Shaktiyon ka use sirf bade khatre ke liye hi theek hai,Mast update bhai apna hero ab aatmnirbhar ban rha he shaktiyon ka use kam kar rha hedekhte hain ab ye sakshi ne kyun mara
Ate hi bahi bom phor dia itne bare jhatke k bad apna hero kia krta h___________
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Breakfast karke main raja ke sath mehel bahar bane park me aaya, kal guruji se hui baaten short me samjha din.
Jise raja ne bhi maan liya.
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Raja - sagar beta, ham aapko akele nahin jane denge,
Aapko sena ki ek tukdi apne sath le jani padegi.
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Main - theek hai, kintu main sena me se achchhe or taqatwar javaan chunkar ek team banana chahta hun.
Or kal savere hi shaitanlok jana chahta hun.
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Raja ne mujhe permission de di, or senapati ko turant hi bulava bheja,
Main senapati ke sath chal diya, sena ke javaan chhatne.
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Or vahan pohochkar maine har tukdi me se best sipahi apne liye choose kar liye or vapas mahel lout aaya,
Vahan aakar maine Mom- Dad or baaki sab ko apne jane ke bare me bataya.
Dad - Beta jane se pehle mujhe or apni mom ko
dharti-lok chhod aa.
Mom ne bhi unke haan me haan milayi,
To bahno ki toli bhi sath jane ko raazi ho gayi, jisme Anjalika or Liza bhi shamil thin,
Main - Dad aap log yahin surakshit ho, abhi aap kahin mat jaiyye,
Dad - Beta aise to meri company heavy loss me aa jayegi,
Isi liye mera jana Must hai.
Maine haan kaha or sab log jane ke liye taiyar ho gaye,
Maine raja se ijazat li or main un sabka hath pakad kar teleport ho gaya.
Teleporting me hi mujhe kuchh logon ki parchhai dikhai di,
Or unhone kisi cheez se hamare oopar Laal rang ki roshni chhodi,
Ye vaar mere oopar nahin kiya gaya tha,
balki Mom - Dad ke oopar tha,
mera dil dhak se reh gaya,
T P ki speed itni tez thi ki main sahi se kuchh dekh bhi
nahin pa raha tha,
kuchh karne ki baat to or hai,
Ham ek dam se hamare ghar teleport hue, par mom - dad sidhe niche gir gaye,
Ham sab ek sath chilla pade, Mommmm - Daddddd,
Main mom - dad ko uthane ki koshish kar raha tha....
Par wo koi response nahin de rahe the....
Mere aakhon se jhar - jhar aansu beh rahe the,
Or baki behno ka bhi yahi haal tha,
Anjalika or Liza apni puri koshish kar rahi thin,
unko uthane ki,
Par sab koshishen nakam rahin,
Phir achanak mujhe guruji ki yaad ayi,
Maine khud ko sambhala, or unko chitkarte hue pukara,
Guruji 1 hi second me mere samne the,
Main (unko gale lagakar bola) - Gurudev dekhiye na Mom - Dad ko kya ho gaya hai, kuchh karo na gurudev
Guruji ne apne hathon se koi shakti chhodi or agle pal vo bhi vivash ho gaye, wo bole-
Guruji - Beta kali shaktiyon ka prabhav inke oopar
zyada pada hai, Or ye ye marr
Main (beech me chillate hue)- nahin guruji aisa mat kahiye,
Main to kahin ka bhi nahin rahunga,
Or udhar Mansi ye sunkar behosh ho gayi,
Baaki sab usko sambhalne me lag gaye,
Guruji - beta mujhe maaf kar do, par main koi madad nahin kar sakta,
Main to ye sunkar apne hosh hi kho baitha,
Or gash khakar gir pada,
Jab mujhe hosh aaya, tabh main apne room me tha,
priya mere paas baithkar sisak rahi thi,
Or bahar se rone peetne ki awazen aa rahi thin,
Main ek dam se uth kar baith gaya,
or rota hua bahar ki taraf bhaga,
Priya mujhe hosh aaya dekhkar mere pichhe bhagi,
Vahan mera poora parivar aa chuka tha,
Pata nahin main kab se behosh tha,
Mom - Dad ke antim sanskar ki tayyari ho rahi thi,
Or Mansi samhit sabhi behne vahin baithkar ro rahi thin,
Main unke paas jakar baith gaya,
or vo mujhse chipat - chipat kar rone lagin,
JinnLok, or Parilok ke Raja or Rani bhi insani bhes me aa chuke the,
Tabhi Dada ji mere paas aaye or hame gale lagakar rone lage....
