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(dada ji) Thakur samsher paratap singh
(dadi ji) sandhya devi
(chacha) thakur dharmveer pratap singh
(chachi) sharmila singh
Mina aur rina :- sisters
Rina hero ki lover aur sex partner
Mina hero ki lover aur sex partner
(chote chacha) :- thakur veer pratap singh
(me) :- thakur rajveer pratap singh
Rajni :- hero ki asli maa (dead)
Ranveer :- hero ke pita (dead)
Nana :- shekhar chaudhry
Nani :- sima Chaudhary
B. Mama :- arun
Mami :- kamini
C. Mama :- sanjay
Mosi :- deepa
Sanika :- mosi ki beti
Swati :- sanika ki dost
(guide) aacharya raghwendra
Kaal :- hero inhi ke shaktiyon ka uttaradhikari hai
(hero ke roop)
King
Yodha
Sadhu
Tantrik
Angel
Devil
Side characters
Mira ma :- hero ke liye maa saman aur hero ki pahali sex partner
Sakshi :- hero par crush hai aur uski second sex partner
Kajri :- ye bhi hero ki sex partner hai
Bheema :- dadaji ka right hand
Shera :- bheema ka chota beta
Sangram :- bheema ka bada beta
Shiva :- bheema ka bhatija
Billa :- nanaji ka right hand
Some upcoming character
Lakshmi :- main heroine
Lakshmi ke pita :- sunil singh
Others not have to much role
Pandit ji :- lakshmi ke gharwalon ke kulguru
JASIEN :- hero ka jinn aur jinnlok ka rajkumar
Mr. Negative :- the one of the villain
Suba :- the slave of Mr. Negative
Umir :- also slave of Mr. Negative
Mahamahim unknown villain
(Brijesh) Prabhu the great god from eternal religion
Powers of hero
1) sapt chakr
2) five element
3) slow mode
4) third eye
5) his varients (roop)
6) vijayi dhanush
7) mayavi shaktiya (from tantrik)
8) satvik shaktiya (from sadhu)
9) knowledge
10) chakra astra
11) weponide dragon
12) tamsik tatva (from devil)
13) satvik tatva (ashta vidhi) (from angel)
14) the reaper army (devils army)
The powers of heroine
1) super strength
2) flying ability
3) mind control ability
4) the Carnage Queen
5) the Carnage Army
6) The wepons creating ability
7) the carnage armour
8) copy cat
And some more characters are comming in future
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Update 30

Day of Compitation

Aaj subah uthke sabse pahle mene dhyan lagaya jisme mere naye dost ne bhi meri sahayta ki jiske madad se me dhyan lagane me kamyab ho gaya.
Me sara kaam niptake jab niche pahucha toh pura pariwar pahle se hi taiyar tha sabse pahle dadi ne meri najar utari phir maa ne meri aarti karke mujhe vijay tilak lagaya lekin is sab me mene ek baat note ki ki dadi aur mom apne apne patiyon se chidi hui thi jiska matlab saaf tha unhe pasand nahi aaya ki dadaji ne mujhe is pratiyogita me bhag lene ki anumati di lekin ye baat pr mene jyada dhyan nahi diya balki mere dimag me alag tention thi ki C. Mama ke liye dadaji aur pure pariwar ko manana tha
Me :- dadaji agar me aapse kuch kehna chahta hu
Dadaji :- toh bol
Me :- pahle aap promise karo ki gussa nahi honge
Mom :- ab kya gadbad kar di jo batane ne dar raha hai
Me :- woh mene aaj ke pratiyogita ke liye kisi ko invite kiya hai
Mom :- kise kahi girlfriend toh nahi banadi gav me tabhi me sochu ki ye dinbhar kaha rehta hai
Me :- mom aisa kuch nahi hai wo maine wo
Dadiji :- kunvar aap bejhijhak boliye
