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(dada ji) Thakur samsher paratap singh
(dadi ji) sandhya devi
(chacha) thakur dharmveer pratap singh
(chachi) sharmila singh
Mina aur rina :- sisters
Rina hero ki lover aur sex partner
Mina hero ki lover aur sex partner
(chote chacha) :- thakur veer pratap singh
(me) :- thakur rajveer pratap singh
Rajni :- hero ki asli maa (dead)
Ranveer :- hero ke pita (dead)
Nana :- shekhar chaudhry
Nani :- sima Chaudhary
B. Mama :- arun
Mami :- kamini
C. Mama :- sanjay
Mosi :- deepa
Sanika :- mosi ki beti
Swati :- sanika ki dost
(guide) aacharya raghwendra
Kaal :- hero inhi ke shaktiyon ka uttaradhikari hai
(hero ke roop)
King
Yodha
Sadhu
Tantrik
Angel
Devil
Side characters
Mira ma :- hero ke liye maa saman aur hero ki pahali sex partner
Sakshi :- hero par crush hai aur uski second sex partner
Kajri :- ye bhi hero ki sex partner hai
Bheema :- dadaji ka right hand
Shera :- bheema ka chota beta
Sangram :- bheema ka bada beta
Shiva :- bheema ka bhatija
Billa :- nanaji ka right hand
Some upcoming character
Lakshmi :- main heroine
Lakshmi ke pita :- sunil singh
Others not have to much role
Pandit ji :- lakshmi ke gharwalon ke kulguru
JASIEN :- hero ka jinn aur jinnlok ka rajkumar
Mr. Negative :- the one of the villain
Suba :- the slave of Mr. Negative
Umir :- also slave of Mr. Negative
Mahamahim unknown villain
(Brijesh) Prabhu the great god from eternal religion
Powers of hero
1) sapt chakr
2) five element
3) slow mode
4) third eye
5) his varients (roop)
6) vijayi dhanush
7) mayavi shaktiya (from tantrik)
8) satvik shaktiya (from sadhu)
9) knowledge
10) chakra astra
11) weponide dragon
12) tamsik tatva (from devil)
13) satvik tatva (ashta vidhi) (from angel)
14) the reaper army (devils army)
The powers of heroine
1) super strength
2) flying ability
3) mind control ability
4) the Carnage Queen
5) the Carnage Army
6) The wepons creating ability
7) the carnage armour
8) copy cat
And some more characters are comming in future
Jin characters ka kahani me jyada roll nahi hai unhe ignore kia gaya hai

