Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Sweetkaran]

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[Dragon master]

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[AP 316]

Update-154(2.0's Satisfaction) ​

Aadmi-Please.. Please humein jaane do... Please..

Main-Hell naa.. Bro... Hell na..

Aadmi-Tune bola tha naa tu hum mein se ek ko jaane dega?? Mujhe maar or meri behan ko jaane dey...

Main-Ek second maine bola tha aisa?? What??.. Hell no. Koi nahi bachega .. Wait.. Wait.. Wait.. Wait.. This is interesting.. This is interesting.. Tu apni jaan dega apni behan k liye??

Aadmi-Hah.h.h.haaan..Please kill me leave her alone..

Ladki - No.. Nahi..

Main-Holy shit.. This is insane..Tu marr jaaega iske liye?? Wow..

Meri puri body mein kampkampi faill gayi uski ye baat sunke.. I love it.. I fucking love it.

Main-Ok i promise main ek ko he maarunga.. Tune dil jeet liya mera.. Fucking hell tune raat bana di meri.. You are great.. Tu khud marr jaaega?? Iske liye.. Wow... Isase bada balidaan he kuch nahi ho shakta.. Holy shit..

Abeer baaki sabko piche rukkwaake aage aaya woh already samjh chuka tha ki main aachuka hun issliye usne sabko piche rakha woh khud darr gaya tha..

Main-Ye sun Abeer.. Ye londa khud marrne ko taiyaar hai apni behan k liye.. This is isane.. This guy is great right??

Abeer - Why are you here??

Main-Bhosdk.. Bakchodi matt kar mujhse warna yahaan sabke saamne itani maar maarunga bawligand hojaaega..Or apne chutiya dimag mein jo jo plan haina mujhe waapis bhejne k unhe delete kardena.. First tu successful naa hoga uppar se kuch or badi bakchodi kardega..Second tumhe meri jarurat hai Phan waalon se kaise niptega bawligand? Obviously nipat lega but itane din laga doge or bina koi casualty naa jeet shaktey tumlog.. Samjha?? Issliye Main kuch din k liye aaya hun i promise, bhenchod woh cocaine ne bhai mujhe Pagal kardiya tha ab kam se kam bahaar aake woh nasha toh utarne dey.. Thoda dimag fresh hojaane dey.. Samjha naa?? Uske baad automatically chala jaaunga main.. Or haan tu brother tu gajab aadmi hai khudka jeevan tyaag raha hai.. Issliye main promise karta hun ek ko chhod dunga..

Aadmi - Thank you.. Thank you so much..

Maine banduk uthaai uske Uppar aim ki..

Abeer-Don't do this.. Sablog dekh rahe hain..

Main-Tera bhai tere liye jaan deraha hai??Isn't this crazy...

Ladki - Tu hum dono ko maarega.. I know it..

Main-Hell naa.. Itani badhiya deal di hai tere bhai ne mujhe.. You know i Love it jab koi ye karta hai... Tumhari majboori tumhari sadness Tumhaara ek dusare se durr hona tumhaara jaan ki bheekh maangana, isase mujhe nasha hota hai.. Ye dekh mujhe goosebumps aarahe hain isase.. I love it.. No drugs can match this.. None.. Ab tere andar tere bhai k liye koi khaas emotions hai nahi tu kuch din roegi and then back to normal or usme bhalla mera kya faayda .. Issliye..

Ye bolke maine turant bandukk uski taraf ki and uss ladki ki khopdi kholdi.. Idhar woh londa chilaaya piche se kai log chilaaye.... Uss ladki ki laash girri.. Or woh londa chilaata hua uske sath girra and uski laash ko pakkadke jhinjhodne laga usko...And guys this is it for me.. Yahi mera nasha hai.. Mera dimag ekdum khull gaya tha ye dekh k.. Fucking hell.. Wow... Woh grief woh emotions woh sadness fucking hell.. I love it..

Main-Jaa bhosdk baksh di teri jindagi.. AP apna promise kabhi nahi bhullta ek jaan bakhsh di hai..

Aadmi-Youuuuu..

Woh uthke meri taraf jhapta toh maine uske pait mein ek bhayanak punch diya jisse lagtey he woh khaanste or thukktey hue niche girra..

Main-I gave you gift of another life??Bakchodi na kar abhi nahi maarna caahta main tujhe.. Abhi maardunga toh tu apni behan ki moutt par roega kaise?? Woh nasha kaise millega mujhe?? Or most importantly abhi marr Jaega toh badla kaise lega bawligand apni behan ki moutt kaa.. Isliye bhaag jaa.. Go.. Prepare yourself.. Badla lena apni behan kaa.. I mean badla lene ki try karna... Obviously mera kuch ukhaad nahi shakta tu.. But ye aag jo lagi haina tere andar woh mujhe bahot enjoyment degi.. Go.. Now.. Bhaag naa maadarchod..

Aadmi - Y. Y.. You monster..

Main-Oh yeah... Thats exactly what I am.. Now leave before i change my mind bitch.. I'll blast you..Bhag maadarchod..

Maine usko laat maartey hue kaha or woh bhaaga rotey hue wahaan se..

Main-Wow... Just wow.. Aa be...

Main mudda toh Abeer ne mera hath pakkad liya..

Main-Bawligand.. Maar khaani hai toh seedha bol dey.. Hath pair tod deta hun tere..

Abeer-Pakka tu kuch din k liye aaya haina??

Main-Teri kasam..

Abeer - Phan ko maarne mein help karega humaari??

Main-Help?? Bhosdk maarunga he main.. Lawda tumlog kuch karoge.. Help.. Tumlog ghanta maaroge unhe..Tumlog maardo unhe?? Bhenchod itani durr se maine waise he thodi bulaaya hai unhe. Main toh pagal hun fir...

Abeer-Tune bulaaya hai unhe??

Main-Maine?? Naa.. Naa.. Nope.. Main kahaan?..nope.

Abeer-Sach bol.. Bhosdk..

Main-Lawde.. Main kaise bulaaunga main toh aaj aaya. .. Bulane se mera matlab hai itani durr se aaye hain mujhe maarne woh.. Woh chhod tu chinta matt kar i'll take care of everything now.. Bus koi bakchodi matt karna..