Me (aakh band karke ek hi sas me) :- maine chote mama ko invite kiya hai aaj ke liye
Mere aise bolne se sab ke sir pe bomb phuta sab ek dum se hairat me aa gaye yaha tak ki C. Chacha bhi unhe nahi laga tha ki me aisa sabme samne unke baare me bol dunga
Dadaji :- aap kiski baat kar rahe ho rah
Me :- sanju mama
Dadiji :- lekin raj unhone bachpan me
Me (bich me hi) :- nahi dadi woh toh bahut ache hai unhe nahi pata tha ki waha mere sath kya hota hai nahi toh woh ye sab nahi hone dete
Mom :- lekin raj tum unse kab aur kaise mile
Ye sunne ke baad me turant chote chacha ko dekhne laga jisse pura pariwar bhi unke aur dekhne laga jisse woh ek dum se hadbada gaye
Dadaji :- thik hai agar aapne unhe maaf kar diya hai toh thik hai hum bhi unhe apna lenge
Me (dadaji ko gale lagate hue) :- thank you dadaji
Mom :- lekin
Dadaji (bich me hi) :- hum is baare me baad me baat karenge
Wahi sujay ke ghar pe
Waha rana aur sujay baat kar rahe the
Rana (gusse me) :- tumne kya kaha tha ki us bhima aur uske sare pariwar ko maar denge lekin kya hua tere tarah tere sare aadmi bhi phattu nikle us doctor ka bhi phone nahi lag raha hai uper se humare sare aadmi bhi phone band karke baithe hai
Sujay :- rana shant raho bhale hi aaj woh bach gaya ho lekin aaj mukable me woh tumhare saamne hoga tab toh uski aatma ko tum uske sharir se alag kar dena pahle 2 padav me tumhara aur uska samna hona namumkin hai toh agle padav hi bacha phir dekhte hai us ring me kon use bachane aata hai
Rana :- ha ab yahi rah gaya hai us kal ke bache ko marne ke liye mujhe hi apne hath gande karne honge
Wahi macth ke ground pe
Hum sabhi yaha pahuch gaye the aur dadaji ke kahne pe shera ki jagah mera naam likh diya tha
Me abhi changing room me tha aur sabhi gharwale bahar the is mukable ko dekhne humare ghar se sare mard aaye the aurte ghar me hi thi woh kal t.v. pr dekhne wale the waise toh aise mukable ki permission koi bhi government nahi deti thi lekin dadaji ke kahne par ye program gupt tarike se karne ki permission thi aur iski caset bhi sirf contestants ke ghar walon ko hi milte the bhima kaka ko jab bhi caset milti pahle humare ghar hi aati thi
Ab thoda mukable ke baare me jaan lete hai
Mukabla 3 padav me khela jata hai
1la padav me nishane baji ka hota hai (archery)
2ra padav panje ka (arm wrestling)
3ra aur aakhri padav kushti (wrestling) ka
Is pahle 2 padav me sare contestants ko 2 team me baat dete hai phir un dono teams ke top player ko ek dusre se kushti ka samna hota hai
Back to story
Me abhi changing room me baitha tha
Wahi sare pariwar wale bahar hall me baithe the jaha se mukabla dikhne wala tha abhi sab C. Mama ki rah hi dekh rahe the ki tabhi ek lal colour ki gadi hall ke bahar ruk gayi jise dekh C. Chacha pehchan gaye aur sabka dhyan us gadi ke or le gaye
Jab us gadi se C. Mama ke sath pura pariwar nikla toh sab shock ho gaye kyunki sab ko laga tha ki sirf C. Mama aayenge jab sab log aamne samne aaye toh jaha nana ke pariwar ki nazron me sharm thi toh dadaji ke parivaar ke aakhon me gussa tha lekin dono shant the shayad andruni baton ko janta ke samne lana dono ko thik nahi lag raha tha
