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Update-737(The Rally-4)
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737

Vinay ne apna bhaasan khatam kiya toh logon ne badhiya response Diya usko ,maine bhi taaliyaan bajaai uske liye ,gutsy bhaasan diya tha londey ne ,usne mere pair chuwe or piche hatt gaya or main aaya mike par ..

Main - Namaskar mere pyaare deshwaashiyon pehle toh bahot bahot bahot dhanyawad aap sabka yahaan aane k liye , aap sabne saare records tod diye itani badi rally kabhi India mein nahi hui thi mujhe khud bhi vishwas nahi horaha ki ye sab ashli hai ,woww...Or ye aap sabki madad se he sambhav ho paaya hai ..Ye bahot maayne rakhta hai humaare liye or BLD ki taraf se main aapsabka tahe dil se dhanyawad karta hun.... Ab baat kartey hain ki hum yahaan kisliye ikkatha hue hain .. Vinay Deswal ..Vinay actually waise toh mera bada bhai hai lekin ye iska badapann hai ki ye mujhe itani ijjat deta hai ...Aap sabko pata hai Vinay ka past kaisa Raha hai sabko pata hai usne kya Kiya hai kya nahi kiya or main uski safaai dene nahi aaya hun usne jo kiya woh galat kiya main khud maanta hun lekin kabhi kabhaar galat karna bhi jaruri hota hai apne pariwar ko bachaane k liye ,or aap sab humaara pariwar ho .. Or wahi uss time hua tha Vinay ne pehla kadam nahi uthaaya tha pehal saamne se hui thi Humaari party k logon ko maara gaya tha dhamkaya gaya tha unka jeena durlabh kiya gaya tha or Vinay ne pehle police ka he darwaja khatkhataya tha usne FIR darj ki thi lekin center mein uss time kiski sarkaar thi ye aapko pata he hai toh police hath par hath rakh k baithi rahi or humaare logon ka soshan nahi rukka woh masoom log seh rahe they kyunki woh kuch kar nahi shakte they lekin Vinay ye nahi sehne waala tha usne apne logon k liye hath uthaaya haan galat tha but jaruri tha I'm proud of him iski jagah main hota toh jaan se maar deta unko ..Kyunki agar aapke pass kuch kar dikhaane ki power hai or aapke hotey hue bhi gareeb or majboor logon ka soshan horaha hai or aap kuch kar nahi rahe toh aap aadmi nahi ho thuuuu hai aapke uppar ..Uske baad Vinay ne jurm kabool bhi kiya or uske liye jail bhi gaya apni saja bhi kaati... Ye election nahi ladna caahta tha isko darr tha ki aaplog kya sochoge woh toh maine isko force Kiya jaan bujhke yahaan leke aaya kyunki South Delhi ko iski jarurat hai kyunki yahaan k purav MP jo khud centre government k maai baap they unke hotey hue bhi South Delhi ka aisa haal hai toh unke yahaan se koi dusara jeetata toh ab opposition mein baithke toh South Delhi ko khatam he kar detey issliye mujhe koi trusted banda caahiye tha yahaan se taaki South Delhi ko waapis Delhi waale standard par leke aaya jaaye or Vinay se jyaada trusted yahaan koi tha nahi mere liye, toh main seedha iske pass gaya kyunki iski saari jindagi yahaan Faridabad or South Delhi mein he nikalli hai isko pata hai aapsabko kya caahiye or kya nahi or ye wahi karega .. Ye keh raha hai ki ye sudhra nahi hai but koshish kar raha hai ye actually bahot sudhar chuka hai or main yahaan khadda hoke iski guarantee leta hun ...Main khud jimmedar hun iska .. Issiliye toh dekhlo aapke saamne akela khadda hun Vinay nahi caahta tha ki humaari party se koi orr yahaan aake isko support kare jiski wajah se log iske iljaam unpe bhi lagaaein or unka or party ka naam kharaab ho lekin mujhe farak nahi padta inn sabse mujhse jyaada kharaab naam bhalla kiska hai aaj k time or uske uppar kya he kharaab hoga bhalla karlo kharaab ,aap logon ka pyaar itana hai ki naam kaisa bhi ho aap sath detey he ho mera...Opposition waale or kuch media waale bol rahe they dekha maine ki Vinay gunda hai BLD gundo ko ticket de rahi hai gundagardi he karni aati hai unko wagaira wagairah toh ye main aapko bata dun ki unki khudki party mein Saikdon log hain jinke uppar Vinay se bhi jyaada sangeen criminal cases lage hue hain or woh still MP ya mla hain toh agar woh ladd shaktey hain toh Vinay ne toh kuch galat kiya he nahi... Gunda??apne logon ko bachaana agar tumhe gunda bana deta toh I'm sorry to say but Vinay se pehle main Gunda hun mujhse bada Gunda toh koi hai he nahi ... Kyunki harr jagah kanoon aapka sath nahi de paata main toh abhi bhi kehta hun ye baat ki harr jagah kanoon kaam nahi aa paata , hum khud centre mein hain fir bhi , rules aise hain ki gawaah nahi milte saboot mill jaaye toh dates nahi milti dates mill jaayein toh saboot khatam ho jaatey hain yahi sachaai hai or isko hum khatam bhi kar rahe hain but 60+ saal se ye sab chalta aaraha hai toh time toh lagega he lekin trust me ek din main yun he aap sabke saamne khadda hounga or kahunga ki humne corruption khatam kar diya hai ... Bus aap aise he aashirwad banaaye rakho aise he humein jeetwatey raho aage main dekh lunga .. ...Ye Agle elections takk aapke bich rahega harr kaam karwaaega chota ho ya bada iske darwaaje aap sabke liye humesha khulle rahenge ye mera waada hai ...Mujhe pata hai Vinay ko aap jeetwaaoge uske liye pehle he dhanywaad bol deta hun main aapsabko... Dhanywaad bhaiyo or behano yahaan aane k liye please khaana khaaye bina matt jaana also Delhi Government ko bahot bahot dhanyawad ye sab itane ache se organise karwaane k liye ...Jai Bharat Jai BLD...

