Khair maine rukna sahi nahi samjha aur jaggu ke sath bahar aa gaya.. bahar aate hi jaggu ne meri peeth thapthapakar bola- gyan bada acha pelte ho baba Karmanand...
Me-aur tum bakchodi bahut karte ho baba Chutiyanand...
Jaggu- sale harami..
Me-bakwas mat kar aur jo bola hai wo dhyan se kar jake.. main bhi kaam nipta kar aata hun
UPDATE 97
Main Aur Jaggu alag alag disha mein chale gaye.. main Kallu ke ghar ke bahar pahuncha aur gate khatkhataya khush kismati se gate kholne wali kajri thi.
Mujhe dekhte hi muskurane lagi...
Kajri- are karma tu.. aaja aaja..
Me- didi kallu bhaiya hain kya..
Kajri-wo kabhi ghar mein hota hai jo ab hoga..
Me-tau ji?
Kajri- koi nahi hai tujhe kya hua kyun poochh raha hai?
Me- tumse kuch baat karni hai didi..
Kajri-haan andar aa na...
Main andar jakar angan mein padi khat par baith gaya.. kajri bhi wohin khat par baith gayi...mere sath..
Kajri-ab bol karma kya baat hai....
Me- didi kal ke bare mein kuch baat thi... Mujhe jaggu ko lekar tensn ho rahi hai...
Kajri- kyun karma kya pareshani hai khul ke bata...
Me- didi mujhe jaggu par bharosa nahi hai wo kahin kisi ko bata na de...
Kajri-par kyun batayega usne kal khud bola hai ki wo kisi ko nahi batayega aur usne bhi to humare sath wo sab kia...
Kajri bolte bolte thoda sharma gayi..
Me- didi main use Bachpan se janta hun wo thoda badbola hai... Wo kuch bhi bol sakta hai..
Kajri-aisa mat bol mujhe dar lag raha hai...
Me- didi kya karun par sach ye hi hai.. wo aisa hi hai... Kahin usne josh mein akar bol diya to hum phans jayenge..
Kajri thoda chinta hote huye boli...
Kajri- phir abhi.. ab kya karein Karma.
Me- didi abhi hum log dabe huye hain, use humari baat chhupani hai to wo upar hai...maana usne kal humare sath sab kia par isme uska fayda hai... Aur maan lo kal sab karne ke baad bhi usne ye baat phaila di to hum kya kar lenge uska...
Kajri- phir ab. Kya karein karma ye sab to Maine socha nahi... Mujhe to ab dar lag raha hai kahin kuch gadbad na ho jaye..
Me- didi daro mat par humein kuch na kuch karna padega... Jaldi hi... Kal se mere dimag mein ye hi baat chal rahi thi..
Kajri-par karein kya?
Me- didi humein kuch aisa karna hoga jisse ki jaise abhi humein dar hai ki wo humara raaz na kholde waise hi use bhi hona chahiye... Jaise abhi humari kamzori uske paas hai uski kamzori humein pakadni hogi ..
Kajri- par ye hoga kaise... mujhe to kuch samajh nahi aa raha.. aur uski kamzori hum itani jaldi kaise dhoondhege.. kya kamzori hai uski....
Me-didi Jaggu ek ladka hai aur har ladke ki ek kamzori hoti...
Kajri-kya..
Me-choot..
Kajri-karma abhi ye sab baatein mat kar... Mujhe chinta ho rahi hai..
Me-didi sach hi kah raha hun aur mujhe uski kamzori pakadne ka rasta mil gaya hai...
Kajri-kya bata na jaldi..
Me- ye..
Kajri- ye to saree hai.. Isse kya hoga..
Me-didi yahi jaggu ki kamzori ka rasta hai..
Kajri-par kaise...
Me- main batata hun na kaise...
Aur phir maine Kajri ko poora plan samjha diya..
Kajri- tujhe lagta hai ye kaam karega..
Me-haan didi bilkul karega bas tumhe jo samjhaya hai wo bina galti ke karna hoga...
Kajei- pata nahi yaar kahin galti ho gayi to.. mera hona zaroori hai kya?
Me-didi kisi or ko nahi bata sakte na.
Kajri- haan ye bhi hai..
Me- didi sab theek hoga bas humein plan se kaam karna hai..
Kajri-theek hai... Main poori koshish karungi..
Me- theek hai didi ye saree rakho aur baki main tumhe phone par batata rahunga...
Kajri- sach mein sab theek ho jayega na karma?
Me- han didi bilkul theek ho jayega... Bas tum chinta mat karo...ab main chalta hun aur baki cheezein dekh leta hun...
Kajri-therk hai par jo bhi ho mujhe batadena...
Me- theek hai.
Aur phir main wahan se nikal gaya.. aur phir Jaggu ko phone kia dobara usse mila aur usse jo kaam dia tha iske bare mein poocha.. jab sab sahi laga to phir maine use ghar bhej diya aur main apane ghar aa gaya..
Ghar aakar gate khatkhataya to Palli ne khola aur mujhe dekhkar muskurai aur phusphusate huye boli andar aao mere raja...
Main uski baat sunkar hairan rah gaya aur wo khilkhilati hui andar bhag gayi sab log angan mein baithe the baatein chal rahi thi ki jaise hi main pahuncha peeche se papa aur Mausa ji bhi aa gaye..
Sab aur khush ho gaye maine anuj ne Palli ne mausa ji ke pair chhuye... Mausa ji ne maa se chachi se chacha se namaste wagera ki humein bhi ashirvad diya... Phir papa aur mausa ji bhi baith gaye.. Palli unke liye pani lekar aai dopahar ke khane ka time ho gaya tha...
Maa aur palli ne sabke liye khana lagaya.. mausa aur papa wahan ki baatein batane lage aur hum sab ne sunte sunte khana khaya... Khana khane ke baad Rajan chacha ko khet mein pani lagana tha to wo chale gaye par maa aur mausi ne Palli aur chachi ko rok liya...
Ghar mein zyada logo ke hone se maza aa raha tha.. khoob hansi mazaak chal raha tha khushi ka mahaul tha.. mausa aur papa bazaar se mithai aur phal laye the jinhe sabne bade chaw se khaya.. phir papa aur mausa thake huye the to wo log araam karne lage auratein apane auraton wale kaam karne lagi matlab gapshap Palli bhi unke sath thi... Mujhe mere ek dost ka phone aa gaya ki aaja match laga bagal ke gaon se.. ..
Maine apana bat uthaya aue jane laga to Anuj bhi Peeche pad gaya ki main bhi khelunga to wo bhi chal diya sath mein raste mein Jaggu ko bhi sath kar lia aur pahuch gaye maidan mein... Paas ke gaon ki team se match tha par paisa kafi lag raha tha mere dost ne mujhse bhi poocha to maine mere, Anuj ke aur jaggu ke teeno ke milake 1000 laga diye..
Mujhe pata tha agar hara to na jaggu ek paisa dega na Anuj sare mere hi jayenge...
Khair pahla match hua aur jaisa socha tha hum haar gaye...chud gaye mere 1000 rs par phir agale mein maine phir se 1000 lagaye is baar humein bada Lakshya mila tha aur mujhe kisi par bharosa nahi tha apani team mein to main tab tak batting karta raha jab tak jeet na gaye.. khair sukoon mila ki 1000 bach gaye..
Agala match final tha jo jeetega wo jeet kar jayega is baar bhi pahle unko batting thi.. salo ne humare bowleron ko bahut mara.. aur phir se pahaad jaisa lakshya...
Is baar main zidd karke opening gaya doosri taraf se aise chootiye utare ki 3 over mein 4 wicket girwa diye phie Jaggu aaya.. maine aur jaggu ne milkar acha khela aur khoob pitayi ki gendbajon ki par phir sala Jaggu catch pakadakar out ho gaya.. ek do wicket aur gir gaye phir Anuj aaya anuj ne pahli ball kheli aur usi par chakka jad diya main hairan rah gaya humari team wale chillane lage... Ek chakke ne poori team mein josh bhar diya mujhe bhi bharosa sa ho gaya ki chal Anuj kuch to bana hi lega aur phir main bhi pelne laga aur ant mein maine aur anuj ne match jita diya..
Match khatam hua to 1000 ke fayde ke sath main ghar chal diya raste mein Anuj aur Jaggu ko 250-250 rs pakada diye wo bhi khush ho gaye maine 500 rakhe jeb mein..