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Update 12



Phir sab apna khana khatam karte hai aur apne room me sone ke liye chale jate hai
Wahi dada dadi room
Dadaji dadiji room
Dadiji :- aaj raj ko kya ho gaya tha use itne gusse me pahle kabhi nahi dekha
Dadaji :- salo purana gam tha aaj use gusse ka sath mil gaya agar is me arun ne shanti nahi rakhi hoti aur raj ke sath ladne lag jata toh sach me aaj uski biwi widhwa is haveli se bahar jati
Dadiji :- uska ye roop dekhke toh ek pal ke liye me bhi dar gayi thi
Dadaji :- tum apni baat kar rahi ho aaj pahli baar bheema ne bina meri agya ke mere haweli me aaye logo ko bahar nikala hai usne ek baar meri taraf dekha bhi nahi
Lekin mene uske aakho me dar saaf dekha jo ki 50 saal pahle jab me 20 saal ka tha aur bheema chote ki umr ka tab jab bhi mere dadaji ko gussa aata tha tame wo dar bheema ki aakho me dekhta tha jo aaj dikha ab tak kabhi mere gusse se bhi bheema is kadar nahi dara tha
Dadi ne jab dada ko serious hote hue dekha toh mind divert karne ki koshish karne lagi
Dadi :- ha ab aap se koi kyu darega buddhon se log nahi darte man lijiye ab ap dubhe ho gaye hai
Dada (haste hue) :- ha bhagyawan ab mere se kon darega (thoda ruk kar) chalo ab so jate hai
Phir dada aur dadi so jate hai
Ab chalte hai mom dad ke room me
Dad :- aaj jo kuch bhi hua thik nahi hua
Mom :- nahi aap galat ho aaj jo bhi hua acha hua
Dad :- matlab
Mom :- aaj tak hum samajhte the ki humare pyar ke chalte wo apna atit bhul gaya hai lekin aaj jo hua use dekhte hue lagta hai ki kal tak jo raj humare samne tha woh koi aur hi tha sabke samne hasta hua chehra apne pagalpanti se sabko hasana ye sab sirf apne andar ke us raj ko chupane ke liye tha jo aaj hum sabke samne tha
Dad :- aur is sab ka kya fayda hua
Mom :- is sab ka ye fayda hua ki aaj tak hum samajhte the ki raj ki jindagi se hum uske bure palo ko nikalne me succesful hue lekin ab hamari ye galat fahmi khatam ho gayi hai aur ab hume uska aur dhyan rakhna hoga jaise pahle pyar jatate the uske saath haste khelte the wo sab phir shuru karna hoga use aisa na lage ki woh akela hai ek baat yaad rakhna khali dimag shaitan ka ghar hota hai agar hum ne raj ko abhi nahi sambhala toh kahi kuch anarth na ho jaye
Dad :- tumne theek kaha chalo ab so jate hai kal se humare uper bahot jimmedari hogi
Mom :- ha chaliye is umar me aapse toh kuch hoga nahi ab sone ke alawa koi dusra kaam toh hai nahi
Dad :- ab agar tane marke ho gaye ho toh so jao
Phir mom dad bhi so gaye.
Wohi mere room me
Mujhe behose hue abhi 6 ghante se jada ho gaye the ki achanak mere gale ka locket chamkne laga aur ki tabhi uski chamak kam hone lagi jaise jaise chamak kam ho rahi thi waise waise mujhe hosh aa raha tha jaise hi me pure hosh me aaya waise hi mijhe shock laga
Me (man me) :- raat ko nahane ke baad toh me bed pe soya tha abhi jamin pr kaise aa gaya (ghadi dekhte hue) are ye kya 4 baj gaye 6 baje toh mujhe akhade me pahuchna tha chal beta raj taiyar ho ja nahi toh aaj parade niklegi teri
Phir me jaldi se fresh hoke apne khet wale (dhoti kurta) kapde pahan leta hu jis sab me 4:30 baj gaye the
Jab me niche utar raha tha toh sofe pe dadaji baithe hue dikhe
Me (dadaji ke pair chute hue) :- good morning dadaji
Dadaji :- good morning beta toh subsh subsh kaha chali sawari
