Update-10(Anaa)
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Humlog guffa mein enter hue, toh yes wahaan par Digvijay baitha tha uske alawa uske 4 chamche baithe they and wohlog cigarettes he pee rahe they.. Mujhe wahaan dekh Digvijay turant khadda hua apni jagah par usse dekh uske sathi bhi khaddey hue..
Main-Wassup Mr President..
Digvijay - Hello AP.. Maine bahaar suni thi awaaj teri main wait kar raha tha kab aaega tu yahaan..
Main-Fir toh ye bhi maalum hoga tujhe main kiss liye aaya hun..
Digvijay - Yep..
Main-Fir nikalo..
Digvijay - I have a deal AP..
Main-Kiss liye??
Digvijay - Iss jagah k liye.. Obviously hum dono k liye he ye jagah important hai so ek din tumlog baithoge ek din humlog aise rotation mein .. You know we both get our chances..
Main-Sounds good but mere pass isase bhi better deal hai... Hear this out, humlog yahaan harr rojj baithenge or agar yahaan dusara koi galati se bhi milla toh main uski taangein tod dunga.. Kaisi lagi deal?
Digvijay - Tu bhull raha hai AP main kon hun.. Ab cheejein naye tareeke se chalti hain iss college mein..
Main-Na na na.. Cheejein ussi hissab se chalengi jaise main chalaaunga i dont give a fuck tu kon hai yaa kya hai yaa kiska hath hai tere uppar i really don't. Or ek tip deta hun i know tu president hai good, jeeta hai tu tujhe hakk hai president bananey kaa mujhe usase koi problem nahi hai lekin agar tu kabhi bhi galati se bhi mere saamne aaya toh maar maar k tera Presi alag or Dent alag kardunga.. Samjha?? Jaa enjoy kar do whatever but dhyaan rahe meri najar mein jiss din aaya uss din naa toh ye President ki post tujhe bachaaegi or naa he teri mosi bachaane aaegi tujhe..
Digvijay - Is that so??
Main-It is.. Tu samjh nahi raha haibe,main koi raah chalta student nahi hun bhosdk I kill people for a living woh bhi legally.. Issliye jitana ho shake utana durr rehna mujhse..
Digvijay - Maja aaega AP..
Main-Yeah.. Tera pata nahi but mujhe toh aaega he..
Digvijay - See you around..
Ye sunke Digvijay or uski gang chale gaye wahan se.
Sam-Lawde kaa president bhenchod..
Main-Aise 36 president aaliye or jaaliye..
Rohit - Facts..
Humlog wahaan baithey, i fucking love this place.. Cigarettes jalaa lee gayi..
Main-Oye lawde mere phone mein contacts forward kar toh important jo hain..Also mera facebook wagairaah bhi chaalu kardena password yaad nahi mujhe yahi number or email added hain so otp se kardena sab..
Sam-Laa..
Rohit - Aaj kaa kya plan haibe??
Main-Nothing chill karenge class wagairaah baadmein laga lena bc..
Rohit - Ok..
Coffee wagairaah peene k baad baat hui classes ki jo almost same he teachers le rahe they humaare jo badhiya tha. Principal se mera saamna hona baaki tha uppar se ye bhenchod president iski Mosi yaani college abki baar bahot interesting hone waala tha and i love it..
Rohit - Anaa kaa kya scene hai??
Main-No idea.. CBI k wahaan gaya tab isko samjhaake toh bahot gaya tha or shakal se lag raha tha ye samjh bhi gayi..
Rohit - Baat kya hui thi bc uss din?? Bata bata.
Main-Abe wahi mujhe cbi waalon ne bula liya tha so main nikal raha tha parking mein milne aai mujhse then ussne mujhse pucha tha ki kya sheetal ne jo kaha woh sahi tha?? Maine kaha usne kya kaha? Woh boli yahi ki tumne Sheetal ko use kiya uski family ko use kiya just for your benefits.. Tab maine GODLY jawaab diya ki yes i used her lekin mere benefits k liye nahi uske benefits k liye and laakhon logon k benefits k liye kyunki woh ek darinde k sath relationship mein thi bina jaankaari k jo usse use kar raha tha baar baar so maine usko usase bachaya naa caahtey hue bhi, i never cheated on you . Then usne khudko mujhpe force kiya naa ki maine. And yes i made that mistake.. Then maine kabhi uski family ko use nahi kiya balki unki help ki hai itani jo koi dusara nahi kar shakta, i saved his brothers life maine uske baap kaa sapna pura kiya etcetera..