C. Chacha :- sanjay raj andar changing room me hai
Jaise hi c. Mama jane ko huye
Dad :- ruko sanju
C. Mama :- dekhiye me aapka gussa samajh sak..
Dad :- me tumhe raj se milne se nahi rok raha hu raj ki tarah humne bhi tumhe apna liya hai
C. Mama :- toh phir
Dad :- jis din tumhare ye bhaiya aur bhabhi humare ghar aaye the us din la use kuch yaad nahi hai toh woh sab tum bhi bhul jao toh acha hi hai raj ke samne iska jikr tak nahi hona chahiye
C. Mama :- theek hai
Dad (nana ki taraf dekh ke) :- aaj uski pratiyogita hai toh philhal uska dimag shant hi rahna dijiye
Dada (nana se) :- tum mere sath baitho kuch baat karni hai
Nana :- thik hai
Toh wahi bhima kaka aur unke ghar wale abhi raste me the shera abhi bhi hospital me aaram kar raha tha
Shiva :- mujhe ek baat samajh nahi aa rahi hai
Sangram :- kya
Shiva :- yahi ki jab me aap ko phone laga raha tha toh phone me signal problem kyu aa raha tha jabki 2 ghante pahle hi me apne dosto se baat kar raha tha
Sangram :- are budhu unhone network jammer fit kiye the isiliye call nahi lagi jab hum log chale gaye toh chote malik ke personal bodyguard ne woh sare jammers ko khatam kar diya samjhe
Shivani :- aakhir ye raj hai kya bala khudko chaku se itna gehra ghav woh bhi sirf dat se bachne ke liye
Shivani ke is question se us car me raka ka Pariwar ko chodke sab tahaka mar ke hasne lage
Raka :- kya hua bhima aise kyu has rahe ho
Bhima :- aapki beti ne baat hi aisi ki hai
Shivani :- matlab
Sangram :- chote malik kab kya kar baithe koi nahi bata sakta jo us din hospital me dekha woh toh bas ek teaser tha yakin na ho toh apne bhai se puch lo
Shiva (us din ka kand yaad karke) :- hmm
Sangram :- me tumhe ek kissa batata hu ek baar chote malik apne haweli se jab bahar nikle toh unhone dekha ki gav ke chaurahe par pura kichad ho gaya hai lekin koi saaf nahi kar raha hai toh unhone sabse pahle apna chehre ko kapde se dhak diya phir kichad me lait gaye sab pagal samjhke has rahe the aur jab woh ghar gaye toh sab ko rote hue batane lage ki kaise woh pair phisalne se kichad me gire phir sab hasne lage
Shivani :- lekin is sabse hua kya
Sangram :- isse hua ye ki jis kichad ko sab dekh bhi nahi rahe the use 1 ghante ke andar puri tarike se gayab kar diya
Shivani :- gajab ka namuna hai ye
Sangram :- ab bola thik hai galti se bhi gav walon ke samne mat bolna nahi toh koi police force tumhe nahi dhundh payegi
Uski popularity ko tum is hisab se dekho ki is pure shergarh ka jo raja hai thakur samsher singh unhe sab thakur sahb bulate hai aue raj ko sab chote malik bulate hai
Abhi koi kuch bolta ki tabhi shiva bich me bol pada
Shiva :- papa gadi tej chalo koi toh humara picha kar raha hai
Jab bhima piche mudke dekhta hai toh use bhi gadi nazar aati hai
Bheema :- tention mat lo ye chote malik ne humare suraksha ke liye bheja hai uska driver raghu hai me janta hu use
Raka :- toh theek hai
Wahi maidan me abhi competition shuru hone me 5 min hi bache the ki changing room me chote mama aa gaye
C. Mama :- kaise ho raj
Me :- time mil gaya bhanje ke liye
C. Mama :- ohh toh kunvar sa naraz hai lekin unhe nahi pata hum bhi unke mama hai
Me :- aap mama nahi ek number ke mamu hai
C. Mama :- itni bezati jao me bhi tumhe tumhara birthday gift nahi dene wala itne pyar se tumhare liye tumhara man pasandida jaket laya tha
Me :- chalo hato mera mukabla hai mujhe jane do
Mama :- are thik hai chal ja
Me jate jate achanak hi palat ke mama ke gale lag gaya
Me (gale lag ke) :- aaj aashirwaad nahi denge
Mama (mere sar pe hath rakh ke) :- mera aashirwaad hamesha tere sath hai
Me :- ab dekhiye kaise sab ki band baja ke aata hu
Mama :- ja jeet tere kadam chumegi
Phir me unke hath se jaket leke bahar ki taraf bhag jata hu
Mama (mushkura kar) :- badmash
Ab next bhag me hoga Compitation
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Update 30

Day of Compitation

Aaj subah uthke sabse pahle mene dhyan lagaya jisme mere naye dost ne bhi meri sahayta ki jiske madad se me dhyan lagane me kamyab ho gaya.