Me :- yaha se pahle mandir phir aakhada phir mira ma ke khet wahase wapas ghar
Dadaji :- acha waise kal raat ko aap ko hua kya tha
Me (man me) :- dadaji ko kaise pata
Dadaji :- kya soch rahe ho beta
Me :- kuch nahi dadaji kal raat ke baare me soch raha tha ye sab bahut ajib hai na
Dadaji (shock se) :- ajib kaise
Me :- dekhiye na kal raat ko aap sab ke saath dinner karke me apne room me gaya phir thodi der me meri aakh lag gayi aur jab subah utha toh me jamin pe pada hua tha ye ajib hi toh hai
Dadaji :- ha beta ajib hi hai lekin tension mat lo kal tum bol rahe the na ki tumhara result lagne wala hai tumhe uska stress hai toh shayad usi stress ke wajah se ye sab ho raha hoga
Me :- ji dadaji
Dadaji :- chalo jaldi jao tumhe der ho rahi hogi na
Me :- are sahi yaad dilaya dadaji aapne chalo chalta hu
Phir me waha se dadi ki di hui bike uthake chal padta hu mandir ki aur
Mandir pahuch kar me bike ko park karke ander mandir ke andar chala jata hu jaha mujhe pujari ji milte hai
Me (pujari ji ke pair padte hue) :- pranam pujari ji
Pujari :- are are ye aap kya kar rahe hai
Me :- aapko pranam
Pujari :- are aap humare bhavi raja hai aur me ek aam pujari aap mere pair kaise pad sakte hai chote malik
Me :- are pujari ji hum abhi uske darbaar me hai jiske samne 3no lok ka malik bhi bhikari hoga waha kya aap ye uch nich leke baithe ho
Pujari :- uttam vichar hai aapke chote malik lekin phir bhi
Me :- are pujari ji me aashish lene aaya tha aap gyan de rahe ho agar gyan dena hai toh mere ek sawal ka jawab do
Pujari :- puchiye chote malik
Me :- sabse pahle ye aap chote malik kahna chodiye pure sansar ke malik ke saamne mere malik hone ki kya aukat
Aur sawal ye hai ki agar hume hamare andar ki shakti ko ya vicharo ko kabu karna hai toh kya karna hoga
Pujari :- iska jawab toh nahi hai ha mandir ke piche ek gyani baba kal aaye hai sab bolte hai ki unke pass har sawal ka jawab milta hai aap unse mil lijiye
Aur rahi aukat ki baat toh kya me aapse sawal puch sakta hu
Me :- ha puchiye
Pujari :- sab aapke dadaji ko thakur sahab kahte hai barabar
Me :- ha barabar
Pujari :- aapke bade chacha ko aur chote chacha ko bade thakur aur chote thakur kahte hai barabar
Me :- ha barabar
Pujari :- toh ab aap bataiye ki sab aapko hi malik kyu bolte hai
Pujari ji ka sawal sunke me bhi soch me pad gaya
Wahi ghar me
Sab abhi dining table pe baithe the
Didi :- maa bhai kaha hai abhi tak utha nahi
Dadaji:- nahi beta woh uth gaya hai aur aakhada gaya hai bhima ke pass
Mom :- lekin pitaji aapne use
Dadaji :- mujhe pata hai bahu tum kya puchna chahti ho aur tum sab bhi dhyan se suno raj ko kal raat jo bhi hua uske baare me kuch bhi yaad nahi hai
Sab :- kya
Dadaji :- ha tum sab ne sahi suna
Phir dadaji aaj subah ki baat sabko batate hai
Mom :- toh ab kya kare
Dadaji :- me chahta hu ki chote ya rina tum dono me se koi na koi raat ke waqt uske raho chahe toh uske kamre me hi so jao
Tum dono ko hi isliye bol raha hu kyonki tum dono hi uske dost ki tarah uske sath rahte ho aur dono uske close bhi ho
Didi :- ji dada ji mujhe koi problem nahi hai
Chote :- ji babuji mujhe bhi koi samsya nahi bai
Dadaji :- aur ek baat sab uske sath waisa hi bartav karenge jaisa ki kal sham tak kar rahe the aur koi bhi uske samne un logon li baat nahi karega samjhe mene bhima ko bhi samjha diya hai
Sab :- ji theek hai

