Deepa tezi se sidhiyon se upar flat ki taraf chali gayi, par Munna abhi bhi wahin first floor ki stairs par khada tha. Uska badan abhi bhi Deepa ki khushboo aur uski chhuwan se mehak raha tha. Wo deewar se sahara lekar khada ho gaya, uske chehre par ek ajeeb si aashiqana muskurahat thi.Wo unhi haseen palon ko yaad karne laga—kaise Deepa kachre ke dabbe ka bahaana banakar neeche aayi, kaise dono ne Madhu ke saamne do baar round lagaye, aur phir kaise sidhiyon ke andhere kone mein dono ne ek-doosre ko toot kar kiss kiya.
Munna ne apne gaal par haath phera jahan Deepa ne pehli fees di thi, aur phir apne hothon ko chhua. Uske dimaag mein bas ek hi baat ghoom rahi thi—raat ka waada. Deepa ne kaha tha ki woh raat ko aayegi aur teesre round ki bhookh mitayegi. Munna bas isi haseen khwaab mein khoya hua tha aur raat hone ka intezar abhi se karne laga tha.
Deepa ko upar flat mein gaye ab tak 10 se 15 minute ho chuke the. Neeche sab kuch shant tha. Munna abhi bhi stairs ke paas hi khada tha, tabhi use achanak yaad aaya ki uske kamre ke andar Madhu abhi bhi soyi hui hai. Wo hosh mein aane hi wala tha ki tabhi...Munna abhi unhi haseen khwaabon mein khoya hua tha ki tabhi neeche se aahat hui. Use hosh tab aaya jab usne do ladkiyon ko building ke andar aate dekha. Yeh koi aur nahi, balki Nisha aur Revathi thin!
Yeh wahi do ladkiyan thin jinhone kuch ghante pehle balcony wale kisse ke baad Deepa ke flat mein jaakar bahaane se bohot saari pooch-taach ki thi. Dono bohot hi tez aur chatur thin, aur unhe hamesha society mein chal rahi garm-agaram khabron mein maza aata tha.
Nisha aur Revathi haste-muskurate hue stairs ki taraf badh rahi thin, par jaise hi unki nazar first floor par khade Munna par padi, dono ke kadam ruk gaye. Munna is waqt sirf underpant mein khada tha, uski saans abhi bhi thodi tez thi aur chehre par ek ajeeb sa nasha tha.
Nisha: (Revathi ko kohni maarte hue, dheere se)
"Arey dekh revathi . yeh watchman is haal mein yahan kyun khada hai?"
Revathi: (Munna ko upar se neeche tak dekhte hue, thoda muskura kar)
"Lagta hai abhi-abhi kahin se bohot bada kaand karke aa raha hai. Chehra dekh iska."
Dono chalte hue Munna ke ekdum kareeb pahunch jaati hain. Munna jhat se seedha khada ho jata hai aur apni halat sambhalne ki koshish karta hai.
Nisha: (Munna se, shatir aawaz mein) "
Kyun re Munna? Badi gehri soch mein ho? Aur is kapde mein yahan stairs par kya kar rahe ho? Koi upar gaya hai kya abhi?"
Nisha aur Revathi ki achanak entry aur unke is sawal ne Munna ko andar se thoda alert kar diya. Unhe shak na ho, isliye Munna ne turant apna dheet andaaz apna liya...aur un dono ko ghurane lga ..
Nisha aur Revathi traditional lahanga-saree pehne, gale mein patli chains aur haath mein sone ke bangles pehne poore nakhre ke saath stairs par khadi thin. Unke chehre ki chalaak muskaan aur aakho ka andaaz bata raha tha ki woh Munna ko aaram se chhodne ke mood mein bilkul nahi hain.
Munna ne dheetai se muskurate hue apne haath kamar par rakhe aur un dono ko dekh kar bola—
"Arey Memsaab log! Aap dono thode pahle to uppar thi ..aab kaha se aa rahi ho .. Aur rahi baat mere is avtaar ki... toh watchman hoon, garmi lag rahi thi toh thodi hawa khane nikal aaya!"
