Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Guys as you all know main jald he waapsi karne waala hun story pe but i need some help from you guys, itane din baad likhna thoda complicated hota hai kyunki itane din loop se bahaar tha main so agar tumlog Mein se koi free hai toh mujhe iss part ka ek overview chaahiye like pehle update se 281 update takk ka keval is part ka. Karna keval ye hai ki harr 30 Updates ka ek overview banao ki 1 se 30 updates k bich ye ye hua mota mota jo main cheejein hui hain unke baare Mein likho and then 30 se 60 Mein ye hua or aage 281 takk(keval iss part k baaki stories k nahi chahiye mujhe) . Agar koi ye kar lega toh mujhe thodi aasaani hogi likhne mein and main jaldi likh paaunga. Agar koi ye karna chaahta hai toh mujhe message karo Personal and batao mujhe ASAP, yahaan story pe post nahi karna only in messages. Thanks in advance..

 

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Zabardast update

 

[Sidd19]

Very nice update bhai

 

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Update-270(Riya-2)​

270


Main Riya wagairaah k sath canteen aaya toh class suru hone mein bus 5 minutes thi issliye turant guffa mein aake cigarette peeke humlog class ki taraf nikal gaye Baaki sab already jaa chuke they class mein.. Class Nicki mam ki thi, jo already class mein aachuki thi..


Nicki - Arrey rey aajkal bada class aaya jaa raha hai.. Baarish karwaaega kya..


Main - I am a sincere student now mam..


Nicki - Oho ho ho.. Toh sincere student ki books, notebooks kahaan hain?? Woh chhodo pen?? Pen toh hoga atleast..


Main- Unsabki jarurat ye sab basic students ko padti hai Madam mera mind he meri book and pen hai or kuch nahi caahiye mujhe..


Nicki - I know tu hawa bana raha hai but technically ye sach bhi hai.. Aajao andar..


Humlog andar aaye, ab mera plan tha again Riya k sath baithke uske sath time pass karne ka but aaj Riya bench k corner pe naa baithke bichmein baithi thi. Ofcourse mujhse bachne k liye otherwise woh corner pe he baithati hai..Mujhe ghurta dekh woh samjh gayi ki mera plan wahi tha or woh bach gayi issliye usne jibbh nikaali meri taraf jispe maine ishare se kaha koi baat nahi dekhlunga..


Nicki - Baithoge sir yaa khade he rahoge??


Main-Ji bilkul mam..


Ye bolke main piche aaya and Sam and Ravi k sath baitha..


Sam-Katt gaya aajtoh tera..


Main-Shut up bitch.. Badla toh liya jaaega..


Maine Riya ko message kiya ki "Koi baat nahi hojao durr hojaao dekhlunga" Riya class mein phone dekhne waali thi nahi so maine dhyaan class mein diya and actually thoda bahot gyaan liya aaj.. And finally class over hui ab 2 class thi nahi toh humara plan tha cigarettes peeke then ek coffee peeke ghar jaane ka.. Issliye humlog sabse pehle class se nikale and turant guffa mein pohanchey.. Rohit ki still class chaalu thi so hum 3 he they. Cigarette jalaa lee gayi.. And then finally Riya ka return message aaya..


Riya - "Mujhe pata tha tumhara shaitan dimag kahaan hai...i came prepared"


Iska reply maine turant kiya..


Main-"Koi na koi na dekh lunga lelo maje"


Riya-"Tum study nahi karne detey toh kya karti"


Main-"Han ofcourse study jyaada important hai"


Riya-"Ab Munh na fulao"


Main-"Main nahi fula raha I'm fine"


Riya-"Tumhare messages k through dikh raha hai muje tumhara fula hua munh"


Main-"Toh fula rehne do tumhe kya karna hai"


Riya-"Kahaan ho??"


Main-"Ghar gaya"


Riya-"Arrey aise kaise itana jaldi bina bye bole"


Main-"Toh or kya karta main tumhare liye college aaya tha tum durr bhag rahi ho toh kya karun ab"


Riya-"Tum mere liye college aaye they"


Main-"Toh or kya main maheene mein ek din padhne aaunga bolo.. But koi naa yahi sahi"


Riya-"Acha baba sorry kal baith jaana mere sath bus??"


Main-"Nope. Tumhari padhai disturb nahi karni mujhe.."


Riya-"AP.. Stop it.. You know mera kya matlab tha"


Main-"Haan haan sab samjh gaya main"


Riya-"AP stop.. Gussa bandh karo.."


Main-Ok..


Riya - Juthe.. Tumhare cabin ka door khulla hai yahin ho tum..


Main-Yeah..


Riya - Toh juth kyun bolrahe they??


Main-toh kya karta..


Riya-Sach boltey obviously..


Main-Nahi..


Riya-Gussa matt karo.. Kal baith jaana..


Main-Nahi.. Abhi baithana hai..


Riya-Ok aajao..


Main-Pakka..??


Riya-Yeah..


Main-Dekhlena fir main firse suru karunga .. Itana trust??


Riya-Ofcourse I trust you AP.. Mujhe pata hai tum kabhi koi galat fayda nahi uthaoge mera.. These are all just fun and banter i know..


Main-Ok aaraha hun toh fir.. Kuch nahi karunga... Baith toh jaaun na??


Riya-Tumhe puchne ki jarurat nahi hai AP, you are always welcome.. Jaldi aao maine seat rouki hai koi or baith jaaega..


Maine phone daala jeb mein..


Main-Aao be coffee peeke ghar chaltey hain..


Sam-Yahin le aaega Laxman..


Main-Na bahaar pee lenge aaja..


Main turant bahaar aaya or seedha jaake Riya k table pe gaya usne apna bag rakha hua tha apne bagal waali chair pe mujhe aata dekh usne bag hata liya and main baitha uske bagal waali chair pe.. Uske alawa uss table pe Sneha, Mouni, Lucky Ashish Ajit Abhi wagairaah bhi baithe they.. Sam or Ravi bhi wahin aagaye..


