Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Guys as you all know main jald he waapsi karne waala hun story pe but i need some help from you guys, itane din baad likhna thoda complicated hota hai kyunki itane din loop se bahaar tha main so agar tumlog Mein se koi free hai toh mujhe iss part ka ek overview chaahiye like pehle update se 281 update takk ka keval is part ka. Karna keval ye hai ki harr 30 Updates ka ek overview banao ki 1 se 30 updates k bich ye ye hua mota mota jo main cheejein hui hain unke baare Mein likho and then 30 se 60 Mein ye hua or aage 281 takk(keval iss part k baaki stories k nahi chahiye mujhe) . Agar koi ye kar lega toh mujhe thodi aasaani hogi likhne mein and main jaldi likh paaunga. Agar koi ye karna chaahta hai toh mujhe message karo Personal and batao mujhe ASAP, yahaan story pe post nahi karna only in messages. Thanks in advance..

 

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Update-113(DE-ADDICTION) ​

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Gand faad press conference karke main wahan se seedha gaadi mein aaya or Ami ko leke nikala chopper ki taraf.. Iss bich bhai kaa call aaya sabse pehle toh woh bahot khuss they as usual.. Pure India mein aag laga di thi maine harr taraf humaare he charche horahe they.. Media, social media harr jagah main he tha as usual.. Bhai k phone k uppar CM wagairaah k calls aaye congratulate karne k liye maine sabko jawaab diya or tabtak deta raha jabtak mera sir dard karna shuru naa hogaya tab maine phone switch off kardiya and Humlog chopper mein baithtey..
Mera headache mujhe laga tha mere phone ki wajah se hua tha lekin ab woh badhta he gaya, kareeb 10 minutes baad mera sir bhayanak dard karne laga tha or uppar se chopper mein tha toh bhenchod rukkawa bhi naa shakta tha.. Mera sareer garam hone laga tha maano mujhe fever ho main literally mera body temperature increase hota hua feel kar paa raha tha or headache toh pucho matt.. Tabtak main samjh gaya tha ki ye phone ki wajah se nahi cocaine ki wajah se tha as maine kal raat ko dose nahi lee thi.. Holy shit bhenchod gand he fatt gayi thi meri..


Wahaan rakhe vomiting bags liye maine or usme ulti ki pehle toh and pilot ko kuch bhi karke jaldi karne ko kaha maine..


Ami-You good?


Main-Fever hai..


Ami ne mere sir par hath lagaya..


Ami-Yeah thoda bahot.. Thakk gaye hoge nind bhi puri nahi hui hai theek se..


Main - Dinner takk nahi kiya tha kal theek se..


Khair maine kaise naa kaise karke apni city takk manage kiya wahaan Jack lene aaya hua tha mujhe toh humlog gaadi mein baithe..


Main-Jack jaldi se pohancha dey sir Fatta jaa raha hai bc..


Jack - Ji bhai..


Humein 15 minutes lage honge haweli takk pohanchney mein or tabtak pain unimaginable hochuka tha bhenchod aankhon k aage baar - 2 andherra chaa raha tha.. Ab mujhe seedha room mein jaana tha bina rukke.. Gaadi rukktey he main turant bhaga andar lekin mujhe sablog wahin hall mein baithtey mille.. Actually Pandit ji aaye hue they toh sablog wahin baithtey they.. Bhai babhi Mangal Sam Ravi and Rishi..


Bhai-Aao aao.. Tumhara he wait tha.


Main-Main fresh hoke aaya bhai..


Ye bolke maine Pandit ji k pair chuwe and turant apne room mein aaya room mein aatey he kaanptey hue hathon se maine apna pouch nikaala and turant apni dose lee or bed par girr padda.. Bed par girra toh maano pura bed ghum raha tha holy fucking shit..Waise Toh cocaine lene k 2-3 minutes baad he main normal hojaata hun lekin Aaj mujhe normal hone mein 10-12 minutes lage bhenchod gand he naa fatt gayi thi.. Tab bhi sirdard puri tarah se theek nahi hua tha lekin niche naa jaauga toh sablog shakk karenge issliye main hath munh dhoke niche gaya, toh niche same situation thi..


Babhi - Abeer kahan hai??


Main - Gurugram se aaega woh..


Babhi-Ye injuries pakka minimum haina??


Main-Oh yeah babhi hath par thodi c jyaada hai bus..


Babhi-Kitani jyaada??


Main-Patti khol ke dikha he dun??


Babhi - Shut up... Baith..


Main-Thanks..


Babhi -Tujhe pata hai Pandit ji kya good news laaein hain tere liye??


Main-Mere liye?? Yaa Mangal k liye..?


Mangal-Chup be..


Babhi - Meenu ko bula raha tha naa tu kal, ki usko le kyun nahi aatey.


Main-Hell yeah.. Kab laana hai???


Babhi - 29th December..


Main-29..Arrey ye toh jald he toh hai.. Aaj 18 hai.


Babhi - Yep...


Babhi - Tere kehne k according sab jaldi jaldi karwa rahe hain samjha..


Main-Good.. Great actually great..


Babhi - Iske alawa fir March mei jaake dates thi..


Main-Oh hell no 3 maheene naa hoga wait ye sahi hai.. Best pandit ji..


So bhai and babhi ab Meenu ki family ko call karne lage and baaki formalities hone lagi toh main apne room mein aagaya ye bolke ki mujhe disturb naa karein...


Meri haalat firse kharaab hone lagi thi yaani sirdard firse waapis aagaya tha, bhenchod Cocaine ne kaam karna bandh kardiya kya?? Hell no.. Aisa thodi hota hai bhenchod..


Main waapis aatey he bed par lait gaya or mujhe kab nind aagayi ye mujhe khud naa pata chala..Or soya bhi toh aisa soya ki bhenchod jab utha toh aisa laga maano main kai maheeno se bimar hun.. Mere sareer kaa ek ek joint tutt raha tha, mujhe itani jyaada thakaan feel horahi thi ki mujhmein karwat badalne ki himmat takk nahi thi.. Jiska reason mujhe pata chala jab maine mere maathe par hath lagaaya toh bhenchod mera maatha literally jall raha tha like jall raha tha yaani mujhe bhayanak bukhaar tha.. Mera sirdard jaa chuka tha lekin baaki harr tarah kaa dard tha mujhe.. Bhenchod ye bukhaar kahaan se aagaya ab..


Main badi he muskill se bed se utha or mere cabinet se thermometer nikaalke waapis bed par laaya bhenchod 4 kadam chalne mein mujhe saans chadd gaye they.. Ok this is serious bhenchod bukhaar kahaan se aagaya subah takk toh theek tha..


Maine temperature check kiya toh bhenchod mujhe 104° bukhaar tha.. 104 bhenchod no wonder meri gand fatti paddi thi idhar.. Maadarchod.. Maine phone uthaaya Ruhi ko call karne k liye toh bhenchod 6 baj gaye they shyaam k, main pichle 8 ghanto se soraha tha.. Holy shit bro.. Kissi din bhenchod sota sota he marr jaunga Maadarchod main.. Khair maine Ruhi ko call kiya..


Ruhi-Hello darling..


