Update:-72
"Hawa ka swad to humne chakhya... Jamin ka swad ab Nilbhut aur Dridh Aayu Rastr ke log tumhe chakhayenge... Aur unke shashak aur Shashika jab tumhe maut ke darshsn karwayege, tab aaj tum mishrit paidaish ko apna vansaj kahne wale Astak ke dil me bhi khauff paida ho jayega.… Jao maut tumhari pratiksha me hai"..
5, 6 din beet chuke the. Jivisha ab bhi ekant vash me hi thi..… Usne bahar aane se mana kar diya tha. Iss dauran wo Shwetna se 2 baar mili iske alawa wo kisi se bhi nahi mil rahi thi. Baki mahal ke jis bade hisse me Jivisha thi wahan kewal dragon baby aa-ja rahe the...
Ladai wale din Nischal ek jhil ke kinare baitha hua tha. Kayi sare dragon baby pet bhar machhli kha'kar wahin Nischal ke pass hi lot-pot kar rahe the... Kuchh dragon baby thode bore dikhe aur unhe shararat sujhne lagi. Koi Nischal ke baal khinch raha tha, to kisi ne Aag ka chhota sa spray uski ungli par kar diya...
"Abe baap ke dushman, apni maa ko ja'kar bolta kyon nahi ki wo itne din se sok me kyon hai???... Janta sok ke sath-sath ab to mujhe patni sok bhi hota ja raha hai"…. Nischal apna sar ghuma'kar un dargons baby ko aankhen dikhate huye kahne laga...
Sabhi dragon ek katar banate huye apna sar uncha karke, apni aankh Nischal par gurraye aur gusse se dekhne laga… Nischal bhi unhe hul dete... "Chal nikal le beta warna baap ko hul dena manhga na par jaye"…
"Bus bhi kar in bacchon ko dantna... Jise daantna chahiye usse to kuchh kah nahi pate"…. Nandni, Nischal ke pass baith'ti...
Ek Kinare se Ansh uske pass baitha aur beer ki ek bottol badhate.… "Kya baat hai Jivisha ka khunnas uske bacche par nikal rahe"…
Nandni, Nischal ke sar par hath ferti... "Kya hi kare bechara... Suhagraat ki subh muharat bit gayi aur iska subh milan na hua".…
Nischal:- Kamine ho tum dono miyan biwi... Hat yahan se, mazak urrane aa gaye...
Ansh:- Ab maine kya kar diya jo mujhe khinch rahe ho isme...
Nischal:- Bahut dhil de rakhi hai aapne doctor sahab... Biwi ko control me rakho..
Nandni:- Tu to rahne hi de re jodu ke gulaam. Aaj tak kabhi teri himmat hui hai Jivisha se kuchh kahne ki... Iss jaisa lover na dekha hoga Ansh...
Ansh:- Kaise..
Nischal:- Bus bhi kar maze lena, warna dono ko niche jhil me fenk dunga..
Ansh:- Chup karo Nischal... Janu tum kuchh lover ke bare me kah rahi thi...
Nandni:- Arree pahli mulkat me hi iski madam ko love at first site hua aur wo isse.…
Nischal, Nandni ka muh apne hathon se dabate... "Tu kuchh nahi bolegi samjhi... Samne screen par dekh, action shuru hone wala hai"…
Ansh bada sa 100 futiya screen par samne ka najara dekhte.… "O' teri ye to lag raha hai 8, 10 lohe ke grah move kar rahe hai"…
Nandni bhi apni aankhen badi karti hui... "Abe ye kya hai... Ye jahaj ka beda kya hum par humla karne aa rahe hain"…
Nischal:- avrage viman ka size 600 meter² bhi maan le. Dark universe ke 40 carore viman hain total soch le kitne kshetrfal me faile honge. Aur unpar lagbhag 2400 caror log sawar hai…
Nandni:- Ye sala Astak mental ho gaya hai kya???...
Ansh:- Kayi carore kilometer tak kewal viman hi viman faila hua hai kya???... Ye sab kya pure universe par dadagiri karne aaye hain???...
Nischal:- Naah.. ye sirf Zoren par humla karne aa rahe hai...
Nandni:- WTF,... Itne viman ki to parking na hogi pure Zoren grah me... In salon ke pass dimag ka abhav hai kya???