Me sara kaam niptake jab niche pahucha toh pura pariwar pahle se hi taiyar tha sabse pahle dadi ne meri najar utari phir maa ne meri aarti karke mujhe vijay tilak lagaya lekin is sab me mene ek baat note ki ki dadi aur mom apne apne patiyon se chidi hui thi jiska matlab saaf tha unhe pasand nahi aaya ki dadaji ne mujhe is pratiyogita me bhag lene ki anumati di lekin ye baat pr mene jyada dhyan nahi diya balki mere dimag me alag tention thi ki C. Mama ke liye dadaji aur pure pariwar ko manana tha
Me :- dadaji agar me aapse kuch kehna chahta hu
Dadaji :- toh bol
Me :- pahle aap promise karo ki gussa nahi honge
Mom :- ab kya gadbad kar di jo batane ne dar raha hai
Me :- woh mene aaj ke pratiyogita ke liye kisi ko invite kiya hai
Mom :- kise kahi girlfriend toh nahi banadi gav me tabhi me sochu ki ye dinbhar kaha rehta hai
Me :- mom aisa kuch nahi hai wo maine wo
Dadiji :- kunvar aap bejhijhak boliye
Me (aakh band karke ek hi sas me) :- maine chote mama ko invite kiya hai aaj ke liye
Mere aise bolne se sab ke sir pe bomb phuta sab ek dum se hairat me aa gaye yaha tak ki C. Chacha bhi unhe nahi laga tha ki me aisa sabme samne unke baare me bol dunga
Dadaji :- aap kiski baat kar rahe ho rah
Me :- sanju mama
Dadiji :- lekin raj unhone bachpan me
Me (bich me hi) :- nahi dadi woh toh bahut ache hai unhe nahi pata tha ki waha mere sath kya hota hai nahi toh woh ye sab nahi hone dete
Mom :- lekin raj tum unse kab aur kaise mile
Ye sunne ke baad me turant chote chacha ko dekhne laga jisse pura pariwar bhi unke aur dekhne laga jisse woh ek dum se hadbada gaye
Dadaji :- thik hai agar aapne unhe maaf kar diya hai toh thik hai hum bhi unhe apna lenge
Me (dadaji ko gale lagate hue) :- thank you dadaji
Mom :- lekin
Dadaji (bich me hi) :- hum is baare me baad me baat karenge
Wahi sujay ke ghar pe
Waha rana aur sujay baat kar rahe the
Rana (gusse me) :- tumne kya kaha tha ki us bhima aur uske sare pariwar ko maar denge lekin kya hua tere tarah tere sare aadmi bhi phattu nikle us doctor ka bhi phone nahi lag raha hai uper se humare sare aadmi bhi phone band karke baithe hai
Sujay :- rana shant raho bhale hi aaj woh bach gaya ho lekin aaj mukable me woh tumhare saamne hoga tab toh uski aatma ko tum uske sharir se alag kar dena pahle 2 padav me tumhara aur uska samna hona namumkin hai toh agle padav hi bacha phir dekhte hai us ring me kon use bachane aata hai
Rana :- ha ab yahi rah gaya hai us kal ke bache ko marne ke liye mujhe hi apne hath gande karne honge
Wahi macth ke ground pe
Hum sabhi yaha pahuch gaye the aur dadaji ke kahne pe shera ki jagah mera naam likh diya tha
Me abhi changing room me tha aur sabhi gharwale bahar the is mukable ko dekhne humare ghar se sare mard aaye the aurte ghar me hi thi woh kal t.v. pr dekhne wale the waise toh aise mukable ki permission koi bhi government nahi deti thi lekin dadaji ke kahne par ye program gupt tarike se karne ki permission thi aur iski caset bhi sirf contestants ke ghar walon ko hi milte the bhima kaka ko jab bhi caset milti pahle humare ghar hi aati thi
