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UPDATE 52
Mai- kaya nahi...... Ek minute tumnai mera mind read kiya
Janu - kaya hua didi mujhe bhi to batoo
Sona- tumhare andar kalii sakatiya hai jisse yeh apni sakatiya de kar khatam karenge
Tenno ke hosh udd gaye (kaamini/arav/janu)
Mai - sab baate baand karo aur sab yaha sai jaoo bhar mere pass time nahi hai jada
Sona - mat karoo aisa tum kamjor pad jaayoge
Maine usse khicha - dhyaan sai dekho eeski taraf essnai khuch naa janete hue bhi mujhesai payaar kiya tum kaya cahati ho ki mai apni jara si takat ke liye esse unn saktiyon ke hawale kar do
Janu mere pass aayi- yeh sahi kah rahi hai aap mujhe mar janne doo
Mai - chup karo koi khuch nhi bolega
Sona - aap khuch apni de do aur mai apni
Mai - tum samajhati kyu nahi mai tum sab sai ek jaisa payaar karata hu mai tumhe dard nahi de sakata janu ka face kala pad raha tha sab log bhaar jao abhi
Maine sabko jabardasti bhar bhej diya aur lock laga diya
Mai- janu baby kaya tumhe mujhe par pura bharosha hai naa
Janu- apni jaan sai bhi jada par aap yeh mat karoo
Mai- kyu piccha chhudana hai kaya
Janu- aap piche pade hi kaha abhi
Mai- baby apne kapde utar doh
Janu- kaya..k....pade
Mai- aare ha jaldi karo time kam hai
Woo toda sharama rahi thi par ussnai kapde dheere dheere utare
Ab wo bus two piece mai thi
Mai- yeh bhi utaar do
Janu- ye ..hhh bhi
Usske haath pair ki naashe kali pad rahi thi
Maine aage bhad kar uss gale lagaya aur usski bra ka hook khol diya Aur uske kaan mai
Mai- ab tum late jao
Wo bina khuch bole late gayi maine dherre sai uski panty bhi uttar di ussnai aakhe band kar rakhi thi
Mai dher naa karate hue mantra pada aur jaise hi usske mathe par rakha
Mai jakar darwaje sai takaraya
Usse mathe sai ek kaala dhund nikala aur
Ek dayaan ka roop le liya
Dayaan - yeh sharir tujhe nahi dungi
Maine apni talwar nikali aur usspar war kiya par khuch nahi hua
Dayaan - teri yeh jadui talwar kuch nahi kar sakati samaja
Ussnai paas kee pade knife ko apni powers sai uthaya aur dekhete dekhete wo 15 knife ho jaye uss nai saare mere taraf chhod diye
Sab ki mere aar par ho gayi aur mai gate par tang gaya
Dayaan - tuh mayawi lagata hai abhi tak zinda hai par jada dher nahi mera khoon darwage ke nicche sai hota hua bhar jaane laga
Jisse dekh kar wo teeno shor machane lagae woh chalu bhar tak chale gaye the
Maine phir wahi manta padha aur hath aage kiya mere talwar sai neele rang ki ek roshani nikali aur uss dayaan par paddi wo whi jal kar rakh ke dher mai badal gayi
Aur saare knife bhi jal kar raakh ho gaye
Ab mera khoon baehanna band hua mai aage bhada to dekha janu roo rahi hai aur dari hui hai
Mai- naa Janu daro mat ab woh nahi aayegi abb
Janu- please mujh baacha loo mere pet mai darad ho raha bhaut tezz
Maine use phir leta diya tabhi arav khidaki tod kar andar aane laga
Mai jhat sai janu ke upar late gaya aur usse dhak liya aur chaddar daalnai laga
Arav- kaya ho rha hai yeha aur woh khoon aur janu ess halat mai tuh kar kaya rha hai
Meere bolane sai phle hi
Janu- bhai aap jao yaha sai
Arav - yaha kaya ho rha hai
Janu- agar aap nahi gaye to aapki bhen mar jayegi
Arav bina khuch bole waha sai chala gaya
Mai agala mantra padha aur uski naabhi par rakha usske aakho sai dard kam honne laga phir maine uski yoni par rakha
Mere body mai etna pain hone laga ki ees sai accha mai mar hi jau yeh lag raha thaa mujhe
Yeh sab aisa thaa jaise koi khoon chus raha hoo meri body sai
Par maine haath nahi hataya mere body sai ek white roshani nikali aur uski body mai chali gayi
Mere haath ekdum dheele lag rahe the
Par maine himmat kar ke tisara mantra bhi padha aur usske paro ke anghuthe par rakha to uska sharir hawa mai utha aur nicche aa gaya
Mere share par chhoto ke nishan ban Gaye par thodi dheer baad khatam ho gaye
Maine janu ki taraf dekha woh Ekdum chamak rahi thi kisi heere (diamond ) Jaisi
Janu abb sach mei ekdum khoobsurat lag rahi
Janu - yeh kaya ho raha hai aapki aakh laal ho gayi hai yeh sab meri vajaha sai hua hai
Mai dheere sai - baby aisa mat kaho mera ek hisha tumhara hai bus todha thkawat ho rahi hai yeh bolata hua mai aage ki taraf gira aur janu nai mujhe pakad liyaa
Bhar koi gate knock kar raha tha
Janu mujhe side mai lita le - aap lato yaha mai dekhati hu
Mai- us sai phele kapde phen loo
Wo bathroom mai chali gayi
Phir nock hua
Maine Kudh ko sambhala aur gate khola
Kaamini - kaya hua meri bacchi kaha hai
woh etna bol paayi mai phir aage ki gira arav nai mujhe pakad liya
Sona mere face ko chukar - dev dev aap thik toh ho naa
awwaz sun ke janu jaldi sai bahar aayi aur mere paas akar
Janu - aapsai bola thaa naa araam kariye phir kyu gaye aur aap logo ko chain nahi kaya khat khat kiye jaa rahe gate pe
Kaamini - beta yeh sab kaya hai tum aur sona aur janu yeh sab kaya ho raha hai
Janu - haa phele yeh jaan lo aap aur kuch nahi dikh raha andhi ho kaya aap bus sab apni beti aur beta dikhata hai
Arav - chup ho jaa tuh janu aur maa aap phele jakar juice bana kar laoo dekho mera yaar kitana kamzor pad gaya hai
pata nahi yaha kaya kaya hua hai
woh chali gayi
Janu apna haath aage karati aur apni kalayi ko ghumati hai mera body kaa nicche gira hua blood jaise chamaka hua ekdum saaf ho aur janu nai ussko nasho pe haath rakha woh mere andar chala gaya
sab dekh ke chauk gaye mai bhi aakhir yeh kaya thaa
Janu phir mere maathe ko chum leti hai
Janu - abb kam sai kam ess janam mai toh hume apna karzdaar mat banaoo
waha kisi ke janu ke yeh baat samajh nahi aayi
Janu - pata nahi kaha reh gayi maa mai bhi jaati hu
Arav- haa tuh jaa bhai puri baat batyega
Sona - mai baatati huu unnhe pareshan naa karo
Ussnai saari baate batayi ki andar kaya hua tha kyuki woh bhar sai humre humare sare dimag ki baato ko samajh rahi thi
Udhar janu ko dekh kaamini thoda hairan thi ki etani jaldi woh etnai khoobsurat aur acchi kaise hoo gayi
To janu nai joh bhi dekha tha apni maa ko bata diya juice banate banate hue
Thodi hi der baad woh dono plate mai kch lekar aayi