Ansh:- Kash inke mukhiya se baat kar'ke puchh sakta… kyon be mental, ye fauj bheja hai haahaakaar...
Nischal, beer ki bottol aage badha'kar toast karte…. "Haan to hum live commentary karenge, aur yadi jit rahe honge tab Astak se bhi contact karenge...
Nandni:- Oye mujhe na marna hai abhi... Mere abhi bacche bhi nahi huye hain... Ek beta aur ek beti to chahiye hi.… Mujhe na marna...
Nischal:- Tera to waise bhi jyada charbi wala maans hai... Maze se tujhe hi pahle chabayenge...
Nischal hanste huye Doctor sahab ke sath hi-fi karne laga aur idhar aa gaya Nandni ko gussa... Aisa dhakka dee ki Nischal sidha pani me chhapak... "Pagal bhinga dee pura.… Doctor sahab ne bhi to hi-fi kiya tha, usse to kuchh na kahi"..
Ansh:- Nahi Nandu wo hum dono ke bich aag laga raha... Jalta hui hume dekh'kar.…
Nandni:- Baby kudo...
Ansh:- Kya???
Nandni:- Ya to kud jao ya mai pichhe aag lagwa dun... jarra aaju baju dekh lo... Aur kudo...
Ansh bechara apne charo ore dekha, charo ore udte dragon babies hi najar aa rahe the... Majboori me wo bhi kud gaya.…
Niche se ek paun Nischal aur dusra paun jaise hi Ansh ne pakda, dono ko unke hisab se jhannatedar jhatka laga... "Agar dobara pani me khinchne ki kosis kiye na to dekh lena"…
Ansh:- Ye to galat hai hume bhinga'kar khud bahar baithi ho...
Nandni:- Baat ko samjho baby, fir kabhi hum pool party kar lenge...
Ansh upar aa'kar ek aur beer ki bottol kholte... "Sarasar nainsafi. Hume bhinga'kar tum upar rahi aur jabardasti kiya to power istamal kar rahi ho"
Nandni Ansh ke kaan me kuchh kahi aur wo "Ohhh" karta hua "Sorry" kah diya. Dono hi muskura'kar ek dusre ko dekhne lage... Tabhi Nischal dono ki nautanki dekhte... "Ab ye to had hai doctor sahab... Kaan me Nandni ne aisa kya romance ka mantr foonk di, jo sikayat se sidha romance par utar aaye"…
Ansh, Nandni ke aankhon me khote... "Bechari ne ander bra nahi pahna hai"…
Nischal apne muh par hath rakh'kar hansne laga aur khoye se mahol me jab doctor sahab ko dhyan aaya ki wo kya bewakoofi kar chuka tha... Tab'tak Nandni uske baal noch'kar wahan se ja chuki thi...
Kuchh der baad jaise hi wo wapas pahunchi.… "Ab pani me kudne ki taiyari se aa gayi kya???"
Nischal apni baat bola aur dono (Ansh aur Nischal) thahake laga'kar hasne lage...
Nandni:- Pagal ho dono.… Besharm kahin ke.. Screen par dhyan do. Dushman lagbhag dware khade hain..... Unke viman 3000 km ke dayre me aane wale hai… ruk main HuYu se sampark karti hun...
Jaise hi upar space me line connect hua.... "HuYu dar to nahi lag raha hai"…
HuYu:- Bus bhid hai itna hi kah sakte hain... Baki abhi pahla focus unke teji se aage badhne ki gati par break lagaana hai...
Nischal:- Jitna ho sake utna sambhalna... Zoren me najdik jab ye aa jaye, fir unko niche utarne ka rasta de dena... Yahan Shwetna apni poori taiyari me hai… Aaj ka yudhh khatm hone tak inhe joker na ghoshit kar diya tab kahna...
HuYu:- Oh ho aisi baat hai kya... Bus ek stretgy complete ho jane do fir main Middle Universe aur Dark Universe ko ek sath connect kar dunga... Ye dark Universe wale jitna khud ke sarvshresth hone ka dhol pite hain... Poore universe me samne ek shandaar bejjati to ye deserve karta hai...
Nandni:- Wada raha, iss Astak ki bejjati karne me koi kasar na chhodungi... HuYu bus dhyan rahe ki iss baar apni yuddh niti koi chura na paye...
