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Guys as you all know main jald he waapsi karne waala hun story pe but i need some help from you guys, itane din baad likhna thoda complicated hota hai kyunki itane din loop se bahaar tha main so agar tumlog Mein se koi free hai toh mujhe iss part ka ek overview chaahiye like pehle update se 281 update takk ka keval is part ka. Karna keval ye hai ki harr 30 Updates ka ek overview banao ki 1 se 30 updates k bich ye ye hua mota mota jo main cheejein hui hain unke baare Mein likho and then 30 se 60 Mein ye hua or aage 281 takk(keval iss part k baaki stories k nahi chahiye mujhe) . Agar koi ye kar lega toh mujhe thodi aasaani hogi likhne mein and main jaldi likh paaunga. Agar koi ye karna chaahta hai toh mujhe message karo Personal and batao mujhe ASAP, yahaan story pe post nahi karna only in messages. Thanks in advance..
 

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Update-9(College)


9

Main-Waise college kaa scene kya hai.. I mean mujhe pata hai woh maadarchod union minister Sudha Choudhary kaa bhaanja Digvijay president ban gaya tha but uske alawa kya kuch hai..

Sam-Sachi bolun bhai we don't give a fuck college mein kya chal raha hai.. Tere jaane k baad Shubam hatt gaya election se kyunki Sudha Chaudhary k bando ne dhamka diya usko then Digvijay jeet gaya or fir bhai ne Rohit or hum dono ko saaf boldiya ki jabtak AP waapis nahi aajata humein apne uppar attention nahi leni hai logon ki, like college mein bhi bahaar bhi aise rehna hai jaise Dusaron ko pata takk naa chale kyunki attention miltey he toh fir media waale gand maar dete kyunki unhe topic already milla hua tha tera.. Issliye bhai ne shakt bola tha kissi ko gaali takk nahi deni hai so humaara college routine tha Ghar se Parking, Parking se class. Class se fir parking or parking se fir seedha ghar..

Main-Sahi kiya bc warna public nd media gand maar leti..

Ravi - Yeah so mota mota kya hua sunle Digvijay jeet gaya toh ussne apni Abhi gang or Shubam gang kaa jeena haraam kardiya.. Shubam toh alag branch kaa tha so bach jaata lekin Abhi gang ko kaafi dikkat di ussne issliye thakk haarke Abhi ne Digvijay se he hath milla liya yaani unko samarthan de diya taaki wohlog inko tang naa kare jo sahi kiya ussne.. So Abhi Ashish chutiya , Lucky, Ajit, Ashish ki cousin woh Sneha, Divya, Arushi, Principal ki beti Mouni, Teri Ex Sana teri dusari Ex Anaa or yahaan takk ki teri teesri ex Riya bhi Digvijay ki team mein hain..

Riya.. Ufff! Bhenchod aaj bhi ye naam sunte he mere pure sareer mein kampkampi doud jaati hai. Fuckk..

Sam-Haan lekin naam naam k uski team mein hain wohlog, woh uske sath bus issliye hain ki uske bandey unhe disturb naa karein.. Digvijay akdu jarur hai but theek thaak president hai jahaan bakchodi karta hai wahaan kaam bhi karwa deta hai.. But chutiya banda hai thoda or uppar se power kaa nasha you know.. Then uppar se Mosi ki power kaa nasha so itane nashe mein he rehta hai woh, like full hawa mein..

Main-Interesting..Interesting..

Sam-Yahaan takk ki apni guffa mein bhi kabja karliya ussne because humlog toh jaatey nahi they..

Main-Koi naa woh toh lelenge waapis..

Ravi-Obviously bc woh toh lena he hai...Main toh bhenchod pehle din he wapis leleta inki gand todke agar bhai ne mana nahi kiya hota toh..

Main-Rohit kahaan hai?

Sam-Nikal liya tha gharse humse pehle pohanch jaaega..

Main - Cool..

Humlog college pohanchey toh bc college ko dekh k he dil garden - 2 hogaya ye bhi cheej he hai.. I love it.. Humlog parking mein aae toh Rohit wahaan khadda tha already..

Rohit - Arrey bhenchod.. What the fuck is this..

Ravi-This shit is crazy bro..

Rohit - Holy shit.. Ye kaise lee??

Main-Main leke aaya..

Rohit - Brooo.. Chaabi dey toh ek round le aaun..

Main-Baadmein le aana be abhi Guffa kaa kabja waapis lena hai..

Rohit - Le isme kya bc chal abhi lelenge.. Kabja bhenchod kabja bada gangster se lena hai..

Main-Lol..

Humlog parking se bahaar aaye toh wahaan se suru hui students ki "Namaste AP bhai" "Parnaam AP bhai" "Good Morning AP bhai" "Kaise ho bhai" etcetera.. Literally literally harr ek student jo mujhe canteen takk milla woh mujhe greet karke gaya main beshak naa jaanta ho unhe lekin literally harr bandey ne greet Kiya mujhe or ye forcefully waala greet nahi tha jo log mujhse darrke kartey hain ye genuine greet tha isase ye saaf tha ki College badly needed me fuck even whole north India needed me..