Aur mere paas janu beth gayi aur sona mere shir ko sehala rahi thai par jabsai janu nai woh kuch jadui saa kiya tha mai jaise kaafi thik saa feel kar raha thaa
Thoda rest karnai sai dard bhi kam hua
tha
Mai uth kar betha aur
Janu - lo yeh kah lo todha aacha lagega aur juice bhi pi lo
Kaamini ji mere pair dabane lagi
Mai- yeh aap kaya kar rhi aisa mat kariye
Kaamini - joh tumnai meri beti aur bete ke liye kiya hai uska aehsaan kaise chukaungu yeh toh kuch nahi
Mai- aisa bol kar aap paraya kar rahi hai aap sab mere apne hi ho aur apne pe aehsaan nahi hota kisi bhi chiz kaa
Janu- haa essmai koi shak nahi ki hum sab ek hi family hai
Mai - accha ab hum chalate hai
Arav - abe teri tabiyat thik nahi hai aaj ruk jaa
Mai - abe tuh to janta hai bus mai thak jata huu bimar nahi padata aur abb thik lag raha hai janu ki wajagh sai
Sona - aaj yehi ruk lete hai naa
Mai - aree nahi naa kaha naa
Phir maine janu ko thoda samjhaya aur waha sai car lekar ghar pahucha
Mai- kaya nahi...... Ek minute tumnai mera mind read kiya
Janu - kaya hua didi mujhe bhi to batoo
Sona- tumhare andar kalii sakatiya hai jisse yeh apni sakatiya de kar khatam karenge
Tenno ke hosh udd gaye (kaamini/arav/janu)
Mai - sab baate baand karo aur sab yaha sai jaoo bhar mere pass time nahi hai jada
Sona - mat karoo aisa tum kamjor pad jaayoge
Maine usse khicha - dhyaan sai dekho eeski taraf essnai khuch naa janete hue bhi mujhesai payaar kiya tum kaya cahati ho ki mai apni jara si takat ke liye esse unn saktiyon ke hawale kar do
Janu mere pass aayi- yeh sahi kah rahi hai aap mujhe mar janne doo
Mai - chup karo koi khuch nhi bolega
Sona - aap khuch apni de do aur mai apni
Mai - tum samajhati kyu nahi mai tum sab sai ek jaisa payaar karata hu mai tumhe dard nahi de sakata janu ka face kala pad raha tha sab log bhaar jao abhi
Maine sabko jabardasti bhar bhej diya aur lock laga diya
Mai- janu baby kaya tumhe mujhe par pura bharosha hai naa
Janu- apni jaan sai bhi jada par aap yeh mat karoo
Mai- kyu piccha chhudana hai kaya
Janu- aap piche pade hi kaha abhi
Mai- baby apne kapde utar doh
Janu- kaya..k....pade
Mai- aare ha jaldi karo time kam hai
Woo toda sharama rahi thi par ussnai kapde dheere dheere utare
Ab wo bus two piece mai thi
Mai- yeh bhi utaar do
Janu- ye ..hhh bhi
Usske haath pair ki naashe kali pad rahi thi
Maine aage bhad kar uss gale lagaya aur usski bra ka hook khol diya Aur uske kaan mai
Mai- ab tum late jao
Wo bina khuch bole late gayi maine dherre sai uski panty bhi uttar di ussnai aakhe band kar rakhi thi
Mai dher naa karate hue mantra pada aur jaise hi usske mathe par rakha
Mai jakar darwaje sai takaraya
Usse mathe sai ek kaala dhund nikala aur
Ek dayaan ka roop le liya
Dayaan - yeh sharir tujhe nahi dungi
Maine apni talwar nikali aur usspar war kiya par khuch nahi hua
Dayaan - teri yeh jadui talwar kuch nahi kar sakati samaja
Ussnai paas kee pade knife ko apni powers sai uthaya aur dekhete dekhete wo 15 knife ho jaye uss nai saare mere taraf chhod diye
Sab ki mere aar par ho gayi aur mai gate par tang gaya
Dayaan - tuh mayawi lagata hai abhi tak zinda hai par jada dher nahi mera khoon darwage ke nicche sai hota hua bhar jaane laga
Jisse dekh kar wo teeno shor machane lagae woh chalu bhar tak chale gaye the
Maine phir wahi manta padha aur hath aage kiya mere talwar sai neele rang ki ek roshani nikali aur uss dayaan par paddi wo whi jal kar rakh ke dher mai badal gayi
Aur saare knife bhi jal kar raakh ho gaye
Ab mera khoon baehanna band hua mai aage bhada to dekha janu roo rahi hai aur dari hui hai
Mai- naa Janu daro mat ab woh nahi aayegi abb
Janu- please mujh baacha loo mere pet mai darad ho raha bhaut tezz
Maine use phir leta diya tabhi arav khidaki tod kar andar aane laga
Mai jhat sai janu ke upar late gaya aur usse dhak liya aur chaddar daalnai laga
Arav- kaya ho rha hai yeha aur woh khoon aur janu ess halat mai tuh kar kaya rha hai
Meere bolane sai phle hi
Janu- bhai aap jao yaha sai
Arav - yaha kaya ho rha hai
Janu- agar aap nahi gaye to aapki bhen mar jayegi
Arav bina khuch bole waha sai chala gaya
Mai agala mantra padha aur uski naabhi par rakha usske aakho sai dard kam honne laga phir maine uski yoni par rakha
Mere body mai etna pain hone laga ki ees sai accha mai mar hi jau yeh lag raha thaa mujhe
Yeh sab aisa thaa jaise koi khoon chus raha hoo meri body sai
Par maine haath nahi hataya mere body sai ek white roshani nikali aur uski body mai chali gayi
Mere haath ekdum dheele lag rahe the
Par maine himmat kar ke tisara mantra bhi padha aur usske paro ke anghuthe par rakha to uska sharir hawa mai utha aur nicche aa gaya
Mere share par chhoto ke nishan ban Gaye par thodi dheer baad khatam ho gaye
Maine janu ki taraf dekha woh Ekdum chamak rahi thi kisi heere (diamond ) Jaisi
Janu abb sach mei ekdum khoobsurat lag rahi
Janu - yeh kaya ho raha hai aapki aakh laal ho gayi hai yeh sab meri vajaha sai hua hai
Mai dheere sai - baby aisa mat kaho mera ek hisha tumhara hai bus todha thkawat ho rahi hai yeh bolata hua mai aage ki taraf gira aur janu nai mujhe pakad liyaa
Bhar koi gate knock kar raha tha
Janu mujhe side mai lita le - aap lato yaha mai dekhati hu
Mai- us sai phele kapde phen loo
Wo bathroom mai chali gayi
Phir nock hua
Maine Kudh ko sambhala aur gate khola
Kaamini - kaya hua meri bacchi kaha hai
woh etna bol paayi mai phir aage ki gira arav nai mujhe pakad liya
Sona mere face ko chukar - dev dev aap thik toh ho naa
awwaz sun ke janu jaldi sai bahar aayi aur mere paas akar
Janu - aapsai bola thaa naa araam kariye phir kyu gaye aur aap logo ko chain nahi kaya khat khat kiye jaa rahe gate pe
Kaamini - beta yeh sab kaya hai tum aur sona aur janu yeh sab kaya ho raha hai
Janu - haa phele yeh jaan lo aap aur kuch nahi dikh raha andhi ho kaya aap bus sab apni beti aur beta dikhata hai
Arav - chup ho jaa tuh janu aur maa aap phele jakar juice bana kar laoo dekho mera yaar kitana kamzor pad gaya hai
pata nahi yaha kaya kaya hua hai
woh chali gayi
