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Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Khair main planning kartey-2 raatko late soya kaafi late actually or College jaane ka plan main drop kar chuka tha kyunki late soya toh late uthana tha mujhe. Almost raat 2:30 baje k pass soya tha main family group mein ye message karke ki mujhe jagaaya naa jaaye subah thankyou. Lekin pata nahi bhenchod kiski gand mein khujli hui jo Subah subah mera phone bajta he raha bajta he raha finally maine dekha toh new number tha maine uthaya..Toh saamne se ek aadmi ki awaaj aai..


Aadmi-Good morning sir..


Main-Kon haibe..


Aadmi-Sir main Lux Cars se Abhay bol raha hun sir aapki car aachuki hai, aap address thoda clear karwadijiye toh main abhi bhejdeta hun sir..


Main-Bc subah 6:30 baje konsi car aati haibe..


Aadmi-Sorry sir aapne Asap bola tha you even paid extra for early deliver so jitana jaldi ho shake utana kiya sir..


Main-Ok. Okk..


Maine usko address samjhaaya haweli ka woh sehar mein he they toh 5-10 minutes mein aajaane waale they bhenchod nind bhayanak aarahi thi literally bhayanak bhenchod aankhein dard kar rahi thi bc bolo, but ab gift aagaya tha toh Mangal or Meenu ko de he deta hun fir chain se sojaaunga or seedha raatko uthunga.. Fuck yeah..


Main utha fresh hua and niche aaya toh Sam Mangal Meenu Babhi Ravi and Bhai breakfast kar rahe they..


Babhi-Ye kya dekh rahi hun main?? Sahaabjaade itani jaldi uthgaye?? Raatko 2:30 baje message karke bolta hai bilkul naa uthaao or khud uthgaya..


Main-Yeah jaruri kaam tha bahot..


Babhi-Aisa kya kaam tha??


Main-5 minutes mein pata chal jaaega..


Mangal-Mera gift hai kya??


Main-First of all tera nahi tera or Meenu dono ka you selfish prick..


Mangal-Hell yeah.. Dikha dikha...


Mangal breakfast chhodke uth gaya..


Main-Rukkja be Paglait.. Aane dey main naa kahun usase pehle bahaar matt aajaiyo warna waapis bhejdunga gift..


Babhi-Finally yaad aa he gaya gift tujhe..


Main-Arey yaad toh kabse hai babhi itane din lage hain aane mein abroad se aaya hai..


Babhi-Acha??


Main-Or nahi toh kya..


Bhai-Woh chhod tu subah 2:30 baje takk kya kar raha tha jo soya nahi..


Babhi-Movie dekh raha hoga..


Main-Lo karlo baat idhar marrne ko time nahi babhi aap movie ki baat kar rahe ho..


Babhi - Subah subah marrne maarne ki baatein matt kiya kar kamakal..


Main-Toh or kya bolun, jutha iljaam laga rahe aap..


Babhi-Toh or kya kar raha tha..


Main-Planning babhi..


Babhi-Oh nice.. So ab uthgaya hai toh gift deke college chala jaana..


Main-Arrey hell naa.. Mujhe aarahi nind woh bhi bhayanak main naa jaa raha kahin.. Meri aankhein dard kar rahi kasam se.. Main gift deke waapis bed pe jaaunga fuck all that..


Babhi-Nice. Ek din college jaake ab maheene takk nahi jaaega.


Main-Arey kal chala jaaunga babhi..


Babhi-Jutha..


Main-Gift aagaya tu yahin baith Sam uthne naa diyo isko..


Sam-Ok boss..


Babhi-Tujhe pata hai kya hai??


Sam-Ofcourse maine he final karwaya tha..


Babhi-Oh really..


Main-That is True..


Main bahaar aaya Shyaam kaka ko gate kholne ka boldiya tha maine so gate khulla and ek bahot bada truck andar enter hua and uske piche piche ek gaadi aai jisme se ek aadmi uttar ke mere pass aaya ye tha Abhay..


Abhay-Good morning again sir.. Kahaan utaarni hai sir??


Main-Yahin utaardey baaki kahin truck jaaega toh lawn kharaab hoga or mera munh fod denge gharwaale..


Abhay-Hahha.. Ok sir.. Pehle toh ye documents sambhaaliye aap...


Maine documents liye..


