Update-49
Mai zameen par baitha hua tez-2 saanse le raha tha ki tabhi mera dhyaan waapis us reporter ki baaton par gaya.
Reporter--mrit logo ke shareer ko ambulance dwaara xxxxx hospital le jaaya gaya hai.
Jaise hi maine hospital ka naam suna to mai khada ho gaya, maine fatafat Varun ko call kiya. 2-3 ring ke baad usne call uthaai.
Mai--bhai, jaldi se ghar aa jaa. Apne ko hospital chalna hai.
Varun--hospital kyo jaana hai bhai?
Mai--bhai, mujhe pata karna hai ki jo ye news waale dikha rahe hain vo sach hai ya jhooth.
Varun--bhai rehne de, aisa karke sirf dard.....
Mai(chillake)--maa ke bhosde me gaya dard, tune suna jo maine kaha. Jaldi scooty leke mere ghar aaja.
Ye bolte hi maine call kaat di aur ghar se nikalne laga, maine itni zor se gaali baki thi ki ghar ke lagbhag sabhi logo ne sun liya tha aur vo bhi us kamre me aa gaye the. Dadi ne mujhe hadbadi me baahar jaate huye dekha to vo mujhe rokne lagi, lekin mai unki baat bina sune baahar bhaag gaya. Thodi der baad Varun aa gaya to mai uske saath us hospital ki taraf nikal gaya, kareeb aadhe ghante baad hum us hospital pahoche. Jab tak Varun scooty park karta tab tak mai bhaagta hua hospital me ghus gaya aur turant receptionist ke paas pahoch gaya.
Mai--vo kal raat Yamuna expressway par 1 car ka aacident hua tha, victims kahaa par hai.
Receptionist--teeno victims mar chuke the, unki laash is waqt morgue me hai.
Mai--kahaan par hai morgue?
Receptionist--aap un logo ke kya lagte hain?
Mai(serious hoke)--aap vo sab chhodiye aur bataaiye morgue kahaan hai.
Mujhe serious hote dekh receptionist darr gayi aur usne mujhe murdaghar ka raasta bata diya, mai bhaagta hua us taraf gaya. Varun bhi mere peeche daudta hua aa raha tha, jaise hi mai murdaghar ke paas pahocha to Varun ne mera haath pakad liya.
Varun--kahaan jaa raha hai?
Mai--mujhe 1 baar check karna hi padega.
Varun--mat jaa mere bhai, please mat jaa. Tujhe sirf dard hoga mere bhai.
Mai--bhai zaroori nahi hai ki vo Aanchal ki family ho, ho sakta hai ki koi dusri family ho. Mujhe 1 baar dekh ke to aa jaane de.
Varun--meri baat maan, chal yahaan se.
Varun mujhe kheechte huye wahaan se le jaane laga to maine use dhakka deke gira diya aur murdaghar ke andar ghus gaya. Jaise hi mai andar ghusa to 1 zor ki gandh meri naak me ghus gayi, wahaan saans lene me bhi mujhe dikkat aa rahi thi. Maine apni naak ko apne haath se dhaka aur aaspaas dekhne laga, wahaan mujhe 1 wardboy dikh gaya jiski shaayad wahin ki duty thi. Mai turant uske paas gaya aur usse puchne laga.
Mai--bhai, kal raat jo Yamuna expressway par aacident hua tha, usme jo log mare hain mujhe unki laash dekhni hai.
Wardboy--aap kon ho bhaisaahab.
Mai--bhai mujhe shaq hai jise mujhe door karna hai, 1 baar vo laash dikhaado please.
Wardboy--permission leke aaye ho kya?
Mai--permission....
Wardboy--nahi leke aaye ho to nikalo yahaan se.
Vo mujhe dhakka deke baahar nikaalne laga to maine uska collar pakad liya aur use kheech ke apne paas le aaya.
Mai--bhosdike chupchaap laash dikha, zyada bakwaas karega to inke saath tujhe bhi leta doonga. Maadarchod dikha jaldi.