Janu apna haath aage karati aur apni kalayi ko ghumati hai mera body kaa nicche gira hua blood jaise chamaka hua ekdum saaf ho aur janu nai ussko nasho pe haath rakha woh mere andar chala gaya
sab dekh ke chauk gaye mai bhi aakhir yeh kaya thaa
Janu phir mere maathe ko chum leti hai
Janu - abb kam sai kam ess janam mai toh hume apna karzdaar mat banaoo
waha kisi ke janu ke yeh baat samajh nahi aayi
Janu - pata nahi kaha reh gayi maa mai bhi jaati hu
Arav- haa tuh jaa bhai puri baat batyega
Sona - mai baatati huu unnhe pareshan naa karo
Ussnai saari baate batayi ki andar kaya hua tha kyuki woh bhar sai humre humare sare dimag ki baato ko samajh rahi thi
Udhar janu ko dekh kaamini thoda hairan thi ki etani jaldi woh etnai khoobsurat aur acchi kaise hoo gayi
To janu nai joh bhi dekha tha apni maa ko bata diya juice banate banate hue
Thodi hi der baad woh dono plate mai kch lekar aayi
Aur mere paas janu beth gayi aur sona mere shir ko sehala rahi thai par jabsai janu nai woh kuch jadui saa kiya tha mai jaise kaafi thik saa feel kar raha thaa
Thoda rest karnai sai dard bhi kam hua
tha
Mai uth kar betha aur
Janu - lo yeh kah lo todha aacha lagega aur juice bhi pi lo
Kaamini ji mere pair dabane lagi
Mai- yeh aap kaya kar rhi aisa mat kariye
Kaamini - joh tumnai meri beti aur bete ke liye kiya hai uska aehsaan kaise chukaungu yeh toh kuch nahi
Mai- aisa bol kar aap paraya kar rahi hai aap sab mere apne hi ho aur apne pe aehsaan nahi hota kisi bhi chiz kaa
Janu- haa essmai koi shak nahi ki hum sab ek hi family hai
Mai - accha ab hum chalate hai
Arav - abe teri tabiyat thik nahi hai aaj ruk jaa
Mai - abe tuh to janta hai bus mai thak jata huu bimar nahi padata aur abb thik lag raha hai janu ki wajagh sai
Sona - aaj yehi ruk lete hai naa
Mai - aree nahi naa kaha naa
Phir maine janu ko thoda samjhaya aur waha sai car lekar ghar pahucha
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UPDATE 53
Hum dono andar gaye jaha sab bethe hue the
Maa tulsi di mujhe deketi hi mere pass aayi aur mere gaale lag gayi
Maa - kaha tha badmass naa koi phone na khuch ha
Mai - aare maa kam hi aisa tha na aap to sab janati ho
Tulsi - haa joker banene ka bada shok chadha hai tujhe
Mai - didi kam sai kam aap to majak mat uddao
Tulsi - chal chal jhutte didi kehata hai ek baar bhi phone nahi kiya pata hai tujhe agar tuh na aata to mai aa jati wha kal
Mai- kyu aisa kyu
Maa nai halaka sa payaar bahara chapat mara
Maa - kal rakhi hai naa
Mai- oye teri ki
Tulsi - kaya hua
Mai - didi tumhari 6-7 bhene aur hai
Sab ke sab ek sath - kaya
Mai - ha wha par mujhe apni didi mile thi aur mujhe apni pichali life ke baare mai bataya
Tulsi didi ka muh niche latak gaya aur woh mujhe chhod kar aage badh gayi
Maine maa ko chhoda aur didi ko pakad liya
Mai- aare baba kaya huaa aapko
Tulsi - ab tuh hume chod kar chala jayega
Mai- pagal ho kaya agar aisa hota to aap ki jagah unke pass hota
Tulsi didi nai mujhe gale laga liya
Tulsi - etna pyaar karta hai kaya hum sabko
Mai- ab mera pyaar koi current to hai nahi to naap loo bus hai to hai
Dad - bhaut baadi baddi baate aa gayi hai tujhe mujhe bhul gaya
Maine aage bhad kar unka pair chhua
Dad - hamesha khush raho
Mai- sorry dad wo eenke chakkar mai aap ko bhul gaya
Tulsi - oye party badal di
Mai- haa mardo ko saath rahana hi accha hai
Sona - to phir hamre pass mat aana
Mai- wo.....wo...hh ...mai to bus esse hi dialogue maar raha tha
Dad nai mere kaan pakade - badamash kahi ke abhi sai biwi ka gulam ban raha hai
Mere toh shock ho gaya
Dad - asse mat dekh mujhe tum dono ki kichadi ke baare mai sab pata hai bus dikhata nahi tha
Maa - accha hum log hi aap se baat karane ka bahana dudhate rehate the
Dad - tum yeh baat mat kaho tumnai bhi to mujhe etne dino tak kuch bataya nahi
Mai- aap log ab shuru mat ho jao aur haa aap mere pass mat aana
Tulsi- kyu
Mai- kyuki ladkiya mere pass aati hi mere liye pagal ho jati haa
Dono mujhe marane ke liye bhaagi
Tulsi- aaj to tu gaya apni didi ke saath flirt karata hai
bhaag daud karte hue jab thaka mai sofe par beth gaya
Phir kaya tha ghusso aur tappado ki barasat ho gayi ( payaar wale har baar meri maar kaa action mat samjha karo)
Dad - bus karo aur jao fresh hokar aao kuch kaag pi le
Mai- par mera kamra hai kon saa
Sona - mere room mai rahoge
Mai - na na baba kahi aur
Ussnai aur kuch bolane sai phele mere hoth apni ungli sai band kar diye aur mujhe upper room mai le gayi aur chhoda
Sona- jada masti shujh rahi hai kaya
Mai- woh to bus asse hi
Sona nai gate lock kiya
Mai- please maaf kar do aage sai nahi hoga
Sona has ke - haa haa chaloo thik hai naha lo nai kapade nikati hu
Mai naha kar vapas aaya to vaha par woh bhi vahi par mere kapdo par iron kar rahi thi
Mai - aare kaya kar rahi aase hi thik hai na
Sona- tum chup raho mera joh man karega woh karungi
Mai- aare darling mai etna dayan mat rakho ki tuhare pass sai jaane ka man naa kare
Sona- jaane bhi nahi dungi
Phir maine kapade pahen liye
Aur uss sai baate karene laga
Ek hotel ke room mai
Abb sai aadami ko A1 A2 etc likhahaunaga
A1-Hello boss wo delhi pahuch gaya par usske baad pata nahi kaha chala gaya
Boss - harmakhoro ek kaam tum logo sai nahi hoata hai
A1- boss mai pata lagata huu sayaad woh harayanna ki taraf nikal gaya hoga car sai kyuki koi flight to nahi li hai
Boss - joh bhi karo aab mai aur intazaar nahi kar sakata
Edhar
Shikha - aare pari edhar aa jara
Pari - ha didi kaya baat hai
Shikha - tuh etna udass mat raha kar
Pari - mai kaha hu
Shikaha - accha raat bhar uski photo laga kar roti raheti hai aur kehati hai ki
Pari shir niche kar leti hai
Shikha - aacha agar tuh mera ek kaam karegi too mai tujhe mai tujhe bata dungi ki woh kaha hai
Pari yeh sun kar behosh ho gayi
Shikha nai usske muh par cheete mat kar jagaya
Pari - bahaiya bhaiya kaha hai mere bhaiya mere dev
Shikha - aacha dev
Pari - didi aap majak mat karo yaha mai ek ek pal mar rahi hu unn ke liye aur aap
Shikha - dhekh mujhe pura pata nahi hai par ha sayad woh wahi hai
Pari- didi unko gaye hue ek saal hone wala hai aab bata do na
Shikha - chup ho ja bus aur mat roonna woh jald hi aayega par tuh ab ghut ghut kar jeena band kar de