Main-Ok i need some help over here..


Ruhi - Boliye sir..


Main-So mereko bukhaar hai toh koi dawaai deja..


Ruhi - Arrey paracetamol hogi naa Dolo wagairaah lele..


Main-Pura naam bol..


Ruhi-Kitana hai bukhaar check kiya??


Main-104..


Ruhi - 104???Kya baat kar raha hai??


Main-Teri kasam..


Ruhi - Fir pagal tablet se kaam nahi chalega it's an medical emergency, main General Physician ko bhej rahi hun abhi..


Main-Kisse Jayant ji ko??


Ruhi - Yeah..


Jayant ji actually humaare bahot puraane family doctor hain normal illness etcetera k liye ye Ruhi k uncle hain..


Ruhi - 104 Bukhaar kaise hogaya??


Main-Itana he pata hota toh main tere hospital mein doctor naa hota..


Ruhi - Ok.. Phone cut kar jyaada bol matt 15 minutes mein Uncle aarahe hain..


Main-Ok..


Call disconnected..


Bhenchod, Bukhaar mujhe ho kaise gaya kyunki ye sab normal bimaariyan yun he nahi hojaati mujhe.. Uske liye koi naa koi reason hota hai.. Lekin bhenchod Cocaine ki dose bhi le he lee thi maine or usase bhi koi farak nahi padda.. Or aise toh bichmein ek din chhodke ek din Pehle Bhi try kar chuka hun main tab toh aisa kuch nahi hua.. Toh kya chakkar hai??


High fever, tiredness, joint pain, aata jaata headache .. Hmmm.. Ek second.. Arrey maadarchod ye toh.. Arrey ye toh. Fucking hell.. Ye toh bhenchod De Addiction k side effects hain..
I mean jab koi drugs ko chhod raha hota hai toh kuch din baad ye side effects hotey hain.. I am 1000% sure kyunki mere sath aisa hua tha jab maine Headquarters jaake drugs chhode they i mean vertigo chhoda tha.. Yaani jab mera sir dard delhi hone laga tha woh drugs jaane ki wajah se tha or main chutiya waapis aake cocaine legaya..


Obviously main kai din se ye sab try kar he raha tha or pichle kai din se toh main naaa k baraabar dose leraha tha or kabhi kabhaar toh skip bhi kar deraha tha..


Main sure tha but confirm karna tha mujhe or uske liye mujhe aise bande se puchni thi jisne drugs chhode hon recently, or Vaani se better kya he hoga bhenchod woh bhi toh bahot jyaada dose leti thi.. Maine Riya ko message kiya ki mujhe Vaani ka number dey koi kaam hai.. Or woh maano phone k uppar he baithi thi 30 seconds mein usne message dekh bhi liya or number bhej bhi diya..khair Maine turant Vaani ko call kiya..


Vaani-Hello..


Main-Hey Vaani it's AP..


Vaani-Hi bhaiyya..


Main-Hey.. Kaisi hai??


Vaani-I'm good.. Aap?


Main-I am good.. Sun mujhe kuch puchana tha terese..


Vaani-Yeah sure..


Main-Jab tera De addiction treatment chal raha tha naa tab obviously tujhe pehle 2-3 din kaa kuch yaad nahi hoga but uske baad k symptoms kya they tere?? 3rd day se.. Yaad hain..


Vaani - Oh yeah mujhe ek ek cheej yaad hai bhai that was like hell.. Sabse mainly toh headache and chakkar.. Then bukhaar unbearable bukhaar itana mujhe kabhi nahi hua.. Then body pain maano mujhe kissi ne harr part par dandey maarein hain..


Main-Tiredness?? Thakaan??


Vaani-Oh yeah ye bhi hila takk nahi jaata tha bed se.. Uske baad fir loose motions and be hisaab vomiting, behisab.. Because you know body un sab toxic particles ko bahaar nikalti hai... Vomiting mein khoon takk aata hai..


Main-ok ok.. Kitane din takk raha tha ye sab??


Vaani- 3 - 4 din raha tha Ruhi di ne bataya tha ki ye last phase hai isase meri body khud lad legi and I'll be fine but bahot bura time tha woh bhi bhaiya.. Itani kamjor main ussi phase mein hui thi..


Main-Thank-you koi puch raha tha actually usko bhi admit karwana hai..


Vaani - No problem bhaiya..


Call disconnected..


Bhenchod..


Continued..

 

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Update-114(Fuckedddd)​

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Ok.. Log bhenchod drug de addiction yaa rehabs k liye bade bade hospitals mein jaatey hain kuch toh foreign countries mein jaatey hain or meri body dekho bhenchod ghar baithtey - 2 rehab process suru kardi, woh bhi khudse.. Bhenchod itana badhiya bhi nahi hona tha..


Maadarchod.. Ghar baithtey baithtey de addiction process thodi jhel paaunga main bhenchod log hospitals mein naa seh paate..


But bhenchod isko roka kaise jaaye.. Main rok nahi shakta isko kyunki sab automated hai bhenchod.. Ghar raha toh gand fatt jaaegi or hospital gaya toh poll khull jaaegi, kyunki wahaan toh doctors tests kartey he bata denge ki dikkat kya hai mujhe.. Maadarchod karun toh karun kya..


Kya be lawde tension leta hai tu AP hai bhosdk teri body kuch bhi kar shakti hai.. Teri body k baare mein doctors ko nahi pata bhenchod toh tujhe kya he pata hoga..


Main khudki tareef kar he raha tha ki mera gate khulla or Babhi andar aai and unke sath Doctor Jayant.. Babhi kaa cehra ekdum serious tha, reason kyunki maine unko nahi bataya main bimar hun..


Babhi - Tujhe 104 Bukhaar hai??


Main-Yeah.. Sorry.. Woh Ruhi k pass call kartey he mujhe firse nind aagayi toh bata nahi paaya..


Babhi - Kaise hua??


Main-I don't know babhi.. Maybe Shardi ki wajah se..


Jayant - Aajkal common hai Deepu beta viral fever, but itana badh kaise gaya ekdum se AP..


Main-Aap batao uncle..


Jayant - Lo dekhtey hain...


Woh apna dabba nikaalke mere bed par baithe or ek or thermometer diya mujhe and lage checkup karne.. Tabtak bhai bhi uppar aagaye..


Main-Arrey bhai.. Aap uppar kyun aaye ho.. Doctor ne mana kiya hai seedhiyaan chaddne se.. Bukhaar he toh hai.. I'm fine..


Deva-Chup reh tu..


Jayant - Fine nahi ho sehjaadey.. 105 temperature hai.. Medical emergency hoti hai 105 par or tum bol kaise rahe ho itana clearly i dont know..Baaki sab toh normal hai.. Toh fir yun achanak se itana tej fever doesn't make sense..


Deva-Kaka hospital lejaana hai isko??


Jayant - Aaj toh rehney detey hain Deva, main kuch dawaai dedeta hun and injections laga dunga.. Subha takk bukhaar kam hua toh theek otherwise lejaana padega..


Deva-Ok..


Jayant - Kuch khaaya hai??