Mai is waqt bahot hi zyada gusse me tha, mera gussa dekh ke wardboy ki fatt gayi aur usne mujhe 1 taraf ishaara kar diya. Maine us taraf dekha to wahaan stretchers par 3 laashein rakhi hui thi jinka chehra safed kapde se dhaka hua tha. Maine us wardboy ko chhoda aur un laashon ke paas chala gaya, laashon ke paas pahochkar maine apne haath ko kapda hataane ke liye badhaaya. Mere haath is waqt bahot zyada kaamp rahe the, mann hi mann mai bhagwaan se prarthana kar raha tha ki please in me se koi bhi laash Aanchal ki na ho. Badi hiimmat jutaake maine pehli laash ke kapde ko pakda aur use hata diya, kapda hatate hi mujhe laash ka chehra dikhaai diya aur us chehre ko dekhte hi meri rulaai chhoot gayi.
Mai--nahi nahi ye nahi ho sakta, ye nahi ho sakta naahhhiiiiiii..........
Mai bahot tez chillaya aur us laash ka chehra pakad ke rone laga, vo kisi aur ki nahi balki meri Aanchal ki laash thi. Uske sar par 1 chot ka nishaan tha aur uska chehra baayi taraf se poora chhil chuka tha. Mere chillane ki aawaz shaayad baahar tak chali gayi thi jiski wajah se Varun bhi andar aa gaya aur mujhe rota dekh mere paas aake khada ho gaya. Jaise hi usne laash ko dekha to 1 baar ko uska bhi mann paseej gaya, mai to paagalo ki tarah bas roye jaa raha tha. Varun ne mere kandhe par haath rakha to mai uske gale lag gaya aur foot-2 ke rone laga, rote huye mai bas yahi soch raha tha ki kaash ye 1 bura sapna ho aur jald hi ye khatam ho jaaye par aisa nahi tha. Ye sab haqeeqat tha aur meri Aanchal mujhe hamesha ke liye chhod ke jaa chuki thi.
2 hafte baad:-
Mai is waqt Varun ke room me uske bed par leta hua tha, raat ke 9 baj chuke the. Mujhe is waqt ghar jaana chahiye tha par ab gharwaalon se mera koi khaas moh reh nahi gaya tha, mai leta-2 soch raha tha ki kaise achanak meri sooni zindagi me dher saari khushiyaan aayi aur kaise achanak 1 baar aur mujhse sab kuch chhin gaya. Maa ke jaane ke itne saalo baad Aanchal meri zindagi me aayi thi dher saari khushiyan lekar lekin shaayad oopar waale ko kuch aur hi manzoor tha, shaayad isliye usne Aanchal ko mujhse chheen liya. Aanchal ke chale jaane ke baad mai toot sa gaya tha, dinbhar bas rota rehta tha ya paagalo ki tarah use yaad karta rehta tha. Aanchal aur uske parents ka antim sanskaar uske chacha ne kiya tha, mai gaya tha wahaan. Meri aankho ke saamne meri Aanchal raakh me mil gayi thi, us din mai raat ko 9 baje tak shamshaan ghaat me baitha raha. Meri jagah koi aur hota to darr ke maare sooraj doobne se pehle hi bhaag jaata par ab to darr bhi khatam hone laga tha, andar kuch reh gaya tha to vo tha dukh, sab kuch kho dene ka dukh.
Uske baad mai ghar waapis aa gaya tha. Ab to gharwaalon ki shakal dekhne ki bhi ichha khatam ho gayi thi isliye agle din se maine school jana shuru kar diya, school me bhi ab mann nahi lagta tha. Wahaan bhi Aanchal ki yaadein mujhe kaatne ko daudti thi, 1 naya chutiyaapa bhi shuru kar diya tha humaare school ne. Jis student ke bhi kisi subject me kam marks aaye the, use school ke baad extra class ke liye rukna padta tha. Mere bhi hindi me kam marks the to mujhe Neetu ki extra class ke liye rukna padta tha, school ke baad mai seedha Varun ke ghar aa jaata aur raat ko 10 baje tak wahin rukta. Khaana bhi mai usi ke yahaan khaata tha, ichha to nahi hoti thi par Varun zabardasti khila deta tha. 10 baje mai apne ghar ke liye nikal jaata, jab ghar pahochta to papa aur dadi mujhe ghar na aane ke liye daantate the par unki baat ansuni kar ke mai chhat waale kamre me chala jaata. Chachi bhi aati thi mere paas mujhe dilaasa dene par unke dilaase ka mai kya karta, vo bhi mere paas thodi der baith ke baatein karti par mai unhe koi jawaab nahi deta. Aakhir me thak-haarkar vo bhi apne kamre me chali jaati, uske baad mai bed par leta hua chhat ko dekhta rehta aur Aanchal ko yaad karta rehta. Raat bhar neend to aati nahi thi to bas jaagte huye raatein kat rahi thi, agle din fir se wahi loop shuru ho jaata.