Main-Sun chaalu kiye bina utarna if possible kyunki surprise hai.. Chaalu karega toh iski awaaj se pure gaon ko pata chal jaaega..


Abhay-Don't worry sir ye truck ussi purpose k liye hai isme automatic belt hoti hai utaarne k liye..


Main-Awesome..


Ab kareeb 10 minutes ki masakat k baad gaadi uttari truck se toh ye thi Porsche 911 Turbo S bhenchod maal gaadi thi all black.. Imported 4 crore ki gaadi mujhe 5.5 mein paddi but it was worth it kya lag rahi thi bhenchod gaadi ekdum makhan.. Fucking hell kya cheej hai bc Mann kar raha tha rakh lun Mangal ko padda rehne do but waise bhi kuch din baad Mangal ka dil bhar jaaega toh kyun usko rulaya usse he dedeta hun.. Kya cheej hai bc..


Khair woh truck and baaki chale gaye or main baitha gaadi mein and Mangal ko call kiya..


Mangal-Aajaun??


Main-Yep..


Ye bolke maine gaadi start ki bhenchod kya sound thi ekdum rocket ship k maafik.. Start kartey he gaadi maine seedhi doudaa di gate ki taraf and jaise he Mangal Meenu Bhai babhi Ravi and Sam bahaar nikale maine maari break ekdum bhayanak skid kartey hue gaadi rukki unke saamne thoda lawn kharaab hua but it was worth it.. Udhar bc Mangal or Meenu ki aankhein khulli ki khulli reh gayi gaadi dekh k... Yahi toh caahiye tha.


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Bhai sahab yeh soch ker soye the mast dopher tak Uthe ge lekin gift ki delivery ke phone aaker neend ki saari maaa bahen ker Dali
Zabardast gaadi mil Rahi h Mangal or Meena ko khush ho gaye dono
Bhai gift hi aisa
 
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Mangal bc aankhein faade faade ghurr raha tha gaadi ko shakal se he saaf tha ki he loved it..


Main-Bus be ghurrta he rahega yaa andar bhi aaega..Aao Meenu.. Babhi aap bhi aao..Pehli test drive main lunga..


Meenu or babhi ko piche shift kiya and Mangal bhaagke aage baitha turant and aatey he mujhe hug kiya usne..


Mangal-Kya cheej haibe ye fucking hell it looks like a monster..


Main-Rocket ship haibe rocket ship yahaan toh available bhi nahi thi bahaar se delivery karwaai hai..


Mangal-Sachi kya cheej hai bhai i love it..


Main-Top speed 330 Kilometres Per hour.. 0-100 in less than 3 seconds samjha yaani start ki and seedha 100 insanely fast..


Mangal-Holy shit..


Main-3745 CC ka engine. 6 cylinders. Twin turbo flat-6 engine.. 8 gears, paddle shift and sports mode for insane power.. Then turbocharged.. Bhai ye gaadi nahi hai bullet train hai bullet train.. This shit is insane..


Mangal - Insane se bhi jyaada bhai.. I love it AP.. I love you.. Sachi tujh jaisa gift or koi nahi de shakta..


Main-Worth the wait tha na?


Mangal-Oh totally worth totally.. I fucking love this car..


Main-Meenu kya bolti??


Meenu-Awesome..This is outstanding..


Main-Maanti hai ki nahi??


Meenu-Main toh pehle se he maanti hun baba..


Main-Hell yeah.. Babhi aap kya bolte??


Babhi-Speechless.. Kitani cute hai yaar choti c.. Or 4 bandey baithtey hain iske andar?? Bahaar se toh lagta hai 2 bhi kahaan baithenge but kitana comfortable hai andar..


Main-Yep.. Its a perfect piece of art..


Mangal - Or sound suno.. Maano jet mein baithtey hain..


Main-Exactly.. Ye cheej he alag hai..


Mangal - Laa chalaane dey naa bhai please..


Main-Pehle main chalaaunga tu toh fir chalaata he rahega..


Mangal-Ok ok... By the way kitane ki paddi??


Main-4 + 1.5 crore uppar..


Mangal-Holy fucking shittttt.


Babhi-Ye 5.5 crore ki gaadi hai? What the hell AP..


Main-Or nahi toh kya babhi...


Babhi-No seriously AP itani mehangi gaadi kon leta hai?