Sala match khelne mein samay ka pata hi nahi chalta andhera ho aaya tha jab hum ghar pahunche.. mausa aur papa bagh gaye huye the ghar par ab bhi charon auratein thi... Khane ki tayyari ho rahi thi main aur Anuj gande ho gaye the to bari bari se nahaye.. tab tak mausa aur papa bhi aa gaye the sath mein rajan chacha bhi the maa ne saaf boldiya tha ki aaj sab log yahin khana khayenge...
Khair jab tak auratein khana bana rahi thi to mard baaton mein lage huye the koi khel ki to koi raajneeti ki... Jab khana ban gaya to sabne khana khaya kafi swadisht aur kai tarah ki sabziyan banai thi.. sabne pet bhar ke khaya phir sare kaam khatam karke sab log angan mein hi baith gate khaaton par ek khaat par papa mausa aur rajan chacha.. ek par maa mausi mamta chachi aur ek par Palli main aur anuj.. baatein chal rahi thi...
Tabhi papa bole- are suno tumhare liye saree laye the wo dekhi tumne?
Mausa- haan saareyan nahi nikali kya bag se..?
Mausi-kaunsi saree.
Papa-are sareeya khareedi thi tumhare liye bazaar se dekho bag mein hongi... Shailesh wale..
Maa-acha humein laga usme unka samaan hai to dekha hi nahi..
Palli-are waah nayi nayi sareeyan tai ji aur mausi ke liye..
Papa- sirf tai ji aur mausi ke liye nahi.. teri mummy ke liye bhi hai ..
Mamta Chachi- mere liye... Kyun laaye bhai saab...
Mausa-are bhabhi usme 4 sareeyan hain jo jisko pasan ho rakhlo..
Palli- phir to main bhi ek lungi...
Rajan Chacha- Palli chupkar bhabhi ke liye hain wo...
Maa- bhaiya khabardar agar meri bachhii ko kuch kaha to... Use jo lena hai wo legi... Itani pyari gudiya hai meri...
Palli khush ho gayi wohin chacha aur chachi bhi muskurane lage..
Rajan Chacha- bhabhi tumhare laad ne hi bigada hai isko..
Maa-are haan bahut bigadi hai ye...
Palli- papa kahan bigdi hun main sare kaam karti hun..
Mamta Chachi- bas ab chup ho ja jeeji ne bol dia na saree le le to..
Palli daudkar gayi aur bag kheenchkar lakar sabke beech mein rakh diya aur kholne lagi
Anuj- aur mere liye kya laaye ho!?
Me-thappad..
Sab hansne lage...
Anuj-maa dekho...
Mausa- are aisa ho sakta
hai ki apane Anuj saab ke liye hum kuch na laayein? Bag mein dekho kya hai..
Anuj bhi Palli ke sath kood pada bag kholne mein.. Palli ne charon saareeyan nikali aur alag ho gayi... Aur maa mausi aur chachi ki khat par jakar unhe dikhane lagi...
Phir anuj ne do dabbe nikale unhe khola to bade hi pyare joote the...
Mausa- ye hain tumhare Anuj saab aur ek jodi karma ke liye..
Maine apane joote dekhe mujhe bahut pasand aaye... Halke aur sundar the... Udhar auratein saree mein lagi hui thi ye achhi hai ye main lungi wagera wagera...
Maa- are tum log apane liye kya laye ho...
Papa- humein kya zaroorat thi...
Mausi-are jab sabke liye liya to apane liye bhi lena chahiye tha jeejaji...
Mausa- are bhaisaab to le hi nahi rahe the mAine zidd karke dilwaye hain bag mein dekho sabse neeche...
Anuj ne sabse neeche se nikale to teen packet the ek main shirt pant the jo mausa ne papa ko pakada diye ek main sundar sa kurta pajama tha jo mausa ne rajan chacha ko pakada diya aur ek mein jeans tshirt thi jo mausa ki thi..
Rajan Chacha- are bhai saab ye kurta mere liye kyun?
Papa- tujhe bhi choon chaan karne ki aadat hai ye nahi rakhle chup chaap...
Is baat par Palli aur chachi tezi se hansne lage...
Maa ne papa ko danta aise bachhon ke samne dant rahe ho bhaiya ko...
Rajan Chacha- are nahi bhabhi ye daant nahi pyar hai mujhe bada acha lagta hai jab bhaiya kisi baat ke liye dantate hain to...
Mausi- to rakhlo ab kurta pajama jeejaji..
Mamta Chachi- ab bhai saab ne bol dia na ab to rakhna hi padega...
Anuj ne itane mein apane joote pahan bhi liye the...
Anuj- dekho kitne ache lagrahe hain na..
Mausi- haan lalla bade janch rahe hain... Sahi se aa rahe hain na..
Anuj- haan mausi ek dum fit..
Mausa- karma zara tu bhi pahan ke dekh apane...
Me- abhi dekhta hun
Aur phir maine bhi pahane wakai kaafi ache joote the pair mein pata hi nahi lag rahe the aur fitting bhi gazab ki thi...
Me- are bahut mast hain ye to mausa ji pata hi nahi chal rahe pairon mein ek dum patte jaise hain...
Mausa- hain na quality ke...
Me- haan acha hum dono ne to pahan liye ab baki sab bhi pahan kar dekho na apani apani cheezein..
Palli- haan sab dikhao..
Papa- are dekh lenge kabhi baad mein abbi kya zaroorat hai...
Mausi- kyun Zaroorat nahi hai jeejaji humein bhi dekhna hai kaise lagenge kapde... Sab pahan kar dikhao..
Mausa- acha to tum log bhi saree pahankar dikhao...
Mamta Chachi- saree ke liye blouse abhi sila thode hi na hai wo silega tabhi pahanenge...
Rajan Chacha- are to purane blouse ke sath hi pahan lena kam se kam saree to pahano...
Mausi-dekhna padega..
Papa- are kya dekhna padega pahano aur dikhao kaisi hain saaareeyan..
Maa- tum bhi shuru ho gaye sabke sath...
Papa- sahi to bol raha hun...
Me- acha to ye tay hua sab apani apani cheezein pahan kar dikhayenge... Main aur anuj pahan chuke hain to ek ek karke sab log jayenge andar aur pahankar bahar ayenge...
Palli- Manzoor hai...
Mausi- ko sabki taraf se bol padi ye...
Me- to sabse pahle mausa ji..
Mausa- main kyun sabse pahle...
Palli- are jao na mausa ji jana to hai hi to pahle aap hi chale jao.
To mausa uth kar andar gaye sab baatein karte huye intezar karne lage... Thodi der baad mausa bahar nikle jeans aur tshirt pahankar..
Palli- waah mausa ji...
Mamta chachi- bahut ache lag rahe hain bhaiya janch rahe hain ek dum...
Mausa ji ki body fauz nein hone ki wajah se hatti katti thi to unke shareer par kapde ache lag rahe the ek dum fit aa rahe the.
Maa- haan Bhaiya rang bhi janch raha hai aur naap bhi...
Mausa khade khade sharma rahe the..
Mausi- are dekho to sharma kaise rahe hain..
Mausa-chup kar tu...
Aur phir mausa ji baith gaye apani jagah par..
Me-ab bari hai rajan chacha ki...
Rajan Chacha- are hum kahan abhi pahanenge ye...
Palli-tauji dekho papa phir mana kar rahe hain..
Rajan Chacha-are bas meri maa jaa raha hun..
Aur phir rajan chacha uth kar gaye kamre mein baki sab hansne lage...
Thodi der baad bahar aaye sharmate huye..
Me-are waah chacha gajab lag rahe ho..
Palli-are papa bilkul hi badal gaye tum to..
Anuj- aur kya kam samjha hai chacha ko..
Mausi- mast lag rahe ho jeeja... Dulhe jaise dekho kahin jeeji ka dil dobara na ho jaye shadi ka...
Rajan Chacha- are dobara bhi isi se karni padegi kya?
Sab hansne lage..
Mamta Chachi- nahi nahi tumhare liye to heroine ayegi koi...zara ache kya lagne lage to kitna ban rahe hain..
Maa-are bas ladna band karo dono...bachhe ban jate ho tum dono bhi..
Phir chacha bhi apani jagah baith gaye...
Me- ab jayenge Papa...
Papa- abhi jata hun pata nahi tum log kyun sharma rahe the.. koi badi baat Thodi hi hai..
Mausi-je baat jeeja...
Sab khilakar hans pade... Aur papa andar chale gaye baki sab baaton mein lage the
Thodi der baad papa bahar aaye thoda sharmate huye .
Mausi ne unhe dekhte hi seeti maari..
Mausi- waah jeeja ek dum hero lag rahe ho...
Palli- sach mein tauji bahut janch rahe ho..