Humlog canteen mein enter hue toh as expected wahi same scene tha sabse pehle mujhe Abhi gang milli as expected inka college bus yahaan canteen takk he hai.. Ashish Lucky Abhi Ajit Sana Mouni then wahaan they 2 aise shaks jinhe dekhtey he main ek baar ko toh wahin rukk gaya first thi Anaa and second thi Riya.. Kehne ko ye dono meri ex thi but mere liye ye ex se kahin jyada thi specially Riya she was my first love and she was the most beautiful girl i have ever seen.. Then thi Anaa woh bhi mera pyaar thi, i was very close with her very close indeed.. But haan at least ye mujhse baat toh kar rahi thi CBI k yahaan jaane se pehle iska or mera confrontation hua tha jisme maine isko samjhaane ki koshish ki thi ab ye samjhi yaa nahi woh ab pata chalega..

Mujhe dekh k same reaction unn dono ka tha, so yeah kuch toh tha unke dil mein bhi mere liye..

Ab sabse pehle Ashish bhaagta hua aake galle milla mujhse..

Ashish - Kaisa hai bhai..?

Main - Badhiya badhiya.. Tu bata?

Ashish - Wahi same old boring.. We missed you bro..

Main-Dikh raha hai..

Ab uske baad Laxman aaya bhaaga - 2 mere pair chune laga toh maine usko bichmein he roukk liya and galle milla usase..

Main-Kaise mere betey..

Laxman-Bus aapki daya hai bhai..

Main-Hatt be.. Chal coffee peelaadey tere hath ki badhiya c andar le aana..

Laxman-Bhai andar woh bc Digvijay wagairah baithney lage hain..

Main-Bus itani c baat tu coffee le aa tabtak bahaar faink deta hun unhe toh..

Laxman-Abhi laaya bhai..

Uske baad Arushi aai woh galle milli mujhse..

Main-Kaisi ho madam ji??

Arushi-Main theek hun sir aap batao..? Aap bade plan banatey ho aajkal..

Main-Bananey padtey hain yaar bananey padtey hain warna koi game baja jaaega..

Arushi - Great job AP.. I am proud of you..

Main-Thank you..

Uske baad Lucky Abhi Ajit Sana and Mouni mille mujhse... Baaki sab canteen waale students ne bhi greet kiya.. Bus Anaa or Riya bache wohlog jaan bujh k phone mein busy hogaye Anaa ne atleast mujhse dekh k ek halki c smile toh di, lekin Riya ne mujhe doobara dekha takk nahi.. Interesting..

Khair koi naa Abhi toh party suru hui hai abhi toh bahot time hai naaraazgi bhulne ko..

Ab humlog gaye guffa ki taraf dekho waise mujhe farak nahi padta ki Digvijay president hai wagairaah wagairaah, ab hai toh hai woh caahe kuch kare I don't mind, lekin Guffa literally humaari jagah thi agar main college aaunga toh guffa mujhe caahiye thi issliye i dont care woh kon hai kya hai kaise hai, main baat thi usse bahaar jaana padega wahaan se one way or another..

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Humlog guffa mein enter hue, toh yes wahaan par Digvijay baitha tha uske alawa uske 4 chamche baithe they and wohlog cigarettes he pee rahe they.. Mujhe wahaan dekh Digvijay turant khadda hua apni jagah par usse dekh uske sathi bhi khaddey hue..

Main-Wassup Mr President..

Digvijay - Hello AP.. Maine bahaar suni thi awaaj teri main wait kar raha tha kab aaega tu yahaan..

Main-Fir toh ye bhi maalum hoga tujhe main kiss liye aaya hun..

Digvijay - Yep..

Main-Fir nikalo..

Digvijay - I have a deal AP..

Main-Kiss liye??

Digvijay - Iss jagah k liye.. Obviously hum dono k liye he ye jagah important hai so ek din tumlog baithoge ek din humlog aise rotation mein .. You know we both get our chances..

Main-Sounds good but mere pass isase bhi better deal hai... Hear this out, humlog yahaan harr rojj baithenge or agar yahaan dusara koi galati se bhi milla toh main uski taangein tod dunga.. Kaisi lagi deal?

Digvijay - Tu bhull raha hai AP main kon hun.. Ab cheejein naye tareeke se chalti hain iss college mein..

Main-Na na na.. Cheejein ussi hissab se chalengi jaise main chalaaunga i dont give a fuck tu kon hai yaa kya hai yaa kiska hath hai tere uppar i really don't. Or ek tip deta hun i know tu president hai good, jeeta hai tu tujhe hakk hai president bananey kaa mujhe usase koi problem nahi hai lekin agar tu kabhi bhi galati se bhi mere saamne aaya toh maar maar k tera Presi alag or Dent alag kardunga.. Samjha?? Jaa enjoy kar do whatever but dhyaan rahe meri najar mein jiss din aaya uss din naa toh ye President ki post tujhe bachaaegi or naa he teri mosi bachaane aaegi tujhe..

Digvijay - Is that so??

Main-It is.. Tu samjh nahi raha haibe,main koi raah chalta student nahi hun bhosdk I kill people for a living woh bhi legally.. Issliye jitana ho shake utana durr rehna mujhse..

Digvijay - Maja aaega AP..

Main-Yeah.. Tera pata nahi but mujhe toh aaega he..