Munna ke aise kahne ke baad Nisha aur Revathi Munna ke bilkul paas aakar khadi ho jaati hain. Dono ka mizaaj ek-doosre se bilkul alag tha—Revathi thodi shant aur mild nature ki thi, par Nisha ekdum tez aur gusse wali ladki thi, jise zra sa bhi kuch galat dikhta toh woh turant bhadak jaati thi.Munna ko is haal mein stairs par khada dekhkar Nisha ka para turant chadh gaya.
Nisha: (Gusse mein, aankhein taredte hue)
"Arey watchman! Dimag kharab hai kya tera? Yeh kya baddtameezi hai? Society ke stairs par tu sirf underpant pehen ke ghum raha hai? Ladies log rehti hain yahan, kuch sharm-haya hai ya nahi?!"
Munna, jo abhi Deepa ke khwaabon mein khoya tha, Nisha ki is tez aawaz se ekdum hadbada gaya. Woh thoda peeche hatne laga.
Revathi: (Mild tone mein, Nisha ka haath pakadte hue)
"Arey chhod na Nisha, gussa kyun ho rahi hai... Lagta hai subah-subah so kar utha hoga ya koi kaam kar raha hoga. Kyun Munna, kya baat hai? Itne haanf kyun rahe ho?"
Revathi ki aawaz naram thi, par uski aankhon mein bhi ek pooch-taach wali chamak thi.
Woh jaanti thi ki yeh watchman kuch na kuch gadbad zaroor karta hai.
Nisha: (Aur gusse mein, Revathi ko dekhte hue)
"Kya kaam kar raha hoga yeh? Dekh nahi rahi iska chehra? Aur yahan se abhi-abhi kisi ke jaane ki aawaz aayi thi. Munna, sach-sach bata, yahan stairs par kaun tha tere saath? Aur tu is haal mein kiski taak mein khada hai?!"
Nisha ka yeh sawal seedhe nishane par tha. Munna andar se darr gaya ki kahin in dono ne Deepa ko upar jaate hue na dekh liya ho, ya unhe Deepa par shaq na ho jaye. Agar Nisha gusse mein chillane lagi toh upar se Deepa ka pati phir se neeche aa jayega.
Nisha ka gussa dekhkar aur Revathi ke naram mizaaj ka faayda uthane ke liye, Munna ne turant apna dheet aur aashiqana andaaz apna liya.
Woh jaanta tha ki agar yeh dono gusse mein upar gayin toh bada panga ho jayega, isliye usne baat ko ghumane aur dono ko flattery se phasane ki sochi.
Munna thoda aage badha, apne seene ko thoda taana aur ek shatir, herogiri wali muskurahat ke saath dono ko dekhne laga.
Munna: (Apne baal pe haath pherte hue, aashiqana aawaz mein) "
Arey Nisha ji... aap gusse mein kitni katil lagti hain, aapko khud nahi pata. Subah-subah aapka yeh gussa dekhkar toh mera din hi ban gaya!"
Nisha: (Aur bhadak kar)
"Oye! Apni yeh bakwaas bhasha apne paas rakh! Watchman hai, watchman ki tarah reh. Mujhse flirt karne ki koshish mat kar, ek thappad mein saari herogiri nikal dungi!"
Munna Nisha ke gusse se bilkul nahi dara. Woh turant thoda ghoom kar Revathi ki taraf dekhne laga, jo thodi shant thi.
Munna: (Revathi ko aankh maarte hue, naram aawaz mein)
"Aur Revathi ji... aap toh samajhdar ho na. Dekho na, aapki bahan bina wajah mujh par garam ho rahi hai. Main toh bas yahan stairs ki checking kar raha tha ki koi bahar ka banda na aa jaye... aap logon ki hifazat ke liye hi toh din-raat is haal mein mehnat karta hoon."
Revathi: (Thoda muskura kar, par shaq se)
"Achha? Hifazat karne ke liye kapde utarne padte hain kya, Munna? Aur tumhari saans itni phool kyun rahi hai? Lagta hai hifazat kuch zyada hi zor-shor se chal rahi thi."