Papa shirt pant mein sach mein kafi ache lag rahe the.. kheton mein kaam ki wajah se unka shareer bhi gatheela tha jisse kapde fit aa rahe the unhe..
Mausa-bhai saab baaji maar li apne to..
Mamta Chachi- bhai saab bahut ache lag rahe ho...
Maa- kya baat hai jee aur kyun nahi pahante aise kapde...
Papa- aur ki chhod abhi ki dekh...
Maa-dekh ke hi bol rahi hun...
Me- kyaa baat hai papa...sach mein hero ban gaye..
Papa-chalo ab tum log ab agala kaun jayega ye batao..
Aur apani jagah aakar baith gaye...
Me-ab Palli ki bari...
Palli to jaise isi intezar mein thi..
Palli-maa chalo na saree bandh dena mujhse theek se bandhengi nahi...
Maa- haan mamta chali ja aur dekh neeche wali almari mein chhotte blouse pade honge wo pahana kar dekh aa jayein ise to..
Mamta Chachi aur palli chale gaye...
Baki sab baatein karne lage...
Thodi der baad Palli mamta chachi bahar aa gayi..
Maa- Palli kahan rah gayi...
Chachi apani jagah par aakar baithate huye boli-aa rahi hai bas..
Itane mein gate se Palli bhi nikali..
Palli ko dekhte hi sab ki aankhein us par jam si gayi.. palli ne apane liye ek grey saree pasand ki thi.. hum sab jo aajtak use suit ya baki kapdon mein dekhte aaye the saree mein dekhkar Bilkul hairan rah gaye saree mein Palli behad khoobsurat lag rahi thi.. ache se tayyar hokar aai thi... Aur behad khubsurat lag rahi thi
Blouse ke neeche se jhankati nangi kamar aur pardarshi saree ke peeche se halki halki nazar aati hui nabhi Palli ko kamuk bana rahi thi...
Auraton ka pata nahi par mardon ki nazar to nahi hat rahi thi usse jinme uske papa bhi shamil the... Mera lund bhi thoda tight ho chuka tha...anuj bhi mano kha jane wali nazaron se dekh raha tha..
Maine sare mardon ki god mein nazar dali to thoda sa ubhar to sabke pant ya pajame mein dikha... Raja. Chacha bhi apani beti ki jawani dekhkar kadak ho rahe the...
Maa- are meri gudiya ko kisi ki nazar na lage bahut pyari lag rahi hai..
Mausi-saxh didi pata hi nahi chala ki palli itani badi aur subdar ho gayi hai..
Palli-subder to main humesha se hi hun..
Papa-sach mein palli bitiya bahut Sundar lag rahi hai..
Me- sach mein socha nahi tha ki saree mein ye aisi lagegi...
Mausa- are Palli sunder hai isliye ye saree achi lag rahi hai uspar...
Rajan Chacha-bachhhe kab bade ho jate hain pata hi nahi chalta..
M Chachi- sahi kaha g..
Palli- achi lagi na saree
Me-bahut achi phir Palli apani jagah par aakar baith gayi...
Me- to ab agala number hai humari chachi ka...
M Chachi-are meri bari aa bhi aa gayi... Chalo aati hun abhi..
Mamta chachi saree uthakar andar chali gayi thodi der baad bahar aai.. chachi ne
Ek hare rang ki simple saree chuni thi jise pahankar wo bahar aai bilkul simple lag rahi thi par chachi ka badan hi kuch aisa tha kisimple saree bhi unpar kamuk lag rahi thi... Aadhi nangi kamar aur gahri nabhi dekhkar mera kya sabka lund fun utha raha tha...
Mausa aur papa kuch zyada hi dhyan se dekh rahe the is kamre mein wo hi so aise the jinhone Chachii ke kamuk badan ko bhoga nahi thatha...
Mard chahe jitna bhi shareef kyun na ho aurat ka badan hota hi aisa hai ki mard ko bhatka hi deta hai...
Papa aur mausa ki nazarein pahle Palli to ab uski mummy ke badan se hatne ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi...
Maa- are waah itni saada saree mein bhi kitni khil rahi hai Mamta tu..
Mausi-sach mein jeeji... Bahut sunder lag rahi ho sada saree bhi bahut janch rahi hai...
Palli-haye meri mummy nazar na lage..
Me-haye meri sunder chachi...
Anuj-haaye meri pyari chachi...
Papa- are saada cheezein hi achi lagti hain.. sada rahne wali aurat hi zyada sunder lagti hai..
Mausa-sahi kaha bhai saab Mamta bhabhi ko hi dekh lo..
M Chachi-are bas bas bhaiya tum bhi na..
R Chacha-sahi kah rahe hain bhai saab khil rahi hai tu...
Chachi sharma gayi...are bas aap sab bhi na... Aur apani jagah aakar baith gayi...
Me- ab bari hai mausi ki...
Mausa-jab tabse bahut bol rahi thi..
Mausi - jaa to rahi hun..
Mausi uth kar chali gayi hum sab baatein kar rahe the sath hi papa aur mausa ji palli aur chachi ko chip chip kar taad rahe the... Main aur anuj bhi kahan peeche the...
Khair thodi der baad mausi bahar aai aur ruk kar khadi ho gayin...
Humari nazar ek baar phir se gate par jam gayi..mausi ne ek cream colour ki saree pahani thi poore blouse ke sath kahne ko bilkul sada saral par unke ang aise the jo saree meim se unke jism ka har kataav mahsoos ho raha tha... Unki badi badi chuchhiyan blouse mein chupi huin kamar aur pet jo saree ke us paar halka halka nazar aa raha tha..
Blouse ke beech mein latakta mangalsutra... Blouse seene. Se thoda khula tha to halki si ghati nazar aa rahi thi...
Is baar bhi sare mardon ki nigahen wohin jami rah gayi...papa chacha main anuj laar tapka rahe the par bina zaahir kiye..
M Chachi-are waah shalu ye rang to tujhpar bahut acha lag raha hai..
Palli-haan mausi aur saree bhi kitni ache se pahani hai tumne bahut sundar lag rahi ho..
Maa- haan re Shalu achi saree chuni hai tune bahut sunder hai... Aisa lg raha hai tere liye hi bani hai...
Papa-sach mein ye saree to humari sali sahiba ke liye hi bani hai papa ne ye baat pant mein tambu ko dabate huye kahi..
Rajan Chacha- sahi bole bhaiya bahut sunder lag rahi ho sali ji...
Mausi-are naam chhodkar ye kya saali saali laga rakha hai...
Papa-jo hai wo hi bol rahe hain hum to...
Mausa- kya baat hai biwi sahiba sach mein sunder lag rahi ho...
Mausi-tumne bhi naam chhod diya..
Mausa- hum bhi jo hai wohi bol rahe hain...
Sab log hansne lage...
Me- waah mausi gajab lag rahi ho...
Anuj-haan nayi dulhan jaisi...
Palli- ye alag hi bolta hai..
Anuj-tu chup kar..
M Chachi- tum dono chupkaro...aur jeeji ab tumhi rah gayi ho ye lo saree..
Maa ne chachi ke hatho se saree li aur phir dekhkar boli-are ye to badi patli hai aisi halki saree hum nahi pahante...
Papa- jab sabse akhiri mein bachi hui logi to pasand ki thode hi milegi..
Mausi-jeeji sahi to hai humari bhi waisi hi thi..
Mausa-haan bhabhi itane pyar se laye hain ab mana mat karo..
Maa-par aisi pahante nahi hai na isliye...
M Chachi-are jeeji kahin bahar thode hi jana hai ghar par hi to ho pahan kar dekhlo na pasand aaye to baad mein mat pahanna..
Papa-are dekhle na pahankar...
Palli-haan tai ji dekho na..
Anuj-haan mummy pahanlo..
Maa-theek hai jati hun... Tum sab bhi zidd karke baith gaye ho..
Sab khush ho gaye aur maa bhi uth kar kamre mein chali gayi..
Hum sab Baatein karte huye maa ka intezar karne lage...
Aur phir thodi der baad kamre ka darwaza khula aur sabki nazarein us taraf gayi aur phir thahar gayi ...
halke laal rang ki pardarshi saaree maa ne pahani hui thi... Hare rang ke blouse ke sath sunderta ke bare mein kya hi kahun maa kitni sunder thi ye sab jante hain.. par sunderta ke sath sath maa ke shareer mein ek cheez aur thi jo sabse alag thi... Unki kamukta.. unka badan aisa tha ki wo kuch bhi pahanein mardon ka lund dekhte hi khada ho jata tha...
khair maa dheere dheere chalte huye humare samne aai...