Ab jara chal lete hai mama mami ke yaha
Jab wo dono humare ghar se nikle tab se leke ab tak mami ne ek shabd bhi nahi bola tha
Abhi woh log apni haweli ke gate ke andar ghuse hi the ki do log unke pass aaye jin ke pehnave se woh sewak lag rahe the
Mama (pahle sewak se) :- gadi ko parking me laga do
2 sewak :- sahab aapka bade sahab subah se intjaar kar rahe hai
Mama :- ha chalo
Phir mama aur mami dono andar chale gaye
Jaha nana nani aur chote mama aur mosi baithe the
Nani :- kya hua kaha hai mera nati mene kaha tha na use saath leke aana
Mama :-......
Nana :- kya hua tum dono ne aise muh kyu latkaya hua hai woh sath nahi aaya kya koi nahi humne hi shayad jyada ummid laga li thi
Mosi :- kya hua bhaiya waha batao toh sahi
Phir mama unhe sab kuch bata dete hai jise sun kar sab ke aakho me aasu the kewal mosi ko chodke unke aakho me gussa tha
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[Xabhi]

Update 29

At house
Abhi hum sab ghar pahuche hi the ki sad niche hall me hi baithe the jaise hi me hall me pahucha mom ne mera kaan pakad liya
Me :- ahhhhhh ahahhhhh mom chodo ahhhh dukh raha hai
Mom :- dukhne de kon bolta hai itni raat ko bina bataye jane ko
Dad :- are chodo bhi usse
Mom :- ap shant hi baithiye aap ki wajah se hi ye itna bigad gaya hai
Dadaji :- bahu chodo use uske hath me jakham aayi hai use aur dukhega waha
Mom (kan chodte hue) :- kaha lagi beta bata kaise lagi mana kia tha na tere ko akele bahar jane ke liye.
Me :- are mom shant jyada nahi lagi hai thik ho jayegi kuch din me doctor ne dressing bhi kar di hai dont worry
Uske baad me apne kamre me aa gaya aur turant darwaja band karke mama ko phone ghuma diya
Wahi nana nani ke ghar
Abhi sab log baithe hue mere aur mama ke photos dekh rahe the ki tabhi mami ka dhyan mosi ki aur gaya jo meri photo ko dhyan se dekh rahi thi
Mami :- kya baat hai choti(mosi ko sab pyar se choti hi bulate hai) tum toh raj ke photo ko aise gaur se dekh rahi ho jaise koi premika apne premi ke photo ko dekhti hai kahi apne hi bhanje se ishq toh nahi ho gaya
Mosi :- aisa kuch nahi hai didi me toh ye soch rahi hu ki maine raj ko pahle bhi kidhar dekha hai lekin kidhar woh yaad nahi aa raha hai
Mami :- acha kidhar dekha hai
Mosi :- ha yaad aaya 1 second me abhi aai
Itna bolke mosi kamre se bahar nikal jati hai tabhi c. Mama ka phone bajne lagta hai