Abeer-Ok then you have to follow some rules..

Main-Arrey maalum hai bawligand.. Family k saamne sachaai nahi aani caahiye.. AP k relations kharaab nahi hone caahiye.. Koi innocent banda nahi marna caahiye.. Done.. Bus??

Abeer-Yeah..Main boldunga ki ye tere gusse ka issue hai uss wajah se tu thoda hallucinate wagairaah karega and thoda ajeeb behave karega..

Main-Cool.. Aaja ab..

Humlog waapis sabke pass gaye jo already shocked they ye sab se..

Mangal - Tune Ladki ko kyun maara? Or maara toh maara ladke ko. Kyun jaane diya??

Abeer-Ladki shyaanpatti karna caah rahi thi.. Kuch nikaal rahi thi piche se.. Or ladke ko issliye jaane diya taaki uske through humlog Cartel waalon takk pohanch jaaein kyunki unki toh shakal takk nahi jaantey humlog toh yahi leke jaaega untak..

Deva-Good plan.. Anjali ko call karke bata dey iss situation k baare mein..

Abeer-Bata diya hai maine she'll handle it.. Yahaan security double hojaaegi ab so koi issue nahi hai don't even worry about it..

Deva-Yeah.. Humlog nikalte hain.

Babhi-Meenu Don't worry haan.. Or haan new dates k liye humlog kal panditji se miltey hain..

Main-Kaaeki new dates??

Babhi - Shaadi ki or kiski..

Main-Shaadi ki new dates ki kya jarurat hai babhi?? Shaadi 29 December ko he hogi..

Babhi - Abhi tune he toh bola Woh Cartel waalon ki wajah se thoda reschedule karni padegi shaadi..

Main-Aji Haan.. Unke liye ghante reschedule hogi.. Aaplog taiyaariyaan karo subah k 3 baj gaye hain yaani 24 tareekh hogayi hai aaj.. 6 din baaki hain 6 din mein main phan Cartel ko 36 baar khatam kardun.. Issliye don't worry about it.. Shaadi on time hogi dhoom dhaam hogi kissi ko koi darrne ki jarurat nahi hai kissi ko security ki jarurat nahi hai kuch bhi nahi nothing at all.. I'll handle it trust me..

Babhi - Pakka??

Main-Yeah 100 takka....Lets go now sojao sablog..

Main Jaanwar or Ami nikale wahaan se haweli k liye and bhai wagairaah Meenu ki family ko samjhaatey reh gaye..

Ami-You are here at last...

Main-Yeah..

Ami - Kya karne aaye ho boss??

Main-Yeah.

Ami-Kya yeah?? Kya soch rahe ho boss..

Main-Interesting thought hai ek sun.. Main limited time k liye hun yahaan toh ab kaise naa kaise karke mujhe woh limited time ko he increase karna hai.. Toh kaise kiya jaaye woh increase.. Ye sun what if main iss bich sona bandh kardun.. Daily bc 6-8 hours increase hojaaenge then what if i avoid coffee and stuff and khaana bus dinner karun main.. 2 ghantey usme bachenge...Per day 10 hours bach gaye itane mein toh main pura haryana badal dunga..Holy fucking shit. Imagine.. Sleep k bina main 3 din toh minimum nikaal shakta hun. Khaana ek time khaake I'm chilling.. Kya kya karunga iss time mein main.. Thousands of plans thousands of opportunities.. Yessss..

Abeer-Tune Phan waalon ko kyun bulaaya??

Main-Mujhe kya pata... Maine thodi bulaaya i was joking..

Continued..

 

[AP 316]

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[Abhishek Kumar98]

Update-154(2.0's Satisfaction) ​

Aadmi-Please.. Please humein jaane do... Please..

Main-Hell naa.. Bro... Hell na..

Aadmi-Tune bola tha naa tu hum mein se ek ko jaane dega?? Mujhe maar or meri behan ko jaane dey...

Main-Ek second maine bola tha aisa?? What??.. Hell no. Koi nahi bachega .. Wait.. Wait.. Wait.. Wait.. This is interesting.. This is interesting.. Tu apni jaan dega apni behan k liye??

Aadmi-Hah.h.h.haaan..Please kill me leave her alone..

Ladki - No.. Nahi..

Main-Holy shit.. This is insane..Tu marr jaaega iske liye?? Wow..

Meri puri body mein kampkampi faill gayi uski ye baat sunke.. I love it.. I fucking love it.

Main-Ok i promise main ek ko he maarunga.. Tune dil jeet liya mera.. Fucking hell tune raat bana di meri.. You are great.. Tu khud marr jaaega?? Iske liye.. Wow... Isase bada balidaan he kuch nahi ho shakta.. Holy shit..

Abeer baaki sabko piche rukkwaake aage aaya woh already samjh chuka tha ki main aachuka hun issliye usne sabko piche rakha woh khud darr gaya tha..

Main-Ye sun Abeer.. Ye londa khud marrne ko taiyaar hai apni behan k liye.. This is isane.. This guy is great right??

Abeer - Why are you here??

Main-Bhosdk.. Bakchodi matt kar mujhse warna yahaan sabke saamne itani maar maarunga bawligand hojaaega..Or apne chutiya dimag mein jo jo plan haina mujhe waapis bhejne k unhe delete kardena.. First tu successful naa hoga uppar se kuch or badi bakchodi kardega..Second tumhe meri jarurat hai Phan waalon se kaise niptega bawligand? Obviously nipat lega but itane din laga doge or bina koi casualty naa jeet shaktey tumlog.. Samjha?? Issliye Main kuch din k liye aaya hun i promise, bhenchod woh cocaine ne bhai mujhe Pagal kardiya tha ab kam se kam bahaar aake woh nasha toh utarne dey.. Thoda dimag fresh hojaane dey.. Samjha naa?? Uske baad automatically chala jaaunga main.. Or haan tu brother tu gajab aadmi hai khudka jeevan tyaag raha hai.. Issliye main promise karta hun ek ko chhod dunga..

Aadmi - Thank you.. Thank you so much..

Maine banduk uthaai uske Uppar aim ki..

Abeer-Don't do this.. Sablog dekh rahe hain..