Maathe par bindi gale mein mangalsutra saree ke thoda side se dikhti thodi thodi kamar pardarshi saree se jhankata hua unka pet... Blouse mein band badi badi chuchhiyan... Kul milakar maa ka gadraya badan nayi saree mein aur kamuk aur sunder lag raha tha..
Palli- waah tai ji itani sunder lag rahi ho.. Main bhi bas badi hokar tumhare jaisi sunder lagun to maza aa jaye.. ye kahkar Palli ne seety maari..
Maa- mere jaisi budhiya nahi tu to abhi bhi heroine dikhti hai aur baad mein bhi dikhegi.
M Chachi- jeeji uska pata nahi par abhi to tum heroine lag rahi ho..
Mausi- sahi mein Mamta jeeji... Bahut sunder lag rahi hain jeeji...
Hum mardon ke muh mein to jaise pani hi sookh gaya tha maa ko dekhkar maine ek ek karke sabki or dekha to paya sare mardon ke pant mein tambu bana hua tha chahe wo main hun Anuj ho chacha ho ya mausa ho ya papa hi kyon na ho...
Mausa- bhabhi sachmein bahut sunder lag rahi hai aap par saree aap bekar mein mana kar rahi thi...
Chacha- sahi kahan shailesh bhaiya bhabhi sahi mein ati sundar lag rahi ho...
Maa- tum log bhi na... Bina baat ke tareef kar rahe ho...
Papa- are bina baat ke nahi sahi bol rahe hain... Kabhi kabhi tu khud hi bhool jati hai ki tu kitni Sunder hai...
Papa ki baat sunkar maa sharma gayi.
Maa-are bachhon ke samne to rahne do..
Me-nahi papa mat rahne do..
Anuj-haan papa humein koi pareshani nahi hai...
Palli-mujhe bhi nahi khul ke tareef karo tauji..
Sab hans rahe the maa khadi khadi sharma rahi thi..
Papa- bina baat ke khud ko budhiya samajhti ho zara ek baar humari nazar se dekho to pata chale ki kya cheez ho Tum..
Sab papa ki baat par khil khilakar hansne lage.. maa bhi sharma rahi thi aur hans rahi thi...
Maa- Shailesh bhaiya daru pilake laye ho kya inhe.. kuch to sharam karo bachhon ki...
Maa ye kahte huye apani jagah par baith gayi...
Papa- lo ab apani biwi ki tarif karna bhi galat hai.. .
Mausi-kuch galat nahi hai Jeejaji khulkar karo...
Mausa- achaa main bhi karun?
Mausi- nahi tum rahne do
Phir sab hansne lage aise hi masti mazaak ka mood chal raha tha...
Tabhi palli boli- are sab log suno agar sab sath hi hain to kuch khelte hain na antakshari wagera...
Anuj- haan haan maza aayega. Khelte hain..
Mausa- baki sab se poochlo..
Mausi- main bhi razi hun..
M Chachi- main bhi khelungi...
R Chacha- are par mujhe ye gana wana to nahi aate..
M Chachi- are rahne do tum kitna gungunaate rahte ho main sunti nahi kya..
Papa- yaar ye gana wana nahi hoga humse...
Maa- khel lo. Na jab sabka man hai to..
Papa- acha theek hai ab tumhare order ko mana thode hi kar sakte hain...
Maa- bas rahne do dobara shuru mat ho jao..
Palli- to do team banate hain ye sahi rahega ek main auratein aur ek mein sare mard...
Mausi- par ye to 5 hain aur hum 4 hai... Barabari ka muqabla kahan hai..
Palli- papa ka hona bhi barabar hi hai mausi aur hum log inhe aasani se sambhal sakte hain...
M Chachi- to theek hai ek taraf aap sab log aur ek taraf hum auratein...
Me-theek hai..par thoda kuch aur daav par lagana hoga nahi to log theek se nahi khelenge...
Mausi-jaise kya.?
Jis team par point chadhega us team ka ek banda agale gane par beech mein khada hokar nachte huye gayega... Aur jeetne wali team chunegi ki kaun nachega harne wali team se..
Maa-are ye gane tak to theek hai nachna wachna nahi..
Papa-kyun dar. Gayi ab..
Mausi-are didi sahi hai na agat ye log hare to inhe bhi nachna padega maza aayega sabko nachte huye dekhne mein khaskar jeejaji ko..
Maa-theek hai waise maza to ayega inhe nachane mein...
M Chachi-to theek hai phir tay raha..
Mausa- theek ho jaye phir..
Aur phir khel shuru ho gaya... Unki team se Palli mausi chachi sab poore josh mein the maa bhi beech beech mein sath de rahi thi...
Humari team se anuj main aur mausa the main papa aur chacha to chup hi the...
Khair phir pahla point hum par chadh gaya aur Palli ne sabse pahle bola Mausa ka naam bechare mausa sharmate huye khade huye..pahle to kuch samajh nahi aaaya unke ki kya karein phir sabke uksane par gate huye nachne lage... Jaisa bhi aata tha hile...
Baki sab taali baja baja kar utsaah badha rahe the sabke Chehre par hansi thi.... Gana ga kar mausa apani jagah par baith gaye...
Mausi- are waah mujhe kabhi nahi nach ke dikhaya tumne...
Mausa-chup karo tum aur khel aage badhao...
Agali bazi auratein haar gayi aur mausa ne badle ke liye turant Palli kaa naam le lia..
Iske baad sabki taaliyon ke beech Palli khadi hui aur phir sharmate huye gana sjuru kiya aur phir sharm warm bhoolkar khul kar nachne lagi...
Hum sab mardon ka dhyan Palli ke thirkate huye mast badan par tha uski gori kamar blouse mein jhoolti chuchhiyan haaye muh mein pani aa gaya... Papa mausa chacha bhi dekhte huye andar hi andar aahein bhar rahe the...
Par har achi cheez ki tarah iska bhi ant hua aur palli bapis jakar baith gayi... Par mardon ke lund khade kar gayi... Isi beech khel dobara shuru hua aur is baar hum haar gaye aur mausi ne bali ka bakra banaya chacha ko...
Ab sab ka hanske bura haal ke chacha kya karenge .. khair chacha khade huye aur sabke beech aa gaye... Chachi hans rahi thi unhe dekhkar...
Chacha bhi kam nahi the rajesh khanna ki tarah hath ghumaya aur nachne lage sath hi gane lage chachi ko ishara karke- Chup gaye sare nazare haaye kya baat ho gayi...tune kaajal lagaya din mein raat ho gayi...
Aur is gane par to sabse zyada taaliyaan aur seetiyan baji.. chachi ka sharm se bura haal par chacha ne to kamaal hi kar diya... Papa ne khud shabashi di..
Khel phir shuru hua aur aage badha is bAar humne bapsi ki aur jeet gaye aur chacha ne mausi ka naam bol diya...
Taliyan baji aur mausi beech mein aa gayi aur phir sharmate huye nachne lagi apani saree ghuma ghuma kar... kabhi unki nangi kamar samne aa jati to kabhi gadraye chutad to kabhi badi badi chuchhiyan...
Ek baar phir se mausi ne mardon ke lund kadak kar diye apane husn ke jalwa dikha kar dekhte dekhte soch raha tha kya maal Hain mausi yaar... Pata nahi kaise rahlete hain mausaji duty par unke bina..
Meri aisi biwi ho to ek din na guzare bina chudai ke.. par jaisi jiski kismat....
Mausi ne apane gadraye badan ko thirkaya jab tak gana khatam nahi hua aur phir baith gayi taaliyaan baja ke sabne unka utsaah badhaya..
R Chacha- waah shalu bahut acha nach leti ho tum to...
Mausi-are kahan jeeja nachte to aap hain Rajesh Khanna jaise..
Sab hansne lage..
Isi hansi khushi ke beech phir se khel shuru hua aur is baar hum log haare to is baar bali ka bakra bana main...
Par apane ko kis baat ki sharam khada hua gana gaya nach wach ke kaam niptaya aur baith gaya ... Age game chala aur ab hum phir se haar gaye...is baar papa hi bache the to unka number aaya..
Papa bhi sharmate huye khade huye par phir achanak se Devanand ban gaye aur maa ki taraf dekhkar gane lage...
Pal bhar ke liye koi humein pyar karle jhootha hi sahi...
Papa ko dekhkar sab hairaan rah gaye hum sab seeti maat ke taliyan bajane lage wohin maa apana chehra dhak ke hans rahi thi...papa ne gana khatam kia aur apni jagah aakar baithe.. sabne khoob taaliyan piti papa ke kiye...khel aage badha aur kismat se hum jeet gaye..