Chacha ji or bua ji ki halat bhi theek nahin thi,
Kyonki un teeno behen - bhaiyon me bohot pyaar tha,
In sabke baad Mom - Dad ki antim yatra nikli,
or main unko agni dekar bhari kadmo se vapas ghar aa gaya,
Guruji - Putra, maine tumhen pehle hi kaha tha,
ki wo isi intzar me ghaat lagaye baithe hain, ki kab tum jinnlok se bahar niklo, or kab vo tumhen chot den,
Par tumne meri baat nahin maani,
Main (apne aansu pochhte hue) - Gurudev,
ab shaitan lok ka akhiri vakhat aa gaya hai,
ab koi nahin bachega, sab marenge ,
chahe vo khud shaitaan ho ya aam janta,
sabko mere gusse ki aag me jalna padega.
Guruji - putra, abhi tum gusse me ho,
pehle kuchh din apne aap ko shaant karo,
phir koi faisla lena.
Main chup - chap vahan se chala gaya,
kyonki ab main mazeed kisi ko koi bhi javaab
nahin dena chahta tha,
Main main hall me pohcha jahan par sabhi baithe hue the.
Mujhse Mansi ki halat dekhi nahin ja rahi thi,
uski aakhen suji hui thin, or vo bas roye ja rahi thi,
Main uske paas jakar baith gaya,
or usko khud se chipta liya,
Or usko chup karane laga,
Main - Manu, main unme se kisi ko zinda nahin chhodunga,
main apna intakaam lekar rahunga, tu ro mat.
Mansi (Or zyada rote hue)- plzz bhai ab aap kahin mat jana,
hame koi badla nahin chahiye,
bhagwan ke liye kahin mat jana.
Main - Ye tu kya keh rahi hai?
Mansi - (Rote hue) - Or nahin to kya? Ab aapke siva
mera hai kon, Agar aap ko bhi kuchh ho gaya to
main khudkushi kar lungi,
Plzz mujhe vachan dijiye ki aap kisi ko nahin marenge.
Main usko rota hua chhodkar,
vahan se uthkar apne room me aa gaya,
Main kya karun kya na karun soch - soch kar
mera sar dard se phata ja raha tha.
To Be Continue......
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Mansi - (Rote hue) - Or nahin to kya? Ab aapke siva
mera hai hi kon, Agar aap ko bhi kuchh ho gaya to
main khud ko kuchh kar lungi,
Plzz mujhe vachan dijiye ki aap kisi ko nahin
marenge.
Main usko rota hua chhodkar,
vahan se uthkar apne room me aa gaya,
Main kya karun kya na karun soch - soch kar
mera sar dard se phata ja raha tha,
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Ek taraf Mom - Dad ka chehra baar - baar mere
saamne aa jata, jisse mere nathune phul jate,
shaitan Lok ka sarvanash karne ke liye,
Or dusri taraf Mansi vachan maang rahi thi ki
mom - dad ke katilon ko maaf kar dun,
Tabhi Anjalika room me enter hui, or rote hue
mere gale lag gayi,
main uske balon me hath phirane laga,
Anjalika (mere gale lage hue)- ye sab meri
vajha se hua hai, Na main aapki zindagi me aati
na ye hota,
Main - Anju, ye sab kismat ka khel hai,
plzz apne aap ko dosh mat do.
Anjalika (mujhse alag hote hue)- nahin,
ye sab meri hi vajha se hua hai,
mujhe aapse door jana hoga, taki phir aisa na ho,
Main - kya tumhare jane se
mom - dad vapas aa jayenge?
Anjalika (sisakte hue)- Nahin, par aage se
aap par meri vajha se koi musibat nahin ayegi.
