Update 3
Supriya mujhe phone karke ghar pe aane ka invitation deti hai, aur mai haan kar deta hun. Mujhe sirf dinner bolke bulaaya tha.
Mai unke ghar pe pahunchta hun. Supriya gate kholti hai ar sabse introduce karvati hai. Sab bahut jyada hi tyar hoke baithe the.
Supriya
Anjali
Prachi
Maine poocha, ki koi occasion hai kya? Mujhe to sirf dinner ka pta tha.
Anjali boli, kuch nahi hai, hum kahin baahar to jaate nahi to aise occasions pe hi tyar ho jaate hai. Fir hm baithe aur baatein karne lage. Prachi aur Anjali kitchen me gayi to fir Supriya ne mujhse poocha, Ki Prachi kaisi lagi?
Me - theek hai but aise kyo pooch rahi ho?
Sup – Hmlog Prachi ke liye ladka dhoondh rahe hai, to maine socha ki mujhe to sabse eligible lagta hai kam se kam usse to pooch lun.
Me – Mujhe laga tha apko romance karne ka mauka milega ap to shaadi ke chakkar me fansa rahi ho.
Sup – Acha bachuu.. Thoda bahut flirt kar liya to aisa sochte ho mere baare me.
Me – Ladke to bina flirt kiye bhi kya kya soch lete hai, mai to fir apke flirt karne ke baad aisa soch rha hun.
Tabhi Anjali aa jaati hai.
Sup – Agar tumhe hmari Prachi pasand hai to btao, hm baat aage badhaate hai.
Anjali – Haan beta, agar tumhe sab kuch pasand hai to fir hm tumhare ghar waalon se mil lete hai ar Rishta pakka karte hai.
Me – Aunty, mujhe ap sab bahut ache lage. Aur mai shaadi karne ka bhi soch rha hun but..
Supriya – Mai Suppi ar meri didi Aunty? Tu to abhi se rishta banane laga. Aur agar tujhe sab bahut ache lage to Prachi ko biwi bana le aur hm dono ko apni saas. Sab tere. Chal pehle Prachi se baat to kar le. Prachi beta, jao inko apne balcony waala view dikha do.
Fir hm dono balcony me aa jaate hai.
Prachi – I am sorry, mujhe nahi pta tha ki apko bula ke fansa degi maasi.
Me – Apko sorry bolne ki jarurat nahi hai, Supriya meri dost hai to ye sab chalta hai. Ap btayie, apko shaadi karni hai?
Prachi – Karni to hai but mummy se door se rehne ka soch ke dar lagta hai aur papa ke jaane ke baad maasi ne jitna khayal Rakha hai hm dono ka, mujhe lagta hai ki agar mai shadi karke chali jaun aur maasi office chali jaaye to maa akele ho jayegi, ar ye sochke mera dil baith jaata hai.
Me – Agar ye problem mai solve kar dun to?
Prachi – To mujhe shaadi karne me koi problem nahi hai. Agar ap mujhe dhang se nahi rakhoge tab bhi chalega.
Me – Shaadi karunga to dhang se kyo nahi rakhunga but apko mere baare me kuch pta bhi hai?
Prachi – Maasi ar mummy baatein kar rhe to maine suna, ki ap maasi ke office me kaam karte ho, apke ghar me koi nahi hai ar apki kuch girlfriends bhi thi ar apko (sharmaate hue) bade boobs ki ladkiyaan pasand hai.
Me – Ye Suppi mere peeth peeche ye sab baatein karti hai?
Prachi – mummy apke baare me pooch rahi thi to bta diya, mujhe nahi lagta ki vo kisi aur ko aise bolegi.
Me – To ye sab sun ke baad bhi tum shaadi ke liye tyar ho?
Prachi – Girl Friends to lagbhag sabhi ke hote hai ajkal to mujhe koi problem nahi hai. (Jaan boojh kar boobs wali baat skip kar gayi)
Me – Theek hai but mere baare me ek cheez aur hai jo Supriya ko nahi pta hai, vo ye hai ki mujhe ladkiyan sexy kapdo me pasand hai. Meri maid/cook tak sab sexy ban ke mere pas aati hai. Ar shaadi ke baad mai apse bhi yahi expect karunga. Mujhe bas yahi chahiye.
Prachi – Maine kabhi aise kapde nahi pehne, to thoda awkward lagega.
Me – Ap kaunsa bahar jaate ho, ghar me Dheere Dheere ho jaayega. Ar mai apko pehle din se vaisa karne ko nahi bol rha. But apko koshish karni hogi.
Prachi – Fir theek hai, mai promise karti hun but ap apna promise kaise pura karoge?
Me – Vo ap mujhpe chhod do.
To be continued ..