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[Rohit1988]

Update-590(Saved)
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590

Balvant ki recording sunke bhenchod gussa toh bahot aaya but gussa karke faayda kuch tha nahi udhar NIA waale gand todne ka wait kar rahe they..Thodi derr baad SP aagaya bulaane ..

SP- Bhai.. Pure hathiyaar leke aaye hain NIA waale.. Dandey,pattey etc.. Sab kuch.. Kuch karlo pehle he.

Main-Kar toh liya tha lagta hai kaam nahi kiya usne.. Fuckkkkk.. Chal aata hun main..

SP- Be safe bhai..

Ye bolke woh SP chala gaya

Idhar main chal padda uss taraf , office aaya toh woh log sachi mein dandey etc leke aaye they..

Jatin- Bhenchod ye kya hai??

Neha- Tujhe toh pata hona chahiye tumhara toh ilaaj inhi se hua hai..

Main-Aaj camera nahi hai ??

Neha- Nope.. Not at all.. Aaj jo karenge usko record karna allowed nahi hai..

Main- What the fuckk...

Neha- Yeah aaj sach ugallwaaenge tumse..

Main- Fuck that shit..

Neha- Dekhlo.. Yaa toh pehle he bakk do sab.. Warna fir hum toh uggalwa he lenge.. But tumhari ijjat kya rahegi fir AP the great ko interrogation mein maar paddi.. Kya ijjat reh jaaegi tumhari..

Main- Haan ye toh hai..

Neha- Toh fir bolo jaldi se..

Main- Bol toh diya.. Maine jo bola sab sach he bola hai..

Neha- Koi naa.. Ye dando ne bade badon se sach uggalwaaya hai.. Tum toh cheej he kya ho..

Main- Ramesh Kamat..

Neha- Kon??

Main- Ramesh Kamat Inspector hai NIA mein tumhare he under..

Neha- Yeah uska kya??

Main- Usne meri locations leak ki thi Dubai k killers ko..

Neha- Never.. Kabhi bhi nahi.. Ramesh is an amazing officer.. Stop defaming my officers..

Main- Uske against proofs tumhaari mail par aachuke hain check karlo.. Uski wife ki bank details, uske or killers k bich ki chats sabke photos hain usme..

Neha- Wait a second..

Usne locker se apna phone uthaaya and check karne lagi or kuch second baad uske cehre k expressions badal gaye..

Neha- T. T. Tthis.. This..

Main- Yeah.. Sach hai I know..

Neha- I'm... Speechless..

Main- You should be..

Neha- Don't worry I'll deal with him latter I promise I'll ruin his life..

Main- Thank you..

Neha- Maine Headquarters mein arrest orders bhej diye hain uske against..Usko handle karlenge mere officers..

Main-Tum khud nahi jaaogi..

Neha- Jaaungi but filhaal tum jyaada important ho..

Main- Acha.. Fir kya faayda hua bc..

Neha- AP.. Last chance sach bologe??

Main- Maine sab sach he bola hai..

Neha- Ok. Enough.. Nilesh tie him up.. In fact dono ko baandh do..

Main- Wohh.. Wohh.. Wohh relax..

Nilesh- Finally it's time AP.. Bola tha na Maine saari hekdi nikaal dunga.. Aaj wahi din hai.. Main banaaunga tujhe bhagwaan main banaunga AP the great tujhe..

Unhone ropes nikaalni suru ki usme se idhar jaan halak mein aagayi bhenchod maarna toh kya hai maar inki pure din khaa shakta tha main ,or maar shakte bhi nahi they mujhe ye Balvant ko pata tha mujhe hath lagwaya toh maai chud jaaegi uski but still, yahaan sawaal ijjat ka tha.. Madarchod munh dikhaane laayak nahi rahunga main..

But finally mera plan active hua or uss room kaa door knock hua bahot jorr se woh bhi..

Neha- Who's that??

Main- Khol do Prime Minister hain..

Neha- Nice joke.

Main- I'm serious..

Neha- PM Sir toh Tokyo mein hain G20 summit k liye.. Issliye shut up..

Main-Maine karwa diya over summit..

Ab jab gate bahot jorr se knock hone laga toh finally Nilesh ne darwaaja khola or darwaaja khulte he ek thappad aaya uske munh k uppar.. Or andar Enter hue Prime Minister Jagat Gupta.. Usne Nilesh ko dhakka deke side kiya or andar enter hue andar aatey he unn sabne salute kiya unko.. Unki gand fattke hath mein aagayi thi..

Jagat- What the fuck is going on here?? Haan??

Neha-s. s. a. W.. Woh.. Sir... I.. .. Interrogation..

Jagat- Jaanwaron ki interrogation kar rahi ho tum?? Haan?? Ye dandey leke?? Haan?? What the fuck are you doing here??

Neha-W. W. Woh sir.. Actually.. We have permission to be hostile sir..

Jagat- Haan orr permission kissne di ?? Uss corrupt judge ne right?? Right?? Jo tumhare sath Balvant ki jeb mein hai..

Neha-W. W. Woh sir..

Jagat - Shame on you guys.. Shame.. Majaak bana diya hai tumne law and order ka.. AP you alright??

Main- Better then ever uncle.. You're on time. Thanks for coming..

Jagat- Kaise nahi aata.. Tera call aatey he Summit bichmein chhodke direct aaya hun.. Pehla PM ban gaya hun jo Summit chhodke aagaya.. Ye record bhi apne naam hogaya ab..

Main-Hahaha..

Neha- Sir can we talk for a minute..

Jagat -Kya talk karni hai? Yahi ki ye orders tumhe Balvant ne diye hain or woh meri he party ka aadmi hai.. Toh main bhi Balvant ki baat maanu?? Neha ji rukko thoda tumhari aankhein bhi khol denge.. Kyun AP??