Iske aaage kya hua agali Update mein please comments karke zaroor bataayein kaisi lagi Update bahut bahut shukriya
Me-aur tum bakchodi bahut karte ho baba Chutiyanand...
Jaggu- sale harami..
Me-bakwas mat kar aur jo bola hai wo dhyan se kar jake.. main bhi kaam nipta kar aata hun
UPDATE 97
Main Aur Jaggu alag alag disha mein chale gaye.. main Kallu ke ghar ke bahar pahuncha aur gate khatkhataya khush kismati se gate kholne wali kajri thi.
Mujhe dekhte hi muskurane lagi...
Kajri- are karma tu.. aaja aaja..
Me- didi kallu bhaiya hain kya..
Kajri-wo kabhi ghar mein hota hai jo ab hoga..
Me-tau ji?
Kajri- koi nahi hai tujhe kya hua kyun poochh raha hai?
Me- tumse kuch baat karni hai didi..
Kajri-haan andar aa na...
Main andar jakar angan mein padi khat par baith gaya.. kajri bhi wohin khat par baith gayi...mere sath..
Kajri-ab bol karma kya baat hai....
Me- didi kal ke bare mein kuch baat thi... Mujhe jaggu ko lekar tensn ho rahi hai...
Kajri- kyun karma kya pareshani hai khul ke bata...
Me- didi mujhe jaggu par bharosa nahi hai wo kahin kisi ko bata na de...
Kajri-par kyun batayega usne kal khud bola hai ki wo kisi ko nahi batayega aur usne bhi to humare sath wo sab kia...
Kajri bolte bolte thoda sharma gayi..
Me- didi main use Bachpan se janta hun wo thoda badbola hai... Wo kuch bhi bol sakta hai..
Kajri-aisa mat bol mujhe dar lag raha hai...
Me- didi kya karun par sach ye hi hai.. wo aisa hi hai... Kahin usne josh mein akar bol diya to hum phans jayenge..
Kajri thoda chinta hote huye boli...
Kajri- phir abhi.. ab kya karein Karma.
Me- didi abhi hum log dabe huye hain, use humari baat chhupani hai to wo upar hai...maana usne kal humare sath sab kia par isme uska fayda hai... Aur maan lo kal sab karne ke baad bhi usne ye baat phaila di to hum kya kar lenge uska...
Kajri- phir ab. Kya karein karma ye sab to Maine socha nahi... Mujhe to ab dar lag raha hai kahin kuch gadbad na ho jaye..
Me- didi daro mat par humein kuch na kuch karna padega... Jaldi hi... Kal se mere dimag mein ye hi baat chal rahi thi..
Kajri-par karein kya?
Me- didi humein kuch aisa karna hoga jisse ki jaise abhi humein dar hai ki wo humara raaz na kholde waise hi use bhi hona chahiye... Jaise abhi humari kamzori uske paas hai uski kamzori humein pakadni hogi ..
Kajri- par ye hoga kaise... mujhe to kuch samajh nahi aa raha.. aur uski kamzori hum itani jaldi kaise dhoondhege.. kya kamzori hai uski....
Me-didi Jaggu ek ladka hai aur har ladke ki ek kamzori hoti...
Kajri-kya..
Me-choot..
Kajri-karma abhi ye sab baatein mat kar... Mujhe chinta ho rahi hai..
Me-didi sach hi kah raha hun aur mujhe uski kamzori pakadne ka rasta mil gaya hai...
Kajri-kya bata na jaldi..
Me- ye..
Kajri- ye to saree hai.. Isse kya hoga..
Me-didi yahi jaggu ki kamzori ka rasta hai..
Kajri-par kaise...
Me- main batata hun na kaise...
Aur phir maine Kajri ko poora plan samjha diya..
Kajri- tujhe lagta hai ye kaam karega..
Me-haan didi bilkul karega bas tumhe jo samjhaya hai wo bina galti ke karna hoga...
Kajei- pata nahi yaar kahin galti ho gayi to.. mera hona zaroori hai kya?
Me-didi kisi or ko nahi bata sakte na.
Kajri- haan ye bhi hai..
Me- didi sab theek hoga bas humein plan se kaam karna hai..
Kajri-theek hai... Main poori koshish karungi..
Me- theek hai didi ye saree rakho aur baki main tumhe phone par batata rahunga...
Kajri- sach mein sab theek ho jayega na karma?
Me- han didi bilkul theek ho jayega... Bas tum chinta mat karo...ab main chalta hun aur baki cheezein dekh leta hun...
Kajri-therk hai par jo bhi ho mujhe batadena...
Me- theek hai.
Aur phir main wahan se nikal gaya.. aur phir Jaggu ko phone kia dobara usse mila aur usse jo kaam dia tha iske bare mein poocha.. jab sab sahi laga to phir maine use ghar bhej diya aur main apane ghar aa gaya..
Ghar aakar gate khatkhataya to Palli ne khola aur mujhe dekhkar muskurai aur phusphusate huye boli andar aao mere raja...
Main uski baat sunkar hairan rah gaya aur wo khilkhilati hui andar bhag gayi sab log angan mein baithe the baatein chal rahi thi ki jaise hi main pahuncha peeche se papa aur Mausa ji bhi aa gaye..
Sab aur khush ho gaye maine anuj ne Palli ne mausa ji ke pair chhuye... Mausa ji ne maa se chachi se chacha se namaste wagera ki humein bhi ashirvad diya... Phir papa aur mausa ji bhi baith gaye.. Palli unke liye pani lekar aai dopahar ke khane ka time ho gaya tha...
Maa aur palli ne sabke liye khana lagaya.. mausa aur papa wahan ki baatein batane lage aur hum sab ne sunte sunte khana khaya... Khana khane ke baad Rajan chacha ko khet mein pani lagana tha to wo chale gaye par maa aur mausi ne Palli aur chachi ko rok liya...
Ghar mein zyada logo ke hone se maza aa raha tha.. khoob hansi mazaak chal raha tha khushi ka mahaul tha.. mausa aur papa bazaar se mithai aur phal laye the jinhe sabne bade chaw se khaya.. phir papa aur mausa thake huye the to wo log araam karne lage auratein apane auraton wale kaam karne lagi matlab gapshap Palli bhi unke sath thi... Mujhe mere ek dost ka phone aa gaya ki aaja match laga bagal ke gaon se.. ..
Maine apana bat uthaya aue jane laga to Anuj bhi Peeche pad gaya ki main bhi khelunga to wo bhi chal diya sath mein raste mein Jaggu ko bhi sath kar lia aur pahuch gaye maidan mein... Paas ke gaon ki team se match tha par paisa kafi lag raha tha mere dost ne mujhse bhi poocha to maine mere, Anuj ke aur jaggu ke teeno ke milake 1000 laga diye..
Mujhe pata tha agar hara to na jaggu ek paisa dega na Anuj sare mere hi jayenge...
Khair pahla match hua aur jaisa socha tha hum haar gaye...chud gaye mere 1000 rs par phir agale mein maine phir se 1000 lagaye is baar humein bada Lakshya mila tha aur mujhe kisi par bharosa nahi tha apani team mein to main tab tak batting karta raha jab tak jeet na gaye.. khair sukoon mila ki 1000 bach gaye..
Agala match final tha jo jeetega wo jeet kar jayega is baar bhi pahle unko batting thi.. salo ne humare bowleron ko bahut mara.. aur phir se pahaad jaisa lakshya...
Is baar main zidd karke opening gaya doosri taraf se aise chootiye utare ki 3 over mein 4 wicket girwa diye phie Jaggu aaya.. maine aur jaggu ne milkar acha khela aur khoob pitayi ki gendbajon ki par phir sala Jaggu catch pakadakar out ho gaya.. ek do wicket aur gir gaye phir Anuj aaya anuj ne pahli ball kheli aur usi par chakka jad diya main hairan rah gaya humari team wale chillane lage... Ek chakke ne poori team mein josh bhar diya mujhe bhi bharosa sa ho gaya ki chal Anuj kuch to bana hi lega aur phir main bhi pelne laga aur ant mein maine aur anuj ne match jita diya..
Match khatam hua to 1000 ke fayde ke sath main ghar chal diya raste mein Anuj aur Jaggu ko 250-250 rs pakada diye wo bhi khush ho gaye maine 500 rakhe jeb mein..
Sala match khelne mein samay ka pata hi nahi chalta andhera ho aaya tha jab hum ghar pahunche.. mausa aur papa bagh gaye huye the ghar par ab bhi charon auratein thi... Khane ki tayyari ho rahi thi main aur Anuj gande ho gaye the to bari bari se nahaye.. tab tak mausa aur papa bhi aa gaye the sath mein rajan chacha bhi the maa ne saaf boldiya tha ki aaj sab log yahin khana khayenge...
