Update 81
Ham Pujariji ko dakshina dekar unse aagya lekar ghar ki or chal pade.
Jab Ham kar mein baith kar ghar ja rahe the tu Rekha ne mujhse pucha
R: aap ko bahut dard ho raha hai na
A: dard, haan dard to hai, lekin jab tumhara saath hai tu dard choomantar ho jata hai.
R: aap mujhse itna jyada pyar karte hain
A: kyon aapko Koi shak hai kya? Dusri baat Pyar Pyar hota hai kam Jyada nahin, Jo kam ya jyada ke pachade mein padhte hain voh Pyar nahin balki sauda karte hain.
R: Main aapko pati ke roop mein Parker dhanya ho gayi.
A: aur Mujhe khushi is baat ki hai ki Maine aapko Agle sath janmo tak patni ke roop mein paa liya hai
R: is baat ki Khushi mujhse jyada kaun Jaan sakta hai lekin mujhe ek baat batao agar aapko kuch ho jata to
A: jiske saath aap jaisi guni, sushil aur Sundar stri ho tu usko kya ho sakta hai
R: Aap vastav me ek sampurn mard hai, jisme taaqat, dimag dhairya, lagn, daya, ekagrata aur lakshya ko pane ki prabal ichha hone ke bavjud saumyata hai. Mujhe aaj apne aap ko duniya ki sabse bhagyashali kehlane ka saubhagya prapt hua hai kyounki main aise sampuran mard ki patni hu.
A: Madam itna Bahuvk hone ki jarurat nahi hai kyunki abhi aapko Mujhe chhod kar ke pahle pati ke paas Jana hai aur abhi uski taiyari bhi karni hai
R: ab Mera jaane ka bilkul bhi mann nahin hai
A: bahut sari cheeze man Na hote hue bhi ki jati hai, isliye jaldi se batao ki aapko bajar se Kya Kya kharidna Hai
R: Mera sach mein ab jaane ka mann nahin hai
A: kya lagta hai mujhe acha lagega ke aap chali jaogi lekin aapko Jana to padega hi isliye baaki sab kuch bhul kar jaane ki taiyari karo
R: mere liye ab jana bahut mushkil ho gaya hai kyunki ki mera dil tu ab aapke paas hai
A: Madam jane ke liye dimag ka upyog karo na ki dil ka
R: Dimagh bhi dil ke bina kaam nahi karta hai
A: aaj to aap badi dhashnik baatein kar rahi hai
R: aap samajhte kyon nahin hai ki mera sach me bilkul bhi Mann nahin Hai jaane ka
A: mujhe sab pata hai fir bhi aap ko Mai yahi kahunga aap apne dil ko thaam kar waqt ki nazakat ko samajhte hue jaane ki taiyari karo. Aapko kya lagta hai hi ki aap ke jaane se mujhe Khushi hogi? bilkul bhi nahin, balki mera bhi Mann nahin hai aapko kahin bhejne ka lekin waqt ki nazakat aur samay ki pukar yahi kehti hai hi ki aapko baki sab kuch bhul kar turant Jana chahiye.
R: iska matlab aap chahte Hain main aapse dur chali jao
A: agar Mera bas chalta to main aapko kahin jaane data, khoya Mera Dil Hi janta Hai ki aap ke dur Jane se mujhe kitna kasht hoga lekin yeah dard hum donon ko sehana hi padega.
R: lekin mujhse yeah sehan nahin hoga
A: yeah Bhagwan ka hamare liye imtihaan hai aur hum dono ko isme safal hona hai. Isliye Meri guzarish hai ki Is imtihaan ko Khushi Khushi sweekar karo aur safal ho aur ek baat hum dono is Jahan mein safal ho jayenge to socho us imtihaan ke bad hamara Milan kitna sukhad, atmiya aur Dil ko sukoon dene wala hoga.
R: Aap ki saari baatein bilkul sahi hai lekin bichadna kitna kashtgayak hai.
A: jis imtihaan mein kasht na ho to us imtihan ka maja hi kya, jitne jyada kasht honge utna hi jyada imtihan ka maja aayega
R: thik hai aap jeete aur main Hari Aap ki baat mante hue main jaane ko taiyar hu lekin main aaj nahin jaungi kyunki main aaj ki raat ko yadgar banana chahti hu
A: ismein Jeet aur haar ki to baat hi nahin hai aur agar jeet hai tu Ham dono ki hai aur har hai tu voh bhi hum dono ki hai, kyunki hum dono ab ek hain alag alag nahin.