Main-Ji bilkul..

Jagat- Kya situation hai...?

Main- Bus suru hone waala hai..

Tabhi wahaan Police Commissioner or Delhi CM etc sabki entry hui..

CM- Parnaam PM sahaab..

Jagat- Aao aao Delhi k sultan.. Kaise ho aap??

CM- Bahot khuss hun aaj toh.. Aap bhi hoge??

Jagat- Ohh yeah.. Pucho matt..

Main- Aap jaao uncle jaldi pohancho..

Jagat- Haan haan.. Tum yahaan se live dekho.. Thode time baad bahaar se dekh lena..

Main-Bilkul Bilkul..

Jagat- Neha ji yahaan se agle orders takk hillna bhi nahi hai.. Tumhe bhi tumhari mehnat ka fall leke jaana hai..

Ye bolke PM uncle or CM uncle nikal gaye wahaan se.. Neha wagairaah still confused they unhe samjh nahi aaraha tha ki chal kya raha hai but jald he sab samjh aa jaana tha..

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Great update bro

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-591(The Undisputed King Of India -1)​

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Humlog sab SP office mein aaye Main Jatin Vinay SP, Commissioner ,DG prisons or sathmein Neha wagairaah bhi .. Main wahaan SP ki chair par baitha..


Main- News lagaa lo Commissioner sahaab.. Kuch he minutes ka sawaal hai Ab toh..


SP ne news on ki BNews lagaya woh Archana Tiwaari ka channel.. Woh Khud live thi ek bahot badi building k bahaar se..


Archana- Ji haan humlog filhaal Bhartiya Lok Dal (BLD) Party k headquarters k bahaar khaddey hain jo Delhi k bichon bich hai.. Deva Partaap Singh yaani BLD k sitting president ne yahaan ek press conference bulaai hai jo 10 minutes mein suru hone waali hai.. Sutro ki maane toh ye Press conference India ki recent times mein hui sabse badi press conference hone waali hai saikdon media persons yahaan mojjud hai yahaan takk ki international channels se bhi log aaye hain. Abhi entry chaalu hone waali hai andar jaane k liye.. Iss press conference ka reason abhi tak saamne nahi aaya hai . Lekin jo bhi hai bahot bada hone waala hai ,dhyaan dene waali baat ye hai ki media ko bus front gate se he allowed kiya gaya hai Yahaan ka back gate or usase lagti hui puri galli seal kar di gayi hai wahaan kissi kaa jaana allowed nahi hai lekin wahaan se saikdon VIP gaadiyaan andar aachuki hain uske alawa Deva ji k teeno helicopters kai logon ko uppar drop karke jaa rahe hain.. Kuch toh bahot bada hone waala hai ye toh confirm hai. Kya hoga uska khulasa kuch he minutes mein hone waala hai .. Ye dekhiye.. Yahaan headquarters ki roof se ek bahot bada poster niche latkaaya jaa raha hai ,humaara cameraman camera uss taraf karein please.. Ji haan.. Dekhiye..


Camera udhar hua toh Headquarters k 5th Floor par se ek bahot jyaada bada poster niche latkaaya gaya literally bahot bada..


Archaan - Ye BLD ka poster hai jiske niche ek group photo hai.. Iss photo mein BLD President Deva Partap Singh k sath WestBengal Se Devdutt Sen Gupta.. Odisha k Chief Minister Vipin Deo Gujarat k Deputy CM Mr Mohanlal, Andhrapradesh k Chief Minister Mr Prasanna Reddy .. Tamilnadu K Chief Minister Mr P Rajendran, Maharashtra se Raghav Sharma, Usha Ji ,Maharashtra CM Aditi Singh, Karnataka Chief Minister Mr Shiva Reddy, Kerala Chief Minister Mr Anil.. Telangana Chief Minister Mrs Surekha.. Assam Chief Minister Mr Atul Dass.. Arunachal Pardesh CM Wang Sona, Manipur CM Mr N Sapam. Nagaland CM C John.. Meghalaya CM Alex Mondal.. Goa CM Mr Govind Rane.. Mojjud hain or Bichon Bich Ek alag Photo mein Deva Partap Singh k Sath Prime Minister Jagat Gupta Ji or Ankit Partap Singh Aka AP mojjud hain.. Or Niche bade bade Aksharon mein 403 Likha hai.. Iska matlab saaf hai jinko samjh nahi aaya unhe bata dun.. Balvant Patel Government girr chuki hai.. Or BLD ne sarkaar banaa lee hai or naa keval Banaa lee hai balki record's tod banaa lee hai 403 seats Bharat desh k itihaas mein kabhi nahi hui hain.. Records tod diye gaye hain.. Or inn sabka central face ek he najar aa raha hai woh hain Ankit Partap Singh Aka AP.. The Prince of North India.. Or now we can say the Prince of Whole India.. Entry suru hogayi hai baaki details k liye hum andar millenge aapse.. Lekin aap ye jaan lijiye Bharat desh ko aaj ek nayi suruwaat milli hai BLD ne pure India ko jeet liya hai.. Bina election's bina votes ... Miltey hain 2 minutes baad..


Commissioner- Hahahaa.. AP Sahaab you are a genius absolute Genius..


SP- Literally Bhagwaan ho bhai aap.. Literally..


Vinay- I agree.. Obviously humein pata he tha ye sab ho raha hai but still.. You did the impossible..


Jatin- Neha ji.. Aise ghabra kyun rahe ho..


Neha-W.. w. Woh.. A. A. Ctu..


Main-Shhhh! Press conference chaalu hogayi hai..


