Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

[Naik]

UPDATE - 112

Mohan - dono aa jaoo

Mai - sir yeh dono yaha aur police dress mai

Mohan - haa tumhari team bhi saath rahegi toh madad milegi par essmai ladke ki kami hai

Nitika - koi baat nahi dad hum sambhal lenge

Mai - yeh kaya ho raha hai miss nitika yeh police station hai apka ghar nahi

Nitika - sorry sir

Mai - aacha jagpreet kaisi ho
Sab mujhe ghurane lage

Mohan - hum chalate hai tum sab karo apana kaam par yaad rahe yaha kaam karani kaa ek system hai aur woh tum acche sai janate ho aur tum jada sochana mat yeh sab kyu kiya tumhari team nai bataya ki tumhara raw ko chhodnai kaa plan hai toh humnai socha aise tum kam sai kam hum logo sai jude rahoge

Mai - ok sir

Woh dcp ke saath waha sai chale gaye

Mai - maine kuch pucha tumsai

Jagpreet - sir thik hu

Mai - acha nitika jao case ki file lekar aaoo

Nitika - ji sir abhi laayi

Mai - bolo mat karo

Woh chali gayi muh gira kar

Mai tezz sai hasani laga

Jagpreet - yeh majak tha kaya

Mai - aree pagalo tum logo sai bhi kaya sir bulawana par tum dono manati nahi
ho

Jagpreet - sir woh

Mai - yaar kitnai baar kaha hai free raha karo

Jagpreet man mai - aaj kaya ho gaya hai enhe

Jagpreet - toh dev

Akash has pada

Jagpreet - app kon

Akash - mai esska dost hu

Mai - chal be saale

Jagpreet - sala matalab

Akash - matlab yeh meri behan ke husband hai aur kaya

Mai - sab jannti ho fir kyu puch rahi ho

Jagpreet - woh arav kaa kaya hoga

Mai - yaar teri tone ekdum change ho gayi hai

Jagpreet - bus order follow kar rahi hu

Mai - acha hai karti raho aur arav ka mai dekhata hu

Nitika - sir file

Jagpreet bus ab rona band kar woh majak kar raha hai

Nitika usse ghurnae lagi mai bhi hairan tha etna galdi etna free par joh bhi ho
aap aap sun kar mera dimag purane jamane mai chala gaya tha par ab thoda saa realx hua

Maine file li - sorry yaar nitika woh bus toda saa majak tha

Nitika - koi baat nahi

Maine file dekhi

Mai - eski photo yaha kaise

Nitika nai dekha - maine saari baate pata ki hai toh pata chala hai ki muder ke kuch time pehale hii yeh aaya tha sir sai milanai

Mai - oh my god aur yeh photo

Nitika - yeh sir ki beti hai joh abhi lapata hai

Mai - tum dono jara bhar jao aur dor band kar dena

Woh binna kuch bole chali gayi

Akash - kaya hua bhai

Mai - yaar yeh black bird hai aur ladki ki tasvare maine arav ke phone mai dekhi hai

Akash - black bird kon hai

Maine usse saari baate baatayi

Akash - kuch samajh mai nahi aa raha hai ki dpg ko mar ke usse kaya milega

Mai - aur arav bhi fas gaya par woh akhir karna kaya cahata hai

Akash - tuh gayab ho kar jaa sakata hai naa toh jaa

Maine akkhe band ki par mai gayab nahi ho paa raha tha aa

Akash - kaya hua yaar

Mai - pata nahi mujhe lagata hai kii uss par kuch kiyaa gaya hai jis sai ma usse
dudh nahi paa raha hu

Mera phone baja

Mai - hello kon

Black bird - kaya hua chok gaya kaya

Mai - saale mai tujhe maar dunga

Black bird - kyu be mirchi lagi naa jab meri senna ko mara toh nahi socha mujhe kaisa lagega bhadd mai gayi ladkiya abb toh yeh jada ho gaya

Mai - saale amanne samne aa naa ese kaya lad raha hai

Black bird - - uss mai maja kaha hai maja toh jab hai jab tuh apni shaktiyo sai bhi mujhe dudh naa paaye aur mai tere sare cahane waloo ko ek ek karke rula kar maar do par ess baar galti sai meri waali hi royegi ha ha haa

Mai - saale tujhe jinda gaad dunga

Black bird - abe kitano ki behano ko lapetega sala bolata hai jaa jakar dudh
apane arav ko par yaad rakana abhi tere ghar sai teri payaari dr shikha nikal
rahi hai maut ki taraf par tuh usee dudh nahi payega kyuki mere kaale jadu ke
samnai tuh kuch bhi nahi hai haa ha ha aha

Mai - hello hello

Mai phone jeb mai dala aur uniform mai hi akash ko lekar nikala

Main vahaan se sidhaa niklaa aur aur aakash ko bhi lekar chal padaa par kuch dur jaakar jaha koi nahi tha waha bike chhupa ke

Phir thoda side mai aye aur mainne use kas ke pakad liyaa aur pankh phailakar ud gaya main bahut hi teji se ja rahaa thaa aur mere dimaag men bas ek hi baat thi ki mujhe bas kaise bhi karke shikha ko bachana hai us blackbird se chahe kuch bhi ho jaye

Aakash ko kaafi dar lag raha tha pahle to use samajh men nahin aa raha thaa
ki aakhir yah uske saath ho kya raha hai par mainne use sab batane se
acha bas shikhaa ko bachane ke bare mai hi socha

Achanak mujhe shikhaa dikh gayi jo car se aage badh rahi thi aur uske piche ek
truck aa raha thaa main teji se aage gaya aur aakash ko side mai giraa kar us
car ki taraf udaa jaise hi main car ke paas pahuchaa black bird aya aur usne
mere muh par ek laat maari main udtaa hua ek ped se jakar takrayaa aur ped
pura chakna chur ho gaya

Mai utha hi tha ki tabhi mujhe sikha ke chillaane ki awaaz aai main jaldi se
utha aur us taraf aayaa maine dekha side mai car palti hui hai
aur thodi hi dur par shikha usse bahar nikal kar bachne ki koshish kar rahi
hai mai uske paas jaane hi vala thaa usne us shikha ko apne hathon men utha liya

Mai - jab teri dushmni mujhse hai esko bich men mat laa eska esse koi matlab nhi hai

Black Bird - jab soch leta jab meri puri sena ko tune ek jhatke men khatm kar
diya tune shaktiyon kaa estemal kiya naa dekh ab main bhi usi shaktiyon ka
estemaal karke teri puri jindgi kharab kar dungaa tu sochta rahegaa aakhir
maine yah kiyaa kyon

Usne apne haath men talvaar layai main uski taraf teji se goli ki speed se gayaa
aur uski gardan pakadte hua jangal ki taraph fhek diya
uske haath se shikha chhuti toh maine usska hath hawa mai pakad liya

Mai - tum mere sene sai chiapk jao dur mat hona bilkul

Shika - thik hai

Ussani mujhe kas kd pakad liya

Pankho ki vajah sai meri shirt toh fat hi gayi thii usska face edkdum tanda tha
joh mere seene par takara raha tha

Mai jalgal ki tarf badha jaise hi mai andar aya mere kamar par ek laat padi mai tezzi sai ek ped sai takarani wala hi tha ki mai mud gaya aur pedo ko todata
hua ek patha sai takaraya

Chhot toh mere kamar me lago par jhatke sai syaad sikha ko bhi chot aayi thi

Shikha - aaaahhhhh maaaa
Woh beshosh ho gayi uska haath
chutane laga maine side ke ped sai ek bail utha kar usse bandh liya aur usski taraf bhadha ham dono nai ek dusare ko pakad liya humare bich mai shikha thi uss nai mera kahandha pakada aur shikha ko laat marnae hi waaal tha ki mai maine usse laat mar di

Hum donon havaa mai upper jaae lage mao aasmaan ki taraf jaane laga aur black bird niche thik ek - dusre ke
alag - alag dishao mei jaa rahe the maine apni talvaar nikaali

Mai - shakti wedhawanshak aur uski taraf chhod

usne bhi apni talvaar nikaali aur

Black bird - kaal charam

Aur usnai bol ke merii taraf chhod di
kuch hi time baad ham donon ki talvare aapas men takraai ek jor kaa dhamaka
huaa jise wajah sai puraa jangal hi ek sunsaan elake men badal gayaa pura jagal ek dhamake mai ek bade sai gaadhe mai badal gaya uskaa to pata nahin par main aur shikha udate hue bahut dur jaa kar ek gadhe men gir gaya meri kamar men bahut tej dard ho rahaa thaa mainne uthne ki
koshish ki

Mai - ohhh ahhhh yah dard to meri jaan hi le legaa maine apnaa haath piche kamar par lagaya whapar ek lakadi kaa bada saa hisa meri kamar men ghus gayaa thaa maine khich kar use bahar nikala mere ghaav toh bhar gaye the lekin pata nahin kyon azzeeb si thakavat si ho rahi thi jaise mera saaraa khoon kisi ne chus liya ho

Ab khaternaak hoti jaa rahi h
Bahot zaberdast
Lajawab update bhai

 

[Naik]

UPDATE 113

Main udne ki kosish karne laga par thoda saa upar utha aur phir niche gir
gaya

Mere samajh men nahin aa raha tha ki aakhir yah ho kyaa raha hai

Tabhi vahan par tej roshni hui yeh roshni jamani pehchani thi main samajh gayaa tha ki yah guru ji ke aane kaa sanket hai

Thodi hi der men vah prakat hue

Guruji - yah kya kiyaa tumne shishy yeh tumne thik nahin kiya eska bahut hi
bada prbhaav tumhare shareer aur tumhare aane vaali zindgi men pad sakta hai

Main - guru ji yah sab etna jaldi hua ki mujhe kuch pata hi nahin chala ki
maine kya kar diya hai jahan tak mujhe lagta hai meri jaisi halat uski bhi
hogi

Guruji - kah to bilkul sahi rahe ho tum lekin tum don ki talware aapas men
takrane ki vajah se ek nayi shakti kaa janam ho gayaa hai ab vah kiska sath de
yah keh pana bahut hi mushkil hai

Mai - guruji eskaa koi to upaay hoga

Guruji - tum to jaante ho ki jab tumhaari aur uski kaali shaktiyaan takrayi to ek nayi shakti kaa ka
janam honaa sambhav hai aur esska koi kuch nahi kar sakata hai

Mai - par guruji mere sharir ko kya ho raha hai

Guruji - vats tumhari madad ab mai bhi nahin kar sakta aur na hi uski koi
kar sakta hai ab ess jangal se nikalne ke liye tumhe khud hi himmat karna hoga
par yaad rahe yah narabhakshiyo ka elaaka hai

Mai - kyaa narabhakshiyo ka elaaka

Guruji - tumhaari shaktiyan aur
uski shaktiyan kuch samay ke liye baadhit ho gayi hai jab tak ki vah nayi
sakti jiska nirmaan tum dono ki shaktiyon se hua hai vah saamne na aa jaye

Mai par guruji meraa etnaa bolne se pahle hi vah gaayab ho chuke the

Kdev - budha sala din bhar akar bus kaan pakata hai har baat ko adha
batayega aur chala jayega

Mai - guru ji ke bare men aisi baten mat kar

Kdev - ghanta guruji jab ata hai tab kuch naa kuch khaali pravachan
suna kar chala jata hai kabhi bhi kisi bhi kam ka samadhan nahin batata
abe mujhe to es par shak hai ki yah guruji hai yaa filmo ki dabing karne vala esse jyada to kisi flim ke trailer se pata chal jata hai ki aage kyaa hone
vala hai

Mai - jo guru ji kahte hain sahi kahte hain unki baaton ko galat tarike se lena
aur unkaa apman karna hamare lia sahi nahin hai

Kdev - abe to jab tuh ne talvaar felki thi thi tab aakar bhi to rok sakta tha
jab sala laundiyaa nache kar chali jaati hai tab ata hai ki recording karni
hai

Mai - yaar kaisi baaten kar rahaa hai aaj kyaa ho gayaa tujhe

Kdev - sara sharir dard ke mare akada jaa raha hai aur tu kah rahaa hai ki
kya ho gayaa hai

Mai - kah to sahi rahaa hai mujhe bahut pyaas lag rahi hai gala sukh kar
kata ho gaya

Kdev - ab aage chalega kahin dekh yahan se baahar nikalne kaa raasta to mile aur essko bhi pata nahi kitani need aa rahi hai kisnai kaha taha bhar jaane ko

Mai - chhod naa sab thik hoga

Mai dhire dhire aage badhne lagaa mai kaafi der sai chal raha tha mujhe patto
ke hilane ki aavaz aane lagi jaise koi hamara pichha kar raha hai

Mai - kaun hai vahan saamne aao dekho main aakhri baar kah raha hun saamne aa jao acha nahin hoga tumhare liye

vahaan se ek sundar si ladki nikli woh dhire dhire mere paas aayi

Mai - kaun ho tum aur yahaan kyaa kar rahi ho
Laadki - ham naa ham naa

Mai - are bhaai aage bologi kuch

ladki ne mere upar chhalaang lagaa di aur boli - Tumhaaraa khoon pine aayi aur tumhara maans khane usne mere gardan par apnaa daant gadaa dia

Mainne use pakad kar dur phenk diya aur apne gardan par haath rakha

Mai - yah saali aakhiri chij kyaa thi

K dev - abe tuh ladakiyon ko dekh kar sala etna phigal kyu jata hai abhi us
budhe ne bola naa ki yahannarabhakshi rahte hain