Ab thoda mukable ke baare me jaan lete hai
Mukabla 3 padav me khela jata hai
1la padav me nishane baji ka hota hai (archery)
2ra padav panje ka (arm wrestling)
3ra aur aakhri padav kushti (wrestling) ka
Is pahle 2 padav me sare contestants ko 2 team me baat dete hai phir un dono teams ke top player ko ek dusre se kushti ka samna hota hai
Back to story
Me abhi changing room me baitha tha
Wahi sare pariwar wale bahar hall me baithe the jaha se mukabla dikhne wala tha abhi sab C. Mama ki rah hi dekh rahe the ki tabhi ek lal colour ki gadi hall ke bahar ruk gayi jise dekh C. Chacha pehchan gaye aur sabka dhyan us gadi ke or le gaye
Jab us gadi se C. Mama ke sath pura pariwar nikla toh sab shock ho gaye kyunki sab ko laga tha ki sirf C. Mama aayenge jab sab log aamne samne aaye toh jaha nana ke pariwar ki nazron me sharm thi toh dadaji ke parivaar ke aakhon me gussa tha lekin dono shant the shayad andruni baton ko janta ke samne lana dono ko thik nahi lag raha tha
C. Chacha :- sanjay raj andar changing room me hai
Jaise hi c. Mama jane ko huye
Dad :- ruko sanju
C. Mama :- dekhiye me aapka gussa samajh sak..
Dad :- me tumhe raj se milne se nahi rok raha hu raj ki tarah humne bhi tumhe apna liya hai
C. Mama :- toh phir
Dad :- jis din tumhare ye bhaiya aur bhabhi humare ghar aaye the us din la use kuch yaad nahi hai toh woh sab tum bhi bhul jao toh acha hi hai raj ke samne iska jikr tak nahi hona chahiye
C. Mama :- theek hai
Dad (nana ki taraf dekh ke) :- aaj uski pratiyogita hai toh philhal uska dimag shant hi rahna dijiye
Dada (nana se) :- tum mere sath baitho kuch baat karni hai
Nana :- thik hai
Toh wahi bhima kaka aur unke ghar wale abhi raste me the shera abhi bhi hospital me aaram kar raha tha
Shiva :- mujhe ek baat samajh nahi aa rahi hai
Sangram :- kya
Shiva :- yahi ki jab me aap ko phone laga raha tha toh phone me signal problem kyu aa raha tha jabki 2 ghante pahle hi me apne dosto se baat kar raha tha
Sangram :- are budhu unhone network jammer fit kiye the isiliye call nahi lagi jab hum log chale gaye toh chote malik ke personal bodyguard ne woh sare jammers ko khatam kar diya samjhe
Shivani :- aakhir ye raj hai kya bala khudko chaku se itna gehra ghav woh bhi sirf dat se bachne ke liye
Shivani ke is question se us car me raka ka Pariwar ko chodke sab tahaka mar ke hasne lage
Raka :- kya hua bhima aise kyu has rahe ho
Bhima :- aapki beti ne baat hi aisi ki hai
Shivani :- matlab
Sangram :- chote malik kab kya kar baithe koi nahi bata sakta jo us din hospital me dekha woh toh bas ek teaser tha yakin na ho toh apne bhai se puch lo
Shiva (us din ka kand yaad karke) :- hmm
Sangram :- me tumhe ek kissa batata hu ek baar chote malik apne haweli se jab bahar nikle toh unhone dekha ki gav ke chaurahe par pura kichad ho gaya hai lekin koi saaf nahi kar raha hai toh unhone sabse pahle apna chehre ko kapde se dhak diya phir kichad me lait gaye sab pagal samjhke has rahe the aur jab woh ghar gaye toh sab ko rote hue batane lage ki kaise woh pair phisalne se kichad me gire phir sab hasne lage