Press Conference chaalu ho he gayi thi media ko ek bade se Hall mein baithaaya gaya tha behisaab media waale wahaan mojjud they or saamne stage par humaari alliance k sab leaders mojjud they jinn jinn se main milla tha woh sab k sab mojjud they wahaan.. Bhai or PM Jagat uncle sabse aage 2 chairs par baithey they and baaki sab unke piche..
Bolna Chaalu Jagat Uncle ne kiya..


Jagat- Thank you.. Thank you.. Please be sited.. And be calm.. Thanks a lot for coming here.. Aaj hum ek bahot he jaruri kaaran se yahaan ikkatha hue hain aaj hum bharat desh ko ek nayi suruwaat dene k liye yahaan aaye hain.. Kuch kidde humaare desh ko andar se khokhla kar rahe they or Aaj hum humaari Bharat Mata ko unn kiddo se bachaane k liye yahaan ikkatha hue hain.. Woh kidde kon hain ye aap sabko pata hai fir bhi main naam ledeta hun woh kidde hain Balvant Patel, Sudha Choudhary, Amit Chouhan, Dharmendra Singh or Diksha Pandey..Ye waise toh India k sabse powerful log they inke hath mein harr ek power mojjud thi ye log caahtey toh India ko or better bana shakte they lekin inhone apni powers ka galat he istemaal kiya or khud ban gaye India k dictators..Aaplog dekh he rahe they ki recently unki manmaani kitani badh gayi thi.. Humaare priya AP iska sabse bada example hai kaise unhe bina kissi saboot bina kissi proof k jail mein daal diya gaya kaise taansaahi chalaake saare laws ko break kartey hue unhe arrest karwaane k liye kitana kuch kiya.. Kaise court or kanoon dono ka majaak banaaya.. Kaise AP ko bina koi chance diye seedha usse jail mein daal diya gaya bina saboot k.. Judges bikk chuke they Officers bikk chuke they or khareedne waala sirf or sirf ek tha Balvant patel.. Main NDP mein shruwaat se hun.. Mere guruji Mr Balwan Patel India k sabse saaf leader hain or woh humesha rahenge main unki wajah se he hun jo hun or jabtak woh NDP k incharge they tabtak sab sahi tha humne Bharat ko badalne k liye apni jaan lagaa di thi .. Lekin jab se Balvant ne NDP ki kamaan sambhaali hai tabse sab sirf or sirf ussi k around revolve hota hai woh or uske chamce Desh ko ulti disha mein dhakel rahe they or main ye sab dekh raha tha kyunki or koi option nahi tha mere pass main majboor tha main or Balwan ji ki saari koshish naakaam kar raha tha Balvant ,uske pass saari powers thi unstoppable tha woh India ka most powerful person tha woh or usse roukkane waala pure india mein ek he tha..AP..


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Dhamaka hoga ab sarkaar AP ki hogi lovely update bro

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-592(The Undisputed King Of India -2)
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PM- Ji haan Balvant bhull raha tha ki usse roukane waala bhi koi hai usse haraane waala bhi koi hai woh iss ghammand mein khudko unbeatable maanke baitha tha lekin finally AP mere pass aaya usne meri help karne ka promise kiya usne kaha ki woh Balvant ki taanaasaahi orr nahi Chalne dega woh Bharat k logon k liye apni jaan dedega or le bhi lega.. Woh kissi bhi keemat par Balvant or uske chamcho ko power mein nahi rehney dega bus fir kya tha AP jo bolta hai woh karta hai or wahi hua.. Aaj jo ye aapke saamne hai woh sab keval or keval AP ki wajah se hai yahaan mojjud hum mein se kissi ne 1% bhi kuch nahi kiya hai ye saari ki saari AP ki mehnat hai usne hafto takk bina rukke bina soye bina theek se khaana khaaye ye sab kiya hai.. Din raat mehnat ki hai usne logon k liye.. Usne hum sabko ek sath joda hai.. Ye aap jo dekh rahe ho mere piche yahaan total 203 Lok Sabha seats mojjud hain.. Uske alawa 110 BLD ki khudki thi orr main or mere sathi 90 MPs aaj or abhi se BLD ka hissa hain yaani BLD K pass 200 Lok sabha seats hain.. Yahaan 403 seats mojjud hain or inhi 403 seats k sath hum Honorable President ko Majority prove karenge..Aage ki jaankari mera Chota Bhai Deva Partap Singh aapko clear karega..

Deva- Ji Namaskar..Numbers ka khel PM sahaab ne samjha diye aapko ...Ji haan hum sarkaar bana rahe hain bus aaplog ka support aise he bana rahe uske alawa humein kuch nahi caahiye hum India ko nayi uchaaiyon par le jaaenge..Yahaan mojjud harr ek leader keval or keval aapke liye kaam karega.. Yahaan mojjud harr shaks aapka nokar hai.. Yahaan mojjud harr shaks aapke betterment k liye apna khoon paseena ek karega.. Yahaan stage par baithey harr shaks ki gurantee main leta hun .. Or inse ya baaki kissi party k kaaryakarta se koi galati hoti bhi hai toh usko theek karne k liye main baitha hun galati agar jaan bujh k ki gayi hai toh uski saja bhi di jaaegi.. Aap log baatein banaane lagein usase pehle bataa dun ki Desh k Pardhan Mantri humaare bade bhai Jagat Gupta Ji he bane rahenge.. AP ne inhe he ye kamaan sonpi hai kyunki usse or hum sabko Jagat ji k uppar pura pura bharosa hai or aap sab bhi jaante ho Jagat Gupta desh ko humesha aage rakhta hai.. Hum 1 ghante baad Rastarpati mahodya se millenge or bahumat shaabit karenge unke saamne.. Ab baat aati hai AP ki toh ye main bata dun ye sarkaar naa meri sarkaar hai naa Jagat ji ki sarkaar hai ye AP ki sarkaar hai uski mehnat se bana hai sab.Uski wajah se sab hua hai or ussi ki guidance se aage sab hoga. Ye toh sabko pata he hai ki woh bekasoor hai or ab ye court mein prove bhi ho jaaega AP jald jail se bahaar hoga lekin usko fasaane waalon k baare mein main ye nahi keh shakta.. Aap khud dekh lena.. Mere Dada ji kaha kartey they Jeet antt mein humesha achaai ki he hoti hai or aaj wahi hua hai..