Main-Actually nahi.. Kuch kya kuch bhi nahi khaaya hai kalse..kal raatko bhi bus thoda saa khaaya tha.. So technically parson se theek se kuch nahi khaaya hai.


Jayant - Shabbas.. Isko kuch khila diya karo beta yaa weight loose kar raha hai??


Babhi - Subah gaya tab bhi bola tha uncle maine ki nasta bana deti hun.. Lekin nahi.. Isko bus missions ki paddi rehti hai..


Jayant-Kuch khaana jarur halka fulka he sahi.


Doctor ne 3 injections lagaaye mujhe and kuch tablets di kuch abhi k liye and baaki agar bukhaar waapis aaye tab k liye..


Jayant - Raat ko sambhaaltey rehna beta isko bukhaar jyaada ho toh mujhe phone karna or seedha hospital le aana.. Or ek gila kapda lagatey raho iske sir par..


Babhi-Ji uncle..


Uske baad uncle chale gaye.. And main bhenchod pray karne laga raatko bukhaar badhe naa.. Kyunki main kissi bhi haalat mein hospital jaana nahi caahta tha wahaan jaaunga toh poll khull jaaegi bc.. Ab uncle k jaane k baad babhi mere pass he baithi rahi.. Or unke alawa jaise jaise sabko pata chalne laga sab aaye mere pass but kissi ko rukne nahi diya babhi ne..


Ab injections and tablets k baad mera bukhaar jarur kam hua but mera headache, dizziness and body ache double hogaye.. And uppar se vomiting bhenchod agle 2 ghantey mein 8 baar vomiting hui mujhe last mein toh nikalna he bandh hogaya andar se kuch but still vomiting jaari thi.. Loosemotion bhi suru hue but woh utane nahi hue so yeah totally blunder haalat hogayi thi meri.. Mera dum guth raha tha wahaan bed par paddey - 2.. Maine jyaada react nahi kiya kyunki react karta toh babhi samjh jaati ki kuch issue hai or mujhe hospital jaana padta.. Issliye maine bus vomiting kaa he bola unko baaki koi dikkat nahi, jabki bhenchod dikkat bahot jyaada thi.. Mera sir aise ghhum raha tha maano maine vertigo liya ho literally..


Situation ab ye thi ki Mujhe 20 minutes nind aati fir aankh khull jaati kyunki aachanak se sirdard badh jaata toh aankh khull jaati.. Dinner wagairaah hua sabka toh Rishi mere liye khichdi leke uppar aaya or babhi niche dinner karne gayi.. Mujhe bhayanak bhook lagi thi toh khichdi bhi bharr pait khaai jabki mujhe maalum tha ki vomiting bahot jyaada hone waali thi but bhook k aage kissi ki kuch naa chali maine khichdi finish ki and kuch minutes k liye meri body ko chain milla body ache and headache bhi rukk gaya tha lekin kuch he minutes baad suru hua vomiting kaa first round or bhaisahaab jo gand fatti hai fir.. By god itana khaaya naa tha jitana nikal gaya itani vomiting ki wajah se mera pait bhi bhayanak dard karne laga tha, or headache and body aches bhi waapis aagaye they. babhi ne Jayant uncle ko bataai ye baat toh unhone bola ki its ok bus bukhaar naa ho ek baar then vomiting wagairaah ko sambhaal lenge..Idhar bhenchod ulti kar kar k aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi..


Raat 11:30 baje babhi or Rishi nikale mere room se or Ami aagayi..


Ami - Boss you look like shit. Ek he din mein Tom cruise se tapori cruise lagne lag gaye..


Main-Puch matt yaar..


Ab meri haalat raat 1 baje takk naa sudhri or ye bhenchod system se bahaar horaha tha, ab gand fatt gayi thi bhenchod literally... Aise toh bhenchod marr jaaunga main fucking hell.. Ab mujhe mera barhmaaastar use karna he padega.. Bahot hua bhenchod itana thodi sehna hai mujhe.. But uske liye mujhe Ami ko bhejna tha yahaan se..


Main-A Ami..sun.. Sogayi??


Ami-Nope..bolo..


Main-Niche jaa thoda dudh garam karke laa meetha tej and ilaaichi daalke.. Go..


Ami - Ok boss...


Ye sunke Ami room se bahaar nikali or maine turant Sunaina darling ko call kiya.. Sunaina darling yaad haina?? Delhi headquarters mein jo Ranjit ji ki right hand hai.. Or meri khaasam khaas abe kal jisne doctor bulwaake meri injuries ko treat karwaaya tha..


Sunaina ne ek baar mein phone naa uthaaya but second time phone uthaaya usne turant..


Sunaina - Boss you good?? Itani raatko??


Main - Good he toh nahi hun.. Ek kaam kar asap Snow se connect kar mujhe headquarters mein..


Sunaina - Abhi?? Aisa kya hua??


Main-Medical emergency. Kal bataaunga.. Jaldi kar..


Sunaina - Ok boss..


Sunaina ka call cut hua or 1 minute baad he mera phone baja unknown number tha..


Snow - Boss?? Sab theek?? What's happening..theek ho??


Main-Nope not at all.. I need some help kahaan hai?? Headquarters??


Snow - Yep..


Main-Seconds k hissab se jaake Niharika di se baat karwa.. Sawaal baadmein..


Snow - 2 minutes mein karwaati hun boss..


Main-Minutes matt laga..


Snow - almost 500 meters durr jaana hai boss..


Main-Quick..


Call disconnected..


Ab Doctor niharika he iska ilaaj kar shakti hain, warna idhar toh bhenchod gand he fatt jaaegi.. Aise thodi chalega.. Ab kareeb 2 minutes baad mera phone baja lekin ussi time Ami ne door khola toh maine phone silent kiya..


Ami-Yelo boss..


Maine usase dudh liya ek guth peeya..


Main-Ewww! Tasteless hai yaar ye toh..


Ami-Taste buds gaye honge fever mein boss..


Main-Maybe.. Ek kaam kar coffee he bana laa iski..


Ami - Ok laao..


Ami ne dudh liya or woh waapis chali gayi and maine second ring mein phone uthaaya..


Niharika - AP theek hai tu??


Main-Theek he toh nahi hun didi..i am fucked Time kam hai suno.. So inshort India mein cocaine kaa naya version aaya hai jo pure hai like bahot jyada pure.. So aapko pata hai agar itana pure drugs hai toh...


Niharika -Toh tera try karne ka mann hogaya hoga..


Main-Oh yeah bhayanak so maine try kiya toh kya cheej thi di bhayanak badhiya.. Toh ab..


Niharika -Tune regularly lena suru kardiya..


Main-Yeah.. Then mujhe realise hua ye cheej jitani badhiya hai utana he addictive hai toh...


Niharika - Realise hua tabtak toh late hochuka tha..


Niharika di firse meri baat kaat k boli..


Main - Exactly.. Then ab main thehra godlike aadmi mujhe bhalla kya he Addicted bana lega koi.. So maine apna simple de addiction treatment chaalu kardiya.. Per day kam par kam karta gaya and then kuch din baad ek aad din skip bhi kardeta sab theek tha... Fir..


Niharika - Fir achanak se De-Addiction ki final stage ne kick in kiya hoga or ab tujhse sambhala naa jaaraha..