Munna: (Dheetpan se dabba uthane ka bahaana karte hue, dono ke thoda aur kareeb aakar)
"Arey Revathi ji, aap jaisi haseen ladies log society mein rahengi, toh kisi bhi mard ki saans thodi upar-neeche toh hogi na? Ab aap hi batao, is garmi mein agar main thoda comfortable kapdon mein ghoom loon, toh kya gunaah hai?"
Nisha ne dekha ki Munna lagatar unse chipakne aur flirt karne ki koshish kar raha hai, toh uska gussa saatve aasmaan par pahunch gaya. Usne turant Revathi ka haath pakda.
Nisha: (Gusse mein, Munna ko ungli dikhate hue)
"Tu bohot zyada bol raha hai, Munna! Teri yeh tharak na main abhi upar jaakar sabko batati hoon. Chal Revathi, upar chalte hain... Dipa ke flat mein hi ja rahe hain na hum? Wahin iski shikayat karte hain!"
Nisha aur Revathi jaise hi upar jaane ke liye pair badhati hain, Munna ka dil dharak jata hai kyunki Deepa abhi-abhi upar gayi thi ..
Nisha jaise hi upar jaane ke liye palti, Munna ne bina waqt ganwaye unka rasta rok liya.Woh jaanta tha ki Nisha badi behen hai aur zyada gusse wali hai, isliye jab tak woh Nisha ko thanda ya uljhayega nahi, tabhi tak baat bigdi rahegi. Chhoti behen Revathi toh thodi mild thi, woh bas khadi hokar dekh rahi thi.
Munna ek kadam aur aage badha aur seedhe Nisha ke bilkul kareeb aakar khada ho gaya. Uski aankhon mein aisi tharak aur dheetpan tha ki Nisha ek pal ke liye peeche hatne par majboor ho gayi.
Munna: (Nisha ke chehre ke paas jhukkar, ekdum aashiqana aur rasili aawaz mein)
"Arey Nisha ji... aap badi behen ho na, isliye gussa aapki naak par rehta hai. Par sachi kahoon? Jab aap aise gusse mein apni aankhein badi-badi karti ho na, toh is underpant ke andar mera dil ekdum goli ki tarah chalne lagta hai!"
Nisha: (Aankhein faadkar, gusse aur sharm ke maare laal hote hue)
"Munna!! Teri yeh himmat? Tu mujhse aisi baatein kar raha hai? Sharam nahi aati tujhe?!"
Munna: (Ek kadam aur aage badhkar, nakhre se)
"Sharam kis baat ki Nisha ji? Ab haseen cheez ko haseen nahi kahenge toh kya kahenge? Chhoti toh abhi bacha hai, woh kya samjhegi... par aap toh poori kachhi kaili ho! Aapka yeh roop dekhkar agar main kapde pehenne bhool gaya, toh ismein meri kya galti?"
Nisha ka gussa ab sharm aur ajeeb si ghabrahat mein badalne laga tha. Munna jis tarah sirf underpant mein uske itne kareeb aakar aisi baatein kar raha tha, uski dheet-pan ne Nisha ko thoda chup kara diya.
Revathi: (Peeche se thoda muskura kar, dheere se)
"Dekha didi ... maine kaha tha na, yeh watchman bohot chalu hai. Tujhe hi target kar raha hai tab se."
Munna: (Revathi ko dekhkar aankh maarte hue, phir Nisha par focus karte hue)
"Arey Revathi ji, badi behen ka rutba hi alag hota hai! Nisha ji, agar aap aise hi gusse mein roz daantogi na, toh main roz isi haal mein stairs par aapka intezar karunga. Bolo, kal se subah jaldi aaogi na?"
Nisha ne dekha ki Munna lagatar us par line maar raha hai aur uske jism ke itne paas aa raha hai. Uska gussa ab andar hi andar ek ajeeb se excitement aur awkwardness mein badal gaya tha.
Nisha: (Apna dhyan bhatkane ki koshish karte hue, thoda naram par tez aawaz mein)
"Hatt besharam! Door ho mujhse... Chal Revathi, upar chal... iske mooh lagna hi bekar hai."