Mai apne khayaalo me khoya hua tha ki tabhi Varun 1 thaali me mere liye khaana leke aa gaya.
Varun--Sam, chal uth. Khaana khaa le bhai.
Mai--ichha nahi hai bhai, aaj rehne de. Please aaj zabardasti bhi mat kariyo.
Varun--khaa le bhai, khaana nahi khaayega to tabiyat kharaab ho jaayegi.
Mai--gaand maraaye tabiyat, mujhe nahi khaana.....
Varun ne meri baat suni aur plate table par rakh di, mai abhi bhi chhat ko taade jaa raha tha. Mujhe gehri soch me dooba hua dekhkar Varun ne mujhse sawaal kiya.
Varun--kya soch raha hai bhai?
Mai--mai soch raha tha ki hum sab zindagi se kitni umeedein karte hain aur zindagi 1 jhatke me humaari umeedon ki maa chod deti hai(ye bolte huye mai bed par baith gaya) tujhe pata hai, jab Aanchal jaa rahi thi to maine khudse waada kiya tha ki 1 din uski nazaron me apne pyaar ki sachaai saabit karunga lekin mujhe to vo mauka mila hi nahi. Mere saath hi kyon Varun, mai jab bhi zindagi se mauka maangta hoon to zindagi meri gaand kyon maar leti hai.
Varun--life is unfair Sam. Aksar aisa hota hai ki hum kuch sochte hain ki hum ye karenge par kuch aisa ho jaata hai ki hum vo nahi kar paate, tu bhi apni sachaai saabit karna chahta tha par nahi kar paaya. Koi baat nahi bro, Aanchal agar oopar se tujhe dekh rahi hogi to ab use tere pyaar ki sachaai pata chal gayi hogi.
Mai--ye bhi unfair hai, vo kam se kam mujhe oopar se dekh to paa rahi hai aur mai bas yahi prarthana kar raha hoon oopar waale se ki 1 baar mujhe Aanchal ki jhalak dikha de.
Varun--vo tere paas hi hai bro, 1 baar aankh band kar to vo tujhe zaroor dikhaai degi.
Mai--try kar chuka hoon, kuch dikhta hai to sirf uski laash. Mai use aise nahi dekhna chahta Varun, mai use fir se haste, muskurate, mujhe pyaar se dekhte huye dekhna chahta hoon.
Ye bolkar mai bed se utha aur gate ki taraf badh gaya to Varun ne mujhe rok kar poocha.
Varun--kahaan jaa raha hai bhai?
Mai--ghar jaa raha hoon.
Varun--gharwaalon se baatcheet shuru hui.
Mai--nahi, aur karni bhi nahi hai.
Varun--kab tak aisa karega tu, kabhi na kabhi to baat karni hi padegi na.
Maine uski baat ansuni kar di aur wahaan se nikal gaya, jaate-2 Varun ne chillake mujhe khaana khaake jaane ko kaha lekin mai fir bhi nahi ruka. Thodi der baad mai apne ghar pahocha to chachi ne gate khola, vo mujhe dekh ke halka sa muskurai par mai unhe andekha karke chhat waale room me chala gaya. Mai bed par let gaya aur fir se Aanchal ki yaadon me kho gaya.
Agli subah mai naha-dhokar fatafat taiyaar hua aur bina nashta kiye school chala gaya, school me ab mai zyada kisi se baat nahi karta tha. Mere khaas dost bhi mujhe hasaane ke liye bakchodi karte par mai unhe bhi response nahi deta tha. Thodi der try karne ke baad vo bhi chupchaap apni jagah par baith jaate. Lunch me bhi jab vo sab canteen jaate to mai class me hi baitha rehta, Varun waapis aate huye mere liye samosa le aata tha to mai vo khaa leta tha. Aaj bhi lunch me mai class me akela baitha hua tha ki tabhi kisi ne mere kandhe par haath rakha. Maine palatkar 1 baar us shaqs ki taraf dekha aur fir mera dimaag garam hone laga, vo shaqs koi aur nahi balki Meera thi.
Meera--hi Samar.
Mai--kya kar rahi ho tum yahaan?
Meera--mai tumhaara dukh baatne aayi thi, mai tumhe aise nahi dekh sakti. Tum pehle kitne ache the, hasi mazaak karte rehte the aur ab dekho, aise lagte ho jaise bilkul toot chuke ho.