HuYu:- Pura visuals control kar raha hun… uske alawa pura ka pura inka contact pranali thap karne wala hun... Main ek viman se dusre viman tak information na pahunchne dun.… Bus apna stretgic part sab plan ke hisab se ho... Tab jakar main poore universe ko connect karunga... Taki dushman se le'kar dost tak sab humare air-strike dekh sake...
HuYu ke sath baat'chit ho hi rahi thi, itne me Aasis aur Abhishek ka humla shuru ho gaya... Nandni ne missile ko jab sub-missile me toot'te dekhi... "O' teri ye kiska idea tha"...
Nischal:- Aur kiska, jo sena ko command de rahi hai ussi ka.... Hawai yudhh me Serin jaisa sena nayika poore universe me nahi hai.…
Nandni:- Ye Middle Universe me sabhi kanjar planet hai kya??... Yahan 6000 palnet se matr 80 lakh viman aaye aur wo Astak walon ne to jaise poore universe par hi kabja karne layak viman ka beda laye hon...
Nischal:- Unhe tadat me yakin hai aur Serin ko apni ran'niti me…
Yudhh shuru hote hi shwans tab tham si gayi, jab missile ka jakhira upar me kayi hazar kilometer ki chhat banate, Viggo viman ke ore badhe... Nischal, Nandni aur Ansh teeno hi apne shwans thame bus screen dekh rahe the...
Lekin kuchh hi pal baad, teeno apne beer ki bottol takrate huye jhum uthe... Astak vansaj dwara chhode gaya missile jab kuchh hi dur aage ja'kar blast hona shuru hua, fir to Serin ki poori ran'niti ne vansaj sena ke caroron kilometer tak faile jahaj ke bedon ko hi naap diya...
Ek kusal sena nayika ke jaal me Astak ki ant'hin fauj ka ek bada sa hissa lapeta ja chuka tha... Fir to rahi sahi kasar Luna ne apni kashmta se poora kar dee, jab uske command ke 18 lakh ladaku viman, najdik se vansaj viman ke sar par nishana laga'kar badhte chale ja rahe the...
Vansaj sena ke king size caroron viman VS Luna ke command ke piddi se viman... Jo Astak ke bade viman par ek missile daag deta... Javavi karyavahi me jab Luna ke sianikon par humla hoti... Wo teji se upar niche hokar kartab dikhate wo vansaj sena ke 2 bade vimano ke bich se aisa nikalta ki aadhe se jyada to un logon ka humla khud ke hi viman par ho raha tha..
Luna ka command aur Aizem ke 18 lakh viman... Jab vansaj sena ke bade viman ko tabaah karti pichhe se aage badhne lagi fir to Vansaj sena khud me asahay samanya mehsus karne lage the…
HuYu jab sunischit hua ki ab ladai kitni bhi der chale, jit apni tay ho gayi hai, fir usne mirchi lagane ka kaam shuru kiya... Astak ke bare me jitna bhi HuYu ne suna tha, itna hi suna tha ki ab tak isse kisi ne thik se sunaya nahi..
HuYu, Nischal aur Nandni ko unki baaten yaad dilate huye, Middle Universe aur Dark Universe ko connect kar diya. Middle state palnet organization ke mukhyalay Galeto Planet me jaise hi prasaran shuru hua, wahan ka mukhiya screen par aate.… "Kya status hai wahan ka"…
Nischal:- Shahsak Koredor kya lagta hai in chuhon ki fauj ka kya status hona chahiye...
Koredor:- Serin poore bede ko udher dali kya?... Wo line par hai kya jo khud ko sarv'shresth kahta hai, Astak...
Nandni:- Muh chhipa liya hoga kahin, wo mishrit bacche paida karwa'ke apna naam dene wala Astak... Na aayega samne muh jo kaala ho gaya hai...
Koredor:- Tumhe pahli baar sun raha hun... Kaun ho tum...
Nischal:- Ye Nischal ki female version hai Nandni.. aur ye hain inke jodi doctor Ansh... Medical science ke vidwan aur dono prithvi se hain…
Koredor:- Kya baat kar rahe ho... Prithvi niwasi hume dekh rahe hai... Kya main inhe apne mehmnanvaji ke liye nimantran de sakta hun... Meri badi jigyasa tha...