Mama :- kiska phone hai chote
C. Mama :- pata nahi bhaiya unknown number hai
Mama :- toh bajne de baad me baat kar lena
C. Mama :- thik hai
Utne me hi mosi aa gayi
Mama :- kaha gayi thi choti
Mosi :- woh toh me apna phone lene gayi thi
Abhi mosi bol hi rahi thi ki phir se c.mama ka phone bajne laga lekin mama ne uthaya nahi
Mama :- ek kaam kar jay(c. Mama) phone ko kuch der silent kar de
C. Mama :- ji
Mama :- ab bol choti phone lane kyu gayi thi
Mosi :- ha ye dekhiye isiliye gayi thi itna bolke unhone ek video play kia aur phone sabke samne kar diya
Ye wahi video hai mere aur shiva ke kand wala jo mandir ke yaha hua tha
Mami :- kya ye apna raj hai
Mama :- us din jab usne hath pakada tha tab andaja ho gaya tha ki usme taakat hai lekin itni taakat hogi nahi laga tha
Abhi sab video hi dekh rahe the ki tabhi c. Mama ke mobile pe ek msg aata hai
Jab c. Mama msg padhne ke liye phone uthate hai tabhi mosi unhe tok deti hai
Mosi :- ye kya baar baar tera phone baj raha hai kahi girl friend ka chakkar toh nahi la dekhu
C. Mama :- kya… koi girl friend ka chakkar nahi hai chahiye toh dekhlo phone
Mami (haste hue) :- ha dikhao me dekhti hu ki meri devrani dikhti kaisi hai
C. Mama :- are bolana koi chakar nahi hai
Mami :- ha toh dikhao na
C. Mama :- ha toh dekho.
Jaise hi mami phone dekhti hai unki sari hasi gayab ho jati hai kyonki woh calls aur msg mere hi the bhale hi mera naam save nahi tha lekin mene msg me mera naam likhke bheja tha
Mosi :- kya baat hai didi aapki hasi kyu gayab ho gayi
Jab mosi mami ko awaj deti hai toh woh jaise hosh me aati hai aur phone sabke saamne rakh deti hai
Me (in msg) :- hello mama me raj hu phone uthao
(after call)
Acha phone nahi uthana toh msg ka jawab hi de do mujhe pata hai aap soye nahi ho mene thodi der pahle aapka phone online dekha tha jawab do
(after 2 min)
Acha aapko baat nahi karni toh mat karo me bhi aapka phone ab nahi uthaunga aur agar kal aap pratiyogita dekhne aaoge agar nahi aaye toh me aapse kabhi baat nahi karunga BYEE
jab sabne msg padhe toh fouran c. Mama ne mujhe pbone ghumaya lekin me apna phone silent karke side me rakh chuka tha
C. Mama :- woh phone nahi utha raha hai kya karu
Mami :- jaldi se sab taiyar ho jao raj se milne jana hai na usine bulaya hai nahi gaye toh sach me naraj na ho jaye
Mama :- ha me maa aur pitaji ko batata hu
Phir sab taiyaar hone chale jate hai

