast 75% marks to aane hi waale the, is baar papa mujhse bahot khush hote. Mere saath-2 Sameer ka bhi bhala ho raha tha, vo saala to cheating karne me itna maahir tha ki poora time meri copy me jhaankta rehta tha aur teacher ko shaq bhi nahi hone deta tha.
Aakhiri paper waale din mai jaldi-2 taiyaar hua aur nashta karne ke baad school ke liye nikal gaya, baahar roz ki tarah mujhe mere dost mil gaye to mai unke saath sabse pehle Aanchal se milne gaya aur usse baat karne ke baad mai apni class me aa gaya. Mai apni bench par baitha hua tha ki tabhi Varun mere paas aa gaya.

Varun--Sam bro, tere se 1 baat puchni thi.
Mai--puch bhai, jo mann kare vo puch.
Varun--1 baat bata, mai sirf khaas deta hoon. Uske baad tu answer kaise copy karta hai, mai to tujhe sheet bhi nahi dikhaata.
Mai--bro, vo mera secret hai. Sabhi ko apni tricks bata doonga to fir mere paas kya special reh jaayega.
Varun--ae bhai, bata na please. Bata na bhai, kya bhaaw khaa raha hai bhosdike, bata na.

Mai jab tak usse kuch bolta ki tabhi 1 aawaz poore room me goonj uthi, vo aawaz teacher ki thi jiski aaj duty thi. Mai to aawaz sunke hi pehchaan gaya tha ki kiski duty lagi hui hai, maine 1 baar teacher ki taraf dekha to shocked reh gaya. Saamne koi aur nahi balki Neetu khadi thi.

Mai(mann me)--behanchod, aaj iski duty lagi hai.

Neetu apni seat par baith gayi aur usne sheets aur question paper table par rakh diye, vo thodi der intezaar karti rahi aur fir usne sabko answer sheet baant di. Jab vo answer sheet baant rahi thi to usne 1 baar mujhe dekha aur fir mere peeche baithe huye Sameer ki taraf dekha, maine bhi 1 baar uski taraf dekha aur fir sochne laga ki kya hi ukhaad legi mera yeh. Mujhe meri powers use karne se thodi na rok sakti hai yeh, mai chupchaap baitha raha ki tabhi Neetu bol padi.

Neetu--Samar, tum utho apni jagah se.
Mai--lekin kyon mam, maine kya kiya?
Neetu--mujhe pata hai ki ye Sameer aur tum cheating zaroor karoge, isliye apni seat se utho aur us waali row me sabse last seat par baith jaao.

Usne mujhe ishaara karke bataaya to maine us taraf dekha, jis row me Varun baitha hua tha us row me last ki 4-5 benches khaali thi. Maine apni sheet uthaai aur us seat par jaake baith gaya, jaane se pehle maine 1 baar Sameer ki taraf dekha to uske chehre par tension nahi thi. Mai samajh gaya ki aaj vo padhke aaya hai aur use meri help ki aaj zaroorat nahi hai. Thodi der baad Neetu ne question paper baant diye, maine question paper padha aur 10 minute ke baad maine Varun ki taraf dekha, jaise hi vo meri taraf dekhne ke liye peeche muda tabhi Neetu uske paas pahoch gayi.

Neetu--kya hua Varun, uski taraf kyon dekh rahe ho?
Varun--vo mam.......
Neetu--itna easy paper hai aur usme bhi tumhe uski help chahiye. Vaise bhi usse help maang ke faayeda nahi hai, use khud kuch nahi aata.

Neetu ki baat khatam hote hi Varun aage dekhne laga, Neetu mere paas aayi aur mujhe andar ki taraf khisakne ko bola. Mai andar ki taraf khiska to Neetu mere bagal me baith gayi.

Mai--aap yahaan baithogi?
Neetu--kyon, tumhe koi dikkat hai kya?
Mai--nahi mam, mujhe kya dikkat hogi.

Meri aaj ki planning fail ho chuki thi to maine socha ki maa chudaaye cheating, jitna aata hai utna kar leta hoon. Waise bhi pichle papers me jitna kiya hai, usse mere 75% number to aaram se ban jaayenge. Maine vo questions attempt karne shuru kar diye jo mujhe aate the, Neetu mere bagal me baithi hui thi. Mere bagal me baithe-2 vo sab pe nazar rakh paa rahi thi, jo bhi use halki si bhi baatcheet karte dikhta to vo turant usse daant deti. Mai to apna paper karne me magan tha ki tabhi Neetu ne kuch aisa kiya jisse mera dhyaan uski taraf chala gaya. Uska dupatta halka sa fisal gaya to Neetu ne use theek karne ke liye jaise hi lehraaya to uska dupatta mere chehre par aa gaya aur fisalta hua mere chehre se hat gaya. Maine uski taraf dekha to Neetu bhi meri taraf dekh rahi thi, achanak se meri nazar uski chhati par chali gayi aur jo maine dekha usse mai shocked ho gaya. Asal me Neetu aaj 1 white color ki deep neck kurti pehan ke aayi thi, dupatta bhi uska gardan par chadha hua tha jiski wajah se mujhe uski choochiyon ki jhalak dikh gayi. Mai uski choochiyon ko taad raha tha ki tabhi Neetu ne mere chehre ke saamne chutki bajaayi.

Neetu--hello, paper karo apna. Idhar-udhar kya dekh rahe ho.

Maine uski baat suni to mai fir se apna paper karne laga, lekin aankhon ko to khoobsurat cheez dikh gayi thi. Vo to ab baar-2 Neetu ki choochiyon ki jhalak dekhne ke liye betaab hui jaa rahi thi, mera dimaag bhi mujhse cheekh-2 ke keh raha tha ki 1 baar Neetu ki choochiyan dekh le, uske baad likh liyo paper. Maine apne dimaag par kaaboo paane ki koshish ki par vo meri baat maan hi nahi raha tha to maine uski ichha poori karne ke liye 1 baar chor nazaron se Neetu ki choochiyon ko dekha aur fir to meri nazarein us nazaare se hatne ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi. Mai baar-2 apne paper par focus karne ki koshish karta par fir mai dimaag ke haathon majboor hokar Neetu ki choochiyon ko taadne lagta. Ye sab karte huye mujhe kareeb 45 minute ho gaye the aur itni der me maine 2 question ke answer bhi nahi kiye the.

Mai(mann me)--kya kar raha hai Samar, iski choochiyan hi dekhta rahega to paper me fail ho jaayega. Bhosdike abhi nibandh aur patra bhi likhna hai, gaand marr jaayegi beta. Paper par concentrate kar le.

Maine fir se apne paper par concentrate kiya aur dobaara answers likhne laga, kareeb 20 minute baad jab maine nibandh likh liya to mera dhyaan pata nahi kaise waapis Neetu pe chala gaya. Maine Neetu ki taraf dekha to vo apne mobile me kuch dekh rahi thi, us waqt pata nahi kyon meri ichha ho gayi ye pata karne ki Neetu apne mobile me kya dekh rahi hai. Maine uske mobile me jhaakne ki koshish ki par usne phone ko aise pakda hua tha ki mai usme kuch bhi nahi dekh paa raha tha, uske aisa karne se meri jaanane ki utsukta aur badhti jaa rahi thi. Maine socha ki iska dimaag padhta hoon aur pata karta hoon ki aakhir ye kya dekh rahi hai. Maine apni powers activate ki aur uske dimaag ko padhna shuru kiya to mai dang reh gaya, Neetu is waqt 1 sex story padh rahi thi. Thodi der me story apne charam par pahochne lagi to maine dekha ki Neetu ke haath uske pet par the aur vo apne pet ko sehla rahi thi. Uski saanse bhi tez ho gayi thi jiski wajah se uski badi-2 choochiyan oopar-neeche ho rahi thi, mai samajh gaya ki Neetu uttejit ho rahi hai aur apne jism ko sehla kar vo apni uttejna ko aur badha rahi hai. Uski harkatein dekh ke mera lund khada hone laga, kuch hi der me mera lund meri pant me akda hua tha. Mai use seedha karna chahta tha par mujhe darr lag raha tha ki kahin Neetu mujhe ye karte huye dekh na le. Kuch der baad Neetu ke haath uski jaangh par chale gaye aur vo apni jaangho ko sehlaane lagi, vo kabhi apni jaangho ko sehlaati to kabhi unhe pakad ke masal deti. Pehle to uske haath uske ghutne ke paas the lekin dheere-2 uske haath uski jaangho ki jadon ki taraf badhne lage. Vo story padhte huye apne pati ke saath chudai ke baare me soch rahi thi, uski soch me uska pati uski choot chaat raha tha aur uski jaangho ko pakad ke masal raha tha. Neetu ke haath kuch der me uski jaangho ki jadon par pahoch gaye aur vo unhe masalne lagi, uske haath uski choot ke bahot paas the. Jab bhi vo apni jaangho ko masalti to uski choot me sankuchan hota, mera to paper par dhyaan hi nahi tha. Mai kabhi uske haathon ko dekhta jo uski jaangho ko masal rahe the to kabhi tez saanse lene ke kaarna oopar-neeche hoti hui choochiyon ko dekhta. Kuch hi der me story ki female character apne charamotkarsh par pahoch gayi, yahaan Neetu ka bhi bura haal tha. Use ghanta farak nahi pad raha tha ki mai uske bagal me baitha hua uski harkatein dekh raha hoon, vo kuch der apne jism ke saath khelti rahi ki tabhi class me 1 dusri teacher aa gayi. Invigilation duty pe aaye teachers ko aadhe ghante ka break milta tha, us aadhe ghante me dusre teacher aake uski jagah duty karte the. Shaayad Neetu ka break time ho gaya tha aur vo teacher uski jagah aayi thi, Neetu ne jaise hi us teacher ko dekha to usne apni haalat theek ki aur fir 1 baar meri taraf dekha. Mai to abhi bhi uske jism ko taade jaa raha tha.

Neetu--paper kar lo apna, na class me dhyaan dete ho aur na hi paper me.