Pari - aap jaisa kahogi mai vaisa karungi ek baar unn sai mila do mujhe
Shikha - meri payari bhen maine uss sai wada kiya hai ki kisi ko abhi uss ke baare mai nahi baataungi par ess ghar mai gam sabko hai par tera dhuk sabse jada hai aur me yeh seh nahi sakati
Pari - thik hai didi mai intazaar karungi kam sai kam mujhe yeh to pata chala ki woh zinda to hai
Shikha - haa par promise kar agar jab bhi uss sai mili yehi nahi batayegi ki maine tujhe bata diya hi phele hi sab
Pari has ke aashu poch ke - nahi baataungi lagata hai ki bhaiya kaa surprise dene kaa mood hai
Shikha man mai - khaas surprise hota par usse tere baare mai kuch jada yaad nahi naa humare kisi ke baare mai
Udhar
Mai kahanna kah kar ke room aa kar let gaya
Sona bhi aa gayi mere pass let gayi
Mai uski taraf karwat li aur usske baloo mai ungali ghumane laga
Sona- dev kaya yeh sab kaam jaruri hai
Mai - kyu kaaya baat hai tum kyu puch rahi ho abb
Sona- yahi ki kaya jarurat hai yeh kaam karnai ki humare sath hi raho papa ke bhaut bada business hai
Mai- tum sahi kah rhai ho mera maan nahi karata ab yeh sab karnai ka etna khoon kaharaba dekh chuka hu ki bus nafarat hogayi hai par sagi bataau kabhi kabhi lagata ki yeh sab mere sai kabhi juda nahi ho sakata hai
Sona nai mere seene par haath rakh diya - to chhod do na ab tumsai aur dhur nahi rha jata hai 7 mahine 700 saal jaise lag rahe the
Mai- mai arav sai baat karunga abb khush na
Sona - tum nai meri etni si baat ke chhodnai kaa erada bana liya hai
Mai- tum keh kar to dhekho mai kuch bhi kar sakata hu tumhare liye par mai jaan nahi de sakata
Sona- saare asshique to kahate hai ki mai tumhare liye jaan de dunga aur tum toh
Mai- agar jaan hi de dunga to tumhara dayan kon rakhega
Sona nai pair mere uupar rakh diya
Sona- accha too tum etanai bade asshique hoo
Mai- tere liye asshique kaya humnai to pina hi chood diya
Tere saath ess ahsaas sai liye humnai to jina chhod diya
Sona - humne bhi too jinna chhod diya
Taki tumhari baahaoo mai jannat paa sake
Maine usske hotho sai apna hoth laga diya
Mai- muhhhhahahahhaaaa
Sona- uhhhhhmuhhaah hhuuuuuuu
Aase hi payaar karate hue hum dono soo gaye
Hum dono andar gaye jaha sab bethe hue the
Maa tulsi di mujhe deketi hi mere pass aayi aur mere gaale lag gayi
Maa - kaha tha badmass naa koi phone na khuch ha
Mai - aare maa kam hi aisa tha na aap to sab janati ho
Tulsi - haa joker banene ka bada shok chadha hai tujhe
Mai - didi kam sai kam aap to majak mat uddao
Tulsi - chal chal jhutte didi kehata hai ek baar bhi phone nahi kiya pata hai tujhe agar tuh na aata to mai aa jati wha kal
Mai- kyu aisa kyu
Maa nai halaka sa payaar bahara chapat mara
Maa - kal rakhi hai naa
Mai- oye teri ki
Tulsi - kaya hua
Mai - didi tumhari 6-7 bhene aur hai
Sab ke sab ek sath - kaya
Mai - ha wha par mujhe apni didi mile thi aur mujhe apni pichali life ke baare mai bataya
Tulsi didi ka muh niche latak gaya aur woh mujhe chhod kar aage badh gayi
Maine maa ko chhoda aur didi ko pakad liya
Mai- aare baba kaya huaa aapko
Tulsi - ab tuh hume chod kar chala jayega
Mai- pagal ho kaya agar aisa hota to aap ki jagah unke pass hota
Tulsi didi nai mujhe gale laga liya
Tulsi - etna pyaar karta hai kaya hum sabko
Mai- ab mera pyaar koi current to hai nahi to naap loo bus hai to hai
Dad - bhaut baadi baddi baate aa gayi hai tujhe mujhe bhul gaya
Maine aage bhad kar unka pair chhua
Dad - hamesha khush raho
Mai- sorry dad wo eenke chakkar mai aap ko bhul gaya
Tulsi - oye party badal di
Mai- haa mardo ko saath rahana hi accha hai
Sona - to phir hamre pass mat aana
Mai- wo.....wo...hh ...mai to bus esse hi dialogue maar raha tha
Dad nai mere kaan pakade - badamash kahi ke abhi sai biwi ka gulam ban raha hai
Mere toh shock ho gaya
Dad - asse mat dekh mujhe tum dono ki kichadi ke baare mai sab pata hai bus dikhata nahi tha
Maa - accha hum log hi aap se baat karane ka bahana dudhate rehate the
Dad - tum yeh baat mat kaho tumnai bhi to mujhe etne dino tak kuch bataya nahi
Mai- aap log ab shuru mat ho jao aur haa aap mere pass mat aana
Tulsi- kyu
Mai- kyuki ladkiya mere pass aati hi mere liye pagal ho jati haa
Dono mujhe marane ke liye bhaagi
Tulsi- aaj to tu gaya apni didi ke saath flirt karata hai
bhaag daud karte hue jab thaka mai sofe par beth gaya
Phir kaya tha ghusso aur tappado ki barasat ho gayi ( payaar wale har baar meri maar kaa action mat samjha karo)
Dad - bus karo aur jao fresh hokar aao kuch kaag pi le
Mai- par mera kamra hai kon saa
Sona - mere room mai rahoge
Mai - na na baba kahi aur
Ussnai aur kuch bolane sai phele mere hoth apni ungli sai band kar diye aur mujhe upper room mai le gayi aur chhoda
Sona- jada masti shujh rahi hai kaya
Mai- woh to bus asse hi
Sona nai gate lock kiya
Mai- please maaf kar do aage sai nahi hoga
Sona has ke - haa haa chaloo thik hai naha lo nai kapade nikati hu
Mai naha kar vapas aaya to vaha par woh bhi vahi par mere kapdo par iron kar rahi thi
Mai - aare kaya kar rahi aase hi thik hai na
Sona- tum chup raho mera joh man karega woh karungi
Mai- aare darling mai etna dayan mat rakho ki tuhare pass sai jaane ka man naa kare
Sona- jaane bhi nahi dungi
Phir maine kapade pahen liye
Aur uss sai baate karene laga
Ek hotel ke room mai
Abb sai aadami ko A1 A2 etc likhahaunaga
A1-Hello boss wo delhi pahuch gaya par usske baad pata nahi kaha chala gaya
Boss - harmakhoro ek kaam tum logo sai nahi hoata hai
A1- boss mai pata lagata huu sayaad woh harayanna ki taraf nikal gaya hoga car sai kyuki koi flight to nahi li hai
Boss - joh bhi karo aab mai aur intazaar nahi kar sakata
Edhar
Shikha - aare pari edhar aa jara
Pari - ha didi kaya baat hai
Shikha - tuh etna udass mat raha kar
Pari - mai kaha hu
Shikaha - accha raat bhar uski photo laga kar roti raheti hai aur kehati hai ki
Pari shir niche kar leti hai
Shikha - aacha agar tuh mera ek kaam karegi too mai tujhe mai tujhe bata dungi ki woh kaha hai
Pari yeh sun kar behosh ho gayi
Shikha nai usske muh par cheete mat kar jagaya