Mai--thanx, par mujhe tumhaare saath koi dukh nahi baatna hai.
Meera--aise kaise nahi baatna, agar kisi ke saath apna dukh nahi baatoge to andar hi andar ghut-2 ke marr jaaoge aur mai aisa kabhi nahi hone doongi. Mai tumhe nahi dekh sakti aise dukhi, tumhe aise dekhti hoon to mera dil jalne lagta hai.
Mai--to fir ye dukh kyon diya tumne mujhe?
Meera--maine.....maine kab tumhe dukhi kiya Samar.
Mai--tumne hi to Aanchal ki mummy se kaha tha ki maine tumhaara istemaal karke tumhe chhod diya tha, tum pregnant bhi hui thi aur tumhe abortion bhi karwaana pada tha.
Meera--ye tum kya bol rahe ho Samar, mai aisa kyon karungi tumhaare saath.
Uski baat sunke mujhe gussa aa gaya aur maine table par 1 zordaar mukka de maara, uski aawaz itni tez thi ki Meera darr gayi aur thoda peeche hatt gayi.
Mai--jhoot mat bolo tum, mujhe sab pata hai ki tumne kya kiya hai. 1 baat bataao, kahaan se banwaai thi tumne vo jhoothi report?
Maine ye bolte huye apni power activate ki aur uska dimaag padhne laga, usne vo report khud banaai thi photoshop karke. Mujhe uski soch pe itna gussa aa raha tha ki maine uske gaal par 1 thappad raseed diya, thappad padte hi vo 1 bench par gir gayi. Class me is waqt jo log maujood the vo hume dekhne lage the, 1-2 ladke to meri taraf aane bhi lage par maine unhe aankh dikhaayi to vo wahin ruk gaye. Maine Meera ke baal pakde aur uske gaal par 1 aur thappad de maara.
Mai--tum jaanana chahti thi na ki mai tumse kyon pyaar nahi karta hoon, isliye pyaar nahi karta hoon mai tumse. Tumhaara mann, tumhaari aatma itni kaali aur gandi hai ki tumhaare paas aane me bhi mujhe ghinn aati hai. Tum kya jaano pyaar ka matlab, pyaar ka matlab sirf paana hi nahi hota balki jisse pyaar karte ho uski khushi hota hai. Par ye baat tum kaise samjhogi, mai tumhaari mohabbat thodi na hoon, mai to tumhaari zid hoon. Ab meri 1 baat dhyaan se sunlo, photoshop mujhe bhi aata hai aur tumse 10 guna better aata hai. Agli baar agar tumhaara saaya bhi mere paas aaya na to khoob saari gandi-2 photos, videos aur 1 farzi report mai bhi banaaunga aur use FB par post karke tumhaari poori family ko tag kar doonga. Vo sab photos aur videos sirf tumhaari nahi hongi, tumhaari maa aur behan ki bhi hongi. Aur haa, police ki dhamki mujhe mat dena. Mere paas jo kuch bhi bacha tha khone ke liye, vo sab mai kho chuka hoon. Ab mujhe kisi baat ka darr nahi hai, now fuck off.
Ye bolte huye maine use dhakka diya aur waapis apni seat par baith gaya, vo thodi der mujhe dekhti rahi aur fir wahaan se chali gayi. Mai apne gusse me jalta hua wahin class me baitha raha.
Aaj chhutti se pehle waale humaare sports ke period the to mai poori class ke saath ground par chala gaya, Amir aur Sameer to dusare section ke laundo ke paas chale gaye unhe football match ke liye challenge karne. Mai jaake ground pe 1 kone me jaake baith gaya, thodi der baad match ke liye sabhi players ground me apni-2 position par khade ho gaye. Mai chupchaap baitha hua tha ki tabhi Bhaanu ne mujhe aawaz lagaayi.
Bhaanu--Sam, humaari team me 1 player kam hai. Aaja bhai, tu hi khel le.
Mai--mujhe nahi khelna bhai, tum log dusra koi dhoond lo.
Varun--kya nakhre kar raha hai bhai, aaja na yaar.
Mai--abbe bola na nahi khelna mujhe, 1 baar me samajh nahi aata.