Nandni, hairani se dekhti isharon me hi... "Abe ye mujhe kyon invite kar raha hai"…
Nischal:- Koredor abhi nahi, abhi to pahle usse line par bulao jo khud ko sharv'shresth kahta hai... Astak, sale ganda khun, kahan muh chhipaye baitha hai... HuYu jarra hack to karo iss Astak ke planet ko... Aur Astak ka visuals dikhao jarra..
Nischal ka itna bolna tha ki samne se wo ghinauna chehra wapas se dikhne laga... Wahi bada sa singhasan aur uss par baitha Astak...
Jaise hi samne screen par Astak najar aaya, thik ussi waqt poore middle Universe ke sabhi planet ki sabhi countries ke shasak, ek sath online aa gaye...
Nandni, jor se hansti hui.… "Ye joker kaun hai jo villan ke getup me itne bade singhasan par baitha hai...
Nischal, ungli ko point karte…. "Issi ghonchu ka naam Astak hai... Jo apne yahan ke mahilaon ke garv me 10-12 tarah ke bij ko dal'kar bacche paida karwata hai, aur fir kahta hai ki wo mera vansaj hai... Kyon be chutiye bolta kyon nahi"..
Astak apne aakhon se hi sole barsate.… "2400 se 2500 carore vansaj sena ki tukdi tumhe bahut badi lag rahi hogi, lekin ye humare fauj ka 10va hissa bhi nahi... Aur na hi wo kisi sena ki command me hain... Ye man mauji fauji hai... Inhe dekh'kar tu Astak ka andaza laga raha"…
Nandni:- Abe O pakau bus kar... Wo dekh harami teri fauj.man mauji fauj… chutiye, kya sikhaya re inhe. Kitna bhi command na ho to kya hua, ek jahaj to maar nahi sakte aur khud ko Universe ka dada bulata hai.… (Fir samne se thukti hui)… Ja'kar kahin dub mar, gandi nali ke me rengne wale badbudar kide.…
Nandni ki baat sun'kar Astak bilkul pagal sa ho gaya tabhi Nischal….. "Yaar Nandu, kahin wo tere baton se mar gaya... Fir main ghasit, ghasit'kar marunga kise"…
Astak:- Aaj tumhara waqt hai... Bol lo... Jis din tumhara samna mujhse hoga...
Nandni:- Uss din tu joker ke sath-sath bander bhi ban jayega. Idhar se udhar uchhal kud karte Nischal se jaan bachata firega… aur yahi hoga likh le...
Nandni ki baat sun'kar Nischal aur Ansh dono jod jod se hasne lage... Fir to jaise uska poora mazak, poora Middle Universe hi uddane laga... Ek ore jahajon ke bede dhwast ho rahe the, wahin dusri ore Astak ka wo kauff hawa hota najar aa raha tha... Upar se Nischal aur Nandni ki jodi... Aur bechara Astak... Nandni bolti to Nischal baat ko aage pakad'kar khinch deta, aur Nischal jab apni baat kah'kar shant hota tab Nandni shuru ho jati...
Astak mano tabla bana hua tha, jispar Nischal aur Nandni bari-bari se hath saaf kar rahe the, aur bich-bich me doctor sahab bhi taal thok dete...
Nandni:- Kyon be jokar, kuchh kahega bhi ya muh se fu, fu bus karta rahega... Nischal jitna ye aur iske najayaj gande khun, khud ko Astak vansaj bulate hai... Unhe update ho'kar aaj se Joker ke vansaj kahte najar aane chahiye...
Issi bich Astak chillate huye..... "Itni dur se kutte bhi sher ko dekh'kar bhaukne lagte hain"…
Nandni:- Haan lekin tu sust kutta hai..… Thik se bhaunk bhi nahi paya... Tu ek kaam kar pahle kutte ke sath rah'kar traning poori kar le...
Astak:- Aukaad me rah'kar baat karo…
Nischal:- Yaar tu chillate huye kafi funny lag raha hai...
Nandni:- Haan aisa lag raha hai jaise joker gussa dikha raha hai... Waise suna hai ek joker ki jodi (Surpmarich) ko tu apne saran me rakha hai...
Astak:- Tumhari technology shandar hai isliye itna uchhal rahe ho... Koi baat nahi aaj se pahle Universe me aisa khatra hoga humne uss par gaur nahi kiya... Koi baat nahi humari jald hi mulakat hogi... Tab tum napunsak kidon-makodon par humre fauj ki chhoti si tukdi hi hawi hogi... Ye jitni tadat se mere vansaj gaye hain... Uska chhota sa hissa bhi kafi hota yadi wo tumhare jamin...