Mai - par yaar yah narabhakshi to nahin lag rahaa thaa lag rahi thi

Mai lagadata huaa dhire - dhire aage badhne lagaa shikha ke vajan sai mujhe
takawat ho rahi thi tabhi mujhe thode thode jaise kisi paani ki awaaz aa rahi thi

Mere jaan mei thodi si jaan aai chalo kam se kam paani to milaa main dhire - dhire
us awaaz ki taraf badhne laga

Thodi hi dur jakar mainne dekha ki aage ek nadi hai mujhe thoda - thoda
dundhla dundhla saa chamak raha tha

Esaliye main apnaa shir baar - baar edhar - udhar kar rahaa thaa taaki mujhe saaf dikh sake

Maine shikha ko uthar kar ek pathar ke side mai leta diya maine dhyan se saamne dekha

Mujhe kuch aisaa najar aaya jise main naa to kabhi soch sakta tha aur naa hi
kabhi socha kyonki kuch tha hi aisa samne mere jo shayad ek bhai ke lia
dar kaa karan bhi ho sakti thi ki aakhir uski bahan etni raat men sunsaan
elake men kyaa kar rahi hai


Mai esi kasamkas mai tha ki aage jakar uss sai puchu ki woh yaha kaya kar rahi
hai Ki tabhi mujhe piche se kuch aavaaj sunai di

Main patthar ke aad men chhup gaya aur aage dekhnai laga ki akhir vajah hai
kaya

Maine dekha vahan par kuch jaanvaro kaa jhund aa raha tha

Jab dhire - dhire vah paas aayaa tum
mujhe dar lagaa ki kahin vah nehaa ko kuch kar na de

Par shaayad yah mera vaham thaa mere kuch sochne se pahle hi ek bhediya use
gira kar uske gaalon ko chatne laga

Mai - bas dekhne ke alava kuch karne ki halat men nahin thaa jaise mujhe
yakin hi nahin ho raha thaa yah sach mai mere aankhon ke samne ho raha hai main thodaa saa piche hone lagaa ki dusri side ho jau tabhi mera pair kisi
lakadi par pad gaya

Sare bhediyon ke kaan ek saath khade ho gaye vah sab meri taraf dekhne lage aur neha bhi par vah kuch boli nahin

Unmai se ek bhediyaa ani jeeb fherata hua meri taraf aane laga

Usske pichhe neha bhi bhaagti hui aa rahi thi vah jaise hi mere karib pahuncha kisi dusre bhedia ne uski gardan ko muh men bhara aur use dusri taraf phenk diyaa

Meri aankh se fat gayi ho jaise kyuki vah bhedia koi aur nahin meri bahan meri
sagi bahan neha hi thi

Mere pair maano baraf mai vahi jam gaye kyaa jo aaj hua vah sach mere samne laane ke lia huaa thaa yaa kuch aur par joh bhi thaa mujhe hairan kar dene vala tha

Aaj mujhe samajh mai aaya ki meri sari behano ki tarah kyu nahi hai yeh neha etna shaant chhup chaap kyu hoti hai

Woh dono ek dusre ke charoo taraf ghum rahe the

Mai - neha ruk jaa

Kdev - abe janawar kabhi insano ki baate sunate hai kaya

Mai - yaha naa koi janwar hai naa koi insan yaha bus ek bhai behan hai

Mai - neha aa gudiya rahene de yaha aa jaa mere pass

Usnai todha edhar udhar dekha aur phir meri taraf aane lagi woh mere pass aa
gayi mai niche ghuanato par beth gaya aur usse gale laga liya

Mai - meri gudiaya kaya ho gaya hai yeh tujhe chal jaldi sai shi ho jaa

uss nai apana muh merre sine mai ragadnai lagi jaise mana kar rahi ho

Maine usski gardan ko dhirre dhiree sahalaya toh woh neche beth gayi

Mai uske pakad ke betha tha uska shir gardan sahit meri god mai tha Woh dheere dheere soo gayi [bediaya bane hue ]

Shikha didi ko hosh aa gaya* wah dhire - dhire apni ankhen kholakar uthne lagi

Pehale woh thodi der aise hi baithi rahi aur apni ankhon ko malane lagi phir
uski najar mere upar padi aur wah khush ho gayi

Behtareen zaberdast shaandaar update bhai

 

[Naik]

Nice update

Are bhai padhte bhi ho ya sirf nice update nice update 1 second m kon padh leta h bhai padh bhi lia karo jab padhoge tabhi tow samajh aayega
Tow bhayya ji pehle padh lia kare fir comment kare tow ziada behter rahega
Thank you

 

[tpk]

UPDATE 1

Mausam mai thodi si nami thi saayad kal raat halki si barish padi thi par abb Time tha sooraj (sun) ka Ki woh apni roshani sai bata sake Ki aakhir subah ho chuki hai



Hazaro building ke piche ek aalishan saa ghar tha


Ess ghar mai naa kamro ki kami thi naa naa gaadi yoo Ki aur logo Ki puchiye mat kyuki yaha ek bhaut bada pariwar rehata hai

Essi ghar ke room mai jaha kuch ansuna andekha saa hoo raha tha

Aurat - are beta abb uth ja dekh 7 bej gaye hai tuh late ho jayega

Ladka angdayi leta hua - kaya hai kyu pareshan kar rahi ho apna kam karo

Aurat- school nahi jana kaya

Ladka -tujhe jada fikar karne ki jarurat nahi hai chali jaa yaha sai

Uss aurat ke akho mai aashu aa jate hai yeh sun kar

Use nai phir sai uss ladake ko hilaya toh use nai haath jatak diya

Aurat [rotte hu vaha sai chhali jaati hai ]

Kuch der baad Ladaka utth kar beth jata ha aur (man mai) yaar ye subah subah kaya

bakwaas laga rakha hai chal beta utth ja ab to nicche bhi mari jayegi phir vo uth kar fresh hota hai aur niche breakfast ke liye ja rha tha tabhi

Chhaaataak ek karara tappad usse pada

Ladaka picche mud kar teri ma ki ..... aur baaki ke sab muh mai hi rah jate hai

Ladki - tune mom ko kaya kha hai jaldi bata

Ladka - yar tum log picha ku nahi chhodate har time mere naak mai dum kar ke rakahte ho

Ladki -kaya kaha tunne hum sab tere dushman todi hai

Ladka - tum sab ek hi jese ho aur tum to kuch jada hi apne aap ko maharani samajhti ho ab jao yaha sai mera mood na kharab karo

Ladki. ---(ye bhi roote hue yaha sai nikal jati hai )




Phir woh ladaka jakar breakfast table par beth jata hai Sab (Family) dining table par ussi ko ghur rahe the

Ladaka- yaha koi mela laga hai kaya jo sab ke sab joker dekhnai bethe ho kahana khalo

Par koi kuch nahi bola

Woh ladaka uthata hua - chhodo mai hi chala jaata hu kahte raho aram sai

Woh apna bag leta hai aur waha sai apne school nikal jata hai ( Yeh koi aur
nhi hamre hero hai Dev Rajput hai ) Par sayad aaj eska ek aur kaharab din tha school ke gate par kuch ladke kadhe hai


Ladka1st - Dhekho be aa gaya fatu

Ladaka 2nd - abe ye fatu nahi darpok bhi hai

Tabhi ek ladki aati hai aur jor ka tapad use mar deti are dev ko nahi Ladaka 2nd ko

Esska naam hai komal

abb yeh kyu yaha hai aur kaya hai yeh khudh hi bata degi

Komal - tumhari himmat kaise hu ase baat karnne ki

Ladka 1st yaar chhod na komal kyu ess ke liye hume kyu pareshan kar rahi hai

Komal - aap jaante ho phir bhi tum chaloo dev Par dev komal ko andhekha kar ke

Muh niche kar ke waha sai sidha class mai chala Jata hai

Ladaka 1st - Sam
Ladaka 2nd - Rajeev

Sam - dekh dekh abhi bhi tujh sai bina bole chala gaya

Komal sam ko roak ke - bus bhaiya jaane bhi do

In class room



Dev - Are akash kaya haal hai

Akash - sab mast tu bata yaar

Dev - bus apna to tuh janata hi hai na

Aur dev ka shir nicche ho jata hai

Akash - yaar tu uss ke baare mai jada na socha kar

Dev - tuh thik kehata hai yaar ab teri baat maan kar to maine ghar par bhi drama shuru kar diya hai par yaar mujhe bahut bura lagata hai ase sab ko irritate ignore beizzat karna aur mom ko esse bolna to khuch jada hi bura lagata hai bhai

Akash- yaar ab kar bhi kaya sakate hai bus too yaar ghar sai nikal jaa

Dev - yaar ye too kaya kah rha hai bhai

Akash - sahi yaar agar unn logo ko ye pata chal gay to vo log to jite ji mar hia Jayenge

Dono ke aakho sai aashu nikal jate hai par madam ko aate dekh kar dono apna face rumal sai saaf karte hai

Madam - good morning baccho mera naam Meera hai aur mai aap ki english and class teacher bhi hoo too agar koi bhi help ki jarurat ho to mujhe bata dena only study related any doubt

Class - No mam

Meera - that's good to ye aap logo ka pahela din hai 10th standard mai too aap sab ko pata hi hoga ki ess saal aap logo ko board dena hai too bahut hardwork karna hoga

Class - yes mam

Meera - to thik hai apnni books nikalo ......ase hi 3 classes ke baad interval ho gaya

Sab Canteen mai janne lage


Akash - yaar aaj kaya order karu

Dev - yaar kuch spicy order kar bhai

Akash - ok

Sam- abe chutiye tu kab sai spicy kaah nai laga

Akash - Jab sai teri bhen Ess ke piche padi hai

Sam - jada mat bol nhi too

Dev - Sorry sam akash yaar tu jaa lekar aa

Sam - Abb ki na kaam ki baat aur tuh ab chup chhap ess fattu ke sath beth ja samajha

Akash - teri to.....

Dev usse pakad kar agge bad jata hai

Komal - Bhai app uss sai assa ku bolte ho..

Sam - isne tujhe naa kaha kaise jab tumhare sath ghumata tha tab to bada accha lagata tha ab kaya ho gaya

Komal - bhai app ko kuch doubt nhi ho rha jo ladka aap ke jaan dene to tyaar rahata tha aaj 1 mahine mai kya badal gya

Sam ke dimag kharab ho jata hai

Sam - Komal gusse ke vajah sai maine to ye socha hi nhi par kaya karu woh hamesha gussa dila ke chala jata hai

Komal - Bhai kuch to pata karna padega

Sam - Tum sahi kehati ho oye rajeev jara yaha aa

Rajeev (rv)- ji bhai

Sam - yaar tu jaa kar pata laga ye sale dono kaya khichadi paka rahe hai

Rv - kaya didi ki shaadi ho gayi aur hume bulaya bhi nahi ye to galat hai party to banati hai

Sam ( ghuse mai ) - abe yaar tujhe har time bakchodi sai fursat nhi hai yaar mai yaha serious baat kar rha hu aur

Rajiv - sorry bhai sorry sis

Komal - koi baat nahi bhai par jo bhai keh rahe hai uss kam ko kar doo please

Rajiv- bhai bhi bolti ho aur please bhi

Komal- sorry bhai aage sai essa nahi hoga

Rajiv- par tum dono uss mai etana interest kyu le rahe ho jab usse apani dosti ki kimat hi pata nahi hai

good one

 

[Naik]

UPDATE 114

Lekin jaisi uski najaz mere pairon par gayi hai to dar ke mare kaamp gayi

Shikha - d...d......dev yah kyaa kar raha hai tu

Mai - chup rahaiye didi thodaa dhire bolo meri behan so rahi hai

Shikhaa - behan kyaa matalab behan mai toh yaha hu

Mai - app toh ho hi par yah joh meri god men leti hai naa neha ha

Shikha - dev tera dimag to thik hai na kyaa befaltu ki baate kar rahe ho aur
uss sai dur hatao

Woh dheere sai uthi aur dhire - dhire mere paas aa gayi

Mai - dekho naa didi kitne pyaar se so rahi hai

Shikha - to sahi men paagal ho gayaa
thodaa aram kar le ab tuh ek janavar aur insaan men fark nahin samajh nahi aa raha hai par mujhe yah samajh mai nahiaa rahaa ki yah bhediya teri god mei soyaa hi kyu hai yaa soi hai aur neha yaha kaha se aa jayegi haa

unki awaaz se nehaa uth gayi wah shikha ko ghurne lagi

Shikha - yah yah yah mujhe kyu ghur rahi hai

Mai - bas karna neha vaapas thik ho jaa woh mujhe mai usse dekh raha tha

Tabhi saamne se ek ladki aati hui dikhi aur vah dhire - dhire hamare paas aa
gayi

Ladki - chal neha wapas chal mai tere kapade le aai hun tum ab insaan ban sakti hai

Neha usske saath chali gayi

vo thodi dur par hi pedo ke pichhe chali gayi aur ham dono yahan par baithe
hua bus udhar hi dekh rahe the thodi der mai neha waha sai vaapas aai woh shir jhuka kar mere paas aakar khadi ho gayi

Mai - ab ghar chal yaha sai

Neha - nahi bhaiya hum ghar nahi ja sakete abhi subah jaise honne waali hogi tab chalenge

Shikhaa - kyaa matalab subah nikal ho jaye aur pahle tuh yah bata tu yahan kar
kyaa rahi hai ghar par sabko asse hi chhod kar chali aayi tabhi main kahun ki hameshaa akele ki rahti hai jaha saari behane kaam karti rahti hain yaa phir dev ke saath ghumti hai phirti hai lekin yah hamesha akeli rehati hai aaj samajh
mai aaya ki eske piche karan kya tha