Main - Main leta hun naa babhi..


Babhi - Raipta naa khaa lena mujhse..


Main-Chill babhi..


Babhi-Chill?? 5.5 crore ki gaadi leke aaya hai tu don't tell me to chill.. Saadhe 5 crore AP.. This is insane.


Main-Insane nahi hai babhi investment hai ye, samjhe aap.. Isko chalaake bhi bechenge naa toh bhi 6crore ki jaaegi itani rare gaadi hai toh in the end profit he hua naa..


Babhi-Shut up.. Harr gaadi laake yahi boltey ho tumlog ki bechenge toh profit hoga lekin aajtak iss gharse ek gaadi bhi nahi bechi gayi hai uppar se nayi or aajaarahi hain.. Garage mein literally 100 gaadiyan khaddi hain AP.. Kuch or gift nahi de shakta tha..


Main-Nope.. Chinta matt karo.. Aap kaske baitho hum uddne waale hain..


Babhi-Topic change matt kar..


Main-3...2...1...


Babhi - Tej nahi chalaana..


Main-I can't wait to drive it outside..Chalo expressway takk chalenge...


Ye bolke maine gaadi modi and bahaar nikaali.. Bc kya pickup tha gaadi kaa..


Mangal - This shit is insane bhai..


Main-Ye toh kuch nahi road aane dey ek baar gaon se nikal jaaein i can't wait to drive this shit..


Humlog gaon se nikalne lage sachmuch gajab cheej thi bc dhool udaati hui jaa rahi thi.. Wait naa horaha tha expressway aane kaa wahaan doudaaunga isko insanely..


Lekin unfortunately gaon se nikalne se pehle mera phone baja jo Anjali darling ka tha..


Main-Haan Darling..


Anjali-Boss we have an issue aana padega..


Main-Kya hua??


Anjali-Sector 12 mein 3 ladko ka brutal murder hua hai..


Main-Ok so mujhe kyun aana padega??


Anjali-Kyunki drugs involved hai. Drug users they yelog and drugs mille hain inke pass and i repeat brutally murder hua hai.. Bahot jyaada brutally most probably Dino ya Mick ka he kaam hai..


Main-Really?? Abhi aaya 10 minutes mein..


Anjali-Aajaao ek surprise bhi hai..


Main-Coming..


Call disconnected..


Main-Bc aaj kismat he kharaab hai gaadi chalaana bhi nahi hai kismat mein..


Mangal-Kya hua??


Main-Murder...3 to be exact.. Dino and Mick involved hain shayad.. So jaana padega asap..


Mangal-Main bhi chalun..


Main-Naa tu enjoy kar i got this..


Mangal-Humein utaardey seedha nikal jaa..


Main-Naa drop he kardunga tumhe ghar dusari gaadi lejaaunga murder scene pe nayi gaadi leke jaaunga toh media ijjat utaardega..


Main turant waapis ghar aaya Babhi ki audi mein baitha..


Main-Babhi Abeer or Ami ko asap bhejna toh..


Babhi-Ok betu...


Main turant nikala ghar se bhenchod aaj he sab hona tha.. Ek toh nind itani bhayanak aarahi hai aankhein naa khol paaraha theek se uppar se bhenchod shardi itani hai ki gaadi se uttartey he tatte takk jam jaaein and iss mosam mein bata kya murder karna apne kambal mein kyun naa ghusse rehte log bhenchod.. Fucking hell.. Or uppar se surprise kya hai bhenchod ye naa pata.. Gand maarlo meri. Lawde ka surprise ye pata karo ab kya hai surprise..


Lekin surprise k liye mujhe jyaada wait nahi karna pada kyunki main jaise he crime scene pe pohancha mera surprise mere saamne tha.. Saamne khaddi thi Shruti Sandhu or uski team.. Yaad haina?? NCB waale maadarchod.. Fucking hell ek or musibat ye kya gand marwa rahi hai ab yahaan. But ofcourse drugs involved hain toh ye toh aaenge he maadarchod . Bhenchod gand maarlo meri.. Fucking hell..