Digvijay - See you around..

Ye sunke Digvijay or uski gang chale gaye wahan se.

Sam-Lawde kaa president bhenchod..

Main-Aise 36 president aaliye or jaaliye..

Rohit - Facts..

Humlog wahaan baithey, i fucking love this place.. Cigarettes jalaa lee gayi..

Main-Oye lawde mere phone mein contacts forward kar toh important jo hain..Also mera facebook wagairaah bhi chaalu kardena password yaad nahi mujhe yahi number or email added hain so otp se kardena sab..

Sam-Laa..

Rohit - Aaj kaa kya plan haibe??

Main-Nothing chill karenge class wagairaah baadmein laga lena bc..

Rohit - Ok..

Coffee wagairaah peene k baad baat hui classes ki jo almost same he teachers le rahe they humaare jo badhiya tha. Principal se mera saamna hona baaki tha uppar se ye bhenchod president iski Mosi yaani college abki baar bahot interesting hone waala tha and i love it..

Rohit - Anaa kaa kya scene hai??

Main-No idea.. CBI k wahaan gaya tab isko samjhaake toh bahot gaya tha or shakal se lag raha tha ye samjh bhi gayi..

Rohit - Baat kya hui thi bc uss din?? Bata bata.

Main-Abe wahi mujhe cbi waalon ne bula liya tha so main nikal raha tha parking mein milne aai mujhse then ussne mujhse pucha tha ki kya sheetal ne jo kaha woh sahi tha?? Maine kaha usne kya kaha? Woh boli yahi ki tumne Sheetal ko use kiya uski family ko use kiya just for your benefits.. Tab maine GODLY jawaab diya ki yes i used her lekin mere benefits k liye nahi uske benefits k liye and laakhon logon k benefits k liye kyunki woh ek darinde k sath relationship mein thi bina jaankaari k jo usse use kar raha tha baar baar so maine usko usase bachaya naa caahtey hue bhi, i never cheated on you . Then usne khudko mujhpe force kiya naa ki maine. And yes i made that mistake.. Then maine kabhi uski family ko use nahi kiya balki unki help ki hai itani jo koi dusara nahi kar shakta, i saved his brothers life maine uske baap kaa sapna pura kiya etcetera..

Rohit - Yaani full emotional game khel gaya tu..Smart bc..

Main-Yep.. Then maine ye sab ussi par palat diya ki tum ye sab breakup se pehle puchleti toh behatar tha lekin tumne mujhe chhodke uspar viswaash kiya jisse tum jaanti takk nahi interesting.. Then woh emotional game khelne lagi ki sheetal ne ye sab proofs k sath uski didi or uske woh Rajypaal baap ko bataaya toh she had no other choice blahblah or kuch... Then maine usko Final dialogue bola ki i loved you and I never cheated on you i respected you.. Maine jaatey time usko cbi waala number diya ki agar mood badal jaaye toh call me. Then maine hug bhi kiya usko jaatey time..

Sam-What???

Main-Yep..

Ravi - Hell yeah matlab beta kuch toh hai still..

Main-But usne return hug nahi kiya tha mujhe..

Ravi-Abe still ussne tujhe bhi toh nahi roka.. Yahi prove karta hai ki kuch toh hai..

Sam-Facts..

Main-Waise toh ussne abhi bhi bahaar reaction diya thoda bahot..

Rohit - Mill will lena bc himmat lagaa k..

Main-Really??

Rohit - Or nahi toh kya bhosdk ab college he rehna hai tujhe or girlfriend hogi toh life better kategi ye baat tujhe bataane ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe..

Main-That's true..

Rohit - Yep..

Main-Ok agar woh thoda bahot bhi interest dikhaaegi toh karlunga..

Rohit - Woh 100% dikhaaegi..

Main-Kya din aagaye hain bhenchod jinko ladki pataana maine sikhaya woh mujhe tips de rahe hain..

Rohit - Bhosdk galat tips diye hon toh bata..

Main - Naa naa you are good..

Sam-Tune usse call karne ko bola toh call aaya??

Main-Abe maine cbi waalon kaa number diya tha.. Woh bhi chief Anjana kaa, cool lagne k liye..

Sam - Shit agar ussne call kiya hoga toh 1000% she wants you back in her life..

Rohit - Hmm but pata kaise chale..

Main-Le main abhi puch lunga be.. Phone dey toh mera..

Maine Direct cbi chief Anjana ko call kiya..

Anjana-Look who decided to call back..

Main-Wassup madam..

Anjana - Main wait he kar rahi thi ki tumhara dhamki bharra call kab aaega..

Main-Dhamki? Kaisi dhamki??

Anjana - Oh come on AP itana sab hua tumhaare sath, aise he toh bhull nahi jaaoge tum..

Main-Oh yeah 1000% i dont forgive and i dont forget.. But yeah ye dhamki wamki dene kaa kaam nahi karta main.. Mujhe or koi kaam tha..

Anjana-Bolo..

Main-Jab main cbi mein aaya tha, tab mere liye tumhaare personal number par kissi kaa call aaya tha??

Anjana-Yeah.. Deva Ji ka, Rishi ka, Haryana k cm kaa haryana k Home minister ka Delhi k CM kaa Delhi k Home minister ka And or bahot saare netaon kaa..