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Raj ne to Chote mama ko bulaya tha phone va msg karke, lekin jb sabko dekhega ek sath to pakka gussa karega kyoki Nana Nani to ek dam se lapkenge Raj ki taraf or Raj unse dur bhagne ki Kosis karega...

Superb bhai sandar jabarjast lajvab update

 

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[VAJRADHIKARI]

Wednesday saturday Sunday rudra ka time hota hai baki din raj ka

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Romanchak. Pratiksha agle rasprad update ki

 

[Bilal jan]

Update 29

At house
Abhi hum sab ghar pahuche hi the ki sad niche hall me hi baithe the jaise hi me hall me pahucha mom ne mera kaan pakad liya
Me :- ahhhhhh ahahhhhh mom chodo ahhhh dukh raha hai
Mom :- dukhne de kon bolta hai itni raat ko bina bataye jane ko
Dad :- are chodo bhi usse
Mom :- ap shant hi baithiye aap ki wajah se hi ye itna bigad gaya hai
Dadaji :- bahu chodo use uske hath me jakham aayi hai use aur dukhega waha
Mom (kan chodte hue) :- kaha lagi beta bata kaise lagi mana kia tha na tere ko akele bahar jane ke liye.
Me :- are mom shant jyada nahi lagi hai thik ho jayegi kuch din me doctor ne dressing bhi kar di hai dont worry
Uske baad me apne kamre me aa gaya aur turant darwaja band karke mama ko phone ghuma diya
Wahi nana nani ke ghar
Abhi sab log baithe hue mere aur mama ke photos dekh rahe the ki tabhi mami ka dhyan mosi ki aur gaya jo meri photo ko dhyan se dekh rahi thi
Mami :- kya baat hai choti(mosi ko sab pyar se choti hi bulate hai) tum toh raj ke photo ko aise gaur se dekh rahi ho jaise koi premika apne premi ke photo ko dekhti hai kahi apne hi bhanje se ishq toh nahi ho gaya
Mosi :- aisa kuch nahi hai didi me toh ye soch rahi hu ki maine raj ko pahle bhi kidhar dekha hai lekin kidhar woh yaad nahi aa raha hai
Mami :- acha kidhar dekha hai
Mosi :- ha yaad aaya 1 second me abhi aai
Itna bolke mosi kamre se bahar nikal jati hai tabhi c. Mama ka phone bajne lagta hai
Mama :- kiska phone hai chote
C. Mama :- pata nahi bhaiya unknown number hai
Mama :- toh bajne de baad me baat kar lena
C. Mama :- thik hai
Utne me hi mosi aa gayi
Mama :- kaha gayi thi choti
Mosi :- woh toh me apna phone lene gayi thi
Abhi mosi bol hi rahi thi ki phir se c.mama ka phone bajne laga lekin mama ne uthaya nahi
Mama :- ek kaam kar jay(c. Mama) phone ko kuch der silent kar de
C. Mama :- ji
Mama :- ab bol choti phone lane kyu gayi thi
Mosi :- ha ye dekhiye isiliye gayi thi itna bolke unhone ek video play kia aur phone sabke samne kar diya
Ye wahi video hai mere aur shiva ke kand wala jo mandir ke yaha hua tha
Mami :- kya ye apna raj hai
Mama :- us din jab usne hath pakada tha tab andaja ho gaya tha ki usme taakat hai lekin itni taakat hogi nahi laga tha
Abhi sab video hi dekh rahe the ki tabhi c. Mama ke mobile pe ek msg aata hai
Jab c. Mama msg padhne ke liye phone uthate hai tabhi mosi unhe tok deti hai
Mosi :- ye kya baar baar tera phone baj raha hai kahi girl friend ka chakkar toh nahi la dekhu
C. Mama :- kya… koi girl friend ka chakkar nahi hai chahiye toh dekhlo phone
Mami (haste hue) :- ha dikhao me dekhti hu ki meri devrani dikhti kaisi hai
C. Mama :- are bolana koi chakar nahi hai
Mami :- ha toh dikhao na
C. Mama :- ha toh dekho.
Jaise hi mami phone dekhti hai unki sari hasi gayab ho jati hai kyonki woh calls aur msg mere hi the bhale hi mera naam save nahi tha lekin mene msg me mera naam likhke bheja tha
Mosi :- kya baat hai didi aapki hasi kyu gayab ho gayi
Jab mosi mami ko awaj deti hai toh woh jaise hosh me aati hai aur phone sabke saamne rakh deti hai
Me (in msg) :- hello mama me raj hu phone uthao
(after call)
Acha phone nahi uthana toh msg ka jawab hi de do mujhe pata hai aap soye nahi ho mene thodi der pahle aapka phone online dekha tha jawab do
(after 2 min)
Acha aapko baat nahi karni toh mat karo me bhi aapka phone ab nahi uthaunga aur agar kal aap pratiyogita dekhne aaoge agar nahi aaye toh me aapse kabhi baat nahi karunga BYEE
jab sabne msg padhe toh fouran c. Mama ne mujhe pbone ghumaya lekin me apna phone silent karke side me rakh chuka tha
C. Mama :- woh phone nahi utha raha hai kya karu
Mami :- jaldi se sab taiyar ho jao raj se milne jana hai na usine bulaya hai nahi gaye toh sach me naraj na ho jaye
Mama :- ha me maa aur pitaji ko batata hu
Phir sab taiyaar hone chale jate hai