Main - mujhe chhodkar jaogi tum, mujhe..?
Anjalika - agar baat aapko bachane ki hai to haan,
Mujhe jana hi hoga.
Main - Anju, aisa mat karo,
varna main akela pad jaunga, Plzz maan jao.
(Main usko dobara gale se lagate hue bola)
Wo mujhse alag hui or na me sar hilane lagi,
mere phir se aansu chhalak pade,
usse door hone ke dar se.
Wo mere chehre par betahasha kiss karne lagi,
Or achanak hi gayab ho gayi,
Main uska naam pukarta reh gaya, par wo
vapas nahin aayi, or main vahin ghutno ke bal
baith kar rone laga,
Tabhi sakshi andar aayi, uske pichhe - pichhe
priya bhi thi, wo aate hi boli,
Sakshi (mujhe uthate hue) - kya hua bhai,
aap aise kyon ro rahe hain?
Main (rote hue) - wo chali gayi, wo chali gayi......
Sakshi & priya (ek sath) - kon chali gayi?
Main - Anju, Anju hame chhodkar hamesha ke
liye chali gayi, ab wo vapas nahin aayegi...
Priya - Kya? ye aap kya bol rahe hain?
Ye kaise ho sakta hai?
Main - (Maine un dono ko ruk- ruk kar saari
baat batai)
Jise sunkar wo dono bhi udaaas ho gayin.
Sakshi (halke se rote hue)- Hey Bhagwan!
ye kya ho raha hai
hamare sath, pehle hi itna dard diya hai, ab
ek or dard, ye itne mazboot nahin hain,
ke ek sath itne dard jhel payen, ham sabse
agar koi paap ho gaya hai to uska badla
hamse le, par inhen maaf kar de bhagwan!
Maaf kar de (wo bhi tez se rone lagi thi)
Maine un dono ko rota hua dekha, to apna
Dard bhool gaya, or un dono ko chup karane
laga.
Guruji (andar aate hue) - putra, neyti ka likha
koi nahin mita sakta, agar ishwar tumhen
Itni khushiyan or shaktiyan deta hai to uske
badle me insan ko kuchh to balidan karna hi
padta hai,
Is duniya me jitne bhi devtao ne avtar liye hain,
Sabko kuchh na kuchh balidan karna pada hai.
Main - gurudev, mujhe kuchh nahin chahiye,
Koi shakti,koi taqat nahin chahiye, bas meri
zindagi ko Pehle jaisa kar do.
Guruji - ye sab mere hath me nahin hai vats!
Sab brahamma ke hath me hai, insan chahe kitne
bhi pair patak le; hota vahi hai jo uski takdeer me
likha hua hai, or yahi neyti hai.
Ab tumhen apne aapko sambhalna hoga, or
Mazboot banna hoga, khud ke sath - sath apne
Parivar ki raksha bhi karni padegi, ye mat
Samajhna ki tumhare dushman itne me hi ruk
Jayenge , nahin , vo aage ka plan bana rahe hain,
Isi liye tum bhi satark ho jao,
Or jab bhi meri madad ki zarurat ho to kabhi bhi
Yaad kar lena ab main chalta hun,
(Ye kehkar guruji bhi vileen ho gaye)
Main is wakht apne aap ko bohot akela mehsoos
kar raha tha,
Tabhi Dadaji andar aaye, or mujhse bole-
Dadaji - sagar beta, tum sab mere sath gaw chalo,
Yahan par rehkar kya karoge, vahan ham sab hain.
Main - dadu abhi nahin, is ghar ko chhodne ka man
nahin hai, yahan Mom - Dad ki yaden hain, or abhi
Meri or Mansi ki padhai bhi to baaki hai,
ham zaroor ayenge par apni padhai poori karne ke
baad, haan agar mansi aapke sath jana chahati hai
to wo ja sakti hai.
(Main apni aakhen saaf karte hue bola)
Dadaji - theek hai jaisi tumhari marzi, par kya main
tumse kuchh puchh sakta hun?
Maine haam me sar hilaya
Dadaji - kisi ko bhi ye pata nahin hai ke Keshav or
Bahu ki mout kaise hui? Sab alag - alag kahani bana
rahe hain, kya main jaan sakta hun ke mere bete ke
sath hua kya tha?