Uski baat sunte hi mai hosh me aaya aur fir apne paper ki taraf dekhne laga, Neetu us teacher ke paas chali gayi aur thodi der usse baat karne ke baad class se baahar chali gayi. Maine 1 baar ghadi me dekha to meri gaand fattne ko ho gayi, 2 ghante beet chuke the aur ab mere paas sirf 1 ghanta tha. Beete huye 2 ghanto me maine 25% paper bhi nahi kiya tha, maine apna pen uthaaya aur fir se answer likhne laga. Thodi der to dimaag me answer aate rahe lekin fir kuch der baad answer ki jagah Neetu ke jism ne le li, mere dimaag me fir se wo pal ghoomne lage jab Neetu apne jism ke saath chhedkhaani kar rahi thi. Mera lund jo kuch der pehle badi mushkil se baitha tha, vo fir se meri pant me tambu banake khada ho gaya. Kuch der to mai koshish karta raha ki paper pe focus karun lekin jab nahi kar paaya to mai us teacher ke paas gaya aur usse washroom jaane ki permission leke class se nikal gaya. Jaise hi washroom me pahocha to mai 1 toilet me ghus gaya aur darwaaza band karke maine apni pant kholi aur apne lund ko baahar nikaal ke use hilaane laga, lund hilaate huye mai Neetu ke jism ko yaad kar raha tha. Lagbhag 15 minute lund hilaane ke baad mere lund ne ras ki pichkaari chhod di, jab jhadna band hua to maine fatafat lund ko pant ke andar kiya aur haath dhoke waapis class me aa gaya. Mai fatafat apni bench par aaya aur answer likhne laga, ab mere paas sirf 35 minute bache the aur is 35 minute me mujhe apna maximum effort dena tha. 5-6 minute baad Neetu class me waapis aa gayi, is baar saali apni chair par hi baithi rahi.

Mai(mann me)--saali, pehle hi baith jaati wahaan. Iske chakkar me poore paper ki maa chud gayi.

Maine apna dhyaan waapis paper par lagaaya aur dhadadhad likhne laga, aadhe ghante baad time khatam hone ki bell baji to Neetu sabke paper ikatthe karne lagi. Mai abhi bhi 1 answer likh raha tha, jab Neetu mere paas aayi to maine usse guhaar lagaayi.

Mai--mam bas 1 minute de dijiye, ye answer complete kar loon.
Neetu--chuchaap se sheet do apni, tum koi minister ho kya jo mai tumhe 1 minute extra doon.

Ye bolte huye Neetu ne meri sheet chheen li aur fir wahaan se chali gayi, mai to gusse se Neetu ko dekh raha tha.

Mai(mann me)--iski maa ko chodu, saali ke chakkar me aate huye paper ki bhi maa chud gayi. Saala sirf 40 number ka hi paper hua hai, saala aurat ka chakkar bahot bekaar hai babu bhaiya....bahot bekaar hai.

Mai wahaan se uthke class se baahar nikal gaya, baahar mujhe mere dost bhi mil gaye to mai unke saath ghar ke liye nikal gaya. Raastebhar mai Neetu ko gaaliyan bakta raha, jahaan mere sabhi dost khush the ki paper khatam ho gaye the to wahin mai dukhi tha kyoki aaj ke paper ke laude lag gaye the. Jab mai ghar pahocha to sabhi ne mujhse pucha ki paper kaisa gaya to maine un sabko jhooth bol diya ki paper sahi gaya hai.
Uske baad saturday aur sunday humaari chhutti thi to mai 1 din apne doston ke saath aur 1 din Aanchal ke saath ghoomne chala gaya. Vo 2 din ke enjoyment ke baad kahin jaake mai hindi ke paper ke sadme ko bhula paaya tha. Monday ko jab mai school gaya to pata chala ki sabhi teachers ne sheets check kar di thi aur aaj sabhi teachers answer sheet dikhaane waale the. Sabhi students ki gaand fatte me thi, sabse zyada fatte me kisi ki thi to vo the Aanchal aur Varun. Unke darrne ka kaaran mujhe samajh me nahi aa raha tha, vo dono jaante the ki wahi dono top karenge lekin fir bhi pata nahi kis baat ka darr tha unke dimaag me.
Aaj lunch se pehle english, maths, science aur social science ki class thi, hindi ki class lunch ke baad thi. Lunch se pehle 1-1 karke sabhi tachers class me aate rahe aur hume humaari sheets dete rahe. Mere saath to chaaron subject me 1 cheez common hui aur vo ye thi ki jab bhi mai teacher ke paas apni sheet lene jaata to vo mere number dekh ke shocked ho jaate. Mere chaaron subjects me 65 above the aur maths me to maine gaand hi maar li thi, maths me mere 75 aaye the. Kisi ne bhi ye expect nahi kiya tha ki mere itne ache marks aayenge, sabhi mujhse puchte the ki maine kisse cheating kari to mai unhe ignore maarke apni sheet leke apni bench par waapis aa jata tha. Lunch ke baad waali class Neetu ki thi aur mujhe usi subject ka darr tha, mujhe to darr lag raha tha ki kahin Neetu mujhe usme fail hi na kar de. Thodi der baad Neetu class me aayi aur 1-1 karke students ko apne paas bulaake unki sheet unhe dene lagi. Jab meri baari aayi to mai uske paas chala gaya, usne 1 baar mujhe dekha aur fir meri sheet ko.

Neetu--Samar, 1 baat kehni padegi ki mai tumse kaafi impress hui hoon. Jo maine tumhaare baare me socha tha, tum uspe khare utare ho. Tumhe mile hain....

Bolte-2 Neetu chup ho gayi, mai uski taraf gusse me dekhne laga. Saali suspense to aise bana rahi thi jaise maine top hi maar diya ho, behanchod mujhe bhi pata tha ki saali taane maar rahi thi.

Neetu--30 marks.

Jaise hi Neetu ne mujhe mere marks bataaye to mai khush ho gaya, bhale hi number ache nahi aaye the lekin kam se kam mai fail hone se to bach gaya tha. Maine usse sheet le li aur apni seat par waapis aa gaya, maine 1 baar apne total marks ka hisaab lagaaya to maine paaya ki bhale hi meri hindi me gaand mari thi lekin fir bhi baaki subjects ke ache marks ki wajah se mere 75% ban gaye the. Maine apne sabhi doston se unke total marks puche to pata chala ki Aanchal aur Varun ne top kiya tha, Sameer ke lagbhag 70% ban gaye the. Amir aur Bhaanu ke to mushkil se 50% bane the, vo dono ko lekin fir bhi ghanta farak nahi pad raha tha. Sabhi teachers ne hum se kaha tha ki hume apni sheet apne parents se sign karaake agle din laani thi. Uske baad school me kuch zyada khaas nahi hua.
Shaam ko jab papa ghar aaye to maine unhe apni sheet dikhaayi, hindi ki sheet ko maine sabse neeche rakha hua tha.

Papa--waah bhai, badhiya number aaye hain tere is baar. Lagta hai is baar tere farre chal gaye.
Mai--papa apni mehnat se laaya hoon mai ye number.

1-1 karke papa sabhi subjects ke number dekhne lage, papa ne jab hindi ke number dekhe to unki aankho me gussa utar aaya, unhone 1 baar mujhe ghoor ke dekha.

Papa--kya hai be ye? Itne kam number, vo bhi hindi me. Abbe hindi me kya dikkat aa gayi tujhe.

Ab mai papa ko kya hi bataata ki mere hindi me itne kam number kyon aaye hain, in numbers se to mai khud apne aap par gussa tha. Agar us din Neetu ko taadne ke bajaaye maine apne paper par dhyaan de diya hota to aaj ye durgati na hoti meri.

Papa--bata bhai, kya ho gaya tha tujhe?
Mai--papa, vo is baar thoda paper hard aa gaya tha....
Papa--abbe to hindi me kya dikkat aa gayi tujhe, abbe hindi to tu roz bolta hai. Kya bhai, padhne ki ichha nahi hai to bata de mujhe. Paisa nahi lagaaunga mai tujh pe.
Mai--par papa, baaki sab me to aaye hai na mere ache marks.
Papa--1 kaam karta hoon, mai teri daaye haath ki 1 ungali kaat deta hoon.
Mai--kyon?
Papa--arre, tu darr kyon raha hai. 1 ungali kat jaayegi to baaki 4 to bach jaayengi na.

Mai unki baat samajh gaya, mai apna sar jhukaake khada ho gaya. Mujhe apne aap par gussa aa raha tha, mere paas 1 mauka tha papa ko apne aap par garv mehsoos karwaane ka lekin vo bhi maine apne haath se jaane diya.

Papa--padh le bhai, kuch na rakha aawaragardi me.

Uske baad papa ne meri answer sheets me sign kiya aur fir mai apni sheets leke apne kamre me aa gaya. Kamre me aane ke baad 1 baat mere dimaag me ghoomne lagi.

Mai(mann me)--pata nahi kab aayega vo din jab papa ko mujh pe garv mehsoos hoga, jab vo mujhe laayak beta samjhenge. Lagta hai meri raah abhi bahot lambi hai, abhi mujhe aur mehnat karni padegi. Jab zyada koshish karunga tabhi papa ko khush kar paaunga.

Awesome update bro

 

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Update-48

Dadi--Samar, kal kya chahiye tujhe?
Mai--jo aapko acha lage dadi, meri aisi koi demand nahi hai.

Mai gharwaalon ke saath hall me baith ke raat ka khaana khaa raha tha, kal meri zindagi ka bahot hi khaas din tha. Kal ke din mujhe is duniya me aaye 19 saal poore ho jaate, mai to kaafi excited tha. Kal 1 aisa din hota hai jab mai bada special feel karta hoon aur mai hi kya, har koi apne birthday par special feel karta hoga.

Chachi--1 kaam karte hain, Samar ko kal hum log bike gift kar dete hain.
Dadi--sahi bol rahi hai Rama.

Chachi aur dadi ki baat sunke mai bahot khush ho gaya.

Mai(mann me)--finally mere paas bhi bike hogi. Usme Aanchal ko bithaunga aur uske saath poori delhi naap loonga.

Mai apni swapna nagri me khoya hua tha ki tabhi Sujata ne kuch aisa bola ki mere saare sapne toot gaye.

Sujata--kya khaak sahi bol rahi hai, abhi bike nahi hai to ye itni aawaragardi karta hai. Agar bike mil gayi to ye to ghar me nazar bhi nahi aayega.
Papa--Sujata theek bol rahi hai, abhi ise bike dene ka koi matlab nahi hai. Bike ka ye aakhir kya karega, school to iska paas me hi. Aaram se paidal aa-jaa sakta hai, jab ye college jaane lagega tab sochenge bike ka.
Mai(mann me)--tab bhi sirf sochenge, bike denge nahi. Waise bhi jab tak ye Sujata hai tab tak mujhe kuch bhi nahi milne waala.

