Update:-62
Har sainik ki fusfusahat shuru ho gayi thi. Apini aur Rijo ashrya se ek dusre ka muh dekh rahe the. Aur thik Rijo ke piche se kadak dahar si awaz sunai di…. "Thode aaschrya thode dar me dikh rahe, dono. Baat kya hai"..
Nischal piche se Rijo ke kandhe par hath dete huye kaha, lekin Rijo jaise hi pichhe muda wo uske thik samne khada tha….. "Wahan pichhe kise dhundh raha hai be.. samne dekh"..
Samne ka najara dekh'kar to Rijo aur Apini ki dhakane aur bhi jor marne lagi. Bahrupiye Rijo ke pass baitha bahrupiye Apini ke sharir par dhire-dhire lambi si khanjar chal rahi thi aur Nischal uske badan ko bade maje se square shape me kat raha tha… Rijo apna thuk gatakte huye… "Ye aap kya kar rahe hai Viggo"..
Nischal apna kaam teji se pura kiya, khada hokar shaynn se thik uske samne khade hokar… "Apne bahrupiye ko tune kat'te huye nahi dekha na Rijo, isliye iss kide Apini ke bahrupiye ko slow motion me kat kar dikha raha tha. Waise ye square shape me mast dikh raha hai tera behrupiya.... Le apni bhukh mita le kha'kar.
Apini, apna sar jhukaye hath jode… "Viggo aap to baat karke samsya ka hal nikalne aaye the na"..
Nischal:- Haan yaar aaya to wahi sochkar tha lekin ye 2 ek jaise shakl ke kidon makodon ki prajati bahut confusion paida kar rahi thi. Baith jao tum dono, ab koi confusion nahi hai"…
Nischal ke apmanit shabd sabko chubhe to jaroor, khun bhi khaula kintu uska hona hi wahan par bhay tha aur har koi ussi bhay me daba sa ja raha tha. Rijo aur Apini apne mathe ka pasina pochh'kar baith gaye aur Rijo kahne laga…. "Viggo aap to yahan ke samaynusar 9 baje aane wale the na"..
Nischal:- Tune kisi ko mujh par najar rakhne nahi kaha tha kya? Matter tujhe pata to chal hi chuka hoga. Fir bhi yadi koi shanka hai to main usse dur kiye deta hun…
Nischal un dono ke charo ore chakkar lagana shuru kiya.. aur apni attahas bhadi awaz me bolna shuru kiya… "Mujhe, mera joda iss prithvi par mil gaya..… Naam Jivisha hai aur chunki aaj hi pyar ka izhar hua hai isliye maine socha 7 baje tak kaam khatm karke usse thoda samay dun… koi galat socha kya"..
Nischal un dono ke charo ore chakkar kat'te huye aise bhay paida kar raha tha ki wo agar piche se hath bhi unke kandhe par rakhta to shwans atak jati aur aisa lagta jaise ab gardan gaya uska. Nichal agar piche hota to dono ke gardan piche ghum jata aur jab bayen hota to gardan bayen hoti.
Wahin dur bhid ke bich me baithi Tanisha, pure gusse se chillati hui kahne lagi…
"Rakhail maa ke kokh se paida hua ek badjaat sahjada, jo apne grah ka bhagoda hai, wo Viggo kya nikal gaya tum sab to dar ke mare jamin me gade ja rahe. Prithvi ke kamjor se begairat prajati, jiske maans hum jab chahe noch-noch kar khate hain, un badjaat insano ke liye, ye Nischal, apne pita ka ye najayaj santan tum sab ko jalil kar raha hai aur tum sab sun rahe… 2 tukdi ek sath humla karo aur iska sar kaat kar mere kadmon me lakar do.
Nischal, Rijo aur Apini ko dekhte huye… "Kya yaar main to yahan pyar se mamla suljhane aaya tha… Khair, let the show begin"…
Tanisha ne yuddh bigul funk dee. 2 nahi balki apman jhel rahe sabhi sainik ek sath khade ho gaye. Har do sanik ke pass ek adrishi janwar aur 2 sainik tukdi, mauth ka ghere me fasa kar Nischal ko marne ke irade se teji se aage badh gayi. Nischal bhi unki ore daud laga diya… Itni tej wo dauda ki Rijo aur Apini ko aisa laga jaise Nischal yahan se gayab hokar wahan pahuch gaya aur wahan se gayab ho kar,l daur rahe sainikon ke najdik…
Nischal ko marne ke liye jabtak hath upar uth'ta, lagbhag na dekh wali speed se chalta khanjar apna faisla karte aage badh chuki hoti. Gala fade dard bhari chinkh bahar hoti… sharir se kata hua hissa hawa me upar hota aur bacha hua dhar niche jamin par. Aisa lag raha tha halal hone ke baad bakda jamin par gida hai aur farfrate badan se nikalte pran ke sath khun bhi nikal raha ho.