Main - bas itna jaan lijiye ki ye sab meri vajha se hua
hai, meri hi galti thi,
(or phir se meri aakhon me aansu aa gaye)
Dadaji (mere aansu saaf karte hue)- beta khud ko
Dosh mat do or mujhe batao ke hua kya tha?
Main - aap sunna hi chahte hain to suniye.
Maine unko bed par baitha liya or shuru se end tak
Sab batata chala gaya.
Poori kahani sunne ke baad dadaji ne mujhe khud
se chipta liya.
Dadaji - mere bachche, main phir se kehta hun,
tu mere sath chal. yahan par rehna khatre se khali nahin.
Main - daadu, aap samajh nahin rahe hain, agar main
Aapke sath raha, to mere sath - sath poora parivar
Khatre me pad jayega, or ye main hargiz nahin hone
dunga, aap apne sath mansi ko le jaiyye, vo vahan par
Safe rahegi.
Dadu kuchh bol pate usse pehle hi door par khadi mansi
bol padi
Mansi (rote hue)- haan kyonki Mom - Dad ke jane ke
baad ab main Aap par bojh jo ban gayi hun,
Main yahan se kahin nahin ja rahi, jahan aap rahoge
Vahin main rahungi or ye final decision hai.
Ye bolkar vo vapas chali gayi,
Dadaji (ek lambi saans lekar) - theek hai beta,
jo theek lage karo, par agar kuchh bhi
pareshani ho to sidha gaw chake aana.
Or unhone khade hokar mujhe ek baar phir se gale
laga liya, or vo chacha - chachi ke gaw laut gaye.
Sabhi mehmaan mujhe samjha kar or samvatna dekar
Nikal gaye.
vahan par reh gaye sirf - Main, Mansi, Sakshi, Priya,
Sheetal or Leeza.
Leeza ne zabarzasti hame khana khilaya,
Ham sabne thoda - thoda kha liya, or jisko
jahan jagah mili vo vahin par so gaya.
Udhar ShaitaanLok me -
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[Remind]
Marsie - (Daughter of Shataan)
Keela. -. (Son of Shaitaan)
Nablees- (Senapati of Shaitaan)
Ek mahel jahan charon taraf andhera hai,
Or bohot se logon ke baat karne ki awazen aa rahi hain
Tabhi ek shaitaan tez chaal chalte hue vahan aata hai,
Uske chehre par jeet ki khushi hai
Ye koi or nahin Senapati Nablees hai.
Nablees - Maharaj Keela ki jai ho.
Keela - kya khabar laye ho senapati?
Nablees - Maharaj, hamara plan kamyab raha.,
ham jante the ke uspar hamari kaali shaktiyon
ka koi asar nahin hoga, par uske maa - baap
to samanye insaan hi the, unpar to asar hona hi tha.
Dono mar gaye HaHaHaHaHa
Keela - (Apni jagah se khade hokar-
-uski peeth thapthapate hue) - Shabash! Senapati.
Ab samaye aa gaya hai dusre plan ko anjaam dene ka.
Nablees - Jo aagya maharaj.
(Or idhar Rocky ke ghar me)
Main achanak apne bed se uth kar baith gaya
Mooommm Dadddddd
Leeza ekdam se uth kar baith gayi, or mujhe gale
laga liya.
Leeza - kya hua aapko?
Main - kuchh nahin bura sapna tha... Or main uska
Matha chumkar
usko bahon me bharke phir se sone
ki koshish karne laga
To... Be... Continue
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Keela - (Apni jagah se khade hokar-
-uski peeth thapthapate hue) - Shabash! Senapati.
Ab samaye aa gaya hai dusre plan ko anjaam dene ka.
Nablees - Jo aagya maharaj.
(Or idhar Rocky ke ghar me)
Main achanak apne bed se uth kar baith gaya
Mooommm Dadddddd
Leeza ekdam se uth kar baith gayi, or mujhe gale
laga liya.
Leeza - kya hua aapko?