Maine khaana khaaya aur apne room me aa gaya, wahaan maine apne phone me movie dekhni shuru kar di. Raat ko 12 bajte hi dhadadhad mere phone par "happy birthday" ke message aane lage. Kuch messages mere doston ke the aur kuch mere rishtedaaron ke, mai sabko thanx bolne ke liye type karna shuru karta ki tabhi Aanchal ki call aa gayi. Maine call uthaaya to udhar se Aanchal apni madhur aawaz me "happy birthday" wala gaana gaane lagi.

Mai--thanx baby, waise kya baat hai. Roz to tu 10:30 tak so jaati hai par aaj 12 baje tak jaag rahi hai.
Aanchal--tujhe sabse pehle wish karna chahti thi mai isliye ab tak jaag rahi hoon.
Mai--hmmm...par tu late ho gayi. Tere call se pehle mujhe pata nahi kitne messages aa gaye.
Aanchal--ohh no....koi baat nahi, agle saal mai tujhe sabse pehle wish karungi. Promise.
Mai--acha ye sab chhod aur bata ki mujhe gift me kya de rahi hai?
Aanchal--abhi kuch socha nahi hai, par tu chinta mat kar. Tujhe kuch na kuch special gift hi doongi mai.
Mai--dekhte hain ki tera gift kitna special hota hai.
Aanchal--acha chal good night haan, kal milti hoon tujhse. Bye, love you.
Mai--bye, love you too.

Uske baad maine call kaat di aur ye sochne laga ki Aanchal mujhe kya degi gift me, yahi sab sochte-2 mai so gaya. Agli subah mai 7 baje utha aur seedha bathroom me ghus gaya, naha-dhokar taiyaar hone ke baad mai hall me aaya to sabhi 1-1 karke mujhe wish karne lage. Sujata ko chhod ke sabhi ne mujhe wish kiya, yahaan tak ki Anil bhi mujhe wish karne aaya tha. Sabko thanx bolne ke baad maine fatafat nashta kiya aur school ke liye nikal gaya. Jab mai school pahocha to wahaan bhi mere sabhi classmates ne 1-1 karke mujhe wish karna shuru kar diya, un sabko thanx bolne ke baad mai apne doston ke paas chala gaya.

Bhaanu--Samar bro, ye bata party kahaan dega tu?
Mai--bhai is weekend jahaan tum bolo, wahin chal denge party ke liye.
Amir--goa chalte hain.
Mai--maa ki choot teri, behanchod kam se kam aukaad dekh ke to party maang.
Sameer--ise chhod tu, mai bolta hoon pub me chalte hain.
Varun--mai pub me kya karunga be?
Mai--hum daaru piyenge aur tu humaara moot piyo, lund kaisi baatein karta hai tu.

Mai apne doston se baat kar raha tha ki tabhi class me Aanchal aa gayi, mai uske paas chala gaya to vo mere gale lag gayi.

Aanchal--happy birthday baby.
Mai--waah, aaj to tu full form me lag rahi hai. Class me hi gale lag rahi hai.
Aanchal--kyon, nahi lag sakti kya?
Mai--bilkul lag sakti hai, tera to haq banta hai. Vo to bas mai isliye keh raha tha kyoki sabke saamne....
Aanchal--baaki sab se mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta.
Mai--acha ye sab chhod aur bata ki mujhe kya gift dene waali hai tu.
Aanchal--surprise hai tere liye.
Mai--surprise, I like surprises. To kab milega mujhe mera surprise?
Aanchal--thoda wait kar le, jab sahi time aayega to de dungi tujhe tera gift.

Thodi der Aanchal se baat karne ke baad hum log assembly me chale gaye, wahaan se waapis aane ke baad boring classes shuru ho gayi. Vaise bhi mujhe classes se ghanta farak nahi padta tha, mujhe intezaar tha to bas Aanchal ke surprise gift ka. Mai uska dimaag padhke jaan sakta tha ki vo mujhe kya dene waali hai par fir usse surprise ka saara maza kharaab ho jaata isliye maine wait karna behtar samjha. Chhuti se pehle waale last 2 period humaare sports ke period the, jaise hi vo period start huye to sabhi class waale ground ki taraf jaane lage. Mai bhi apne dosto ke saath jaane laga to Aanchal ne mujhe rok liya, mai samajh gaya ki ab vo mujhe mera gift dene waali hai. Kuch hi der me saari class ground me chali gayi aur classroom me sirf mai aur Aanchal reh gaye.

Mai--chal, ab bata kya gift hai mera?

Jaise hi maine apni baat khatam ki to Aanchal sharmaane lagi, uska chehra sharam ke maare tamatar jaisa laal hua jaa raha tha. Usne apni nazrein jhuka rakhi thi aur apni ungaliyon ko aapas me fasa ke unke saath khel rahi thi.

Mai--arre, tujhe kya ho gaya. Bata na kya gift laayi hai mere liye.
Aanchal--vo....vo mai......
Mai--bol na Aanchal, ab aur kitna suspense banaayegi.
Aanchal--vo us din tune pucha tha na ki kitna waqt intezaar karna hoga tujhe.
Mai--maine kab pucha tha?
Aanchal--tune pucha tha us din theatre me.

Mai yaad karne laga ki maine kab pucha tha usse ye sawaal, jaise hi mujhe yaad aaya to mai hairaan hoke Aanchal ko dekhne laga. Vo abhi bhi apni nazrein jhukaaye baithi hui thi.

Mai--haa pucha tha, to?

Jaise hi maine Aanchal se ye kaha to usne 1 baar nazrein uthaake mujhe dekha, hum dono ki nazrein takraayi to mujhe uski aankhon me apne liye behisaab pyaar dikhaai diya. Kuch der me Aanchal ne apne honth mere honthon ki taraf badhaaye aur mere honthon par 1 halka sa kiss kar diya, kiss karte hi vo fir se meri aankho me dekhne lagi. Uske aisa karte hi mere rom-2 me bijali daud gayi, mere dil me laakhon pyaar ke bomb footne lage. Dimaag me to mere Arijit Singh ka "tum hi ho" gaana baj raha tha, khushi ke maare to mai foola nahi sama raha tha. Maine apna haath Aanchal ke gaal pe rakh diya aur uske hontho ki taraf apne honth badha diye, maine uske honthon ko apne hontho me pakda aur uske honthon ko choosne laga. Use kiss karna nahi aata tha to vo response nahi de rahi thi, mai kuch der uske honth choosta raha aur fir meri dekha-dekhi me Aanchal ne bhi mere honth choosne shuru kar diye. Jab humaari saanse foolne lagi to hum dono alag huye, hum dono abhi bhi ek dusre ki aankho me dekh rahe the. Pata nahi kya dikh raha tha hume ek dusre ki aankho me jo hume alag hi nahi hone de raha tha, maine fir se apne honthon ko uske honthon par rakh diya aur use choomne laga, maine apne haathon se Aanchal ke gaalon ko pakad rakha tha. Aanchal ne bhi apne haath meri gardan aur sar pe rakhe huye the, hum dono ek dusre ko passionately kiss kar rahe the aur kisi dusri duniya me khoye huye the ki tabhi hume kisi ke zor se khaasne ki aawaz aayi, hum dono vo aawaz sunke alag huye aur fir us aawaz ki taraf dekha. Vo aawaz gate ki taraf se aayi thi, jaise hi meri nazar khaasne waale par padi to mere tote hi udd gaye. Gate pe is waqt Sharma sir khade the, saale ke haath me mobile tha jisse shaayad photo ya video kuch record kar raha tha. Pata nahi saala kitni der se gate pe khada tha bhosdiwaala, jaise hi humne uski taraf dekha to usne apna mobile neeche kar liya aur mobile me kuch karne laga. Mai apni seat se utha aur uske paas chala gaya.

Mai--sir ye aap kya kar rahe hain?
Sharma--kar nahi raha hoon beta, kar diya hai maine.
Mai--kya matlab?
Sharma--jo tum dono ye rasleela kar rahe the na uska video banaake maine principal sir ko whatsapp kar diya hai. Arre, unhone to video dekh bhi liya.

Sharma ki baat sunke jahaan mujhe shock laga tha wahin Aanchal ke chehre par to darr fail gaya tha, thodi der me Sharma ka phone baja. Use principal ki call aa rahi thi to usne call utha li.

Sharma--haa sir......jee apne school ka hi hai......arre abhi just mere saamne hi hua hai.........theek hai sir......aata hoon mai sir...........ok sir

Uske baad Sharma ne call kaat di aur humaari taraf muskurate huye dekhne laga, uski hasi dekh ke to mera mann kar raha tha ki abhi ke abhi uski battisi tod doon.

Mai--how could you do this sir, aapne 1 baar bhi....
Sharma--beta mujhse faaltu baatein karke koi faayeda nahi hai, tum dono ko principal sir ne abhi bulaaya hai apne cabin me. Ab tumhe jo bhi bolna hai na, tum unhi se bolna. Chalo ab mere saath.

1 ghante baad:-

Mai is waqt principal office me khada tha, mere bagal me Aanchal khadi thi. Principal sir apni chair par baithe huye the, Sharma bhi cabin me khada hokar apna mobile chala raha tha. Aanchal ke mummy-papa aur mere papa bhi cabin me maujood the aur table ki dusri taraf waali kursiyon par baithe huye the. 1 baar principal sir ne humaari taraf dekha aur fir Sharma ki taraf dekhne laga.

Principal--Sharma sir, please inke parents ko bataaiye sab kuch.
Sharma--sir mai kaise bataaun, aap hi bata dijiye na.
Papa--koi kuch bataayega bhi ki aakhir hua kya hai.
Principal--mai bataata hoon Mr. Singh, actually Sharma sir ne aapke bete ko inki beti ke saath kissing karte huye pakda hai classroom me.
Aanchal's papa--kya, ye kya bol rahe hain aap sir. Hosh me to hain aap, meri beti apni class ki topper hai. Ye sab harkatein vo kar hi nahi sakti hai.
Aanchal's mummy--sir aapko zaroor koi galatfehami hui hogi, meri bachi aisa nahi kar sakti.
Sharma--mujhe pata tha ki aapko yakeen nahi hoga isliye maine saboot bhi rakha hai apne paas.
Papa--kaisa saboot?