Pari - bahaiya bhaiya kaha hai mere bhaiya mere dev
Shikha - aacha dev
Pari - didi aap majak mat karo yaha mai ek ek pal mar rahi hu unn ke liye aur aap
Shikha - dhekh mujhe pura pata nahi hai par ha sayad woh wahi hai
Pari- didi unko gaye hue ek saal hone wala hai aab bata do na
Shikha - chup ho ja bus aur mat roonna woh jald hi aayega par tuh ab ghut ghut kar jeena band kar de
Pari - aap jaisa kahogi mai vaisa karungi ek baar unn sai mila do mujhe
Shikha - meri payari bhen maine uss sai wada kiya hai ki kisi ko abhi uss ke baare mai nahi baataungi par ess ghar mai gam sabko hai par tera dhuk sabse jada hai aur me yeh seh nahi sakati
Pari - thik hai didi mai intazaar karungi kam sai kam mujhe yeh to pata chala ki woh zinda to hai
Shikha - haa par promise kar agar jab bhi uss sai mili yehi nahi batayegi ki maine tujhe bata diya hi phele hi sab
Pari has ke aashu poch ke - nahi baataungi lagata hai ki bhaiya kaa surprise dene kaa mood hai
Shikha man mai - khaas surprise hota par usse tere baare mai kuch jada yaad nahi naa humare kisi ke baare mai
Udhar
Mai kahanna kah kar ke room aa kar let gaya
Sona bhi aa gayi mere pass let gayi
Mai uski taraf karwat li aur usske baloo mai ungali ghumane laga
Sona- dev kaya yeh sab kaam jaruri hai
Mai - kyu kaaya baat hai tum kyu puch rahi ho abb
Sona- yahi ki kaya jarurat hai yeh kaam karnai ki humare sath hi raho papa ke bhaut bada business hai
Mai- tum sahi kah rhai ho mera maan nahi karata ab yeh sab karnai ka etna khoon kaharaba dekh chuka hu ki bus nafarat hogayi hai par sagi bataau kabhi kabhi lagata ki yeh sab mere sai kabhi juda nahi ho sakata hai
Sona nai mere seene par haath rakh diya - to chhod do na ab tumsai aur dhur nahi rha jata hai 7 mahine 700 saal jaise lag rahe the
Mai- mai arav sai baat karunga abb khush na
Sona - tum nai meri etni si baat ke chhodnai kaa erada bana liya hai
Mai- tum keh kar to dhekho mai kuch bhi kar sakata hu tumhare liye par mai jaan nahi de sakata
Sona- saare asshique to kahate hai ki mai tumhare liye jaan de dunga aur tum toh
Mai- agar jaan hi de dunga to tumhara dayan kon rakhega
Sona nai pair mere uupar rakh diya
Sona- accha too tum etanai bade asshique hoo
Mai- tere liye asshique kaya humnai to pina hi chood diya
Tere saath ess ahsaas sai liye humnai to jina chhod diya
Sona - humne bhi too jinna chhod diya
Taki tumhari baahaoo mai jannat paa sake
Maine usske hotho sai apna hoth laga diya
Mai- muhhhhahahahhaaaa
Sona- uhhhhhmuhhaah hhuuuuuuu
Aase hi payaar karate hue hum dono soo gaye
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Subah
Mai - mat karoo baby sonne doo
Sona - ha wahi kah rahi hu baby ka phone aa raha hai mai jhatt sai uth gaya
Maine dhekha masoom ka phone aa raha hai
Mai jahtt sai gaayb ho gaya
Sah logo chillaye mai phir gayab jo gaya
Sona- kaya hua wapas etnai jaldi
Mai- phucho mat mai waha galat jagah pahuch gaya
Sona- kaha
Mai- aare wo log bethe breakfast kah rahe the
Udhar masoom ke mami ke ghar
Mama - kon tha wo
Masoom - kaya hua hai aap logo dinn mai sapana dhekh rahae hoo
Mami- nahi chhoti koi to tha ekdum sai aaya aur gayab ho gaya
Masoom- aap log yeh baate band karo aaur woh bread dena jara shurbhi
Shurbhi - ha didi yeh loo
Edhar
Sona- tumsai kitani baar kaha hai esska este maal sambhal kar kiya karoo
Phone baja
Mai- ha hello baby
Masoom- baby ke baache mere mar jaane ke baad karate phone
Mai- aisa kyu kah rahi ho
Masoom - you cheater wha par tinn ladkiya gayi thi naa lagata hai mere sai mann bhar gaya haai gaya hai tumhara
Mai- tum yeh sab kaya socch rahi ho meri baat to sunn loo
Masoom- tum jaaoo apni unn tinno sai milo mai bhi koi aur dhudh lungi
Mai- baby baby sunno to
Call cut gayi
Sona - yehi hai aapki baby dushara dudhani jaa rahi hai
Mai- aare nahi yeh thoda gussa jada karati hai par payaar us sai bhi jada
Sona- matalb hum nahi karate
Mai- yaar tum apne par mat liya karoo
Sona- usse baby aur mujhe yaar
Mai- aarre sunno to baby baby
Wo muh fula kar nicche chali gayi
Mai - koi to baaccho eennsai ek maani nahi dusari bhi ruth gayi
Phone baja
Mai- hav baby
Masoom - cheater
Call cut
Phone ring
Mai- ha mai cheater
Arav- kaya subah subah chaddha li hai
Mai- abe tuh aur bata call kyu ki hai
Arav -yaar wo mohan sir ka phone aaya tha keh rahe the ek kaam hai emergency hai
Mai- saale teri bhi marunga aur tere mohan sir ki yaha mai chaar hisso mai bat gaya hu tinn ladkiya aur ek raw abhi to aaye hai naa phir kyu
Arav - bhai jaruri hai
Mai - bhai kissi aur sai karawa le
Arav - bhai chal naa kayi bhaut jaruri kaam hai
Mai- mai naa jaunga samjaha
Arav nai phone cut kar diya
Mai- ha saala abhi ek din hua nahi ki phir sai maine apni sona ko time bhi nahi diya
Sona gate par sunn rahi
Woh andar aa gayi
Sona - yeh kaya sunn rahi hoo kyu nahi jaa rahe maine mahak mai kaha thaa aap kisi ki madad sai picche mat hato humari wajagh sai
Mai- wohh.....abhi to aya hu
Sona - agr wo log kar paate toh aapko kehate kaya aapne aap par ghamand thik nahi hai
Mai- ghamand
Sona udhar muh karke huuuh boli
masoom ka phone aaya
Masoom - tum jaa rahe ho ki nahi
Mai- kaha
Masoom - uss mission par
Mai- aacha ussnai tumhe bata diya
Masoom - chup chap jao
Mai- thik hai jata hu jata hu
Masoom - cheater
Call cut
Sona - accha ussnai kaha to maan gayr aur meri baat nahi
Mai- aaisa kuch nahi hai
Sona - cheater
aur wo chali gayi
Yeh sale ka kaam hai chhodunga nahi
Maine arav ko phone kiya
Janu- ha jaan
Mai - tum
Janu- please chale jaoo naa bhai kitne pareshan hai bhai
Mai- thik hai tum keh rhi to chala jata huu
Janu - i love sooooo much
Mai-love u too jaan ab jara usse phone doo
Arav- haa bhai
Mai- bosideke ke ,gaandu chutiya ,tera dimag kaharaab hai sab sai kyu bata raha hai
Arav- abe yaar tuh pagal hai h
Yaar loudspeaker par tha mom dad bethe the
Mai- shit shit shit yaar yeh loudspeaker par rakhana jaruri tha
Arav - sorry bhai
Mai- chal jaa sab ko tayaaar honne ko kar shikha ke ghar aane ko kah mai aata hu unhe lenne
Arav - thik hai bahi jaisa tuh kahe aur toda gaali kam diya kar
Mai- rak saaale rak teri .......