Main - kuchh nahin bura sapna tha... Or main uska
Matha chumkar usko bahon me bharke phir se sone
ki koshish karne laga
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Ab Aage -
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Aaj Mom - Dad ko guzre hue pure 10 din ho
chuke hain,
Hamara poora bussiness Priya ke Dad yani
Phupha ji ne
Sambhal liya hai,
Sab kuchh sahi chalna shuru ho gaya hai,
par main mom -
Dad ko bohot miss karta hun,
Ham sabhi ne apne - apne school/ College
jana start kar diya hai.
Bas ek baat ajeeb hui hai, jis din se main vapas aaya hun,
Mujhe Pallavi dikhai nahin di, Na vo ek baar
bhi college aayi.
Uske ghar par bhi Tala latka hua tha,
uske bare me kisi ko kuchh bhi pata nahin
hai, Raju zyadatar mere sath hi rehta hai,
or Mariya (Raju's sister) gaw me hamne jo
nayi company start ki thi, wo uska kaam dekhti hai, vahin shift ho gayi hai,
bas phone par baaten ho jati hain.
Anjalika ne bhi koi baat nahin ki hai us din se,
na hi wo mujhe apne aas - paas kabhi mehsoos hui.
Dada - dadi or chacha - chachi hamse roz baat karte hain,
Pata nahin Mansi ko kya hua hai
wo mujhse thoda kati - kati si
rehne lagi hai, par main sab kuchh jaldi hi theek kar dunga.
Sheetal or uski mummy ko maine request
karke apne sath hi shift karva liya hai,
or sakshi bhi ab hamare hi sath rehti hai.
or mere hi sath college jati hai.
Meri neend subha 6 baje khuli,
Leeza mere hi paas so rahi thi,
Sote time badi hi cute lagti thi, maine uske
fule - fule galon oar kis kiya, jisse vo
kasmasane lagi, mere chehre par
muskaan aa gayi,
Maine uski avaz dekar uthaya usne
dhire se apni aakhen kholin,
Maine uske mathe par kiss kar liya,
wo bhi muskurate hue uth kar baith gayi,
Main - Good Morning Jaan.
Leeza - Good Morning, Aaj bohot dino baad itni pyari subha hui hai,
pata nahin kab se miss kar rahi thi.
(Wo muskurate hue boli)
Main - achchha ab mujhe coffee nahin pilaogi.
Wo uth kar chali gayi, or mere liye coffee bana kar le ayi.
Maine coffee pee or fresh hone washroom
me chala gaya,
Bahar aaya to bed par kapde rakhe hue the,
Par leeza vahan par nahin thi,
shayad bakiyon ko uthane gayi hogi.
Main fatafat tayyar hua, or jaldi - jaldi me car lekar nikal gaya.
Raste me maine fresh flower khareede,
or pohoch gaya Mom - Dad ki samadhi par,
Maine flowers unki samadhi par rakhe or bola -
Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad
Phir main vahin par baith gaya, or unse dheron baaten karne laga.
Waise to main yahan aata rehta tha,
par aaj kuchh special din tha,
Isi liye subha sabse pehle mom - dad ke paas aa gaya.
Kuchh time vahan bitane ke baad main
vapas ghar pohcha,
Sakshi tayyar baithi thi, college jane ke liye.
Maine sab ke sath breakfast kiya,
sabhi ne shanti se breakfast kiya,
Jab se mom dad hame chhodkar gaye the
tabh se sab kuchh change sa ho gaya tha,
pehle jaisi masti to ab khatam hi ho gayi thi,
Koi aapas me baat karta bhi tha wo bhi sirf
matlab ki baat hoti thi.
Khair breakfast khatam karke main or sakshi
college ke liye nikal pade,
(In Car)
Sakshi - Bhai or kitne din aisa chalta rahega ?
Main - to tu hi bata main kya karun?
Sakshi (ek gehri saans chhodkar) - aap ghar
ke ekloute mard ho,
Aap ko hi sab sambhalna padega. Sab se
baat karo, ghar ka mahol bigad chuka hai,
use apko hi sambhalna hoga, varna sab
barbad ho jayega.
Main - keh to tu theek rahi hai, chal main hi
kuchh sochta hun.
