UPDATE 54
Subah
Mai - mat karoo baby sonne doo
Sona - ha wahi kah rahi hu baby ka phone aa raha hai mai jhatt sai uth gaya
Maine dhekha masoom ka phone aa raha hai
Mai jahtt sai gaayb ho gaya
Sah logo chillaye mai phir gayab jo gaya
Sona- kaya hua wapas etnai jaldi
Mai- phucho mat mai waha galat jagah pahuch gaya
Sona- kaha
Mai- aare wo log bethe breakfast kah rahe the
Udhar masoom ke mami ke ghar
Mama - kon tha wo
Masoom - kaya hua hai aap logo dinn mai sapana dhekh rahae hoo
Mami- nahi chhoti koi to tha ekdum sai aaya aur gayab ho gaya
Masoom- aap log yeh baate band karo aaur woh bread dena jara shurbhi
Shurbhi - ha didi yeh loo
Edhar
Sona- tumsai kitani baar kaha hai esska este maal sambhal kar kiya karoo
Phone baja
Mai- ha hello baby
Masoom- baby ke baache mere mar jaane ke baad karate phone
Mai- aisa kyu kah rahi ho
Masoom - you cheater wha par tinn ladkiya gayi thi naa lagata hai mere sai mann bhar gaya haai gaya hai tumhara
Mai- tum yeh sab kaya socch rahi ho meri baat to sunn loo
Masoom- tum jaaoo apni unn tinno sai milo mai bhi koi aur dhudh lungi
Mai- baby baby sunno to
Call cut gayi
Sona - yehi hai aapki baby dushara dudhani jaa rahi hai
Mai- aare nahi yeh thoda gussa jada karati hai par payaar us sai bhi jada
Sona- matalb hum nahi karate
Mai- yaar tum apne par mat liya karoo
Sona- usse baby aur mujhe yaar
Mai- aarre sunno to baby baby
Wo muh fula kar nicche chali gayi
Mai - koi to baaccho eennsai ek maani nahi dusari bhi ruth gayi
Phone baja
Mai- hav baby
Masoom - cheater
Call cut
Phone ring
Mai- ha mai cheater
Arav- kaya subah subah chaddha li hai
Mai- abe tuh aur bata call kyu ki hai
Arav -yaar wo mohan sir ka phone aaya tha keh rahe the ek kaam hai emergency hai
Mai- saale teri bhi marunga aur tere mohan sir ki yaha mai chaar hisso mai bat gaya hu tinn ladkiya aur ek raw abhi to aaye hai naa phir kyu
Arav - bhai jaruri hai
Mai - bhai kissi aur sai karawa le
Arav - bhai chal naa kayi bhaut jaruri kaam hai
Mai- mai naa jaunga samjaha
Arav nai phone cut kar diya
Mai- ha saala abhi ek din hua nahi ki phir sai maine apni sona ko time bhi nahi diya
Sona gate par sunn rahi
Woh andar aa gayi
Sona - yeh kaya sunn rahi hoo kyu nahi jaa rahe maine mahak mai kaha thaa aap kisi ki madad sai picche mat hato humari wajagh sai
Mai- wohh.....abhi to aya hu
Sona - agr wo log kar paate toh aapko kehate kaya aapne aap par ghamand thik nahi hai
Mai- ghamand
Sona udhar muh karke huuuh boli
masoom ka phone aaya
Masoom - tum jaa rahe ho ki nahi
Mai- kaha
Masoom - uss mission par
Mai- aacha ussnai tumhe bata diya
Masoom - chup chap jao
Mai- thik hai jata hu jata hu
Masoom - cheater
Call cut
Sona - accha ussnai kaha to maan gayr aur meri baat nahi
Mai- aaisa kuch nahi hai
Sona - cheater
aur wo chali gayi
Yeh sale ka kaam hai chhodunga nahi
Maine arav ko phone kiya
Janu- ha jaan
Mai - tum
Janu- please chale jaoo naa bhai kitne pareshan hai bhai
Mai- thik hai tum keh rhi to chala jata huu
Janu - i love sooooo much
Mai-love u too jaan ab jara usse phone doo
Arav- haa bhai
Mai- bosideke ke ,gaandu chutiya ,tera dimag kaharaab hai sab sai kyu bata raha hai
Arav- abe yaar tuh pagal hai h
Yaar loudspeaker par tha mom dad bethe the
Mai- shit shit shit yaar yeh loudspeaker par rakhana jaruri tha
Arav - sorry bhai
Mai- chal jaa sab ko tayaaar honne ko kar shikha ke ghar aane ko kah mai aata hu unhe lenne
Arav - thik hai bahi jaisa tuh kahe aur toda gaali kam diya kar
Mai- rak saaale rak teri .......