Main-Tera bhai tere liye jaan deraha hai??Isn't this crazy...

Ladki - Tu hum dono ko maarega.. I know it..

Main-Hell naa.. Itani badhiya deal di hai tere bhai ne mujhe.. You know i Love it jab koi ye karta hai... Tumhari majboori tumhari sadness Tumhaara ek dusare se durr hona tumhaara jaan ki bheekh maangana, isase mujhe nasha hota hai.. Ye dekh mujhe goosebumps aarahe hain isase.. I love it.. No drugs can match this.. None.. Ab tere andar tere bhai k liye koi khaas emotions hai nahi tu kuch din roegi and then back to normal or usme bhalla mera kya faayda .. Issliye..

Ye bolke maine turant bandukk uski taraf ki and uss ladki ki khopdi kholdi.. Idhar woh londa chilaaya piche se kai log chilaaye.... Uss ladki ki laash girri.. Or woh londa chilaata hua uske sath girra and uski laash ko pakkadke jhinjhodne laga usko...And guys this is it for me.. Yahi mera nasha hai.. Mera dimag ekdum khull gaya tha ye dekh k.. Fucking hell.. Wow... Woh grief woh emotions woh sadness fucking hell.. I love it..

Main-Jaa bhosdk baksh di teri jindagi.. AP apna promise kabhi nahi bhullta ek jaan bakhsh di hai..

Aadmi-Youuuuu..

Woh uthke meri taraf jhapta toh maine uske pait mein ek bhayanak punch diya jisse lagtey he woh khaanste or thukktey hue niche girra..

Main-I gave you gift of another life??Bakchodi na kar abhi nahi maarna caahta main tujhe.. Abhi maardunga toh tu apni behan ki moutt par roega kaise?? Woh nasha kaise millega mujhe?? Or most importantly abhi marr Jaega toh badla kaise lega bawligand apni behan ki moutt kaa.. Isliye bhaag jaa.. Go.. Prepare yourself.. Badla lena apni behan kaa.. I mean badla lene ki try karna... Obviously mera kuch ukhaad nahi shakta tu.. But ye aag jo lagi haina tere andar woh mujhe bahot enjoyment degi.. Go.. Now.. Bhaag naa maadarchod..

Aadmi - Y. Y.. You monster..

Main-Oh yeah... Thats exactly what I am.. Now leave before i change my mind bitch.. I'll blast you..Bhag maadarchod..

Maine usko laat maartey hue kaha or woh bhaaga rotey hue wahaan se..

Main-Wow... Just wow.. Aa be...

Main mudda toh Abeer ne mera hath pakkad liya..

Main-Bawligand.. Maar khaani hai toh seedha bol dey.. Hath pair tod deta hun tere..

Abeer-Pakka tu kuch din k liye aaya haina??

Main-Teri kasam..

Abeer - Phan ko maarne mein help karega humaari??

Main-Help?? Bhosdk maarunga he main.. Lawda tumlog kuch karoge.. Help.. Tumlog ghanta maaroge unhe..Tumlog maardo unhe?? Bhenchod itani durr se maine waise he thodi bulaaya hai unhe. Main toh pagal hun fir...

Abeer-Tune bulaaya hai unhe??

Main-Maine?? Naa.. Naa.. Nope.. Main kahaan?..nope.

Abeer-Sach bol.. Bhosdk..

Main-Lawde.. Main kaise bulaaunga main toh aaj aaya. .. Bulane se mera matlab hai itani durr se aaye hain mujhe maarne woh.. Woh chhod tu chinta matt kar i'll take care of everything now.. Bus koi bakchodi matt karna..

Abeer-Ok then you have to follow some rules..

Main-Arrey maalum hai bawligand.. Family k saamne sachaai nahi aani caahiye.. AP k relations kharaab nahi hone caahiye.. Koi innocent banda nahi marna caahiye.. Done.. Bus??

Abeer-Yeah..Main boldunga ki ye tere gusse ka issue hai uss wajah se tu thoda hallucinate wagairaah karega and thoda ajeeb behave karega..

Main-Cool.. Aaja ab..

Humlog waapis sabke pass gaye jo already shocked they ye sab se..

Mangal - Tune Ladki ko kyun maara? Or maara toh maara ladke ko. Kyun jaane diya??

Abeer-Ladki shyaanpatti karna caah rahi thi.. Kuch nikaal rahi thi piche se.. Or ladke ko issliye jaane diya taaki uske through humlog Cartel waalon takk pohanch jaaein kyunki unki toh shakal takk nahi jaantey humlog toh yahi leke jaaega untak..

Deva-Good plan.. Anjali ko call karke bata dey iss situation k baare mein..

Abeer-Bata diya hai maine she'll handle it.. Yahaan security double hojaaegi ab so koi issue nahi hai don't even worry about it..

Deva-Yeah.. Humlog nikalte hain.

Babhi-Meenu Don't worry haan.. Or haan new dates k liye humlog kal panditji se miltey hain..

Main-Kaaeki new dates??

Babhi - Shaadi ki or kiski..

Main-Shaadi ki new dates ki kya jarurat hai babhi?? Shaadi 29 December ko he hogi..

Babhi - Abhi tune he toh bola Woh Cartel waalon ki wajah se thoda reschedule karni padegi shaadi..

Main-Aji Haan.. Unke liye ghante reschedule hogi.. Aaplog taiyaariyaan karo subah k 3 baj gaye hain yaani 24 tareekh hogayi hai aaj.. 6 din baaki hain 6 din mein main phan Cartel ko 36 baar khatam kardun.. Issliye don't worry about it.. Shaadi on time hogi dhoom dhaam hogi kissi ko koi darrne ki jarurat nahi hai kissi ko security ki jarurat nahi hai kuch bhi nahi nothing at all.. I'll handle it trust me..

Babhi - Pakka??

Main-Yeah 100 takka....Lets go now sojao sablog..

Main Jaanwar or Ami nikale wahaan se haweli k liye and bhai wagairaah Meenu ki family ko samjhaatey reh gaye..

Ami-You are here at last...

Main-Yeah..

Ami - Kya karne aaye ho boss??

Main-Yeah.

Ami-Kya yeah?? Kya soch rahe ho boss..