Rohit - Yaani full emotional game khel gaya tu..Smart bc..
Main-Yep.. Then maine ye sab ussi par palat diya ki tum ye sab breakup se pehle puchleti toh behatar tha lekin tumne mujhe chhodke uspar viswaash kiya jisse tum jaanti takk nahi interesting.. Then woh emotional game khelne lagi ki sheetal ne ye sab proofs k sath uski didi or uske woh Rajypaal baap ko bataaya toh she had no other choice blahblah or kuch... Then maine usko Final dialogue bola ki i loved you and I never cheated on you i respected you.. Maine jaatey time usko cbi waala number diya ki agar mood badal jaaye toh call me. Then maine hug bhi kiya usko jaatey time..
Sam-What???
Main-Yep..
Ravi - Hell yeah matlab beta kuch toh hai still..
Main-But usne return hug nahi kiya tha mujhe..
Ravi-Abe still ussne tujhe bhi toh nahi roka.. Yahi prove karta hai ki kuch toh hai..
Sam-Facts..
Main-Waise toh ussne abhi bhi bahaar reaction diya thoda bahot..
Rohit - Mill will lena bc himmat lagaa k..
Main-Really??
Rohit - Or nahi toh kya bhosdk ab college he rehna hai tujhe or girlfriend hogi toh life better kategi ye baat tujhe bataane ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe..
Main-That's true..
Rohit - Yep..
Main-Ok agar woh thoda bahot bhi interest dikhaaegi toh karlunga..
Rohit - Woh 100% dikhaaegi..
Main-Kya din aagaye hain bhenchod jinko ladki pataana maine sikhaya woh mujhe tips de rahe hain..
Rohit - Bhosdk galat tips diye hon toh bata..
Main - Naa naa you are good..
Sam-Tune usse call karne ko bola toh call aaya??
Main-Abe maine cbi waalon kaa number diya tha.. Woh bhi chief Anjana kaa, cool lagne k liye..
Sam - Shit agar ussne call kiya hoga toh 1000% she wants you back in her life..
Rohit - Hmm but pata kaise chale..
Main-Le main abhi puch lunga be.. Phone dey toh mera..
Maine Direct cbi chief Anjana ko call kiya..
Anjana-Look who decided to call back..
Main-Wassup madam..
Anjana - Main wait he kar rahi thi ki tumhara dhamki bharra call kab aaega..
Main-Dhamki? Kaisi dhamki??
Anjana - Oh come on AP itana sab hua tumhaare sath, aise he toh bhull nahi jaaoge tum..
Main-Oh yeah 1000% i dont forgive and i dont forget.. But yeah ye dhamki wamki dene kaa kaam nahi karta main.. Mujhe or koi kaam tha..
Anjana-Bolo..
Main-Jab main cbi mein aaya tha, tab mere liye tumhaare personal number par kissi kaa call aaya tha??
Anjana-Yeah.. Deva Ji ka, Rishi ka, Haryana k cm kaa haryana k Home minister ka Delhi k CM kaa Delhi k Home minister ka And or bahot saare netaon kaa..
Main-Inn Neta log k alawa nahi aaya kissi kaa??
Anjana - I don't think so..
Main-Yaad karo..
Anjana - I don't remember AP..
Main-30-40 din hue hain uss baat ko aise kaise bhull gayi..
Anjana-Well sabki yaadaasht Tumhaari tarah abnormal nahi hoti.. Oh yeah ek ladki kaa bhi aaya tha kya naam tha uska?? I don't remember her name but ussne bola tha ki tumne number diya usko.. Tum busy they so maine bataya nahi.. Uske baad tum chale gaye tab fir aaya tha 2-4 baar.
Main-Hmm..
Anjana-Kyun girlfriend hai Tumhaari??
Main-Hell no. Iska nahi mujhe kissi or kaa puchna tha.. Aisi Ladkiyaan bahot hain..
Anjana-Or kissi ka i think nahi aaya.. Atleast personal number par toh nahi..
Main-Koi naa.. Thanks and Enjoy jabtak kar Shako..
Anjana-What do you mean kar Shako?? AP?? Hello..
Call disconnected..
Main-Ok hell yeah.. She called.. Multiple times woh bhi..
Sam-Oh Shit matlab the game is on..
Main-Guess so..
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