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Behtareen shaandaar update bhaiUPDATE 124
Mai - toh tuh meri biwi pe kahe jata hai be
Arav - tere sai pehale woh meri behan hai mai kahunga samjha
Mai - acha beta ruka maine janu ko call laga di
Mai - haa hello Jaan
Janu - has boliye
Mai speaker on karke - tumhare pe kiska hak jada hai
Janu - aapka air kiska
Arav - acha aur mera
Mai - uss nai bol diya naa mera
Janu - are bhai aap aapka pehla hai hak
Mai - thik hai phir mai bhi apna pehala hak kisi aur ko hi dunga tumhe nahi
Janu - are kyu pareshan kar rahe aap dono apni ladayi lado mujhe mat involve karo aap logo ko mai compare nahi karne waali aap mere payaar ho aur woh mere bhai dono alag alag jagah hai
Arav - chal tuh phone rak de hume ladne de
Usnai phone rakha
Mai - are jagpreet daant dikhana band kar
Jagpreet - he he he sorry sir
Arav - acha chhod yeh bata woh tere bhaiyo kaa kaya karna hai
Mai - abhi unka hi saman pakada hai
Arav - what unnhonai yeh kaam kab shuru kiya
Mai - abe kaya pata ghatiya log ghatiya kaam hi karenge naa
Kuch ghanto baad jab mai ghar phucha
Udhar
Amit - abe yeh haramkhor dev humari life mai saanp ki tarah hai dala picha nahi chhodta hai
Sumit - haa sala humare har kaam mai taang adata hai
Tabhi rahul kaa phone baja woh pasine pasine ho gaya
Sumit - kaya hua be tera niche kaa paani upper sai kyu nikal raha hai
Amit - laa edhar de phone
Mai - haa be jhadu ke andu kaya kar raha hai
Amit - saale tuh tujhe toh mai dekh lunga
Mai - kaya dekh lega tuh kutte tera time dekhani aur karne kaa gaya
Amit - woh toh wkhat batayega
Mai - waise shukriya bolana hai tujhe
Amit - bakwas band nahi kar
Mai - are nahi badhe bahiya thanks aap nai mujhe jab jab marne ki kosish ki mera acha hua hai sona janu masoom tab mili ghar sai nikala sikha bhi mil gayi
Amit chilla ke - uss sai dur reh kutte
Mai - chal be apna kaam dekh tuh mujhe shikha sai ess liye dur nahi kar raha thi tuh apni behan ki fikar karata hai balki tuh kudh usko pana cahata hai yeh mai bhi janata hu
Amit - apne jaisa mat samajh be
Mai - acha phir toh tujhe sayad pata nahi ki shikha future ke kuch pal dekh ke bata sakati ki aage kaya hoga
Sumit phone lekar - saale shikha humari property hai samajha aur uski saari powers bhi humari hai
Mai - saale ande khane sai kisi ke aand mai etna dum nahi ata ki kisi ko kudh ki property bol de aur shikha bhale mujhe apanaye yaa naa woh baad ki baad par uske saath mai hamesha rahunga naa tujhe pass aane dunga naa dunga mai kisi aise ko joh usko apni property samjhega
Sumit nai phone diwal pe de mara aur mai balcony sai andar aate hi ruk gaya aakhir mere saath yeh anhoniya kyu hoti hai
Mai - suno mera woh matalab nahi tha
Shikha - matalab joh tune abhi bola woh jhut tha
Mai abb uss baat ko jhutala nahi sakata tha service mai bhi mai baaki logo ke hote hue bhi shikha sai etna attach tha ki kuch galat bol ke usse khone ke dar sai kuch nahi bolata tha
Shikha gate band kar deti hai - dev bolo kaya maine joh suna woh jhut tha ki tum mujhe aise kisi ke nahi hone dogi joh mujhe apni property samajhe
Yeh sun ke vapas mujhe ghusa aa gaya
