Update-204(I'm Back.... Finally)
Meri aankh khulli bhayanak pain k sath, meri body ka almost harr hissa dard kar raha tha mera sirr bhayanak pain k sath sath buri tarah ghum raha tha or currently mujhe kissi ne uthaya hua tha..
Randy-You good??
Main-. Y. Y. Yeaah..
Randy-Gaadi aagayi bus.. Hang on..
Randy or Chang ne mujhe gaadi mein baithaya.. I don't know abhi kya hua, mujhe 1% bhi idea nahi kya hua tha, but jo important tha woh ye tha ki MOD jaa chuka tha or nakli MOD ka kissa khatam ho chuka tha i dont know kaise woh 2.0 Jaane but mera picha ab chutt chuka tha. Finally main waapis aagaya tha lekin meri condition bahot kharaab thi main bahot jyaada weak tha jo 2.0 k aane ya jaane se nahi hota iska matlab hai ki bade bhai sahaab bhi aaye they kyunki uske aane jaane se he ye aftereffects hotey hain, temporarily he sahi but woh bhi aaya tha uske aane kaa mujhe kuch bhi yaad nahi tha or naa main yaad karna caah raha tha. Kyunki uska business main pata karne k baad bhi nahi samjh shakta or itani himmat thi nahi main usko ungali karun so fuck it..
Chang-Boss??
Main-Its.. Me..
Chang - Yeah behosh hotey he samjh gaya tha main..
Main-Gaadi slow kar ulti karni hai mujhe..
Maine gaadi se sirr bahaar nikaala or ulti karne laga.. Bahot jyaada weak feel kar raha tha main or ye kuch din aise he rehne waala tha.. Hotel pohanchaney takk main ulti kar kar k thakk gaya tha mera digestive system bahaar aake girrne ko hogaya tha bhenchod..
Chang-Boss utarna nahi hai??
Main-I can't walk.. Uthale..
Chang-Oh for fucks shake boss no wonder aap sabse kamjorr version ho..
Main - Himmat hoti toh abhi laat maarta tujhe.. Please pohanchadey room takk..
Chang - I got you.. Doctor already wait kar raha hai room mein..
Chang mujhe uthaake lift mein leke aaya and wahaan se room mein leke aaya mera pura sareer kaanp raha tha, room mein High Command ka ek doctor mera wait kar raha tha usne bola test karwane padenge jo maine mana kardiya as mujhe pata tha mujhe kya bimari hai, usse bataya maine ki mujhe bus weakness se laddne k liye kuch dey or weakness ki wajah se kuch or bakchodi na ho, specially bukhaar wagairaah, i dont want that.. Iske hissab se usne bahot saari tablets di mujhe.. Mujhe bhayanak nind aarahi thi bc lekin usase pehle ek or jaruri kaam tha..
Maine mera phone nikaala or Abeer ko message kiya..
"Jaanwar first things first saari problems khatam hochuki hain saare issues clear hogaye hain sablog safe hain and i am back, but unfortunately main shaadi mein nahi aa paaunga as you may know main waapis aaya toh meri puri body ki gand marri paddi thi, itani buri haalat kabhi nahi hui main ek kadam nahi rakh pa raha tha jameen pe so parson shaadi takk nahi aa paaunga main i know main gandu hun but i can't even stand properly so no way main itani lambi journey kar paaunga issliye i am so sorry i know tu samjh lega meri problem kyunki tune dekha hai mujhe kya haalat hoti hai . But thankfully sab back to normal hochuka hai.. Yours AP "
Woh message send karke maine phone niche rakha he tha ki mujhe nind aagayi or nind bhi aisi aai ki pucho matt main aise soya maano nashe mein tha main, puri raat mera sirr ghum raha tha pyaash lagi thi lekin karwat leke paani uthaake peene ka dum nahi tha mujhmein issliye pyaasha he padda raha tha main.. Subah meri aankh khulli mere phone k bajne se maine dekha toh Mady ka call tha, bhenchod ab ye naa bula le wahaan pe . Maine phone uthaya or apne kaan pe lagaya..
Main-Hii..
Mady-AP.. I got bad news..
Main-Kya.? Hua??
Mady-Well unfortunately nakli MOD ko kal raat maardiya gaya..
Main-What?? What the fuck??
Mady-yeah.. Sathmein Saeed or uski team ko bhi obviously ye MOD ka he kaam tha or abtak toh woh India chhod chuka hoga so ab uske piche bhaagne ka koi faayda hai nahi he is too quick with this shit .. In short we lost, again, but we tried our best humlog or jyaada close aagaye uske and all thanks to you tumhari wajah se he humlog itani progress kar paaye jo humlog abtak nahi kar paaye they , you were brilliant in the field and i would love to work with you in the future..
Main-Oh yeah sure.. Jab bhi koi jarurat ho meri please do call me main humessa ready rahunga..
Mady-And same for you call me if you need anything, jab mujhe help caahiye hogi I'll contact you, abhi k liye go ahead attend the wedding.. And thanks a ton for all the help..
Main-No worries.. Good bye and best of luck..
Mady-Good Bye AP..
Call disconnected..
Haash bhenchod boltey boltey he thakk gaya tha main acha hua isne bulaya nahi mujhe crime scene pe warna gand marr jaati ab maine phone cut kiya toh mujhe missed calls dikhi jo Abeer ki thi 6 missed calls thi raat ki he jaise he usne mera message seen kiya usne call kiya tha mujhe but tabtak main bhayanak nind mein tha.. Uska message aaya tha "Great Job, call me Asap urgent"
Ab mujhe toilet jaana tha so main uthke bed par baitha washroom 10 kadam durr tha or mujhe wahaan takk pohanchaney mein bhi 1 baar sofa pe baithana padda and finally washroom pohancha main, khadda raha nahi ja raha tha toh baithke toilet karna padda bhenchod and then again same route se waapis bed takk pohancha or paani piya pehle toh bahot saara.. Maine maano kai kilometers ki marathon doudi ho aisa haal hogaya tha mera.. Then maine kiya Jaanwar ko phone subah k 7 baje..
Abeer - Hey.. Theek hai??
Main-Yeah. Kind of kalse better.. Abhi khudse peshaab karke aaya..
Abeer-Dekh i know teri health kaafi kharaab hai and i know kya hota hai tere sath but tujhe yahaan aana he padega..
Main-Arrey yaar bachon jaise matt kar bhai yaar shaadi mein jaruri keval dulha or dulhan hotey nobody else Mangal ko samjha chutiye ko idhar gand fatti paddi hai i can't come bro.. Or waise bhi saari jindagi unke sath he toh rahunga main shaadi miss kardi toh kya hua..
Abeer-Naa naa.. Naa.. Woh issue nahi hai Mangal nahi maan raha haan bilkul nahi but usko bhai mana lenge issue usase jyaada serious hai..
Main-What happened??
Abeer-Rana Dhillon Happened..
Continued..