Main-Exactly you are a god you know that??


Niharika - Yeah naya kuch bol.. I know you too well..


Main-Ab Obviously sambhaal toh main leta but yahan bata nahi shakta ki reason kya hai. Issliye i am fucked pretty bad 40+ baar vomiting hochuki hai deadly headache body ache.. Chakkar aana.. Hallucinations.. I am completely fucked..


Niharika - Or bukhaar?? nahi hai??


Main - 105 tha but injections and tablets lene k baad se kaafi kam hua hai..


Niharika - Ok.. Samjh gayi..


Main- So di ab kuch bhi karo jaldi se mera jaddi buti(herbs) and medicine package bhejo.. Ek kaam karo abhi ready karke snow ko do woh subah takk pohanch jaaegi mujh takk..


Niharika - Ok...Sure..No worries.. But yaad rakhna Herbs keval teri dikkaton ko theek karengi de addiction kaa sabse bada weapon tera mind hai.. Ye sab bataane ki jarurat nahi hai tujhe as tu countless times de addiction process ko khud complete kar chuka hai.. Issliye agar tujhe theek hona hai toh apne mind ko control rakh.. Baaki kaam meri dawaai kar dengi.. Ye sab tujhe already pata he hai jabtak tera mind tere control mein hai tujhe koi harra nahi shakta..


Main-Got you.. Di.. Snow ko bolna asap.. And apne dono k bich ki baat hai ye..


Niharika - Yep...


Call disconnected..


Ab maine phone cut kiya toh mujhe Ami ki parchai dikhi gate k uppar..


Main-FUCK.


Continued..

 

[AP 316]

2Updates Posted bhidulog read and give reviews same deal on hai apni.

 

[AP 316]

2 update mil jaye to din ban jayega AP bhai.

Tumhare kehne par specially 2 Updates diye hain bhai woh bhi exam k din..
Hopefully din ban jaaye tumhaara

 

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Moj kr di bro
Superb update

 

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Update-114(Fuckedddd)​

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Ok.. Log bhenchod drug de addiction yaa rehabs k liye bade bade hospitals mein jaatey hain kuch toh foreign countries mein jaatey hain or meri body dekho bhenchod ghar baithtey - 2 rehab process suru kardi, woh bhi khudse.. Bhenchod itana badhiya bhi nahi hona tha..


Maadarchod.. Ghar baithtey baithtey de addiction process thodi jhel paaunga main bhenchod log hospitals mein naa seh paate..


But bhenchod isko roka kaise jaaye.. Main rok nahi shakta isko kyunki sab automated hai bhenchod.. Ghar raha toh gand fatt jaaegi or hospital gaya toh poll khull jaaegi, kyunki wahaan toh doctors tests kartey he bata denge ki dikkat kya hai mujhe.. Maadarchod karun toh karun kya..


Kya be lawde tension leta hai tu AP hai bhosdk teri body kuch bhi kar shakti hai.. Teri body k baare mein doctors ko nahi pata bhenchod toh tujhe kya he pata hoga..


Main khudki tareef kar he raha tha ki mera gate khulla or Babhi andar aai and unke sath Doctor Jayant.. Babhi kaa cehra ekdum serious tha, reason kyunki maine unko nahi bataya main bimar hun..


Babhi - Tujhe 104 Bukhaar hai??


Main-Yeah.. Sorry.. Woh Ruhi k pass call kartey he mujhe firse nind aagayi toh bata nahi paaya..


Babhi - Kaise hua??


Main-I don't know babhi.. Maybe Shardi ki wajah se..


Jayant - Aajkal common hai Deepu beta viral fever, but itana badh kaise gaya ekdum se AP..


Main-Aap batao uncle..


Jayant - Lo dekhtey hain...


Woh apna dabba nikaalke mere bed par baithe or ek or thermometer diya mujhe and lage checkup karne.. Tabtak bhai bhi uppar aagaye..


Main-Arrey bhai.. Aap uppar kyun aaye ho.. Doctor ne mana kiya hai seedhiyaan chaddne se.. Bukhaar he toh hai.. I'm fine..


Deva-Chup reh tu..


Jayant - Fine nahi ho sehjaadey.. 105 temperature hai.. Medical emergency hoti hai 105 par or tum bol kaise rahe ho itana clearly i dont know..Baaki sab toh normal hai.. Toh fir yun achanak se itana tej fever doesn't make sense..


Deva-Kaka hospital lejaana hai isko??


Jayant - Aaj toh rehney detey hain Deva, main kuch dawaai dedeta hun and injections laga dunga.. Subha takk bukhaar kam hua toh theek otherwise lejaana padega..


Deva-Ok..


Jayant - Kuch khaaya hai??


Main-Actually nahi.. Kuch kya kuch bhi nahi khaaya hai kalse..kal raatko bhi bus thoda saa khaaya tha.. So technically parson se theek se kuch nahi khaaya hai.


Jayant - Shabbas.. Isko kuch khila diya karo beta yaa weight loose kar raha hai??


Babhi - Subah gaya tab bhi bola tha uncle maine ki nasta bana deti hun.. Lekin nahi.. Isko bus missions ki paddi rehti hai..


Jayant-Kuch khaana jarur halka fulka he sahi.


Doctor ne 3 injections lagaaye mujhe and kuch tablets di kuch abhi k liye and baaki agar bukhaar waapis aaye tab k liye..


Jayant - Raat ko sambhaaltey rehna beta isko bukhaar jyaada ho toh mujhe phone karna or seedha hospital le aana.. Or ek gila kapda lagatey raho iske sir par..


Babhi-Ji uncle..


Uske baad uncle chale gaye.. And main bhenchod pray karne laga raatko bukhaar badhe naa.. Kyunki main kissi bhi haalat mein hospital jaana nahi caahta tha wahaan jaaunga toh poll khull jaaegi bc.. Ab uncle k jaane k baad babhi mere pass he baithi rahi.. Or unke alawa jaise jaise sabko pata chalne laga sab aaye mere pass but kissi ko rukne nahi diya babhi ne..


Ab injections and tablets k baad mera bukhaar jarur kam hua but mera headache, dizziness and body ache double hogaye.. And uppar se vomiting bhenchod agle 2 ghantey mein 8 baar vomiting hui mujhe last mein toh nikalna he bandh hogaya andar se kuch but still vomiting jaari thi.. Loosemotion bhi suru hue but woh utane nahi hue so yeah totally blunder haalat hogayi thi meri.. Mera dum guth raha tha wahaan bed par paddey - 2.. Maine jyaada react nahi kiya kyunki react karta toh babhi samjh jaati ki kuch issue hai or mujhe hospital jaana padta.. Issliye maine bus vomiting kaa he bola unko baaki koi dikkat nahi, jabki bhenchod dikkat bahot jyaada thi.. Mera sir aise ghhum raha tha maano maine vertigo liya ho literally..