Main-Interesting thought hai ek sun.. Main limited time k liye hun yahaan toh ab kaise naa kaise karke mujhe woh limited time ko he increase karna hai.. Toh kaise kiya jaaye woh increase.. Ye sun what if main iss bich sona bandh kardun.. Daily bc 6-8 hours increase hojaaenge then what if i avoid coffee and stuff and khaana bus dinner karun main.. 2 ghantey usme bachenge...Per day 10 hours bach gaye itane mein toh main pura haryana badal dunga..Holy fucking shit. Imagine.. Sleep k bina main 3 din toh minimum nikaal shakta hun. Khaana ek time khaake I'm chilling.. Kya kya karunga iss time mein main.. Thousands of plans thousands of opportunities.. Yessss..

Abeer-Tune Phan waalon ko kyun bulaaya??

Main-Mujhe kya pata... Maine thodi bulaaya i was joking..

Continued..

Mujhe pura pakka yakeen hai Phan ko 2.0 ne apne liye hi bulaya hai apni blood lust puri karne ke liye

 

[Kuldipr99]

Update-154(2.0's Satisfaction) ​

Aadmi-Please.. Please humein jaane do... Please..

Main-Hell naa.. Bro... Hell na..

Aadmi-Tune bola tha naa tu hum mein se ek ko jaane dega?? Mujhe maar or meri behan ko jaane dey...

Main-Ek second maine bola tha aisa?? What??.. Hell no. Koi nahi bachega .. Wait.. Wait.. Wait.. Wait.. This is interesting.. This is interesting.. Tu apni jaan dega apni behan k liye??

Aadmi-Hah.h.h.haaan..Please kill me leave her alone..

Ladki - No.. Nahi..

Main-Holy shit.. This is insane..Tu marr jaaega iske liye?? Wow..

Meri puri body mein kampkampi faill gayi uski ye baat sunke.. I love it.. I fucking love it.

Main-Ok i promise main ek ko he maarunga.. Tune dil jeet liya mera.. Fucking hell tune raat bana di meri.. You are great.. Tu khud marr jaaega?? Iske liye.. Wow... Isase bada balidaan he kuch nahi ho shakta.. Holy shit..

Abeer baaki sabko piche rukkwaake aage aaya woh already samjh chuka tha ki main aachuka hun issliye usne sabko piche rakha woh khud darr gaya tha..

Main-Ye sun Abeer.. Ye londa khud marrne ko taiyaar hai apni behan k liye.. This is isane.. This guy is great right??

Abeer - Why are you here??

Main-Bhosdk.. Bakchodi matt kar mujhse warna yahaan sabke saamne itani maar maarunga bawligand hojaaega..Or apne chutiya dimag mein jo jo plan haina mujhe waapis bhejne k unhe delete kardena.. First tu successful naa hoga uppar se kuch or badi bakchodi kardega..Second tumhe meri jarurat hai Phan waalon se kaise niptega bawligand? Obviously nipat lega but itane din laga doge or bina koi casualty naa jeet shaktey tumlog.. Samjha?? Issliye Main kuch din k liye aaya hun i promise, bhenchod woh cocaine ne bhai mujhe Pagal kardiya tha ab kam se kam bahaar aake woh nasha toh utarne dey.. Thoda dimag fresh hojaane dey.. Samjha naa?? Uske baad automatically chala jaaunga main.. Or haan tu brother tu gajab aadmi hai khudka jeevan tyaag raha hai.. Issliye main promise karta hun ek ko chhod dunga..

Aadmi - Thank you.. Thank you so much..

Maine banduk uthaai uske Uppar aim ki..

Abeer-Don't do this.. Sablog dekh rahe hain..

Main-Tera bhai tere liye jaan deraha hai??Isn't this crazy...

Ladki - Tu hum dono ko maarega.. I know it..

Main-Hell naa.. Itani badhiya deal di hai tere bhai ne mujhe.. You know i Love it jab koi ye karta hai... Tumhari majboori tumhari sadness Tumhaara ek dusare se durr hona tumhaara jaan ki bheekh maangana, isase mujhe nasha hota hai.. Ye dekh mujhe goosebumps aarahe hain isase.. I love it.. No drugs can match this.. None.. Ab tere andar tere bhai k liye koi khaas emotions hai nahi tu kuch din roegi and then back to normal or usme bhalla mera kya faayda .. Issliye..

Ye bolke maine turant bandukk uski taraf ki and uss ladki ki khopdi kholdi.. Idhar woh londa chilaaya piche se kai log chilaaye.... Uss ladki ki laash girri.. Or woh londa chilaata hua uske sath girra and uski laash ko pakkadke jhinjhodne laga usko...And guys this is it for me.. Yahi mera nasha hai.. Mera dimag ekdum khull gaya tha ye dekh k.. Fucking hell.. Wow... Woh grief woh emotions woh sadness fucking hell.. I love it..

Main-Jaa bhosdk baksh di teri jindagi.. AP apna promise kabhi nahi bhullta ek jaan bakhsh di hai..

Aadmi-Youuuuu..

Woh uthke meri taraf jhapta toh maine uske pait mein ek bhayanak punch diya jisse lagtey he woh khaanste or thukktey hue niche girra..

Main-I gave you gift of another life??Bakchodi na kar abhi nahi maarna caahta main tujhe.. Abhi maardunga toh tu apni behan ki moutt par roega kaise?? Woh nasha kaise millega mujhe?? Or most importantly abhi marr Jaega toh badla kaise lega bawligand apni behan ki moutt kaa.. Isliye bhaag jaa.. Go.. Prepare yourself.. Badla lena apni behan kaa.. I mean badla lene ki try karna... Obviously mera kuch ukhaad nahi shakta tu.. But ye aag jo lagi haina tere andar woh mujhe bahot enjoyment degi.. Go.. Now.. Bhaag naa maadarchod..

Aadmi - Y. Y.. You monster..

Main-Oh yeah... Thats exactly what I am.. Now leave before i change my mind bitch.. I'll blast you..Bhag maadarchod..

Maine usko laat maartey hue kaha or woh bhaaga rotey hue wahaan se..

Main-Wow... Just wow.. Aa be...