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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Zabardast fantastic update

 

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[VAJRADHIKARI]

Update 30

Day of Compitation

Aaj subah uthke sabse pahle mene dhyan lagaya jisme mere naye dost ne bhi meri sahayta ki jiske madad se me dhyan lagane me kamyab ho gaya.
Me sara kaam niptake jab niche pahucha toh pura pariwar pahle se hi taiyar tha sabse pahle dadi ne meri najar utari phir maa ne meri aarti karke mujhe vijay tilak lagaya lekin is sab me mene ek baat note ki ki dadi aur mom apne apne patiyon se chidi hui thi jiska matlab saaf tha unhe pasand nahi aaya ki dadaji ne mujhe is pratiyogita me bhag lene ki anumati di lekin ye baat pr mene jyada dhyan nahi diya balki mere dimag me alag tention thi ki C. Mama ke liye dadaji aur pure pariwar ko manana tha
Me :- dadaji agar me aapse kuch kehna chahta hu
Dadaji :- toh bol
Me :- pahle aap promise karo ki gussa nahi honge
Mom :- ab kya gadbad kar di jo batane ne dar raha hai
Me :- woh mene aaj ke pratiyogita ke liye kisi ko invite kiya hai
Mom :- kise kahi girlfriend toh nahi banadi gav me tabhi me sochu ki ye dinbhar kaha rehta hai
Me :- mom aisa kuch nahi hai wo maine wo
Dadiji :- kunvar aap bejhijhak boliye
Me (aakh band karke ek hi sas me) :- maine chote mama ko invite kiya hai aaj ke liye
Mere aise bolne se sab ke sir pe bomb phuta sab ek dum se hairat me aa gaye yaha tak ki C. Chacha bhi unhe nahi laga tha ki me aisa sabme samne unke baare me bol dunga
Dadaji :- aap kiski baat kar rahe ho rah
Me :- sanju mama
Dadiji :- lekin raj unhone bachpan me
Me (bich me hi) :- nahi dadi woh toh bahut ache hai unhe nahi pata tha ki waha mere sath kya hota hai nahi toh woh ye sab nahi hone dete
Mom :- lekin raj tum unse kab aur kaise mile
Ye sunne ke baad me turant chote chacha ko dekhne laga jisse pura pariwar bhi unke aur dekhne laga jisse woh ek dum se hadbada gaye
Dadaji :- thik hai agar aapne unhe maaf kar diya hai toh thik hai hum bhi unhe apna lenge
Me (dadaji ko gale lagate hue) :- thank you dadaji
Mom :- lekin
Dadaji (bich me hi) :- hum is baare me baad me baat karenge
Wahi sujay ke ghar pe
Waha rana aur sujay baat kar rahe the
Rana (gusse me) :- tumne kya kaha tha ki us bhima aur uske sare pariwar ko maar denge lekin kya hua tere tarah tere sare aadmi bhi phattu nikle us doctor ka bhi phone nahi lag raha hai uper se humare sare aadmi bhi phone band karke baithe hai
Sujay :- rana shant raho bhale hi aaj woh bach gaya ho lekin aaj mukable me woh tumhare saamne hoga tab toh uski aatma ko tum uske sharir se alag kar dena pahle 2 padav me tumhara aur uska samna hona namumkin hai toh agle padav hi bacha phir dekhte hai us ring me kon use bachane aata hai
Rana :- ha ab yahi rah gaya hai us kal ke bache ko marne ke liye mujhe hi apne hath gande karne honge
Wahi macth ke ground pe
Hum sabhi yaha pahuch gaye the aur dadaji ke kahne pe shera ki jagah mera naam likh diya tha
Me abhi changing room me tha aur sabhi gharwale bahar the is mukable ko dekhne humare ghar se sare mard aaye the aurte ghar me hi thi woh kal t.v. pr dekhne wale the waise toh aise mukable ki permission koi bhi government nahi deti thi lekin dadaji ke kahne par ye program gupt tarike se karne ki permission thi aur iski caset bhi sirf contestants ke ghar walon ko hi milte the bhima kaka ko jab bhi caset milti pahle humare ghar hi aati thi
Ab thoda mukable ke baare me jaan lete hai
Mukabla 3 padav me khela jata hai
1la padav me nishane baji ka hota hai (archery)
2ra padav panje ka (arm wrestling)
3ra aur aakhri padav kushti (wrestling) ka
Is pahle 2 padav me sare contestants ko 2 team me baat dete hai phir un dono teams ke top player ko ek dusre se kushti ka samna hota hai
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Me abhi changing room me baitha tha
Wahi sare pariwar wale bahar hall me baithe the jaha se mukabla dikhne wala tha abhi sab C. Mama ki rah hi dekh rahe the ki tabhi ek lal colour ki gadi hall ke bahar ruk gayi jise dekh C. Chacha pehchan gaye aur sabka dhyan us gadi ke or le gaye