Sharma sir ne apne mobile me vo video play kari aur apne phone ko table par rakh diya, humaare parents vo video dekhne lage to unke mooh khule ke khule reh gaye. Vo kabhi video ki taraf dekhte to kabhi humaari taraf, Aanchal to sharminda huye jaa rahi thi. Jab video khatam hua to humaare parents hume ghoor-2 ke dekhne lage.

Sharma--arre sir, inke sports ke period the. Ye dono nahi aaye to maine inki class ke dusre student se inke baare me pucha, unhone bataaya mujhe ki ye dono school to aaye the. Mai inhe dhoondane class tak gaya to ye dekha maine, shukar hai sir mai time pe pahoch gaya varna pata nahi ye kya-2 kar lete akele me.

Sharma ne apni baat khatam ki to principal sir ne use 1 baar ghoor ke dekha, principal ko dekh ke Sharma chupchaap khada ho gaya.

Principal--ab to aap logo ko yakeen aa gaya hoga, dekhiye ye school hai. Yahaan ye sab karke aapke bache school ki maryaada ko bhang kar rahe hain, is school ka principal hone ke naate mera farz banta hai ki mai aapko sabse pehle khabar doon isliye maine aap logo ko yahaan bulaaya hai.

Jaise hi principal ne apni baat khatam kari to papa apni jagah se uthe aur mere paas aa gaye, mere paas aate hi unhone mere gaal pe ghuma ke 1 thappad de maara. Thappad itna tez tha ki uski aawaz se sabhi ki gaand fatt ke 4 ho gayi.

Papa--nikamme naalayak, isliye tujhe school bhejta hoon mai chataak.... taaki tu school me ye sab kar sake chataak... arre apni izzat ka khayaal nahi tha to kam se kam meri izzat ka to khayaal karta chataak chataak

Papa apni baat bolte-2 mujhe pele jaa rahe the, baaki sab to buth bane meri thukaai dekh rahe the. Kuch der meri thukaai dekhne ke baad principal bol pada.

Principal--Mr. Singh, ye kya kar rahe hain aap. Ye mera office hai, please behave yourself.
Papa--arre sir, ye isi laayak hai. Pata nahi bhagwaan ne kyon mujhe ye nikammi aulaad de di hai, hamesha meri naak kataata rehta hai ye.
Aanchal's mummy--sir, isme meri beti ki koi galti nahi hai. Ye to apni class ki topper hai, zaroor is ladke ne meri bachi ko behkaaya hoga.
Principal--dekhiye, aap logo ko jo bhi kehna hai apne bacho se kahiyega. Mai aapke bacho ko 1 aakhiri warning deke chhod raha hoon, agar agli baar aapke bache kuch bhi aisa karte huye pakde gaye to mujhe majbooran inhe school se nikaalna hoga. Ab aap jaa sakte hain.

Uske baad hum sabhi log cabin se baahar aa gaye, maine 1 baar Sharma ki taraf dekha to vo muskurata hua jaa raha tha. Meri nazar fir gayi Aanchal pe jo apne parents se baat kar rahi thi, uske parents use sunaaye jaa rahe the aur vo bechaari roye jaa rahi thi. Use rota hua dekh mai turant uske paas chala gaya.

Mai--uncle aunty agar aap bura naa maane to mai aapse 1 baat kehna chahta hoon, please ise mat daantiye. Iski koi galti nahi hai......
Aanchal's papa--vo hume ache se pata hai, humaari beti aisa kar hi nahi sakti hai. Ye sab tumhaara kiya-dhara hai aur humaari beti ko bhi bhugatna pad raha hai. Tum jaao yahaan se, hume humaari beti se baat karni hai.
Mai--par uncle....
Aanchal's mummy--tumne suna nahi kya, please jaao yahaan se. Hume tumse koi baat nahi karni hai, jaao yahaan se.

Mai chupchaap waapis papa ke paas aa gaya, papa to abhi bhi mujhe ghoore jaa rahe the.

Papa--apni class me jaa aur apna bag leke aa jaa, tujhse to mai ghar chalke hi baat karunga. Naalayak nikamma kahin ka.

Papa ki baat sunke mai fatafat apni class me gaya aur apna bag leke aa gaya, Aanchal abhi bhi apne parents ke saath khadi thi. Maine use ishaara kiya ki sab theek ho jaayega aur fir papa ke saath school se nikal gaya.
Mere jaane ke baad Aanchal aur uske parents bhi jaane lage ki tabhi Meera unke paas aa gayi.

Meera--aunty, if you don't mind mujhe aapse akele me baat karni thi.
Aanchal's mummy--tum kon ho?
Meera--aunty mera naam Meera hai, please aunty, sirf 5 minute lagenge.
Aanchal's mummy--theek hai.

Uske baad Aanchal ki mummy aur Meera 1 khaali room me chale gaye, Meera ne 1 baar gate se baahar jhaank kar check kiya ki wahaan koi hai to nahi aur jab sure ho gayi to usne gate ko kundi lagaa di.

Aanchal's mummy--bolo, kis baare me baat karni hai tumhe?
Meera--Samar ke baare me baat karni hai aunty.
Aanchal's mummy--kya baat karni hai tumhe uske baare me?
Meera--aunty, please meri aap se guzaarish hai. Aap please Aanchal ko usse door rakhiye, Samar 1 bahot hi gira hua ladka hai. Uske jaisa ghatiya insaan maine aajtak nahi dekha, ladkiyon ki zindagi ke saath khelna uska shauk hai aunty.
Aanchal's mummy--kya....
Meera--haa aunty, ladkiyan badalna uski hobby hai aunty. Pehle to vo maasoom aur bholi-bhaali ladkiyon ko apne pyaar ke jaal me fasaata hai aur fir unke saath vo sab karta hai. Jab uska mann bhar jaata hai to vo un ladkiyon ko tissue paper ki tarah fek deta hai aur fir kisi dusri ladki ke peeche lag jaata hai.
Aanchal's mummy--tumhe ye sab kaise pata hai?
Meera--kyoki Aanchal se pehle vo mere saath tha, haa aunty. Usne pehle mujhe behla-fusla kar apne jaal me fasaaya aur uske baad usne mere saath vo sab kiya.

Ye bolte huye Meera ne rona shuru kar diya, Aanchal ki mummy uske paas aa gayi aur uske kandhe par haath rakhke use chup karaane lagi.

Meera--Jab mujhse uska mann bhar gaya to usne mujhe chhod diya, kuch din baad mujhe pata chala ki mai pregnant ho gayi hoon.
Aanchal's mummy--kya....
Meera(rote huye)--haa aunty, maine ye baat Samar ko bataayi to usne mujhe ignore maarna shuru kar diya. Mai usse baat karne ki koshish karti to vo mujhe suna deta, aakhir me thak-haar kar maine ye baat apne parents ko bata di. Pehle to mere parents ne mujhe bahot daanta aur maara, lekin jab unka gussa shaant hua to unhone mera abortion karwa diya
Aanchal's mummy--tumne uski police me complaint kyon nahi ki?
Meera--mai nahi chahti thi aunty ki mere mummy-papa ki badnaami ho, agar unki izzat pe aanch bhi aati to mai jeete-jee mar jaati. Mai apne parents ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti hoon isliye maine apne saath huye anyaaya ko bardaasht kar liya(ye bolte huye Meera aur tez rone lagi)
Aanchal's mummy--koi baat nahi beti, mai samajh sakti hoon ki tum par us waqt kya beeti hogi. Chup ho jaao, jo samay beet gaya use yaad karke mat ro.
Meera--aunty, mai nahi chahti ki jo mere saath hua vo Aanchal ke saath bhi ho. Aap use bacha lijiye aunty varna Samar naam ka bhediya uski izzat ko bhi taar-2 kar dega.
Aanchal's mummy--nahi, mai apni beti ke saath aisa kuch bhi nahi hone dungi. Jab tak uski maa zinda hai, tab tak uske saath kuch galat nahi hoga. Vo Samar ab meri beti ko haath bhi nahi laga paayega.
Meera--aunty, aap mujhe apna number de do. Mai aapko apni abortion report ki photo bhej dungi, aap please vo Aanchal ko dikha dena aur use samjhaana ki Samar uske liye sahi ladka nahi hai.
Aanchal's mummy--theek hai beti. Ab mujhe chalna chahiye, tumhaara bahot-2 shukriya jo tumne waqt rehte mujhe ye sab bata diya varna mai apni bachi ko kho deti.

Uske baad Aanchal ki mummy room se chali gayi, unke jaate hi Meera ne apne aansoo poche. Uske chehre par 1 kutil muskaan fail gayi.

Meera(mann me)--gazab ki acting karti hai tu Meera, tujhe to iske liye Oscar milna chahiye. Ab bas shaam ko vo jhooti report ki copy bhejni hai is aunty ko, uske baad Samar aur Aanchal ki prem kahaani khatam. Samar, maine kaha tha na ki tumhe paane ke liye mai kuch bhi kar sakti hoon. Tum mere nahi huye to kya hua, mai tumhe us Aanchal ka bhi hone nahi doongi.

Wahin jab mai ghar pahocha to papa ne mujhe fir se thapedna shuru kar diya, jab dadi aur chachi ne unse mujhe maarne ka kaaran pucha to papa ne unhe sab bata diya.

Papa--dekh lo maa apne laadle pote ki kartoot, yahi sab karta hai ye school jaake. Ab pata chala ki 2 saal kyon fail hua hai yeh.
Mai--papa please 1 baar meri baat suno, mai usse bahot pyaar karta hoon. Vo meri zindagi hai, uske bina nahi jee sakta mai.
Papa--1 maarunga na kaan pe to saara pyaar ka bhoot utar jaayega tera. Mai roz mehnat karta hoon tere school ki fees bharne ke liye aur tu yeh gul khila raha hai.

Papa mujhe thoda aur sunaate ki tabhi unka phone baj utha, unhone 1 baar mobile ki taraf dekha to call Narayan ji ki thi. Unhone apne aap ko gehri saans leke shaant kiya aur fir call utha li.

Papa--namastey sir.......kya hua sir.........ye kya bol rahe hain aap.......1 minute sir

Papa ne mujhe ghoor ke dekha aur apne kaan se phone hataakar use loudspeaker pe daal diya

Papa--sir, please 1 baar dobara bolenge jo aapne abhi kaha tha.
Narayan--Mahipal ji, mai mazaak ke mood me nahi hoon. I'm serious right now, aaj hi mai apni family ke saath vacation se waapis aaya hoon aur ghar aake mujhe mere naukar se kya pata chalta hai. Aapke bete ne party waali raat mere hi ghar me meri beti ko kiss kiya tha aur jab mere naukar ne aapke bete ko ye sab karte huye dekh liya to aapke bete ne use dhamki di thi ki agar ye baat usne mujhe bataai to aapka beta uske bachon ko nuksaan pahochaayega.