Mai - chup ho jaao didi chup ho jaao

Shikhaa - kaise chup ho jaau kya tumhen ghusa nahin aa raha ki tumhari behan raat ko ghar chhodakar aise sunsan elaake men ghum rahi hai aur tumne abhi bataya ki yah ek manav bhediyaa hai mujhe to shak ho rahaa hai ki yah hamari hi neha hai yaa koi aur hai

Nehaa - nahin didi aisa nahin hai main aap logon ki hi neha hu

Mai - vah sab chhodo agar ham yahan se bahar nahin nikal sakte to phir kahan
jana hai

Ladki - aaj raat aap log hamare kabile men ruk jaaea

Mai - yahi thik rahegaa par aaj mujhe sab sach janana hai aakhir yah sab hai
kya

Nehaa - ji bhaiyaa sab bata dungi main aapko

Mai - ab vahi thik rahegaa ki tum mujhe sab sach sach bataa do mujhe to abhi bhi yakin nahin ho rahaa ki kyaa tune aisaa kiyaa apne bhai se chhupaya aur ess liye subah pari mere pass hoti aur tuh gyab

Shikha - nahin dev hamari neha nahin hai vah to bahut hi pyaari si thi yah badal chuki hai

Mai - sahi kah rahe ho didi aap badal hi gayi hai

Nehaa chillaate hue - haan haa mei badal gayi aur eska kaaran hai aap keval aap

Mere upar to maano jaise bijli si hi gir gayi

Shikha - kyaa bol rahi hai kuchh soch samajh kar bolaa kar

Neha - soch samajh ke bol rahi huu di

Sikhaa - esne aakhir kya kiya yah to khud hi etna pareshan rehtaa hai etni bhi Fursat nahin milti ese ki chain se so bhi sake

Neha - nahin didi aap jaisa soch rahi ho vaisa nahin hai enke liye sab ke paas
time hai pari ke liye ritu ke liye kirti ke liye sanajana ke liye bus nahi hai toh bus mere liye aur appke saath toh ek saal rah chuke hai

Shikha chillaate hua - neha Chup ho jaa kyaa bol rahi hai tu
Maine unki taraf haath kar ek kaha - chup raho use bolne do

Neha - bhai aap jab se aye ho wah se
aapne ek baar bhi aisa din bitaya ho ki jab mere paas aye ho mujhse baten ki
ho yaa mere saath kuch pal bitaya ho akele aap kahenge ki main to sabko saath lekar gayaa thaa ghumne

Mai - haa woh toh hai

Neha - haa par waha bhi app nai joh kuch bhi diya sabke saath diya mere liye
kabhi kuch special nahi baki sabke liye special

Mai - gudiyaa tum mujhe galat samajh rahi hai

Ladaki - yeh galat nahin samajh rahi hai aur aap uskaa dhyan dete to aaj
shaayad yah es haalat men naa hoti

Mai - kyaa yah sab mere kaaran huaa hai

Neha - haan yah sab aap ke kaaran hi huaa hai aapko to shaayad yah bhi nahin pataa hoga ki jab aap so jaate the to main balocny men baith kar roti thi

Mai - tuh toh mere saath hi so jaati thi naa

Neha - dekha mainne kaha tha na aapko mere bare men kuch nahin pataa
hai Us din jab aap estaambul gaye the tab sab se baat kar li pari se aur bhi kayi
logon se ki hogi mujhe nahin pataa
Par aapne mujhse ek baar bhi kuch nahin kaha kyaa bata sakte hain ki aaj tak aapne mere phone par kitni baar call ki hogi

Mai es baat par kuch bhi nahin bol sakta thaa kyonki shaayad vah sahi bol rahi
thi maine aaj tak ek singal call bhi uske phone par nahin ki thi

Neha - kyon kyon yaad nahin aa raha naa us din mujhe etna gusa aaya roti hui
jangal ki taraf aa gayi yaha par ek mujh par ek bhediyon ke jhund ne hamla kar
diyaa

Ladki - ham to shikaar par the shaayad ham ese us din maar hi dete agar vah
bhavishyvaani naa hui hoti ki es esse judaa koi ladka ham sare bhediyo ki
jaati kaa agla raaja hai par aaj tak pata nahin lagaa paye ki aakhir woh hai
kaun humare katne ki vajah se yeh bhediye men badal gayi kabhi - kabhi hamse mil liyaa karti hai meri sabsai acchi dost hai

Mai waha se uthaa aur nadi ki taraf badh gaya sahi bataun to uski baaton ne
mere dil par bahut badi chhot laga di par shaayad wah sach bhi ho sakti hai ho sakta hai ki mai us par dhyaan nahi de paya sab kuch to diya par unhe
time nahin diya aage badhakar maine paani piyaa thoda thandak mili sharir ko par abhi bhi uski saari kahi hui baaten mere dimaag men hat ghum rahi thi aapki vajah se huaa hai sab kuch aapki vajah se

Todhi der baad mai

shikha - didi mere paas aakar baith gayi

Shikhaa - tuh uski baaton par dhyan mat de tune sabke liye sab kuch kiya

Mai - aap bhi mujhe maaf kar dena aap mujhse badi ho aur main aapkaa naam lekar aapko bulata hun aadat ban gayi thi par kuch aadat chhut hi jaye to acha hai

Shikhaa - tuh uski baato ko etna serious kyon le rahaa hai

Maj - baatein chahe kuchh bhi ho par par kahi naa kahi uski baaton men sach
to hai main ab apne gharwalo sai jyaada baaki chijo par dhyaan jyada dene
laga hun aur har kisi ke payaar sai bus dur dur rehata hu aaj yeh hua kal ko meri wife bhi kuch bole toh woh galat nahi hoga

Shikhaa - yahi jindgi hai kuch bhi aap ek bus mai nahi kab kaya hona yeh kom jaan paya hai jisnai jana woh abb hoga nahi saayad

Mai - maine dushmno ko etna yaad kiya ki aaj apne mujh se etni dur ho rahe
hai

Shikhaa - jindgi ke panno ko khud likhaa nahin jata

Mushkile kitni bhi aye un se bhaga nahi jata

Kabi - kabhi ho jaati hai kuchh galatiya apno se par unki baato ko aise dil se
lagaya nahin jata

Mai - bate jab ho etni gehari to unhen chhupaya nahin jata

Manjil dhundh rahe hain ham yaha par apnaa hi ghar hamse banaya nahin jata

Ruthe hain kuch log par ab humse Unnhe manaya nahin jata

Dil ki chhot ko kitna bhi chhupao par unhen chhupaya nahin jaata


Meri aankhon men aansu aa rahe the meri aankho ke saath - saath men dil bhi ro rahaa tha akhir maine kaisi neha ko bhula diya

Shikha - kyon ro raha hai mat roo usse baat kar tabhi tujhe acha lagega

Nehaa - bhaiya bhaiya

Maine piche mud kar dekha to mere piche neha khadi thi uski bhi ankho
se ansu nikale ja rahe the

Mai yeh dekh kar jaht sai khada ho gaya aur uske paas gaya

Mai - are paagal kyon roo rahi hai kya ho gaya

Neha - bhaiyaa mujhe maaf kar do mujhe aisa nahin bolna chaahiye tha

Mai - paagal aisaa kuch nahi
hai

uski aankho se aansu aur tezz ho gaye maine apne haathon seuske aansu
poche

Mai - are kahaan hai tujhse koi baat nahi hai meri galti ke liye tuh kyon ro rahi hai

Neha - bhaiyaa aap aise mat boliye aaj joh maine bola woh sab kudh soch ke mai samajh gayi galati aap mai nahi mujhe mai hai aapne toh utna hi payaar diya jitna aapnai pari aur sabko diya par maine yeh sab kaya bol diyaa

Shikha - pahle rulaa deti hai aur phir kehti hai aisi baten mat karo

Mai - nahin didi mai kisi ko bhi time nahin de pata hu yeh toh sach hai

Neha - bhaiya apni chhoti bahan ki bhul samajh kar maaf kar do naa

Mai - mana ki mujhse galti hui sab kuch huaa maine tumse baat ki naa tum
milaa joh bhi ho par aapne mujhse etna bada sach chhupaya

Nehaa - are bhaiya aapka yeh khoon kaise nikal raha hai

Mai - dekh neha baaton ko ghumane ki kosish mat kar mera khoon kyon nikal raha hai kya nikal rahaa hai yah sab etna jaruri nahin hai

Neha - aap kaisi baaten kar rahe ho aapka khoon kya aapka toh har ek anshu kimati hai

Mai - soch jab mera ek aansu etna kimati hai to tum meri us behan ke aansu kitne kimati bata sakati ho jise main apni jaan se jyada pyaar karta hu
Jaruri nahin ki agar aap kisi se pyaar karte ho to use bataya jaye are
bachapan se mere etnaa karib koi nahin rahaa jitna tum dono hi ho haa woh
baat alag hai ki maine pari ko jyada pyar diya aur tumhe pesonaly nahi
kiya par eska yah matalab nahin ki tum usse alag tarike se lene lago sikha ki
ritu ki kriti ki sanjnaa ki kashish ki baat alag rahi woh hamesha mere aas paas mandrati rehati thi mujhse baten karne ke liye mere paas aati hai mujhse bataati ki kya chaiye kyaa nahin chahiye par tuh par tuj bas ek do baaten
bolti thi mujhe lagaa tuh shaayad samajhdaar ho rahi hai par tune to ek alag hi duniya bana li apni kya javaab dungaa main maa ko agar unhen yah sab pataa chal gayaa to vah kahengi dhikaar hai aise bhai par jo etni shakti lekar bhi apni bahan kaa dhyan nahin rakh sakta

Aaj neha n apne dil ki saari bhadas nikal di dev k saamne
Badhiya shaandarshaandaar update bhai

 

[Naik]

UPDATE 116

Unhone mera gala pakada aur paani men dubaa diyaa mera shir

sala yeh ladakiya naa marva ke rahengi mujhe pahle emotional drama

Naa suno ton phir dhamki aur ab to marne par bhi aa chuki hain

Mai - guuuuhhhhhh guuuhhhhhhh 2 minute mai thoda saa azzeb saa laganai laga saayad wardi ki vajah sai th
a
Unho nai chhodi meri garadan

Mai - uuhhuhhhh aaahhhahhuhhh kaya kar rahi ho didi

Meri dress fat gayi thi ess ladayi mai

Mai - yeh toh hadd hai

[Maine haath aage kiya mere kapde change ho gaye abb etni power toh hai ]

Shikha - kapdo ke saath man bhi change hua ki nahi

Mai - Pehale badala toh le luh

Maine unhe dono hatho sai utha liya

Shikha - nahi dev nahi pani thanda hai

Mai lekar pani mai kood gaya

Shikha - ouuuch kitana thanda tumnai mujhe geela kar diya

Mai - app nai mujhe dubaya kyu

Shikha - toh kaya abb badala loge

Mai - etna bhi ghussa nahi hai par abb jada ho raha hai mujhe apna boss banane par mat majbor karo

Shikha - toh ban jaoo naa kis nai roka hai

Mai - chhodo jane do

Mai bhar niaklene laga toh unhone mera haath pakad liya

Shikha - Pehale maine joh kaha tha woh karo

Mai - kaya karu

Shikha - kiss

Mai - tum manogi nahi toh yahi sahi

Maine unhe pakad kar khicha aur unki kamar kass ke pakada aur unke hoto ko chusane laga

Unhone toh Pehale dhirre sai mera gaal pakada tha par etani tezzi sai mera face
Khichani lagi mano kah jayengi

Mera haath kab unnki back par chala
gaha pata hi nahi chala

Woh mere muh mai jeeb daal kar andar sai meri gaalo ki skin ko lick kar rahi
thi maine aaj tak kissi ladki ko asse nahi karte dekha

Mai aur unki body hadh sai jada garam ho rahi thi

Unhone apne pair meri kamar par jakad liye

Mai unnke baalo mai ungli ghumata hua pani sai bhar aa gaya
Maine unka face pakad kar khicha

Mai - bus bus karo nahi to

Mere hotho par unglai rakahte hue - shiiiiiii kuch mat bolo mujhe feel karnai
do

Woh fir mujhe kiss karnai lagi

Maine phir hataya
Shikha - please todhi der aur phir kabhi nahi kahungi

Mai - par app jaise mere uper ho mujhsai control nahi ho raha hai aur app kuch jada hi kar rahi ho mere muh mai

Shikha - kaya karu sach mai tere andar jaado hai tujhe joh karana kar mujhe
todhi dher aur karnai de

Uhhone phir mere hotho ko jakad liya

Mera haath baar baar unnki ass par jaa raha tha

Sach mai etna madhosh kar diya ki control nahi ho raha tha woh kabhi mere hotho ko chusati kabhi meri jeeb ko kabhi apne hotho ko meri daath par phirati mano jasse mai ko ice cream hu
Mera control ab kahatam ho gaya maine unke kapdo mai haath daal picche sai
ass ko masalanai laga

Unnke aakhe khul gayi kiss ruk gaya par mere haath nahi ruk rahe the

Shikha - yeh kaya kar rahe ho

Mera dyan toota maine jahtt sai haath nikal diya

Woh mujh par sai utar gayi

Mai - sorry woh bus mai control nahi kar paaya maine appsai pehale hi mana kiya tha

Shikha [Man mai] - Kaafi late kar diya control khonai mai agar mai bahana naa karati toh yeh mujhe chhuta hi nahi

Shikha - kaya soch raha hai

Mai - yahi ki kitana soft hai

Shikha - kaya

Mai - kkk....kk kuch nahi

Shikha - kaya soft hai

Mai - areee wohhh aaahhhhhhhhhh

Mai nicche gir gaya

Woh baahagati hue mere pass aayi

Shikha - dev dev kaya hua tumhe

Mai - aaahhhh k....uu....u...ch nahi aahhh mere gardan

Unhone mera haath hata kar dekha

Shikha - ess mai toh khoon nikala raha hai yeh toh kissi animal ke bite jaisa
hai

