Update 4
Ek bar me stage pe 4 5 ladkiyan naach rahi thi bar me kafi bheed thi kai log unpe not uda rahe wahi kuch khamoshi se baithe hue unka nach dekh rahe the aur kuch sirf sharab peene me magan the usi stage theek upar ek cabin bana hua tha jisme is waqt teen log ek doosre ke samne baithe hue the un mese ek kahta .
Pahla wyakti – dekhiye agar aap hum se maal lete hai toh purity aur safety dono ki poori gurantee humri hogi aap chahe toh market se pata kar lijiye .
Ye koi aur nahi balki rahman tha 6 feet 3 inch lamba chauda vyakti dekhne saaf pata chalta hai ki wo ek wrestler hai magar is waqt wo ek acche salesman ki tarah apna product bech raha tha.
Samne baithe hue ek wyakti ne kaha .
Wyakti – sir hai mr rahman we will do bussiness with but agar koi problem hui toh aap jante hai ki kya ho skta hai .
Rahman – you don’t worry about that .
Wo dono khade ho jate hai aur un mese ek kahta hai .
Wyatki – theek mr rahman hum apko apna order phone pe bata denge .
Rahman – theek hai .
Wo dono kamre se bahar nikal jate hai aur rahman cigarette jala kar peene lagta hai kuch der baad uska ek admi andar aata hai .
Admi – bhai abdul aaya hai apse milna chahta hai .
Rahman – theek hai bhejo .
Kuch der baad ek rahman ki hi kad kathi wala wyakti kamre me dakhil hota hai aur andar aate hi rahman ko adab se salam karta hai rahman use baithne ka ishara karta hai .
Rahman – bolo abdul kya khabar laye ho .
Abdul – bhai commissioner krishmurti aapko raste se hatane ke liye apni poori taqat laga raha .
Rahman muskurate hue kahta hai .
Rahman – wo mera kuch nahi bigad payega legally toh bilkul nahi .
Abdul – isiliye toh wo shiva ko doodne me laga hua hai .
Rahman – kya shiva jinda hai .
Abdul – han bhai agar nahi hota toh commissioner use kyu talash karta .
Rahman – tum jante ho ki wo kaha hai .
Abdul – nahi bhai maine apne sare ladke isi kam pe laga diye hai jald hi pata chal jayega .
Rahman – very good ye lo .
Kahkar rahman ne noto ka ek bundal use diya abdul ne bandal liya aur waha se chala gya.
Wahi dosri taraf rahul aur baki uski sathi pareshan the ki ab wo log camping pe kaise jayenge .
Rohan – yar ab kya karenge .
Rahul – wahi mai bhi soch raha hu .
Shaks – waise tum log jungal kyu jaa rahe .
Toh un mese ek ladki kahti .
Ladki – sir wo humri college ki chhuttiya shuru ho gai thi toh socha thoda adventure hi kar le magar Ab toh lagta hai ki kuch nahi ho sakta.
Usne mayus ho kar kaha tabhi chhote bol padta hai .
Chhote – ho kyu nahi sakta .
Kahkar usne apne guru ki taraf dekha us shaks ne chhote se turant kaha .
Shaks – nahi bilkul nahi mai inhe leke jungal nahi ja raha .
Chhote – chalo na guru dekho kitne Mayoos hai bichare aur waise bhi mujhe jungal dekhne ka bahut man hai .
Shaks – kyu jungal me tere kaunse rishtedar hai.
Chhote – mai kuch nahi janta aap mujhe aur in logo ko jungal leke ja rahe ho bas .
Usne zid karte hue kaha aur us shaks ki taraf apni peeth kar li toh wo shaks uske paas jata hai aur uske samne ghutno pe baith ke kahtA.
Shaks – aur agar jungal me sher aa gya toh .
Chhote – tum kisi sher se kam ho kya .
Shaks har si manta hua kahta hai .
Shaks – theek hai mai gadi nikal ke lata hu tu mera kala wala bag nikal le .
Rahul – magar gadi toh kharab hai .
Chhote – tum kya samjhte ho sirf tumhari hi gadi hai apne paas bhi hai kyu guru .
Wo shaks koi jawab nahi deta aur garage ke bahar chala jata hai uske jate hi ek ladki chhote ko kiss kar leti hai .
Chhote apna gal poochte hue kahta hai .
Chhote – dekho mai pahle hi bata deta hu mujh pe line mat maro meri already hi ek girlfriend hai aur han ek aur baat guru se jayad bakwas mat karne .
Rahul – accha theek ab chale .
Chhote – pahle apna naam batao .
Toh ek ladki kahti – mera naam nidhi hai ye rahul ye rohan aur jo tum pe line mar rahi uska naam hai nisha .
Sabhi andar bate kar rahe the aur wo shaks bahar aake ek gadi se kapda hata deta hai yeek self modified hunter jeep thi kale rang ki model kafi purana tha magar kafi maintain ki hui thi wo shaks us jeep ko start karta hai aur garage ke samne jake rok deta hai aur horn bajata hai sabhi log Scorpio me se saman nikal kar bahar aate hai sabhi ke muh se ek sath waao nikal jata hai tabhi chhote kahta hai .
Chhote – are hato mujhe rasta do ye bag kitna bhari hai guru uthao ise mujhse nahi uth raha pata nahi kya bhar rakha hai isme aaj tak mujhe nhi dikhaya .
Wo shaks chhote ke paas ata hai aur kahta .
Shaks – la de jab waqt ayega tab dikha bhi dunga ki isme kya rakha .
Wo us bag ko bade aram se utha leta hai usne is waqt ek blue lower aur black t shirt pahn rakhi thi bag uthane se uska daya bazu phool gaya tha nisha uska bazu badi hairani se dekh rahi thi .
Shaks – ab chalna hai ki nahi .
Sabhi log jeep me baith jate nisha driver ki bagal wali seat pe baith jati aur rohan rahul aur nidhi peeche baith jate hai toh chhote kahta hai .
Chhote – mai kaha baithu .
Nisha – meri god me .
Chhote apne mathe pe haath rakh ke kahta hai .
Chhote – maine bola na meri ek girlfriend hai.
Kah kar wo seedhe rohan ki god me baith jata hai jisse sabhi log hasne lagte hai siway us shaks ke .
Chhote – mai baith gya guru ab gadi chalao .
Wo shaks gadi dauda deta .
Kaun hai ye shaks kyu hai ye itna khamosh kya hoga jungal me kyu shiva ke aane ki khabar sunke rahman hai pareshan kya hoga jungal janne ke liye saath bane rahe.