Main-Inn Neta log k alawa nahi aaya kissi kaa??

Anjana - I don't think so..

Main-Yaad karo..

Anjana - I don't remember AP..

Main-30-40 din hue hain uss baat ko aise kaise bhull gayi..

Anjana-Well sabki yaadaasht Tumhaari tarah abnormal nahi hoti.. Oh yeah ek ladki kaa bhi aaya tha kya naam tha uska?? I don't remember her name but ussne bola tha ki tumne number diya usko.. Tum busy they so maine bataya nahi.. Uske baad tum chale gaye tab fir aaya tha 2-4 baar.

Main-Hmm..

Anjana-Kyun girlfriend hai Tumhaari??

Main-Hell no. Iska nahi mujhe kissi or kaa puchna tha.. Aisi Ladkiyaan bahot hain..

Anjana-Or kissi ka i think nahi aaya.. Atleast personal number par toh nahi..

Main-Koi naa.. Thanks and Enjoy jabtak kar Shako..

Anjana-What do you mean kar Shako?? AP?? Hello..

Call disconnected..

Main-Ok hell yeah.. She called.. Multiple times woh bhi..

Sam-Oh Shit matlab the game is on..

Main-Guess so..

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Kafi time bad Riya aai story m, but uski AP k liy kya feeling hai ye samne aane m time lagega sayad.....lekin Anna ka cnfm hai...bas AP ko uski thori class to leni chahiye....itni aasani s to use AP k gf ki post wapas nahi mile...jo easily mil jay use uski sahi value pata nahi chalti....dekhte hai ab AP kya krta hai....
 

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Update-9(College)


9

Main-Waise college kaa scene kya hai.. I mean mujhe pata hai woh maadarchod union minister Sudha Choudhary kaa bhaanja Digvijay president ban gaya tha but uske alawa kya kuch hai..

Sam-Sachi bolun bhai we don't give a fuck college mein kya chal raha hai.. Tere jaane k baad Shubam hatt gaya election se kyunki Sudha Chaudhary k bando ne dhamka diya usko then Digvijay jeet gaya or fir bhai ne Rohit or hum dono ko saaf boldiya ki jabtak AP waapis nahi aajata humein apne uppar attention nahi leni hai logon ki, like college mein bhi bahaar bhi aise rehna hai jaise Dusaron ko pata takk naa chale kyunki attention miltey he toh fir media waale gand maar dete kyunki unhe topic already milla hua tha tera.. Issliye bhai ne shakt bola tha kissi ko gaali takk nahi deni hai so humaara college routine tha Ghar se Parking, Parking se class. Class se fir parking or parking se fir seedha ghar..

Main-Sahi kiya bc warna public nd media gand maar leti..

Ravi - Yeah so mota mota kya hua sunle Digvijay jeet gaya toh ussne apni Abhi gang or Shubam gang kaa jeena haraam kardiya.. Shubam toh alag branch kaa tha so bach jaata lekin Abhi gang ko kaafi dikkat di ussne issliye thakk haarke Abhi ne Digvijay se he hath milla liya yaani unko samarthan de diya taaki wohlog inko tang naa kare jo sahi kiya ussne.. So Abhi Ashish chutiya , Lucky, Ajit, Ashish ki cousin woh Sneha, Divya, Arushi, Principal ki beti Mouni, Teri Ex Sana teri dusari Ex Anaa or yahaan takk ki teri teesri ex Riya bhi Digvijay ki team mein hain..

Riya.. Ufff! Bhenchod aaj bhi ye naam sunte he mere pure sareer mein kampkampi doud jaati hai. Fuckk..

Sam-Haan lekin naam naam k uski team mein hain wohlog, woh uske sath bus issliye hain ki uske bandey unhe disturb naa karein.. Digvijay akdu jarur hai but theek thaak president hai jahaan bakchodi karta hai wahaan kaam bhi karwa deta hai.. But chutiya banda hai thoda or uppar se power kaa nasha you know.. Then uppar se Mosi ki power kaa nasha so itane nashe mein he rehta hai woh, like full hawa mein..

Main-Interesting..Interesting..

Sam-Yahaan takk ki apni guffa mein bhi kabja karliya ussne because humlog toh jaatey nahi they..

Main-Koi naa woh toh lelenge waapis..

Ravi-Obviously bc woh toh lena he hai...Main toh bhenchod pehle din he wapis leleta inki gand todke agar bhai ne mana nahi kiya hota toh..

Main-Rohit kahaan hai?

Sam-Nikal liya tha gharse humse pehle pohanch jaaega..

Main - Cool..

Humlog college pohanchey toh bc college ko dekh k he dil garden - 2 hogaya ye bhi cheej he hai.. I love it.. Humlog parking mein aae toh Rohit wahaan khadda tha already..

Rohit - Arrey bhenchod.. What the fuck is this..

Ravi-This shit is crazy bro..

Rohit - Holy shit.. Ye kaise lee??

Main-Main leke aaya..

Rohit - Brooo.. Chaabi dey toh ek round le aaun..

Main-Baadmein le aana be abhi Guffa kaa kabja waapis lena hai..