Baat karte - karte ham college pohoch gaye.
Maine car park ki or ham sidha apni - apni
class me chale gaye.
Main Raju ke paas jakar baith gaya, or usse
baaten karne laga,
Kyonki class start hone me abhi time tha.
College ke baad sakshi ke sath main ghar aa
gaya,
Mansi, Priya or sheetal ghar par aa chuki thin,
Liza to ghar par hi rehti thi.
Main fresh hokar dining table par pohcha, Liza ne khana serve kiya maine or sakshi ne
sath me lunch kiya. Baaki sab kha chuke the.
Lunch karke main Mansi se milne uske room
me chal diya.
Or uska door knock kiya.
Mansi (andar se) - kon hai?
Main - main hun.
Mansi - abhi main busy hun baad me aana.
Ye sunkar mera dil jalkar reh gaya,
par main aaj sab sahi karne ka sochkar
aaya tha.
Main door ko kholte hue andar chala gaya,
Wo ulti letakr Lapy me kuchh kar rahi thi.
Usne mujhe gusse se ghoor kar dekha.
Mansi (gusee se)- kya aapko manners nahin
hai,
is ghar me kya ab privacy bhi nahin bachi,
Mere kahon me aansu aa gaye, par main
usse behes karne nahin aya tha.
Main - (dheere se) - Tu to meri jaan hua karti
thi, mujhse pyar karti thi, phir aisa kya hua jo
mujhse nafrat karne lagi?
Mansi - aap mere room se abhi nikal jaiyye,
varna achchha nahin hoga.
Main - main javaab liye bagair nahin jaunga.
Mansi (uthkar baithte hue)- sunna hi chahte
ho to suno,
Mom Dad ki mout ke zimmedaar tum ho,
tumhari vajha se wo aaj hamare beech nahin
hain, bolo kya javaab hai iska apke paas?
(Uski aakhon se aansu Tap - Tap girne lage)
Main kuchh nahin bol pa raha tha,
mera sar niche jhuk gaya tha.,
Or aansu beh rahe the.
Mansi - or oopar se aap unse badla lena
chahte ho, ye kaise bhool gaye ki jin logon
ne ek hi vaar se mom - dad ko hamse chheen liya,
Wo hame bhi maar sakte hain.
Main - main aisa nahin hone dunga.
Mansi (zor se chilla kar) - Jab mom - dad par
unhone vaar kiya tha, tabh kya kar liya aapne,
tabh kahan gayin thin apki shaktiyan.
Main (uski taraf dekhte hue)- mujhe koi badla
nahin lena, jo tu bolegi waisa hi hoga,
mujhe kuchh nahin chahiye bas tu vapas aa ja,
Varna main seh nahin paunga. Main tujhse
bheekh mangta hun.
(Ye kehte hue main ghutno ke bal baith kar
rone laga)
Mansi mere paas ayi or mukhe utha kar apne
gale se laga kar rone lagi, ham dono ke man
me ek gubbar sa tha, shayad vo ab nikal
raha tha.
Mansi (mujhse alag hokar)- mujhe vachan
dijiye, ke aap ab kisi shakti ka istimal nahin
karoge, or koi badla nahin loge.
Main - main tere sar ki kasam khakar bolta
hun, jo tu bolegi vaisa hi karunga.
Mansi (mere gaal par kiss karke ruhasi awaz
me)- mera janu bhai.
Main rote hue bhi hasne laga,
or uska chehra pakad kar har jagah paglon
ki tarhan se kiss karne laga.
Main - bohot miss kiya hai maine tujhe,
I love you jaan
(Main uske aansu saaf karte hue bola)
Ab in aankhon me ek bhi aansu nahin aana chahiye.
Mansi (apna chehra meri chhati se ragadte
hue)- hmmmm
Main - chal priya ke paas chalte hain,
wo bechari hamari vajha se udas hai.
Mansi - Bhai Sorry,
Main - wo kis liye?
Mansi - wo maine aapko mom - dad ki mout ka ......
(Ye kehte hue uske phir se aansu nikalne lage)
Main (usko tight hug karke) - Manu, maine
tujhe mana kiya tha na, ke ab ek bhi aansu
nahin nikalna chahiye, bhool ja wo sab ab
bas ham or hamari family.....