Sam-Laxman 3 special beta..


Main--Haan toh guys and girls kya chal raha hai???


Abhi-Kuch nahi yaar..


Main-Arrey rey president sahaab itane bore kaise hogaye..


Abhi-Bore tera woh president banadeta hai yaar.. Befaltu hawa banata rehta hai.. Tu college aata raha kar yaar please kyunki tere aane se woh gayab ho jaata hai..


Lucky - Yeah true.. Parson tu aaya tha tab gayab hogaya tha kal firse aake bakchodi kar raha tha aaj subah aaya tha but tere aane k baadse fir gayab hogaya dusare departments mein bhag jaata hai tere aatey he fir wahaan hawa banata hai..


Main-Aisa hai kya??


Lucky - Yeah terese fatt ti hai uski..


Ashish - Isase sabki fatt ti hai..


Abhi-True.. But still tu aaya kar bhai..


Main-Koshish toh puri rehti hai bhai.. But time nahi milta...


Abhi - Yeah yeah i can understand.. Time se yaad aaya tu woh tv waala case solve kar raha tha na??


Main-TV waala..


Abhi-Arrey jo news pe repeat mein chal raha hai jo.. 3 murders...


Lucky - Sector 12 waala..


Ashish - Arrey woh Manaar waala jiska jikar kar rahe they humlog subah..


Main-Yeah.. Chal raha hai..


Lucky - Usko chhodana nahi be.. Ghatiya aadmi..


Abhi - Yeah kill him..


Lucky - Yeah...Maardey.. Uske sath sath ye president ko bhi maardey..


Main- Bakchod Serial killer thodi hun main...


Lucky - Majaak kar raha.. Manaar ko toh maar he dena.. Aise ghatiya logon ki koi jarurat nahi hai yahan.


Main-Aise he thodi maardun bhai usko..


Sneha - Yeah sahi keh raha hai AP.. harr baar maarna jaruri nahi hota Law hai court hai woh sambhaal lenge tum bus pakkad lo usko..


Riya-Yeah.. Exactly.. Kanoon ko saja dene dena usko..


Aji haan... Lund..


Continued..

Awesome update

 

[Sushilnkt]

Gjb ho gaya


Gali nikl gayi riya ke pass

 

[Bosskhatri]

Update-270(Riya-2)​

270


Main Riya wagairaah k sath canteen aaya toh class suru hone mein bus 5 minutes thi issliye turant guffa mein aake cigarette peeke humlog class ki taraf nikal gaye Baaki sab already jaa chuke they class mein.. Class Nicki mam ki thi, jo already class mein aachuki thi..


Nicki - Arrey rey aajkal bada class aaya jaa raha hai.. Baarish karwaaega kya..


Main - I am a sincere student now mam..


Nicki - Oho ho ho.. Toh sincere student ki books, notebooks kahaan hain?? Woh chhodo pen?? Pen toh hoga atleast..


Main- Unsabki jarurat ye sab basic students ko padti hai Madam mera mind he meri book and pen hai or kuch nahi caahiye mujhe..


Nicki - I know tu hawa bana raha hai but technically ye sach bhi hai.. Aajao andar..


Humlog andar aaye, ab mera plan tha again Riya k sath baithke uske sath time pass karne ka but aaj Riya bench k corner pe naa baithke bichmein baithi thi. Ofcourse mujhse bachne k liye otherwise woh corner pe he baithati hai..Mujhe ghurta dekh woh samjh gayi ki mera plan wahi tha or woh bach gayi issliye usne jibbh nikaali meri taraf jispe maine ishare se kaha koi baat nahi dekhlunga..


Nicki - Baithoge sir yaa khade he rahoge??


Main-Ji bilkul mam..


Ye bolke main piche aaya and Sam and Ravi k sath baitha..


Sam-Katt gaya aajtoh tera..


Main-Shut up bitch.. Badla toh liya jaaega..


Maine Riya ko message kiya ki "Koi baat nahi hojao durr hojaao dekhlunga" Riya class mein phone dekhne waali thi nahi so maine dhyaan class mein diya and actually thoda bahot gyaan liya aaj.. And finally class over hui ab 2 class thi nahi toh humara plan tha cigarettes peeke then ek coffee peeke ghar jaane ka.. Issliye humlog sabse pehle class se nikale and turant guffa mein pohanchey.. Rohit ki still class chaalu thi so hum 3 he they. Cigarette jalaa lee gayi.. And then finally Riya ka return message aaya..


Riya - "Mujhe pata tha tumhara shaitan dimag kahaan hai...i came prepared"


Iska reply maine turant kiya..


Main-"Koi na koi na dekh lunga lelo maje"


Riya-"Tum study nahi karne detey toh kya karti"


Main-"Han ofcourse study jyaada important hai"


Riya-"Ab Munh na fulao"


Main-"Main nahi fula raha I'm fine"


Riya-"Tumhare messages k through dikh raha hai muje tumhara fula hua munh"


Main-"Toh fula rehne do tumhe kya karna hai"


Riya-"Kahaan ho??"


Main-"Ghar gaya"


Riya-"Arrey aise kaise itana jaldi bina bye bole"


Main-"Toh or kya karta main tumhare liye college aaya tha tum durr bhag rahi ho toh kya karun ab"


Riya-"Tum mere liye college aaye they"


Main-"Toh or kya main maheene mein ek din padhne aaunga bolo.. But koi naa yahi sahi"


Riya-"Acha baba sorry kal baith jaana mere sath bus??"


Main-"Nope. Tumhari padhai disturb nahi karni mujhe.."


Riya-"AP.. Stop it.. You know mera kya matlab tha"


Main-"Haan haan sab samjh gaya main"


Riya-"AP stop.. Gussa bandh karo.."