Meri baat sunke vo sabhi log chup ho gaye par tabhi mujhe 2 laundo ki aawaz sunaayi di, maine unki taraf dekha to vo Chiraag aur Anees the, wahi Kuldeep ke dost jinhe mere dosto ne pela tha jab Kuldeep Aanchal ke saath bakchodi kar raha tha.
Chiraag--kya hua Sam, fatt gayi kya?
Anees--abbe rehne de bhai, konsa ye aa jaayega to inki team jeet jaayegi. Haarna to inhe fir bhi hai.
Chiraag--abbe Sam, tu kab se haar se darrne laga be.
Mai--ae bhosdike, teri gaand me darr bhar doonga agar ab tune bakchodi kari to.
Anees--abbe Chiraag, use football khelna kahaan aata hai bhai. Use to sirf bhaagna aata hai, kabhi-2 to darr ke maare bhi bhaag jaata hai vo.
Un dono ki baat sunke mujhe gussa aa gaya aur maine Varun se keh diya ki mai bhi khelunga. Thodi der me game start ho gaya, dono hi teams bahut rough game khel rahi thi. Dekhne vale logon ko aisa lag raha tha jaise football ka match nahi mahabharat ka yudh chal raha ho. Chiraag bahut zyada cheating kar raha tha, vo kabhi-2 mere team ke players ko dhakka deke gira deta aur aise jataata jaise vo galti se gira ho. Match me 1 time aisa aaya jab Varun ne ball mujhe pass ki, mai ball leke goal post ke bahut paas pahuch gaya ki tabhi Chiraag peeche se aaya aur mujhe dhakka deke gira diya. Mai chhati ke bal zameen par gir gaya, jaise hi maine mud ke dekha to Chiraag smile kar raha tha. Mai khada hua aur Chiraag ko maarne jaane laga lekin Varun ne mujhe rok liya
Mai(chillate huye)--dhang se khel le bhosdike Chiraag, varna yahi teri maa chud jayegi aaj.
Thodi der mai Chiraag ko gusse se dekhta raha aur fir maine khelna continue kar diya, kuch der game aise hi chalta raha. Score abhi bhi 0-0 tha, kuch der baad Varun ke paas ball aayi aur vo goal karne jaane laga to Chiraag aur Anees ne Varun ko dhakka diya, Varun hawa me uchal gaya aur muh ke bal zameen par gir gaya. Jab vo utha to uski naak se khoon beh raha tha, ye dekhkar Chiraag aur Anees hasne lage
Chiraag--abbey chutiye, jab khelna nahi aata to kyo aate ho field par
Anees--saale abhi bhi time hai chala jaa field se, ya haath pair tudwa kar hi jaayega
Ye sunte hi mera paara garam ho gaya aur maine peeche se jakar Chiraag ki gardan par 1 thappad raseed diya. Achanak huye prahar se Chiraag sambhal nahi paya aur zameen par gir gaya, ye dekhte hi Anees mujhe maarne ke liye mujh par lapka lekin maine 1 haath se Anees ka collar pakad liya aur doosre haath se Anees ke oopar ghuson ki barsaat kar di. Achanak Chiraag peeche se aaya aur mujhe peeche se maarne laga, Anees aur Chiraag dono mujhpar haawi hone lage. Ye dekhkar Varun bhi hamari ladai me ghus gaya aur Anees ko maarne laga, ye dekhte hi dono sections me josh aa gaya aur dono section ke students aapas me ladne lage. Football ground par gang war shuru ho gaya tha, mai Chiraag par andhadhun ghuson aur thappadon ki baarish kar raha tha. Uske badle vo bhi mujhe thappad maar raha tha lekin us saale ke 5 thappad mere 1 thappad ke barabar the. Maine Chiraag ko zameen par gira diya aur uske oopar chadhke uske chehre par mukke maarne shuru kar diye. Achanak mujhe Varun ki aawaz sunayi di, vo mujhe madad ke liye bula raha tha. Jab meri nazar uspar padi to maine dekha Anees use berahami se maar raha tha, mai Varun ki help karne uske paas gaya aur Anees ko collar se pakad kar fir se use maarne laga. Achanak Chiraag peeche se aaya aur firse usne mujhpar peeche se vaar kiya. Anees aur Chiraag firse milkar mujhe maarne lage the, lekin 1 baar aur Varun mujhe bachaane aa gaya. Vo achanak Anees ke kandho par chad gaya aur usne Anees ki gardan par daant gada diye. Anees dard ke maare chillane laga aur mujhe chhodkar khud