Jagat- Ji haan.. Achaai ki jeet hui hai.. Bharat ki janta ko meri yahi gujaarish hai ki jaise humesha humein support kiya hai aage bhi aise he karte rahein kyunki aapke bina hum kuch nahi hain bus fir dekho aap hum kaise Bharat ko nayi uchaaiyon par pohanchaatey hain.. Ek baar firse dohra dun ye aapki sarkaar hai ye AP ki sarkaar hai.. Trust AP woh humesha aapke sath khadda rahega or hum sab uske sath khadde rahenge. Rastarpati Mahodya se millke bahumat shaabit karenge hum kuch he derr baad yaani officially sarkaar banaa lenge humlog , ye bahot khussi ki baat hai hum sabke liye bhi or humaare supporters k liye lekin abhi koi khussiyaan nahi banaaega koi munh mitha nahi karega sabse pehle hum sabka farj hai ki hum AP ka munh mitha karein issliye bahumat shaabit kartey he hum sab Tihar jaaenge AP ka munh mitha karwaane, uske baad he humlog orr aap sab apna munh mitha karenge..Or rahi baat celebration ki ya khussi manaane ki toh abhi Koi khussi nahi banaaega ,AP jail mein baitha hai iss corrupt system ki wajah se . Humaare liye jail mein baitha hai woh he's suffering for us.. Dekha hoga sabne video clip mein aapne kaise ek aam aadmi ki tarah reh Raha hai woh.. Woh caahta toh Jail mein VIP treatments easily le shakta tha jo woh caahta woh mill jaata usse lekin nahi usne sach ka sath diya jo woh humesha deta hai.. Issliye jiss din AP jail se bahaar kadam rakhega tabhi celebration hongi tabhi khussiyaan manaai jaaengi.. Tabtak nahi.. Dhanyavaad.. Jai Bharat..

Ye bolke Jagat Uncle Uthe Deva bhai uthe or baaki sab uthey or photos click honi suru hui .. Ye Naye India ki shuruwaat thi Ye AP k India ki shruwaat thi..I Am The Undisputed King Of India..


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Balvant ki gand marne wali has sath hi NIA ki mast update

 

[Janu002]

Awesome update

 

[fuckeravi123]

Update-587(The Investigation -2)​

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Humlog investigation se pichha chhudaake lunch k liye aaye toh obviously sab khatam tha bacha kucha samaan tha chaawal etc they roti thi sabji thi jinmein koi interest nahi tha mera bus dahi thi thankfully toh maine Dahi he Lee Jatin ne khaana khaaya and humlog waapis aagaye, baaki kaidi bahaar they abhi dhoop mein football khel rahe they kuch log and kuch volleyball khel rahe they baaki sab dekh rahe they.. Main baith gaya planning karne laga, Balvant ka counter attack sochne laga main kuch specialto tha nahi mind mein ..


Let it happen..
Chalo hone do fir..


Uske baad dinner hua aaj dinner mein kheer thi again jo waahiyaat thi, bhenchod mujhe ye samjh nahi aaya koi kheer kharaab kaise bana shakta hai bhenchod.. Maine khaai jarur obviously warna bhookha marr jaaunga lekin ab mera manobal jawaab de gaya tha toh main gaya kitchen k andar jahaan 20-25 log khaana banaaney mein they..


Main-Arrey bhosdwaalo kheer bhi achi nahi bana paaye tumlog.. Maadarchod usme toh karna he kuch nahi hota.. Andha aadmi badhiya kheer banaa shakta hai.. Maadarchodo sabko nikalwaaunga kal yahaan se bahaar ,labour karna bhosdwaalo. zehar khilaa do seedha seedha aise aahista aahista bhi kyun maar rahe ho bhadwo.. Dekh alag rahe hain idhar . Maa ki chut tumhari, kitchen mein dikh naa jaana konsa kal..


Unko sunaake main waapis cell mein aaya..


Main-Oye vinay kal woh SP ko bolke madarchod kitchen waale badalwa ye labour se bachne k liye juthe baawarchi bane firr rahe hain unhi ko lein jinka koi vaasta ho khaane se atleast ,aise toh madarchod maar denge mujhe ye log.. Bhadwe kuch bhi bana de rahe hain..


Vinay-Ok bhai karwatey hain kal change..


Dinner k baad again humne lambe time takk discussion kiya kyunki nind theekse aani nahi hoti toh time pass he kar lein aise he 2-3 baja diye raat k sote sote and subah same routine 6-7 k bich utha fresh hua nahaaya kapde dhoye and breakfast k naam par chaaye or bread le aaya uske baad fir cell mein aa gaya and same wahi time SP bulaane aagaya ki NIA waale aaye hain. Main or Jatin gaye waapis office mein same setup tha sab hum baithey jaake ..


Neha-So kahaan they humlog kal ji Gandhinagar se tum direct Delhi aaye jahaan tum Honorable Home Minister ji se mille kya reason tha uss visit ka??


Main-Wahi bus hii hello mere khaas hain woh.


Neha-Sirf hii hello?? Liar..


Main-Acha fir jaake khud puch lo HM uncle se.. Ohh sorry nahi puch shakte kyunki tumhari aukaat he nahi hai wahaan takk jaane ki..