Call end
Mai tayaar hua
Bhar aaya tu dono tyaar hokar saaj dhaj kar kahdi thi
Mai- aare didi kaya lag rahi hoo aur darling tum kiss par bijali giarnar jaa rahi ho
Sona bus ghurr rahi thi
Tulsi - tuh bhi too kisi ko marane ka erada hai kaya etna saj dhak aaya hai
Mai- aare didi aisa kaha mai bus aaase
Tulsi -chhotu chal hume chacha ke ghar janna hai
Mai- wha kyu aur dad ji kaha hai kaafi time ho gaya milla nahi
Dad - beta woh apne bhai ke saath tere chacha ke ghar par hi hai jaldi chalo
Mai-par wha kyu
Sona - kyuki mujhe bhi apne bhaiyoo ko rakkhi bandhani hai
Mai- accha yeh baat hai
Tulsi - tujje bhi wahi bandh dungi
Mai -ok chaloo phir aao haath pakado
Maa - ha challo
Sona ek minute gaadi ko bhi saath lekar challoo warana unnko kaya batayenge
Mai - chalo
Phir hum gaadi mai beth gaye aur main gaadi sahit pahuch gaya maine phele baar try kiya aur yeh kaam kar gaya
Mujhe yakin nahi haua aasa bhi kar sakata hu
Maine ghar sai kaafi dur (kam sai kam 15 km tha) laya jo area toda kam active thi sona nai batyaa thaa
Mai drive kar ke chcaha ke ghar pahucha joh ek gaav tha aur ghar ek hawali thi
Mai- yeh kitani baadi havelii hai
Tulsi - ha chacha ji ess ellake ke mla hai
Mai- aacha fhir dad ki madad kyu nahi ki
Tulsi - kyuki dad ki jaan kahtre mai thi abb chal andar lekar chal baad mai kahani sunana
Mai car ko andar lekar jakar park ki didi ko dhekh kar guad bhi khuch nahi bola
Hum sab andar gaye wha par dada ji akhabhar pad rahe the
Maine aage bhad ke unke pair chuye
Unhone nai akhabhaar hatya aur mujhe dhekh kar kadhe ho gaye aur gale laga liya ynnhonai nai ekdum pehchan liya
Dadaji -mere bache tuh aa gaya bahu anil jadli bhar aayoo dhekho kon aaya hai
Anil - arjun(dad) ke chhote bahi
Nilima - anil's wife
Abhinav - tara ka bada ladaka
Vikas - tara kaa chota ladaka
Varsha - enki ladki vikas sai badi hai
Ram singh - dilawar singh ke bhai
Geeta singh - sona ki bua
Dheeraj singh -geeta husband
Arpit - enka chhota ladaka
Sushama singh - sona 2nd bua
Susil singh - sushama husband
Sneha / dipti -enkki do ladkiya
Anil - ha babu ji kon hai
Dadaji - dhekh mera bada pota aaya hai
Maine aage jakar unka aur chachi ke pair chuuye
Anil /Nilima - jeete raho hamesha khush raho
Dad- babujj pota nahi aapka damdad hai
Chachi - kaya matlab damad
Maa - ha yeh aur sona ek dusare bhaut pyaar karate hai
Dadaji - aare waah ek saath do khushi
Chacha - beta tumhara bhaut shukriya hum mla hokar bhi khuch nahi kar paaye jon tumnai ek din mai kar diya
Mai- apne dad ko mai nahi bachaunga to beta aur damad kis kaam ka
Tulsi - chaloo agar aap logo ka bharat milap ho gaya ho rakhi baandh le
Abhinav - ja bhena hum tera hi intazar kar rahe the
Sneha - ha didi kab sai yeh sab aase bathe hai mera gift bhi nahi diya
Mai(man mai ) - abe bhul gaya
Mai - ek minute mai gift to caar mai bhul gaya
Mai dad ko lekar bhar aaya
Mai- kaya dad maine gift to liye hi nahi
Dad nai ek card diya
Mai- esski koi jarurat nahi hai par maine le liya
Dad - ja jakar jaldi le kar aa
Maine dimag lagaya