YE Bolke maine Ek hath Vinay ka pakkada dusara uski wife ka or dono ko stage k bichmein laake hath uppar uthaadiye or crowd lagi firse chilaane ...And yahaan hum election jeet chuke they as simple as that... We've already won..
Delhi mein aag lagaake main nikala waapis Sirsa k liye Delhi mein ektarfa jeetwa diya tha maine 6-7 lakh k margin se jeet thi confirm...Ab baari thi Sirsa ki toh Sirsa mein bhi mahool jamaa rakha tha maine wahaan bhi record bheed thi but Delhi k muqabla nahi tha ..But yahaan itana he possible tha or kaafi bhi ...

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Update-738(Rajnish-1)
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738


As planned mera helicopter land hua log chilaaye main stage par aaya or apna bhaasan diya yahi ki Raju mera khaas hai ye hai woh hai aise hai waise he helpful hai loyal hai shyaana hai etc etc ..Yahaan bhi response gand faad milla mujhe Yahaan bhi main 10 he minutes rukka mera bhaasan diya uske baad Rohit ka bhaasan suna jo badhiya tha or itane mein he mahool bana diya tha maine bus aakhiri din yahi caahiye tha aaj campaigning bandh hojaaegi or parson voting thi...Bus ab mera kaam khatam hogaya tha yahaan Voting mein ganda kaam Jatin ko sonpa maine or baaki kaam Rohit or baaki sab sambhaal he lenge bus meri duty itani he thi rally se main gaadi mein ghar aaya dinner time Babhi or Meenu he they ghar Kyunki baaki sab elections mein he busy they...

Babhi-Aao aao sir, tu badi rallies kar raha hai..

Main-Karni padti hain babhi main konsa karke khuss tha..

Babhi-Haan tere bhaiya ne bataya tu Naraaj hai unse..

Main-No...No...Naraaj nahi naraaj hota toh woh bataatey thodi aapko..Haan disappointed laga lo..I mean mujhe unki baat samajh aagayi jo theek hai lekin mera dimag agree nahi kar raha ..

Babhi-Simple words mein samjha .

Main- Arrey matlab unka reason galat nahi tha unki baat sahi thi but still mera ek dark corner bol raha hai ki unko naa nahi kehna tha ..

Babhi-Matlab tu galat tha..

Main-Yess.. Ofcourse..Main pata hotey hue bhi unko galat jagah bula raha tha ..But jagah galat hai woh important nahi hai.

Babhi- Tu bula raha tha woh important hai..

Main-Exactly dekha you know me so well...Or bhai ko toh aane mein koi dikkat bhi nahi thi woh toh aa he jaatey baat PM uncle ki thi...Khair it is what it is...Koi na I'll get my get back sooner or later unhe kya jarurat nahi padegi meri..

Babhi-Acha hua mana kardiya unhone tabhi toh tu itani badi rally kar paaya ,i loved it ..Kitane log they yaar it was insane...

Meenu-Yeah..Movies mein bhi nahi dikhaatey itane log toh ..Drone shots mein toh jameen he nahi dikh rahi thi durr durr takk..