Mai - kuch karo didi nahi toh mai mar jaunga

Shikha - mai kaya karu

Mai - neha ko bulao aqh mera pet

Shikha jor jor sai chillane lagi
- neha neha neha

Shikha - dev lagata hai woh yaha nahi par yeh ho kaya raha hai

Mai utha aur jakar panni mai apna face dekhane laga

Mai - yeh kaya ho rahai mere chare ko etna laal kyu ho raha hai

Tabhi neha bhagati hui kuch logo ke saath aayi

Neha - kaya hua didi app chilayi

Shikha - dev koh kuch ho raha hai

Mai todhi dur jakar ek pet ke niche shir jhuka kar beth gaya

Aur badabada raha tha

Neha bhagati hui mere pass aayi

Neha - bhaiya kaya ho gaya upar dekho

Mai usski taraf dekha

Neha - bhaiyaa kaya hua

Mai - neha mujhe bacha le mai mar jaunga yeh dard

Neha ke aakho mai aasu aa gye
uss nai mujhe apnai lag laga liya

Neha - kuch nahi hoga aa....ppkoo
Yeh khoon yeh bhagwan samali samali yaha aa jaldi

Ladki - samali

Samali - kaya hua hai

Neha - yeh dekh

Samali - yeh yeh toh adamkhor ke kaatne ke nishan hai

Neha - toh kaya hoga

Samali - bachana muskil hai

Neha - aisa mat bol

Samali - ek rasata hai agar tuh enhe bhi bhediya bana de par mai kah nahi sakati ki yeh kaya ban jaye par haa bach jayenge

Shikha - yeh mar nahi sakata etni chhote sai ghav sai eske pass shaktiya hai

Neha - haa samali

Samali - mujhe nahi pata agar mare nahi toh adamkhor jarur ban jaye aur agar enke pass shaktiyaa hai toh yeh hum sabko mar denge

Neha - kaya karu phir mai

Samali - tujhe enhe kaatana hoga aur humari jaati mai milana hoga

Shikha - jaldi kar mere dev ko kuch nahi hona caahiye

Samali shikha ko ghurane lagi

Mai - neha kaat le mai nahi cahata ki bheghunah logo mere hatho sai mar
jaye

Neha nai apnai ashuo ko pocha aur - i am sorry bhai

Aur uska face change ho gaya bhediye ke face mai uss nai meri garadan ko jakad liya

Mai - maa maaaa aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh bacho

Shikha didi ke aakho mai aashu hi beh rahe the unhno mera haath pakad rakha
tha mere nakhu unke haatho mai ghus rahe the

Shikah - neha usse dard ho raha hai

Samali - app saant raho woh thik kar degi

Neha hati aur mere senne mai danth gada diyaa usska daant mere dil ke andar ghus gaya mere aakhe band honne lagi mera haath dhila pad gaya

Shikha - dev dev dev utho dev utho tum mujhe chhod ke nahi jaa sakate

Neha dur haati uska face vapas thik ho
gaya - didi shaant raho woh behosh hai
bus

Shikha didi nai ek taapad neha ko jad
diya - dr hu mai mujhe mat shikha dev ki nabj band ho gayi hai tune mar diya mere dev ko

Neha - samali app yaha betho hum aaye abhi kahi mat jana mai kuch lekar aati hu

Woh dono chali gayi

Shikha didi nai mera shir apni god mai rakh liya aur roone lagi unke aashu mere gaal par gir rahe the

Shikha - he bhagawan kaya yahi tera insaaf hai maine jisske liye eetni bezzati
jheli tune phir usse mujh sai chin liya har baar mere saath dhokha kiyaa tumnai pheli essko etni ladkiyo mai fasa diya joh sayad ese samajhati hi nahi

Shikha - yeh toh bus kisi ke asshu dekh kar pigal jata hai aur log ese hamesha hi
galat samjahte hai mai janti hu esske dil ko agar yeh cahata toh sayad aaj
sabki saath hade par kar ke kuch bhi kar sakata tha par esse paata hai ki aage
kuch bhi ho skata hai tabhi sabsai bachata rhata hai aur aap nai esske etnai bade tyaag ke diya kaya mout ek dardnakmout aaj sai naa mai aapki puja
karungi naa aarti abb mera aap sai ess duniya sai vishwaas uth chuka hai

Mere cells regenrate hone lage mere dil ki nase dhirre dhirre thik honne lagi
mujhe kuch halaka halaka saa dikhane laga

Lo bhai dev bhi bhediya ban gaya ab
Badhiya shaandaar update bhai

 

[Naik]

MAHA MEGA
UPDATE 117

Shikh didi apni aakhe band kar ke bole jaa rahi thi kuch

Shikha - kass tumahri jagah meri jaan chali jaati kaas mai bata paati ki kitna
caha hai maine tumhe kass mai kej paati I LOVE YOU aaj meri zindagi ka sabsai
acha din tha ki tumhe mai feel kar payi par abb tumhare saath mai apni zindgi
kahtam kar dungi

Mai - didi didi kaya huaa app ro kyu rahi ho

Shikha - kyu naa royu mai tabhi unka dyan tota dev dev tum thik ho gaye woh mere mere face par behtahasa kiss karnai lagi

Mai - bus kaa.....r....oo aahhh mera sahir phir akadanai laga

Shikha didi chilla padi - nehaaaaaaaa

Neha nai piche mud ke dekha mai hawa mai uper ho gaya tha

Neha - yeh kaya hua yeh bhai ko

Sardar - pata nahi aisa humnai kabhi nahi dekha

Mai todhi dur jaa kar dir gaya

Dono mere tarf bhaage par neha ke saath aaye logo nai unhe pakad liya

Samali - nahi neha aur app koo
samajhana hoga woh saayd kahatanak ho abhi

Mai regata hua badhani laga

Mai - aaahhhhh huuuuhhh meraaa shir mera shir

Mujhe laga raha tha jaise mere sir mai train ki aawxe baj rahi ho

Meri body akadnai lagi mere hatho sai baal aur hadiya badhani lagi mera face
change ho raha tha dhire dhire mere pure body par baal hi baal ho gaya

Dard etna ki mano koi mere andar hath daal kar sab kuch kar raha hai

Mai edhar udhar dekha toh mujhe pedo aur mountains ki top dhikayi de raha tha kaya mai hawa mai hu

Maine ass pass dekha toh bird mujhe mano kisi pin ki tarh dikh rahi thi maine
aakho ko malanai ke liye haath uthaya toh laga jaise haath 10000 killo kaa ho
gaya hai mai jaise hi haath ki taraf dekha

Mai - Nhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Mere chillane sai yaha niche kadhhe log hawa mai udate hue dur gire neha shikha aur unke saath ke log sidhe pani mai gire

Maine bola toh nahi thaa par awaaz kuch aur lagi mujhe

Sadar aur samali ek ghadhe mai girre woh dono mitti mai ho gaye

Sadar apne shir ko samabhata hua utha

Sardar - kaya bala hai yeh

Samali - kaya pata maharaj samajh mai nahi aa raha hai

Sardar - kahi yehi toh humara agala raja nahi hai

Samali - maharaj ho sakata hai yeh bhi neha sai jude hi hai par een mai humari
jaati ka khoon nahi lagata

Mai phir chillaaya

Kyuki mere apnai hi sharir sai dar raha tha

Sardar dar ke mare pathar ke piche
bhaga - yeh kahi kadhe khade mera pisab naa nikal de

Mai bhagata hua kud gaya naadi ke upar sai sab mujhe edhar sai udhar jaate dekh rahe the

Mai bhagata hua pedo ko todata hua aage bhadh raha tha
Mai bhagata hua road par aa agaya tha

Maine ek aur chalaang lada di mai ek mall ke bahar tha

Sab heraine sai meri photo khich rahe the mere waha aa jaane sai wha hala mach gaya yha logo edhar udhar bhaag nai lage

Mujhe khoon ki khushbo aa rahi mano man kar raha ki sabka khoon pii jau mai
kudh ko rok nahi paa rha tha maine ek ladke ko utha liya

Ladka - mummy bachao papa baacho eeeeeee chhodo gaande beast mujhe

Maine usse nicche rak diya sab harani sai dekhnai lage ki ek katanak werwolf
nai bache ki baat mai kaise aa gaya

Mujhe need jaisi aane lagi mai girani hi wala tha ki ek red gola mere sine par
pada mai mall said takara woh toh aacha tha ki kinare sai takarya warana kaafi log mar jaate

Mujhsai etna bada shrir samabha hi nahi jaa raha tha

Mai samnai dekha toh black bird tha

Bird bird - aabe mai yaha uss dev ke bache sai lad raha hu taaki yeha raaj karu abb tuh kon hai

Mai bola - sun be

Par mere muh sai pata naa kaisi awaaj aa rahi thi

BkBird - aaj enn logo ko enke naye bhajawan sai milawata hu uss nai ek family ki tarf ek power ball chhod di

Maine apna haath aage kar diya woh mere hath sai takayi aisa laga jase koi
gudagudi hui

Black bird hawa mai udta hua mujhe chitti jaise lag raha tha

Maine ungli sai usse mara jaise caroom board mai striker woh pata naa kaha gayab ho gaya
Par logo ki khoon ki khusbhu mujhe pareshan kar rahi thi

Mai waha sai bhaga jidhar black bird ko mara tha mai bhag raha tha aur mera
sharir chhota hota jaa raha tha dhirre dhiree abb mai bus 10 - 12 feet kaa rah
gaya phele syaad bhaut jada hi thaa jaise maine kayi movies mai dekha bole toh king kong size kuch

Mai todhi hi der ke andar jangal mai tha
Mere saamnai black bird pada tha
Black bird[ BB ] - aaahhh kon hai chutiyaa sale nai mar hi dala

Mai - ggaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr

BB - abe tuh phir gaya aur yeh pahad chua kaise ban gaya

Mai gurata hua uss par khuda uss nai ek fire ball mara par mujhpar uska koi ashar nahi hua

Maine uska gala pakada aur usska aadha mass faad kar fhek diyaa

BB- ..aaaaa.....ahhhhhh ....aaaaahhhhhhhaa....a.a..a.ahhhhh

Maine usske pakho ko pakada aur chir diya aur usski kamar sai bone marrow tod di

Usski dard ki bhayank awwaz purre area mai gunj gayi tabhi uper sai koi roshani dikhi mujhe

Woh niiche jaise hi aayi ek blast hua mere haath sai BB chut gaya aur woh dur jaa kar gira

Uss roshani mai sai ek bhankar chiz niakali jisske aakhe laal thi aur haath mai talawar saayd yeh essi ka nirman hua humari shaktiyo sai par abb mujhe dar jaisa kuch mehsusus nahi ho raha tha uss nai mere uper talwaar feki woh mere upar padi aur tut gayii

Woh chikahata hua mere upaar kuda mai bhi kuda

Udhar black bird karaha raha tha usske ghaav thik hii nahi rahe the

Edar

uss nai ek ghussa mujhe mara mai dur jaaa kar gira

Mai phir utha aur daaahada aur usski taraf bhaga aur haath aage kar diya

Yeh kaya mera haath usske aar paar ho aur usska dil mere haath mai thaa maine usska dil fod diya haath sai

Mai apna haath nikala aaj tak etna tezz kabhi nahi hua kuch bhi mere saath

Mai light sai 4 guna tezz dauda aisa laga

Usski body rakh ki tarah udd gayi

Mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki etni asani sai mar dunga

Abb ess black bird ko aur maar du are heh kaha bhag gaya

Woh waha par nahi tha

Mai aur kuch bol kar pata meri body fir akadani lagi aur mai behosh hokar gir gaya

5 - 6 ghante baad

Meri aakhe khuli toh dekha ki samne maa bethi hui hai aur pass mai neha aur
payal didi

Mai uthane laga

Neha - are bhai lete raho bus bus utho naa

Mai - are nahi mai thik hu par mai yaha kaise

Maa - neha nai bataya ki tuh road par behosh pada tha acha hua yeh walk par gayi aur tuh mil gaya

Mai (man mai) - chalo neha nai sambhal liya sab

Mai - haa maa woh ek car sai takar lagyi thi

Maa - enn aaj kal logo ko naa jaane kaya ho gaya hai

Mai - are jaane do maa mai thik hu naa bus

Maa nai mera gaal sahalaya - haa mera beta thik hai bus yahi hai caahiye mujhe

Dhiree dhiree sab apne kaam mai lag gaye

Edhar mai ess socha raha tha - yar jab mai usske pankh faad diye toh waha sai gaya kaha mai agar bhehosh na hua hota toh saayd kuch pata chalata

Maa - dev nicche aa kahana kah le

Mai - aaya maa

Mai - aaj pet bhar ke kahunga saari musibat ek bhediyaa bankar kahatam abb buss arav ko aur bacha luh

Mai akar nicche beth gaya

Mausi - kaya baat hai bada muskura raha hai bhau nai khushkhabri de di kaya

Mai - kaya mausi aap bhi naa abb khush naa rahu kaya

Payal - kyu ched rahi ho maa le tuh yeh kaah tere liye special banaya hai

Mai - ohh halwa par kaya fayada mitha nahi lagega

Payal - arre nahi sugar daali hai

Mai - par appke hatho jitani mitti nahi hogi woh

Payal - are arre mere haatho sai kahana hai

Mai - haa aur agar meri payari behan bhi khila de toh aur mittha ho jaaye

Neha joh abhi tak face jhuka kar bethi thi meri taraf dekha

Mai usske aur woh mujhe dekh rahi thi payal didi samjh gayi aaj koi baat hai
en dono mai