Jaise hi sab ne ye baat suni to sab mujhe ghoor-2 ke dekhne lage, mere to tote udd gaye the. Behanchod aaj 1 ke baad 1 bomb gir rahe the mere oopar, meri to samajh hi nahi aa raha tha ki mai kaise in saari situtations ko handle karun.

Papa--par sir ho sakta hai ki aapka naukar jhoot bol raha ho...
Narayan--mr. Mahipal, mera naukar Ramu mere prati bahot wafaadaar hai. Aapke bete ne uske bachon ko nuksaan pahochaane ki dhamki di thi lekin fir bhi usne bina dare mujhe sach bataaya hai.
Papa--sir kya aapne Urvashi mam se is baare me baat ki?
Narayan--usne bhi ye baat maan li hai ki vo aapke bete ko kiss kar rahi thi. Usse to mai baat kar lunga par pehle aap apne ladke ko to dekhiye. Mai samajhta tha ki aapke pariwaar ke sabhi members bhale log hain par aapne to apne ghar me gunda paal rakha hai. Mera mann to kar raha hai ki abhi aapke bete ko jaan se maar doon par ye mai nahi kar sakta, kaanoon mujhe iski ijaazat nahi deta. Par iska matlab ye to nahi ki mai saza nahi de sakta. Ab meri baat dhyaan se suniye aap, Mr. Mahipal Singh, you are fired.
Papa--kya.....
Narayan--aapko kal se kaam par aane ki koi zaroorat nahi hai, aapke is mahine ke jo bhi bakaaya paise honge vo aapke account me transfer kar diye jaayenge. Aaj ke baad na mai aapki aur na hi aapke kisi family member ki shakal dekhna chahta hoon.
Papa--par sir....hello....hello sir......sir please....

Narayan ne dusri taraf se call kaat di thi, papa ne unhe dobaara call karne ka try kiya par Narayan ne shaayad apna number switch off kar liya tha. Kaafi der koshish karne ke baad jab Narayan ne phone nahi uthaaya to papa 1 kursi par baith gaye. Unhone apne chehre ko apne haathon me chhipa liya, Sujata unke paas gayi aur unke kandhe par haath rakh ke khadi ho gayi. Sabhi log kabhi papa ko dekhte to kabhi mujhe, ye sab meri wajah se hua tha to maine papa se maafi maangni chahi.

Mai--papa....I'm sorry....

Meri baat sunte hi papa ne gusse se meri taraf dekha, unke chehre ka gussa dekh kar meri gaand fattne ko ho gayi. Vo apni jagah se khade uthe aur mere paas aakar unhone mera collar pakda aur mujhe dobaara pelna shuru kar diya.

Papa--nikamme naalayak, khud to kuch kaam-dhaam ka hai nahi, oopar se teri harkaton ki wajah se meri naukari bhi chali gayi. Ab bata mujhe, kaise paalunga mai apne pariwaar ko, bata mujhe kaise paalunga mai tum logo ko.

Papa thodi der mujhe pelte rahe aur fir waapis kursi par baith gaye, mai to chupchaap 1 kone me khada tha.

Papa--meri izzat ki dhajjiyan uda di tune, kuch kaam ka nahi hai tu. Tu sirf abhi mere paise khaa aur mera khoon pi. Maa, ise bhagaao yahaan se. Mujhe iska chehra bhi nahi dekhna, ise le jaao mere saamne se.
Mai--par papa....
Sujata--suna nahi kya tune, tu jaa yahaan se. Kyon inki tabiyat kharaab karne par tula hua hai, jaa yahaan se tu.

Mai thodi der wahaan khada raha aur uske baad apne room me aa gaya, mujhe aaj apni kismat pe bahot hi tez gussa aa raha tha. Aaj mera birthday tha aur meri kismat ne mujhe itne saare gift ek saath de diye the. Maine socha ki Aanchal ko phone karta hoon aur usse puchta hoon ki uske ghar me maahol kaisa hai. Maine use call kiya to uska phone switch off jaa raha tha, maine kayi baar try kiya par nateeja same raha. Us din aur kuch khaas nahi hua, ghar me lagbhag sabhi mujhse naaraz the meri us harkat ke liye jo main Ramu ke saath ki thi. Yahaan tak ki chachi bhi mere is rawaiye se naaraz thi, papa to gusse aur tension ki aag me jal rahe the. 1 taraf vo mere oopar gussa the to wahin unhe tension bhi thi ki ab ghar kaise chalega. Jab bhi unhe dikh jaata to vo mujhe khari-khoti sunaane lagte. Ye birthdaymeri life ka sabse special birthday tha, is birthday ko to mai agle janam me bhi nahi bhool paaunga.
Agle din mai mare mann se school ke liye taiyaar hua, jab mai hall me nashta karne aaya to papa chacha se baat kar rahe the.

Chacha--bhaiya, mai baat karta hoon apne senior se. Humaare yahaan agar aapke laayak koi post khaali hogi to mai aapko bata doonga.
Papa--theek hai Hari, dekh lena bhai kuch. Agar mujhe jald hi koi job nahi mili to ghar me paiso ki tangi ho sakti hai, achi-khaasi job thi meri par is ladke ki wajah se sab barbaad ho gaya.

Jaise hi maine papa ki baat suni to mai bina nashta kiye hi school ke liye nikal gaya, school pahocha to maine paaya ki sabhi ko kal ke kaand ke baare me pata chal gaya tha. Sab ke sab mujhe dekhte aur aapas me baat karne lagte, maine unhe ignore kiya aur Aanchal ka wait karne laga. Lekin us din gajab ye hua ki Aanchal school hi nahi aayi, maine uski best friend Preeti se jab uske na aane ka reason pucha to usne keh diya ki use nahi pata. Us poore din ye sochke mera dimaag kharaab raha ki aakhir Aanchal school kyon nahi aayi, maine ghar aane ke baad use call kiya par is baar bhi uska phone switch off aa raha tha.
Uske baad 2-3 din aise hi beet gaye, is beech Aanchal 1 din bhi school nahi aayi. Mai har baar Preeti se uske naa aane ka kaaran puchta aur vo har baar ye kehke mana kar deti ki use nahi pata, mai ghar aake use call karta to uska phone switch off jaata. Is beech papa ko chacha ki company me job mil gayi, papa ke paas acha-khaasa experience tha to unhe achi salary bhi mil rahi thi. Papa aur Sujata to is baat se khush the ki ab ghar me paiso ki dikkat nahi aayegi.
1 shaam mai apne bed pe leta hua tha ki tabhi mera phone baja, maine phone dekha to usme Preeti ki call aa rahi thi. Maine call uthaaya aur turant bol pada.

Mai--Preeti, kuch pata chala ki Aanchal school kyo nahi aa rahi hai?
Preeti--Samar, vo apni family ke saath Agra jaa rahi hai. Uski family ab wahin shift ho rahi hain.
Mai--kya.....par achanak kyon?
Preeti--Usne bataaya ki tera bad influence uspe na pade isliye uske parents use hamesha ke liye yahaan se le jaa rahe hain
Mai--aisa nahi ho sakta, mai aisa hone hi nahi doonga. Mai use nahi jaane dunga....

Maine call kaat di aur turant Varun ko call lagaaya, jab usne call uthaaya to maine use mere ghar scooty leke aane ko kaha. Uske baad maine call kaati aur turant ghar ke gate ki taraf daud pada, jaise hi papa ki nazar mujh pe padi to unhone mujhe rok diya.

Papa--kahaan jaa raha hai?
Mai--papa, vo Aanchal ke parents use Agra le jaa rahe hain hamesha ke liye. Mai use nahi jaane de sakta papa, mai use rokne jaa raha hoon.
Papa--chupchaap ghar me baith jaa, agar baahar gaya to teri taange tod dunga.
Mai--please papa, mujhe jaane do. Mai to kehta hoon aap bhi mere saath chalo, aap uske parents se baat karna. Aap unhe convince karna ki vo Aanchal ko mujhse door na bheje. Papa, aap chahte ho na ki mai dhang se padhai karke kuch banu. Mai banunga papa, aap please unhe rok lo papa. Aap unse kehna ki vo thoda wait kar le, jab mai kuch ban jaaunga tab mai Aanchal se shaadi kar lunga, bas vo mujhe Aanchal se door na kare. Mai uske bina nahi jee sakta hoon papa.
Papa--mai kisi se bhi jaake koi baat nahi karne waala, samajh gaya na tu.
Mai--please papa, 1 baar baat kar lo unse. Meri khushi ke liye papa, please aap chalo naa saath mere.
Papa--maine kaha na ki mai unse baat karne nahi jaaunga.
Mai--kyon nahi jaa sakte aap?
Papa--kyoki mai unse already baat kar chuka hoon.
Mai--kya matlab?
Papa--matlab ye ki shaam ko Aanchal ke papa ka call aaya tha mujhe, shaayad Aanchal ne kaha tha unhe ki vo mujh se baat kar le. Unhone mujhse pucha tha tere baare me, tere character ke baare me.
Mai--to aapne kya kaha?
Papa--jo sach hai wahi bataaya maine unhe. Maine unse keh diya ki tere pehle bhi dusri ladkiyon ke saath relation reh chuke hain aur tu unki beti ke liye bilkul bhi sahi ladka nahi hai.
Mai--par aap ne aisa kyon kiya papa?
Papa--maine kya galat kaha unse, kya tera pehle Urvashi ke saath relation nahi tha. Vaise bhi, ye Aanchal naam ki ladki teri life ka sabse bada distraction hai. Jab tak vo teri zindagi me rahegi tab tak tu apni life me kuch achieve nahi kar paayega isliye maine use teri zindagi se hataana behtar samjha. Ab vo teri life se chali jaayegi to tu apni padhaai par ache se focus kar paayega.