Call end
Mai tayaar hua
Bhar aaya tu dono tyaar hokar saaj dhaj kar kahdi thi
Mai- aare didi kaya lag rahi hoo aur darling tum kiss par bijali giarnar jaa rahi ho
Sona bus ghurr rahi thi
Tulsi - tuh bhi too kisi ko marane ka erada hai kaya etna saj dhak aaya hai
Mai- aare didi aisa kaha mai bus aaase
Tulsi -chhotu chal hume chacha ke ghar janna hai
Mai- wha kyu aur dad ji kaha hai kaafi time ho gaya milla nahi
Dad - beta woh apne bhai ke saath tere chacha ke ghar par hi hai jaldi chalo
Mai-par wha kyu
Sona - kyuki mujhe bhi apne bhaiyoo ko rakkhi bandhani hai
Mai- accha yeh baat hai
Tulsi - tujje bhi wahi bandh dungi
Mai -ok chaloo phir aao haath pakado
Maa - ha challo
Sona ek minute gaadi ko bhi saath lekar challoo warana unnko kaya batayenge
Mai - chalo
Phir hum gaadi mai beth gaye aur main gaadi sahit pahuch gaya maine phele baar try kiya aur yeh kaam kar gaya
Mujhe yakin nahi haua aasa bhi kar sakata hu
Maine ghar sai kaafi dur (kam sai kam 15 km tha) laya jo area toda kam active thi sona nai batyaa thaa
Mai drive kar ke chcaha ke ghar pahucha joh ek gaav tha aur ghar ek hawali thi
Mai- yeh kitani baadi havelii hai
Tulsi - ha chacha ji ess ellake ke mla hai
Mai- aacha fhir dad ki madad kyu nahi ki
Tulsi - kyuki dad ki jaan kahtre mai thi abb chal andar lekar chal baad mai kahani sunana
Mai car ko andar lekar jakar park ki didi ko dhekh kar guad bhi khuch nahi bola
Hum sab andar gaye wha par dada ji akhabhar pad rahe the
Maine aage bhad ke unke pair chuye
Unhone nai akhabhaar hatya aur mujhe dhekh kar kadhe ho gaye aur gale laga liya ynnhonai nai ekdum pehchan liya
Dadaji -mere bache tuh aa gaya bahu anil jadli bhar aayoo dhekho kon aaya hai
Anil - arjun(dad) ke chhote bahi
Nilima - anil's wife
Abhinav - tara ka bada ladaka
Vikas - tara kaa chota ladaka
Varsha - enki ladki vikas sai badi hai
Ram singh - dilawar singh ke bhai
Geeta singh - sona ki bua
Dheeraj singh -geeta husband
Arpit - enka chhota ladaka
Sushama singh - sona 2nd bua
Susil singh - sushama husband
Sneha / dipti -enkki do ladkiya
Anil - ha babu ji kon hai
Dadaji - dhekh mera bada pota aaya hai
Maine aage jakar unka aur chachi ke pair chuuye
Anil /Nilima - jeete raho hamesha khush raho
Dad- babujj pota nahi aapka damdad hai
Chachi - kaya matlab damad
Maa - ha yeh aur sona ek dusare bhaut pyaar karate hai
Dadaji - aare waah ek saath do khushi
Chacha - beta tumhara bhaut shukriya hum mla hokar bhi khuch nahi kar paaye jon tumnai ek din mai kar diya
Mai- apne dad ko mai nahi bachaunga to beta aur damad kis kaam ka
Tulsi - chaloo agar aap logo ka bharat milap ho gaya ho rakhi baandh le
Abhinav - ja bhena hum tera hi intazar kar rahe the
Sneha - ha didi kab sai yeh sab aase bathe hai mera gift bhi nahi diya
Mai(man mai ) - abe bhul gaya
Mai - ek minute mai gift to caar mai bhul gaya
Mai dad ko lekar bhar aaya
Mai- kaya dad maine gift to liye hi nahi
Dad nai ek card diya
Mai- esski koi jarurat nahi hai par maine le liya
Dad - ja jakar jaldi le kar aa
Maine dimag lagaya
Mai - aaj shakti mere bhi khuch kaam aayengi
Maine wha ke sab ko ussi halat mai rok diya aur sidha wha sai ek mall mai pahucha aur jadi jadi 12 diamond ke neckless liye mall kaa kuch nahi rukaa thaa
Wo sab mujhe ghurane lage
Mai- aare yeh lo card jaldi karo
Sir aapka yeh card exceed hogaya
Mai- aare haa essmai to 20 lakh hi the maine baaki
Ka payement apne secret card sai kiaya jissmai maine underworld ka bhaut sara paiasa ekkhata kar taha tha
Phir ek shop sai 12 dress pack karawai aur dad ke card sai payement ki
Aur dono bag lekar ghar aaya aur sabko relax kar diya
Dad- gaya nahi abhi
Mai- aa bhi gaya yeh dhekho
Dad - acch beta la do mujhe bhi de
Mai - aap bhi bhul gaye the kaya
Dad - baap kiska hu
Maine unnhe do neckless diya aur maine maa ke liye jo saadi li woh unnhe de diya
Dad- wah beta ho tere jaisa
Dad andar gaye
Sona - yeh sab kaha rakha tha
Dad - aare picche rakha thaa
Mai - phele aap sab log bandh lo sabsai last mai bandhawaunga
Abhinav vikas mujhe ghur rahe the par
Arpit - haa sabse phle mai
Phir sab ke sab unn teeno ko bandha
Dono bua nai dad aur chacha ko
Geeta - aare bhaiya yeh aapka sabsai accha gift hai
Sushama - ha aur mehanaga bhi
Dad - aare mera sab khuch tumhara hi to hai
Mai- ruk jao bua ji abhi mera bhi rah gaya hai
Geeta - tuh to apni bhenno ko dega humme todhi
Mai - bua bhi to bhene jaise hoti hai naa
Geeta - bhaiya aap jitana eeske baare mai kaha tha uss sai badh kar hai yeh
Dadji - abhi esse sahi sai dhekha kaha hai
Ab baari meri aayi
Mai - sab ke sab ek saath bandho
Dipiti - aisa to hum phlei baar karenge
Varsha - ha maja aayega
Sab badhanai lage kabhi kisi ka hath ek sai takarata aur kabhi durae sai
Tulsi - sona edhar aa aur esska haath tight sai sidha kar ke pakad
Phir sab nai rakhi bhaadh di