Main mudda toh Abeer ne mera hath pakkad liya..

Main-Bawligand.. Maar khaani hai toh seedha bol dey.. Hath pair tod deta hun tere..

Abeer-Pakka tu kuch din k liye aaya haina??

Main-Teri kasam..

Abeer - Phan ko maarne mein help karega humaari??

Main-Help?? Bhosdk maarunga he main.. Lawda tumlog kuch karoge.. Help.. Tumlog ghanta maaroge unhe..Tumlog maardo unhe?? Bhenchod itani durr se maine waise he thodi bulaaya hai unhe. Main toh pagal hun fir...

Abeer-Tune bulaaya hai unhe??

Main-Maine?? Naa.. Naa.. Nope.. Main kahaan?..nope.

Abeer-Sach bol.. Bhosdk..

Main-Lawde.. Main kaise bulaaunga main toh aaj aaya. .. Bulane se mera matlab hai itani durr se aaye hain mujhe maarne woh.. Woh chhod tu chinta matt kar i'll take care of everything now.. Bus koi bakchodi matt karna..

Abeer-Ok then you have to follow some rules..

Main-Arrey maalum hai bawligand.. Family k saamne sachaai nahi aani caahiye.. AP k relations kharaab nahi hone caahiye.. Koi innocent banda nahi marna caahiye.. Done.. Bus??

Abeer-Yeah..Main boldunga ki ye tere gusse ka issue hai uss wajah se tu thoda hallucinate wagairaah karega and thoda ajeeb behave karega..

Main-Cool.. Aaja ab..

Humlog waapis sabke pass gaye jo already shocked they ye sab se..

Mangal - Tune Ladki ko kyun maara? Or maara toh maara ladke ko. Kyun jaane diya??

Abeer-Ladki shyaanpatti karna caah rahi thi.. Kuch nikaal rahi thi piche se.. Or ladke ko issliye jaane diya taaki uske through humlog Cartel waalon takk pohanch jaaein kyunki unki toh shakal takk nahi jaantey humlog toh yahi leke jaaega untak..

Deva-Good plan.. Anjali ko call karke bata dey iss situation k baare mein..

Abeer-Bata diya hai maine she'll handle it.. Yahaan security double hojaaegi ab so koi issue nahi hai don't even worry about it..

Deva-Yeah.. Humlog nikalte hain.

Babhi-Meenu Don't worry haan.. Or haan new dates k liye humlog kal panditji se miltey hain..

Main-Kaaeki new dates??

Babhi - Shaadi ki or kiski..

Main-Shaadi ki new dates ki kya jarurat hai babhi?? Shaadi 29 December ko he hogi..

Babhi - Abhi tune he toh bola Woh Cartel waalon ki wajah se thoda reschedule karni padegi shaadi..

Main-Aji Haan.. Unke liye ghante reschedule hogi.. Aaplog taiyaariyaan karo subah k 3 baj gaye hain yaani 24 tareekh hogayi hai aaj.. 6 din baaki hain 6 din mein main phan Cartel ko 36 baar khatam kardun.. Issliye don't worry about it.. Shaadi on time hogi dhoom dhaam hogi kissi ko koi darrne ki jarurat nahi hai kissi ko security ki jarurat nahi hai kuch bhi nahi nothing at all.. I'll handle it trust me..

Babhi - Pakka??

Main-Yeah 100 takka....Lets go now sojao sablog..

Main Jaanwar or Ami nikale wahaan se haweli k liye and bhai wagairaah Meenu ki family ko samjhaatey reh gaye..

Ami-You are here at last...

Main-Yeah..

Ami - Kya karne aaye ho boss??

Main-Yeah.

Ami-Kya yeah?? Kya soch rahe ho boss..

Main-Interesting thought hai ek sun.. Main limited time k liye hun yahaan toh ab kaise naa kaise karke mujhe woh limited time ko he increase karna hai.. Toh kaise kiya jaaye woh increase.. Ye sun what if main iss bich sona bandh kardun.. Daily bc 6-8 hours increase hojaaenge then what if i avoid coffee and stuff and khaana bus dinner karun main.. 2 ghantey usme bachenge...Per day 10 hours bach gaye itane mein toh main pura haryana badal dunga..Holy fucking shit. Imagine.. Sleep k bina main 3 din toh minimum nikaal shakta hun. Khaana ek time khaake I'm chilling.. Kya kya karunga iss time mein main.. Thousands of plans thousands of opportunities.. Yessss..

Abeer-Tune Phan waalon ko kyun bulaaya??

Main-Mujhe kya pata... Maine thodi bulaaya i was joking..

Continued..

Mast 2.0 AA Gaya ab action jyada hoga
Keep going AP bhai

 

[Bhupinder Singh]

Update-154(2.0's Satisfaction) ​

Aadmi-Please.. Please humein jaane do... Please..

Main-Hell naa.. Bro... Hell na..

Aadmi-Tune bola tha naa tu hum mein se ek ko jaane dega?? Mujhe maar or meri behan ko jaane dey...

Main-Ek second maine bola tha aisa?? What??.. Hell no. Koi nahi bachega .. Wait.. Wait.. Wait.. Wait.. This is interesting.. This is interesting.. Tu apni jaan dega apni behan k liye??

Aadmi-Hah.h.h.haaan..Please kill me leave her alone..

Ladki - No.. Nahi..

Main-Holy shit.. This is insane..Tu marr jaaega iske liye?? Wow..

Meri puri body mein kampkampi faill gayi uski ye baat sunke.. I love it.. I fucking love it.

Main-Ok i promise main ek ko he maarunga.. Tune dil jeet liya mera.. Fucking hell tune raat bana di meri.. You are great.. Tu khud marr jaaega?? Iske liye.. Wow... Isase bada balidaan he kuch nahi ho shakta.. Holy shit..

Abeer baaki sabko piche rukkwaake aage aaya woh already samjh chuka tha ki main aachuka hun issliye usne sabko piche rakha woh khud darr gaya tha..

Main-Ye sun Abeer.. Ye londa khud marrne ko taiyaar hai apni behan k liye.. This is isane.. This guy is great right??

Abeer - Why are you here??