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Kaha jaa rehe the 5.5 caror ki gaadi ki test drive Lene or beech Anjali ka phone aaker sab Maza kirkia ker dia ooper se 3 murder ki news de Dali
Or bhai sahab jab waha pohche tow ek bahota bada surprise Mila Shruti Sandhu ki shakal m
Ab dekhte isbar yeh kitna AP ke kaam m tang adati h
Or kisne maar dia in teeno ko kia Dino or Mike n ya fir koyi or
Baherhal dekhte h aage kia hota h
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Main crime scene par pohancha toh mere saamne he Shruti khaddi thi and sathmein uske baaki agents wohlog investigation kar rahe they. Main media se bachne k liye thoda piche gaadi khaddi karke chippta hua aage aaya. Shruti Anjali se baat kar rahi thi and main unke piche aaya..


Shruti - Come on Anjali bahot time hogaya hai bodies ko move karwao ab media waale kitane sawal kar rahe hain..


Anjali-Wait a little bit AP aa he raha hai just..


Shruti - Toh woh hospital mein dekhlega na bodies..


Anjali-Nahi he prefers to see the crime scene as it is..


Shruti - Oh come on ek aadmi k liye tum yun laashein paddi nahi rehne dogi.. Aisa kya bata dega woh..


Anjali-Khud puch lo...


Main-Good Morning guys..


Maine unke saamne aatey hue kaha.


Shruti - Oh look who it is.. Finally.. Thankyou time nikaalne k liye..


Main-No worries..


Shruti - Tumhari wajah se ye laashein yahaan paddi hain..


Main - Woh toh raat se paddi hain 10 minutes mein or kya hojaaega. They are dead sardi thodi lagegi unko.. They don't give a fuck..


Shruti - You don't respect nobody right..


Main-Mostly nope..Arrey don't hate me yaar itani bhi kya naraajagi tumhaare 2 agents ki jaan bachaai hai maine..


Shruti - Yeah apne benefits k liye and in return hum sabko nokari se nikalwa diya tha tumne almost or nokari se nikalte he hum sab maare he jaatey..


Main-Nikale toh nahi naa?? Bus toh kya dikkat hai.


Shruti - Woh maine bachaaya usme tumhara kya tha.. You fucked us over.. Tumhe bus apne tasks se matlab hai baaki tumhe kissi se koi matlab nahi hai you just want to kill people..


Main-True.. Dono baatein true.. Matlab hate jaaega nahi.. Chalo jo bhi hai.


Shruti - Get to work main bhi toh dekhun aisa kya karloge tum..


Main-Sabkuch..


Main Anjali k sath dead bodies k pass aaya.. 3 bandey they age rahi hogi teeno ki 25-28 k bich young he they kapdo se thode gareeb pariwar k he lag rahe they.. So teeno ko chaaku se maara gaya tha woh bhi buri tarah teeno ko he almost 10 + baar chaaku daaga gaya tha woh bhi pait mein and then chaaku se galla kaata gaya tha bhayanak mout marre they yelog..


Main-Ye Shruti yahaan kaise ??


Anjali-Teeno he druggie they boss uppar se drugs mille hain teeno k pass..


Main-Kitane..


Anjali - Jyaada nahi khud letey they sellers nahi they.. Apne liye he rakhe hue they. Pure cocaine..


Main-So ab?


Anjali - Ab killers ko humein dhundana hai or humaare sath kaam karenge yelog, so drugs k source ko ye dhundenge.


Main-Bc drug ka source he killer hai...


Anjali - Ye pata hai inhe issiliye toh humaare sath holiye case solve hotey he humaara killer bhi lejaaengi or media hype bhi..


Main-Killer jinda bachega tab naa lengi.


Shruti - So kya bolta hai tumhara AP Anjali ji..


Main-Bahot kuch.. But tum batao pehle.. Tumhe kya lagta hai kya hua hoga??


Shruti - Acha?? Hahaha.. Fir humaara copy karoge saara..


Main-I promise tum jo bataaogi usase alag he bataaunga main..


Shruti - Really??


Main-Yeah because tum jo bataaogi woh hua nahi hoga or main jo bataaunga woh hua hoga yaani different stories..


Shruti - Hahaha. Ok..Overconfident.. So ye teeno obviously drug users they obviously drugs lene he aaye they apne dealer se paise honge nahi so dealer se jhagda hua inka or dealers ne inko yahin maardiya... Saamne waale 4-5 rahe honge...


Main-Hmm.. Nice theory..


Shruti - Yahi sach hai..