Payal - are neha uth dekh aisa bhai nahi milega kisi ko ek mera bhai hai pata nahi kaha raheta hai khane ka chhod baat bhi nahi karata etna busy hai woh

Mausi - mere bete ko mat bol kuch

Mai - neha tuh khila de yeh ladanai lagi abb

Neha etni jaldi uth kar mere pass aayi ki sab hariran ho gaye

Neha - bhai sab chair bhari hui hai

Mai - acha chal hum nicche beth jate hai

Mai utar kar side ke diwal sai tek laga kar beth gaya

Mai - are abb khilagi bhi mujhe duty par jana hai

Sab ek saath kuch ko chhod kar - duty

Mai - oohh sorry maine btaya nahi mai yaha ka naya dgp hu

Payal - uuuhhhh ahhhuhhhhh

Pari nai uth kar unhe pani pilaya - kaya karti ho didi

Payal - dgp yaha ka tuh

Mai - kaya hua essmai

Maine sabki tarf dekha

Mai - ohh aap sab aise kyu dekh rahe ho aur tuh khila rahi hai yaa mai kaah loo khud

Neha - nahi bhaiya bethe raho aap

Neha mujhe khilane lagi

Dad - yeh kab kaya karate hai pata nahi chalata hai

Madan (mousa) - haa waise ek baat bato yeh sab yeh kar kaise raha hai kabhi
agent kabhi dgp

Dad - kahata hai time aane par sab bata dunga

Madan - kahi aisa naa ho time nikal jaaye hatho saai

Mamata(mausi) - aap aisa kyu bol rahe ho dekho kitane payar sai kaha rha hai
yeh kbhi galat nahi karega

Maa - baccho tum kaah lo humm aate hai

Saloni - thik hai maa par hua kaya

Maa - kuch shaadi ka discuss karna hai
Maa mousa , mausi ,dad sab ek room mai chale gaye mujhe toda aajeeb laga

Par maine jada dayan nahi diya kyuki
neha bhaut khush hokar khila rahi thi usski aakho mai todhe sai aashu the

Mai - are pagali kaya hua roo mat

Neha - bhai kal ke liye mujhe maaf kar do aur yeh asshu kushi ke hai

Maine usske asshu poche
- dekh ghussa toh mai abb bhi hu par aise chhupana nahi cahiye tha

Neha mere muh mai halwa dalate hue - aab nahi chhupaungi par aap sai dar gaye hai saab sardar ko haad sai jada bukhaar chad gaya hai

Pari - kise bhukar chad gaya hai

Mai - chup chaap khaana kaah le dusaro ki bato par jada dyaan dene ki jagah padh liyaa kar

Pari - par bhaiya maine toh bus pucha hai

Mai - toh sunn le nahi batana kuch tujhe bus baate karawa lo ensai

Saloni - oye mr jada udo mat bechari ko rula diya

Mai - kyu kaya galat kaha jab sai aaya hu bus ghumana kahana dekh raha hu

Saloni - sab teri hi vajah sai hai

Shikha - are kaya bak rahi hai saloni chhup kar

Mai(man mai) - bhai nikal jaldi warana lagi teri

Mai - acha mai chalat hu

Saloni - maine kaha ruk jaa pehale ess sai maafi mang

Pari roote hue - huuuahhhuhhu jaane do didi

Mai aage jaane laga

Saloni - abb etna bada ho gaya ki mera jawab diye bina jaa raha hai

Mai khijate hue - kaya pagalo jaise baate kar rahi ho kam karoo apna dusro ki zindagi mai jada dakhal mat do

Saloni chilaate hue - de......evv

Mai - kaya dev behan ho wahi ban kar raho ghsaa mujhe bhi aata hai

Neha - bhaiyaa saant saant

Mai - chup kar saant ki baachi aur tum jada maharnai mat bana karoo samajhi

Shikha - dev yeh koi tarika apni badi behan sai baat karnai kaa

Mujhe enki baatoo sai irritation ho rahi thi mai bhar jaane laga

Tabhi picche sai aayi aur saloni didi nai mujhe guhmaya
Aur japad maranai hi wali thi ki maine hath pakad liya

Saloni - teri etnai himmat

Maine unhe picche hata diya
Tabhi gate khula aur sab bhar aaye

Maa - kaisa hangama ho raha hai

Pari - maa bhai nai didi ko dhaka diya

Maa - dev yeh mai kaya sunn rahi hu

Mai - sahi sunn rahi ho enn sab nai
mera dimag kaharab kar rakaha hai

Neha - aap sab room mai jao abhi
Maa - chup kar yaha yeh sab ho raha hai aur tuh room mai bhej rahi hai

Neha - maa baat mano jaoo

Tabhi saloni didi nai ek tapaad rakh diya

Par achank joh hua mere bhi samajh sai bhar tha maine bhi ek taapad maar diya par kaise kyu

Dad - dev tera dimag kahrab ho gya hai

Shikha didi nai unnhe uthaya

Madan - beta tuh beth ghusse mai lag raha hai beth jaa saanti sai pata nahi kaya kar diya en ladkiyo nai

Mai - shai kaha mousa ji aapnai enn ladkiyo nai mera dimag kharab kar diya hai kaha hai woh saari sala ek aadami kaa majak bana rakaha hai tum mere tum mere ho

Maa - kon

Mai - aree wahi saari meri biwiyaa

Madan - kaya biwiyaa

Neha mere pass aayi aur mujhe pakad kar le jaane lagi

Neha ke pakadte hi mera gussa jasse gayab ho gaya mujhe usski shairi ki khusbhu sai jaise khichav saa mahsus ho raha tha mai usske picche aram sai jane laga

Ki tabhi maa nai mera haath pakad kar mujhe rok liya
Neha kaa haath chhut gaya

Maine piche dekha maa ekdum sai picche haath gayi

Payal - what the hell is this
Sab mujhe ghur rahe the

Maine apne shir par haath raka

Yeh kaya mere chaire par baal aa rahe ohh shit phir sai nahi
Pari - maa yeh bhai koo kaya ho raha hai

Neha - khadi mat raho bhag jao yaha sai abhi yeh naye naye werwolf hai apna
ghussa control nahi kar paa rahe hai

Saloni - w..eeerewolf dev tujhe kaise pata

Shikha - yeh sawaloo ka wkhat nahi hai aap log kaade kyu ho yha sai jao

Tabhi manav bhai ke saath c chacha/chachi ,bchacha /chachi ,teeno bua kiran /rani /deepa andar aate hue

Manav - woh maa jara bhar aaaahhhh yehhh kaya hai

Saab ek saath chilla pade

Chachiya aur bua toh chilane lagi ladkiyoo ki tarah - eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh

Mai haath aage kiya saloni didi taraf woh piche hat gayi

Saloni - chuna mat mujh piche haato

Mai todha aage bhadha

Saloni - nahi nahi piche hato

Neha - didi asse mat bolo woh abhi normal ho sakaete hai

Maine haath nicche kiya

Neha mere pass aakar mera face pakad liya - bhaiya acha socho acha socho sab
thik hoga

Mai - haa mai aacha insaan hu mai kabu kar lunga

Neha - haa bhaiya aram sai labmi sasse

Mai ek lambi saas li

Sab bus hum dono ko dekh rahe the manno jam jaye ho
Tabhi saari dev ki deviya utarnai lagi sidhiyo sai

Masoom - are ekdum mast thi yaar woh chuttudiyaa aahhhhh (Woh janu sai takarayi) kaya hua janu ruk kyu jayi
Janu nai saamnai ungli kar kar di

Saari ki saari bhi maano jam jayi par chillayi nahi koi

Devika bhaag kar mere pass aayi - yeh kay ho raha hai aapko

Mai - mujhe yaha sai le chalo kahi mai kuch kar naa do mai mere pair kaam nahi kar rahe hai

Devika mere kaan mai - par yah sab hai kaise (Mai bhi nahi cahataa ki aur kuch ghar waloo ko pata chale )

Mai - aaahhh neha mera haath

Neha - app hato yaha sai

Mere body ki akadan bhadnai lagi

Mai girane wala tha ki neha nai pakad liya

Neha - app yaha rahe toh kisi ko nuksan pahucha doge

Neha nai mujhe khandhe par lad diya aur room mai lekar gate band kar diya

Bhar sab log Pehale toh mujhe dekh kar hairan the par neha nai joh kiya woh aur bhi jada shoking tha

Manv - yeh kaya tha

Mausi - hume nahi pata

Maa room ki taraf jaane lagi

Shikha - nahi badi maa aisa mat karna woh sambhal legi usse

Maa - kaise sambhal legi kahi woh darinda meri beti ko kuch naa kar de

Devika - kaisi baate kar rahi ho woh aapka beta

Maa - par abhi joh dekha woh kaya tha mere phol jaisi bachi ko kuch ho naa jaye

Devika - aapko hamesha en sabki padi rehti hai jabki ess whakt dard mai woh
hai

Maa - eye ladki jaban sambhal apni tum humari bhau ki dost hu ess liye kuch
nahi kah hu humare ghar ke mamalo sai dur rhao

Shikha - app lado mat yaha vaise hi badi pareshni hai aur neha koo kuch nahi hoga

Kiran - agar woh darinda ban gaya toh

Shikha - bus bhaut ho gaya woh darinda hai toh usse saath jo hai woh bhi darinde sai kam nahi hai

Maa - tuh bhi ess bhar waali ka saath mat de

Shikha - yeh koi baharwali nahi hai yeh pariyo ki rani aur dev ki wife hai

Sab - kaya ...............

Shikha - haa aur neha ko kuch nahi hoga

Maa - kyu

Shikha - kyuki woh bhi werwolf hai

maa girr kar behosh ho gayi

Dad - savitri

Pari /saloni - maa

Baaki sab ki awaaz abhi bhi band thii dar ke mare

Inside room

Neha nai mujhe bed par lita diya aur mera haath pakad kar beth gayi

Mera shair thoda normal hua

Mai - neha abb mujhe yaha sai jana hoga mai kahatra man gaya hu tum logo ke liye

Neha - nahi bhaiyaa mai hu naa
Mai - par abhi bhi mai khudh ko rok nahi paa raha hu

Neha - essko aapko harana hoga apne andar ke janwar ko kabu karna hoga

Mai - haa karara hu

Neha - mai bhi madad karati hu

Uss nai mere gaale par kaata aur apne daat bhar nikal liye

Mera khoon behane laga aur mera ghussa bhi thandha hone laga

Mai karib kaiyi ghanta aise hi leta rha aur neha mere pass bethi bethi soo gayi

Maine usse hilaya - neha utho neha utho

Neha - huu haa bhaiya kaya hua aap thik toh ho naa

Mai - haa par hua kaya tha pareshan mat ho

Neha - appko ghssa aaya aur app badalani lage aur app nai sab bata diya sabke bare mai

Mai - kaya sabke bare janu devika sabke

Neha - haa uss samaye sayad koi kuch nahi bola par aab sayad

Mai - par mujhe kuch yaad kyu nahi hai
Pari - bhai aisa hota hai jab mai bhediya bani toh kabhi yaad rehata hai kabhi
nahi

Mai - bahar sabke saamane hua

Neha - haa bhaiya sab the

Mai - thanks tune mujhe bacha liya ess ghar ko todane sai Pehale

Neha - par aapko dhyaan rakahana hoga bina baat ke ghusa nahi karna hoga

Aaj sabke saamne sabki sachchayi aa gayi
Bahot behtareen shaandaar update bhai
Lajawab

 

[Naik]

MEGA UPDATE 118

Mai - thik hai

Mera phone ring hua

Mai - neha jara phone uthana

Neha - nahi maine hi waha rakha app kahi nahi jaaoge

Mai - utha naa maan jaa jaruri hoga

Neha nai phone uthaya - kisi mohan sir ka hai

Mai - laa de

Neha - nahi aapki tabiyaat kaharab hai yeh aapko bula lenge

Mai - de jauri hota hai tabhi karte hai

Akhir uss nai phone diya

Mai - haa sir

Mohan - kaha ho tum tumsai mujhe yeh umid nahi thi phale hi din etna late

Mai - shir koi kaam naa ho toh rahene de

Mohan - yaha arav ki location mil gayi aur tum kah rahe ho kaam nahi hai

Mai - kaha hai woh

Mohan - rajesthan mai hai

Mai - waha kaya kar raha hai

Mohan - tum etna azeeb tarike sai kyu behave kar rahe ho tabiyat thik hai naa

Mai - haa sir aata hu 1 mai ghante mai

Maine phone cut kar diya

Neha - bhaiyaa pet mai dard hai kaya

Mai - haa bhaut jada aur hadiyo mai bhi

Neha - jab bhi mai bhediye mai badalti hu tab hota hai aapnai bahut control kiya hai

Mai - par mujhe teri kusbhu acchi kyu lag rahi hai

Neha - woh ....ma...aaiii

Mai - bol naa

Neha - nahi sharam aa rahi hai

Mai - ab bata bhi de mai sach toh janu

Neha - wwo..hh bhai mai female
bhediya hu toh aapko mere pheromone attract kar rahe hai

Mai - ohh acha yeh dard kitnai der mai thik hoga meri shktiya bhi ess par kaam nahi kar rahi