Main-Ok..


Riya - Juthe.. Tumhare cabin ka door khulla hai yahin ho tum..


Main-Yeah..


Riya - Toh juth kyun bolrahe they??


Main-toh kya karta..


Riya-Sach boltey obviously..


Main-Nahi..


Riya-Gussa matt karo.. Kal baith jaana..


Main-Nahi.. Abhi baithana hai..


Riya-Ok aajao..


Main-Pakka..??


Riya-Yeah..


Main-Dekhlena fir main firse suru karunga .. Itana trust??


Riya-Ofcourse I trust you AP.. Mujhe pata hai tum kabhi koi galat fayda nahi uthaoge mera.. These are all just fun and banter i know..


Main-Ok aaraha hun toh fir.. Kuch nahi karunga... Baith toh jaaun na??


Riya-Tumhe puchne ki jarurat nahi hai AP, you are always welcome.. Jaldi aao maine seat rouki hai koi or baith jaaega..


Maine phone daala jeb mein..


Main-Aao be coffee peeke ghar chaltey hain..


Sam-Yahin le aaega Laxman..


Main-Na bahaar pee lenge aaja..


Main turant bahaar aaya or seedha jaake Riya k table pe gaya usne apna bag rakha hua tha apne bagal waali chair pe mujhe aata dekh usne bag hata liya and main baitha uske bagal waali chair pe.. Uske alawa uss table pe Sneha, Mouni, Lucky Ashish Ajit Abhi wagairaah bhi baithe they.. Sam or Ravi bhi wahin aagaye..


Sam-Laxman 3 special beta..


Main--Haan toh guys and girls kya chal raha hai???


Abhi-Kuch nahi yaar..


Main-Arrey rey president sahaab itane bore kaise hogaye..


Abhi-Bore tera woh president banadeta hai yaar.. Befaltu hawa banata rehta hai.. Tu college aata raha kar yaar please kyunki tere aane se woh gayab ho jaata hai..


Lucky - Yeah true.. Parson tu aaya tha tab gayab hogaya tha kal firse aake bakchodi kar raha tha aaj subah aaya tha but tere aane k baadse fir gayab hogaya dusare departments mein bhag jaata hai tere aatey he fir wahaan hawa banata hai..


Main-Aisa hai kya??


Lucky - Yeah terese fatt ti hai uski..


Ashish - Isase sabki fatt ti hai..


Abhi-True.. But still tu aaya kar bhai..


Main-Koshish toh puri rehti hai bhai.. But time nahi milta...


Abhi - Yeah yeah i can understand.. Time se yaad aaya tu woh tv waala case solve kar raha tha na??


Main-TV waala..


Abhi-Arrey jo news pe repeat mein chal raha hai jo.. 3 murders...


Lucky - Sector 12 waala..


Ashish - Arrey woh Manaar waala jiska jikar kar rahe they humlog subah..


Main-Yeah.. Chal raha hai..


Lucky - Usko chhodana nahi be.. Ghatiya aadmi..


Abhi - Yeah kill him..


Lucky - Yeah...Maardey.. Uske sath sath ye president ko bhi maardey..


Main- Bakchod Serial killer thodi hun main...


Lucky - Majaak kar raha.. Manaar ko toh maar he dena.. Aise ghatiya logon ki koi jarurat nahi hai yahan.


Main-Aise he thodi maardun bhai usko..


Sneha - Yeah sahi keh raha hai AP.. harr baar maarna jaruri nahi hota Law hai court hai woh sambhaal lenge tum bus pakkad lo usko..


Riya-Yeah.. Exactly.. Kanoon ko saja dene dena usko..


Aji haan... Lund..


Continued..

Nice update....

 

[Bloody Reaper]

Update-270(Riya-2)​

270


Main Riya wagairaah k sath canteen aaya toh class suru hone mein bus 5 minutes thi issliye turant guffa mein aake cigarette peeke humlog class ki taraf nikal gaye Baaki sab already jaa chuke they class mein.. Class Nicki mam ki thi, jo already class mein aachuki thi..


Nicki - Arrey rey aajkal bada class aaya jaa raha hai.. Baarish karwaaega kya..


Main - I am a sincere student now mam..


Nicki - Oho ho ho.. Toh sincere student ki books, notebooks kahaan hain?? Woh chhodo pen?? Pen toh hoga atleast..


Main- Unsabki jarurat ye sab basic students ko padti hai Madam mera mind he meri book and pen hai or kuch nahi caahiye mujhe..


Nicki - I know tu hawa bana raha hai but technically ye sach bhi hai.. Aajao andar..


Humlog andar aaye, ab mera plan tha again Riya k sath baithke uske sath time pass karne ka but aaj Riya bench k corner pe naa baithke bichmein baithi thi. Ofcourse mujhse bachne k liye otherwise woh corner pe he baithati hai..Mujhe ghurta dekh woh samjh gayi ki mera plan wahi tha or woh bach gayi issliye usne jibbh nikaali meri taraf jispe maine ishare se kaha koi baat nahi dekhlunga..


Nicki - Baithoge sir yaa khade he rahoge??


Main-Ji bilkul mam..


Ye bolke main piche aaya and Sam and Ravi k sath baitha..


Sam-Katt gaya aajtoh tera..


Main-Shut up bitch.. Badla toh liya jaaega..


Maine Riya ko message kiya ki "Koi baat nahi hojao durr hojaao dekhlunga" Riya class mein phone dekhne waali thi nahi so maine dhyaan class mein diya and actually thoda bahot gyaan liya aaj.. And finally class over hui ab 2 class thi nahi toh humara plan tha cigarettes peeke then ek coffee peeke ghar jaane ka.. Issliye humlog sabse pehle class se nikale and turant guffa mein pohanchey.. Rohit ki still class chaalu thi so hum 3 he they. Cigarette jalaa lee gayi.. And then finally Riya ka return message aaya..