Mansi (apne aansu saaf karte hue) - chaliye
priya ke paas jana hai na,
Main muskurate hue uske sath priya ke room
ki taraf chal diya.
Tabhi mere phone ki ghanti baji -
Raju (phone par)- Bhai - Bhai, Pallavi ka pata
chal gaya.......##########№###### vahan
par hai###
Main - theek hai main dekhta hun.
To... Be... Continue
Raju to bari teez cheez nikli Yar apni hi behn ko hmmmm--------------------
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Kahani Ab Tak -
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Mansi - Bhai Sorry,
Main - wo kis liye?
Mansi - wo maine aapko mom - dad ki mout ka ......
(Ye kehte hue uske phir se aansu nikalne lage)
Main (usko tight hug karke) - Manu, maine tujhe
mana kiya tha na, ke ab ek bhi aansu nahin nikalna
chahiye, bhool ja wo sab ab bas ham or hamari family.....
Mansi (apne aansu saaf karte hue) - chaliye priya
ke paas jana hai na,
Main muskurate hue uske sath priya ke room
ki taraf chal diya.
Tabhi mere phone ki ghanti baji -
Raju (phone par)- Bhai - Bhai, Pallavi ka pata chal gaya.......##########№###### vahan par hai###
Main - theek hai main dekhta hun.
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Ab Aage -
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Raju (phone par)- Bhai - Bhai, Pallavi ka pata chal
gaya hai,
Uski mom ko last time Chandigarh me dekha gaya tha,
Shayad pallavi bhi vahin par hai,
Main - theek hai main dekhta hun.
Or main mansi ka hath pakde hue baten karta
hua priya ke room ke bahar pohcha, or door knock kiya.
Priya ne door khola or ham dono ko sath dekhkar shock
ho gayi, or muh phade hame dekhne lagi.
Main (uske akhon ke aage hath hilate hue) - hello madem,
Ye sapna nahin hai.
Ye sunkar wo ham dono ke gale lag gayi,
Udhar sheetal jo usi ke room me thi, wo andar se boli-
Sheetal - priya didi kon hai, aap kuchh bol kyon
nahin rahin?
Ham teeno ek sath andar chale gaye.
Hame sath dekhkar sheetal-
Wah! Family get together' chal raha hai or hame pata
bhi nahin. Wo bhi ham dono se gale mili.
Main - achchha tum log baaten karo, main zara raju
se milkar aata hun, kuchh zaruri kaam hai.
Sheetal - Mansi di, mujhe to lagta hai ki bhai ka
Raju bhaiyya ke sath koi chakkar chal raha hai,
tabhi to itni hot - hot ladkiyon ko chhodkar zyadatar
unhi ke sath rehte hain.
Uski baat par sab hasne lage, main kuchh zyada hi
Tez se hasne laga, kyonki main khud ko raju ki ga*d
marte hue imagine kar raha tha.
Aaj itne dino baad kuchh achchha mehsoos hua tha,
Main - kal ham sab milkar kahin ghumne chalenge,
Or shopping bhi karenge. Kal ka din tum sabke naam.
Wo teeno to khush ho gayin, or sheetal to mera gaal
Chumkar baaki sab ko batane bahar bhaag gayi.
Main bhi hasta hua apni car lekar raju se milne nikal gaya.
Sham ke 4 baj rahe the, main raju ke ghar pohcha,
Aunty - uncle kahin gaye hue the, nokar se raju ka
puchh kar main sidha raju ke room me bina knock
kiye sidha andar ghus gaya.
"Oh My God" achanak mere muh se nikla.
andar ka nazara hi kuchh aisa tha.
Shock main is liye nahin hua tha, shock hone ki vajha
dusri thi, or vo ye ki Raju jiske sath sex kar raha tha
Wo koi or nahin balki usi ki sagi behen Mariya thi.