Nischal:- Ruk be chomu... Ye bata tere hisab se yahan ke liye kitni fauj kafi hogi...
Astak:- Javo ki 10 hazar ki tukdi hi tumhe tumhari aukaad dikha degi...
Nandni:- "Na be joker ye attitude aata kahan hai tum me... Nischal abhi 5 lakh se upar ki fauj ko yahan utarne ka rasta batayega... Aur hum teeno yahan baith'kar commentry karenge aur tere jokergiri ke kayi namuno ko marte dekhenge"...
"Sale yadi tu haar gaya to jaisa ki mere doston ne wada kiya tha ki wo teri jamin par honge aur un 40 hazar ki lash wahin girayenge, jo yaham ke masoom ko chaba'kar gaye the... Bus harna to un 40 hazar ke sath apni sena bhejna... Wo kya hai na malal na rahe ki wahan gaye aur faltu me sabo chid-faad diya Nischal ne, aur jise maarna tha usse maar na paye...
Astak:- Haaa haaa haaa haa..
Nischal:- Abe chutiye hasna baad me, haan ya na bol jaldi... Warna meri bahan tere Javo ko wahin Universe me vilin kar degi aur humare sath jude Middle Universe ke baki log tere joker'giri ke aur namune dekh nahi payenge…
Nischal ki baat par Astak ne shart manjoor kar liya... Nischal ne turant Astak ke sare viman ke ander ki visuals lena shuru kiya... Kuchh hi der me Astak ke confirmation ke baad Nischal, Javo se sampark karte...
"Sun be chutiye… Najayaj paidaish ko naam dene wale tere baap Astak ne mujhe challnge kiya hai ki tere 10 hazar ki fauj kafi hai humare liye..... Rasta main batata hun... Jaldi karega to tere 5 se 10 lakh log mere jamin par honge... Hawai humle me fisadi sabit huye, jamin par kuchh takkar dena tum napunsak 12-15 bij ke natijon...
Javo, pure aawesh me.… "Hum jab wahan honge".…
Dr Ansh:- Chup me kutte... Abhi yahan aa hi raha hai na to kar'ke bata na kya krega.… Muh se kaahe hag raha hai...
Nischal aur Nandni dono hairani se ghurte.… "O Teri doctor sahab"…."Ansh baby.. tum to surprise machine ho gaye... Kabhi-kabhi lambe jhatke de jate ho"…
Ansh:- Areee bus bhi karo aur pahle mujhe ye batao ki yahan se jab tum dono live commentary karoge, to kya wahan Jivisha akeli ladegi.…
Nischal aur Nandni dono ek sath...… "Ab bol diya so bol diya... Jo hoga dekha jayega"….
Oh ho to jivisha dukh aur gam me dubi baithi hai..aur ye nishchal ko wo piddi dragon hul de rhe hai ..nandu aur ansh doc bhi padhar liye aur nishchal ka mood achchha kar diye apne bato se...doc sab ko pani me kudane ke liye naddu ka wo kahana wakai majedar tha...aur ab to ansh doc bhi besharam ho gaye hai...aur ab aate hai asatak pe uss bechare ka to iss nandu aur nisy ne kah ke le li aur lage hath ansh doc bhi dialogue pel Diya ..agar sach me asatak doc ke samne aa jaye to bechare doc kahi to hi na de aur kahe ki Meri jaban tut gayi thi ,dhoke se nikal gaya, are mammi mar hi jaunga, .....
Ek baat abhi Tak samajh nhi aayi wo ye ki jab super bhikhari bhi dark universe me ghusate hi maar Diya jata tha to ye nishchal and team unki itna kaise Baja rahe hai ..aur ek baat nishchal and team kan kholkar sun lo wo dark universe ka king hai asatak abala aur tum log Baja rhe ho samajh ke usse tabala eee na chalbo re eee na chalbo.....
Aaj phir Kai dino se nishchal sex se wanchit rah gaya so
# justice for nishchal
# justice for nishchal
# justice for nishchal
# justice for nishchal
# justice for nishchal
hai udhar. Kahani par pahunchne ke liye story title par ulgi karne ka...
har line me maja tha
.matlab abhi uske paas marnewalo ki kami nahi hai ...
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