Papa ki baatein sunke mere dimaag ki nasse fatne ko ho gayi, meri to samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha ki mai us time kaise react karun. Mai apne baap par gussa karun ya apni footi kismat par hasun jo mujhe aisa baap mila hai jo meri khushiyon ki maa-behan karne me laga hua hai. Maine papa se kuch kehna chaha ki tabhi mera phone baj utha, Varun ki call thi jiska matlab ye tha ki vo ghar ke baahar aa gaya tha. Maine phone apni jeb me rakha aur waapis gate ki taraf daud gaya, papa aawaz lagaakar mujhe rokte rahe par mai nahi ruka. Mai seedha Varun ke paas gaya aur uske saath baith ke Aanchal ke ghar ki taraf nikal gaya, jab mai uske ghar ke baahar pahocha to maine dekha ki un logo ne saara saaman apni car me rakh diya tha aur car me baithne waale the. Maine Aanchal ko aawaz lagaake roka aur daudte huye uske paas chala gaya.

Mai--Aanchal, kahaan jaa rahi hai tu. Tu kahin nahi jaa sakti, mai nahi jaane dunga tujhe.

Maine uska haath pakad rakha tha to usne 1 baar meri taraf dekha aur fir haath jhatak kar apna haath chhudwa liya. Uske aisa karne se mai bahot hairaan hua.

Aanchal--haath mat lagaana mujhe.
Mai--Aanchal, kya ho gaya hai tujhe. Mai tera Samar hoon, baby aise behave kyon kar rahi hai tu.
Aanchal's mummy--mat lena apni gandi zabaan se meri beti ka naam, door raho usse.
Mai--aunty 1 minute meri baat sun lijiye aap please....
Aanchal's papa--sunane ke liye ab reh hi kya gaya hai, jo sunana tha humne tumhaare papa se sun liya hai. Tum jaisa ghatiya aur besharam ladka humne aaj tak nahi dekha hai, door raho meri beti se.
Mai--aap unki baaton ka vishwaas mat kijiye uncle, unhone aap se jhooth kaha tha.
Aanchal's mummy--konsa baap apne bache ke baare me aisa jhooth bolega, unhone jo kuch bhi kaha hai sab sach hai. Tumhe sharam nahi aati maasoom ladkiyon ki zindagi barbaad karte huye.
Mai--aunty, maine kisi ki zindagi barbaad nahi kari hai. Aap mera yakeen kijiye.....
Aanchal(chillate huye)--chupppppp......aur kitna jhooth bolega tu. Mujhe to pehle hi samajh jaana chahiye tha ki tu kitna gira hua hai lekin mai paagal thi jo tere pyaar me andhi ho gayi thi. Sahi cheezein to dikhna hi band ho gayi thi mujhe.
Mai--ye tu kya bol rahi hai Aanchal, meri kuch samajh nahi aa raha hai.
Aanchal--itna bhola mat ban, mere saamne hi tu Neetu mam ko kis nazar se dekhta tha.
Mai--Aanchal, vo 1 misunderstanding thi, meri baat sun...
Aanchal--acha, to jo tune Meera ke saath kiya vo bhi misunderstanding rahi hogi.
Mai--maine kya kiya Meera ke saath....
Aanchal's mummy--kitna bhola ban raha hai, hume nahi pata ki kaise tu ladkiyon ko apne jaal me fasaata hai aur uske baad unki izzat se khelke unhe chhod deta hai. Us bechari Meera ke saath bhi tune yahi kiya.....
Mai--aunty maine uske saath kuch bhi nahi kiya hai.....
Aanchal's mummy--jhooth...sab jhooth bol raha hai tu. Usne bataaya mujhe ki kaise tune uske saath vo sab kiya aur jab vo bechaari pregnant ho gayi to tune use ignore karna shuru kar diya tha. Us bechaari ko abortion karwaana pada tha apni family ki izzat bachaane ke liye.
Mai--aunty ye sarasar jhooth hai....
Aanchal's mummy--jhooth hai ye sab, 1 minute ruk jaa....

Aunty ne apna phone nikaala aur usme 1 photo kholke mujhe dikhaayi, maine vo photo dekhi to vo kisi clinic ki abortion report thi. Usme Meera ka naam likha hua tha, mai jab tak ye sab shit process kar paata tab tak uncle fir bol pade.

Aanchal's papa--humne ye sab bataaya tha Aanchal ko lekin vo yeh maanane ko taiyaar hi nahi thi isliye humne tumhaare papa ko phone lagaaya tha tumhaari sachaai jaanane ke liye. Unhone hume jo bataaya usse ye saaf ho gaya that you are just a fucking playboy. Ab hum yahaan 1 pal bhi nahi rukna chahte hain, chalo yahaan se.

Vo sab jaane lage to maine Aanchal ka haath pakad liya, vo apna haath mujhse chhudwaane lagi lekin maine uske haath ko pakde rakha aur uski aankho me dekhte huye bolne laga.

Mai--please don't go Aanchal, I love you. Yaad hai maine kaha tha ki you are the best thing happened to me after my mom, maine vo sach kaha tha Aanchal. Mat jaa please, I love you.

Ye bolte huye mujhe rona aa raha tha, aankho me to aansoo lagbhag aa hi chuke the. Aanchal ne 1 baar meri aankhon me dekha aur fir 1 jhatke me mujhse apna haath chhudwaaya.

Aanchal--but I don't love you anymore. Mai nafrat karti hoon tujhse aur waada karti hoon ki apni poori zindagi tujhse nafrat karti rahungi. Aaj ke baad mujhe kabhi apni shakal mat dikhaana.

Ye bolte hi Aanchal gaadi me baith gayi, uske mummy-papa bhi gaadi me baithe aur fir vo gaadi start karke wahaan se jaane lage. Mai to abhi bhi Aanchal ko jaate huye dekh raha tha, jaise-2 vo mujhse door jaa rahi thi mera dil aur tez rota jaa raha tha. Mai wahin zameen par baith gaya aur bilakh-2 kar rone laga, kuch der me baarish bhi shuru ho gayi aur baarish ke paani me mere aansoo jaise kahin gum ho gaye. Meri ye haalat dekhkar Varun mere paas daudta hua aaya aur usne mujhe gale laga liya, mai uske gale lagkar na jaane kitni der roya. Mere dimaag me 1 hi baat chal rahi thi.

Mai(mann me)--Aanchal, aaj bhale hi tu jaa rahi hai par mera waada hai tujhse ki 1 din mai waapis tere paas aaunga aur apne aap ko teri nazar me sahi saabit karunga. Us din mai tujhe hamesha ke liye apni bana loonga, tab tak mera intezaar karna Aanchal.

Thodi der baad Varun ne mujhe uthaaya aur scooty par bitha diya, uske baad vo mujhe mere ghar le gaya aur mujhe mere ghar par drop karne ke baad vo apne ghar ke liye nikal gaya. Mai apne ghar me ghusa to dadi aur chachi mere paas aa gaye aur mujhse sawaal karne lage lekin maine unki baaton ko ansuna kar diya aur seedha chhat waale kamre me chala gaya, wahaan mai bed par let gaya. Maine socha tha ki agar neend aa jaayegi to shaayad mera dil aur dimaag dono thode halke ho jaayenge lekin neend to aankho se koson door thi. Dimaag me to bas wahi lamha chal raha tha jab Aanchal mujhe chhod ke jaa rahi thi. Vo poori raat maine bina soye nikaal di, jab subah hui to mera phone bajna shuru ho gaya. Meri phone uthaane ki bilkul ichha nahi thi to maine use bajne diya, lekin pata nahi kon tha jo baar-2 call kiye jaa raha tha. Aakhirkaar maine tang aake phone uthaaya to dekha ki Varun ki call thi, maine call pick ki aur bina uski baat sune bolne laga.

Mai--bhai meri bilkul ichha nahi hai baat karne ki....
Varun--sun-2 bhai, call mat kaatiyo. Kuch bataana hai tujhe.
Mai--bol jaldi.
Varun--tere TV par xxxx news channel aata hai na, jaldi jaake usme aa rahi khabar ko dekh.
Mai--kyon, kya hua hai?
Varun-- bhai, tu khud hi dekh le. Jaldi jaa, bahot important hai isliye phone kiya hai tujhe.
Mai--theek hai, mai dekhta hoon.

Mai kamre se nikalkar jaldi se bhaagta hua hall me gaya aur maine TV on kar diya, mujhe daudta hua dekh chachi bhi hall me aa gayi. Maine vo news channel lagaaya to pata chala ki vo koi jhaantbhar ka news channel tha.

Reporter--is waqt ki khabar aa rahi hai Yamuna expressway se jahaan kal raat 1 accident hua hai. Is accident me 3 logo ki maut ho chuki hai, accident ka kaaran gaadi ke kharaab tyres ko bataaya jaa raha hai. Aapko bata de ki kal Delhi NCR me moosladhaar baarish hui thi, ghatna kareeban 10 baje ki hai. Ghatna sthal par maujood logo se humaare reporters ne baat kari to pata chala hai ki baarish me us gaadi ke tyres slip ho gaye jiski wajah se unki gaadi palat gayi thi. Ghatna sthal pe maujood logo ne ambulance bulaayi par ambulance ke pahochne se pehle hi gaadi me maujood teeno logo ne apna dum tod diya. Gaadi 1 white indica thi jiska number tha xxxxxxxxxx

Jaise hi us reporter ne gaadi ka number bataaya to mere dimaag ki maa-behan ho gayi, mere pair kaampne lage. Us pal mujhe aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi ne mere pairon ke neeche se zameen kheech li ho, mai turant zameen par baith gaya aur zor-2 se saans lene laga. Chachi ne meri haalat dekhi to vo turant mere paas aa gayi.

Chachi--Samar, kya hua tujhe. Tu theek to hai na, bata kya hua tujhe.

Chachi mujhse thodi der meri haalat ke baare me puchti rahi to maine unki taraf dekh ke bolna shuru kiya.

Mai--vo....vo car ka number.....
Chachi--haa bol Samar.
Mai--vo car ka number Aanchal ke papa ki car ka hai.
Chachi--kya.....
Mai--vo kal raat Agra jaa rahe the, us reporter ne kaha ki gaadi me teen log the aur teeno ki maut ho chuki hai. Iska matlab....iska matlab hai Aanchal........Aanchal ab nahi rahi.

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Jab mai papa ke saath ghar pahocha to papa mujhe kheechte huye hall me le gaye aur unhone mujhe thapedna shuru kar diya.

Papa--nikamme naalayak, kar li na tune apne mann ki. Jab nahi padhna tha to kyon mera itna paisa barbaad kiya, tujhse acha to mai 1 kutta khareed leta. Uspe agar maine tere jitna paisa lagaaya hota to vo bhi tujhse zyada kaam ka hota.