Main-Nope.. Ye hai jo tumhe lagta hai hua hoga but ye sach nahi hai come on aao main seekhata hun tumlogon ko..


Maine Anjali and team and Shruti and team ko sathmein liya and aage aaya aaj unhe bahot important lesson sikhane waala tha main..


Main-First of all yelog drug users nahi they. Not at all.. Inmein se ye bich waala cigarette peeta hoga but that's about it.. Yelog drug addicts nahi they..


Shruti - Hahaha..Nice joke inke pass cocaine milli uska kya.. Then inke fingers pe bhi cocaine k residue mille hain.. And i am sure medical reports mein bhi inke blood mein drugs saamne aaenge..


Main-Oh yeah totally aaega medical mein drugs but woh issliye kyunki inhe forcefully khilaaya gaye hain drugs taaki tum jaise log sochein ye drug addicts they.. But asal mein they nahi yelog..


Shruti - Thats a lie..


Main-Ok.. So tumne kaha inke pass paise nahi honge jisase dealer ki ladaai hui inse and inhe maardiya hoga.. Agar drugs lene k paise nahi they inke pass toh in teeno k pass drugs kahaan se aaye?? Ofcourse inke uppar plant kiya gaya tha woh sab taaki tumlog ko gumrah kar shakein.. Come on common sense Shruti..


Ye sunke unke dimag ki batti jalli..


Main-Yeah i know I'm smart aise ghurro matt.. Harr crime scene k 3 angles hotey hain first jo tum socho ki yahaan kya hua hai.. Then second jo criminal humein dikhaana caahe ki yahaan kya hua hai.. And third one ki real mein yahaan kya hua.. Waise toh ye teeno he angles sach lagtey hain but real mein sach third angle he hota hai samjhe.. Issliye humesha ye Maan k chalo ki tum jo soch rahe ho woh yaa toh galat hai yaa fir criminal caahta hai ki tum woh socho aisa karne se humesha ek naya angle nikalke aaega or woh hota hai "SACH". Ab main thehra bahot jyaada smart aadmi main pehle 2 angles mein time he waste naa karta i come straight to the truth..


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Shruti - Ok Mr smartass maana drugs plant hue hain inke uppar but tum itane sure kaise ho ki yelog drugs letey nahi they..


Main-Kyunki ek addict ko main shakal dekhtey he pehchaan leta hun fir woh caahe marra hua he kyun na ho.. I am good at this, even I'm the best..


Shruti - Kaise??


Main-Kyunki mere pass drugs mein saikdon PHDs hain. Tumlogon ne itane drugs pakkade nahi honge jitane main lechuka hun..


Anjali-Good one boss..


Main-Just kidding.. So ab aati hai baat killers ki tumne kaha unhe yahaan maara gaya tha right??


Shruti - Yeah..


Main-Ye indeed sach hai.. But inlog ko pakkada nahi tha yahaan actually ye teeno bhag rahe they unse bachke or wohlog inke piche they and yahaan aake unhone inteeno ko gherr liya..Kuch log inke saamne se aagaye kuch idhar se and piche inke they he log toh Yelog trap hogaye yahaan and then inhe maardiya gaya.. Then tumne kaha saamne waale 4-5 honge.. Jo galat hai..


Shruti - Nope sach hai mitti mein footprints humein 8 he mille hain..3 ye.. 5 killers..


Main-Yeah woh issliye kyunki baaki criminals wahaan baithe hue they woh chabutare pe.. Wahan chabutare par cigarettes bujhaa rakhi hai kissi ne jo recent hain 4-5 log they peene waale but koi cigarette buds nahi hai yaani woh buds apne sath legaye taaki dna naa rahe scene pe.. Toh total log almost 15 they..


Ab woh Shruti ka chamcha bola..


Nilesh- Ye humein gumrah karne k liye ye sab bolraha hai mam..


Main-Arrey scooby Dooby, CID CID thodi khel raha hun main yahaan maanana hai toh maano warna fuck off khudki theories banao. Tumhari madam ji toh maan chuki hai shakal se he lag rha hai mujhe..


Shruti - Yeah your theory does make sense..


Main-Yeah because it's the truth..


Shruti - So ab bodies ko bhijwadein hospital??


Main-Rukko thoda bodies k hospital pohanchaney se pehle toh main case solve kardunga..