Rohit - Le isme kya bc chal abhi lelenge.. Kabja bhenchod kabja bada gangster se lena hai..

Main-Lol..

Humlog parking se bahaar aaye toh wahaan se suru hui students ki "Namaste AP bhai" "Parnaam AP bhai" "Good Morning AP bhai" "Kaise ho bhai" etcetera.. Literally literally harr ek student jo mujhe canteen takk milla woh mujhe greet karke gaya main beshak naa jaanta ho unhe lekin literally harr bandey ne greet Kiya mujhe or ye forcefully waala greet nahi tha jo log mujhse darrke kartey hain ye genuine greet tha isase ye saaf tha ki College badly needed me fuck even whole north India needed me..

Humlog canteen mein enter hue toh as expected wahi same scene tha sabse pehle mujhe Abhi gang milli as expected inka college bus yahaan canteen takk he hai.. Ashish Lucky Abhi Ajit Sana Mouni then wahaan they 2 aise shaks jinhe dekhtey he main ek baar ko toh wahin rukk gaya first thi Anaa and second thi Riya.. Kehne ko ye dono meri ex thi but mere liye ye ex se kahin jyada thi specially Riya she was my first love and she was the most beautiful girl i have ever seen.. Then thi Anaa woh bhi mera pyaar thi, i was very close with her very close indeed.. But haan at least ye mujhse baat toh kar rahi thi CBI k yahaan jaane se pehle iska or mera confrontation hua tha jisme maine isko samjhaane ki koshish ki thi ab ye samjhi yaa nahi woh ab pata chalega..

Mujhe dekh k same reaction unn dono ka tha, so yeah kuch toh tha unke dil mein bhi mere liye..

Ab sabse pehle Ashish bhaagta hua aake galle milla mujhse..

Ashish - Kaisa hai bhai..?

Main - Badhiya badhiya.. Tu bata?

Ashish - Wahi same old boring.. We missed you bro..

Main-Dikh raha hai..

Ab uske baad Laxman aaya bhaaga - 2 mere pair chune laga toh maine usko bichmein he roukk liya and galle milla usase..

Main-Kaise mere betey..

Laxman-Bus aapki daya hai bhai..

Main-Hatt be.. Chal coffee peelaadey tere hath ki badhiya c andar le aana..

Laxman-Bhai andar woh bc Digvijay wagairah baithney lage hain..

Main-Bus itani c baat tu coffee le aa tabtak bahaar faink deta hun unhe toh..

Laxman-Abhi laaya bhai..

Uske baad Arushi aai woh galle milli mujhse..

Main-Kaisi ho madam ji??

Arushi-Main theek hun sir aap batao..? Aap bade plan banatey ho aajkal..

Main-Bananey padtey hain yaar bananey padtey hain warna koi game baja jaaega..

Arushi - Great job AP.. I am proud of you..

Main-Thank you..

Uske baad Lucky Abhi Ajit Sana and Mouni mille mujhse... Baaki sab canteen waale students ne bhi greet kiya.. Bus Anaa or Riya bache wohlog jaan bujh k phone mein busy hogaye Anaa ne atleast mujhse dekh k ek halki c smile toh di, lekin Riya ne mujhe doobara dekha takk nahi.. Interesting..

Khair koi naa Abhi toh party suru hui hai abhi toh bahot time hai naaraazgi bhulne ko..

Ab humlog gaye guffa ki taraf dekho waise mujhe farak nahi padta ki Digvijay president hai wagairaah wagairaah, ab hai toh hai woh caahe kuch kare I don't mind, lekin Guffa literally humaari jagah thi agar main college aaunga toh guffa mujhe caahiye thi issliye i dont care woh kon hai kya hai kaise hai, main baat thi usse bahaar jaana padega wahaan se one way or another..

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Update-10(Anaa)

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Humlog guffa mein enter hue, toh yes wahaan par Digvijay baitha tha uske alawa uske 4 chamche baithe they and wohlog cigarettes he pee rahe they.. Mujhe wahaan dekh Digvijay turant khadda hua apni jagah par usse dekh uske sathi bhi khaddey hue..

Main-Wassup Mr President..

Digvijay - Hello AP.. Maine bahaar suni thi awaaj teri main wait kar raha tha kab aaega tu yahaan..

Main-Fir toh ye bhi maalum hoga tujhe main kiss liye aaya hun..

Digvijay - Yep..

Main-Fir nikalo..

Digvijay - I have a deal AP..

Main-Kiss liye??

Digvijay - Iss jagah k liye.. Obviously hum dono k liye he ye jagah important hai so ek din tumlog baithoge ek din humlog aise rotation mein .. You know we both get our chances..

Main-Sounds good but mere pass isase bhi better deal hai... Hear this out, humlog yahaan harr rojj baithenge or agar yahaan dusara koi galati se bhi milla toh main uski taangein tod dunga.. Kaisi lagi deal?

Digvijay - Tu bhull raha hai AP main kon hun.. Ab cheejein naye tareeke se chalti hain iss college mein..