Riya - "Mujhe pata tha tumhara shaitan dimag kahaan hai...i came prepared"


Iska reply maine turant kiya..


Main-"Koi na koi na dekh lunga lelo maje"


Riya-"Tum study nahi karne detey toh kya karti"


Main-"Han ofcourse study jyaada important hai"


Riya-"Ab Munh na fulao"


Main-"Main nahi fula raha I'm fine"


Riya-"Tumhare messages k through dikh raha hai muje tumhara fula hua munh"


Main-"Toh fula rehne do tumhe kya karna hai"


Riya-"Kahaan ho??"


Main-"Ghar gaya"


Riya-"Arrey aise kaise itana jaldi bina bye bole"


Main-"Toh or kya karta main tumhare liye college aaya tha tum durr bhag rahi ho toh kya karun ab"


Riya-"Tum mere liye college aaye they"


Main-"Toh or kya main maheene mein ek din padhne aaunga bolo.. But koi naa yahi sahi"


Riya-"Acha baba sorry kal baith jaana mere sath bus??"


Main-"Nope. Tumhari padhai disturb nahi karni mujhe.."


Riya-"AP.. Stop it.. You know mera kya matlab tha"


Main-"Haan haan sab samjh gaya main"


Riya-"AP stop.. Gussa bandh karo.."


Main-Ok..


Riya - Juthe.. Tumhare cabin ka door khulla hai yahin ho tum..


Main-Yeah..


Riya - Toh juth kyun bolrahe they??


Main-toh kya karta..


Riya-Sach boltey obviously..


Main-Nahi..


Riya-Gussa matt karo.. Kal baith jaana..


Main-Nahi.. Abhi baithana hai..


Riya-Ok aajao..


Main-Pakka..??


Riya-Yeah..


Main-Dekhlena fir main firse suru karunga .. Itana trust??


Riya-Ofcourse I trust you AP.. Mujhe pata hai tum kabhi koi galat fayda nahi uthaoge mera.. These are all just fun and banter i know..


Main-Ok aaraha hun toh fir.. Kuch nahi karunga... Baith toh jaaun na??


Riya-Tumhe puchne ki jarurat nahi hai AP, you are always welcome.. Jaldi aao maine seat rouki hai koi or baith jaaega..


Maine phone daala jeb mein..


Main-Aao be coffee peeke ghar chaltey hain..


Sam-Yahin le aaega Laxman..


Main-Na bahaar pee lenge aaja..


Main turant bahaar aaya or seedha jaake Riya k table pe gaya usne apna bag rakha hua tha apne bagal waali chair pe mujhe aata dekh usne bag hata liya and main baitha uske bagal waali chair pe.. Uske alawa uss table pe Sneha, Mouni, Lucky Ashish Ajit Abhi wagairaah bhi baithe they.. Sam or Ravi bhi wahin aagaye..


Sam-Laxman 3 special beta..


Main--Haan toh guys and girls kya chal raha hai???


Abhi-Kuch nahi yaar..


Main-Arrey rey president sahaab itane bore kaise hogaye..


Abhi-Bore tera woh president banadeta hai yaar.. Befaltu hawa banata rehta hai.. Tu college aata raha kar yaar please kyunki tere aane se woh gayab ho jaata hai..


Lucky - Yeah true.. Parson tu aaya tha tab gayab hogaya tha kal firse aake bakchodi kar raha tha aaj subah aaya tha but tere aane k baadse fir gayab hogaya dusare departments mein bhag jaata hai tere aatey he fir wahaan hawa banata hai..


Main-Aisa hai kya??


Lucky - Yeah terese fatt ti hai uski..


Ashish - Isase sabki fatt ti hai..


Abhi-True.. But still tu aaya kar bhai..


Main-Koshish toh puri rehti hai bhai.. But time nahi milta...


Abhi - Yeah yeah i can understand.. Time se yaad aaya tu woh tv waala case solve kar raha tha na??


Main-TV waala..


Abhi-Arrey jo news pe repeat mein chal raha hai jo.. 3 murders...


Lucky - Sector 12 waala..


Ashish - Arrey woh Manaar waala jiska jikar kar rahe they humlog subah..


Main-Yeah.. Chal raha hai..


Lucky - Usko chhodana nahi be.. Ghatiya aadmi..


Abhi - Yeah kill him..


Lucky - Yeah...Maardey.. Uske sath sath ye president ko bhi maardey..


Main- Bakchod Serial killer thodi hun main...


Lucky - Majaak kar raha.. Manaar ko toh maar he dena.. Aise ghatiya logon ki koi jarurat nahi hai yahan.


Main-Aise he thodi maardun bhai usko..


Sneha - Yeah sahi keh raha hai AP.. harr baar maarna jaruri nahi hota Law hai court hai woh sambhaal lenge tum bus pakkad lo usko..


Riya-Yeah.. Exactly.. Kanoon ko saja dene dena usko..


Aji haan... Lund..


Continued.

Shandar update Bhai ....
Aaj bahut din baad aaya is site PE aur sabse pehle pichle sare update padh dale sab ek se badh kar ek update they....
Aur 3.0 wala sabse badhiye laga kyoki jis update me bhi 3.0 ka jikar ho jata hai wo update to apne aap hi special ban jata hai aur yahan to 3.0 ne darshan hi de diye aur ye bhi pata chala ki 3.0 ke liye bhi uski ek team kaam karti hai ab dekhna ye hai ki 'J' kon hai kya sye pehle aa chuka hai ya phir koi Naya Banda hai....

Ab toh Riya ki Puri tarah waapsi ho gyi
Lekin Bhai apne anaa ko ekdum gayab kyon kar Diya wo to ab college me bhi nahi dikh Rahi me to soch Raha tha yahan par love triangle dekhne ko milega....kya aage dekhne ko mil sakta hai kya bhai...?