Shivani :- lekin is sabse hua kya
Sangram :- isse hua ye ki jis kichad ko sab dekh bhi nahi rahe the use 1 ghante ke andar puri tarike se gayab kar diya
Shivani :- gajab ka namuna hai ye
Sangram :- ab bola thik hai galti se bhi gav walon ke samne mat bolna nahi toh koi police force tumhe nahi dhundh payegi
Uski popularity ko tum is hisab se dekho ki is pure shergarh ka jo raja hai thakur samsher singh unhe sab thakur sahb bulate hai aue raj ko sab chote malik bulate hai
Abhi koi kuch bolta ki tabhi shiva bich me bol pada
Shiva :- papa gadi tej chalo koi toh humara picha kar raha hai
Jab bhima piche mudke dekhta hai toh use bhi gadi nazar aati hai
Bheema :- tention mat lo ye chote malik ne humare suraksha ke liye bheja hai uska driver raghu hai me janta hu use
Raka :- toh theek hai
Wahi maidan me abhi competition shuru hone me 5 min hi bache the ki changing room me chote mama aa gaye
C. Mama :- kaise ho raj
Me :- time mil gaya bhanje ke liye
C. Mama :- ohh toh kunvar sa naraz hai lekin unhe nahi pata hum bhi unke mama hai
Me :- aap mama nahi ek number ke mamu hai
C. Mama :- itni bezati jao me bhi tumhe tumhara birthday gift nahi dene wala itne pyar se tumhare liye tumhara man pasandida jaket laya tha
Me :- chalo hato mera mukabla hai mujhe jane do
Mama :- are thik hai chal ja
Me jate jate achanak hi palat ke mama ke gale lag gaya
Me (gale lag ke) :- aaj aashirwaad nahi denge
Mama (mere sar pe hath rakh ke) :- mera aashirwaad hamesha tere sath hai
Me :- ab dekhiye kaise sab ki band baja ke aata hu
Mama :- ja jeet tere kadam chumegi
Phir me unke hath se jaket leke bahar ki taraf bhag jata hu
Mama (mushkura kar) :- badmash
Ab next bhag me hoga Compitation
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Update 30

Day of Compitation

Aaj subah uthke sabse pahle mene dhyan lagaya jisme mere naye dost ne bhi meri sahayta ki jiske madad se me dhyan lagane me kamyab ho gaya.
Me sara kaam niptake jab niche pahucha toh pura pariwar pahle se hi taiyar tha sabse pahle dadi ne meri najar utari phir maa ne meri aarti karke mujhe vijay tilak lagaya lekin is sab me mene ek baat note ki ki dadi aur mom apne apne patiyon se chidi hui thi jiska matlab saaf tha unhe pasand nahi aaya ki dadaji ne mujhe is pratiyogita me bhag lene ki anumati di lekin ye baat pr mene jyada dhyan nahi diya balki mere dimag me alag tention thi ki C. Mama ke liye dadaji aur pure pariwar ko manana tha
Me :- dadaji agar me aapse kuch kehna chahta hu
Dadaji :- toh bol
Me :- pahle aap promise karo ki gussa nahi honge
Mom :- ab kya gadbad kar di jo batane ne dar raha hai
Me :- woh mene aaj ke pratiyogita ke liye kisi ko invite kiya hai
Mom :- kise kahi girlfriend toh nahi banadi gav me tabhi me sochu ki ye dinbhar kaha rehta hai
Me :- mom aisa kuch nahi hai wo maine wo
Dadiji :- kunvar aap bejhijhak boliye
Me (aakh band karke ek hi sas me) :- maine chote mama ko invite kiya hai aaj ke liye
