Naik
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Bhai sahab yeh soch ker soye the mast dopher tak Uthe ge lekin gift ki delivery ke phone aaker neend ki saari maaa bahen ker DaliUpdate-254(The Gift) 254
Khair main planning kartey-2 raatko late soya kaafi late actually or College jaane ka plan main drop kar chuka tha kyunki late soya toh late uthana tha mujhe. Almost raat 2:30 baje k pass soya tha main family group mein ye message karke ki mujhe jagaaya naa jaaye subah thankyou. Lekin pata nahi bhenchod kiski gand mein khujli hui jo Subah subah mera phone bajta he raha bajta he raha finally maine dekha toh new number tha maine uthaya..Toh saamne se ek aadmi ki awaaj aai..
Aadmi-Good morning sir..
Main-Kon haibe..
Aadmi-Sir main Lux Cars se Abhay bol raha hun sir aapki car aachuki hai, aap address thoda clear karwadijiye toh main abhi bhejdeta hun sir..
Main-Bc subah 6:30 baje konsi car aati haibe..
Aadmi-Sorry sir aapne Asap bola tha you even paid extra for early deliver so jitana jaldi ho shake utana kiya sir..
Main-Ok. Okk..
Maine usko address samjhaaya haweli ka woh sehar mein he they toh 5-10 minutes mein aajaane waale they bhenchod nind bhayanak aarahi thi literally bhayanak bhenchod aankhein dard kar rahi thi bc bolo, but ab gift aagaya tha toh Mangal or Meenu ko de he deta hun fir chain se sojaaunga or seedha raatko uthunga.. Fuck yeah..
Main utha fresh hua and niche aaya toh Sam Mangal Meenu Babhi Ravi and Bhai breakfast kar rahe they..
Babhi-Ye kya dekh rahi hun main?? Sahaabjaade itani jaldi uthgaye?? Raatko 2:30 baje message karke bolta hai bilkul naa uthaao or khud uthgaya..
Main-Yeah jaruri kaam tha bahot..
Babhi-Aisa kya kaam tha??
Main-5 minutes mein pata chal jaaega..
Mangal-Mera gift hai kya??
Main-First of all tera nahi tera or Meenu dono ka you selfish prick..
Mangal-Hell yeah.. Dikha dikha...
Mangal breakfast chhodke uth gaya..
Main-Rukkja be Paglait.. Aane dey main naa kahun usase pehle bahaar matt aajaiyo warna waapis bhejdunga gift..
Babhi-Finally yaad aa he gaya gift tujhe..
Main-Arey yaad toh kabse hai babhi itane din lage hain aane mein abroad se aaya hai..
Babhi-Acha??
Main-Or nahi toh kya..
Bhai-Woh chhod tu subah 2:30 baje takk kya kar raha tha jo soya nahi..
Babhi-Movie dekh raha hoga..
Main-Lo karlo baat idhar marrne ko time nahi babhi aap movie ki baat kar rahe ho..
Babhi - Subah subah marrne maarne ki baatein matt kiya kar kamakal..
Main-Toh or kya bolun, jutha iljaam laga rahe aap..
Babhi-Toh or kya kar raha tha..
Main-Planning babhi..
Babhi-Oh nice.. So ab uthgaya hai toh gift deke college chala jaana..
Main-Arrey hell naa.. Mujhe aarahi nind woh bhi bhayanak main naa jaa raha kahin.. Meri aankhein dard kar rahi kasam se.. Main gift deke waapis bed pe jaaunga fuck all that..
Babhi-Nice. Ek din college jaake ab maheene takk nahi jaaega.
Main-Arey kal chala jaaunga babhi..
Babhi-Jutha..
Main-Gift aagaya tu yahin baith Sam uthne naa diyo isko..
Sam-Ok boss..
Babhi-Tujhe pata hai kya hai??
Sam-Ofcourse maine he final karwaya tha..
Babhi-Oh really..
Main-That is True..
Main bahaar aaya Shyaam kaka ko gate kholne ka boldiya tha maine so gate khulla and ek bahot bada truck andar enter hua and uske piche piche ek gaadi aai jisme se ek aadmi uttar ke mere pass aaya ye tha Abhay..
Abhay-Good morning again sir.. Kahaan utaarni hai sir??
Main-Yahin utaardey baaki kahin truck jaaega toh lawn kharaab hoga or mera munh fod denge gharwaale..
Abhay-Hahha.. Ok sir.. Pehle toh ye documents sambhaaliye aap...
Maine documents liye..
Main-Sun chaalu kiye bina utarna if possible kyunki surprise hai.. Chaalu karega toh iski awaaj se pure gaon ko pata chal jaaega..
Abhay-Don't worry sir ye truck ussi purpose k liye hai isme automatic belt hoti hai utaarne k liye..
Main-Awesome..
Ab kareeb 10 minutes ki masakat k baad gaadi uttari truck se toh ye thi Porsche 911 Turbo S bhenchod maal gaadi thi all black.. Imported 4 crore ki gaadi mujhe 5.5 mein paddi but it was worth it kya lag rahi thi bhenchod gaadi ekdum makhan.. Fucking hell kya cheej hai bc Mann kar raha tha rakh lun Mangal ko padda rehne do but waise bhi kuch din baad Mangal ka dil bhar jaaega toh kyun usko rulaya usse he dedeta hun.. Kya cheej hai bc..
Khair woh truck and baaki chale gaye or main baitha gaadi mein and Mangal ko call kiya..
Mangal-Aajaun??
Main-Yep..
Ye bolke maine gaadi start ki bhenchod kya sound thi ekdum rocket ship k maafik.. Start kartey he gaadi maine seedhi doudaa di gate ki taraf and jaise he Mangal Meenu Bhai babhi Ravi and Sam bahaar nikale maine maari break ekdum bhayanak skid kartey hue gaadi rukki unke saamne thoda lawn kharaab hua but it was worth it.. Udhar bc Mangal or Meenu ki aankhein khulli ki khulli reh gayi gaadi dekh k... Yahi toh caahiye tha.
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Zabardast gaadi mil Rahi h Mangal or Meena ko khush ho gaye dono
Bhai gift hi aisa
