★☆★ XForum | Ultimate Story Contest - 2025 - Chit Chat & Discussion Thread ★☆★

[DEVIL MAXIMUM]

Bilkul

Haad hai yar ise bolte hai
खोदा पहाड़ निकला चूहा
Mai ladke ko ladki samj baitha

 

[Laila Ali Khan]

Usse pochne gya mujhe Lakvaa maar degi pehle bad me jawab degi

aur yeh jo janeman janeman bolte rehte ho

 

[gardie1]

Haad hai yar ise bolte hai
खोदा पहाड़ निकला चूहा
Mai ladke ko ladki samj baitha

Ladki hi hu sir

 

[DEVIL MAXIMUM]

aur yeh jo janeman janeman bolte rehte ho

Had hai yar tum to jaan छुड़ाने pe lagi ho kya
Ek bat bholo mat JANEMAN tum meri Bivi ki behen ho matlab meri sali
Or
Sali aadhi gharwali hoti hai iska Itihaas Gawah hai

 

[Laila Ali Khan]

Had hai yar tum to jaan छुड़ाने pe lagi ho kya
Ek bat bholo mat JANEMAN tum meri Bivi ki behen ho matlab meri sali
Or
Sali aadhi gharwali hoti hai iska Itihaas Gawah hai

Aadhi hun puri nahi yeh yaad rakhna

 

[Raj_sharma]

Bhayankar situation start Hogayi
dushman meme bana rahe the kab situation ka jawab doge
Ye raha jawab

अभी भारत दूसरे मोड मे है:

कि युद्ध कहां तक टाला जाए,
द्वन्द्व कहां तक टाला जाये,
तू भी है राणा का वंशज,
फेंक जहा तक भाला जाए।।

 

[DEVIL MAXIMUM]

Ladki hi hu sir

WOW Sunshine
Acha hua bata dia verna mai galt samj baitha tha
Kher jane do bekar ki bat ko
Apne sunaoo Married ya Unmarried ho

 

[DEVIL MAXIMUM]

Aadhi hun puri nahi yeh yaad rakhna

Chalo ghar me aadi sahi yaha Forum me poori ban jaao kise pata chlega JANEMAN

 

[Laila Ali Khan]

Chalo ghar me aadi sahi yaha Forum me poori ban jaao kise pata chlega JANEMAN

woh kaise bante ha

 

[DEVIL MAXIMUM]

woh kaise bante ha

Ooohhhooooo dekho to kaun poch rha hai ye sawal mere se
Or kehti ho katl kab kia maine