Neha - bhai bus adha ghanta aur lagega

Mai - bhar kya ho raha hai

Neha - pata nahi bhar nahi gayi abhi tak par unke sawalo ko kaise face karungi

Mai - maine aur kuch nahi kiya naa

Neha - apnai saloni didi ko slap mara

Mai - hey bhgwan yeh kaya kiya ab hum dono ko sawalo ki pratice karti hogi

Neha - app toh bach jaaoge kyuki app bina jaaye manoge nahi

Mai - gudiya har chiz jaruri hoti hai dosti aur farz kabhi bhi bula skati hai

Neha - par bhaiya farz bus dosti ka nahi apni family aur apne cahane waalo
ko bhi time dena padata hai

Mai - kehana assan hai par meri zindagi assan nahi hai

Neha - bhaiya mai aapko jaanti hu aap ek kaam ko chhod kar dusra kaam karte
aur usse adhura chhod kar tisra essi liye etna uljahan mai rahete ho

Kitni saralata sai uss nai yeh bola joh sayad sach tha pehale maine raw ke
gadar ka mamala chhoda fir apne chacha ke ladko ka phir arav kaa

Mai - gudiya aaj sai mai vada karta hu ki aaj ke baad jis mai hath daal diya
usse usske anjam tak bina pahuchaye bina nahi chhodunga

Neha - yeh hui naa mere strong bhaiya wali baat

Mai uth kar bathroom mai gaya aur shower ke niche kapado mai nahane laga karib 15min baad mujhe rahat milli aur maine kudh ko saaf kiya aur bhar nikala

Mai - jara kapde nikal kar laa mere room sai uss nai jaise hi gate khola sab uski taraf dekhane lage maa ko bhi hosh aa chuka tha woh bhagati hui usse pass aayi

Maa - beta tuh thik toh hai kuch hua toh nahi

Neha - nahi maa mujhe kuch nahi hua bhaiya ke pet mai dard hai

Maa nai mujhe dekha aur mere pass bhagti hyi aayi aur mujje gale laaga

Maa - mere baache mere laal kya hua hai tujhe

Mai - maa kaya huaa apko har baar so ke uthata hu yehi puchati ho chal

Maa - mera beta taklif mai hai aur puchata hai kaya hua

Mai - maa mai toh samajha aapko mere chinta hi nahi

Maa - beta maaf kar de mai kud ko change kar liya tere jaane ke baad tabhi jab tuh aaya toh mera alag roop dekha

Mai - maa aap pheli jaise hi raha karo yeh dhikhawa mat kiya karo strong
bananai ka

Maa - par kaya karu akhir mai maa hu kab tak rok paau khud koo

Mai - maa mai janata hu kayi galatiya ki hai maine par maa maine jaan bhuj kar
kuch nahi kiya sab jindagi nai apne app kiya

Maa - beta mai mantai hu par kuch galtiya hum bhi karte hai

Mai - maa maine kosis ki par masoom ki sucide nai mera dil dahala diya maa kaise kisi ki mout ki vazah ban jau

Phone ring

Mai - haa sir

Mohan - tum aisa karo sidha rajesthan nikalo

Mai - thik hai mai pahuch jaunga

Phone cut

Maa - beta mera koi swarth nahi hai mai bus teri zindagi karab nahi hone de
sakti

Mai - maa maine bachpan sai app sabke baad bus komal sai payar kiya par meri
zindagi ko sayad yeh manjur nahi tha
aur mujhe nayi zindagi mili aur ek nayi pahachan aur ussi pachan mai masoom janu sona samil hai

Maa - beta mai maan bhi jaau toh ess duniya ko kaya jawab dega tuh ....

Mai - nahi maa aaj kal ke logo ko kaya padi hai kisi dusre ki sab apne mai mast
hai

Maa - beta kaya jawab dungi mai apne pariwar mai sabko

Mai - maa mai abb yaha nahi rahana cahata hu

Maa - beta mujhe kyu jete ji maar raha hai meri galti ki etni badi saja mat de

Mai - saayad yeh saja maine khud chuni hai mai aap sabke liye kahatara ban gaya hu kahi galti mai maine kuch kar diya toh

Neha - mai hu naa sambhal lungi

Maa - neha yaha aa meri bacchi darwaja band kar de

Neha humre pass aayi

Neha - haa maa

Maa - beta samjha esse tuh bhi toh esski tarah bhediya hai naa

Mai - nahi maa nahi aisa nahi hai

Maa - mujhe shikha nai sab bata diya hai essmai tum dono ki koi galti nahi par
beta tuh assi bate naa kar teri sab biwi teri pichali zindagi sab ke baare mai mujhe pata chal gaya hai tuh toh ek heera hai beta abb mai sab samajh gayi aur gahr ke sabhi toh tuh hume chhod ke jaa raha hai

Mai - nahi maa mai sabke dil ke bare mai soch soch kar apane dil ko pathar bana chuka hu ab mera sharir ek vahsiye khoni darinda naa ban jaaye
uss sai pehale mujhe jana hoga

Maa aur neha rone lagi tezz sai

Neha - bhaiya mai hu naa aapko sambhal lungi

Mai - nahi mai apne swaarth ke liye teri zindagi barabaad nahi karunga

Maa - beta tujhe joh man mai aaye kar komal sai janu sai jis sai marzi aaye
shaadi kar par ab dubara mat chhod kar mujhe mera beta dubra nahi khoona maan jaa beta

Mai - abb nahi maa abb ek aur zindagi kaharab nahi kar sakata hu usse abb en sab mai nahi launga

Maa - beta mai tere .....pair..

Mai - are maa haato kaya kar rahi ho etna bada paapi mat ban mujhe

Maa - eta mujhe caahe toh mar le par esa mat kar teri behane tere bina lash
jaisi ho jaati hai

Mai - maa app samjh kyu nahi rahi ho mai kabhi bhi khatra ban sakata hu aap logo pe

Neha - bhaiya mai aapke liye jaan de dungi

Mai - areepagali mai tuh kush dekhna caahata tuh jaha bhi jaaye kush rahe aage teri bhi apni family hogi agar maine kuch galat kiya aur duniya ke samnai mera sach samnai aa gaya toh kaya kahegi apne bacho sai ki tera bhai ek khon pine wala darinda hai

Neha - bhaiya agar yeh baat hai toh shaadi hi nahi karungi aur naa mujhe aise baache caahiye joh mere bhai ko khuni kahe naa aisa pati joh mere bhai ke khilaf ho

Mai - chaloo mujhe late ho raha hai mai chalata hu

Maa - nahi manega tuh

Mai(man mai) - mujhe bina baateye yaha sai jaana hoga

Mai - are maa mujhe kaam sai rajesthan jana hai aata hu mai toh majak kar raha
hu mai bus dekhana caahta tha ki aap kaa payaar kahi khoo toh nahi gaya naa

Maa nai apne aashu pooche - sach mai dev tunne pehale ki tarah humme mananai ke liye kiya yeh sab

Mai has kar - aur nahi toh kaya maa
woh hasate hue mere gale lag gayi aur neha bhi

Neha - bhaiya app bhaut saitan ho gaye ho

Mai(man mai) - maaf karna maa aur meri behano par mai abb aur nahi sah sakata hu yeha abb mere andar kissi aur ko rulane ki himmat nahi hai

Mai - maa app sabko apne tarike sai samjha dena mai aata hu kal subah tak

Maa - jaldi aan warna teri payal didi ghussa ho jayegi aur abhi kaya hoga jab tuh niche aayega

Mai - thik hai maa neha jaa naa kapadai laa kitani baar kahu

Phir maa chali gayi aur mai tayar hokar jane wala tha par mujhe thik nahi laga
mai room ki khidaki sai kud gaya kyuki mai abb aur nazaro ke teer nahi jhelna
chahata tha

Maine bike nikali aur gate bhar jaane hi wala tha ki shikha mere saamnai aa gayi

Mai - haat jao yaha sai

Shikha - kaha jaa rahe ho tum

Mai - kuch kaam hai arav ke silsile mai

Shikha - mai bhi chalungi tumhare saath

Mai - kaha naa hath jao mai tumhe toh kaya kisis ko bhi nahi le ja sakata hu

Shikha - kyu mai

Maine unhe side kiya aur bike lekar nikap pad todha dur jaane par mujhe awwaz aayi kisi ladki ke chillane ki

Maine picche dekha - yaar yeh manati kyu nahi hai

Mai bike aage karne hi wala tha ki woh kisi pathar sai takara kar gir gayi

Maine bike roki aur usse uthane gaya usske muh ssai khon aa raha tha

Maine shirt sai pocha - kaya pagal ho gayi ho jada agent pana sujh raha
hai

Shikha - mujhe kuch acha nahi lag raha tumhara jana

Mai(man mai) - enhe kaya ho gaya

Shikha - baat kaya hai dev

Mai - kuch nahi ghar jao mai kal aa jaunga

Shika - mujhe bhi le chalo

Maine todi der socha - thik hai par mission ke baad tum gahr aa jana

Shikha - chale abb

Mai usse bike par lekar nikala hum kuch der mai sehar sai bhar the

Shikha - abb bata bhi do kaya baat hai

Mai - kuch bhi nahi hai

Shikha - mai acche sai janati hu tabhi sab kuch chod kar aayi hu tumhe meri
kasam

Mai - app pagal ho kaya

Shikha - yeh jawab nahi hai

Mai - toh suno mai abb yaha nahi rahunga mai sab kuch chhod kar jaa rha hu

Shikha - kaya

Mai - haa agar mai kahi badal kar adamkhor bhediya bana toh apne hi gahr walo par hamala naa kar duu esliye app sab sai dur rahunga par pehale saari musibate khatam kar du

Udhar ek mahal mai puja ho rahi thi aag ki lapate etnai lambi thi woh mahal ki
uchayi ko chune ki khosis mai thi

Aur samnnai yeh sab rakaha tha jaise kisi saitan ko bulane ki tayarri thi

Mantra padhe jaa rahe hai ek kitab mai sai

BB - bherrung kundalya maha kaal mahakaal namita jag jag namita jursitama namata

Shirsti vinashak kaal kaal mahakaal dujh banjana maha ganajana shaitan shaitan

Darshan do apne bhakat ko

Aur ussmai sai ek bhayank shaitaan nikala

Shaitan nai usse garadan sai pakad kar utha liya

Shaitan - teri etni himmat ki mujhe meri tapasaya sai jagaya

BB - Swami par mere pass koi aur rasta nahi hai

Sahitan - toh jaa apni kaali shaktiyo ki maalik ke pass jaa

BB - nahi jaa sakata woh sirf shktiya dete hai par app mujhe jeevan daan de
sakete hai

Shaitaan - kyu aaya hai abb yaha kaya caahiye tujhe

BB - parbhu meri jaan mere phank nahi rahe kisi janwar nai ukaa diye mai ek
mamuli janwar sai haar gaya

Shaitan ki aag dhirre dhirre kahatam ho gayi aur woh normal ho gaya

Shaitan - murkh woh koi aur nahi woh dev hi tha

BB - nahi aisa nahi ho sakata hai

Shaitan - woh usski behan ki wajah sai hai abb bol kyu jagaya mujhe

BB - parabhu mai apni ruh aapko deta aap nahi cahae toh mai nahi marunga

Saitaan - mai teri ruh ko nikal kar kisi aur mai daal deta hu joh usska dushman
hai par tujhe madad toh karni hogi

BB - app mahan hai aapko sab pata hai mai kar dunga

Shaitaan - etna assan nahi hai woh ghar chhod kar jaa raha hai ki kahi woh apne
logo ko naa maar dee

BB - mai usse kahatam karwa mahraraj aap chinta naa kare woh akela nahi ho skaata kabhi bhi

Saitaan - use shakti mai harana namumkin hai usski kamzori par war karna hoga tujhe

BB - ji aisa hi hoga usski kamori hai usski premikaye aur behane joh usske liye pagal hai aur usske ghar waale

Shaitan - woh jitana unn sai dur hoga tujhe utana karib hona hoga apne manzil ke

BB - par kon hai uska etna bada dushman ki mai usske sharir mai jaa sakata hu

Shaitan - wahi jis nai usske dost ko kaid kiya aur uss ladki ke baap ko mara jis
ka fayada utha kar tumnai usse gumrah kiya tha usse abhi bhi yahi lag raha hai
ki tumnai usse kaid kar rha hai ha ha ha ha aur woh sach hoga

BB - ha ha ha dhanye ho app prabhu app dhanye ho

Shaitan - yeh chaplusi band kar aur mujhe kush kar warana

BB NAI taali baajayi aur waha 10 addmiyo ko kahda kiya gaya

Shaintain nai haath aage kiya aur unke jaan khich kar apne andar le li

Shaitan - Tunne mujhe kush kar diya

BB - abhi aur bhi kuch hai

Uss nai phir taali baajali toh waha 2 ladkiyo ko laya gaya jise dekh kar
sahitan ke muh mai panni aa gaya

Shaitan nai haath uper kiya - humme akela chhod tera kaam ho jayega

BB - jai ho jai ho shaitan ki

BB waha sai bhar aaya

BB - ab nahi bachega tuh kaya hua mai sahkti sai nahi hara paya dimag sai marunga tujhe

Bahot behtareen shaandaar update bhai

 

[Naik]

MEGA UPDATE 119

EDHAR

Shikha - dev kaisi baate kar rahe ho tum tum jante ho esska kaya ashar hoga
humari family par

Mai - haa par mai abb gahr nahi jaunga

Shikha - nahi mai tumhe kahi nahi jane dungi akhir mere dil ki halchal sahi
nikali

Mai - joh bhi ho mai bus dur rah kar app sabki suraksha karunga

Shikha - uski bhi jarurat nahi hai mai rakh lungi apni family ka dhyan

Mai - aapp gundo sai bacha sakati ho par black bird jaiso sai bhidhana nahi aata aapko