Mere aise bolne se sab ke sir pe bomb phuta sab ek dum se hairat me aa gaye yaha tak ki C. Chacha bhi unhe nahi laga tha ki me aisa sabme samne unke baare me bol dunga
Dadaji :- aap kiski baat kar rahe ho rah
Me :- sanju mama
Dadiji :- lekin raj unhone bachpan me
Me (bich me hi) :- nahi dadi woh toh bahut ache hai unhe nahi pata tha ki waha mere sath kya hota hai nahi toh woh ye sab nahi hone dete
Mom :- lekin raj tum unse kab aur kaise mile
Ye sunne ke baad me turant chote chacha ko dekhne laga jisse pura pariwar bhi unke aur dekhne laga jisse woh ek dum se hadbada gaye
Dadaji :- thik hai agar aapne unhe maaf kar diya hai toh thik hai hum bhi unhe apna lenge
Me (dadaji ko gale lagate hue) :- thank you dadaji
Mom :- lekin
Dadaji (bich me hi) :- hum is baare me baad me baat karenge
Wahi sujay ke ghar pe
Waha rana aur sujay baat kar rahe the
Rana (gusse me) :- tumne kya kaha tha ki us bhima aur uske sare pariwar ko maar denge lekin kya hua tere tarah tere sare aadmi bhi phattu nikle us doctor ka bhi phone nahi lag raha hai uper se humare sare aadmi bhi phone band karke baithe hai
Sujay :- rana shant raho bhale hi aaj woh bach gaya ho lekin aaj mukable me woh tumhare saamne hoga tab toh uski aatma ko tum uske sharir se alag kar dena pahle 2 padav me tumhara aur uska samna hona namumkin hai toh agle padav hi bacha phir dekhte hai us ring me kon use bachane aata hai
Rana :- ha ab yahi rah gaya hai us kal ke bache ko marne ke liye mujhe hi apne hath gande karne honge
Wahi macth ke ground pe
Hum sabhi yaha pahuch gaye the aur dadaji ke kahne pe shera ki jagah mera naam likh diya tha
Me abhi changing room me tha aur sabhi gharwale bahar the is mukable ko dekhne humare ghar se sare mard aaye the aurte ghar me hi thi woh kal t.v. pr dekhne wale the waise toh aise mukable ki permission koi bhi government nahi deti thi lekin dadaji ke kahne par ye program gupt tarike se karne ki permission thi aur iski caset bhi sirf contestants ke ghar walon ko hi milte the bhima kaka ko jab bhi caset milti pahle humare ghar hi aati thi
Ab thoda mukable ke baare me jaan lete hai
Mukabla 3 padav me khela jata hai
1la padav me nishane baji ka hota hai (archery)
2ra padav panje ka (arm wrestling)
3ra aur aakhri padav kushti (wrestling) ka
Is pahle 2 padav me sare contestants ko 2 team me baat dete hai phir un dono teams ke top player ko ek dusre se kushti ka samna hota hai
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Me abhi changing room me baitha tha
Wahi sare pariwar wale bahar hall me baithe the jaha se mukabla dikhne wala tha abhi sab C. Mama ki rah hi dekh rahe the ki tabhi ek lal colour ki gadi hall ke bahar ruk gayi jise dekh C. Chacha pehchan gaye aur sabka dhyan us gadi ke or le gaye
Jab us gadi se C. Mama ke sath pura pariwar nikla toh sab shock ho gaye kyunki sab ko laga tha ki sirf C. Mama aayenge jab sab log aamne samne aaye toh jaha nana ke pariwar ki nazron me sharm thi toh dadaji ke parivaar ke aakhon me gussa tha lekin dono shant the shayad andruni baton ko janta ke samne lana dono ko thik nahi lag raha tha