Papa ye chilla-2 ke bol rahe the, unki aawaz sunke dadi, chachi aur Anil room me aa gaye, dadi ne papa ko mujhe pelte huye dekha to unhone beech-bachaaw kiya aur papa ka haath pakad ke mujhse alag kiya.

Dadi--Mahipal, paagal ho gaya hai kya? Ab kya kar diya isne jo ise aise jaanwaro ki tarah maar raha hai.
Papa--to kya karun maa, isne kaam hi aisa kiya hai ki mann kar raha hai ise jaan se maar doon.
Dadi--aisa kya kar diya isne?
Papa--aapke laadle pote ko school se nikaal diya gaya hai.
Dadi--kya.....

Dadi aur chachi ne jaise hi ye baat suni to unke mooh shock me khul gaye, vo dono kabhi papa ko dekhte to kabhi mujhe dekhte.

Dadi--kyon nikaala ise school se?

Jaise hi dadi ne ye sawaal pucha to papa ne unhe aaj school me hui saari ghatna bata di, poori baat pata chalne par dadi ko bhi mujh pe gussa aane laga.

Dadi--ye kya harkat thi Samar, apne teacher ko hi maara tune. Aise kon karta hai bhala...
Papa--ye karta hai na, pata nahi kahaan se mere ghar me ye asur paida ho gaya hai. Isne apni poori zindagi sirf mujhe dukh aur pareshaaniyan hi di hain...

Papa mujhe suna rahe the ki tabhi Sujata bhi room me aa gayi, meri nazar Sujata ke haath par gayi to mai hairaan ho gaya. Uske haath me cigarette ka packet tha, vo packet mera tha jo maine chhat waale kamre me chhipa rakha tha.

Sujata--ye dekho ji, ye packet mujhe chhat waale kamre se mila hai. Ye isne chhipa rakha tha wahaan....
Dadi--Samar, tu cigarette bhi peeta hai. Kya ho gaya hai tujhe, kahaan se seekh raha hai tu ye sab.
Papa--hey bhagwaan, kyon di hai aapne ye santaan mujhe.

Ye bolte hi papa mere paas aaye aur fir se mujhe pelne lage, vo mujhe pele jaa rahe the lekin mujhe ghanta farak nahi pad raha tha. Kuch bhi feel nahi ho raha tha, na hi maar padne ka dard ho raha tha aur na hi unki khari khoti sunke bura lag raha tha. Thodi der papa mujhe pelte rahe aur uske baad thak ke 1 kursi par baith gaye, mai abhi bhi apni jagah par khada tha.

Papa--dekho is besharam ko, abhi bhi apni jagah par khada hai. Iski jagah agar koi aur hota to sharam ke maare chullu bhar paani me doob marta.
Sujata--pata nahi kaha se aaye hai isme aise gun. Ye sab zaroor iski maa ke gande khoon ki nishani hai, pata nahi kaisi kharaab character ki aurat se shaadi kar li thi aapne.

Sujata ne jaisi hi apni baat khatam ki to mera paara saatwe aasmaan par pahoch gaya, mai sab kuch bardaasht kar sakta tha par meri maa ke baare me koi galat shabd kahe, ye mai bardasht nahi kar sakta tha. Maine table par rakha hua 1 glass uthaaya aur zameen par patak diya. Jaise hi glass foota to sabki gaand fatt ke 4 ho gayi.

Mai(chillake)--chup ho jaa saali kutiya, mere baare me jo bolna hai bol le. Agar meri maa ke baare me kuch bolegi to agla glass teri gaand me daalke fod dunga.

Meri baat sunke sabhi logo ke mooh khule ke khule reh gaye, Sujata ko to samajh hi nahi aa raha tha ki achanak mujhe kya ho gaya. Papa thodi der mujhe hairaan hokar dekhte rahe aur fir unke chehre par gussa aa gaya, vo apni jagah se uthe aur mere paas aake unhone mere gaal pe 1 thappad maar diya.

Papa--ye kya tareeka hai bado se baat karne ka, yahi sikhaaya hai maine tujhe.
Mai--papa ye bhi to meri maa chataakkkk......

Mai apni baat khatam kar pata ki usse pehle hi papa ne mere gaal pe 1 aur thappad ghuma diya, ye papa ka pehla thappad tha jisne mere dil pe chot kar di thi. Sujata ne meri maa ke baare me jo kaha uske baad bhi papa ne use kuch nahi bola lekin maine use palat ke jawaab de diya to unhone mujh pe fir se haath uthaa diya, iska matlab saaf tha. Papa ke dil me maa ke liye pyaar khatam ho chuka tha.
Papa ne mujhe dobaara maarne ke liye haath uthaaya to is baar maine vo kar diya jo pichle 19 saal me karne ki meri himmat nahi hui thi. Maine papa ka haath hawa me pakad liya aur unhe dhakka deke door gira diya, papa peeche kursi par gir gaye. Jaise hi vo sambhale to vo chilla pade.

Papa--Samar.....
Mai--chillaiye mat, bahot ho gayi aapki taanashaahi. Ye aurat meri maa ko kuch bhi bole jaa rahi hai aur aap mujhse expect karte hain ki mai chup baith ke iski bakwaas sunu. Kya bol rahe the aap kuch der pehle ki bhagwaan ne aapko kaisi santaan de di hai, arre pehle aap bataaiye ki pichle 12 saalon me aap kab mere baap bane. Mujhe school bhej dete hai aap, khaana aur kapde ke liye paisa de dete hain to kya itna kar ke aapki zimmedaariyan khatam ho gayi. Maa ko gaye 12 saal ho gaye hain, in 12 saalon me aisa koi din nahi gaya jab aapne mujhe ehsaas na karaaya ho ki mai 1 loser hoon. 1 pal bhi aisa nahi aaya in 12 saalon me jab aap mere paas baithe ho, aapne mujhse pyaar se baat kari ho. Aapko to ab bas apni ye biwi aur dusra beta Anil dikhaai deta hai. Mai to aapke ghar me pada saaman hoon jispe aapka jab mann karta hai, aap apna gussa nikaal dete hain. 1 baar bhi aapko feel nahi hua ki Anil ke alaawa aapka 1 beta aur hai aur vo apni zindagi me khush nahi hai. Kaise hi pata chalega aapko, aapko to ye Sujata ki lene se fursat mile to aapko kuch pata chale na.
Dadi--Samar, tu ye kya bol raha hai......
Mai--baat khatam karne do aap log mujhe. Ye Sujata inke liye sabkuch hai, mai kya hoon, kuch bhi nahi. Arre log apne jaanwaron ke saath aisa vyavhaar nahi karte jaisa ye mere saath kar rahe hain, kyon paal rahe ho aise aap mujhe papa. Isse badhiya to aap mujhe uthaake ghar se baahar fek do, us din maine kitna bola aapse ki chalo Aanchal ke papa se baat karlo lekin mujhe dekhte hi to aapka dil patthar ka ho jaata hai. Fir chaahe mai ro loon ya gidgida loon, aapko thodi hi kuch farak padta hai. Aapko kya dikkat hai meri khushiyon se, konsa baap apne bete ki khushiyon ki gaand maar leta hai. Aur kya bolte rehte ho aap ki mai nikamma hoon, kisi kaam ka nahi hoon. Khud aap apni zindagi me kuch haasil kar nahi paaye aur uska saara frustration aap mujh pe nikaalte ho. Aap bol rahe the na ki bhagwaan ne aapko kaisi santaan di hai, mai bolta hoon bhagwaan se ki kaash aap bhi usi din mar gaye hote jis din maa mar gayi thi, kam se kam meri zindagi ke aise laude to nahi lagte.

Meri baat khatam hui to sab ke sab mujhe ghoor ke dekh rahe the, papa ko gussa aane laga. Vo mere paas aaye aur unhone mera collar pakad liya, mai to apne gusse me paagal ho gaya tha. Maine bhi gusse me papa ke collar pakad liya, ye dekhkar Sujata hume chhudaane aayi par hum dono alag hone ka naam hi nahi le rahe the. Maine gusse me Sujata ko zor ka dhakka diya to uska sar jaake seedha table se takraaya, uske sar pe cut pad gaya tha aur khoon behne laga tha. Papa aur Anil ne Sujata ki haalat dekhi to vo turant uske paas daud gaye, baaki sab bhi Sujata ke paas aa gaye aur use sahaara deke khada karne lage.

Dadi--arre iska itna khoon beh raha hai, ise turant hospital le chalo.

Papa ne use uthaaya aur fir sab use lekar hospital ke liye nikal gaye, mai to wahin apne gusse ke saath khada tha. Thodi der mai wahaan khada raha aur fir apne room me jaake maine darwaaza andar se band kar diya.

Shaam 6 baje:-

Sab ghar waapis aa chuke the, Sujata ke sar par chot kaafi gehri lagi thi jiske vajah se stitches aaye the. Chacha ko jab is baare me pata chala to vo bhi office se jaldi ghar aa gaye, sab log us waqt mere baare me hi baat kar rahe the. Mai apne kamre me tha lekin fir bhi un sabki baatein saaf sun paa raha tha.

Sujata--dekha na aaj kya kiya usne, aapka collar pakad liya,mujhe dhakka dekar gira diya. Aap use ghar se nikaal dijiye abhi ke abhi.
Chachi--didi, ye aap kya keh rahi ho? Vo is ghar ka beta hai, aise kaise use ghar se nikaal sakte hain hum.
Sujata--ghar ka beta hokar vo aisi harkatein kar raha hai Rama, aaj usne apne papa aur mujh pe haath uthaaya hai. Ho sakta hai kal ko bachon par bhi haath uthaana shuru kar de.
Chachi--didi, galti aap ki bhi hai. Aap agar uski maa ko kuch naa bolti to vo ye sab kabhi na karta.
Sujata--tujhe uspe bada pyaar aa raha hai Rama, aisa kya jaadu kar diya hai usne tujh pe jo uski galti hone ke baad bhi tu usi ke gun gaa rahi hai. Kahin pasand to nahi aa gaya tujhe vo.
Dadi--Sujata, zabaan sambhaal ke baat kar. Jo mooh me aa raha hai, vo bole jaa rahi hai. Bolne se pehle kuch to soch le 1 baar.
Sujata--aap sirf mujhe hi bol rahi hain maa ji, use koi kuch nahi bol raha hai. Sab galti aapki hai maaji, aap ne hi use itni chhoot de rakhi hai. Agar uske papa ki tarah aapne bhi use thoda tight rakha hota to aaj uski vo sab karne ki himmat bhi nahi hoti.
Chacha--bhabhi, shaant ho jaaiye aap. Please aap apni tabiyat mat kharaab kijiye.
Sujata--shaant karwaana hai to apni biwi aur maa ko karwa Hari jo us Samar ke gun gaa rahi hain. Anil ke papa, aap meri 1 baat ab dhyaan se sun lijiye. Aap use ghar se nikaal dijiye varna mai aur Anil ye ghar chhod ke chale jaayenge, ab faisla aapka hoga ki is ghar me kon rahega aur kon nahi.