Mai - yeh tulsi didi aap ka yeh seha did aap ka aur yeh tum dono ka dipiti aur varsha kaa
Abhinav mujhe kah jane janne wali nazaro sai dekh raha tha
Maine dhyaan nahi diya
Varsha - maa dhkeho kitna payara neckless aur dress hai
Chachi - ha beta bahut acchi hai
Mai - ab mera gift kaha hai
Senha - kaisa gift bhai
Mai- aare mujhe bhi to khuch milana chaiye naa
Varsha bus aap bolo
Sona- tum sab ennko ek ek payri si kiss de do
Sab nai kiss diya kissi nai gaal par to kissi nai maathe par
Phir maine bua maa aur chachi ko bhi lift diya
Chachi - eski kaya jarurat hai
Mai- hai har chij ki jarurat padati hai
Sona ka muh lataka hua tha
Mai usse side mai lekar gaya
Mai- kaya hua baby
Sona - sabke liye laaye par mere liye nahi
Mai- aisa ho skata hai
Maine ek neckless apni jeb sai nikala aur usse phenna diya
Wo khush ho gayi
Mai- bus esse hi muskurati rahoo
Sneha - aare didi apaka to sabsai beautiful hai pink jo hai
Sona- sach mai abb chalo khana kahte hai
Sab nai khanna kahaya
Mai utha hi tha ki mera phone baja
Mai- haa didi bolo
Shikha - hum sab pahuch gaye hai
Mai - aata hu
Mai - maa mai jaa raha hu ek mahina lagega
Tulsi - kal hi to aaaya tha
Chacha - kam kaya karata hai
Dad - raw ka agent hai
Mai - dad yeh kaya
Sab ke sab khaddhe ho gaye
Subah
Mai - mat karoo baby sonne doo
Sona - ha wahi kah rahi hu baby ka phone aa raha hai mai jhatt sai uth gaya
Maine dhekha masoom ka phone aa raha hai
Mai jahtt sai gaayb ho gaya
Sah logo chillaye mai phir gayab jo gaya
Sona- kaya hua wapas etnai jaldi
Mai- phucho mat mai waha galat jagah pahuch gaya
Sona- kaha
Mai- aare wo log bethe breakfast kah rahe the
Udhar masoom ke mami ke ghar
Mama - kon tha wo
Masoom - kaya hua hai aap logo dinn mai sapana dhekh rahae hoo
Mami- nahi chhoti koi to tha ekdum sai aaya aur gayab ho gaya
Masoom- aap log yeh baate band karo aaur woh bread dena jara shurbhi
Shurbhi - ha didi yeh loo
Edhar
Sona- tumsai kitani baar kaha hai esska este maal sambhal kar kiya karoo
Phone baja
Mai- ha hello baby
Masoom- baby ke baache mere mar jaane ke baad karate phone
Mai- aisa kyu kah rahi ho
Masoom - you cheater wha par tinn ladkiya gayi thi naa lagata hai mere sai mann bhar gaya haai gaya hai tumhara
Mai- tum yeh sab kaya socch rahi ho meri baat to sunn loo
Masoom- tum jaaoo apni unn tinno sai milo mai bhi koi aur dhudh lungi
Mai- baby baby sunno to
Call cut gayi
Sona - yehi hai aapki baby dushara dudhani jaa rahi hai
Mai- aare nahi yeh thoda gussa jada karati hai par payaar us sai bhi jada
Sona- matalb hum nahi karate
Mai- yaar tum apne par mat liya karoo
Sona- usse baby aur mujhe yaar
Mai- aarre sunno to baby baby
Wo muh fula kar nicche chali gayi
Mai - koi to baaccho eennsai ek maani nahi dusari bhi ruth gayi
Phone baja
Mai- hav baby
Masoom - cheater
Call cut
Phone ring
Mai- ha mai cheater
Arav- kaya subah subah chaddha li hai
Mai- abe tuh aur bata call kyu ki hai
Arav -yaar wo mohan sir ka phone aaya tha keh rahe the ek kaam hai emergency hai
Mai- saale teri bhi marunga aur tere mohan sir ki yaha mai chaar hisso mai bat gaya hu tinn ladkiya aur ek raw abhi to aaye hai naa phir kyu
Arav - bhai jaruri hai
Mai - bhai kissi aur sai karawa le
Arav - bhai chal naa kayi bhaut jaruri kaam hai
Mai- mai naa jaunga samjaha
Arav nai phone cut kar diya
Mai- ha saala abhi ek din hua nahi ki phir sai maine apni sona ko time bhi nahi diya
Sona gate par sunn rahi
Woh andar aa gayi
Sona - yeh kaya sunn rahi hoo kyu nahi jaa rahe maine mahak mai kaha thaa aap kisi ki madad sai picche mat hato humari wajagh sai
Mai- wohh.....abhi to aya hu
Sona - agr wo log kar paate toh aapko kehate kaya aapne aap par ghamand thik nahi hai
Mai- ghamand
Sona udhar muh karke huuuh boli
masoom ka phone aaya
Masoom - tum jaa rahe ho ki nahi
Mai- kaha
Masoom - uss mission par
Mai- aacha ussnai tumhe bata diya
Masoom - chup chap jao
Mai- thik hai jata hu jata hu
Masoom - cheater
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Sona - accha ussnai kaha to maan gayr aur meri baat nahi
Mai- aaisa kuch nahi hai
Sona - cheater
aur wo chali gayi
Yeh sale ka kaam hai chhodunga nahi
Maine arav ko phone kiya
Janu- ha jaan
Mai - tum
Janu- please chale jaoo naa bhai kitne pareshan hai bhai
Mai- thik hai tum keh rhi to chala jata huu
Janu - i love sooooo much
Mai-love u too jaan ab jara usse phone doo
Arav- haa bhai
Mai- bosideke ke ,gaandu chutiya ,tera dimag kaharaab hai sab sai kyu bata raha hai
Arav- abe yaar tuh pagal hai h
Yaar loudspeaker par tha mom dad bethe the
Mai- shit shit shit yaar yeh loudspeaker par rakhana jaruri tha
Arav - sorry bhai
Mai- chal jaa sab ko tayaaar honne ko kar shikha ke ghar aane ko kah mai aata hu unhe lenne
Arav - thik hai bahi jaisa tuh kahe aur toda gaali kam diya kar
Mai- rak saaale rak teri .......