Mai shikha ke baah ko tezz ke pakad ke uske karib hua - nahi yeh jhut nahi aur agar kisi nai aisi kosis ki toh mai uski jaan aise nikalunga ki uska khoon bhi usska saath chhod dega
Shikha meri aakho mai dekhate hue - aur aisa tum kyu karoge haa dev
Mai - kyu ki kyu ki
Mai piche hat gaya
Shikha - kya kyu ki
Mai dusari taraf muh karke - kyuki mai sach mai tum sai payar karata hu tumhara jism tumhari rooh sab ko kudh mai sama lena cahta hu
Shikha mere sai piche akar mujh sai chipak gayi - aakhir etnai din kyu laga diye dev tumnai yeh bolane mai esska intazar naa jaane kab sai kar rahi thi
Mere thode sai aashu kushi ke usske hatho pe gire jinko mod ke usnai mujhe pakad rakha tha
Uss nai mujhe ghuma ke mere gaal ko chuma mere garam aashu mai uski lips ki garmahat garam nahi braf jaise thandi lagi
Maine usko usski kamar sai pakad aur usske hotho ko chumata hua bed pe gir gaya usske saath
Udhar
Shashank - yaha etna andhera kyu hai
Gatekeeper - tere jaise kaal kothari mai rehate hai
Achanak ek ghusa usko bada woh behosh
Black bird - aur tere jaise uss andhere sai darate hai
Shashank - tum kon ho
Black bird - important yeh nahi mai kon hu important yeh mai kaya chahta hu
Shashank - kaya cahata hai tuh
Black bird - dev sai badala aur saayad tuh bhi yehi cahata hai
Shashank - haa sahi kaha
Black bird gate khol ke - uss ke kiye mujhe tujhe apne andar lena hoga taaki meri saari shakatiya teri aur mai yeh duniya sai bhale chala jaau par tuh mera uss sai badala le sake
Shashank aankhe laal karata hua ghusa mai - yeh hui naa bata mujhe bhi laga hi tha yeh sab jadu sai karata hai woh dev aur usaka dushman kudh aya mere pass mujhe shakti dene maza aayega abb
Edhar
Shikha bilkul ek gf jaise mere sai baat kar rahe jaise naa jaane kab sai mujhe apna bf hi manati hogi
Shikha - ek baar aur do naa kiss tumhare hoth etnai rasile hai jaise Strawberry ho
Mai - aee tuh toh ekdum chichori nikali meri jaan
Shikha mujhe ghur ke - kaya bola
Mai - k....k...k kuch bhi nahi
Shikha - please aise hi bolo naa dubara
Mai - aee chichori ruk naa mere pent mai kaha haath dalane jaa rahi teri saari saitan bahar hogi
Shikha - he he he toh sahi hai naa bula lo kisi ko threesome kar lenge naa
Mai - chi chi chi tujhe toh mai sidhi shaadi samajh raha tuh toh..
Mere bolane sai pehale shikha - janati hu sexy naa
Hey upperwaale matlab bus mujhe kuch bolane ki deri thi yeh toh eveready ki battery ki tarah ekdum full charge hai
Shikha - kaya soch rahe ho janu yaha meri charging aur badhe jaa rahi hai
Tabhi gate nock hua
Mai - aaya
Shikha mere gaal ko hila ke - kab tak bachoge mere babu
Maine uthe ke gate khola
B chachi - are beta etnai raat ko aya tuh aur bataya nahi khana kaa kuch hum log baate hi kar rahe the paani lene jaa rahi tera gate khula dekha toh aa gayi dekhane are shikha tuh yaha
Shikha - are maa dekho naa yehi bola ki b chachi ghusa hai kaya mere sai toh wahi samajha rahi nahi tujhsai koi ghusa nahi mere payare dev
B chachi - dev abb yeh faltu ki baate chhod aur unn logo ke ..
Mai bich mai roak ke - acha acha baba abb aap jaaye paani lekar main aage kuch naa sochuga
B chachi haste hue chali gayi ....
Lajawab