Shikha - black ho yaa white sabko dekh lege hum mil kar

Mai - hum kon

Shikha - kaya tere pass hi powers hai bus saloni janu devika sabke pass hai

Mai - app samjah nahi rahi ho mai unke liye bhi kahatara ban sakata hu

Shikha - bakwas hai yeh sab

Mai - aisa karo abhi chalo dekh lena jab hoga

Shikha - maine kab mana kiya chalo

Mai unhe lekar nikal pada bich mai kayi jagah par ruke hum petrol bhawaya aur
kuch kaya piya par shikha didi ghusse ke karan ek word bhi nahi boli kaafi lambe safar ke baad hum jaipur pahuche

Maine sir ko call kiya

Mohan - kaha ho tum

Mai - sir jaipur mai hu

Mohan - acha ess wkhat kaha par ho

Maine ek dukan waale sai pucha

Aur phir

Mai - haa sir yeh koi jal mahal hai

Mohan - acha aisa karoo waha sai sitapur ke multispeciality hozpital mai chale jaoo

Mai - par kyu sir

Mohan - arav ki halat kaharb hai humnai usspar shak kiya par woh toh kudh kaid tha par woh un sabko mar kar bhaag aaya hai saath ma dgp ki ladki bhi hai abb unko hifazat sai yaha lana tumhari jimedari

Mai - ok sir app befikar raho

Mohan - ok jaldi report do

Mai - ok sir

Maine phone cut kar diya

Mai - bhagwan nai aapki sun li ab mera darinda nahi jagega

Woh kuch nahi boli

Main hospitap pahucha

Waha recepetion sai pata kiya

Aur arav ke room mai gaya

Arav ko needles lagi hui thi aur pass mai woh bethi thi

Raveena - DGP DAUGHTER

Mai - kaisa hai arav

Raveena nai meri tarf dekha aur meri tarf aa gayi uss nai mujhe marnai ke liye haath uthaya par bich mai shikha didi nai pakad liya

Shikha - tumjari etni himmat

Sweety - yeh insaan ek number kaa dhokhebaaz hai paise essnai churaye aur bhugat arav raha hai dushmani esski bhugat arav raha hai

Shikha - dekho hum sab ek team hai aur yeh humare boss aur boss kuch bhi
faisala le woh humara faisala

Sweety - apne bf ki jada taarif mat karo

Mai - dimag thikane par hai naa

Raveena - kaya payar hai ek ko bolo toh dusara bhadak jata hai toh mere arav ko
kyu dukh de rahe ho

Mai - tumhara arav

Tabhi gate khula

Nurse - tum sab pagal ho yaha
Patient serous hai aur tum

Mai - sorry sis abb nahi hoga
Woh chali gayi

Raveen - kaya lene aaye ho abb yaha mere arav ko toh mar chukee ho

Shikha - stop talking you selfish

Woh aage gayi aur arav ki needles nikal di

Sweety - heey koi hai koi hai yaha par

Maine uska muh band kar diya

Shikha nai pass ke medicine mai kuch liya aur arav ko inject kar diya

Arav hadbada kar uth gaya woh edhar udhar dekhene laga todha saant hua toh

Arav - arre dev yaha

Mai - harmkhor bina baatye gayab ho gaya hai aur aya toh yaha leta hua hai maine Raveena ko chhodate hue kaha

Raveena - yeh tum thik kaise ho gaye

Mai - woh shikha ka kamal hai

Shikha - kaya jaurat thi woh drugs lene ki

Arav - aree nahi leta toh sab mujhe normal nahi samajhete

Raveena - what tum normal nahi ho

Mai - are usske dimag par chhot lagi hai

Raveena - tumhare dimag par lagi hogi chhot

Arav - chup karo Raveena

Mai - yaar teri waali toh laal mirch hai

Raveena shikha ke pass gayi - app kitnai acchi hai mere arav ko ekdum thik kar diya par aapka bf ya boss bhut alag hai

Mai - yaar saari ladkiyo ke dimag mai kachara hai kaya arre meri maa woh meri ...

Raveena - wife hai

Mai - haat saala yaha rukana hi nahi
mai gate khol kar bhar chala gaya

Arav - Raveena tumnai ussai gussa diya

Raveena - kaisa boos yaa dost hai arav tumhara apni biwi ke baare mai aacha sun ke bahar chala gaya

Arav - chhup karo shikha hai yeh usski sister

Raveena - opps sorry didi maaf karana galti ho gayi

Shikha - koi baat nahi par arav yeh Raveena kaha sai aa gayi

Arav - woh hum bhaut pehale sai ek dusre ko payaar karte hai dev sai milene sai pehale humara breakup ho gaya tha par ess hadsai nai hum mila diya

Raveena - jis mai mere dad nahi rahe ...

Woh ronne lagi shikha didi nai aage bhadh kar usse chup karaya

Shikha - nahi rotte nahi

Raveena - maaf karana didi par apka bhai dosto ki kadar nahi janata hai warana woh arav ko bacha ne aata par par acha hi hua mera arav hero hai hero hosh mai aate hi dhul ki tarah uda diya maine toh socha ki jis boss ke liye etnai ladyi hui saayd woh takawar hoga par mere arav ke saamnai woh kuch nahi hai

Shikha didi nai essaro sai sai arav sai pucha kaya esse kuch nahi pata

Arav nai palake jhuka kar haa mai jawab diya

Shikha - toh abb chale waha sab nai tumhe hi mudere saabit kar diya hai

Raveena apne aasu pochate hui - mera satement hi saabit kar dega ki arav nai kuch nahi kiya

Shikha - chalo humme jaldi hai

Arav - chalo

Woh tenno bhar aaye waha ek hawaldar khada tha mai uss sai baate kar raha tha

Raveena - arav tum order do ki hum jaa rahe hai

Arav - sunno yaha hawaldar nai meri tarf dekha

Raveena - udhar kaha dekh rahe ho woh honge kisi private egency ke boss par logo ko mar kar anne waale yaha hai

Hawaldar - par naye dpg sir toh yeh hai

Raveena - what how they do that this is radiculous

Maine arav ko esshara kiya

Arav - arre chalo raste mai baat kar lenge

Phir bina kuch bole hum bhar aaye aur humare jane ki puri tayari ki thi maine
bike wahi chhodi aur nikal pada unnhe lekar car mai

Jab tak hum sehar sai bhat nahi aa gaye koi kuch nahi bola aakhir woh boli jise
mai sunana nahi cahata tha

Raveena - arav muderer aur tum dgp police waalo ka dimag kaharab ho gaya hai

Arav - Raveena bus bhi karo tum baar baar usse kyu irritate kar rahi ho

Raveena - kyu naa karu jab sai kidnap kiya hai uss kutte shashank nai tab sai ennki bus ...

Mai - ek ek minute kaya kaha tumnai
shasahnk

Raveena - haa woh baar baar usse hi boss kah rahe the

Arav - par maine aisa kuch nhi sunna

Raveena - jab tum bhesoh the pure 10 ghante tab ki baat hai

Mai - yaar maine toh socha hi BLACK BIRD kaa kaam hoga yeh sab bhi

Arav - yaar saayad teri vajah sai usski position chali gayi essi liye kyui usske
baad jadatar field opration tune kiye usse chhote motte hi milate

Shikha - sayad tum sahi kah rahe ho dev nai usse pehale din mar mar kar bheshosh kar diya tha saayad apni bezati samajh li

Mai - par woh gaadari kyu karega

Arav - yaar kaya pata laalach mai

Raveena - ek baat puch sakati hu

Arav - pucho

Raveena - yeh kon hai

Arav - abb tum sai chupana thik nahi mai raw agent hu

Raveena - what ra.....aa.w agent

Arav - haa aur yeh humara boss kum dost tumnai "Joker gang " ka naam sunna hoga naa

Raveena ki awwaj ab ekdum normal ho gayi thi - haa par kyu

Arav - humara hi gang hai aur yeh hai aur yeh hai joker hai hainaa dev

Maine piche mudh kar kehane hi wala tha ki

Raveena - aahhh

Aur woh bheshosh ho gayi

Mai - arre bhabhi ji ko kaya hua

Arav - bhabhi ke bache apna mask hata meri Raveena ko dara diya Raveena Raveena
..........woh usse uthane laga
Mai man mai hasa abb shaanti mili jab sai bak bak bak

Edhar mere ghar par matalb payal didi ke ghar par

Payal - are maa dev kha hai etna time ho gaya hai nazar nahi aaya

Mausi - are gaya hoga kaam sai pareshan mat ho

Payal - agar meri shaadi ke din aisa kiya naa toh chhodungi nahi

Neha - are nahi didi bhaiya sehar sai bhar gaye hue hai aa jayene kal tak

Tabhi mere ghar ke bhar cars ka ek kafila ruka aur uss mai sai 30 - 40 adami
nikale aur purre elake ko ghair liya aur usmai sai sandy aur shiva bhar
nikale

Aur ghar mai gaye

Mousa - kon ho tum sab aur yaha kaise

Shiva - jaldi yaha sai nikaliye bahar mai dev bhai ka dost hu

Dad - arre aase kaise hum kaise maan le

Pari - mai jannti hu dad hume ennki baat manani hogi

Sandy - jaldi bahar uss nai ghadi mai time dekha

Sab bhar aa gaye ghar sai

Sandy nai sabko cars mai bethaya aur bhaga di gaadi

Jasse hi woh dur pahuche ghar blast ho gaya aas paass ke ghar dur the aur
piche khet the toh aur kissi ko koi nuksan nahi hua par humare ghar ke ek ek eet udd gayi thi dhamakae mai mere gahar waalo ka pasina mai bura haal ho
gaya

Edar

Arav nai Raveena ko uthaya ki tabhi mera phone baja

Mai - hello

Shasahank - ha ha ha tuh apne dosto ko bachata reh jayega aur yaha tera pura
pariwar uda diya maine acha hua tuh ghar chhod kar chala gaya janwar saale

Mai - kaya kuute mai tujhe nahi chhodunga kaat daluga tujhe jamin sai nikal kar marunga kyu yahi soch raha hai naa tuh toh sun behanchod tuh kaya sochata hai ki mai assi hi joker hu ab joh mai bolunga dyaan sai sunn

Flash back

Jab neha mujhe room mai laayi

Neha nai mujhe bed par lita diya aur mera haath pakad kar beth gayi

Mera shair toda normal hua

Tabhi meri nazar saame ki ghadi par gayi jismai camera laga hua tha mai samajh gaya koi hum sab par nazar rakh raha hai mera dimag tezzi sai dodani laga aur maine kuch socha

Mai - neha abb mujhe yaha sai jana hoga mai kahatra bn gaya hu tum logo ke liye

Neha - nahi bhaiya mai hu naa

Phir usske baad neha nai mujhe kata aur maine sone kaa naatak kiya aur jab
utha toh phone sai baat karke neha ko baato mai lagaya aur phone lekar bathroom mai gaya aur bathroom check kiya yaha koi camera nahi tha maine ek shield banayai (apni power sai ) jismai naa mujhe koi tarck kar skata hai naa mere phone koo

Mai - haa hello sir

Mohan - kaya hua

Mai - shar raw ke jitne agents ke phone yaa koi bhi device unhe di gayi ho tap
kariye jab mjjhe phone aaye tab joh kuch bhi ho aap sunn kar action lenna aur abhi todhi der baad phone karkae kahana ki mai rajesthan jaau yaha sa
i
Mohan - ok jaisa tum kaho par baat kaya hai

Mai - sir saayad koi hai raw mai joh humari jasusi bhaut dino sai kar raha hai aur wahi gadar hai

Mohan - par kaya woh tummhe phone karnai ki galti karega

Mai - sur kushi sab karwa deti hai ok bye

Phir maine shikha didi ko msg mai sab likh kar bata diya ki unhe mere saath
jaane ke liye natak karana hai kyuki hum par nazar rakhi jaa rahi hai

Aur phir maine sandy aur shiva ko msg karke sab samajha diya aur apne ghar
par nazar rakhani ko kaha

Present

Shashank - par yeh kaise ho sakata hai maine teri har ek chiz par nazar rakhi
phir kaise

Mai - saayad tuh bhol gaya hai ki main tera bhi baap hu

Tabhi shashak ke room kaa gate tota aur waha kayi saar

Agent ghusse aur uss par gun laga di

Mai - bye bye fudu Agent

Maine phone cut kar diya

Aur saamane ke mirror sai camera nikala

Shikha - kaya yaha bhi

Mai - pata nahi aur kaha kaha lagaye hai saale nai agar maine yeh bug dector naa pehana hota toh saayad pata nahi chalata

Arav - kaya toh pehane hue tha tabsai

Mai - haa saale nai har ek chiz par nazar rakhi thi par mujhe lag gaya tha ki yeh kissi agent kaa kaam hai warna humari offical jankari toh hume bhi yaad nahi rehati kabhi kabhi

Arav - waha yaar kaya solid daaw khele hai ek hi jahtake mai sab dher

Mai - kaya karu kitnae dino sai pareshan kar rakha hai abb khayega jel ki hawa par man toh tha jaan sai maar du

Shikha - nahi yahi sahi hai

Mai car aage bhada di aur udhar shiva sandy sabko lekar mere naaye ghar
pahucha aur sabko andar le gaya

Sab sadamai mai the par jaise hi ghar mai gaaye sabka muh khula kaa khula raha gaya

Dad - yeh kiska ghar hai

Shiva - appka hai sir

Dad - yeh toh yeh toh

Sanady - haa swarg jaisa hai

Ho bhi kyu naa dev bhai kaa joh hai
Sab jaise bhul hi jaye the bomb attack ko par bua nahi

Kiran - par woh dhamaka aur ghar
Shiva - woh aap sabko marnai ki saajish thi taki dev bhai tut jaaye .......aur ussnai sabko bataya