Khair jab tak auratein khana bana rahi thi to mard baaton mein lage huye the koi khel ki to koi raajneeti ki... Jab khana ban gaya to sabne khana khaya kafi swadisht aur kai tarah ki sabziyan banai thi.. sabne pet bhar ke khaya phir sare kaam khatam karke sab log angan mein hi baith gate khaaton par ek khaat par papa mausa aur rajan chacha.. ek par maa mausi mamta chachi aur ek par Palli main aur anuj.. baatein chal rahi thi...
Tabhi papa bole- are suno tumhare liye saree laye the wo dekhi tumne?
Mausa- haan saareyan nahi nikali kya bag se..?
Mausi-kaunsi saree.
Papa-are sareeya khareedi thi tumhare liye bazaar se dekho bag mein hongi... Shailesh wale..
Maa-acha humein laga usme unka samaan hai to dekha hi nahi..
Palli-are waah nayi nayi sareeyan tai ji aur mausi ke liye..
Papa- sirf tai ji aur mausi ke liye nahi.. teri mummy ke liye bhi hai ..
Mamta Chachi- mere liye... Kyun laaye bhai saab...
Mausa-are bhabhi usme 4 sareeyan hain jo jisko pasan ho rakhlo..
Palli- phir to main bhi ek lungi...
Rajan Chacha- Palli chupkar bhabhi ke liye hain wo...
Maa- bhaiya khabardar agar meri bachhii ko kuch kaha to... Use jo lena hai wo legi... Itani pyari gudiya hai meri...
Palli khush ho gayi wohin chacha aur chachi bhi muskurane lage..
Rajan Chacha- bhabhi tumhare laad ne hi bigada hai isko..
Maa-are haan bahut bigadi hai ye...
Palli- papa kahan bigdi hun main sare kaam karti hun..
Mamta Chachi- bas ab chup ho ja jeeji ne bol dia na saree le le to..
Palli daudkar gayi aur bag kheenchkar lakar sabke beech mein rakh diya aur kholne lagi
Anuj- aur mere liye kya laaye ho!?
Me-thappad..
Sab hansne lage...
Anuj-maa dekho...
Mausa- are aisa ho sakta
hai ki apane Anuj saab ke liye hum kuch na laayein? Bag mein dekho kya hai..
Anuj bhi Palli ke sath kood pada bag kholne mein.. Palli ne charon saareeyan nikali aur alag ho gayi... Aur maa mausi aur chachi ki khat par jakar unhe dikhane lagi...
Phir anuj ne do dabbe nikale unhe khola to bade hi pyare joote the...
Mausa- ye hain tumhare Anuj saab aur ek jodi karma ke liye..
Maine apane joote dekhe mujhe bahut pasand aaye... Halke aur sundar the... Udhar auratein saree mein lagi hui thi ye achhi hai ye main lungi wagera wagera...
Maa- are tum log apane liye kya laye ho...
Papa- humein kya zaroorat thi...
Mausi-are jab sabke liye liya to apane liye bhi lena chahiye tha jeejaji...
Mausa- are bhaisaab to le hi nahi rahe the mAine zidd karke dilwaye hain bag mein dekho sabse neeche...
Anuj ne sabse neeche se nikale to teen packet the ek main shirt pant the jo mausa ne papa ko pakada diye ek main sundar sa kurta pajama tha jo mausa ne rajan chacha ko pakada diya aur ek mein jeans tshirt thi jo mausa ki thi..
Rajan Chacha- are bhai saab ye kurta mere liye kyun?
Papa- tujhe bhi choon chaan karne ki aadat hai ye nahi rakhle chup chaap...
Is baat par Palli aur chachi tezi se hansne lage...
Maa ne papa ko danta aise bachhon ke samne dant rahe ho bhaiya ko...
Rajan Chacha- are nahi bhabhi ye daant nahi pyar hai mujhe bada acha lagta hai jab bhaiya kisi baat ke liye dantate hain to...
Mausi- to rakhlo ab kurta pajama jeejaji..
Mamta Chachi- ab bhai saab ne bol dia na ab to rakhna hi padega...
Anuj ne itane mein apane joote pahan bhi liye the...
Anuj- dekho kitne ache lagrahe hain na..
Mausi- haan lalla bade janch rahe hain... Sahi se aa rahe hain na..
Anuj- haan mausi ek dum fit..
Mausa- karma zara tu bhi pahan ke dekh apane...
Me- abhi dekhta hun
Aur phir maine bhi pahane wakai kaafi ache joote the pair mein pata hi nahi lag rahe the aur fitting bhi gazab ki thi...
Me- are bahut mast hain ye to mausa ji pata hi nahi chal rahe pairon mein ek dum patte jaise hain...
Mausa- hain na quality ke...
Me- haan acha hum dono ne to pahan liye ab baki sab bhi pahan kar dekho na apani apani cheezein..
Palli- haan sab dikhao..
Papa- are dekh lenge kabhi baad mein abbi kya zaroorat hai...
Mausi- kyun Zaroorat nahi hai jeejaji humein bhi dekhna hai kaise lagenge kapde... Sab pahan kar dikhao..
Mausa- acha to tum log bhi saree pahankar dikhao...
Mamta Chachi- saree ke liye blouse abhi sila thode hi na hai wo silega tabhi pahanenge...
Rajan Chacha- are to purane blouse ke sath hi pahan lena kam se kam saree to pahano...
Mausi-dekhna padega..
Papa- are kya dekhna padega pahano aur dikhao kaisi hain saaareeyan..
Maa- tum bhi shuru ho gaye sabke sath...
Papa- sahi to bol raha hun...
Me- acha to ye tay hua sab apani apani cheezein pahan kar dikhayenge... Main aur anuj pahan chuke hain to ek ek karke sab log jayenge andar aur pahankar bahar ayenge...
Palli- Manzoor hai...
Mausi- ko sabki taraf se bol padi ye...
Me- to sabse pahle mausa ji..
Mausa- main kyun sabse pahle...
Palli- are jao na mausa ji jana to hai hi to pahle aap hi chale jao.
To mausa uth kar andar gaye sab baatein karte huye intezar karne lage... Thodi der baad mausa bahar nikle jeans aur tshirt pahankar..
Palli- waah mausa ji...
Mamta chachi- bahut ache lag rahe hain bhaiya janch rahe hain ek dum...
Mausa ji ki body fauz nein hone ki wajah se hatti katti thi to unke shareer par kapde ache lag rahe the ek dum fit aa rahe the.
Maa- haan Bhaiya rang bhi janch raha hai aur naap bhi...
Mausa khade khade sharma rahe the..
Mausi- are dekho to sharma kaise rahe hain..
Mausa-chup kar tu...
Aur phir mausa ji baith gaye apani jagah par..
Me-ab bari hai rajan chacha ki...
Rajan Chacha- are hum kahan abhi pahanenge ye...
Palli-tauji dekho papa phir mana kar rahe hain..
Rajan Chacha-are bas meri maa jaa raha hun..
Aur phir rajan chacha uth kar gaye kamre mein baki sab hansne lage...
Thodi der baad bahar aaye sharmate huye..
Me-are waah chacha gajab lag rahe ho..
Palli-are papa bilkul hi badal gaye tum to..
Anuj- aur kya kam samjha hai chacha ko..
Mausi- mast lag rahe ho jeeja... Dulhe jaise dekho kahin jeeji ka dil dobara na ho jaye shadi ka...
Rajan Chacha- are dobara bhi isi se karni padegi kya?
Sab hansne lage..
Mamta Chachi- nahi nahi tumhare liye to heroine ayegi koi...zara ache kya lagne lage to kitna ban rahe hain..
Maa-are bas ladna band karo dono...bachhe ban jate ho tum dono bhi..
Phir chacha bhi apani jagah baith gaye...
Me- ab jayenge Papa...
Papa- abhi jata hun pata nahi tum log kyun sharma rahe the.. koi badi baat Thodi hi hai..
Mausi-je baat jeeja...
Sab khilakar hans pade... Aur papa andar chale gaye baki sab baaton mein lage the
Thodi der baad papa bahar aaye thoda sharmate huye .
Mausi ne unhe dekhte hi seeti maari..
Mausi- waah jeeja ek dum hero lag rahe ho...
Palli- sach mein tauji bahut janch rahe ho..