Doosra raat ko yaadgar banane ki baat to bilkul sahi meh rahi ho, Raat to chodo, kaho to aaj ka din bhi yaadgar bana de, lekin pehle yeh dekho ki vanha ki position kya hai.
R: Main vanha jaungi lekin apane bacho se milane ke baad, unhe batana bhi to hai
A: Lekin vo donon to tour par hai aur parso aayenge
R: Maine soch liya hai ki unki Madam ko phone karke sari bata deti hoon aur unhe wapas bulane ka intezam karti hoon taki voh jaldi se jaldi aa sake.
A: thik hai aap baat kar lo aur jaisa bhi programme ho mujhe bata do taki aapki tickets hisab se book kar di janye
Rekha Meri baat sunkar Neha ki madam se baat karti hai aur wa Neha aur Raman ko wapas bhejne ke liye taiyar ho jati hai aur kehti hai ki kal subah subah unko vapis bhej dengi taki vo dopahar tak aapke paas pahunch jaye.
Rekha Madam ko dhanyavad karti hai aur mere ko kehti hai ki "aap kal shaam ki ticket book kara dijiye"
Uske baad main Rekha ko lekar market chala gaya wahan par pahle humne ek restaurant mein jakar lunch kiya aur uske bad Rekha ne apni list ke hisab se purchasing ki. main main wahi par travel agent ko bol kar ab main din shaam ki ticket book Karne ke liye bol diya. itna karke hum Ghar ki or ravana Ho gaye aur raste mein
A: aaj ki raat kaise yadgar banaogi
R: kuch chezon main suspense hi achha hota Hai
A: ab isme kya suspense raha, ya to bata hi diya yadgar raat hogi.
R: chalo agar aapko lagta hai ki suspense nahin hai to batao ki kya hone wala hai
A: Isme kya batana aaj ki raat hamare Milan ki raat hai aur yadgar banane ke liye koi na koi naya experiment hoga
R: (smiles) achha aur janab ko abhi se hi yaadgar Milan ke sapne aane lage hain.
A: Sapne kyon dekhna jab samne husan pari apne pure shabab par aapke samne mojud ho.
R: ha..ha...ha, khyal accha hai janab ka lekin sapne aur hakikat me fark hota hai. Aaj aapki Rat yaadgar to banegi lekin us tarah nahi jis tarah aap soch rahe hain
A: kya matlab
R: yahi to suspense hai
A: yeh to bahut nainsafi hai, pehle to dikhao Jalwa aur baad me mile bhi na Halva
R: (khilkhilakar hanste hue) kya baat kahi hai, maza aa gaya
A: bas aise hi muskarate rahiye aur hamari tammano par pani ferte rahiye
R: (hanste hue) Kya baat hai aashiq bante bante shayar banane chal diye
A: kya kare jab biwi dikhaye hasin sapne aur fir jata de ki layak nahi ho tum, hasin to chodo kisi bhi sapne ke to socho ki miyan shayari hi to karega na.
R: Shayari hi kyoun
A: aap to chahogi ki shayar nahi balki Majnu bankar dar dar ki tjokre khaye
Khub khilkhilakar hanste hanste hue Rekha ekdam serious ho gai.
R: (udas hotey hue) haan sach hi kaha aapne ki Aap Mjnu ban jao aur mujhe Laila banakar apne se dur kar rahe ho
Maine car ko sadak ke ek side me rokkar Rekha ko apni banhon me bharkar
A: Main aisa kabhi nahin chanuga ki ham Laila Majnu bane, vaise bhi yeh ab mumkin nahi hai, kyounki un donon ka Milan nahi hua tha jabki hamara milan ho chuka hai aur ham donon apni marji se kuch waqt ke liye bichud rahe hain aur bichadne se pehle hamara Milan vakai hi yadgar hoga
R: Fir usi baat par aa gaye na, aapke dimagh me to bas Hamara Milan hi baitha hua hai
A: kyoun aapke dimagh me nahi hai
R: pata nahi
A: Matlab
R: Aap to suspense khulwa kar hi dam lenge
A: Pati Patni me kaisa suspense
R: kabhi kabhi suspense ka bhi maza lena chahiye
A: Theek hai fir jaisi tumhari marji, main tab tak kuch nahi kanhunga