Main-Na na na.. Cheejein ussi hissab se chalengi jaise main chalaaunga i dont give a fuck tu kon hai yaa kya hai yaa kiska hath hai tere uppar i really don't. Or ek tip deta hun i know tu president hai good, jeeta hai tu tujhe hakk hai president bananey kaa mujhe usase koi problem nahi hai lekin agar tu kabhi bhi galati se bhi mere saamne aaya toh maar maar k tera Presi alag or Dent alag kardunga.. Samjha?? Jaa enjoy kar do whatever but dhyaan rahe meri najar mein jiss din aaya uss din naa toh ye President ki post tujhe bachaaegi or naa he teri mosi bachaane aaegi tujhe..

Digvijay - Is that so??

Main-It is.. Tu samjh nahi raha haibe,main koi raah chalta student nahi hun bhosdk I kill people for a living woh bhi legally.. Issliye jitana ho shake utana durr rehna mujhse..

Digvijay - Maja aaega AP..

Main-Yeah.. Tera pata nahi but mujhe toh aaega he..

Digvijay - See you around..

Ye sunke Digvijay or uski gang chale gaye wahan se.

Sam-Lawde kaa president bhenchod..

Main-Aise 36 president aaliye or jaaliye..

Rohit - Facts..

Humlog wahaan baithey, i fucking love this place.. Cigarettes jalaa lee gayi..

Main-Oye lawde mere phone mein contacts forward kar toh important jo hain..Also mera facebook wagairaah bhi chaalu kardena password yaad nahi mujhe yahi number or email added hain so otp se kardena sab..

Sam-Laa..

Rohit - Aaj kaa kya plan haibe??

Main-Nothing chill karenge class wagairaah baadmein laga lena bc..

Rohit - Ok..

Coffee wagairaah peene k baad baat hui classes ki jo almost same he teachers le rahe they humaare jo badhiya tha. Principal se mera saamna hona baaki tha uppar se ye bhenchod president iski Mosi yaani college abki baar bahot interesting hone waala tha and i love it..

Rohit - Anaa kaa kya scene hai??

Main-No idea.. CBI k wahaan gaya tab isko samjhaake toh bahot gaya tha or shakal se lag raha tha ye samjh bhi gayi..

Rohit - Baat kya hui thi bc uss din?? Bata bata.

Main-Abe wahi mujhe cbi waalon ne bula liya tha so main nikal raha tha parking mein milne aai mujhse then ussne mujhse pucha tha ki kya sheetal ne jo kaha woh sahi tha?? Maine kaha usne kya kaha? Woh boli yahi ki tumne Sheetal ko use kiya uski family ko use kiya just for your benefits.. Tab maine GODLY jawaab diya ki yes i used her lekin mere benefits k liye nahi uske benefits k liye and laakhon logon k benefits k liye kyunki woh ek darinde k sath relationship mein thi bina jaankaari k jo usse use kar raha tha baar baar so maine usko usase bachaya naa caahtey hue bhi, i never cheated on you . Then usne khudko mujhpe force kiya naa ki maine. And yes i made that mistake.. Then maine kabhi uski family ko use nahi kiya balki unki help ki hai itani jo koi dusara nahi kar shakta, i saved his brothers life maine uske baap kaa sapna pura kiya etcetera..

Rohit - Yaani full emotional game khel gaya tu..Smart bc..

Main-Yep.. Then maine ye sab ussi par palat diya ki tum ye sab breakup se pehle puchleti toh behatar tha lekin tumne mujhe chhodke uspar viswaash kiya jisse tum jaanti takk nahi interesting.. Then woh emotional game khelne lagi ki sheetal ne ye sab proofs k sath uski didi or uske woh Rajypaal baap ko bataaya toh she had no other choice blahblah or kuch... Then maine usko Final dialogue bola ki i loved you and I never cheated on you i respected you.. Maine jaatey time usko cbi waala number diya ki agar mood badal jaaye toh call me. Then maine hug bhi kiya usko jaatey time..

Sam-What???

Main-Yep..

Ravi - Hell yeah matlab beta kuch toh hai still..

Main-But usne return hug nahi kiya tha mujhe..

Ravi-Abe still ussne tujhe bhi toh nahi roka.. Yahi prove karta hai ki kuch toh hai..

Sam-Facts..

Main-Waise toh ussne abhi bhi bahaar reaction diya thoda bahot..

Rohit - Mill will lena bc himmat lagaa k..

Main-Really??

Rohit - Or nahi toh kya bhosdk ab college he rehna hai tujhe or girlfriend hogi toh life better kategi ye baat tujhe bataane ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe..

Main-That's true..

Rohit - Yep..

Main-Ok agar woh thoda bahot bhi interest dikhaaegi toh karlunga..

Rohit - Woh 100% dikhaaegi..

Main-Kya din aagaye hain bhenchod jinko ladki pataana maine sikhaya woh mujhe tips de rahe hain..

Rohit - Bhosdk galat tips diye hon toh bata..

Main - Naa naa you are good..

Sam-Tune usse call karne ko bola toh call aaya??

Main-Abe maine cbi waalon kaa number diya tha.. Woh bhi chief Anjana kaa, cool lagne k liye..

Sam - Shit agar ussne call kiya hoga toh 1000% she wants you back in her life..

Rohit - Hmm but pata kaise chale..

Main-Le main abhi puch lunga be.. Phone dey toh mera..

Maine Direct cbi chief Anjana ko call kiya..