Papa shirt pant mein sach mein kafi ache lag rahe the.. kheton mein kaam ki wajah se unka shareer bhi gatheela tha jisse kapde fit aa rahe the unhe..
Mausa-bhai saab baaji maar li apne to..
Mamta Chachi- bhai saab bahut ache lag rahe ho...
Maa- kya baat hai jee aur kyun nahi pahante aise kapde...
Papa- aur ki chhod abhi ki dekh...
Maa-dekh ke hi bol rahi hun...
Me- kyaa baat hai papa...sach mein hero ban gaye..
Papa-chalo ab tum log ab agala kaun jayega ye batao..
Aur apani jagah aakar baith gaye...
Me-ab Palli ki bari...
Palli to jaise isi intezar mein thi..
Palli-maa chalo na saree bandh dena mujhse theek se bandhengi nahi...
Maa- haan mamta chali ja aur dekh neeche wali almari mein chhotte blouse pade honge wo pahana kar dekh aa jayein ise to..
Mamta Chachi aur palli chale gaye...
Baki sab baatein karne lage...
Thodi der baad Palli mamta chachi bahar aa gayi..
Maa- Palli kahan rah gayi...
Chachi apani jagah par aakar baithate huye boli-aa rahi hai bas..
Itane mein gate se Palli bhi nikali..
Palli ko dekhte hi sab ki aankhein us par jam si gayi.. palli ne apane liye ek grey saree pasand ki thi.. hum sab jo aajtak use suit ya baki kapdon mein dekhte aaye the saree mein dekhkar Bilkul hairan rah gaye saree mein Palli behad khoobsurat lag rahi thi.. ache se tayyar hokar aai thi... Aur behad khubsurat lag rahi thi
Blouse ke neeche se jhankati nangi kamar aur pardarshi saree ke peeche se halki halki nazar aati hui nabhi Palli ko kamuk bana rahi thi...
Auraton ka pata nahi par mardon ki nazar to nahi hat rahi thi usse jinme uske papa bhi shamil the... Mera lund bhi thoda tight ho chuka tha...anuj bhi mano kha jane wali nazaron se dekh raha tha..
Maine sare mardon ki god mein nazar dali to thoda sa ubhar to sabke pant ya pajame mein dikha... Raja. Chacha bhi apani beti ki jawani dekhkar kadak ho rahe the...
Maa- are meri gudiya ko kisi ki nazar na lage bahut pyari lag rahi hai..
Mausi-saxh didi pata hi nahi chala ki palli itani badi aur subdar ho gayi hai..
Palli-subder to main humesha se hi hun..
Papa-sach mein palli bitiya bahut Sundar lag rahi hai..
Me- sach mein socha nahi tha ki saree mein ye aisi lagegi...
Mausa- are Palli sunder hai isliye ye saree achi lag rahi hai uspar...
Rajan Chacha-bachhhe kab bade ho jate hain pata hi nahi chalta..
M Chachi- sahi kaha g..
Palli- achi lagi na saree
Me-bahut achi phir Palli apani jagah par aakar baith gayi...
Me- to ab agala number hai humari chachi ka...
M Chachi-are meri bari aa bhi aa gayi... Chalo aati hun abhi..
Mamta chachi saree uthakar andar chali gayi thodi der baad bahar aai.. chachi ne
Ek hare rang ki simple saree chuni thi jise pahankar wo bahar aai bilkul simple lag rahi thi par chachi ka badan hi kuch aisa tha kisimple saree bhi unpar kamuk lag rahi thi... Aadhi nangi kamar aur gahri nabhi dekhkar mera kya sabka lund fun utha raha tha...
Mausa aur papa kuch zyada hi dhyan se dekh rahe the is kamre mein wo hi so aise the jinhone Chachii ke kamuk badan ko bhoga nahi thatha...
Mard chahe jitna bhi shareef kyun na ho aurat ka badan hota hi aisa hai ki mard ko bhatka hi deta hai...
Papa aur mausa ki nazarein pahle Palli to ab uski mummy ke badan se hatne ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi...
Maa- are waah itni saada saree mein bhi kitni khil rahi hai Mamta tu..
Mausi-sach mein jeeji... Bahut sunder lag rahi ho sada saree bhi bahut janch rahi hai...
Palli-haye meri mummy nazar na lage..
Me-haye meri sunder chachi...
Anuj-haaye meri pyari chachi...
Papa- are saada cheezein hi achi lagti hain.. sada rahne wali aurat hi zyada sunder lagti hai..
Mausa-sahi kaha bhai saab Mamta bhabhi ko hi dekh lo..
M Chachi-are bas bas bhaiya tum bhi na..
R Chacha-sahi kah rahe hain bhai saab khil rahi hai tu...
Chachi sharma gayi...are bas aap sab bhi na... Aur apani jagah aakar baith gayi...
Me- ab bari hai mausi ki...
Mausa-jab tabse bahut bol rahi thi..
Mausi - jaa to rahi hun..
Mausi uth kar chali gayi hum sab baatein kar rahe the sath hi papa aur mausa ji palli aur chachi ko chip chip kar taad rahe the... Main aur anuj bhi kahan peeche the...
Khair thodi der baad mausi bahar aai aur ruk kar khadi ho gayin...
Humari nazar ek baar phir se gate par jam gayi..mausi ne ek cream colour ki saree pahani thi poore blouse ke sath kahne ko bilkul sada saral par unke ang aise the jo saree meim se unke jism ka har kataav mahsoos ho raha tha... Unki badi badi chuchhiyan blouse mein chupi huin kamar aur pet jo saree ke us paar halka halka nazar aa raha tha..
Blouse ke beech mein latakta mangalsutra... Blouse seene. Se thoda khula tha to halki si ghati nazar aa rahi thi...
Is baar bhi sare mardon ki nigahen wohin jami rah gayi...papa chacha main anuj laar tapka rahe the par bina zaahir kiye..
M Chachi-are waah shalu ye rang to tujhpar bahut acha lag raha hai..
Palli-haan mausi aur saree bhi kitni ache se pahani hai tumne bahut sundar lag rahi ho..
Maa- haan re Shalu achi saree chuni hai tune bahut sunder hai... Aisa lg raha hai tere liye hi bani hai...
Papa-sach mein ye saree to humari sali sahiba ke liye hi bani hai papa ne ye baat pant mein tambu ko dabate huye kahi..
Rajan Chacha- sahi bole bhaiya bahut sunder lag rahi ho sali ji...
Mausi-are naam chhodkar ye kya saali saali laga rakha hai...
Papa-jo hai wo hi bol rahe hain hum to...
Mausa- kya baat hai biwi sahiba sach mein sunder lag rahi ho...
Mausi-tumne bhi naam chhod diya..
Mausa- hum bhi jo hai wohi bol rahe hain...
Sab log hansne lage...
Me- waah mausi gajab lag rahi ho...
Anuj-haan nayi dulhan jaisi...
Palli- ye alag hi bolta hai..
Anuj-tu chup kar..
M Chachi- tum dono chupkaro...aur jeeji ab tumhi rah gayi ho ye lo saree..
Maa ne chachi ke hatho se saree li aur phir dekhkar boli-are ye to badi patli hai aisi halki saree hum nahi pahante...
Papa- jab sabse akhiri mein bachi hui logi to pasand ki thode hi milegi..
Mausi-jeeji sahi to hai humari bhi waisi hi thi..
Mausa-haan bhabhi itane pyar se laye hain ab mana mat karo..
Maa-par aisi pahante nahi hai na isliye...
M Chachi-are jeeji kahin bahar thode hi jana hai ghar par hi to ho pahan kar dekhlo na pasand aaye to baad mein mat pahanna..
Papa-are dekhle na pahankar...
Palli-haan tai ji dekho na..
Anuj-haan mummy pahanlo..
Maa-theek hai jati hun... Tum sab bhi zidd karke baith gaye ho..
Sab khush ho gaye aur maa bhi uth kar kamre mein chali gayi..
Hum sab Baatein karte huye maa ka intezar karne lage...
Aur phir thodi der baad kamre ka darwaza khula aur sabki nazarein us taraf gayi aur phir thahar gayi ...
halke laal rang ki pardarshi saaree maa ne pahani hui thi... Hare rang ke blouse ke sath sunderta ke bare mein kya hi kahun maa kitni sunder thi ye sab jante hain.. par sunderta ke sath sath maa ke shareer mein ek cheez aur thi jo sabse alag thi... Unki kamukta.. unka badan aisa tha ki wo kuch bhi pahanein mardon ka lund dekhte hi khada ho jata tha...
khair maa dheere dheere chalte huye humare samne aai...