Main-Yeah crazy scenes they...Logon ko bulaaya or log aaye it was great...Or jabki traffic jams abhitak khulle nahi hai 20% log nikale hain abhi wahaan se toh last waalon ko toh subah ho jaaegi nikaltey nikaltey or fir bhi log aaye ..

Meenu - Tu bulaaye or log naa aaein bhalla aisa bhi ho shakta hai kya..? Tu itana sab karta hai unke liye toh ye toh kuch bhi nahi return mein...

Babhi-Agreed..Toh tension free hai ab ??Jeet Gaye dono jagah..

Main - Yes jeet gaye but tension free nahi hun i mean Delhi ki tension nahi hai but Sirsa mein ye jo haina Sudha ka ladka ye shyaana banta hai issliye kuch na kuch kala game karega polling k time, apni gundagiri karega jarur toh uska thoda headache rahega..

Babhi- Gundagiri matlab ??

Main- Arrey booth capture karlega babhi forcefully votes dalwaaega , multiple votes dalwa dega uske logon k...Aise he kartey hain powerful log..

Babhi- Tujhse jyada Powerful thodi hai woh..

Main- Babhi mujhse jyaada powerful koi nahi hai...But main thodi iss chote mote system mein involve hounga naa ...Or main kya harr polling station par baithunga....Or baithunga toh bhi apne logon ko aage kardega woh uska order sunke masoom log saamne aaenge befaltu headlines ban jaaengi...

Babhi- Ye toh hai..

Meenu- Lekin iska matlab ye thodi tu uski gundagardi najarandaz kardega .. Gundagardi ka ilaaj toh Gundagardi se he hona chahiye..

Main- Hmmm..Ye toh hai...Ek second...Ohh yeah...Gajab Meenu...

Meenu- Maine kya kiya ??

Main- Tune idea dediya..I mean idea toh mere jeb mein tha bus dhyaan nahi gaya ...Gundagardi ka gundagardi se he ilaaj karenge ..Mujhe dinner karwado fir thodi derr bahaar jaana hai mujhe..

Babhi- Ok...Hath munh dho aa..

Maine dinner Kiya or kartey he gaadi leke nikala main actually Sudha ka londa Gundagardi karega jarur hath pair maarega jarur or jaisa maine bataya main involve ho nahi shakta or mujhe ilaaj gundagardi se he karna tha toh mere baad agar iss area mein koi gunda hai toh woh hai MLA Rajnish.. Rajnish yaad haina Gudla ka baahubali MLA jiske liye Jatin kaam karta hai jo mera chela hai jiske pass mera kala paisa hai...Agar local gundey ki baat ki jaaye toh Rajnish ka naam chalta hai bhenchood usase ashli Gunda koi nahi hai Haryana k iss area mein ,bacha bacha jaanta hai usko ek time par bhai bhi uske area mein jaane se pehle 2 baar sochte they ,woh toh maine sudhaar rakha hai usko warna bhenchood woh aise he election jeetata tha toh main ye kaam usko sonpunga woh or uske log ghumte rahenge pure Sirsa mein toh koi bakchodi nahi karega or karega toh ilaaj wahi karlenge kyunki Rajnish ki afeem se he Sirsa chalta tha pehle , issliye maine Jatin bheja tha wahaan kyunki Jatin he dekhta hai uska kaam or uppar se Rajnish ko aise kaale kaam se election jeetaney kaa experience bhi hai ...Maine Gudla mein uski haweli k aage gaadi roukki or seedha andar aaya andar hall mein he Rajnish or uski family baithey they dinner finish Kiya he tha unhone mujhe dekhtey he Rajnish turant utha or bhaagke mere pair chuwe..Fir uske sathi logon ne pair chuwe..

Rajnish - Parnaam Maalik...Mujhe bulaa liya hota aapne takleef kyun ki?

Main- Bus yun he socha Tera area dekh aaun..

Rajnish - Area toh aapka hai bhai hum toh chowkidar hain bus yahaan k woh bhi aapne banaaya hai..

Main- Hahaa....Hatt bey...Baith..

Rajnish - Kya loge bhai ??Chaaye coffee ??juice ??

Main- Bus paani...Dinner karke seedha yahaan aaya hun...Kaam tha Tera..

Rajnish - Hukkum karo maalik..

Main- Thoda kaala kaam hai.

Rajnish - Main toh banda he kaala hun bhai...Or aapke kehne se kaale kaam bandh kiye hai toh aapke kehne se he karenge..

Main- Wahi..Sirsa ka pata haina tujhe ??

Rajnish - Haan Haan apne bandey udhar he hain Jatin se update leta rehta hun main regularly..

