UPDATE - 11
Pari - batao kaya baat hai
Komal - chaloo ab mud bhi jaoo
Mai - accha thik aisa karo bhar chalo mai bus tumhe dhikha dunga
Saloni - koi jarurat nahi hai hum sab dhekene
Akash - komal kahi vahi baat to nahi hai jo mai soch rha hu
Komal - ha bikul sahi soch raha hai
Saloni - mujhe bhi to koi batao chal kaya raha hi
Sam /principal/divya /disha - hume bhi
Mai komal sai - tum nahi manogi
Komal - sawal hi nahi hotta
Pari - kaya laga rakha hai aap dono nai jaldi bhi karo jo karana hai
Phir maine aakhe band kar le ghum gaya
Sab ek sath - komal ye kaya hai
Komal - DD urf dev sai pucho
Saloni /sam /principal/divya /disha - what
Komal - ha yehi hai vo pagal jo hum sab ko bevkoof bana raha hai
Masoom - Dev ye tumhare shoulder par komal ka naam aur tatoo kyu bana hua hai matalab woh sach bol rahi thi
Sayad jab shuru mai komal nai bola tha masoom sai saloni yaa kisi nai gaur nahi kiya par abb
Saloni gaur sai dheke kar - ha ye to komal hi hai
Komal - chalo ab ye mask utaroo aur apna face dhikha do
Mai - kaisa mask ye mera asli face hai
Saloni - mera sir fat jayega ye sab kaya ho raha rahi dd hi dev hai par dd dev jaisa nahi hai yeh dd hai masoom kaa bf par body pe naam komal kaa aur aur komal dev ki gf thi mujhe abhi tak nahi pata yeh kaya hai
Abb maine socha khuch jada ho rah hai
Mai - oye meri saloni didi apne hath ka gajar ka halwa khila dena sir dard thik ho jaye gaa aur aur maine apni baahe faila di
Kuch der toh saloni didi nai dekha par phir
Saloni didi dev dev karati hui woh mere gale lag kar rone lagi
Saloni - dev mere dev tu aa gaya kaha gay tha tuh pata hai maine tujhe kitna miss kiya kaha chal gaya tha aur ye tera face aur body change kaise ho gaya 1 saal hi to dur hua tha hum sai
Mai - are are sas to le loo etna sare question ka jawab mai paper mai bhi nahi likhata hu
Saloni - etna ky tadpaya hume aur yeh sab kaya jhil faila rakaha hai
Mai - mujhe kaya maja aa raha tha mai bhi to apni doll sai milene ke liye kab sai wait kar raha the
Pari - doll kon hai
Saloni - mai aur kon
Pari - sab ke samane fulan devi aur akele mai doll waah waah
Sab ke pari ki baat sunn kar hosh mai aa jaate hai
Mai - sir ab koi aur documents du kaya
Sam - kute haramkhor
Mai - kaya kar rah hai bhen hai bhai
Phir maine baaki sb ki tarf dekha too meri to gand fat gayi
Mai - beta aaj To tu gaya
Sam - kahi nhi jane wala aaj teri dhulayi ka din so girls hamala
Phir usske baad mera jo haal hua mai bata nhi sakata hu
Girl team nai mere galo ko thapad mar mar ke laal kar diya aur akash meri jeans fadne mai laga hua yeh alag hutiya insaan hai
Masoom- bus karo aab kaya naga karoge kaya
Pari ko sab pata hone ke baad bhi mere baal noch rahi thi
Mai - aahaaaa
Saloni - ab bus bhi karoo
Mai - didi baccha lo
Principal - disha Beta bus karo ye mera office hai koi dhekh lega to pata nahi kaya hoga
Sab ko principal sir ke baat sai yaad aya ki vo ess time kaha hai disha to sharma ke bhag gyi
Abb essko kaya ho gaya aacha esske dad yehi hai naa
Mai - thanks sir aap nai baccha liya
chalo class chalate
Pari - Kaya class chalate hai esse hi nange jaoge kaya ek to waise hi sab Enhe ghur rahe hai jaise kabhi ladaka nahi dekha aise gaye to sacch mai izzat sai jaayenge
Mai - ab kay karu
Sam - tu kab sai sochene laga chal
maal sai mall mera matlab kapde le kar ate ata hu
Mai - Phir kahani kaya suna rha hai
Sam - abe ja raha hu komal esska dhyan rakhana
Komal- ok bhai
Masoom - chaloo sab mil gaye ek minute tumne batata nhi woh tato ka kaya matlab hai
Mai - sir bathroom kaha hai
Sir ek taraf eshara kR dete hai
Mai bhaag ke bathroom mai chup jata hu
Bhar sab gate pit kar chale jatte hai
Todi dher baad maine bhar dhekha to waha koi nhi tha
Mai - sir kha hai sab
Principal- bhar khade hai sab accha Beta wo dd ka kay manjara hai
Mai - are sir mla ke bete ke murder ke case ki vajah sai
Principal - arre wo mara nahi tha
Bus usske sir mai tumhara iron puch lagane ki vajah sai todi uski memory loss ho gayi hai par ye baat samjh mai nahi aayi ki usnai police mai apne bete ko mara hua ku bataya
Mai - accha to ye khel khela ja rha hai sir filhaal mere sare documents dd ke naam par rakhana
Principal - thik hai aakhir tum trusty jo ho es SCHOOL ke
Mai - aree sir bus naa aap aise baate mat karo
Principal - are mujhe laga hi dev hi aaya hai tabhi sab etna sahi ho raha school mao abb
Mai - sir aage bhi hota rahega aisa hi
thodi der mai sam vaha aa gya maine kapade badale aur bhar aa gya
MAI - kya baat chal rahi hai
Saloni - baat mat karo mujhese
Mai - are bhai kya hoo gya
Saloni - itne dino sai kha the pure 1 saal
Masoom - ye soo raha tha
Sab ek sath - pure ek saal
Mai - abe ye pagal hai mai coma mai tha
Saloni - aur ye tato ka kya chakar hai
Pari/masoom - ha bato jaldi.