C. Chacha :- sanjay raj andar changing room me hai
Jaise hi c. Mama jane ko huye
Dad :- ruko sanju
C. Mama :- dekhiye me aapka gussa samajh sak..
Dad :- me tumhe raj se milne se nahi rok raha hu raj ki tarah humne bhi tumhe apna liya hai
C. Mama :- toh phir
Dad :- jis din tumhare ye bhaiya aur bhabhi humare ghar aaye the us din la use kuch yaad nahi hai toh woh sab tum bhi bhul jao toh acha hi hai raj ke samne iska jikr tak nahi hona chahiye
C. Mama :- theek hai
Dad (nana ki taraf dekh ke) :- aaj uski pratiyogita hai toh philhal uska dimag shant hi rahna dijiye
Dada (nana se) :- tum mere sath baitho kuch baat karni hai
Nana :- thik hai
Toh wahi bhima kaka aur unke ghar wale abhi raste me the shera abhi bhi hospital me aaram kar raha tha
Shiva :- mujhe ek baat samajh nahi aa rahi hai
Sangram :- kya
Shiva :- yahi ki jab me aap ko phone laga raha tha toh phone me signal problem kyu aa raha tha jabki 2 ghante pahle hi me apne dosto se baat kar raha tha
Sangram :- are budhu unhone network jammer fit kiye the isiliye call nahi lagi jab hum log chale gaye toh chote malik ke personal bodyguard ne woh sare jammers ko khatam kar diya samjhe
Shivani :- aakhir ye raj hai kya bala khudko chaku se itna gehra ghav woh bhi sirf dat se bachne ke liye
Shivani ke is question se us car me raka ka Pariwar ko chodke sab tahaka mar ke hasne lage
Raka :- kya hua bhima aise kyu has rahe ho
Bhima :- aapki beti ne baat hi aisi ki hai
Shivani :- matlab
Sangram :- chote malik kab kya kar baithe koi nahi bata sakta jo us din hospital me dekha woh toh bas ek teaser tha yakin na ho toh apne bhai se puch lo
Shiva (us din ka kand yaad karke) :- hmm
Sangram :- me tumhe ek kissa batata hu ek baar chote malik apne haweli se jab bahar nikle toh unhone dekha ki gav ke chaurahe par pura kichad ho gaya hai lekin koi saaf nahi kar raha hai toh unhone sabse pahle apna chehre ko kapde se dhak diya phir kichad me lait gaye sab pagal samjhke has rahe the aur jab woh ghar gaye toh sab ko rote hue batane lage ki kaise woh pair phisalne se kichad me gire phir sab hasne lage
Shivani :- lekin is sabse hua kya
Sangram :- isse hua ye ki jis kichad ko sab dekh bhi nahi rahe the use 1 ghante ke andar puri tarike se gayab kar diya
Shivani :- gajab ka namuna hai ye
Sangram :- ab bola thik hai galti se bhi gav walon ke samne mat bolna nahi toh koi police force tumhe nahi dhundh payegi
Uski popularity ko tum is hisab se dekho ki is pure shergarh ka jo raja hai thakur samsher singh unhe sab thakur sahb bulate hai aue raj ko sab chote malik bulate hai
Abhi koi kuch bolta ki tabhi shiva bich me bol pada
Shiva :- papa gadi tej chalo koi toh humara picha kar raha hai
Jab bhima piche mudke dekhta hai toh use bhi gadi nazar aati hai
Bheema :- tention mat lo ye chote malik ne humare suraksha ke liye bheja hai uska driver raghu hai me janta hu use
Raka :- toh theek hai
Wahi maidan me abhi competition shuru hone me 5 min hi bache the ki changing room me chote mama aa gaye
C. Mama :- kaise ho raj
Me :- time mil gaya bhanje ke liye
C. Mama :- ohh toh kunvar sa naraz hai lekin unhe nahi pata hum bhi unke mama hai
Me :- aap mama nahi ek number ke mamu hai
C. Mama :- itni bezati jao me bhi tumhe tumhara birthday gift nahi dene wala itne pyar se tumhare liye tumhara man pasandida jaket laya tha
Me :- chalo hato mera mukabla hai mujhe jane do
Mama :- are thik hai chal ja
Me jate jate achanak hi palat ke mama ke gale lag gaya
Me (gale lag ke) :- aaj aashirwaad nahi denge
Mama (mere sar pe hath rakh ke) :- mera aashirwaad hamesha tere sath hai
Me :- ab dekhiye kaise sab ki band baja ke aata hu
Mama :- ja jeet tere kadam chumegi
Phir me unke hath se jaket leke bahar ki taraf bhag jata hu
Mama (mushkura kar) :- badmash
Ab next bhag me hoga Compitation
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Nice update....