Neha-Delhi se tum ek Special cargo Plane mein Kolkata gaye.. Ek aisa heavy duty cargo plane jo Dubai se specially aaya tha Horses ko Delhi se Kolkata lejaane.. Lekin khaali chala gaya Kolkata woh ,bina horses k. Kya situation thi woh?? Kya hua uss Jet k sath? Kahaan they horses..


Main-Aji mujhe kya pata kya hua Jet ko.. Main toh Delhi gaya tha HM uncle se milla shyaam hui toh firse 2-2 peg lagaane ka mood hogaya wahi same situation meri aadat kharaab, mujhe Kolkata k uss bartender ki yaad aai roukk nahi paaya toh main aaya Airport par pucha flight kabki hai unhone bataya ji Subah hai available flight, maine kaha hell no itani derr nahi rukk shakta.. Private Jets ka pata kiya toh woh bhi available nahi they ab talab jorr se lagi maine contacts ghumaaye toh pata chala ki ek special cargo plane aaya hai jiska cargo lejaana cancel hogaya hai or woh subah Dubai waapis jaaega toh maine baat ki contacts lagaaye ki ye Cargo Plane ko bhejo Kolkata mere sath and obviously mere contacts kaam aaye and woh plane mujhe Kolkata chhodne gaya simple.. Mujhe nahi pata usme godhe jaane they yaa gadhe, gaye yaa nahi gaye kyun gaye ya kyun nahi gaye I don't know and I don't care mujhe bus talab lagi thi toh le gaya jet..


Neha- Ridiculous.. Ek Cargo Plane jiski cost wahaan lejaane ki crores mein hai usse tum keval sharaab peene k liye leke gaye..


Main- Offcourse.. Madam I'm a fucking Billionaire samjhe, talab important hai fuck the money..


Neha-So kaise pay kiya tumne uss Plane ka fare??


Main-Nahi kiya actually jab contacts laga raha tha toh jo mera bada bhai haina Rishi Partap Singh usne bataya ki ye plane uske Dubai k dost ki company ki hai toh ye plane mujhe free lejaaega.. So I went free..


Neha- Great.. Kolkata se tum Vijaywada, Andhrapradesh Gaye.. Wahaan again tum gayab hogaye tumne kya kiya kyun kiya kissi ko nahi pata , kyun??


Main-Kyunki main kissi ko dikhaane yaa bataane nahi gaya tha ki dekho main Andhrapradesh jaa raha hun madam I live under the radar mere dushman harr jagah hain toh obviously jahaan jaaunga silently jaaunga ye thodi ki airport par se dhol bajaata jaaunga.. Pagal ho kya.. ?? Vijayawada again main temple gaya tha bahot old temple hai wahaan..


Neha-Any proofs?? Pics etc??


Main-Hell no.. Pics nahi leta main.. I don't click pics.. Mera phone dekhlo tumhare pass hai woh khaali hoga.. Kahin social media par dekhlo I'm active nowhere.. Haan ye haina Jatin isko pata hai hum temple gaye they shyaam ko.. Bata be..


Jatin-Ji.. Gaye they North Vijayawada mein hai oldest temple of that area.. A must visit..


Neha-Jab hum tumse puch rahe they tabtoh tumhe kuch yaad nahi tha ki tum dono kahaan or kyun gaye?? Ab??


Jatin-Ab Yaadasht waapis aagayi..


Neha- Perfect just perfect.. Vijayawada se tum waapis Delhi aaye jahaan tumne Mashoor Gangster Bhushan or uske betey ko kuch hours mein maar giraaya.. Woh kya situation thi?? How did that happen?? Woh hightech guns kahaan se aai?? Jatin bataaoge??


Jatin- Of course ye toh yaad hai..


Ofcourse yaad hogi puri story ratwaa di thi inn sabko uss din..


Jatin- Hua kya tha ye suno.. Humein khabbar milli ki Divyang k kuch log yahaan rukke hue hain hum chaanbeen karne aaye toh pata chala Divyang wahin hai , humaare pass bus pistols thi toh humne socha abhi nahi kar shakte kyunki inke pass rifles thi tab Abeer bhai ne dekha ki unki ek gaadi k andar kuch rifles rakhi hui hain toh humne uss gaadi se ye rifles uthaai and jald he firing suru hogayi tab pata chala Bhushan bhi wahin hai cross firing mein Bhushan maara gaya or Divyang uppar bhaag gaya usko surrender kaa moka diya toh suni nahi usne issliye AP bhai ne usko goli maari or goli lagte he woh uppar se niche jaa girra jiss wajah se aisi haalat thi uski..


Main-Yep.. That's what happened..


Neha-Lekin Ek Cabinet Minister k mana karne k baad tumne case mein dhakal kyun di??


Main-Maine koi dhakal nahi di Delhi k logon ki responsibility hai meri or Dhyaan rahe Haryana Delhi Rajasthan UP or Punjab mein main officially ek Police consultant hun same Abeer bhi ,toh humaara kaam tha ki hum dhundein Divyang ko or uski information CBI ko de dein ab information dene se pehle firing suru hogayi and he's dead..


Neha- Woh guns wahin thi matlab..? Aisi guns jo saalon se banned hain woh unke pass thi??


Main-Yep...


Neha- I don't belive it..


Main-Toh matt karo belive.. Sun Bhai Jatin ek aisa underworld don jiska kaam tha literally weapons trafficking ka jo international level par weapons ki hera feri karta tha pichle 20 saal se bhi jyaada se jiske hath harr type k weapons ko lage they uske pass ek international weapon thi ye toh impossible hai haina?? Bhalla ek international arms dealer k pass illegal weapons kaise possible hai.. Haina?? Madam you sound stupid.. Bhusan kaa kaam tha waise weapons ki illegal deal karna.. Do your research..


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Neha-Delhi se tum Chennai gaye again as a Ghost.. Kya reason tha uss visit ka?