Main-Bhosdk.. Bakchodi matt kar mujhse warna yahaan sabke saamne itani maar maarunga bawligand hojaaega..Or apne chutiya dimag mein jo jo plan haina mujhe waapis bhejne k unhe delete kardena.. First tu successful naa hoga uppar se kuch or badi bakchodi kardega..Second tumhe meri jarurat hai Phan waalon se kaise niptega bawligand? Obviously nipat lega but itane din laga doge or bina koi casualty naa jeet shaktey tumlog.. Samjha?? Issliye Main kuch din k liye aaya hun i promise, bhenchod woh cocaine ne bhai mujhe Pagal kardiya tha ab kam se kam bahaar aake woh nasha toh utarne dey.. Thoda dimag fresh hojaane dey.. Samjha naa?? Uske baad automatically chala jaaunga main.. Or haan tu brother tu gajab aadmi hai khudka jeevan tyaag raha hai.. Issliye main promise karta hun ek ko chhod dunga..

Aadmi - Thank you.. Thank you so much..

Maine banduk uthaai uske Uppar aim ki..

Abeer-Don't do this.. Sablog dekh rahe hain..

Main-Tera bhai tere liye jaan deraha hai??Isn't this crazy...

Ladki - Tu hum dono ko maarega.. I know it..

Main-Hell naa.. Itani badhiya deal di hai tere bhai ne mujhe.. You know i Love it jab koi ye karta hai... Tumhari majboori tumhari sadness Tumhaara ek dusare se durr hona tumhaara jaan ki bheekh maangana, isase mujhe nasha hota hai.. Ye dekh mujhe goosebumps aarahe hain isase.. I love it.. No drugs can match this.. None.. Ab tere andar tere bhai k liye koi khaas emotions hai nahi tu kuch din roegi and then back to normal or usme bhalla mera kya faayda .. Issliye..

Ye bolke maine turant bandukk uski taraf ki and uss ladki ki khopdi kholdi.. Idhar woh londa chilaaya piche se kai log chilaaye.... Uss ladki ki laash girri.. Or woh londa chilaata hua uske sath girra and uski laash ko pakkadke jhinjhodne laga usko...And guys this is it for me.. Yahi mera nasha hai.. Mera dimag ekdum khull gaya tha ye dekh k.. Fucking hell.. Wow... Woh grief woh emotions woh sadness fucking hell.. I love it..

Main-Jaa bhosdk baksh di teri jindagi.. AP apna promise kabhi nahi bhullta ek jaan bakhsh di hai..

Aadmi-Youuuuu..

Woh uthke meri taraf jhapta toh maine uske pait mein ek bhayanak punch diya jisse lagtey he woh khaanste or thukktey hue niche girra..

Main-I gave you gift of another life??Bakchodi na kar abhi nahi maarna caahta main tujhe.. Abhi maardunga toh tu apni behan ki moutt par roega kaise?? Woh nasha kaise millega mujhe?? Or most importantly abhi marr Jaega toh badla kaise lega bawligand apni behan ki moutt kaa.. Isliye bhaag jaa.. Go.. Prepare yourself.. Badla lena apni behan kaa.. I mean badla lene ki try karna... Obviously mera kuch ukhaad nahi shakta tu.. But ye aag jo lagi haina tere andar woh mujhe bahot enjoyment degi.. Go.. Now.. Bhaag naa maadarchod..

Aadmi - Y. Y.. You monster..

Main-Oh yeah... Thats exactly what I am.. Now leave before i change my mind bitch.. I'll blast you..Bhag maadarchod..

Maine usko laat maartey hue kaha or woh bhaaga rotey hue wahaan se..

Main-Wow... Just wow.. Aa be...

Main mudda toh Abeer ne mera hath pakkad liya..

Main-Bawligand.. Maar khaani hai toh seedha bol dey.. Hath pair tod deta hun tere..

Abeer-Pakka tu kuch din k liye aaya haina??

Main-Teri kasam..

Abeer - Phan ko maarne mein help karega humaari??

Main-Help?? Bhosdk maarunga he main.. Lawda tumlog kuch karoge.. Help.. Tumlog ghanta maaroge unhe..Tumlog maardo unhe?? Bhenchod itani durr se maine waise he thodi bulaaya hai unhe. Main toh pagal hun fir...

Abeer-Tune bulaaya hai unhe??

Main-Maine?? Naa.. Naa.. Nope.. Main kahaan?..nope.

Abeer-Sach bol.. Bhosdk..

Main-Lawde.. Main kaise bulaaunga main toh aaj aaya. .. Bulane se mera matlab hai itani durr se aaye hain mujhe maarne woh.. Woh chhod tu chinta matt kar i'll take care of everything now.. Bus koi bakchodi matt karna..

Abeer-Ok then you have to follow some rules..

Main-Arrey maalum hai bawligand.. Family k saamne sachaai nahi aani caahiye.. AP k relations kharaab nahi hone caahiye.. Koi innocent banda nahi marna caahiye.. Done.. Bus??

Abeer-Yeah..Main boldunga ki ye tere gusse ka issue hai uss wajah se tu thoda hallucinate wagairaah karega and thoda ajeeb behave karega..

Main-Cool.. Aaja ab..

Humlog waapis sabke pass gaye jo already shocked they ye sab se..

Mangal - Tune Ladki ko kyun maara? Or maara toh maara ladke ko. Kyun jaane diya??

Abeer-Ladki shyaanpatti karna caah rahi thi.. Kuch nikaal rahi thi piche se.. Or ladke ko issliye jaane diya taaki uske through humlog Cartel waalon takk pohanch jaaein kyunki unki toh shakal takk nahi jaantey humlog toh yahi leke jaaega untak..

Deva-Good plan.. Anjali ko call karke bata dey iss situation k baare mein..

Abeer-Bata diya hai maine she'll handle it.. Yahaan security double hojaaegi ab so koi issue nahi hai don't even worry about it..

Deva-Yeah.. Humlog nikalte hain.

Babhi-Meenu Don't worry haan.. Or haan new dates k liye humlog kal panditji se miltey hain..

Main-Kaaeki new dates??

Babhi - Shaadi ki or kiski..

Main-Shaadi ki new dates ki kya jarurat hai babhi?? Shaadi 29 December ko he hogi..