Situation ab ye thi ki Mujhe 20 minutes nind aati fir aankh khull jaati kyunki aachanak se sirdard badh jaata toh aankh khull jaati.. Dinner wagairaah hua sabka toh Rishi mere liye khichdi leke uppar aaya or babhi niche dinner karne gayi.. Mujhe bhayanak bhook lagi thi toh khichdi bhi bharr pait khaai jabki mujhe maalum tha ki vomiting bahot jyaada hone waali thi but bhook k aage kissi ki kuch naa chali maine khichdi finish ki and kuch minutes k liye meri body ko chain milla body ache and headache bhi rukk gaya tha lekin kuch he minutes baad suru hua vomiting kaa first round or bhaisahaab jo gand fatti hai fir.. By god itana khaaya naa tha jitana nikal gaya itani vomiting ki wajah se mera pait bhi bhayanak dard karne laga tha, or headache and body aches bhi waapis aagaye they. babhi ne Jayant uncle ko bataai ye baat toh unhone bola ki its ok bus bukhaar naa ho ek baar then vomiting wagairaah ko sambhaal lenge..Idhar bhenchod ulti kar kar k aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi..


Raat 11:30 baje babhi or Rishi nikale mere room se or Ami aagayi..


Ami - Boss you look like shit. Ek he din mein Tom cruise se tapori cruise lagne lag gaye..


Main-Puch matt yaar..


Ab meri haalat raat 1 baje takk naa sudhri or ye bhenchod system se bahaar horaha tha, ab gand fatt gayi thi bhenchod literally... Aise toh bhenchod marr jaaunga main fucking hell.. Ab mujhe mera barhmaaastar use karna he padega.. Bahot hua bhenchod itana thodi sehna hai mujhe.. But uske liye mujhe Ami ko bhejna tha yahaan se..


Main-A Ami..sun.. Sogayi??


Ami-Nope..bolo..


Main-Niche jaa thoda dudh garam karke laa meetha tej and ilaaichi daalke.. Go..


Ami - Ok boss...


Ye sunke Ami room se bahaar nikali or maine turant Sunaina darling ko call kiya.. Sunaina darling yaad haina?? Delhi headquarters mein jo Ranjit ji ki right hand hai.. Or meri khaasam khaas abe kal jisne doctor bulwaake meri injuries ko treat karwaaya tha..


Sunaina ne ek baar mein phone naa uthaaya but second time phone uthaaya usne turant..


Sunaina - Boss you good?? Itani raatko??


Main - Good he toh nahi hun.. Ek kaam kar asap Snow se connect kar mujhe headquarters mein..


Sunaina - Abhi?? Aisa kya hua??


Main-Medical emergency. Kal bataaunga.. Jaldi kar..


Sunaina - Ok boss..


Sunaina ka call cut hua or 1 minute baad he mera phone baja unknown number tha..


Snow - Boss?? Sab theek?? What's happening..theek ho??


Main-Nope not at all.. I need some help kahaan hai?? Headquarters??


Snow - Yep..


Main-Seconds k hissab se jaake Niharika di se baat karwa.. Sawaal baadmein..


Snow - 2 minutes mein karwaati hun boss..


Main-Minutes matt laga..


Snow - almost 500 meters durr jaana hai boss..


Main-Quick..


Call disconnected..


Ab Doctor niharika he iska ilaaj kar shakti hain, warna idhar toh bhenchod gand he fatt jaaegi.. Aise thodi chalega.. Ab kareeb 2 minutes baad mera phone baja lekin ussi time Ami ne door khola toh maine phone silent kiya..


Ami-Yelo boss..


Maine usase dudh liya ek guth peeya..


Main-Ewww! Tasteless hai yaar ye toh..


Ami-Taste buds gaye honge fever mein boss..


Main-Maybe.. Ek kaam kar coffee he bana laa iski..


Ami - Ok laao..


Ami ne dudh liya or woh waapis chali gayi and maine second ring mein phone uthaaya..


Niharika - AP theek hai tu??


Main-Theek he toh nahi hun didi..i am fucked Time kam hai suno.. So inshort India mein cocaine kaa naya version aaya hai jo pure hai like bahot jyada pure.. So aapko pata hai agar itana pure drugs hai toh...


Niharika -Toh tera try karne ka mann hogaya hoga..


Main-Oh yeah bhayanak so maine try kiya toh kya cheej thi di bhayanak badhiya.. Toh ab..


Niharika -Tune regularly lena suru kardiya..


Main-Yeah.. Then mujhe realise hua ye cheej jitani badhiya hai utana he addictive hai toh...


Niharika - Realise hua tabtak toh late hochuka tha..


Niharika di firse meri baat kaat k boli..


Main - Exactly.. Then ab main thehra godlike aadmi mujhe bhalla kya he Addicted bana lega koi.. So maine apna simple de addiction treatment chaalu kardiya.. Per day kam par kam karta gaya and then kuch din baad ek aad din skip bhi kardeta sab theek tha... Fir..


Niharika - Fir achanak se De-Addiction ki final stage ne kick in kiya hoga or ab tujhse sambhala naa jaaraha..


Main-Exactly you are a god you know that??


Niharika - Yeah naya kuch bol.. I know you too well..


Main-Ab Obviously sambhaal toh main leta but yahan bata nahi shakta ki reason kya hai. Issliye i am fucked pretty bad 40+ baar vomiting hochuki hai deadly headache body ache.. Chakkar aana.. Hallucinations.. I am completely fucked..


Niharika - Or bukhaar?? nahi hai??


Main - 105 tha but injections and tablets lene k baad se kaafi kam hua hai..


Niharika - Ok.. Samjh gayi..


Main- So di ab kuch bhi karo jaldi se mera jaddi buti(herbs) and medicine package bhejo.. Ek kaam karo abhi ready karke snow ko do woh subah takk pohanch jaaegi mujh takk..


Niharika - Ok...Sure..No worries.. But yaad rakhna Herbs keval teri dikkaton ko theek karengi de addiction kaa sabse bada weapon tera mind hai.. Ye sab bataane ki jarurat nahi hai tujhe as tu countless times de addiction process ko khud complete kar chuka hai.. Issliye agar tujhe theek hona hai toh apne mind ko control rakh.. Baaki kaam meri dawaai kar dengi.. Ye sab tujhe already pata he hai jabtak tera mind tere control mein hai tujhe koi harra nahi shakta..


Main-Got you.. Di.. Snow ko bolna asap.. And apne dono k bich ki baat hai ye..


Niharika - Yep...


Call disconnected..


Ab maine phone cut kiya toh mujhe Ami ki parchai dikhi gate k uppar..


Main-FUCK.


Continued..

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Update-114(Fuckedddd)​

114


Ok.. Log bhenchod drug de addiction yaa rehabs k liye bade bade hospitals mein jaatey hain kuch toh foreign countries mein jaatey hain or meri body dekho bhenchod ghar baithtey - 2 rehab process suru kardi, woh bhi khudse.. Bhenchod itana badhiya bhi nahi hona tha..


Maadarchod.. Ghar baithtey baithtey de addiction process thodi jhel paaunga main bhenchod log hospitals mein naa seh paate..


But bhenchod isko roka kaise jaaye.. Main rok nahi shakta isko kyunki sab automated hai bhenchod.. Ghar raha toh gand fatt jaaegi or hospital gaya toh poll khull jaaegi, kyunki wahaan toh doctors tests kartey he bata denge ki dikkat kya hai mujhe.. Maadarchod karun toh karun kya..