Main- Actually Chennai mujhe bahot time se jaana tha kyunki mujhe Tamil language sikhni thi lekin unfortunately mujhe jaldi waapis aana padda wahaan se.. I love tamil language.. It's a beautiful language.. Listen good morning ki jagah bolo suprabhaatham..


Shruti-Ye toh Tamil nahi hai..


Main-Yeah Ye Malayalam hai..


Shruti- Lekin tum Tamil sikhne gaye they naa..


Main-Gaya tha but bola toh mujhe jaldi waapis aana padda bina sikhe..


Jatin-Bagahahahahah..


Nilesh- Oh my god.. He's just wasting our time..


Neha- Now focus.. This is the most important part of this investigation.. Chennai se tum Mumbai gaye jahaan tumhe uss din 10-12 alag alag jagah spot kiya gaya alag alag leaders se millte hue jinke sath millke tumne sarkaar banaai.. Rumours hain you spent thousands of crore there..


Main- Thousands crore aji ghanta.. Rumours he hain fir toh..


Neha-Then kaise raaji kiya tumne unn leaders ko..


Main-Speech deke I give soul touching speeches.. Sunogi??


Neha- I'm done with your lies.. Tumne ek bhi sawaal ka seriously jawaab nahi diya hai you think this is a joke.. Your life is on the line here you're looking at life in prison.. Ummarkaid.. Pata hai iska matlab?? Tum seriously nahi loge toh hum lenge seriously isko.. We're done for today aaj he hum Judge k saamne petition denge ki let us treat the witness as fully hostile.. Give us the freedom to interrogate the witness fully.. Fir kal mil lenge hum same time right here.. Fir dekhte hain jawaab kaise nahi dete tum... You can leave..


Main-Ohhh thanks..


Ye bolke main or Jatin mast khaddey hue and bahaar aaye hanste hue..


Jatin-Gand he maar lete ho becharon ki bhai..


Main-Tabhi maja aata hai.Kal fir aise he maarunga inki, maa chudaae judge..


Jatin- Sahi baat..


Main- Jaa SP office mein phone laga hai charging mein nikaal laa..


Main kitchen aaya lunch kiya aaj fried rice they and I don't know mujhe aadat hogayi thi issliye theek lage but pehle se better they aaj jyaada nahi but farak toh tha.. Staff badal diya tha issliye I think.. Lunch k baad main waapis apni cell mein aaya Jatin se phone liya toh Claire k missed calls they usne recording bheji thi or message likha tha ki isko ASAP suno. Thodi derr pehle ki he thi.. Wahi usual log they Balvant, Sudha, Sukesh Amit and Dharmendra..


Balvant- I have a little bad news and a great news.. Greatest to be honest...


Sudha- Saboot mill gaye??


Balvant- Mill jaaenge.. Anil or Keerthy dono taiyaar hain saboot dene k liye..


Sudha-Waaahhhh..


Amit-This is great..


Sukesh- Awesome.. This is the best for us..


Sudha-Bad news kya hai??


Balvant-Unki demands..


Sudha- Aisa Kya caahiye unhe??


Balvant-600 Crore Rupees....


Sudha-600??? That's too much.. But Sukesh k dost kar shakte hain right??


Sukesh-Jyaada hai but don't worry AP ko khatam karne k liye 6000 crore bhi denge humlog.. I'll handle it..


Balvant- Paise problem nahi hai obviously paise tum kar he loge lekin unhe 600 crore Cash caahiye woh bhi kal subah takk..


Sukesh-600 Crore cash..


Balvant- Unhe gayab hona haina kuch time k liye jabtak hum AP ko thikaane nahi laga detey tabtak.. Bahot darre hue hain AP se woh or darrna bhi caahiye, shaitaan hai sala woh.. Unhe kal subah takk paise caahiye in cash all of it.. Woh Mujhe or Sudha ko he jaantey hain toh humpe he trust hai bus unko baaki kissi pe nahi,unhone kaha hai Ek hath se paise do dusare se saboot lo kal subah nahi diye paise toh saboot bhull jaao..


Sukesh- That's impossible.. Humlog toh itana nahi kar shakte cash.. Itana jaldi woh bhi.. koi nahi kar shakta..


Balvant- I know..


Amit- Ab?? Nahi lene saboot??


Balvant-lene haina..


Amit-Bina paise kaise loge??


Balvant- Paise haina hain kyun nahi.. Sukesh tum kaho toh woh Mumbai waale dealer se baat karun..


Sukesh- Oh.. Haan.. Haan.. Haan.. Yess.. Ek wahi hai jo itana cash itana jaldi kar shaktey hain... 10000%....


Balvant-Uske rates jyaada hain 600 k baadmein 650 lenge..


Sukes-Done 700 denge caahiye hai toh .. Usko bolo Mumbai mein he jugaad karwa dey.. Or Keerthy or Anil ko Mumbai bula lo aapka khudka jet bhejke taaki darrein nahi woh,aapko trust kartey hain toh aap dono he deal karo baaki humein koi matlab nahi we trust you guys fully..


Balvant- Ok main karta hun Mumbai mein baat.


Amit- Mumbai waale karwa toh denge naa..


Sudha -Karwaenge kyun nahi, mana karein toh khatam naa karwa denge unko..


Sukesh-Arrey ohh madam.. Pagal ho rahi ho kya.. Khatam karwa doge.. Kon log hain pata hai woh?? Unka paisa pure india mein ghumta hai.. Unke finance se election's jeetey jaate hain.. Unke paise se he kaala kaam hota hai.. Naa keval India mein balki all over Asia mein.. Unko khatam kartey karte tumhari saari pushtein khatam ho jaaengi..


Balvant- Wahi toh AP he bahot hai unhe dushman nahi banana humein.. Hath joddke paise maangenge return mein 50-60 CR uppar dedenge wahi kaafi hai.