ko varun se chhudane laga, itne me mujhe sambhalne ka mauka mil gaya aur maine dhakka dekar Chiraag ko zameen par gira diya. Uske baad maine vo kiya jis ki kisine umeed nahi ki thi, maine 1 laat Anees ke tatton par maar di. Anees dard ke maare chillane laga aur zameen par gir gaya, Varun uske oopar chad gaya aur use maarne laga. Mera poora focus Chiraag pe chala gaya, mai us time itne gusse me tha ki mera mann kar raha tha saale ko jaan se maar du aur isi gusse me maine apna 1 joota utaar liya Chiraag ko maarne ke liye. Chiraag achanak mujhpar lapka aur usne mere chehre par 3-4 mukke maar diye, jawab me maine Chiraag ke muh par apna joota de maara. Chiraag peeche hata to maine uske chehre par firse apna joota maar diya, Chiraag mujhse bachne ke liye bhaagne laga to mai bhi uske peeche dauda. Maine Chiraag ko pakada aur use vahi giraakar firse joote se maarne laga. Itne me Sharma sir peeche se aaye aur mujhe pakadkar Chiraag se alag karne lage, maine apne aap ko unki pakad se aazad kiya aur gusse me joota unke chehre par bhi ghuma diya. Jaise hi joota unke chehre par pada to vo sambhal nahi paaye aur zameen par gir gaye, maine 1 baar Sharma ko dekha aur fir mujhe us behan ke laude Sharma ki harkat yaad aa gayi. Sharma zameen se uthne laga to maine uski gaand par 1 laat de maari jisse vo fir zameen par gir gaya, mai uske oopar chadh gaya aur uske chehre par bhi joote se maarne laga. Sharma zameen par pade bas karha raha tha aur mujhse chhootne ki koshish kar raha tha par maine use na chhoda aur joote se pelta raha. Itne me Arun sir achanak field par aa gaye aur zor se chillake hum sab ko rukne ko bola, baaki sab to ruk gaye lekin mai naa ruka aur Sharma ko maarta raha. Jab Varun ne dekha ki mai nahi ruk raha hoon to vo mujhe rokne aaya, uske sath-2 Arun sir ne bhi mujhe pakad liya. Unhone mujhe kheech kar Sharma se alag kiya, mai unse chhootne ki koshish karta raha taaki Sharma ko dobaara pel sakun. Jab mai na ruka to Arun sir ne mere gaal pe 1 thappad de maara, thappad padte hi mai ruk gaya aur Arun sir ko gusse se dekhne laga.
Arun--paagal ho gaya hai Sam, maar dega kya unhe. Abbe saale ye to soch ki vo teacher hai yahaan pe. Kya, ho kya gaya hai tujhe?
Arun sir ki mai bahot respect karta tha isliye mai ruk gaya, maine 1 baar Sharma ki taraf dekha to uski haalat kharaab ho gayi thi. Saale ki naak se khoon beh raha tha, use dekhkar aisa lag raha tha ki abhi use first aid na mila to saala kuch der me mar jaayega. Maine apna joota waapis pehan liya aur 1 baar ground me chaaro taraf dekha, saare students ke kapde fatte huye the. Kisi-2 ka to khoon bhi beh raha tha, aisa lag raha tha jaise kuch der pehle yahaan toofan aaya ho aur sabki maa chod ke nikal gaya ho. Maine Arun sir ki taraf dekha to unki aankho me abhi bhi gussa tha.
Arun--had hoti hai kisi cheez ki Sam, tune aaj bahot galat kiya hai. Bhaanu, Amir aur Sameer, tum log Chiraag aur Sharma sir ko medical room leke jaao. Sam aur Varun, tum dono chalo abhi mere saath principal office.
1 ghante baad :-
Mai aur Varun principal office ke bahar baithe huye the, andar office me mere papa aur Varun ki mummy principal se baat kar rahe the. Hum baahar baithkar bhi andar ho rahi saari baatein sun paa rahe the.
Principal--dekhiye mr. Singh, ye aapke bete ki koi pehli complaint nahi hai. Aapka beta pehli bhi kayi baar aisi harkatein kar chuka hai. Maar-peet, gaali-galoch ye sab Samar ke liye aam baat hai aur pichli baar to ye class me us ladki ke saath....
Papa--sir, mai sab janta hoon. Mai kya karun sir, mai khud is se pareshaan hu. Saara din ye us Varun ke saath aawaragardi karta rehta hai...