Shruti - So ab humein 15+ killers ko dhundana hai.. Or saboot k naam pe humaare pass kuch bhi nahi hai kyunki yahaan durr - 2 takk koi cctv camera nahi hai.Or tum solve karoge.. Kaise??


Main-Firse galati.. Samjhtey nahi ho madam aap.. Saboot tumhare samne hai..


Shruti - Kya??


Main-Kahaan se dikhega saboot jab sabse jaruri sawaal toh pucha nahi aapne..


Shruti - Konsa??


Main-Yahi ki yelog bhag kyun rahe they unse..


Shruti - Oh haan. Actually..


Main-Dhyaan diya karo aise he solve nahi hotey cases.. Yaa mere sath raha karo thoda, main personally training dedunga aapko.. Free of charge only for you.. Kya bolte??


Shruti - Kyun bhag rahe they wohlog??


Main - Well first things first ye un killers ko jaante takk nahi they obviously inke kapde cheekh cheekh k inke bahot jyaada gareeb hone ki gawaahi derahe hain toh inka level nahi tha unko jaananey ka so ye reason nahi hoga.. Then aatey hain second reason pe.. Possible hau ki inhone unki koi deals sun lee ho chippke.. Samjhe?? Filmy type samjhe?? inhone chipp chipp k unki baatein sun lee hon bahot important baatein jis wajah se inko maara unhone.. But woh bhi possible nahi hai kyunki jahaan takk main iss area ko jaanta hun yahaan aas pass aisi koi sunsaan jagah nahi hai jahaan drug dealers apni deals kar shakein NONE .. Toh ye reason bhi nahi ho shakta.. Then baat wahi aajaati hai ki inhe maara kyun gaya fir.. Aisa kya he hogaya.. Ekmaatar option bachta hai.. So inhone kuch dekh liya unhe yahaan se samaan laatey hue yaa lejaate hue and samaan se mera matlab hai Drugs ya weapons but most probably drugs.. So ye bechare raatko nikale honge mouj masti karne achanak inhone kuch suspicious dekha hotey hue ab young khoon curious hota hai toh ofcourse inhone dekha or dekhtey hue pakkade gaye and then fir inka picha hua and inhe maardiya gaya.. So humein yahaan aas pass Right side or seedha wahaan ye dekhna hai ki kahaan drugs store kiye jaa shaktey hain kyunki ye teeno udhar se he bhage aaye they.. And bam humaare killers bhi wahin se milna suru honge..


Shruti - Ok Mr smartass maanletey hain yahi hua hoga ..But Wohlog drugs leke nikal gaye honge abtak baithtey thodi honge yahaan..


Main-Nope firse galat... Agar wohlog ko drugs leke nikalna he hota toh inka picha kyun kartey bhalla then inko aisa buri tarah maarne kaa risk kyun letey woh turant nikal jaate samaan leke raatko he ye teen kuch nahi kar paatey.. Main batata hun kyunki wohlog drugs kahin or leja nahi shaktey and unhe apne plan par pura bharosa hai ki humlog ye solve nahi kar paaenge but unhe ye nahi pata tha ki AP kon hai.. Issliye unhone inhe maara or aisa dikhaya ki sabko lage ye bus drug addicts they or kissi dealer ne maardiya and game over.. Unhe laga woh safe hain unhe laga ki unka plan kaaam karega woh overconfident they.. Issliye I'm sure unhone drugs kahin or nahi shift kiye hain.. So ab tumlog sab alag alag teams mein divide hojaao and search karo pura area uss taraf ka.. Jaldi jaao..


Shruti - Ok or tum kya karoge iss bich??


Main-Well main or meri Pooja darling wahaan saamne bane coffee shop mein baithke coffee peenge..


Shruti - Yahaan 3 log marr gaye hain or tumhe coffee peeni hai..


Main-Ofcourse peeni hai 4 ghantey soya hun main total aankhein dekhrahi ho meri?? Maano cocaine lee ho maine toh coffee jaruri hai or waise bhi mera kaam itana he hota hai otherwise tumlog abhi bhi apni bakwass theory ko chase kar rahe hotey or waise bhi main bahot jyaada popular hun, aise galiyon mein nahi ghum shakta...I Am too important for this shit..


Shruti - You make me sick..


Main-Get used to it baby..


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