Jab us gadi se C. Mama ke sath pura pariwar nikla toh sab shock ho gaye kyunki sab ko laga tha ki sirf C. Mama aayenge jab sab log aamne samne aaye toh jaha nana ke pariwar ki nazron me sharm thi toh dadaji ke parivaar ke aakhon me gussa tha lekin dono shant the shayad andruni baton ko janta ke samne lana dono ko thik nahi lag raha tha
C. Chacha :- sanjay raj andar changing room me hai
Jaise hi c. Mama jane ko huye
Dad :- ruko sanju
C. Mama :- dekhiye me aapka gussa samajh sak..
Dad :- me tumhe raj se milne se nahi rok raha hu raj ki tarah humne bhi tumhe apna liya hai
C. Mama :- toh phir
Dad :- jis din tumhare ye bhaiya aur bhabhi humare ghar aaye the us din la use kuch yaad nahi hai toh woh sab tum bhi bhul jao toh acha hi hai raj ke samne iska jikr tak nahi hona chahiye
C. Mama :- theek hai
Dad (nana ki taraf dekh ke) :- aaj uski pratiyogita hai toh philhal uska dimag shant hi rahna dijiye
Dada (nana se) :- tum mere sath baitho kuch baat karni hai
Nana :- thik hai
Toh wahi bhima kaka aur unke ghar wale abhi raste me the shera abhi bhi hospital me aaram kar raha tha
Shiva :- mujhe ek baat samajh nahi aa rahi hai
Sangram :- kya
Shiva :- yahi ki jab me aap ko phone laga raha tha toh phone me signal problem kyu aa raha tha jabki 2 ghante pahle hi me apne dosto se baat kar raha tha
Sangram :- are budhu unhone network jammer fit kiye the isiliye call nahi lagi jab hum log chale gaye toh chote malik ke personal bodyguard ne woh sare jammers ko khatam kar diya samjhe
Shivani :- aakhir ye raj hai kya bala khudko chaku se itna gehra ghav woh bhi sirf dat se bachne ke liye
Shivani ke is question se us car me raka ka Pariwar ko chodke sab tahaka mar ke hasne lage
Raka :- kya hua bhima aise kyu has rahe ho
Bhima :- aapki beti ne baat hi aisi ki hai
Shivani :- matlab
Sangram :- chote malik kab kya kar baithe koi nahi bata sakta jo us din hospital me dekha woh toh bas ek teaser tha yakin na ho toh apne bhai se puch lo
Shiva (us din ka kand yaad karke) :- hmm
Sangram :- me tumhe ek kissa batata hu ek baar chote malik apne haweli se jab bahar nikle toh unhone dekha ki gav ke chaurahe par pura kichad ho gaya hai lekin koi saaf nahi kar raha hai toh unhone sabse pahle apna chehre ko kapde se dhak diya phir kichad me lait gaye sab pagal samjhke has rahe the aur jab woh ghar gaye toh sab ko rote hue batane lage ki kaise woh pair phisalne se kichad me gire phir sab hasne lage
Shivani :- lekin is sabse hua kya
Sangram :- isse hua ye ki jis kichad ko sab dekh bhi nahi rahe the use 1 ghante ke andar puri tarike se gayab kar diya
Shivani :- gajab ka namuna hai ye
Sangram :- ab bola thik hai galti se bhi gav walon ke samne mat bolna nahi toh koi police force tumhe nahi dhundh payegi
Uski popularity ko tum is hisab se dekho ki is pure shergarh ka jo raja hai thakur samsher singh unhe sab thakur sahb bulate hai aue raj ko sab chote malik bulate hai
Abhi koi kuch bolta ki tabhi shiva bich me bol pada
Shiva :- papa gadi tej chalo koi toh humara picha kar raha hai
Jab bhima piche mudke dekhta hai toh use bhi gadi nazar aati hai
Bheema :- tention mat lo ye chote malik ne humare suraksha ke liye bheja hai uska driver raghu hai me janta hu use
Raka :- toh theek hai
Wahi maidan me abhi competition shuru hone me 5 min hi bache the ki changing room me chote mama aa gaye
C. Mama :- kaise ho raj
Me :- time mil gaya bhanje ke liye
C. Mama :- ohh toh kunvar sa naraz hai lekin unhe nahi pata hum bhi unke mama hai
Me :- aap mama nahi ek number ke mamu hai
C. Mama :- itni bezati jao me bhi tumhe tumhara birthday gift nahi dene wala itne pyar se tumhare liye tumhara man pasandida jaket laya tha
Me :- chalo hato mera mukabla hai mujhe jane do
Mama :- are thik hai chal ja
Me jate jate achanak hi palat ke mama ke gale lag gaya
Me (gale lag ke) :- aaj aashirwaad nahi denge
Mama (mere sar pe hath rakh ke) :- mera aashirwaad hamesha tere sath hai
Me :- ab dekhiye kaise sab ki band baja ke aata hu
Mama :- ja jeet tere kadam chumegi
Phir me unke hath se jaket leke bahar ki taraf bhag jata hu
Mama (mushkura kar) :- badmash
Ab next bhag me hoga Compitation
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