Main - Perfect toh parson voting hai or mujhe woh Sudha k londey par viswash nahi hai woh bakchodi jarur karega kuch naa kuch toh ..Samjh Raha haina konsi bakchodi??

Rajnish - Haan haan samjh gaya bhai ,mere waali..

Main- Hahaha...Haan..Wahi...ab main jaa nahi shakta aise..

Rajnish - Naa naa bhai aap jaake wahaan local gaon waalon se bhidoge na na bilkul nahi...Main jaata hun bhai..

Main - Exactly...Tu kal subah he chala Jaa sath mein bandey leja.. Hathyaar lejaa bus dikhaane dikhaane k liye tu kal he chakkar lagane suru kardey pure Sirsa mein logon ko pata chal jaaye taaki ki Rajnish yahaan hai fir uske baad koi bakchodi karega he nahi parson or karega toh tu hai he ..

Rajnish - Haan haan bhai aap tension he naa lo..Mere hotey aap tension loge toh thuu hai mere uppar..

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Update-739(Rajnish -2)
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739

Main- jaan se nahi maardena bhosdk kissi ko..

Rajnish - Naa naa bhai aap bologe wahi karenge .

Main- Bus 2-4 raipte rakhdiyo darra dhamka diyo..

Rajnish - Chinta he matt karo bhai ek vote bhi idhar se udhar ho jaaye toh aapka jutta mera sir...

Main- Shabbas ..

Rajnish - Samjh gaya bhai....Aap befikar raho. Aapne bhi yun he Mehnat ki bhai ...Sirsa mein toh election yun he jitwa deta aapko ..

Main- Bhosdk woh kaam bandh kiye hain maine he or main he chalwa dun ab .. Election toh waise bhi jeet he jaaenge but fir bhi kyu risk lena..

Rajnish - Aap ladwao or election naa jeetein aisa possible he nahi hai bhai .

Main- Wahi toh ..Toh tu sambhal Lena fir..

Rajnish - Hogaya bhai...Early morning nikal jaaunga main..

Main- Good...Chal main chalta hun fir..

Rajnish - Juice aagaya bhai ye toh pee lo...

Main- Abe khaana khaake aaya hun ..Fir bhi yele tere kehne se ek ghutt toh pee leta hun..

Rajnish - Dhanyawad Bhai...

Main- Chal take care. Koi dikkat hai toh call me...

Rajnish - Dikkat hogi he nahi bhai .

Hell yeah...Rajnish k yahaan se main seedha Ghar aaya and chain ki nind soya ... Election ki tension khatam hui ,200 Million k weapon ki tension khatam hui Jose k drugs shipment par bandey lage hain mere ab 2 ek din rest karke fir kuch karenge...Or finally rest milla bhi mujhe main ghar aake soya next day bhi Aalas mein bed par he nikaala maine or fir voting waale din subah 9 baje Raju ka call aaya mere pass..

Raju- Kahaan ho AP??

Main- Ghar kya hua ??

Raju- Aa shakte ho Sirsa ??

Main- Yeah...Aa he raha tha main toh nahaake bus ...Kya hua ??

Raju- Kuch discuss karna tha...Aake he batata hun..

Main- OK..

Call disconnected...

Isko kya hua bc...Main Turant Ready hoke Shubham ko leke Sirsa k liye nikala ..Raaste mein maine Rajnish ko phone kiya..

Rajnish - Good Morning maalik..

Main- Sab theek haina ??

Rajnish - Haan Bhai koi dikkat nahi hai sab sahi hai..

Main- Pakka ??

Rajnish - Haan Bhai bilkul ..Kya huwa ??

Main- Raju ka call aaya tha bola aake mill lo...Jatin se puchke bata .

Rajnish - Na bhai Jatin mere sath he toh hai kuch dikkat nahi hai yahaan toh..

Main- Bc fir kya gand marr gayi uski...Sun sehar mein hai yaa gaon mein ??

Rajnish - Gaon mein hun bahi ..

Main- Sehar aaja ...Jatin ko Raju ka Ghar pata hai wahaan aajaao 45 mins mein..

Rajnish - Ok boss..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchood isko kya hogaya ab last moment par , Main seedha Raju k yahaan pohancha ..Raju Surjeet Riya Or Ramu just vote daalke waapis aaye he they unke piche piche he main or Shubham andar aaye ..

Main- Kya hua uncle sab theek ??

Raju- Haan baaki sab toh sahi hai ,Surjeet keh raha tha ki usne suna hai Rajnish Yadav Sirsa mein ghumm raha hai apne kaafile k sath...Or ek aadh gaon mein logon ko dhamka raha tha woh...

Main- Toh ?