Ye bolke Sujata Anil ko saath leke apne kamre me chali gayi, 1-1 karke baaki sab bhi apne-2 kamro me chale gaye. Mai apne room me pada hua soch raha tha ki aage mujhe kya karna chahiye, thodi der mai bed par pada raha aur uske baad maine socha ki chhat par chalte hain aur thoda dimaag ko shaant karte hain. Jaise hi mai chhat par pahocha to maine dekha ki papa aur chacha chhat par baithkar sharaab pi rahe the aur aapas me baat kar rahe the. Mai seedhiyon par khada ho gaya taaki vo mujhe dekh naa paaye aur mai unki baatein sunane laga.

Papa--Sujata aur Anil ko mai nahi jaane de sakta Hari, vo dono chale gaye to meri zindagi to sooni pad jaayegi.
Chacha--bhaiya, unhe rokoge to aapko Samar ko ghar se nikaalna padega.
Papa--arre ab vo jiye ya mare, mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta.
Chacha--aisa kyon bol rahe ho bhaiya, vo aapka beta hai.
Papa--nahi chahiye aisa beta mujhe, arre aaj jo usne kiya hai, koi beta karta hai kya apne baap ke saath.
Chacha--maaf karna bhaiya lekin baat usne sach hi kahi thi. Nirmala bhabhi ke jaane ke baad aapka farz banta tha ki aap use baap aur maa dono ka pyaar de lekin aap ne aisa kuch bhi nahi kiya. Aap ne kabhi bhi usse pyaar se baat nahi kari, vo hamesha aapki shaabashi paana chahta tha isliye usne apni life me chhoti-2 cheezein achieve kari lekin shaabashi dene ke bajaaye aapne use sirf daanta. Kabhi-2 aapko aur use dekhta hoon to lagta hai ki abhi bhi mai office me hi hoon jahaan aap boss ho aur Samar aapka employee. Aap ya to use daant dete ho yaa use khari khoti sunaate rehte ho, 1 baar pyaar se usse baat karne ki koshish karo bhaiya, shaayad haalaat kuch behtar ho jaayein.
Papa--ae Hari, zyaada gyaan mat de mujhe. Peena hai to pi varna nikal yahaan se aur haan, us Samar ki ab koi baat nahi karni mujhe.

Papa ki baat sunke mai waapis apne kamre me aa gaya aur waapis bed par let gaya. Lete-2 mai ye sochne laga ki mujhe aage kya karna chahiye.

Mai(mann me)--koi mujhe is ghar me nahi chahta hai, mai in sab par sirf bojh ban raha hoon. Mujhe yahaan se chale jaana chahiye, haa yahi sahi hoga. Mai kal subah yahaan se hamesha ke liye chala jaaunga aur fir kabhi is ghar ke logo ko apni shakal nahi dikhaaunga.

Thodi der mai ye sab sochta raha aur fir maine Varun ko call kar diya. Maine use scooty leke ghar aane ko kaha aur fir mai bhi ghar se baahar nikal gaya, thodi der baad Varun aa gaya to mai use lekar pehle 1 theke par gaya aur wahaan par maine apne liye 2 beer ki bottle le li. Dusri dukaan se maine Varun ke liye 1 badi pepsi aur kuch chakna le liya, uske baad hum log 1 park me chale gaye. Shaam ke 7:30 baj chuke the, chaaro taraf andhera chhaaya hua tha. Park me is waqt mere aur Varun ke alaawa aur koi nahi tha, maine park me beer peeni shuru kar di. Varun bhi apni pepsi ke sip lene laga, maine 1 sutta jala liya aur beer ke saath-2 sutta sulgaane laga.

Varun--abbe tujhe pata chala, Sri Lanka ka prime minister bomb blast me maara gaya. Uski rally nikal rahi thi ki tabhi uski gaadi me blast ho gaya.
Mai--abbe madarchod, tujhe yahaan maine bomb blast discuss karne ke liye nahi bulaaya hai.
Varun--acha theek hai, ye bata ki ghar pe sab kuch theek hai?
Mai--lauda kuch theek hai, aaj lad liya mai apne baap se.
Varun--kya baat kar raha hai? Poori baat bata bhai.
Mai--to hua yun...(uske baad maine Varun ko ghar pe huye saare kaand ke baare me bata diya)
Varun--maadarchod.....to ab koi tujhe ghar pe rakhna nahi chahta.
Mai--mai khud us ghar me rehna nahi chahta, wahaan ab mere liye kuch bhi nahi bacha hai. Kal subah mai ghar chhodke chala jaaunga, jaane se pehle socha ki aakhiri baar tujhse mil loon. Tune itne din sambhaala hai mujhe to tera itna jaanane ka haq banta hai.
Varun--par tu jaayega kahaan bhai?
Mai--soch raha hoon ki mama ke paas gaaon chale jaaun, wahaan jaake mai unki dukaan me kaam kar lunga kuch. Mama bhi mujhse bahot pyaar karte hain, vo mana nahi karenge mujhe apne paas rakhne ke liye. Thode bahot paise ikkatha ho jaaye to kahin aur chala jaaunga aur fir wahi kuch kaam dhoond loonga.
Varun--tere gharwaalon ko pata hai tere is faisle ke baare me?
Mai--kya hi karenge vo ye sab jaankar, kal mai chala jaaunga to unki aur meri, sabki life sorted ho jaayegi.
Varun--padhaai ka kya karega?
Mai--dekh loonga kuch na kuch bhai, tu meri chhod aur ye bata ki aunty ne kya bola aaj.
Varun--wahi usual, Samar se door reh blah-2. Arre bhai, vo nahi samajh sakti apni dosti. Unhe ghanta nahi pata ki tune aaj mujhe bachaane ke liye itna bada jhooth bola hai, unhe to bas ye lagta hai ki tu mujhe bigaad raha hai.
Mai--koi baat nahi bhai, tere liye to itna kar hi sakta hoon mai. Aunty ko mera bye bol dena aur unse ye bhi bolna ki khaana bada acha banaati hai vo, unke haath ka khaana khaake maa ki yaad aa gayi mujhe.

Hum dono wahaan lagbhag 1 ghanta gappe maarte rahe, itni der me maine apni dono beer khatam kar li thi. Varun ke saath gappe maarke bada acha lag raha tha, bhale hi humaari dosti ko 1.5 saal huye the lekin fir bhi humaari dosti bahot zyada hi gehri ho gayi thi. Uske baad hum dono ghar ke liye nikal gaye, Varun ne mujhe mere ghar chhoda. Jaane se pehle vo mere gale laga aur fir jab alag hua to mujhse bol pada.

Varun--1 baar fir se soch le bhai.
Mai--soch liya hai bhai, decision final hai mera. Vaise bhi delhi se mann bhar gaya hai, ab jitna yahaan se door rahun, utna hi meri sehat ke liye acha hoga.
Varun--theek hai, apna khayaal rakhna aur saale phone karte rehna.
Mai--tu bhi apna khayaal rakhna, zinda rahe to baar-2 milenge aur nahi rahe to seedha haridwaar milenge. Bye bro.
Varun--bye.

Uske baad Varun apne ghar ke liye nikal gaya, maine bell bajaayi to darwaaza chachi ne khola. Unhe shaayad mere mooh se beer ki badboo aa gayi to vo gusse se mujhe dekhne lagi, maine unhe andekha kiya aur apne room me aa gaya. Room me aate hi mai bed par let gaya, thodi der me chachi khaana leke aayi par maine khaana khaane se mana kar diya. Chachi ne plate wahin table par rakh di aur fir vo apne kamre me chali gayi, unke jaane ke baad mai thodi der bed par pada raha aur fir maine 1 chhote se bag me apne kapde aur zaroorat ka saaman pack karna shuru kar diya. Jab packing khatam ho gayi to mai subah hone ka intezaar karne laga, intezaar karte-2 pata nahi kaise meri aankh lag gayi. Aaj pata nahi kitne din baad mujhe neend aayi thi, shaayad dil me sukoon tha ki jo itne saal se mere dil me papa ka darr tha, aaj maine uspe kaaboo paa liya tha. Ab aage ki zindagi kaisi bhi ho, kam se kam mujhe aise roz-2 apni beizzati to nahi karwaani padegi.
Agli subah meri neend apne aap 6:30 baje khul gayi, uthate hi mai fresh hua aur uske baad apna bag leke ghar se nikalne laga. Jaane se pehle maine 1 baar dadi ke kamre me jhaanka to vo so rahi thi, maine mann hi mann bhagwaan se prarthana kari ki vo meri dadi ko hamesha khush rakhe. Uske baad mai dabe paaon ghar se jaane laga, mai abhi ghar ke main gate par pahocha tha ki tabhi mujhe peeche se aawaz aayi, kisi ne mujhe mera naam leke pukaara tha. Maine palat ke dekha to chacha mujhse thodi doori par khade the.

Chacha--kahaan jaa raha hai?
Mai--vo.....vo mai ye ghar chhod ke jaa raha hoon.
Chacha--apne kamre me jaa....
Mai--aapke bolne se mai nahi rukne waala chacha.
Chacha--tune suna nahi maine kya bola, apne kamre me jaa.
Mai--aur wahaan jaake kya karun, intezaar ki kab koi dobaara meri ya meri maa ki beizzati kare.
Chacha--nahi, apne kamre me jaana aur school ke liye taiyaar ho jaana.
Mai--kya.....school se nikaal diya gaya hai mujhe.
Chacha--mai aakhiri baar tujhse bol raha hoon, apne kamre me jaa aur school ke liye taiyaar ho jaa. Mai aaj tere saath tere school chalunga, tere principal se baat karni hai mujhe.