Anjana-Look who decided to call back..

Main-Wassup madam..

Anjana - Main wait he kar rahi thi ki tumhara dhamki bharra call kab aaega..

Main-Dhamki? Kaisi dhamki??

Anjana - Oh come on AP itana sab hua tumhaare sath, aise he toh bhull nahi jaaoge tum..

Main-Oh yeah 1000% i dont forgive and i dont forget.. But yeah ye dhamki wamki dene kaa kaam nahi karta main.. Mujhe or koi kaam tha..

Anjana-Bolo..

Main-Jab main cbi mein aaya tha, tab mere liye tumhaare personal number par kissi kaa call aaya tha??

Anjana-Yeah.. Deva Ji ka, Rishi ka, Haryana k cm kaa haryana k Home minister ka Delhi k CM kaa Delhi k Home minister ka And or bahot saare netaon kaa..

Main-Inn Neta log k alawa nahi aaya kissi kaa??

Anjana - I don't think so..

Main-Yaad karo..

Anjana - I don't remember AP..

Main-30-40 din hue hain uss baat ko aise kaise bhull gayi..

Anjana-Well sabki yaadaasht Tumhaari tarah abnormal nahi hoti.. Oh yeah ek ladki kaa bhi aaya tha kya naam tha uska?? I don't remember her name but ussne bola tha ki tumne number diya usko.. Tum busy they so maine bataya nahi.. Uske baad tum chale gaye tab fir aaya tha 2-4 baar.

Main-Hmm..

Anjana-Kyun girlfriend hai Tumhaari??

Main-Hell no. Iska nahi mujhe kissi or kaa puchna tha.. Aisi Ladkiyaan bahot hain..

Anjana-Or kissi ka i think nahi aaya.. Atleast personal number par toh nahi..

Main-Koi naa.. Thanks and Enjoy jabtak kar Shako..

Anjana-What do you mean kar Shako?? AP?? Hello..

Call disconnected..

Main-Ok hell yeah.. She called.. Multiple times woh bhi..

Sam-Oh Shit matlab the game is on..

Main-Guess so..

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शानदार जबरदस्त भाई लाजवाब update bhai jann superree duperrere update

Ye AP ki to full vaisi hi hava chal rahi hey clg mey, sab full ijjat derele hey...

He प्रेसिडेंट to Machi market mey Aya hey aisa barging krela tha chu... Khi ka.

Ab anna kuch hey is ladki mey dil se pyar kiya tha lagta hey AP se isiliye firse call kiya no par.
Matlb kuch to bat banegi inki ab maja ayega dekhne mey kya kese hota hey..

Aur riya mey to Kitna ego dikha rahi hey, lekin dekhenge kesa kya hota hey age

Maja to bohot anewala hey khelne mey...

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Main-Waise college kaa scene kya hai.. I mean mujhe pata hai woh maadarchod union minister Sudha Choudhary kaa bhaanja Digvijay president ban gaya tha but uske alawa kya kuch hai..

Sam-Sachi bolun bhai we don't give a fuck college mein kya chal raha hai.. Tere jaane k baad Shubam hatt gaya election se kyunki Sudha Chaudhary k bando ne dhamka diya usko then Digvijay jeet gaya or fir bhai ne Rohit or hum dono ko saaf boldiya ki jabtak AP waapis nahi aajata humein apne uppar attention nahi leni hai logon ki, like college mein bhi bahaar bhi aise rehna hai jaise Dusaron ko pata takk naa chale kyunki attention miltey he toh fir media waale gand maar dete kyunki unhe topic already milla hua tha tera.. Issliye bhai ne shakt bola tha kissi ko gaali takk nahi deni hai so humaara college routine tha Ghar se Parking, Parking se class. Class se fir parking or parking se fir seedha ghar..

Main-Sahi kiya bc warna public nd media gand maar leti..

Ravi - Yeah so mota mota kya hua sunle Digvijay jeet gaya toh ussne apni Abhi gang or Shubam gang kaa jeena haraam kardiya.. Shubam toh alag branch kaa tha so bach jaata lekin Abhi gang ko kaafi dikkat di ussne issliye thakk haarke Abhi ne Digvijay se he hath milla liya yaani unko samarthan de diya taaki wohlog inko tang naa kare jo sahi kiya ussne.. So Abhi Ashish chutiya , Lucky, Ajit, Ashish ki cousin woh Sneha, Divya, Arushi, Principal ki beti Mouni, Teri Ex Sana teri dusari Ex Anaa or yahaan takk ki teri teesri ex Riya bhi Digvijay ki team mein hain..

Riya.. Ufff! Bhenchod aaj bhi ye naam sunte he mere pure sareer mein kampkampi doud jaati hai. Fuckk..

Sam-Haan lekin naam naam k uski team mein hain wohlog, woh uske sath bus issliye hain ki uske bandey unhe disturb naa karein.. Digvijay akdu jarur hai but theek thaak president hai jahaan bakchodi karta hai wahaan kaam bhi karwa deta hai.. But chutiya banda hai thoda or uppar se power kaa nasha you know.. Then uppar se Mosi ki power kaa nasha so itane nashe mein he rehta hai woh, like full hawa mein..