Khair filhaal to ye dekhte hai mannar kya karta hai apne mama ko mout ka badla lene ke liye....

AP bhai aise hi shandaar aur dhamakedar update dete rahiye....

 

[only_me]

Update-269(Riya - 1)​

269


Humlog Manaar k mama ko thok k ghar pohanchey toh sabne dinner karliya tha, Meenu ne hum teeno ka dinner lagaaya and main tutt padda khaane pe..


Main-Holy shit.. Margaya tha bhooka aaj toh..Lovely food Meenu..


Ami-Agreed..


Bhai-So bhaga diya bechare ko..


Main-Hell yeah.. Apne aage ache ache ache bhagte hain bhai..


Babhi-Kal college chala jaana warna fir main bataungi..


Main-Chala jaaunga babhi aaj bola tha naa.. Dont worry..


Babhi-Good.. Ek din jaake ek maheene chutti ye nahi chalega..


Main-Ok..


Main khaana khaa he raha tha ki mera phone baja main nahi uthaata but Shruti ka tha toh maine utha liya..


Main-Ji Madam..


Shruti - Surrender kartey aadmi ko tum he maar shaktey ho keval..


Main-Kon??


Shruti - Ye jo laash hai yahaan..


Main-Aji haan surrender pistol liye tha woh.. Ghanta ka surrender..


Shruti - I know but pehle pair mein goli maari tumne fir hath mein jisase uski gun durr jaake girrri fir bhi maara tumne usse point blank headshot woh bhi..


Main-Prove kar shakti ho court mein??


Shruti - Nahi..


Main-Bus toh fir.. Or waise bhi tumhara naam thodi aaega isme mera kaam hai or mera kaam aise he hota hai..


Shruti - You are insane AP.. Why??


Main-Because i can.. Inhe pehle sochana caahiye tha ye sab, inhone he nahi socha toh main kyun sochun ab..


Shruti - You can't just do it AP..


Main-I just did.. Or tumhe sabkuch dediya tha drugs bhi suspects bhi.. Fir bhi game khel ke waapis aagayi tum..


Shruti - Maine koi game nahi khela mujhe orders mille they..


Main-Haan toh uppar waale khel gaye..


Shruti - Toh isme main kya karun..


Main-Tum kuch nahi karogi.. Main karunga sab don't worry about it..


Shruti - Stop killing people AP..


Main-Aji ghanta..


Call disconnected..


Main-Ye pata nahi kab picha chhodegi..


Mangal - Tere pyaar mein pagal lagti hai..


Main-Shut up noob.. Aise pyaar se bina pyaar acha hun main..


Mangal-Riya ko mana kardun fir??


Main-Raipta khaaega??


Babhi-Koi toh sharma raha hai.. Uff...


Main-Shut up guys..


Maine dinner finish kiya and turant apne room mein aagaya warna or troll kartey niche mujhe.. Aaj kaafi bhag doud hogayi thi toh main jaldi he sogaya and subah fir time se he uth gaya woh bhi bina alarm.. Hell yeah..


Uthke fresh hoke ready hua and niche aaya toh Sam or Ravi bhi ready they breakfast kiya humne and nikale college k liye.. Again aaj fir bhayanak dhund thi bc or itani he bhayanak thand. January mein north India ki thand gand faad deti hai bhenchod..


Main-Theek se chala bhosdk saamne dikh naa raha kuch..


Sam-Isase theek se kya chalaaun bhai 25 ki speed se chal rahi hai gaadi..


Main-Bc aisi bhi dhund hoti hai kabhi..


Sam-Wahi toh..


Khair finally humlog college pohanchey gaadi park ki he thi ki Chang ka call aagaya..


Main-Haan..


Chang - Boss chipp gaya aapka Manaar toh.. Gayab he hogaya hai..


Main-I know hoga kuch din k liye gayab.. Nayi planning k sath aaega bawligand..


Chang - Yeah..


Main-Koi na tu najar rakh uspe nahi toh Dino or Mick k business par najar rakh koi toh millega he..


Chang-Ok boss..


Call disconnected..


Saale ki gand faad di hai chippega nahi toh kya karega.. Khair maine call cut ki tabtak Sam or Ravi bahaar jaa chuke they toh main parking se bahaar aa he raha tha ki saamne se ek gaadi aai jisne mere pass aake bhayanak cut maara bhenchod gand fatt gayi thi.. Saamne waale ko gaali deta toh dekha ki driver apna Ashish bawligand tha uske alawa Ajit Sneha or Riya darling bhi they gaadi mein.. Ashish hansta hua niche uttara gaadi se..


Ashish - Bc darra nahi tu toh.. Brave haan..


Ajit - Abe Paglait darra bhi kisko raha hai AP hai woh ye sab rojj ka hai uska..


Sneha-Yeah he is AP afterall.


Ashish - True..


Main- Agar ye cut thoda idhar udhar hojaata na teri taangein tod deta main..


Ashish - Bus kya be..


Main-Haan taangein he todta bus..


Riya-Aise kon karta hai Ashu gaadi control nahi hoti toh..


Ashish - Arrey bahot durr tha yaar ye majaak kar raha hai..


Main-Yep majaak..


Ashish - Aaj akela kaise??


Main-Sam Ravi abhi gaye hain Rohit aachuka tha already..


Ashish - Aaja fir canteen he jaaraha haina??


Main-Yep..


Main unke sath chal padda canteen ki taraf..


Main-Aaj class konsi konsi hain??


Riya - First and fourth..


Main - Matlab first lagaake ghar jaa shaktey waapis..


Riya-Saal mein ek baar college aatey ho tab bhi bhaagne ki wait kar rahe ho..


Main-Toh 1.5 ghanta bichmein khaali baithke kya karun ab.. Kuch karneko bhi toh nahi hai yahaan..


Riya - Acha ji..


Main-Yep..