Payal - par woh hai kaha

Shiva - aa jayenge kuch ghanato mai yeh loo msg bhi gaya

Payal didi nai phone le liya aur call kar di

Payal - hello ke bache ghar aa mai teri jaan le lungi

Mai - aare maine aapki jaan baachayi aur app mujh mar dogi

Payal - kaha naa abhi aa kuch bhi
power use kar yaa kuch bhi par abhi cahiye yaha tuh

Mai phone side kiya - arav babhi ji ki aakhe band kar de

Raveena - kyu mai abb nahi darungi tumsai

Mai - ok fine

Maine haath caar sai bhar nikala aur ek portal banaya joh mere naye ghar ke parking mai khule

Aur caar ko ussmai ghusa diya

Bahot behtareen zaberdast
Shaandaar update bhai
Lajawab

 

[Naik]

MEGA UPDATE 120

Jab uss hole hai hote hue ghar ki parking mai pahuche toh

Arav - aabe kaya kiya

Mai - abb kaya hua

Arav - yeh toh beshosh ho gayi phir sai

Mai - maine Pehale hi kaha tha abb chal le kar chal andar

Usnai usse goad mai uthaya aur hum andar jaane lage

Hum jab andar gaye toh waha sab hume dekhane lage

Payal - aa gaya tuh

Mai - didi app gusaa kyu ho

Payal didi ekdum sai ronne lagi
Mai (man mai) - enhe toh oscar milana cahiye emotional hone mai

Mai unke pass gaya aur unhe chup karane laga Unhone mere seene par ghuso ki barsat kar di

Payal - tuh bahut ganada hai mai tujhsai baat nahi kraungi

Mai - kay hua didi aisa mat karana

Maa - teri vajah sai esska ghar blast ho gaya aur kehata hai ki kaya hua

Payal - kaisi baat karati ho dev par toh aise hazaro ghar kurban hai mai toh ess
liye kaha kyuki yeh jab aap sai ghar chhodani ki baat kar raha tha tab mai gate ke pass hi thi

Mai - arre jasus toh mai hu app jasusi kab sai karani lagi woh sab ek jaal
tha kisi ko fasane ke liye waise agar mai nahi aata toh

Payal didi nai mujhe sofe par dhaka de diya

Payal didi edgar edhar udhar dekhene lagi - ess ghar mai koi Chhadi (stick) kyu nahi hai

Devika nai haath piche kiye aur chadi(stick) la kar didi ko de di

Mai - devika yeh thik nahi hai aaahhhh ouuuch nahi didi aage nahi hoga

Payal - bol shaadi sai pehle jayega kahi

Mai - aahhh suja diya haath nahi jaunga kahi bus na

Saloni - nahi didi aur marro

Mai - aahh nahi tumhe toh baad mai dekh lunga

Saloni - yahi kadhi hu mai dekh lo didi tango par marro taaki chal na paaye

Payal - tuh chhup kar mai janti hu

Mai - didi mai shaadi tak kahi nahi jane wala bus naa

Payal - pakka

Mai - haa didi pakaa mar mar kar suja diya hai

Unhone marana band kiya

Payal - kitana natak karta hai koi chhot nahi lagi tujhe

Maine wahi shirt utar di

Kiran - haaye ram kitna besharam ho gaya hai
Cchacha - haa esski shaadi sach mai karani hogi tabhi lagam lagagi esski

Mai - aap logo ki tarah nahi hu mai strong hu

Masoom - woh toh pata chalega hi aage

Sab ke sab has nai lage

Mai - kaya didi sab has rahe rahe aur app roo rahi ho

Payal - mujhe laga tujhe chhot nahi lagagi

Maine dhire sai kaha - didi yeh jaduyi hai mujhe toh bus halki si lagi apne
husband ko mat mar dena woh mar hi jayenge

Payal - chup kar saitan ke bache

Mai - are yar shiva jara dusri light on kar bhai

Shiva nai dusari light on ki Sab ke muh khule rah gaye

Dad - wah kaya sajawat hai jaise kisi pari nai sajaya hai

Mai - haa dad pariyo ki raani nai Sab mere taraf dekhene lage

Didi nai baat badalate hue

Payal - waise tune sab pehale hi soch rakha tha kaya

Mai - haa yeh toh socha hi tha aur haa saara samaan sabke room mai jaisa waha tha yaha hau

Payal - kbhi kbhi magic ke fayede bade ache lagate hai

Mai - acha mai chala sonne app log apna apna room dekh lo aur haa mousa ji app jada mat socho mai hu sab sambhal lunga

Arav - yaar bhai eska kuch kar

Maa - kon hai yeh aur asse kyu laaye ho

Mai - woh sab bad mai maa tuh lekar chal mere saath

Hum dono uper ke room mai gaye

Arav nai Raveena ko lita diya

Mai uske sir par haath rakha aur kuch mantra bole

Raveena ki aakhe khulane lagi

Arav nai usse gale laga liya

Mai waha sai uth kar jaane laga

Arav - todhi der ruk jaa

Mai - naa bhai kahi bhabhi phir behosh naa ho jayee

Arav hasa par bhabhi ji nahi

Mai waha sai akkar apne room mai let gaya

Maine apni akkhe band kar li aur kho gaya apni sapano ki duniya mai

Jaha mai tha aur meri komal
the aur mai usski goad mai leta hua hu aur woh meri baalo ko sehala rahi hai thi

Udhar sab apne room dekh kar kaafi khush the

Kaafi time baad shor sunayi diya

Aur pari kasish sai lad rahi thi

Pari - yeh room mera hai kyuki yeh bhai ke room sai attach hai aur tujhe bas
todhi der rukane diya bus

Kasish - ase kaise mai pehale ess room mai aayi hu

Pari - uss sai koi fark nahi padata hai

Kasish - mai badi mummi sai shikayat kar dungi

Saloni - kyu chilla rahi ho tum dono jis lena hai le loo lado ma aur tuh pai lene de naa usse waise bhi usse kuch din baad jana hi hai

Kasish - how sweet of you di

Pari badabadate hui mere room mai aa gayi

Pari - enko toh mai chhodungni nahi kaise smile pas kar ke soo rahe

uss nai gate lock kiya aur mere upar kud gayi

Mai - aahhh hh kom....allll

Pari - komal nahi pari hu mai

Mai - are pari kaya tuh yaha

Pari - woh side wala room kasish nai le liya toh mai aa gayi apke pass par komal
didi ka naam kyu

Mai - chup kar didi nahi woh samjhi

Pari - sorry woh ...m..

Mai - chal abb hat sonne de

Pari - nahi mujhsai baat karo mai nahi sone dugi

Mai - kaya bachapna hai hai pari

Pari mere upar sai haati aur jaane lagi

Mai(man mai) - kahi yh bhi neha ki tarah naa ruth jaaye

Mai utha aur usse picche sai pakad liya

Pari - chhodo mujhe nahi karani apsai baat

Ma - maaf kar de naa

Maine usse god mai uthaya aur lita diya bed par

Pari - Pehale kyu bhagaya

Mai - arre mai toh majak kar raha tha

Pari - bhai waise komal ka sapana dekh rahe the

Mai chock gaya usse aisa bolanai sai

Usnai hilaya mujhe

Mai - haa dekh raha toh kaya hua

Pari - app uske sapne kyu dekhate ho jab woh apko nahi samjah sakati hai

Kai - woh......chhod jaane de yeh bata aage kaya karana hai tujhe(mai baat badal
di )

Pari - kuch nahi bhai bus mai ek dancer bana cahati hu

Mai - tabhi tera padayi mai man nahi hai

Pari - haa aisa hi kuch

Mai - aur kuch hai

Pari - haa aur app sai payar

Mai - pari maine tujhsai kaha tha woh sirf attraction hai

Pari - jisa appko uss komal aur baaki sab ke liye hai

Mai tezz sai - pari yeh jada ho raha hai
uss nai mujhe kich liya

Pari - abhi kiya kaya joh jada ho gaya

Mai(man mai) - hey bhagwan bacha loo ess sai

Uss nai gaal par ek kiss kiya

Pari - appko bhuk nahi hai kaya subah sai sahi sai kuch nahi kahya hai

Mai - haa bhut joro ki meri vajgah sai yeh sab hua toh kissi ko preshan nahi kiya aur bhar kahanne ka man nahi tha

Pari uth kar - bhai kitchen kaha hai chalo bato mai bana dungi

Mai - kaya sach mai

Pari - bhabhiya toh bus ladnai mai dimag laga rahi chalo abb

Mai kush tha bahut par dhuki bhi ki yeh baat shaayad sahi thi woh sab bhi yahi
kar rahi thi

Mai - haa chal

Hum dono niche aa gaye kitchen mai

Pari - bhai saara saman hai yaha sab kuch

Mai - haa woh toh devika nai sab kar diya hoga

Pari - kaya banau batao

Mai - jada nahu halka fulka bana de
phir woh lag gayi apne kaam mai aur mai bus khade khade dekh raha tha kasam sai ussko aisa dekh lag nahi raha thaa ki yeh keval attraction hai par mujhe ek baat khaye jaa rahi thi ki mera yeh janam kaise hua mai jab mara mera janm hona mushkil thaa dubra toh aakhir hua kaya usske baad

Todhi der baad jab bana gaya

Pari - kaha kho gaye ho aur khadee ho tab sai

Mai - tuh bhi toh kadhi hi thi

Pari - bhai app kab kaya bolate ho abb samajh mai nahi aata hai

Mai - chal pehale kaah lete hai

Pari - chaliye room mai apne haatho sai khila dungi aapko

uss nai khane ki taali li aur

Mai bina kuch bole chal pada usske piche room mai pahuch kar hum dono bed par beth gaye aur woh mujhe khilane lagi

Pari - oucch haath kahoge kaya bhaiya

Mai - sorry jada lagi toh nahi

Pari - nahi app kaho

Khane khane ke baad mei muh haath do liya woh bhi niche chali gayi thaali
rakhane

Pari thodi der baad aayi

Pari - bhai abb soo jaoo maine aapko jaga diya tha naa

Mai - abb need nahi aa rahi hai

Woh niche utar kar gayi aage aur bhaag kar mere upar kud gayi

Mai apne hoth par haath rakahata hua - yeh kaya thaa

Pari - meri good night kiss

Mai - bhut bhadmass ho gayi hai apana kaam nikal leti hai chal abb mai bhi soo hi leta hu

Pari - dekha mera kamal

Mai - haa chal meri chulbuli chochalaty
girl soo jaa

Whai ess chandani raat mai ek room mai ek payaari si ladki beth kar kuch likh rahi joh shayad usse dil ke ashasas ko batate hai

Kaise batau tujhko kaya yeh mera dil kehata hai

Bus tere hi Naam lekar dhadakata rehta hai

Pyaar kitana Karati tuhjsai tuh naa jaan paayega

Meri saaso ke har panno bus tuh apna hi naam paayega

Mera dil bhi kahi kho jaaye par mile tuh har jagah yahi tamana karata hai

Teri baho mai hai jannat yeh koi nahi jaan payega kyuki tera dil bhi toh mujhsai payaar karata hai

Raat ki chandani jalaye har pal kaash tuh aaye aur bhar le mujhe apni bhao mai aur kah de ki tuh sirf mujhsai hi payar karata hai

Kaise mai dekhu tujhko unki bhao mai jin par hak mera hai

Tod diya tune mere sapnao Ka aashiyana phir kyu kehata hai mujh par hak tera hai ........

Tabhi gate par nock hua aur komal ke ashu aur pen wahi ruk gaye woh uthi apna face saaf kiya aur gate khola

Vinita - komal mom

Vikram - komal dad

Vinita - kaya kar rahi beta abhi tak

Komal - kuch nahi mom bus need nahi aa rahi

Vinita - soo jaa beta kal school bhi janna hai

Komal - haa mom bus jaa rahi hu

Vinita - ok beta good night

Komal - good night mom

Vinita - arre beta woh dev ke ghar sai card aya tha usski behan ki shaadi kaa
kab jaa rahi hai sam bhi kah raha hai jane ko

Komal - nahi mom mujhe paper ka padhana hai good night uss nai gate band kar diya

Vinita apne room mai jaate hue - azzeb baat hai pehale toh ek birthday party tak nahi chhodati thi apne dosto ki aaj pata nahi esske dimag mai kaya chalata hai

Komal apne bed par roti hui soo gayi

Kuch hi ghantoo baad raat ki khatam karte hue suraj ki roshani nai bataya ki
savera ho gaya hai

Sab log angdayi lete hue uthe
Mai bhi uth ke gaya masoom ke paas

Masoom - kon hai waha arre dev aap yaha

Mai - haa mai tum sai milne ka man hua toh aa gaya

Masoom - toh kaise yaad aayi meri

Mai - acha chalata hu

Masoom nai mera haath pakad liya - kaha jaa rahe aaj meri yaad aayi aur abb jaa rahe aise hi kaya hua bolo bhi

Maine masoom ko good mai utha liya

Masoom - haaa haaa are dheere gir jaungi

Mai - apne ess asshique ke hote hue nahi

Masoom - haa pata hai aisa asshiqu hai ki yaad nahi humari

Mai - nahi baby mai hamesha tumhe yaad rakhata par tum abb badal rahi ho

Masoom hotho par haath rakahte hue - shiii kuch nahi Pehale apni baby ko ek
morning kiss do

Mai usse kiss kartaa hua bed par gira deta huu

Masoom - oucch aaram sai

Mai - abb baato bhi kyu badal rahi ho tum ess duniya ki tarah

Masoom - pata nahi kyu par sab jab aap pe hak jamati hai toh mujhe bhi man karata hai karne kaa ess liye karati hu

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