Maathe par bindi gale mein mangalsutra saree ke thoda side se dikhti thodi thodi kamar pardarshi saree se jhankata hua unka pet... Blouse mein band badi badi chuchhiyan... Kul milakar maa ka gadraya badan nayi saree mein aur kamuk aur sunder lag raha tha..
Palli- waah tai ji itani sunder lag rahi ho.. Main bhi bas badi hokar tumhare jaisi sunder lagun to maza aa jaye.. ye kahkar Palli ne seety maari..
Maa- mere jaisi budhiya nahi tu to abhi bhi heroine dikhti hai aur baad mein bhi dikhegi.
M Chachi- jeeji uska pata nahi par abhi to tum heroine lag rahi ho..
Mausi- sahi mein Mamta jeeji... Bahut sunder lag rahi hain jeeji...
Hum mardon ke muh mein to jaise pani hi sookh gaya tha maa ko dekhkar maine ek ek karke sabki or dekha to paya sare mardon ke pant mein tambu bana hua tha chahe wo main hun Anuj ho chacha ho ya mausa ho ya papa hi kyon na ho...
Mausa- bhabhi sachmein bahut sunder lag rahi hai aap par saree aap bekar mein mana kar rahi thi...
Chacha- sahi kahan shailesh bhaiya bhabhi sahi mein ati sundar lag rahi ho...
Maa- tum log bhi na... Bina baat ke tareef kar rahe ho...
Papa- are bina baat ke nahi sahi bol rahe hain... Kabhi kabhi tu khud hi bhool jati hai ki tu kitni Sunder hai...
Papa ki baat sunkar maa sharma gayi.
Maa-are bachhon ke samne to rahne do..
Me-nahi papa mat rahne do..
Anuj-haan papa humein koi pareshani nahi hai...
Palli-mujhe bhi nahi khul ke tareef karo tauji..
Sab hans rahe the maa khadi khadi sharma rahi thi..
Papa- bina baat ke khud ko budhiya samajhti ho zara ek baar humari nazar se dekho to pata chale ki kya cheez ho Tum..
Sab papa ki baat par khil khilakar hansne lage.. maa bhi sharma rahi thi aur hans rahi thi...
Maa- Shailesh bhaiya daru pilake laye ho kya inhe.. kuch to sharam karo bachhon ki...
Maa ye kahte huye apani jagah par baith gayi...
Papa- lo ab apani biwi ki tarif karna bhi galat hai.. .
Mausi-kuch galat nahi hai Jeejaji khulkar karo...
Mausa- achaa main bhi karun?
Mausi- nahi tum rahne do
Phir sab hansne lage aise hi masti mazaak ka mood chal raha tha...
Tabhi palli boli- are sab log suno agar sab sath hi hain to kuch khelte hain na antakshari wagera...
Anuj- haan haan maza aayega. Khelte hain..
Mausa- baki sab se poochlo..
Mausi- main bhi razi hun..
M Chachi- main bhi khelungi...
R Chacha- are par mujhe ye gana wana to nahi aate..
M Chachi- are rahne do tum kitna gungunaate rahte ho main sunti nahi kya..
Papa- yaar ye gana wana nahi hoga humse...
Maa- khel lo. Na jab sabka man hai to..
Papa- acha theek hai ab tumhare order ko mana thode hi kar sakte hain...
Maa- bas rahne do dobara shuru mat ho jao..
Palli- to do team banate hain ye sahi rahega ek main auratein aur ek mein sare mard...
Mausi- par ye to 5 hain aur hum 4 hai... Barabari ka muqabla kahan hai..
Palli- papa ka hona bhi barabar hi hai mausi aur hum log inhe aasani se sambhal sakte hain...
M Chachi- to theek hai ek taraf aap sab log aur ek taraf hum auratein...
Me-theek hai..par thoda kuch aur daav par lagana hoga nahi to log theek se nahi khelenge...
Mausi-jaise kya.?
Jis team par point chadhega us team ka ek banda agale gane par beech mein khada hokar nachte huye gayega... Aur jeetne wali team chunegi ki kaun nachega harne wali team se..
Maa-are ye gane tak to theek hai nachna wachna nahi..
Papa-kyun dar. Gayi ab..
Mausi-are didi sahi hai na agat ye log hare to inhe bhi nachna padega maza aayega sabko nachte huye dekhne mein khaskar jeejaji ko..
Maa-theek hai waise maza to ayega inhe nachane mein...
M Chachi-to theek hai phir tay raha..
Mausa- theek ho jaye phir..
Aur phir khel shuru ho gaya... Unki team se Palli mausi chachi sab poore josh mein the maa bhi beech beech mein sath de rahi thi...
Humari team se anuj main aur mausa the main papa aur chacha to chup hi the...
Khair phir pahla point hum par chadh gaya aur Palli ne sabse pahle bola Mausa ka naam bechare mausa sharmate huye khade huye..pahle to kuch samajh nahi aaaya unke ki kya karein phir sabke uksane par gate huye nachne lage... Jaisa bhi aata tha hile...
Baki sab taali baja baja kar utsaah badha rahe the sabke Chehre par hansi thi.... Gana ga kar mausa apani jagah par baith gaye...
Mausi- are waah mujhe kabhi nahi nach ke dikhaya tumne...
Mausa-chup karo tum aur khel aage badhao...
Agali bazi auratein haar gayi aur mausa ne badle ke liye turant Palli kaa naam le lia..
Iske baad sabki taaliyon ke beech Palli khadi hui aur phir sharmate huye gana sjuru kiya aur phir sharm warm bhoolkar khul kar nachne lagi...
Hum sab mardon ka dhyan Palli ke thirkate huye mast badan par tha uski gori kamar blouse mein jhoolti chuchhiyan haaye muh mein pani aa gaya... Papa mausa chacha bhi dekhte huye andar hi andar aahein bhar rahe the...
Par har achi cheez ki tarah iska bhi ant hua aur palli bapis jakar baith gayi... Par mardon ke lund khade kar gayi... Isi beech khel dobara shuru hua aur is baar hum haar gaye aur mausi ne bali ka bakra banaya chacha ko...
Ab sab ka hanske bura haal ke chacha kya karenge .. khair chacha khade huye aur sabke beech aa gaye... Chachi hans rahi thi unhe dekhkar...
Chacha bhi kam nahi the rajesh khanna ki tarah hath ghumaya aur nachne lage sath hi gane lage chachi ko ishara karke- Chup gaye sare nazare haaye kya baat ho gayi...tune kaajal lagaya din mein raat ho gayi...
Aur is gane par to sabse zyada taaliyaan aur seetiyan baji.. chachi ka sharm se bura haal par chacha ne to kamaal hi kar diya... Papa ne khud shabashi di..
Khel phir shuru hua aur aage badha is bAar humne bapsi ki aur jeet gaye aur chacha ne mausi ka naam bol diya...
Taliyan baji aur mausi beech mein aa gayi aur phir sharmate huye nachne lagi apani saree ghuma ghuma kar... kabhi unki nangi kamar samne aa jati to kabhi gadraye chutad to kabhi badi badi chuchhiyan...
Ek baar phir se mausi ne mardon ke lund kadak kar diye apane husn ke jalwa dikha kar dekhte dekhte soch raha tha kya maal Hain mausi yaar... Pata nahi kaise rahlete hain mausaji duty par unke bina..
Meri aisi biwi ho to ek din na guzare bina chudai ke.. par jaisi jiski kismat....
Mausi ne apane gadraye badan ko thirkaya jab tak gana khatam nahi hua aur phir baith gayi taaliyaan baja ke sabne unka utsaah badhaya..
R Chacha- waah shalu bahut acha nach leti ho tum to...
Mausi-are kahan jeeja nachte to aap hain Rajesh Khanna jaise..
Sab hansne lage..
Isi hansi khushi ke beech phir se khel shuru hua aur is baar hum log haare to is baar bali ka bakra bana main...
Par apane ko kis baat ki sharam khada hua gana gaya nach wach ke kaam niptaya aur baith gaya ... Age game chala aur ab hum phir se haar gaye...is baar papa hi bache the to unka number aaya..
Papa bhi sharmate huye khade huye par phir achanak se Devanand ban gaye aur maa ki taraf dekhkar gane lage...
Pal bhar ke liye koi humein pyar karle jhootha hi sahi...
Papa ko dekhkar sab hairaan rah gaye hum sab seeti maat ke taliyan bajane lage wohin maa apana chehra dhak ke hans rahi thi...papa ne gana khatam kia aur apni jagah aakar baithe.. sabne khoob taaliyan piti papa ke kiye...khel aage badha aur kismat se hum jeet gaye..
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