Kya be lawde tension leta hai tu AP hai bhosdk teri body kuch bhi kar shakti hai.. Teri body k baare mein doctors ko nahi pata bhenchod toh tujhe kya he pata hoga..


Main khudki tareef kar he raha tha ki mera gate khulla or Babhi andar aai and unke sath Doctor Jayant.. Babhi kaa cehra ekdum serious tha, reason kyunki maine unko nahi bataya main bimar hun..


Babhi - Tujhe 104 Bukhaar hai??


Main-Yeah.. Sorry.. Woh Ruhi k pass call kartey he mujhe firse nind aagayi toh bata nahi paaya..


Babhi - Kaise hua??


Main-I don't know babhi.. Maybe Shardi ki wajah se..


Jayant - Aajkal common hai Deepu beta viral fever, but itana badh kaise gaya ekdum se AP..


Main-Aap batao uncle..


Jayant - Lo dekhtey hain...


Woh apna dabba nikaalke mere bed par baithe or ek or thermometer diya mujhe and lage checkup karne.. Tabtak bhai bhi uppar aagaye..


Main-Arrey bhai.. Aap uppar kyun aaye ho.. Doctor ne mana kiya hai seedhiyaan chaddne se.. Bukhaar he toh hai.. I'm fine..


Deva-Chup reh tu..


Jayant - Fine nahi ho sehjaadey.. 105 temperature hai.. Medical emergency hoti hai 105 par or tum bol kaise rahe ho itana clearly i dont know..Baaki sab toh normal hai.. Toh fir yun achanak se itana tej fever doesn't make sense..


Deva-Kaka hospital lejaana hai isko??


Jayant - Aaj toh rehney detey hain Deva, main kuch dawaai dedeta hun and injections laga dunga.. Subha takk bukhaar kam hua toh theek otherwise lejaana padega..


Deva-Ok..


Jayant - Kuch khaaya hai??


Main-Actually nahi.. Kuch kya kuch bhi nahi khaaya hai kalse..kal raatko bhi bus thoda saa khaaya tha.. So technically parson se theek se kuch nahi khaaya hai.


Jayant - Shabbas.. Isko kuch khila diya karo beta yaa weight loose kar raha hai??


Babhi - Subah gaya tab bhi bola tha uncle maine ki nasta bana deti hun.. Lekin nahi.. Isko bus missions ki paddi rehti hai..


Jayant-Kuch khaana jarur halka fulka he sahi.


Doctor ne 3 injections lagaaye mujhe and kuch tablets di kuch abhi k liye and baaki agar bukhaar waapis aaye tab k liye..


Jayant - Raat ko sambhaaltey rehna beta isko bukhaar jyaada ho toh mujhe phone karna or seedha hospital le aana.. Or ek gila kapda lagatey raho iske sir par..


Babhi-Ji uncle..


Uske baad uncle chale gaye.. And main bhenchod pray karne laga raatko bukhaar badhe naa.. Kyunki main kissi bhi haalat mein hospital jaana nahi caahta tha wahaan jaaunga toh poll khull jaaegi bc.. Ab uncle k jaane k baad babhi mere pass he baithi rahi.. Or unke alawa jaise jaise sabko pata chalne laga sab aaye mere pass but kissi ko rukne nahi diya babhi ne..


Ab injections and tablets k baad mera bukhaar jarur kam hua but mera headache, dizziness and body ache double hogaye.. And uppar se vomiting bhenchod agle 2 ghantey mein 8 baar vomiting hui mujhe last mein toh nikalna he bandh hogaya andar se kuch but still vomiting jaari thi.. Loosemotion bhi suru hue but woh utane nahi hue so yeah totally blunder haalat hogayi thi meri.. Mera dum guth raha tha wahaan bed par paddey - 2.. Maine jyaada react nahi kiya kyunki react karta toh babhi samjh jaati ki kuch issue hai or mujhe hospital jaana padta.. Issliye maine bus vomiting kaa he bola unko baaki koi dikkat nahi, jabki bhenchod dikkat bahot jyaada thi.. Mera sir aise ghhum raha tha maano maine vertigo liya ho literally..


Situation ab ye thi ki Mujhe 20 minutes nind aati fir aankh khull jaati kyunki aachanak se sirdard badh jaata toh aankh khull jaati.. Dinner wagairaah hua sabka toh Rishi mere liye khichdi leke uppar aaya or babhi niche dinner karne gayi.. Mujhe bhayanak bhook lagi thi toh khichdi bhi bharr pait khaai jabki mujhe maalum tha ki vomiting bahot jyaada hone waali thi but bhook k aage kissi ki kuch naa chali maine khichdi finish ki and kuch minutes k liye meri body ko chain milla body ache and headache bhi rukk gaya tha lekin kuch he minutes baad suru hua vomiting kaa first round or bhaisahaab jo gand fatti hai fir.. By god itana khaaya naa tha jitana nikal gaya itani vomiting ki wajah se mera pait bhi bhayanak dard karne laga tha, or headache and body aches bhi waapis aagaye they. babhi ne Jayant uncle ko bataai ye baat toh unhone bola ki its ok bus bukhaar naa ho ek baar then vomiting wagairaah ko sambhaal lenge..Idhar bhenchod ulti kar kar k aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi..


Raat 11:30 baje babhi or Rishi nikale mere room se or Ami aagayi..


Ami - Boss you look like shit. Ek he din mein Tom cruise se tapori cruise lagne lag gaye..


Main-Puch matt yaar..


Ab meri haalat raat 1 baje takk naa sudhri or ye bhenchod system se bahaar horaha tha, ab gand fatt gayi thi bhenchod literally... Aise toh bhenchod marr jaaunga main fucking hell.. Ab mujhe mera barhmaaastar use karna he padega.. Bahot hua bhenchod itana thodi sehna hai mujhe.. But uske liye mujhe Ami ko bhejna tha yahaan se..


Main-A Ami..sun.. Sogayi??


Ami-Nope..bolo..


Main-Niche jaa thoda dudh garam karke laa meetha tej and ilaaichi daalke.. Go..


Ami - Ok boss...


Ye sunke Ami room se bahaar nikali or maine turant Sunaina darling ko call kiya.. Sunaina darling yaad haina?? Delhi headquarters mein jo Ranjit ji ki right hand hai.. Or meri khaasam khaas abe kal jisne doctor bulwaake meri injuries ko treat karwaaya tha..


Sunaina ne ek baar mein phone naa uthaaya but second time phone uthaaya usne turant..


Sunaina - Boss you good?? Itani raatko??


Main - Good he toh nahi hun.. Ek kaam kar asap Snow se connect kar mujhe headquarters mein..


Sunaina - Abhi?? Aisa kya hua??


Main-Medical emergency. Kal bataaunga.. Jaldi kar..


Sunaina - Ok boss..


Sunaina ka call cut hua or 1 minute baad he mera phone baja unknown number tha..


Snow - Boss?? Sab theek?? What's happening..theek ho??


Main-Nope not at all.. I need some help kahaan hai?? Headquarters??


Snow - Yep..


Main-Seconds k hissab se jaake Niharika di se baat karwa.. Sawaal baadmein..