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Mai tayaar hua
Bhar aaya tu dono tyaar hokar saaj dhaj kar kahdi thi
Mai- aare didi kaya lag rahi hoo aur darling tum kiss par bijali giarnar jaa rahi ho
Sona bus ghurr rahi thi
Tulsi - tuh bhi too kisi ko marane ka erada hai kaya etna saj dhak aaya hai
Mai- aare didi aisa kaha mai bus aaase
Tulsi -chhotu chal hume chacha ke ghar janna hai
Mai- wha kyu aur dad ji kaha hai kaafi time ho gaya milla nahi
Dad - beta woh apne bhai ke saath tere chacha ke ghar par hi hai jaldi chalo
Mai-par wha kyu
Sona - kyuki mujhe bhi apne bhaiyoo ko rakkhi bandhani hai
Mai- accha yeh baat hai
Tulsi - tujje bhi wahi bandh dungi
Mai -ok chaloo phir aao haath pakado
Maa - ha challo
Sona ek minute gaadi ko bhi saath lekar challoo warana unnko kaya batayenge
Mai - chalo
Phir hum gaadi mai beth gaye aur main gaadi sahit pahuch gaya maine phele baar try kiya aur yeh kaam kar gaya
Mujhe yakin nahi haua aasa bhi kar sakata hu
Maine ghar sai kaafi dur (kam sai kam 15 km tha) laya jo area toda kam active thi sona nai batyaa thaa
Mai drive kar ke chcaha ke ghar pahucha joh ek gaav tha aur ghar ek hawali thi
Mai- yeh kitani baadi havelii hai
Tulsi - ha chacha ji ess ellake ke mla hai
Mai- aacha fhir dad ki madad kyu nahi ki
Tulsi - kyuki dad ki jaan kahtre mai thi abb chal andar lekar chal baad mai kahani sunana
Mai car ko andar lekar jakar park ki didi ko dhekh kar guad bhi khuch nahi bola
Hum sab andar gaye wha par dada ji akhabhar pad rahe the
Maine aage bhad ke unke pair chuye
Unhone nai akhabhaar hatya aur mujhe dhekh kar kadhe ho gaye aur gale laga liya ynnhonai nai ekdum pehchan liya
Dadaji -mere bache tuh aa gaya bahu anil jadli bhar aayoo dhekho kon aaya hai
Anil - arjun(dad) ke chhote bahi
Nilima - anil's wife
Abhinav - tara ka bada ladaka
Vikas - tara kaa chota ladaka
Varsha - enki ladki vikas sai badi hai
Ram singh - dilawar singh ke bhai
Geeta singh - sona ki bua
Dheeraj singh -geeta husband
Arpit - enka chhota ladaka
Sushama singh - sona 2nd bua
Susil singh - sushama husband
Sneha / dipti -enkki do ladkiya
Anil - ha babu ji kon hai
Dadaji - dhekh mera bada pota aaya hai
Maine aage jakar unka aur chachi ke pair chuuye
Anil /Nilima - jeete raho hamesha khush raho
Dad- babujj pota nahi aapka damdad hai
Chachi - kaya matlab damad
Maa - ha yeh aur sona ek dusare bhaut pyaar karate hai
Dadaji - aare waah ek saath do khushi
Chacha - beta tumhara bhaut shukriya hum mla hokar bhi khuch nahi kar paaye jon tumnai ek din mai kar diya
Mai- apne dad ko mai nahi bachaunga to beta aur damad kis kaam ka
Tulsi - chaloo agar aap logo ka bharat milap ho gaya ho rakhi baandh le
Abhinav - ja bhena hum tera hi intazar kar rahe the
Sneha - ha didi kab sai yeh sab aase bathe hai mera gift bhi nahi diya
Mai(man mai ) - abe bhul gaya
Mai - ek minute mai gift to caar mai bhul gaya
Mai dad ko lekar bhar aaya
Mai- kaya dad maine gift to liye hi nahi
Dad nai ek card diya
Mai- esski koi jarurat nahi hai par maine le liya
Dad - ja jakar jaldi le kar aa
Maine dimag lagaya
Mai - aaj shakti mere bhi khuch kaam aayengi
Maine wha ke sab ko ussi halat mai rok diya aur sidha wha sai ek mall mai pahucha aur jadi jadi 12 diamond ke neckless liye mall kaa kuch nahi rukaa thaa
Wo sab mujhe ghurane lage
Mai- aare yeh lo card jaldi karo
Sir aapka yeh card exceed hogaya
Mai- aare haa essmai to 20 lakh hi the maine baaki
Ka payement apne secret card sai kiaya jissmai maine underworld ka bhaut sara paiasa ekkhata kar taha tha
Phir ek shop sai 12 dress pack karawai aur dad ke card sai payement ki
Aur dono bag lekar ghar aaya aur sabko relax kar diya
Dad- gaya nahi abhi
Mai- aa bhi gaya yeh dhekho
Dad - acch beta la do mujhe bhi de
Mai - aap bhi bhul gaye the kaya
Dad - baap kiska hu
Maine unnhe do neckless diya aur maine maa ke liye jo saadi li woh unnhe de diya
Dad- wah beta ho tere jaisa
Dad andar gaye
Sona - yeh sab kaha rakha tha
Dad - aare picche rakha thaa
Mai - phele aap sab log bandh lo sabsai last mai bandhawaunga
Abhinav vikas mujhe ghur rahe the par
Arpit - haa sabse phle mai
Phir sab ke sab unn teeno ko bandha
Dono bua nai dad aur chacha ko
Geeta - aare bhaiya yeh aapka sabsai accha gift hai
Sushama - ha aur mehanaga bhi
Dad - aare mera sab khuch tumhara hi to hai
Mai- ruk jao bua ji abhi mera bhi rah gaya hai
Geeta - tuh to apni bhenno ko dega humme todhi
Mai - bua bhi to bhene jaise hoti hai naa
Geeta - bhaiya aap jitana eeske baare mai kaha tha uss sai badh kar hai yeh
Dadji - abhi esse sahi sai dhekha kaha hai
Ab baari meri aayi
Mai - sab ke sab ek saath bandho
Dipiti - aisa to hum phlei baar karenge
Varsha - ha maja aayega
Sab badhanai lage kabhi kisi ka hath ek sai takarata aur kabhi durae sai
Tulsi - sona edhar aa aur esska haath tight sai sidha kar ke pakad
Phir sab nai rakhi bhaadh di
Mai - yeh tulsi didi aap ka yeh seha did aap ka aur yeh tum dono ka dipiti aur varsha kaa
Abhinav mujhe kah jane janne wali nazaro sai dekh raha tha
Maine dhyaan nahi diya
Varsha - maa dhkeho kitna payara neckless aur dress hai
Chachi - ha beta bahut acchi hai
Mai - ab mera gift kaha hai
Senha - kaisa gift bhai
Mai- aare mujhe bhi to khuch milana chaiye naa
Varsha bus aap bolo
Sona- tum sab ennko ek ek payri si kiss de do
Sab nai kiss diya kissi nai gaal par to kissi nai maathe par
Phir maine bua maa aur chachi ko bhi lift diya
Chachi - eski kaya jarurat hai
Mai- hai har chij ki jarurat padati hai
Sona ka muh lataka hua tha
Mai usse side mai lekar gaya
Mai- kaya hua baby
Sona - sabke liye laaye par mere liye nahi
Mai- aisa ho skata hai
Maine ek neckless apni jeb sai nikala aur usse phenna diya
Wo khush ho gayi
Mai- bus esse hi muskurati rahoo
Sneha - aare didi apaka to sabsai beautiful hai pink jo hai
Sona- sach mai abb chalo khana kahte hai
Sab nai khanna kahaya
Mai utha hi tha ki mera phone baja
Mai- haa didi bolo
Shikha - hum sab pahuch gaye hai
Mai - aata hu
Mai - maa mai jaa raha hu ek mahina lagega
Tulsi - kal hi to aaaya tha
Chacha - kam kaya karata hai
Dad - raw ka agent hai
Mai - dad yeh kaya
Sab ke sab khaddhe ho gaye
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