Mai - khuch nahi ye to aise hi maje mai banwa liya
Saloni - mera ku nahi banwaya
Pari - badi aayi banwane wali ab mera banega
Sam - Accha ye bata jab komal nai tujhe propose kiya tha to tune mana kyu kiya tha
Maine sir pit liya yeh dost log chutiye number ek hote kab kaha kaya bolana nahi pata enhe
Divya /saloni /disha /masoom/pari- - whattttttt..........
Mai - abe chutiya tujhe meri maarne ka aur koi time nahi mila tha abhi ye baat karani jaruri thi
Akash - gandu hai na accha tu ye sab chhod richa didi ko mil Lena yaar unki bhaut tabiyat kharab hai
Mai - tum dono pagal ho gaye ho kaya kam musibat hai Jo tu ek aur de rha hai
Saloni - komal ye sab kaya tunne etna bada dhokha kiya mere sath
Phir pata nahi kaya tino(pari /masoom/pari ) waha sai rotte hue nikal gayi
aur baaki unnke picche komal ko chhod ke
Mai sam sai - bhai tune ye kar diya abhi too sahi sai mila bhi nhi tha aur tunne gaand mara di
Sam - yaar pichali baar teri meri dosti essi wajah sai tut gayi to excitement mai pucch liya par en tino ko kaya hua be
kabhi na kabhi to teri gf hogi na
Akash man mai - etna mat soch beta abhi to atom bomb bacha hai
Akash- haa yeh to mai bhi nhi samajha
Mai - aaj ki classes ki lag gayi
Komal - are sab thik ho jayega tum tention na loo babu
Sam - kya babu
Komal - kyu kaya problem hai
Mai - Abe gf - bf mai etna to chalata hai
Sam - arre dev nai to tumhe manna kar diya tha
Mai- chal sale tujhe aaj pura sacch batta det hu warana pata nhi aur kaha kha meri maraweyega
Sam - chal bata
Mai - tumhari classes
Sam - abe ek din mai koi Einstein nhi ban jaunga
Mai - chal phir kahi bhar chale
Komal- park chale
Mai - ess time
Komal - arre ek mast park khulla hai aur kaffi bada hai koi disturb nahi karega
Mai - chaloo komal bike le kar aate hai tum dono bike lekar gate par miloo
Phir mai aur komal bike ki taraf jaate hai
Mai - komal tuh mujhe kitna payar karti hai
Komal - ye tum pucch rahe ho
Mai - nahi bus ess liye pucch rha hu kyuki pata nhi mai jab sai mai coma sai utha hu khuch ghanto baad mujhe khuch visions nazar aa rahe hai
Komal - kaise visions
Mai - mai tumhara dil nahi dhukana chata hu
Komal- tum bol bhi do
Mai - yaar woo
Komal - bol bhi
Mai - agar tum mujhe chhod ke chali gayi to mai mar jaunga
Komal mere muh par hath rakhate hue - aisa kabhi nahi hoga
Mai - tumsai yaha milana aaj subah dekha tha
Komal- kaya aur ladai aur office wala
Mai - maine kaha tha bus photo si aati hai bus aur khuch jada saaf nhi
Komal- aur kaya dhekha
Mai - Ki mai aur masoom kiss kar rahe hai
Komal - kaya nhi aisa nhi ho sakata
Mai - mai janata hu par wo baar baar mere pass aati hai to mai bhi khud to rok nahi pata aur mujhe lagat woh mujh sai kuch chupa rahi kyuki mujhe lagata nahi mai coma mai thaa woh masoom mere baare mai bhaut kuch janati hai
agar woh sab sach hua aur mai ...
Komal - tum jaante ho ye nhi ho sakata tumhari baato mai abb nahi aane waali mai
Mai - Mujhe pta hai tabhi toh tumhe bta raha hu accha ye batoo us raat mere sath kaya kya hua tha
Komal nai shuru sai lekar mujhe injection lagne tak ki shb bate bata di Phir hum bike par beth kar gate par aa gaye