Main-Interesting..Interesting..

Sam-Yahaan takk ki apni guffa mein bhi kabja karliya ussne because humlog toh jaatey nahi they..

Main-Koi naa woh toh lelenge waapis..

Ravi-Obviously bc woh toh lena he hai...Main toh bhenchod pehle din he wapis leleta inki gand todke agar bhai ne mana nahi kiya hota toh..

Main-Rohit kahaan hai?

Sam-Nikal liya tha gharse humse pehle pohanch jaaega..

Main - Cool..

Humlog college pohanchey toh bc college ko dekh k he dil garden - 2 hogaya ye bhi cheej he hai.. I love it.. Humlog parking mein aae toh Rohit wahaan khadda tha already..

Rohit - Arrey bhenchod.. What the fuck is this..

Ravi-This shit is crazy bro..

Rohit - Holy shit.. Ye kaise lee??

Main-Main leke aaya..

Rohit - Brooo.. Chaabi dey toh ek round le aaun..

Main-Baadmein le aana be abhi Guffa kaa kabja waapis lena hai..

Rohit - Le isme kya bc chal abhi lelenge.. Kabja bhenchod kabja bada gangster se lena hai..

Main-Lol..

Humlog parking se bahaar aaye toh wahaan se suru hui students ki "Namaste AP bhai" "Parnaam AP bhai" "Good Morning AP bhai" "Kaise ho bhai" etcetera.. Literally literally harr ek student jo mujhe canteen takk milla woh mujhe greet karke gaya main beshak naa jaanta ho unhe lekin literally harr bandey ne greet Kiya mujhe or ye forcefully waala greet nahi tha jo log mujhse darrke kartey hain ye genuine greet tha isase ye saaf tha ki College badly needed me fuck even whole north India needed me..

Humlog canteen mein enter hue toh as expected wahi same scene tha sabse pehle mujhe Abhi gang milli as expected inka college bus yahaan canteen takk he hai.. Ashish Lucky Abhi Ajit Sana Mouni then wahaan they 2 aise shaks jinhe dekhtey he main ek baar ko toh wahin rukk gaya first thi Anaa and second thi Riya.. Kehne ko ye dono meri ex thi but mere liye ye ex se kahin jyada thi specially Riya she was my first love and she was the most beautiful girl i have ever seen.. Then thi Anaa woh bhi mera pyaar thi, i was very close with her very close indeed.. But haan at least ye mujhse baat toh kar rahi thi CBI k yahaan jaane se pehle iska or mera confrontation hua tha jisme maine isko samjhaane ki koshish ki thi ab ye samjhi yaa nahi woh ab pata chalega..

Mujhe dekh k same reaction unn dono ka tha, so yeah kuch toh tha unke dil mein bhi mere liye..

Ab sabse pehle Ashish bhaagta hua aake galle milla mujhse..

Ashish - Kaisa hai bhai..?

Main - Badhiya badhiya.. Tu bata?

Ashish - Wahi same old boring.. We missed you bro..

Main-Dikh raha hai..

Ab uske baad Laxman aaya bhaaga - 2 mere pair chune laga toh maine usko bichmein he roukk liya and galle milla usase..

Main-Kaise mere betey..

Laxman-Bus aapki daya hai bhai..

Main-Hatt be.. Chal coffee peelaadey tere hath ki badhiya c andar le aana..

Laxman-Bhai andar woh bc Digvijay wagairah baithney lage hain..

Main-Bus itani c baat tu coffee le aa tabtak bahaar faink deta hun unhe toh..

Laxman-Abhi laaya bhai..

Uske baad Arushi aai woh galle milli mujhse..

Main-Kaisi ho madam ji??

Arushi-Main theek hun sir aap batao..? Aap bade plan banatey ho aajkal..

Main-Bananey padtey hain yaar bananey padtey hain warna koi game baja jaaega..

Arushi - Great job AP.. I am proud of you..

Main-Thank you..

Uske baad Lucky Abhi Ajit Sana and Mouni mille mujhse... Baaki sab canteen waale students ne bhi greet kiya.. Bus Anaa or Riya bache wohlog jaan bujh k phone mein busy hogaye Anaa ne atleast mujhse dekh k ek halki c smile toh di, lekin Riya ne mujhe doobara dekha takk nahi.. Interesting..

Khair koi naa Abhi toh party suru hui hai abhi toh bahot time hai naaraazgi bhulne ko..

Ab humlog gaye guffa ki taraf dekho waise mujhe farak nahi padta ki Digvijay president hai wagairaah wagairaah, ab hai toh hai woh caahe kuch kare I don't mind, lekin Guffa literally humaari jagah thi agar main college aaunga toh guffa mujhe caahiye thi issliye i dont care woh kon hai kya hai kaise hai, main baat thi usse bahaar jaana padega wahaan se one way or another..

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Mast entry huwi college m saare bande respect de rehe Thai zabardast
Digvijay ko mast remand m lia dum dama ker chup chaap nikal lia lekin woh kehte h na ki lato k bhoot bato se nahi mante tow kand tow karega hi or ager kand huwa gaand bhi todega achche se
Anna or Riya se samna ho gaya
Dekhte h aage kia hota h
Shaandar lajawab update bhai
 
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