Nisha ne gusse mein upar jaane ke liye sidhiyon par pair badhaye, par uski chaal mein ab woh pehle wala gussa nahi, balki Munna ki flirting ka asar saaf dikh raha tha.
Munna ne Nisha ko apni flirting se thoda uljha toh diya hai, par dono ladkiyan ab upar Deepa ke flat ki taraf hi badh rahi thi ..
Nisha ne jaise hi upar jaane ke liye sidhiyon par pair badhaye, Munna unke peeche-peeche ek do step upar chadh gaya. Uske chehre par abhi bhi wahi shatir muskurahat thi, aur woh Nisha ko bilkul bhi chhodne ke mood mein nahi tha.Munna: (Peeche se thoda lachak kar, aashiqana aawaz mein) "
Bataiye na Nisha ji... aap roz isi waqt neeche aaoge na?"
Nisha sidhiyon par hi ruk gayi aur palat kar Munna ko dekha. Uski aankhon mein ab gussa bohot kam ho chuka tha, balki ek nakhrebaaz ladki ki tarah thoda sharmila andaaz aa gaya tha.
Nisha: (Apne baal peeche karte hue, nakhre se)
"Main bhala kyun aaoon? Mera kya kaam hai yahan?"
Munna: (Ek step aur upar aakar, unke kareeb hote hue)
"Arey... mujhe daantne ke liye! Aapki daant mein jo maza hai na, woh kisi aur cheez mein nahi. Mujhe roz aapse aisi hi daant khani hai."
Nisha ne Munna ke is dheetpan par apni hasi rokhne ki koshish ki. Woh apne dono haath apni kamar par rakhti hai, par is baar uski aawaz mein pehle jaisa thanda gussa nahi tha, balki ek ajeeb sa rishta banta dikh raha tha.
Nisha: (Thoda muskura kar, naram aawaz mein)
"Mujhe kya koi doosra kaam nahi hai jo main roz-roz tujhe yahan daantne aaoongi? Bada aaya daant khane wala!"
Revathi peeche khadi hokar apni badi behen ka yeh roop dekhkar dheere-dheere muskura rahi thi. Woh samajh gayi thi ki Munna ne apni baaton se Nisha ke gusse ko poori tarah pighla diya hai.
Munna: (Aankh maarte hue, dheere se)
"Kaam toh bohot hain Nisha ji... par is Munna ke liye thoda sa waqt nikal logi toh Munna aapka gulam ban jayega."
Tab Nisha ne apne dono haath kamar par rakh ke aapne mamme ko aage karte hui bade nakhre se kaha ..
Nisha:
"Tu toh bade shok se keh raha hai 'gulam ban jayega'... par kya tu janta hai ki mera gulam banna kitna mehanga pad sakta hai?"
Munna ki nazar uski tight pink t-shirt ke tight mamme pai aur uske is alag hi andaaz par tik gayi. Usne dheetai se ek step aur aage badhaya aur bola—
Munna: (Ghehraiyoon mein dekhte hue)
"Memsaab, mehanga ho ya sasta... is Munna ko toh bas aapki sewa karne ka mauka chahiye. Phir chahe aap chai ka cup pakdaao ya poori zindagi ka remote control!"
Revathi ne Nisha ko peeche se kohni maari aur dono ladkiyan ek-doosre ko dekh kar dabi hui hasi hasne lagin.
Nisha: (Nakhre se baal jhatakte hue)
"Bada chalaak hai re tu Munna... pehle yeh kapde thik kar ke aa, phir baat karenge!"
Yeh keh kar Nisha aur Revathi dono aage sidhiyaan chhadhne lagin, par Nisha ke chehre par abhi bhi wahi pink t-shirt wali shaitani aur sharmili smile bani hui thi.
Nisha ka gussa ab poori tarah se shaant ho chuka hai, par woh abhi bhi upar Deepa ke flat ki taraf hi ja rahi thi ..