Mere muh se "Oh My God" ki awaaz sunkar un dono
ne ek sath meri taraf dekha, or unki ga*d phat gayi,
Mariya turant hi usse alag hui or ek chadar lekar
odh li, usme muh bhi chadar ke andar chhipa liya tha,
Raju bhi chadar ke andar ghus gaya, or mare dar ke
uski ga*d phati hui thi. Dono pasine me tar - ba-tar
ho gaye the, phir mujhe bhi hosh aaya. Or main bola
Main - lagta hai main galat wakht par aa gaya, sorry
Main chalta hun, tum kabhi bhi mujhse baat kar sakte
ho, or ye baat main kisi se bhi nahin kahunga, befikar
raho.
Ye kehkar main bina unki taraf dekhe or bina unka
Javab sune apni car lekar vahan se nikal gaya,
Mere dimag me bohot sare question the,
par abhi ke liye maine chup rehna behtar samjha,
socha ki raju mujhe khud bata dega.
main to pallavi ke bare me puchhne aaya tha,
waise to main apni shaktiyon se pallavi or raju
ke bare me, ek minute me sab pata kar sakta tha,
par main ab shaktiyon par depend nahin rehna
chahta tha, kyonki inhi Shaktiyon ki vajha se hi
maine mom - dad ko kho diya tha.
Tabhi mujhe ek ladki ki yaad ayi,
Wo mere sath school me padhti thi,
Meri senior thi, is ladki ki khas baat ye thi, ki isko
Shuru se hi jasoos banne ka bhoot savar tha,
Jasusi ki movies dekh - dekh kar.
James Bond ki fan thi.
Maine hi isko detective office kholne me madad ki thi.
naam tha shaina,
apne aap ko phoebe ke naam se
famous kiya hua tha, maine turant hi usko phone laga
diya,
Main - hello, shaina
Phoebe - kon bol raha hai?
Main - are main hun, Rocky, badi jaldi bhool gayi.
Phoebe - Hey buddy, kya haal hain?
suna hai Aaj - kal "The Rock" bana fir raha hai.
(Wo haste hue boli)
Main - wah! mere bare me bohot kuchh janti hai.
Achchha sun mujhe tujhse ek kaam hai.
(Main sidha mudde par aate hue bola)
Phoebe - to hukum kar yarr, tere liye to
jaan bhi hazir hai.
Main - yarr baat ye hai ki meri friend kuchh dino
se lapata hai, main tujhe uski family detail send karta
hun, zara pata kar ki kahan par hai, vaise raju ne
bataya tha ki uski mom ko last time Chandigarh me
dekha gaya tha,
Phoebe - Ok, 2 ghante de main pata karti hun.
Main - Thanxz yarr.
Phoebe - chal ab zyada senti mat kar, pata karke
phone karti hun.
Phir usne phone kaat diya, maine dekha ke baat
karte hue main ghar se zyada aage aa gaya tha,
To maine U turn liya vapas jane ke liye,
Tabhi raju ka phone aa gaya.
Maine phone uthaya, wo mari si awaaz me bola
Raju - hellll hellll hellooow
Main - abe lakva maar gaya kya awaaz ko,
Raju - bhai wo wo.......
Main - abe chhod us baat ko, main mind nahin karta
Meri to khud ki hi engagement bua ki ladki se hui hai.
Isi liye main to khud incest me phasa hua hun
(Main haste hue bola)
Meri baat se shayad uska dar kam ho gaya tha.
Raju - yarr, mariya bohot tension me hai,
Uska ro - ro kar bura haal hai,
Main - ab bata isme main kya kar sakta hun,
Maun to bolkar aya tha ki main kisi se nahin kahunga.
Raju - yarr baat wo nahin hai,
Main (beech me) - to baat kya hai?
Raju (irritate hote hue) - kuchh nahin, kal milna mujhse
Phoir batata hun.
Main - theek hai, kal college me milte hain.
Tujhse pallavi ke bare me bhi kuchh puchhna hai,
Chak ab phone rakh , bbye behench*d
Raju - sale, harami.....
(Isse pehle ki wo or gaaliyan sunata maine haste hue
phone kaat diya)
Main ghar pohcha, in sab me sham ke 7 baj gaye the.
Sakshi ne door khola or mujhe dekhte hi, mere kaan
ke niche 2 dhar diye...
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To... Be... Continue
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