Babhi - Abhi tune he toh bola Woh Cartel waalon ki wajah se thoda reschedule karni padegi shaadi..

Main-Aji Haan.. Unke liye ghante reschedule hogi.. Aaplog taiyaariyaan karo subah k 3 baj gaye hain yaani 24 tareekh hogayi hai aaj.. 6 din baaki hain 6 din mein main phan Cartel ko 36 baar khatam kardun.. Issliye don't worry about it.. Shaadi on time hogi dhoom dhaam hogi kissi ko koi darrne ki jarurat nahi hai kissi ko security ki jarurat nahi hai kuch bhi nahi nothing at all.. I'll handle it trust me..

Babhi - Pakka??

Main-Yeah 100 takka....Lets go now sojao sablog..

Main Jaanwar or Ami nikale wahaan se haweli k liye and bhai wagairaah Meenu ki family ko samjhaatey reh gaye..

Ami-You are here at last...

Main-Yeah..

Ami - Kya karne aaye ho boss??

Main-Yeah.

Ami-Kya yeah?? Kya soch rahe ho boss..

Main-Interesting thought hai ek sun.. Main limited time k liye hun yahaan toh ab kaise naa kaise karke mujhe woh limited time ko he increase karna hai.. Toh kaise kiya jaaye woh increase.. Ye sun what if main iss bich sona bandh kardun.. Daily bc 6-8 hours increase hojaaenge then what if i avoid coffee and stuff and khaana bus dinner karun main.. 2 ghantey usme bachenge...Per day 10 hours bach gaye itane mein toh main pura haryana badal dunga..Holy fucking shit. Imagine.. Sleep k bina main 3 din toh minimum nikaal shakta hun. Khaana ek time khaake I'm chilling.. Kya kya karunga iss time mein main.. Thousands of plans thousands of opportunities.. Yessss..

Abeer-Tune Phan waalon ko kyun bulaaya??

Main-Mujhe kya pata... Maine thodi bulaaya i was joking..

Continued..

Nice update

 

[Naik]

Update-154(2.0's Satisfaction) ​

Aadmi-Please.. Please humein jaane do... Please..

Main-Hell naa.. Bro... Hell na..

Aadmi-Tune bola tha naa tu hum mein se ek ko jaane dega?? Mujhe maar or meri behan ko jaane dey...

Main-Ek second maine bola tha aisa?? What??.. Hell no. Koi nahi bachega .. Wait.. Wait.. Wait.. Wait.. This is interesting.. This is interesting.. Tu apni jaan dega apni behan k liye??

Aadmi-Hah.h.h.haaan..Please kill me leave her alone..

Ladki - No.. Nahi..

Main-Holy shit.. This is insane..Tu marr jaaega iske liye?? Wow..

Meri puri body mein kampkampi faill gayi uski ye baat sunke.. I love it.. I fucking love it.

Main-Ok i promise main ek ko he maarunga.. Tune dil jeet liya mera.. Fucking hell tune raat bana di meri.. You are great.. Tu khud marr jaaega?? Iske liye.. Wow... Isase bada balidaan he kuch nahi ho shakta.. Holy shit..

Abeer baaki sabko piche rukkwaake aage aaya woh already samjh chuka tha ki main aachuka hun issliye usne sabko piche rakha woh khud darr gaya tha..

Main-Ye sun Abeer.. Ye londa khud marrne ko taiyaar hai apni behan k liye.. This is isane.. This guy is great right??

Abeer - Why are you here??

Main-Bhosdk.. Bakchodi matt kar mujhse warna yahaan sabke saamne itani maar maarunga bawligand hojaaega..Or apne chutiya dimag mein jo jo plan haina mujhe waapis bhejne k unhe delete kardena.. First tu successful naa hoga uppar se kuch or badi bakchodi kardega..Second tumhe meri jarurat hai Phan waalon se kaise niptega bawligand? Obviously nipat lega but itane din laga doge or bina koi casualty naa jeet shaktey tumlog.. Samjha?? Issliye Main kuch din k liye aaya hun i promise, bhenchod woh cocaine ne bhai mujhe Pagal kardiya tha ab kam se kam bahaar aake woh nasha toh utarne dey.. Thoda dimag fresh hojaane dey.. Samjha naa?? Uske baad automatically chala jaaunga main.. Or haan tu brother tu gajab aadmi hai khudka jeevan tyaag raha hai.. Issliye main promise karta hun ek ko chhod dunga..

Aadmi - Thank you.. Thank you so much..

Maine banduk uthaai uske Uppar aim ki..

Abeer-Don't do this.. Sablog dekh rahe hain..

Main-Tera bhai tere liye jaan deraha hai??Isn't this crazy...

Ladki - Tu hum dono ko maarega.. I know it..

Main-Hell naa.. Itani badhiya deal di hai tere bhai ne mujhe.. You know i Love it jab koi ye karta hai... Tumhari majboori tumhari sadness Tumhaara ek dusare se durr hona tumhaara jaan ki bheekh maangana, isase mujhe nasha hota hai.. Ye dekh mujhe goosebumps aarahe hain isase.. I love it.. No drugs can match this.. None.. Ab tere andar tere bhai k liye koi khaas emotions hai nahi tu kuch din roegi and then back to normal or usme bhalla mera kya faayda .. Issliye..

Ye bolke maine turant bandukk uski taraf ki and uss ladki ki khopdi kholdi.. Idhar woh londa chilaaya piche se kai log chilaaye.... Uss ladki ki laash girri.. Or woh londa chilaata hua uske sath girra and uski laash ko pakkadke jhinjhodne laga usko...And guys this is it for me.. Yahi mera nasha hai.. Mera dimag ekdum khull gaya tha ye dekh k.. Fucking hell.. Wow... Woh grief woh emotions woh sadness fucking hell.. I love it..

Main-Jaa bhosdk baksh di teri jindagi.. AP apna promise kabhi nahi bhullta ek jaan bakhsh di hai..

Aadmi-Youuuuu..

Woh uthke meri taraf jhapta toh maine uske pait mein ek bhayanak punch diya jisse lagtey he woh khaanste or thukktey hue niche girra..