Snow - 2 minutes mein karwaati hun boss..


Main-Minutes matt laga..


Snow - almost 500 meters durr jaana hai boss..


Main-Quick..


Call disconnected..


Ab Doctor niharika he iska ilaaj kar shakti hain, warna idhar toh bhenchod gand he fatt jaaegi.. Aise thodi chalega.. Ab kareeb 2 minutes baad mera phone baja lekin ussi time Ami ne door khola toh maine phone silent kiya..


Ami-Yelo boss..


Maine usase dudh liya ek guth peeya..


Main-Ewww! Tasteless hai yaar ye toh..


Ami-Taste buds gaye honge fever mein boss..


Main-Maybe.. Ek kaam kar coffee he bana laa iski..


Ami - Ok laao..


Ami ne dudh liya or woh waapis chali gayi and maine second ring mein phone uthaaya..


Niharika - AP theek hai tu??


Main-Theek he toh nahi hun didi..i am fucked Time kam hai suno.. So inshort India mein cocaine kaa naya version aaya hai jo pure hai like bahot jyada pure.. So aapko pata hai agar itana pure drugs hai toh...


Niharika -Toh tera try karne ka mann hogaya hoga..


Main-Oh yeah bhayanak so maine try kiya toh kya cheej thi di bhayanak badhiya.. Toh ab..


Niharika -Tune regularly lena suru kardiya..


Main-Yeah.. Then mujhe realise hua ye cheej jitani badhiya hai utana he addictive hai toh...


Niharika - Realise hua tabtak toh late hochuka tha..


Niharika di firse meri baat kaat k boli..


Main - Exactly.. Then ab main thehra godlike aadmi mujhe bhalla kya he Addicted bana lega koi.. So maine apna simple de addiction treatment chaalu kardiya.. Per day kam par kam karta gaya and then kuch din baad ek aad din skip bhi kardeta sab theek tha... Fir..


Niharika - Fir achanak se De-Addiction ki final stage ne kick in kiya hoga or ab tujhse sambhala naa jaaraha..


Main-Exactly you are a god you know that??


Niharika - Yeah naya kuch bol.. I know you too well..


Main-Ab Obviously sambhaal toh main leta but yahan bata nahi shakta ki reason kya hai. Issliye i am fucked pretty bad 40+ baar vomiting hochuki hai deadly headache body ache.. Chakkar aana.. Hallucinations.. I am completely fucked..


Niharika - Or bukhaar?? nahi hai??


Main - 105 tha but injections and tablets lene k baad se kaafi kam hua hai..


Niharika - Ok.. Samjh gayi..


Main- So di ab kuch bhi karo jaldi se mera jaddi buti(herbs) and medicine package bhejo.. Ek kaam karo abhi ready karke snow ko do woh subah takk pohanch jaaegi mujh takk..


Niharika - Ok...Sure..No worries.. But yaad rakhna Herbs keval teri dikkaton ko theek karengi de addiction kaa sabse bada weapon tera mind hai.. Ye sab bataane ki jarurat nahi hai tujhe as tu countless times de addiction process ko khud complete kar chuka hai.. Issliye agar tujhe theek hona hai toh apne mind ko control rakh.. Baaki kaam meri dawaai kar dengi.. Ye sab tujhe already pata he hai jabtak tera mind tere control mein hai tujhe koi harra nahi shakta..


Main-Got you.. Di.. Snow ko bolna asap.. And apne dono k bich ki baat hai ye..


Niharika - Yep...


Call disconnected..


Ab maine phone cut kiya toh mujhe Ami ki parchai dikhi gate k uppar..


Main-FUCK.


Continued..

Update-113(DE-ADDICTION) ​

113


Gand faad press conference karke main wahan se seedha gaadi mein aaya or Ami ko leke nikala chopper ki taraf.. Iss bich bhai kaa call aaya sabse pehle toh woh bahot khuss they as usual.. Pure India mein aag laga di thi maine harr taraf humaare he charche horahe they.. Media, social media harr jagah main he tha as usual.. Bhai k phone k uppar CM wagairaah k calls aaye congratulate karne k liye maine sabko jawaab diya or tabtak deta raha jabtak mera sir dard karna shuru naa hogaya tab maine phone switch off kardiya and Humlog chopper mein baithtey..
Mera headache mujhe laga tha mere phone ki wajah se hua tha lekin ab woh badhta he gaya, kareeb 10 minutes baad mera sir bhayanak dard karne laga tha or uppar se chopper mein tha toh bhenchod rukkawa bhi naa shakta tha.. Mera sareer garam hone laga tha maano mujhe fever ho main literally mera body temperature increase hota hua feel kar paa raha tha or headache toh pucho matt.. Tabtak main samjh gaya tha ki ye phone ki wajah se nahi cocaine ki wajah se tha as maine kal raat ko dose nahi lee thi.. Holy shit bhenchod gand he fatt gayi thi meri..


Wahaan rakhe vomiting bags liye maine or usme ulti ki pehle toh and pilot ko kuch bhi karke jaldi karne ko kaha maine..


Ami-You good?


Main-Fever hai..


Ami ne mere sir par hath lagaya..


Ami-Yeah thoda bahot.. Thakk gaye hoge nind bhi puri nahi hui hai theek se..


Main - Dinner takk nahi kiya tha kal theek se..


Khair maine kaise naa kaise karke apni city takk manage kiya wahaan Jack lene aaya hua tha mujhe toh humlog gaadi mein baithe..


Main-Jack jaldi se pohancha dey sir Fatta jaa raha hai bc..


Jack - Ji bhai..


Humein 15 minutes lage honge haweli takk pohanchney mein or tabtak pain unimaginable hochuka tha bhenchod aankhon k aage baar - 2 andherra chaa raha tha.. Ab mujhe seedha room mein jaana tha bina rukke.. Gaadi rukktey he main turant bhaga andar lekin mujhe sablog wahin hall mein baithtey mille.. Actually Pandit ji aaye hue they toh sablog wahin baithtey they.. Bhai babhi Mangal Sam Ravi and Rishi..


Bhai-Aao aao.. Tumhara he wait tha.


Main-Main fresh hoke aaya bhai..


Ye bolke maine Pandit ji k pair chuwe and turant apne room mein aaya room mein aatey he kaanptey hue hathon se maine apna pouch nikaala and turant apni dose lee or bed par girr padda.. Bed par girra toh maano pura bed ghum raha tha holy fucking shit..Waise Toh cocaine lene k 2-3 minutes baad he main normal hojaata hun lekin Aaj mujhe normal hone mein 10-12 minutes lage bhenchod gand he naa fatt gayi thi.. Tab bhi sirdard puri tarah se theek nahi hua tha lekin niche naa jaauga toh sablog shakk karenge issliye main hath munh dhoke niche gaya, toh niche same situation thi..


Babhi - Abeer kahan hai??


Main - Gurugram se aaega woh..


Babhi-Ye injuries pakka minimum haina??


Main-Oh yeah babhi hath par thodi c jyaada hai bus..


Babhi-Kitani jyaada??


Main-Patti khol ke dikha he dun??


Babhi - Shut up... Baith..