Surjeet- Toh AP woh yahaan hai toh kuch acha karne k liye toh nahi aaya hoga ..Uska toh kaam he ye hai votes ki hera pheri..Pakka Sudha k gutt ne bulaa rakha hai usko...

Raju- Haan or usko hum toh roukk nahi shakte ...

Riya- Kyun nahi roukk shakte???Police ko bolo papa aise kaise kardega woh .

Surjit - Riya .. Rajnish Yadav ek baahubali MLA hai hajaaron gunde hain uske sath.. Saikdon literally Saikdon cases hain uske against..Humaare wahaan kaa he hai woh police wolice kuch nahi maanta woh ...Or aise he woh khud election jeetata hai ...Wahi karne yahaan aaya hai woh .

Riya- Fir bhi aapke bhi contacts toh hain he yahaan complaint karo..

Raju- Beta hum toh kuch hain bhi nahi uske saamne hum durr se dekh shakte hain bus we're nobody infront of him...

Ramu- Bada dangerous aadmi hai woh bhai hajaaron case honge uske uppar woh bhi sirf violent violent... Hajaar toh chote mote mawali rehtey hain uske sath harr time..

Raju- Wahi toh humaare bus ka kaam nahi hai woh beta...Issliye maine AP ko bulaaya woh kuch kar shakta hai..

Main- Waah...Gajab...Kardenge ..Baitho 5-7 minutes...Coffee peelwado tabtak..

Raju- Haan baitho...

Ramu- Kya kiya jaaye fir AP bhai??

Main- Coffee peeke bataaunga ..

Ramu- Police ko involve karlo bhai Kyunki usase seedha ladoge toh uske log marrne se thodi darrtey hain uske log marrne ko taiyaar he rehte hain..

Main- Rukk jaa Ramu rukk jaa...Kyun darra raha hai mujhe..Kamaal kartey ho Raju uncle main bhaaga hua aaya hun mujhe laga pata nahi kya he hogaya or bus ye baat thi...

Raju- Ye tumhare liye choti baat hogi AP hum bhalla Rajnish k saamne kya cheej hain..

Main- Arrey phone par bata detey ...Rukk jaao..woh dekho...Aagaye..

Maine coffe ka mug uthaaya or udhar se Jatin ki fortuner aai uske bandon ne gaadi bahaar he roukki or front waali gaadi mein se Jatin or Rajnish uttare... ab Rajnish ko dekhtey he Raju or Surjeet ki toh gand fatt gayi unhone turant apne coffee k mug niche rakhe or lage ghurrne..

Raju- R.r..Rajnish...

Main- Haao..Rajnish mera aadmi hai..

Rajnish or Jatin ne aake mere pair chuwe...

Riya -Ye Rajnish hain ??Inse toh milli hun main...

Raju-Tum ???Kab ??

Ab ye sunke Riya ko saanp Sungh gaya ab woh milli toh thi Rajnish se but mere sath milli thi lekin ye baat apne baapu ko kaise bataaye ki tu AP k sath kya kar rahi thi..Ab usko maine bachaaya.

Main- Ye college aaya tha jab ye sab college election lad rahe they tab milli hogi..

Riya- Haan..

Main- Haan toh Raju uncle ye Rajnish ji aapke so called Baahubali mera dost hai...Maine he yahaan bheja hai isko ..Kissi Sudha k gutt k bandey ne nahi bulaaya isko infact koi nahi bula shakta isko Marji ka maalik hai ye.. Woh toh mere kehne se aaya hai ye... Actually mujhe shakk tha ki Sudha ka woh naasamjh beta kaale kand jarur karega kyunki aise toh elections haar Raha hai toh yahaan jo uska roubb hai uska faayda jarur uthaaega or uske he counter k liye maine Rajnish ko bulaaya hai or ye humaare liye he chakkar kaat raha hai Sirsa mein..

Raju- Ohhh ..Sorry AP mujhe nahi pata tha .Tumhe waise he yahaan bulaaya .

Main- No problem main toh waise bhi aa he raha tha ...

Surjeet - Humein toh laga Rajnish ji humaare against hain..

Rajnish - Arrey marwa doge kya Surjeet sahaab AP bhai k khilaaf jaana toh durr uske baare mein soch bhi nahi shakta main..Maalik hain woh mere ...

Main- Bus Bus bey ..Senti matt ho ....

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Super dhamakedar update bhai

 

[Raj Singh]

Jabardast updates

 

[JTN]

What an update.
Superb fantastic and pleasant.

 

[Sushilnkt]

Bahut umda

 

[Janu002]

Nice update

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai bhai

 

[Jasdil]

Shandar update bro