UPDATE 95
Kasish - mai panda nahi hu abb
Mai - acha toh kaya hai ab tuh
Kasish- kuch nahi aap nai kaha tha ki mom dad ka dhyan rakhoge aur aap ghar chhod kar chale gaye aur woh log gaaw chale gaye
Mai- woh mai toh
Kasish - dekho bhai kaya hua kaya nahi hua mai nahi jaanti par aapnai wada tod diya
Uss nai call kat di
Maa - kiska phone tha sorry sorry kar raha tha
Mai- woh panda kaa tha
Riya - panda
Maa - hasti hui aare woh esski behane hai kaya hua
Mai- hona kaya hai uss kirti nai bataya hoga
Maa- chal jaa jaldi yeh pari etni der sai kar kaya rahi hai saloni ke saath
Mai etni tezz bhaga ki woh sab hairan ho gaye
Rajewari - esse kaya hua
Mai kamare mai ghusa -pari pari kaha hai tuh pari
Saloni- chilla mat so rahi hai kya hua
Mai usske pass jakar beth gaya
Maine usske face sai usske baal haatye
Aur jhuk kar usske gaal par ek kiss kar diya
Saloni - kaya kar raha hai
Mai- shiii aram sai meri gudiya uth naa jaye
Mai waha sai utha aur balcony mai kadha hoo gaya
Saloni- tuh hamesha tention mai kyu rehata hai
Mai- aare nahi ab lagata hai mujhe meri manzil par nikala hoga par uss sai phele
unn teeno koo aisa sabak shikahunga ki yaad rakhenge
Saloni- ab kaya fayada abb toh humara unsai rista khatam ho gaya toh sahi par mujhe baaki sabki yaad abhi aa rahi hai
Mai- didi aapko yaad aa rahi yaha mera bura haal hai yeh soch kar ki unn tenno nai aisa kaya kiya ki sab gaow chale gaye
Saloni- acha ruk haa shikha kaha hai
Shikha - gaow mai
Saloni- wha kyu gayi hai
Mai- phone do naa
Saloni- mai baat kar luu pahele
Mai- nahi phele ma
i
Saloni- le kar
Mai- haa kaya hua hai
Shikha*******************saari baat batayi
Mai- unnko esski saja milegi par aap dukhi mat hona
Shikha - mai kyu dukhi rahu tuh hai naa mera aashique
Mai- kaya
Shikha - ab toh sab yahi samjahne lage hai
Mai- ohh woh mai toh dar gaya tha
Shikha - chal jada mat soch tere pass aur bhaut kuch hai mere alawa sochane ko
Mai - aap aisa mat bolo joh hua woh jaruri tha
Shikha - ha par tune aaj hume humari aukaat dikha di ki tere liye humari koi
value nahi hai aase toh koi apna jhutta khana nahi phekhata jaise tunne humme feka
Mai- aisa mat samjho
Shikha - toh ek baar kah kar toh dekhata teri liye mai unhe kaya kisi ko bhi
chhod deti
Mujhsai ruka nahi gaya mai unke pass pahuch gya
Mai - Asse naa rulaya karo
Dard dilo ke badhaya Naa karo
Aapko bhulana hogi meri galati
Par uss galati ko yuh dil sai lagaya naa karo
Shikha - aaye ho tum hume yeh batane ki tumhare dil mai hi sirf dard hai
Kabhi dusro ke dilo mai jhaak kar dekh liya karo tum bhul hi jaoge ki tumhare
dil mai hi dard hai
Kdev - yeh mara
Mai - tuh aa gaya mahool kaharab karnai
Kdev - nahi mere bina nahi banega yaha mahool
Mai apne aap aage bhadnai laga
Mai k dev sai - nahi nahi nahi
K dev - ha ha ha
Mai jaise hi unke karib aaya maine aakhe band kar li maine hatho sai unka facepakada aur kiss karna start kar diya
Mai khud ko kaafi roak raha tha par rok nahi paa raha tha
Tabhi unhone mera sir pakada aur mujhe aur tezz sai kiss karnai lagi
Mai apni aakhe khol di toh meri aakhe khuli ki khuli rah gayi
Unn ki aakhe abhi bhi band thii
Maine unnhe hataya par unn par jiase nasha saa tha mujhe khich rahi thi
Maine jaise taise alag kiya khud ko
Aur pari ke pass Beth kar saas lene laga
Mai- mai yaha kaise aa gaya aur yeh kaise
Kdev - aur hoo gayab mai toh bus thoda saa mahool banaene wala tha tune kand hi kar diya
Mai- abe yeh tab sai wahi khadi thi bato
Kdev- saale dose enhe bhi de di tunne aur udhar baat adhuri reh gayi
Mai- baad mai dekhunga abhi bhaut kaam hai
Pari - uuhhhh aaahhh bhai aap yaha
Mai - aare uth gayi tuh kaisi hai ab
Pari - ekdum mast huu aur yeh didi asse kyu khadi hai
Pari- didi kaha kho gayi ho
Saloni hosh mai aate hue - huuu haa kaya hua
Pari - aapko kaya hua