Ashish - By the way AP.. Uska kya hua??


Main-Kiska??


Ashish - Arrey woh kya naam tha uska jisne un 3 becharon ka murder kiya tha.. Manav??


Ajit-Manaar be..


Main-I don't know... Tujhe kaise maalum Manaar ka be?


Ashish - bus kya be.. News aati hain humaare ghar.. Woh IPS Shruti Sandhu ne kitani badi press conference karke bataya tha ki Manaar naam ka koi shaks hai jo un murders or drugs k piche hai, jiske khilaaf arrest warrant nikal chuka hai..


Main-Yeah.. I see.. Yep bataya hoga.. Press conference ki thi usne..


Ashish - Usne ye bhi bataya tha ki killer ka naam or woh drugs dhundaney mein tumhara bahot bada hath tha or ab wohlog tere sath milke Manaar ko dhund rahe hain.. Toh itana bhola matt ban.. I know tujhe sab pata hai..


Ajit - Ofcourse be isko sab pata hota hai.. But batayega nahi..


Main-Top secret hota be aise kaise batadun..


Sneha-Yep true.. Aise he thodi tumhe sab bata dega woh..


Ashish - Agree. But jo bhi ho bhai unlogon ki mother's ka interview dekh k rona aagaya ekdum bechariyon ki jindagi barbaad kardi saale ne..


Main-Yep.. I met them..


Riya-They trust you very much.. Unhone live tv pe kaha hai ki unhe keval or keval tumpe bharosa hai baaki kissi pe nahi or unhe pakka vishwaash hai ki tum unhe justice dilwaaogi..


Main-Tumlogon ko kuch jyaada he information nahi rehti aajkal??


Ashish-Ofcourse tu jiss cheej mein involve hota haina uski live updates chalti hain humaare ghar mein.. Pata nahi kisko dekhna passand hai...


Ye bolke usne Ajit se bachke Riya ki taraf ishara kiya jispe woh Sharma gayi.. Oho toh Riya ji follow kar rahi hain humein.. Mujhe bhi hansi aagayi..


Sneha-Jokes apart AP unki families ko bahot trust hai tumhare uppar..


Main-Don't worry about it unka trust break nahi hone dunga main..


Continued..

Mazedaar updates bhai

 

[Janu002]

Nice update

 

[Naik]

Update-269(Riya - 1)​

269


Humlog Manaar k mama ko thok k ghar pohanchey toh sabne dinner karliya tha, Meenu ne hum teeno ka dinner lagaaya and main tutt padda khaane pe..


Main-Holy shit.. Margaya tha bhooka aaj toh..Lovely food Meenu..


Ami-Agreed..


Bhai-So bhaga diya bechare ko..


Main-Hell yeah.. Apne aage ache ache ache bhagte hain bhai..


Babhi-Kal college chala jaana warna fir main bataungi..


Main-Chala jaaunga babhi aaj bola tha naa.. Dont worry..


Babhi-Good.. Ek din jaake ek maheene chutti ye nahi chalega..


Main-Ok..


Main khaana khaa he raha tha ki mera phone baja main nahi uthaata but Shruti ka tha toh maine utha liya..


Main-Ji Madam..


Shruti - Surrender kartey aadmi ko tum he maar shaktey ho keval..


Main-Kon??


Shruti - Ye jo laash hai yahaan..


Main-Aji haan surrender pistol liye tha woh.. Ghanta ka surrender..


Shruti - I know but pehle pair mein goli maari tumne fir hath mein jisase uski gun durr jaake girrri fir bhi maara tumne usse point blank headshot woh bhi..


Main-Prove kar shakti ho court mein??


Shruti - Nahi..


Main-Bus toh fir.. Or waise bhi tumhara naam thodi aaega isme mera kaam hai or mera kaam aise he hota hai..


Shruti - You are insane AP.. Why??


Main-Because i can.. Inhe pehle sochana caahiye tha ye sab, inhone he nahi socha toh main kyun sochun ab..


Shruti - You can't just do it AP..


Main-I just did.. Or tumhe sabkuch dediya tha drugs bhi suspects bhi.. Fir bhi game khel ke waapis aagayi tum..


Shruti - Maine koi game nahi khela mujhe orders mille they..


Main-Haan toh uppar waale khel gaye..


Shruti - Toh isme main kya karun..


Main-Tum kuch nahi karogi.. Main karunga sab don't worry about it..


Shruti - Stop killing people AP..


Main-Aji ghanta..


Call disconnected..


Main-Ye pata nahi kab picha chhodegi..


Mangal - Tere pyaar mein pagal lagti hai..


Main-Shut up noob.. Aise pyaar se bina pyaar acha hun main..


Mangal-Riya ko mana kardun fir??


Main-Raipta khaaega??


Babhi-Koi toh sharma raha hai.. Uff...


Main-Shut up guys..


Maine dinner finish kiya and turant apne room mein aagaya warna or troll kartey niche mujhe.. Aaj kaafi bhag doud hogayi thi toh main jaldi he sogaya and subah fir time se he uth gaya woh bhi bina alarm.. Hell yeah..


Uthke fresh hoke ready hua and niche aaya toh Sam or Ravi bhi ready they breakfast kiya humne and nikale college k liye.. Again aaj fir bhayanak dhund thi bc or itani he bhayanak thand. January mein north India ki thand gand faad deti hai bhenchod..


Main-Theek se chala bhosdk saamne dikh naa raha kuch..


Sam-Isase theek se kya chalaaun bhai 25 ki speed se chal rahi hai gaadi..


Main-Bc aisi bhi dhund hoti hai kabhi..


Sam-Wahi toh..


Khair finally humlog college pohanchey gaadi park ki he thi ki Chang ka call aagaya..


Main-Haan..


Chang - Boss chipp gaya aapka Manaar toh.. Gayab he hogaya hai..