Sukesh-Haan.. Koi dikkat nahi hai baat karo aap..


Balvant-Ok..


Call disconnected..


Interesting very interesting.. Saboot khareede jaa rahe hain.. Awesome... Awesome..


Ab kuch derr main sochta raha ki kya chal raha hai kaise chal raha hai fir maine kuch plan karna theek samjha and finally shyaam ko mera phone baja call unknown tha but uthaaya maine toh saamne se ek female ki awaaj aai..


"HelloBoss Good Evening"


Main-Good Evening Ellie..


Ellie- How are you boss??


Main-Fine..


Ellie- Ek issue tha boss.. Aapke friend Balvant ka call aaya tha bol raha hai usse urgent 600 crore cash caahiye Mumbai mein he badle mein 700 crore takk dene ki baat kar raha tha bilkul gidgida raha tha ,yaani desperately paisa caahiye usse toh mujhe laga itana desperately toh aapke khilaaf he caahiye hoga usse..


Main-Haan mere khilaaf he caahiye..


Ellie- Ok boss.. Don't worry boss.. Mana kar deti hun abhi.. Aapke khilaaf mera paisa use hoga toh kya faayda mere jinda rehne ka..


Main-Naa.. Haan bol dey..


Ellie- What boss??


Main-Haan.. Dedey paisa..


Ellie- Are you sure boss..


Main-Dilwadey tere kissi bandey se..


Ellie-Boss but he'll use that against you..


Main-Ellie I hate repeating myself..


Ellie-Ok boss don't worry boss..


Call disconnected..


Waah bc mere logon se liya paisa mere against he use kar raha hai.. Waah..


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Balvant ki recording sunke bhenchod gussa toh bahot aaya but gussa karke faayda kuch tha nahi udhar NIA waale gand todne ka wait kar rahe they..Thodi derr baad SP aagaya bulaane ..

SP- Bhai.. Pure hathiyaar leke aaye hain NIA waale.. Dandey,pattey etc.. Sab kuch.. Kuch karlo pehle he.

Main-Kar toh liya tha lagta hai kaam nahi kiya usne.. Fuckkkkk.. Chal aata hun main..

SP- Be safe bhai..

Ye bolke woh SP chala gaya

Idhar main chal padda uss taraf , office aaya toh woh log sachi mein dandey etc leke aaye they..

Jatin- Bhenchod ye kya hai??

Neha- Tujhe toh pata hona chahiye tumhara toh ilaaj inhi se hua hai..

Main-Aaj camera nahi hai ??

Neha- Nope.. Not at all.. Aaj jo karenge usko record karna allowed nahi hai..

Main- What the fuckk...

Neha- Yeah aaj sach ugallwaaenge tumse..

Main- Fuck that shit..

Neha- Dekhlo.. Yaa toh pehle he bakk do sab.. Warna fir hum toh uggalwa he lenge.. But tumhari ijjat kya rahegi fir AP the great ko interrogation mein maar paddi.. Kya ijjat reh jaaegi tumhari..

Main- Haan ye toh hai..

Neha- Toh fir bolo jaldi se..

Main- Bol toh diya.. Maine jo bola sab sach he bola hai..

Neha- Koi naa.. Ye dando ne bade badon se sach uggalwaaya hai.. Tum toh cheej he kya ho..

Main- Ramesh Kamat..

Neha- Kon??

Main- Ramesh Kamat Inspector hai NIA mein tumhare he under..

Neha- Yeah uska kya??

Main- Usne meri locations leak ki thi Dubai k killers ko..

Neha- Never.. Kabhi bhi nahi.. Ramesh is an amazing officer.. Stop defaming my officers..

Main- Uske against proofs tumhaari mail par aachuke hain check karlo.. Uski wife ki bank details, uske or killers k bich ki chats sabke photos hain usme..

Neha- Wait a second..

Usne locker se apna phone uthaaya and check karne lagi or kuch second baad uske cehre k expressions badal gaye..

Neha- T. T. Tthis.. This..

Main- Yeah.. Sach hai I know..

Neha- I'm... Speechless..

Main- You should be..

Neha- Don't worry I'll deal with him latter I promise I'll ruin his life..

Main- Thank you..

Neha- Maine Headquarters mein arrest orders bhej diye hain uske against..Usko handle karlenge mere officers..

Main-Tum khud nahi jaaogi..

Neha- Jaaungi but filhaal tum jyaada important ho..

Main- Acha.. Fir kya faayda hua bc..

Neha- AP.. Last chance sach bologe??

Main- Maine sab sach he bola hai..

Neha- Ok. Enough.. Nilesh tie him up.. In fact dono ko baandh do..

Main- Wohh.. Wohh.. Wohh relax..

Nilesh- Finally it's time AP.. Bola tha na Maine saari hekdi nikaal dunga.. Aaj wahi din hai.. Main banaaunga tujhe bhagwaan main banaunga AP the great tujhe..

Unhone ropes nikaalni suru ki usme se idhar jaan halak mein aagayi bhenchod maarna toh kya hai maar inki pure din khaa shakta tha main ,or maar shakte bhi nahi they mujhe ye Balvant ko pata tha mujhe hath lagwaya toh maai chud jaaegi uski but still, yahaan sawaal ijjat ka tha.. Madarchod munh dikhaane laayak nahi rahunga main..

But finally mera plan active hua or uss room kaa door knock hua bahot jorr se woh bhi..

Neha- Who's that??

Main- Khol do Prime Minister hain..

Neha- Nice joke.

Main- I'm serious..

Neha- PM Sir toh Tokyo mein hain G20 summit k liye.. Issliye shut up..

Main-Maine karwa diya over summit..