Mai - aaj shakti mere bhi khuch kaam aayengi
Maine wha ke sab ko ussi halat mai rok diya aur sidha wha sai ek mall mai pahucha aur jadi jadi 12 diamond ke neckless liye mall kaa kuch nahi rukaa thaa
Wo sab mujhe ghurane lage
Mai- aare yeh lo card jaldi karo
Sir aapka yeh card exceed hogaya
Mai- aare haa essmai to 20 lakh hi the maine baaki
Ka payement apne secret card sai kiaya jissmai maine underworld ka bhaut sara paiasa ekkhata kar taha tha
Phir ek shop sai 12 dress pack karawai aur dad ke card sai payement ki
Aur dono bag lekar ghar aaya aur sabko relax kar diya
Dad- gaya nahi abhi
Mai- aa bhi gaya yeh dhekho
Dad - acch beta la do mujhe bhi de
Mai - aap bhi bhul gaye the kaya
Dad - baap kiska hu
Maine unnhe do neckless diya aur maine maa ke liye jo saadi li woh unnhe de diya
Dad- wah beta ho tere jaisa
Dad andar gaye
Sona - yeh sab kaha rakha tha
Dad - aare picche rakha thaa
Mai - phele aap sab log bandh lo sabsai last mai bandhawaunga
Abhinav vikas mujhe ghur rahe the par
Arpit - haa sabse phle mai
Phir sab ke sab unn teeno ko bandha
Dono bua nai dad aur chacha ko
Geeta - aare bhaiya yeh aapka sabsai accha gift hai
Sushama - ha aur mehanaga bhi
Dad - aare mera sab khuch tumhara hi to hai
Mai- ruk jao bua ji abhi mera bhi rah gaya hai
Geeta - tuh to apni bhenno ko dega humme todhi
Mai - bua bhi to bhene jaise hoti hai naa
Geeta - bhaiya aap jitana eeske baare mai kaha tha uss sai badh kar hai yeh
Dadji - abhi esse sahi sai dhekha kaha hai
Ab baari meri aayi
Mai - sab ke sab ek saath bandho
Dipiti - aisa to hum phlei baar karenge
Varsha - ha maja aayega
Sab badhanai lage kabhi kisi ka hath ek sai takarata aur kabhi durae sai
Tulsi - sona edhar aa aur esska haath tight sai sidha kar ke pakad
Phir sab nai rakhi bhaadh di
Mai - yeh tulsi didi aap ka yeh seha did aap ka aur yeh tum dono ka dipiti aur varsha kaa
Abhinav mujhe kah jane janne wali nazaro sai dekh raha tha
Maine dhyaan nahi diya
Varsha - maa dhkeho kitna payara neckless aur dress hai
Chachi - ha beta bahut acchi hai
Mai - ab mera gift kaha hai
Senha - kaisa gift bhai
Mai- aare mujhe bhi to khuch milana chaiye naa
Varsha bus aap bolo
Sona- tum sab ennko ek ek payri si kiss de do
Sab nai kiss diya kissi nai gaal par to kissi nai maathe par
Phir maine bua maa aur chachi ko bhi lift diya
Chachi - eski kaya jarurat hai
Mai- hai har chij ki jarurat padati hai
Sona ka muh lataka hua tha
Mai usse side mai lekar gaya
Mai- kaya hua baby
Sona - sabke liye laaye par mere liye nahi
Mai- aisa ho skata hai
Maine ek neckless apni jeb sai nikala aur usse phenna diya
Wo khush ho gayi
Mai- bus esse hi muskurati rahoo
Sneha - aare didi apaka to sabsai beautiful hai pink jo hai
Sona- sach mai abb chalo khana kahte hai
Sab nai khanna kahaya
Mai utha hi tha ki mera phone baja
Mai- haa didi bolo
Shikha - hum sab pahuch gaye hai
Mai - aata hu
Mai - maa mai jaa raha hu ek mahina lagega
Tulsi - kal hi to aaaya tha
Chacha - kam kaya karata hai
Dad - raw ka agent hai
Mai - dad yeh kaya
Sab ke sab khaddhe ho gaye