Main-I gave you gift of another life??Bakchodi na kar abhi nahi maarna caahta main tujhe.. Abhi maardunga toh tu apni behan ki moutt par roega kaise?? Woh nasha kaise millega mujhe?? Or most importantly abhi marr Jaega toh badla kaise lega bawligand apni behan ki moutt kaa.. Isliye bhaag jaa.. Go.. Prepare yourself.. Badla lena apni behan kaa.. I mean badla lene ki try karna... Obviously mera kuch ukhaad nahi shakta tu.. But ye aag jo lagi haina tere andar woh mujhe bahot enjoyment degi.. Go.. Now.. Bhaag naa maadarchod..

Aadmi - Y. Y.. You monster..

Main-Oh yeah... Thats exactly what I am.. Now leave before i change my mind bitch.. I'll blast you..Bhag maadarchod..

Maine usko laat maartey hue kaha or woh bhaaga rotey hue wahaan se..

Main-Wow... Just wow.. Aa be...

Main mudda toh Abeer ne mera hath pakkad liya..

Main-Bawligand.. Maar khaani hai toh seedha bol dey.. Hath pair tod deta hun tere..

Abeer-Pakka tu kuch din k liye aaya haina??

Main-Teri kasam..

Abeer - Phan ko maarne mein help karega humaari??

Main-Help?? Bhosdk maarunga he main.. Lawda tumlog kuch karoge.. Help.. Tumlog ghanta maaroge unhe..Tumlog maardo unhe?? Bhenchod itani durr se maine waise he thodi bulaaya hai unhe. Main toh pagal hun fir...

Abeer-Tune bulaaya hai unhe??

Main-Maine?? Naa.. Naa.. Nope.. Main kahaan?..nope.

Abeer-Sach bol.. Bhosdk..

Main-Lawde.. Main kaise bulaaunga main toh aaj aaya. .. Bulane se mera matlab hai itani durr se aaye hain mujhe maarne woh.. Woh chhod tu chinta matt kar i'll take care of everything now.. Bus koi bakchodi matt karna..

Abeer-Ok then you have to follow some rules..

Main-Arrey maalum hai bawligand.. Family k saamne sachaai nahi aani caahiye.. AP k relations kharaab nahi hone caahiye.. Koi innocent banda nahi marna caahiye.. Done.. Bus??

Abeer-Yeah..Main boldunga ki ye tere gusse ka issue hai uss wajah se tu thoda hallucinate wagairaah karega and thoda ajeeb behave karega..

Main-Cool.. Aaja ab..

Humlog waapis sabke pass gaye jo already shocked they ye sab se..

Mangal - Tune Ladki ko kyun maara? Or maara toh maara ladke ko. Kyun jaane diya??

Abeer-Ladki shyaanpatti karna caah rahi thi.. Kuch nikaal rahi thi piche se.. Or ladke ko issliye jaane diya taaki uske through humlog Cartel waalon takk pohanch jaaein kyunki unki toh shakal takk nahi jaantey humlog toh yahi leke jaaega untak..

Deva-Good plan.. Anjali ko call karke bata dey iss situation k baare mein..

Abeer-Bata diya hai maine she'll handle it.. Yahaan security double hojaaegi ab so koi issue nahi hai don't even worry about it..

Deva-Yeah.. Humlog nikalte hain.

Babhi-Meenu Don't worry haan.. Or haan new dates k liye humlog kal panditji se miltey hain..

Main-Kaaeki new dates??

Babhi - Shaadi ki or kiski..

Main-Shaadi ki new dates ki kya jarurat hai babhi?? Shaadi 29 December ko he hogi..

Babhi - Abhi tune he toh bola Woh Cartel waalon ki wajah se thoda reschedule karni padegi shaadi..

Main-Aji Haan.. Unke liye ghante reschedule hogi.. Aaplog taiyaariyaan karo subah k 3 baj gaye hain yaani 24 tareekh hogayi hai aaj.. 6 din baaki hain 6 din mein main phan Cartel ko 36 baar khatam kardun.. Issliye don't worry about it.. Shaadi on time hogi dhoom dhaam hogi kissi ko koi darrne ki jarurat nahi hai kissi ko security ki jarurat nahi hai kuch bhi nahi nothing at all.. I'll handle it trust me..

Babhi - Pakka??

Main-Yeah 100 takka....Lets go now sojao sablog..

Main Jaanwar or Ami nikale wahaan se haweli k liye and bhai wagairaah Meenu ki family ko samjhaatey reh gaye..

Ami-You are here at last...

Main-Yeah..

Ami - Kya karne aaye ho boss??

Main-Yeah.

Ami-Kya yeah?? Kya soch rahe ho boss..

Main-Interesting thought hai ek sun.. Main limited time k liye hun yahaan toh ab kaise naa kaise karke mujhe woh limited time ko he increase karna hai.. Toh kaise kiya jaaye woh increase.. Ye sun what if main iss bich sona bandh kardun.. Daily bc 6-8 hours increase hojaaenge then what if i avoid coffee and stuff and khaana bus dinner karun main.. 2 ghantey usme bachenge...Per day 10 hours bach gaye itane mein toh main pura haryana badal dunga..Holy fucking shit. Imagine.. Sleep k bina main 3 din toh minimum nikaal shakta hun. Khaana ek time khaake I'm chilling.. Kya kya karunga iss time mein main.. Thousands of plans thousands of opportunities.. Yessss..

Abeer-Tune Phan waalon ko kyun bulaaya??

Main-Mujhe kya pata... Maine thodi bulaaya i was joking..

Continued..

Yeh sanki 2.0 dono bhai bahen n tow kabhi Zindagi m Socha hi nahi hoga ki unke saath aisa ho Jayega woh ladka tow shock m hi kuch din nikal dega ki kaha woh apni bahen k liye khud ko Marne k liye bola or mar gayi bahen
Tow Phan walo ko khud bulaya 2.0 n flow flow m shayad Sach nikal gaya bas Abeer ko behlane k liye aisa bol raha h ki mene kaha bulaya
Baherhal dekhte aane wale in 6 dino m kitna qatle aam hota h kyon ki saara plan jo ready ker lia h
Zabardast shaandar lajawab update bhai

 

[Janu002]

Nice update

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Zabardast update