Main-Thanks..


Babhi -Tujhe pata hai Pandit ji kya good news laaein hain tere liye??


Main-Mere liye?? Yaa Mangal k liye..?


Mangal-Chup be..


Babhi - Meenu ko bula raha tha naa tu kal, ki usko le kyun nahi aatey.


Main-Hell yeah.. Kab laana hai???


Babhi - 29th December..


Main-29..Arrey ye toh jald he toh hai.. Aaj 18 hai.


Babhi - Yep...


Babhi - Tere kehne k according sab jaldi jaldi karwa rahe hain samjha..


Main-Good.. Great actually great..


Babhi - Iske alawa fir March mei jaake dates thi..


Main-Oh hell no 3 maheene naa hoga wait ye sahi hai.. Best pandit ji..


So bhai and babhi ab Meenu ki family ko call karne lage and baaki formalities hone lagi toh main apne room mein aagaya ye bolke ki mujhe disturb naa karein...


Meri haalat firse kharaab hone lagi thi yaani sirdard firse waapis aagaya tha, bhenchod Cocaine ne kaam karna bandh kardiya kya?? Hell no.. Aisa thodi hota hai bhenchod..


Main waapis aatey he bed par lait gaya or mujhe kab nind aagayi ye mujhe khud naa pata chala..Or soya bhi toh aisa soya ki bhenchod jab utha toh aisa laga maano main kai maheeno se bimar hun.. Mere sareer kaa ek ek joint tutt raha tha, mujhe itani jyaada thakaan feel horahi thi ki mujhmein karwat badalne ki himmat takk nahi thi.. Jiska reason mujhe pata chala jab maine mere maathe par hath lagaaya toh bhenchod mera maatha literally jall raha tha like jall raha tha yaani mujhe bhayanak bukhaar tha.. Mera sirdard jaa chuka tha lekin baaki harr tarah kaa dard tha mujhe.. Bhenchod ye bukhaar kahaan se aagaya ab..


Main badi he muskill se bed se utha or mere cabinet se thermometer nikaalke waapis bed par laaya bhenchod 4 kadam chalne mein mujhe saans chadd gaye they.. Ok this is serious bhenchod bukhaar kahaan se aagaya subah takk toh theek tha..


Maine temperature check kiya toh bhenchod mujhe 104° bukhaar tha.. 104 bhenchod no wonder meri gand fatti paddi thi idhar.. Maadarchod.. Maine phone uthaaya Ruhi ko call karne k liye toh bhenchod 6 baj gaye they shyaam k, main pichle 8 ghanto se soraha tha.. Holy shit bro.. Kissi din bhenchod sota sota he marr jaunga Maadarchod main.. Khair maine Ruhi ko call kiya..


Ruhi-Hello darling..


Main-Ok i need some help over here..


Ruhi - Boliye sir..


Main-So mereko bukhaar hai toh koi dawaai deja..


Ruhi - Arrey paracetamol hogi naa Dolo wagairaah lele..


Main-Pura naam bol..


Ruhi-Kitana hai bukhaar check kiya??


Main-104..


Ruhi - 104???Kya baat kar raha hai??


Main-Teri kasam..


Ruhi - Fir pagal tablet se kaam nahi chalega it's an medical emergency, main General Physician ko bhej rahi hun abhi..


Main-Kisse Jayant ji ko??


Ruhi - Yeah..


Jayant ji actually humaare bahot puraane family doctor hain normal illness etcetera k liye ye Ruhi k uncle hain..


Ruhi - 104 Bukhaar kaise hogaya??


Main-Itana he pata hota toh main tere hospital mein doctor naa hota..


Ruhi - Ok.. Phone cut kar jyaada bol matt 15 minutes mein Uncle aarahe hain..


Main-Ok..


Call disconnected..


Bhenchod, Bukhaar mujhe ho kaise gaya kyunki ye sab normal bimaariyan yun he nahi hojaati mujhe.. Uske liye koi naa koi reason hota hai.. Lekin bhenchod Cocaine ki dose bhi le he lee thi maine or usase bhi koi farak nahi padda.. Or aise toh bichmein ek din chhodke ek din Pehle Bhi try kar chuka hun main tab toh aisa kuch nahi hua.. Toh kya chakkar hai??


High fever, tiredness, joint pain, aata jaata headache .. Hmmm.. Ek second.. Arrey maadarchod ye toh.. Arrey ye toh. Fucking hell.. Ye toh bhenchod De Addiction k side effects hain..
I mean jab koi drugs ko chhod raha hota hai toh kuch din baad ye side effects hotey hain.. I am 1000% sure kyunki mere sath aisa hua tha jab maine Headquarters jaake drugs chhode they i mean vertigo chhoda tha.. Yaani jab mera sir dard delhi hone laga tha woh drugs jaane ki wajah se tha or main chutiya waapis aake cocaine legaya..


Obviously main kai din se ye sab try kar he raha tha or pichle kai din se toh main naaa k baraabar dose leraha tha or kabhi kabhaar toh skip bhi kar deraha tha..


Main sure tha but confirm karna tha mujhe or uske liye mujhe aise bande se puchni thi jisne drugs chhode hon recently, or Vaani se better kya he hoga bhenchod woh bhi toh bahot jyaada dose leti thi.. Maine Riya ko message kiya ki mujhe Vaani ka number dey koi kaam hai.. Or woh maano phone k uppar he baithi thi 30 seconds mein usne message dekh bhi liya or number bhej bhi diya..khair Maine turant Vaani ko call kiya..


Vaani-Hello..


Main-Hey Vaani it's AP..


Vaani-Hi bhaiyya..


Main-Hey.. Kaisi hai??


Vaani-I'm good.. Aap?


Main-I am good.. Sun mujhe kuch puchana tha terese..


Vaani-Yeah sure..


Main-Jab tera De addiction treatment chal raha tha naa tab obviously tujhe pehle 2-3 din kaa kuch yaad nahi hoga but uske baad k symptoms kya they tere?? 3rd day se.. Yaad hain..


Vaani - Oh yeah mujhe ek ek cheej yaad hai bhai that was like hell.. Sabse mainly toh headache and chakkar.. Then bukhaar unbearable bukhaar itana mujhe kabhi nahi hua.. Then body pain maano mujhe kissi ne harr part par dandey maarein hain..


Main-Tiredness?? Thakaan??


Vaani-Oh yeah ye bhi hila takk nahi jaata tha bed se.. Uske baad fir loose motions and be hisaab vomiting, behisab.. Because you know body un sab toxic particles ko bahaar nikalti hai... Vomiting mein khoon takk aata hai..


Main-ok ok.. Kitane din takk raha tha ye sab??


Vaani- 3 - 4 din raha tha Ruhi di ne bataya tha ki ye last phase hai isase meri body khud lad legi and I'll be fine but bahot bura time tha woh bhi bhaiya.. Itani kamjor main ussi phase mein hui thi..


Main-Thank-you koi puch raha tha actually usko bhi admit karwana hai..


Vaani - No problem bhaiya..


Call disconnected..


Bhenchod..


Continued..

Excellent Update ami ko bhi pata chal gaya aab to laude lagne wale hai

 

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Superb update