Saloni- dev tune sach mai abhi woh kiya yaa mera bharm tha
Mai- maiiii........nai kuch nahi kiya aap tab sai aase hi kadhi ho
Saloni apne sir par haath rakhati hai
Saloni man mai - yeh sab mere dimag mai kaya aaya
Maa - beta tujhe bulane bheja tha tuh yaha kaya kar raha hai
Mai - haa chalete hai
Saloni - kaha par
Mai- naye ghar
Maa - nahi hum abhi tere mousi ke ghar jayege
Mai - kaya bol rahi ho maa maine bua ko bula liya hai
Maa - tuh chinta mat kar tere dad nai baat kar li hai
Mai - par kyu jana hai
Maa- woh abhi nahi baatungi
Mai- kaya maa
Maa - chal natak chhod chal ab
Pari -chalo bhai udd kar chalete hai
Maa - tuh udd bhi sakata hai dev
Mai- woh sab chhodo riya aur usski mom ko bhi lekar jana hai toh normal jao aap log mai inn sabko lekar aata huu
Maa - sabko kisko
Mai- mai bhi nahi bataunga
Maa - thik hai hum nikalete hai
Mai- chaloo jao jaldi mai pahuch jaunga
Phir mai dono ko lekar gaow ke ghar ke bhar pahucha
Saloni - yaha kyu
Mai- aare tumhara man nahi lagega esske bina jao aur mana kar lekar aa jana mousi ke ghar aur chacha joh bhi puche mere baare mai sab bata dena warana ayenge nahi
Saloni - sunn toh sahi
Par mai phle hi gayab ho gaya tha
Etni bhaga doud hai power nahi hoti toh aaj mai ghutano ke baal chal raha hota
Mai santi sai betha aur phone lagana shuru kiya
Phele arav phir janu phir sona phir masoom akash mohan sir alok sam rajiv aur kuch logo ko bhi
Kdev - sabko kyu bula raha hai
Mai- arre maa naa bategi toh mujhe pata naa chalega mai agent asse hi naa hu batata nahi toh kaya essqa matlab mai kuch nahi janata abe kabhi kabhi chutiya ban kar rahene mai fayada hai logo ke assli kaand aapko pata chal jate hai
K dev - aacha mere baap tuh mhaan hai abb yeh baatega yeh chakkar kaya hai
Mai- abe mousi ki ladki ki shaadi hai aur kaya
K dev - toh sabko kyu bula raha hai mera sir dard hoo raha hai
Mai- abe ek baar mai hi sabko bata du warna sab meri jaan kahene mujhe nahi bataya mujhe nahi bataya tuh kab aaya aur baaki sab toh jude hai mujhsai toh bula liya aur kaya
Kdev - accha thik hai par devika ka kaya ruk abhi
Mai - kaha hoo devika
Koi jawab nahi aaya
Mai- maine kaha kha hoo tum
Noo answer
Kdev - sale mai kis bachod ke andar aa gaya huu abe tuh aisa kyu nahi karata
gala kat ke mar jaa
Mai - yaar confuse kyu ho raha hai
K dev-abe jab sai aaya hu bus chuytiyapa laga rakha hai edhar sai udhar sai
edhar abe lodu rukega bhi yaa nahi
Woh mere sai bhar aa gaya
Mai - kaha chala
K dev - haa behenchoo mai naa rahana tere saath pagala kar diya hai tune
Mai - yaar ruk jaa sab samjaha dunga
K dev - mai nahi
Mai - boside ke ab bhaaw mat kaah ek toh waise hi unn kutto par ghussa kam nahi huaaur tuh yeh ladkiyo ki tarah rona band kar
K dev - mai jaa raha hu merra sai milane
Mai- eski maa kaa abe kaya hai ussmai joh toh pagal ho raha hai
Kdev- oye tuh kaya jane madam ke saath romance kaya hota hai
Mai - yaar eetni saari gf hai meri kaya unmai kaya kam hai joh mera harami version madam kaa diwana hai
Kdev- hat tuh bc sab ki sab toh bhaaw khati rehti hai aur ek hai woh excited
wali janu usski maa ki toh mai
Mai - bus kar bus kitna gaali dega woh apni beti kaa bhala chalati hai
Kdev- abe gaali man kar raha hai
Woh edar udhar bhagene laga ussne ek pathar uthaya aur mujh par pheka maine ek bijzli ke jahtke sai fod diya
Mai- abe saant ho jaa
Kdev - thik hai par wada kar ab sabka ek ek karke mamala sulja dega
Mai- thik hai thik hai
Kdev- aur apna dimag mere hawale
chhod de
Mai - hat be tuh saale hamesh meri hi bheno mai fasa deta hai
Kdev- toh kaya hua dekha nahi marane ko tayar hai tere liye
Mai- chal ab bahut ho gaya chutiyapa ab dikhata hu ki yeh dev kaya chiz hai
K dev - sach mai nahi manata
Mai - mat maan m...
Mai chhup ho gaya
Kdev - bol bol sala mere ko gaali dega kudh ko hi lagegi