Sainikon ke jhund ke bich Nischal aisa ghira ki usse ab Rijo aur Apini to nahi dekh pa raha tha, lekin kata, fata hath, kamar se upar ka sarir aur chinkhte huye kata sar jamin par gir rahe the aur lashon ke dher wahan banta ja raha tha.. Koi beraham katil unke bich me ghusa, iss kadar kahar barsa raha tha ki wahan se sabhi sainik apne-apne adrishi janwar ke sath, apni jaan bachakar bhagna shuru kar chuke the…
60 sainik aur 30 adrishi janwar ke jatthe ko katne ke baad, khun me nahaya hua Nischal, lashon ke dher ke upar khada tha. Apne ek hath me bada sa khanjar aur dusre hath ki mutthi me Tanisha ke baal ko daboch kar, uska kata hua sar upar uthaye huye tha… taja khun ab bhi Tanisha ke gardan se tap-tap kar chu raha tha…
Nischal lashon ke dher ke upar khade hokar Tanisha ke chehre ko apne chehre ke karib laya aur khun se sane apne honth se uske honth chumte puchne laga….
"Janeman aise naraj hokar chup kyon hai… kya bol rahi thi jara fir se bol."…. Tanisha ke ore se koi jawab na aane par Nischal jor se daharte huye puchne laga…. "Bol na nich prajati, mai uss waqt sun nahi paya tha"..… Dobara puchne par bhi koi jawab na milne par, kata sar Rijo aur Apni ke kadmo me fekte huye… "Oye Apini, ye teri maasooqa kya kah rahi thi yaar, puchh kar bata jara. Lagta hai mere se naraj ho gayi hai. Je mayla Rijo, ye tere log aur wo kamjor se janwar kahan bhag gaye re"
Nischal ke aatank ke bhay se Rijo aur Apini kanp rahe the… jaise hi Tanisha ka kata sar Apini ke kadmon me gira, wo sar ko pakad kar rone laga… Idhar Nischal ke sawal ka jawab nahi mila tha isliye wo shaynnn se hawa bankar thik Rijo aur Apini ke samne tha… "Oye Apini tu romance baad me kar lena, pahle uss se puch ki wo kah kya rahi thi.. Aur sannata tu.. abe idhar udhar kya dekh raha hai, tujh se hi kah raha hun chutiye Rijo"..
Rijo:- Jaaa .. jaaaaa … ji Viggo..
Nischal:- sala tu to yahan shahrukh khan ko fail kar de… kaaa.. kaaaa… Kiran… Abe wo tere Zoren ke khatarnak tukdi kidhar gayi be..
Rijo:- Viggo . Wooo .. Woooooo..
Nischal usse ek thappad khich kar marte…. "Sale saste mimikary artist, ek hi baar haklana achha hai... Baar-baar bore karta hai... Fir mujhe gussa aa jayega… tere wo khatrnak tukdi aur kide jaisa wo tera janawar ki fauj kahan gayab hai..
Rijo:- wo bhag gaye ..
Nischal fir se usse ek thappad marte … "Abe kahne ko to tum sab sale apni badai me kahte ho .. hum toofan hain... nakara se grah Zoren ki shan hai.. kiske pichwade me ghused aaya aan, ban shan… Sale tujh se acha to mera sasur hai... Koi sainya prasikshan nahi liya usne, lekin fir bhi baat-baat me mera collor pakad leta hai aur ek ye tere trained log the.. dar ke bhag gaye... Thuuuuu…
"Ye to cheating hai yaar, main yahan baat karke masla suljhane aaya, to pahle ye Tanisha bhadak gayi aur uske sath sena ki ek tukdi bhadki. Unko samjane gaya to tumhare sena ke bache log yahan se bhag gaye. Sala ye chal kya raha hai. Tu bus apne Mahamahim ke hilane ke liye uska khas bana kya chutiye, koi control hi nahi tera to tere sena par.. ruk teri izzat bacha deta hun aur jara unko saja dekar aata hun, fir aaram se baat karenge…
Nischal apni baat kahkar lagbhag gayab sa ho gaya wahan se aur jo un fizaon me sunai de rahi thi, wo tha kahar. Rijo ke sath aaye adrishi janwaron ke maut ki changhar aur unke sainikon ki chinkh aur pukar dil dahlane wala tha.
Mar kahin bhi rahe the, lekin kate-fate sharir ek jagah hi lakar jama kiya ja raha tha… Rijo Apini ke hath se Tanisha ka kata sar lekar unhi lash ke dher me fekte huye… "Apini wo Sigma Viggo humare logon ko marne me laga hai.. Apini .. hosh me aao . Jab tak wo vyast hai hum bhag lete hain … chalo yahan se."