Main-I know hoga kuch din k liye gayab.. Nayi planning k sath aaega bawligand..


Chang - Yeah..


Main-Koi na tu najar rakh uspe nahi toh Dino or Mick k business par najar rakh koi toh millega he..


Chang-Ok boss..


Call disconnected..


Saale ki gand faad di hai chippega nahi toh kya karega.. Khair maine call cut ki tabtak Sam or Ravi bahaar jaa chuke they toh main parking se bahaar aa he raha tha ki saamne se ek gaadi aai jisne mere pass aake bhayanak cut maara bhenchod gand fatt gayi thi.. Saamne waale ko gaali deta toh dekha ki driver apna Ashish bawligand tha uske alawa Ajit Sneha or Riya darling bhi they gaadi mein.. Ashish hansta hua niche uttara gaadi se..


Ashish - Bc darra nahi tu toh.. Brave haan..


Ajit - Abe Paglait darra bhi kisko raha hai AP hai woh ye sab rojj ka hai uska..


Sneha-Yeah he is AP afterall.


Ashish - True..


Main- Agar ye cut thoda idhar udhar hojaata na teri taangein tod deta main..


Ashish - Bus kya be..


Main-Haan taangein he todta bus..


Riya-Aise kon karta hai Ashu gaadi control nahi hoti toh..


Ashish - Arrey bahot durr tha yaar ye majaak kar raha hai..


Main-Yep majaak..


Ashish - Aaj akela kaise??


Main-Sam Ravi abhi gaye hain Rohit aachuka tha already..


Ashish - Aaja fir canteen he jaaraha haina??


Main-Yep..


Main unke sath chal padda canteen ki taraf..


Main-Aaj class konsi konsi hain??


Riya - First and fourth..


Main - Matlab first lagaake ghar jaa shaktey waapis..


Riya-Saal mein ek baar college aatey ho tab bhi bhaagne ki wait kar rahe ho..


Main-Toh 1.5 ghanta bichmein khaali baithke kya karun ab.. Kuch karneko bhi toh nahi hai yahaan..


Riya - Acha ji..


Main-Yep..


Ashish - By the way AP.. Uska kya hua??


Main-Kiska??


Ashish - Arrey woh kya naam tha uska jisne un 3 becharon ka murder kiya tha.. Manav??


Ajit-Manaar be..


Main-I don't know... Tujhe kaise maalum Manaar ka be?


Ashish - bus kya be.. News aati hain humaare ghar.. Woh IPS Shruti Sandhu ne kitani badi press conference karke bataya tha ki Manaar naam ka koi shaks hai jo un murders or drugs k piche hai, jiske khilaaf arrest warrant nikal chuka hai..


Main-Yeah.. I see.. Yep bataya hoga.. Press conference ki thi usne..


Ashish - Usne ye bhi bataya tha ki killer ka naam or woh drugs dhundaney mein tumhara bahot bada hath tha or ab wohlog tere sath milke Manaar ko dhund rahe hain.. Toh itana bhola matt ban.. I know tujhe sab pata hai..


Ajit - Ofcourse be isko sab pata hota hai.. But batayega nahi..


Main-Top secret hota be aise kaise batadun..


Sneha-Yep true.. Aise he thodi tumhe sab bata dega woh..


Ashish - Agree. But jo bhi ho bhai unlogon ki mother's ka interview dekh k rona aagaya ekdum bechariyon ki jindagi barbaad kardi saale ne..


Main-Yep.. I met them..


Riya-They trust you very much.. Unhone live tv pe kaha hai ki unhe keval or keval tumpe bharosa hai baaki kissi pe nahi or unhe pakka vishwaash hai ki tum unhe justice dilwaaogi..


Main-Tumlogon ko kuch jyaada he information nahi rehti aajkal??


Ashish-Ofcourse tu jiss cheej mein involve hota haina uski live updates chalti hain humaare ghar mein.. Pata nahi kisko dekhna passand hai...


Ye bolke usne Ajit se bachke Riya ki taraf ishara kiya jispe woh Sharma gayi.. Oho toh Riya ji follow kar rahi hain humein.. Mujhe bhi hansi aagayi..


Sneha-Jokes apart AP unki families ko bahot trust hai tumhare uppar..


Main-Don't worry about it unka trust break nahi hone dunga main..


Continued..

Tow Shruti ne Thoda bahot credit dia AP ko bhi press conference m
Itna tow dimag h uske paas bhi
Tow yeh saare bande news fallow kerte h AP ki khaas ker Riya sahi h bhai
Behtareen shaandar update

 

[Naik]

Update-270(Riya-2)​

270


Main Riya wagairaah k sath canteen aaya toh class suru hone mein bus 5 minutes thi issliye turant guffa mein aake cigarette peeke humlog class ki taraf nikal gaye Baaki sab already jaa chuke they class mein.. Class Nicki mam ki thi, jo already class mein aachuki thi..


Nicki - Arrey rey aajkal bada class aaya jaa raha hai.. Baarish karwaaega kya..


Main - I am a sincere student now mam..


Nicki - Oho ho ho.. Toh sincere student ki books, notebooks kahaan hain?? Woh chhodo pen?? Pen toh hoga atleast..


Main- Unsabki jarurat ye sab basic students ko padti hai Madam mera mind he meri book and pen hai or kuch nahi caahiye mujhe..


Nicki - I know tu hawa bana raha hai but technically ye sach bhi hai.. Aajao andar..


Humlog andar aaye, ab mera plan tha again Riya k sath baithke uske sath time pass karne ka but aaj Riya bench k corner pe naa baithke bichmein baithi thi. Ofcourse mujhse bachne k liye otherwise woh corner pe he baithati hai..Mujhe ghurta dekh woh samjh gayi ki mera plan wahi tha or woh bach gayi issliye usne jibbh nikaali meri taraf jispe maine ishare se kaha koi baat nahi dekhlunga..