Varun's mummy--arrey-2 bhaisahab, aap ye kya keh rahe hai. Mera Varun to padhne me hoshiyar hai, balki aap ka beta mere Varun ko bigaad raha hai. Jab tak aapke bete se nahi mila tha tab tak hamesha uske 95% se oopar aate the aur ab dekhiye, sirf 1 saal aapke bete ke sath raha aur uske sirf 92% aaye hain.
Principal--bas kariye aap dono, maine aapko aapke bachon ke baare me batane ke liye bulaaya hai aur aap aapas me hi lad rahe hai. Dekhiye, Varun aur Samar ne aaj milkar jin do ladko ko mara hai unme se 1 ki gardan par stitches aaye hai aur doosre ka to 1 daant toot gaya hai. Arre unse zyada bura haal to Samar ne Sharma sir ka kiya hai, acha badla liya hai usne Sharma sir se. Maar-2 ke naak suja di hai Sharma sir ki usne, agar un logo ko kuch ho jaata to...... dekhiye, aaj jo bhi hua bahot galat hua. Is sab ke liye aapke bachon ko mujhe saza deni padegi, maine faisla kiya hai ki mai aapke bachon ko school se nikaal raha hoon.
Principal ki baat sunke Varun bahot zyada hi shocked ho gaya, uske chehre par halka-2 darr chhaa gaya tha. Maine 1 baar use dekha to mujhe uske liye bura lagne laga, mujhe laga ki meri vajah se bechara Varun bhi fas raha hai,akhir uski galti kya thi. Sirf mujhe bachane hi to aaya tha vo, uske saath mai ye sab hone nahi de sakta tha. Maine apne andar himmat jutaai aur seedha office ke andar ghus gaya
Mai--excuse me sir.....actually saari galti meri thi. Sabse pehle maine Chiraag ko maara tha, Varun to sirf beech-bachaaw karne aaya tha. Anees ki gardan par maine kaata tha, Chiraag aur Shama sir ko bhi maine hi maara tha. Aapko jo bhi saza deni hai mujhe dijiye, Varun ki isme koi galti nahi hai.
Varun's mummy--dekha sir, mai keh rahi thi na ki saari galti isi ki hai. 1 to saara din humaare ghar me pada rehta hai aur oopar se mere bete ko bhi bigaad raha hai, sir aapko jo bhi saza deni hai ise dijiye.
Varun bhi mere peeche office me aa gaya tha, jaise hi usne apni mummy ki baat suni to vo bhi bol pada.
Varun--maa,aap ye kya bol rahi ho?
Varun's mummy--chup ho ja, tu chhota hai abhi, beech me mat bol
Principal--theek hai, aap sab bahar jaaiye. Mr. Singh, aap yahi rukiye. Mujhe aapse akele me baat karni hai
Hum sab bahar aa gaye, Varun ki mummy mujhe abhi bhi khaa jaane vaali nazaron se dekh rahi thi. Maine unhe andekha kar diya aur andar ho rahi baatein sunane laga.
Principal--dekhiye Mahipal ji, mujhe aapke bete ko school se nikalna hoga. Uski badmaashiyan bahot badhti jaa rahi hai.
Papa--sir,mai aapki baat samajh raha hu par aap bhi to meri baat samajhiye. Vaise hi vo apne 2 saal barbaad kar chuka hai, agar aapne use nikaal diya to uska 1 saal aur barbaad ho jaayega...
Principal--Mahipal ji, ye mera aakhiri faisla hai. Aap please kal aake uska school leaving certificate le jaiyega, ab aap jaa sakte hai. Aap apne sath Samar ko bhi ghar le jaaiyega
Papa aage kuch na bole aur seedhe officr se bahar aa gaye, jab papa office se baahar nikle to vo mujhe gusse se dekh rahe the. Unhone wahin pe mujhe 1 thappad maar diya, thappad ki goonj se wahaan khade sabhi log seham gaye.
Papa--chal jaldi ghar, aaj mai tujhe nahi chhodunga..
Papa ne mera collar pakad liya aur mujhe kheechte huye ghar le jaane lage, jab maine peeche mudke dekha to Varun mujhe isharon me "all the best" keh raha tha. Mera to saale ko gaali dene ka mann hua ki uske "all the best" ko kya mai apni gaand me daalu fir bhi use "thanx" ka ishaara karke mai papa ke peeche chal diya.