Apini kuch hosh me aaya aur Rijo ke sath wo bhi bhagne laga.. takriban 300 meter ki duri par jab dono pahunche to aage badh hi nahi pa rahe the.. aisa lag raha tha wahan kisi ne pardarshi dewar khadi kar di ho…
Jab najar ghuma kar Rijo aur Apini ne dekha, to kinare se uske kayi sainik aur adrishi janwar pura jor laga'kar bahar bhagne ki kosis kar rahe the.. Thabhi aisa laga jaise koi majboot pahad uske janwar ke upar giri ho aur fachak se uska sarir kisi machhar ki tarah masal kar ussi pardarshi deewar se chipka di gayi ho. Dekhte hi dekhte kuchli hui lash kisi painting ki bhanti chipak rahi thi, jiska rang diwaron se niche chu raha tha... Aatank ka aisa khufnak najara dekh kar dono ki ultiyan nikal aayi aur dono uss pardarshi deewar ke pass se hat kar apni jagah par wapas aa gaye.
Bus kuch der aur lage, sabhi sainik aur adrishi janwar ki lashon ka dher bilkul wahin ussi aag ke pass laga hua tha… Nischal aaram ki ek angdai lete un dono ke pass pahuncha… "Abe jab main apne dayre se baha bhagne walon ko masal'kar chipka raha tha, fir tum dono ko kisne kaha tha ki wahan deewar par apne sar pito. Acha hua main mud gaya wahan se, warna tum dono bhi dher me pare hote. Fir main baat karke mamla kis se suljhata…"
Apni ek pura bhada hua handi Nischal ke ore badhate… "Viggo aap sabko saza dekar kuch thaka sa mehsus kar rahe honge, isse pikar apne ander sfurti le aaeye"..
Nischal us handi ko lekar un lashon ke upar fekte huye kahne laga…. "Sale Zoren grah ke Jalil log, lana hi tha to prithvi ki ye anuthi aur sabse nayab pine ki chij le aate, jise shrab kahte hain. Ye kya utha'kar laga tha jo pesab se bhi ganda bash mar raha tha. Khair samay kya hua hai wo bata"..
Apini:- 7 baj kar 10 minute ho rahe hai..
Nischal:- Kamal hai sala Aizem grah ke sab se kamjor seema ki sabse kamjor 100 logon ki tukdi bhi mujh se ladti to kam se kam 2 ghante to tik hi jati aur saath me mujhe jaal mahal ilaz ke liye to bhej hi deti. Ye kaisa shaktishali tukdi tha be.. mahaj aadhe ghante me bhagte huye dher ho gaye. Iss se acha to lad hi lete…
Rijo:- wahan kewal ek hi ladta hai aur jab wo ladta hai tab uske samne khade hone ki himmat kisi me nahi hoti. Matr 1000 ki tukdi thi ye.. humare pass 5000 carore sainik 2000 carore adrishi janwar ki fauj hai Viggo. Aap ki hatt prithvi par ek anchana yudh ke sanket lekar aayegi. Aur jab wo khud aayega fir waqt kitna beraham ho sakta hai, ye aap bhi nahi soch sakte… beshak hum aur humare log nahi tike aapke samne lekin aapke jaise 100, Mahamahim ke samne nahi tikenge…
Nischal:- "Yaar thoda kamjor ho gaya hun yahan aakar, isliye dhang se nahi lad paya, iska ye matlab nahi ki tu bejjati karne lag jaye. Khair mudda ye hai ki maine to apni zindgi ki jivan sangni to chun liya. Aur mujhe umr bhar akele jine ki koi ikchha nahi hai. Isliye apne taam-jham samet aur tum dono niklo yahan se."
"Dono ko sirf isliye jinda chhod raha hun, kyonki jakar apne uss Mahamahim se batao ki yahan ek Viggo ko uski Malkia pasand aa gayi hai. Yahi nahi Malkia ke sath sath uss Viggo ko apna ye sasural prithvi bhi pasand aa gaya hai."
"Fir chahe tera 1 Mahamahim yahan aane ki ikchha rakhe ya 100 Mahamahim. Tere pass 5000 carore ka Sanya bal ho ya 500000 carore ka sainya bal ho… main sirf akela .. sirf akela… unhe iss grah ke orbit ke bahar khatam kar dunga.. Tumhare ek viman iss prithvi par laut kar yadi utar aaye, to main apna gala kat kar tere Mahamahim ko bhent kar dunga…"
"Jakar usko bol main akela khada hun yahan aur yadi usme dum hai to yahan ki sima me ghus kar dikhaye… Ab ja iske pahle ki mujhe uss bechari ladki Sapna ka khyal dil me aa jaye aur main shayad tumhe bhi un lash ke dher me pahuncha dun.."
"Oye aur sun, jane se pahle in sab lashon ko wo narbhakshi wala roop dete jana, jiske ajib se nakhun aur dant nikle hote hain… bade bhaiyya ko commissioner to bana hi dun yahan ka… aur laut'kar dobara mat aana yahan…"