Nicki - Baithoge sir yaa khade he rahoge??


Main-Ji bilkul mam..


Ye bolke main piche aaya and Sam and Ravi k sath baitha..


Sam-Katt gaya aajtoh tera..


Main-Shut up bitch.. Badla toh liya jaaega..


Maine Riya ko message kiya ki "Koi baat nahi hojao durr hojaao dekhlunga" Riya class mein phone dekhne waali thi nahi so maine dhyaan class mein diya and actually thoda bahot gyaan liya aaj.. And finally class over hui ab 2 class thi nahi toh humara plan tha cigarettes peeke then ek coffee peeke ghar jaane ka.. Issliye humlog sabse pehle class se nikale and turant guffa mein pohanchey.. Rohit ki still class chaalu thi so hum 3 he they. Cigarette jalaa lee gayi.. And then finally Riya ka return message aaya..


Riya - "Mujhe pata tha tumhara shaitan dimag kahaan hai...i came prepared"


Iska reply maine turant kiya..


Main-"Koi na koi na dekh lunga lelo maje"


Riya-"Tum study nahi karne detey toh kya karti"


Main-"Han ofcourse study jyaada important hai"


Riya-"Ab Munh na fulao"


Main-"Main nahi fula raha I'm fine"


Riya-"Tumhare messages k through dikh raha hai muje tumhara fula hua munh"


Main-"Toh fula rehne do tumhe kya karna hai"


Riya-"Kahaan ho??"


Main-"Ghar gaya"


Riya-"Arrey aise kaise itana jaldi bina bye bole"


Main-"Toh or kya karta main tumhare liye college aaya tha tum durr bhag rahi ho toh kya karun ab"


Riya-"Tum mere liye college aaye they"


Main-"Toh or kya main maheene mein ek din padhne aaunga bolo.. But koi naa yahi sahi"


Riya-"Acha baba sorry kal baith jaana mere sath bus??"


Main-"Nope. Tumhari padhai disturb nahi karni mujhe.."


Riya-"AP.. Stop it.. You know mera kya matlab tha"


Main-"Haan haan sab samjh gaya main"


Riya-"AP stop.. Gussa bandh karo.."


Main-Ok..


Riya - Juthe.. Tumhare cabin ka door khulla hai yahin ho tum..


Main-Yeah..


Riya - Toh juth kyun bolrahe they??


Main-toh kya karta..


Riya-Sach boltey obviously..


Main-Nahi..


Riya-Gussa matt karo.. Kal baith jaana..


Main-Nahi.. Abhi baithana hai..


Riya-Ok aajao..


Main-Pakka..??


Riya-Yeah..


Main-Dekhlena fir main firse suru karunga .. Itana trust??


Riya-Ofcourse I trust you AP.. Mujhe pata hai tum kabhi koi galat fayda nahi uthaoge mera.. These are all just fun and banter i know..


Main-Ok aaraha hun toh fir.. Kuch nahi karunga... Baith toh jaaun na??


Riya-Tumhe puchne ki jarurat nahi hai AP, you are always welcome.. Jaldi aao maine seat rouki hai koi or baith jaaega..


Maine phone daala jeb mein..


Main-Aao be coffee peeke ghar chaltey hain..


Sam-Yahin le aaega Laxman..


Main-Na bahaar pee lenge aaja..


Main turant bahaar aaya or seedha jaake Riya k table pe gaya usne apna bag rakha hua tha apne bagal waali chair pe mujhe aata dekh usne bag hata liya and main baitha uske bagal waali chair pe.. Uske alawa uss table pe Sneha, Mouni, Lucky Ashish Ajit Abhi wagairaah bhi baithe they.. Sam or Ravi bhi wahin aagaye..


Sam-Laxman 3 special beta..


Main--Haan toh guys and girls kya chal raha hai???


Abhi-Kuch nahi yaar..


Main-Arrey rey president sahaab itane bore kaise hogaye..


Abhi-Bore tera woh president banadeta hai yaar.. Befaltu hawa banata rehta hai.. Tu college aata raha kar yaar please kyunki tere aane se woh gayab ho jaata hai..


Lucky - Yeah true.. Parson tu aaya tha tab gayab hogaya tha kal firse aake bakchodi kar raha tha aaj subah aaya tha but tere aane k baadse fir gayab hogaya dusare departments mein bhag jaata hai tere aatey he fir wahaan hawa banata hai..


Main-Aisa hai kya??


Lucky - Yeah terese fatt ti hai uski..


Ashish - Isase sabki fatt ti hai..


Abhi-True.. But still tu aaya kar bhai..


Main-Koshish toh puri rehti hai bhai.. But time nahi milta...


Abhi - Yeah yeah i can understand.. Time se yaad aaya tu woh tv waala case solve kar raha tha na??


Main-TV waala..


Abhi-Arrey jo news pe repeat mein chal raha hai jo.. 3 murders...


Lucky - Sector 12 waala..


Ashish - Arrey woh Manaar waala jiska jikar kar rahe they humlog subah..


Main-Yeah.. Chal raha hai..


Lucky - Usko chhodana nahi be.. Ghatiya aadmi..


Abhi - Yeah kill him..


Lucky - Yeah...Maardey.. Uske sath sath ye president ko bhi maardey..


Main- Bakchod Serial killer thodi hun main...


Lucky - Majaak kar raha.. Manaar ko toh maar he dena.. Aise ghatiya logon ki koi jarurat nahi hai yahan.


Main-Aise he thodi maardun bhai usko..


Sneha - Yeah sahi keh raha hai AP.. harr baar maarna jaruri nahi hota Law hai court hai woh sambhaal lenge tum bus pakkad lo usko..


Riya-Yeah.. Exactly.. Kanoon ko saja dene dena usko..


Aji haan... Lund..


Continued..

AP or Riya ki conversation badi lagi
Badhiya mazedaar update