Nisha ka gussa toh thanda ho gaya, par
Nisha aur Revathi ab dheere-dheere upar ki floor ki taraf badh rahi thin, par Nisha ke qadam ab bohot dheeme ho gaye the. Woh upar ja toh rahi thi, par uski gardan lagatar peeche hi mudi hui thi. Woh baar-baar palat kar neeche khade Munna ko dekh rahi thi aur usse baatein kar rahi thi. Munna ki flirting ka asar us par poori tarah chadh chuka tha.
To banaoge muje aapna gulam
Nisha: (Peeche palat kar, apni naak sikodte hue aur nakhre se smile karte hue)
"Mujhe nahi banana tumhein gulam! Bada aaya gulam banne wala... Apne is underpant wale roop mein hi raho tum."
Munna: (Neeche se upar deewar ka sahara lekar, herogiri se muskurate hue) "
Arey Nisha ji, gulam nahi banana toh kam se kam dost toh bana lo. Aur is roop ki tareef toh abhi aap hi ke munh se sunni hai mujhe!"
Revathi: (Badi behen ki tange kheenchte hue, dheere se)
"Nisha, dekhna kahin sidhiyon se pair na fisal jaye... tera dhyan upar kam aur neeche is Munna par zyada hai."
Nisha: (Revathi ko aankhein dikhate hue, par haste hue)
"Tu chup kar Revu! Main toh bas is watchman ki class le rahi hoon."
Nisha ne ek baar phir peeche mudkar Munna ko dekha. Munna ne wahin se haath hilakar use bye kaha aur ek shatir aankh maari.
Nisha ne thoda sharma kar apna munh ghumaya aur tezi se upar ki taraf badh gayi.
Dono ladkiyan ab baatein karte hue Deepa ke floor par pahunchne hi wali thin. Udhar Deepa abhi-abhi upar pahunchi thi aur uska pati andar baitha khana maang raha tha.
Nisha ka gussa toh thanda ho gaya aur woh Munna ke rang mein rang gayi, par ab dono behenein seedhe Deepa ke flat ke bahar pahunchne wali thi ..
Nisha sidhiyon par ruk gayi, uska poora badan ab Munna ki taraf muda hua tha. Uska gussa ab poori tarah se ek shokh aur rasiya mizaaj mein badal chuka thaMunna ka sirf underpant mein khada hona jo pehle use baddtameezi lag raha tha, ab us par woh nakhre dikha rahi thi.
Nisha: (Apna pallu thoda sambhalte hue, zor se khilkhilakar hanste hue)
"Main bhala kyun banane lagi tumhein apna dost? ...Underpant wala dost! Hahaha!"
Nisha ki yeh baat sunkar peeche khadi Revathi bhi apni hansi nahi rok paayi aur dono behenein sidhiyon par khadi hokar zor-zor se hasne lagin.
Munna ne jab dekha ki Nisha ab uske is roop ka mazaak uda rahi hai par uski aawaz mein ab dosti aur nakhra hai, toh woh bhi dheetpan se haste hue do step aur upar chadh gaya.
Munna: (Apni muscular body ko thoda aur flex karte hue, shatir muskurahat ke saath)
"Arey Nisha ji, underpant wala dost hi toh sabse saccha hota hai! Ismein koi chhupa-chhav nahi hota, jo hai sab saamne hai. Baki kapde toh raat ko waise bhi... khair, aap samajhdar ho!"
Nisha: (Sharm se laal hote hue, hanste-hanste use ungli dikhati hai) "
Hatt besharam! Kuch bhi bolta hai... Chal Revu, upar chal, yeh watchman bohot chalu hai, iske mooh lagna hi bekar hai."
Nisha ne ek aakhri baar palat kar Munna ko upar se neeche tak dekha, uske chehre par abhi bhi wahi khili hui hansi thi. Dono behenein ab hanste-muskurate hue tezi se upar Deepa ke flat ki floor ki taraf badh gayin.
Udhar Munna neeche khada ho gaya aur apna haath kamar par rakh kar muskurane laga. Usne socha—
"Ek taraf Deepa rani raat ko teesra round lagane ke liye taiyar hai, aur doosri taraf yeh badi behen Nisha bhi dheere-dheere line par aa rahi hai... Munna, teri toh kismat khul gayi!"
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