Ab jab gate bahot jorr se knock hone laga toh finally Nilesh ne darwaaja khola or darwaaja khulte he ek thappad aaya uske munh k uppar.. Or andar Enter hue Prime Minister Jagat Gupta.. Usne Nilesh ko dhakka deke side kiya or andar enter hue andar aatey he unn sabne salute kiya unko.. Unki gand fattke hath mein aagayi thi..

Jagat- What the fuck is going on here?? Haan??

Neha-s. s. a. W.. Woh.. Sir... I.. .. Interrogation..

Jagat- Jaanwaron ki interrogation kar rahi ho tum?? Haan?? Ye dandey leke?? Haan?? What the fuck are you doing here??

Neha-W. W. Woh sir.. Actually.. We have permission to be hostile sir..

Jagat- Haan orr permission kissne di ?? Uss corrupt judge ne right?? Right?? Jo tumhare sath Balvant ki jeb mein hai..

Neha-W. W. Woh sir..

Jagat - Shame on you guys.. Shame.. Majaak bana diya hai tumne law and order ka.. AP you alright??

Main- Better then ever uncle.. You're on time. Thanks for coming..

Jagat- Kaise nahi aata.. Tera call aatey he Summit bichmein chhodke direct aaya hun.. Pehla PM ban gaya hun jo Summit chhodke aagaya.. Ye record bhi apne naam hogaya ab..

Main-Hahaha..

Neha- Sir can we talk for a minute..

Jagat -Kya talk karni hai? Yahi ki ye orders tumhe Balvant ne diye hain or woh meri he party ka aadmi hai.. Toh main bhi Balvant ki baat maanu?? Neha ji rukko thoda tumhari aankhein bhi khol denge.. Kyun AP??

Main-Ji bilkul..

Jagat- Kya situation hai...?

Main- Bus suru hone waala hai..

Tabhi wahaan Police Commissioner or Delhi CM etc sabki entry hui..

CM- Parnaam PM sahaab..

Jagat- Aao aao Delhi k sultan.. Kaise ho aap??

CM- Bahot khuss hun aaj toh.. Aap bhi hoge??

Jagat- Ohh yeah.. Pucho matt..

Main- Aap jaao uncle jaldi pohancho..

Jagat- Haan haan.. Tum yahaan se live dekho.. Thode time baad bahaar se dekh lena..

Main-Bilkul Bilkul..

Jagat- Neha ji yahaan se agle orders takk hillna bhi nahi hai.. Tumhe bhi tumhari mehnat ka fall leke jaana hai..

Ye bolke PM uncle or CM uncle nikal gaye wahaan se.. Neha wagairaah still confused they unhe samjh nahi aaraha tha ki chal kya raha hai but jald he sab samjh aa jaana tha..

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Humlog sab SP office mein aaye Main Jatin Vinay SP, Commissioner ,DG prisons or sathmein Neha wagairaah bhi .. Main wahaan SP ki chair par baitha..


Main- News lagaa lo Commissioner sahaab.. Kuch he minutes ka sawaal hai Ab toh..


SP ne news on ki BNews lagaya woh Archana Tiwaari ka channel.. Woh Khud live thi ek bahot badi building k bahaar se..


Archana- Ji haan humlog filhaal Bhartiya Lok Dal (BLD) Party k headquarters k bahaar khaddey hain jo Delhi k bichon bich hai.. Deva Partaap Singh yaani BLD k sitting president ne yahaan ek press conference bulaai hai jo 10 minutes mein suru hone waali hai.. Sutro ki maane toh ye Press conference India ki recent times mein hui sabse badi press conference hone waali hai saikdon media persons yahaan mojjud hai yahaan takk ki international channels se bhi log aaye hain. Abhi entry chaalu hone waali hai andar jaane k liye.. Iss press conference ka reason abhi tak saamne nahi aaya hai . Lekin jo bhi hai bahot bada hone waala hai ,dhyaan dene waali baat ye hai ki media ko bus front gate se he allowed kiya gaya hai Yahaan ka back gate or usase lagti hui puri galli seal kar di gayi hai wahaan kissi kaa jaana allowed nahi hai lekin wahaan se saikdon VIP gaadiyaan andar aachuki hain uske alawa Deva ji k teeno helicopters kai logon ko uppar drop karke jaa rahe hain.. Kuch toh bahot bada hone waala hai ye toh confirm hai. Kya hoga uska khulasa kuch he minutes mein hone waala hai .. Ye dekhiye.. Yahaan headquarters ki roof se ek bahot bada poster niche latkaaya jaa raha hai ,humaara cameraman camera uss taraf karein please.. Ji haan.. Dekhiye..


Camera udhar hua toh Headquarters k 5th Floor par se ek bahot jyaada bada poster niche latkaaya gaya literally bahot bada..


Archaan - Ye BLD ka poster hai jiske niche ek group photo hai.. Iss photo mein BLD President Deva Partap Singh k sath WestBengal Se Devdutt Sen Gupta.. Odisha k Chief Minister Vipin Deo Gujarat k Deputy CM Mr Mohanlal, Andhrapradesh k Chief Minister Mr Prasanna Reddy .. Tamilnadu K Chief Minister Mr P Rajendran, Maharashtra se Raghav Sharma, Usha Ji ,Maharashtra CM Aditi Singh, Karnataka Chief Minister Mr Shiva Reddy, Kerala Chief Minister Mr Anil.. Telangana Chief Minister Mrs Surekha.. Assam Chief Minister Mr Atul Dass.. Arunachal Pardesh CM Wang Sona, Manipur CM Mr N Sapam. Nagaland CM C John.. Meghalaya CM Alex Mondal.. Goa CM Mr Govind Rane.. Mojjud hain or Bichon Bich Ek alag Photo mein Deva Partap Singh k Sath Prime Minister Jagat Gupta Ji or Ankit Partap Singh Aka AP mojjud hain.. Or Niche bade bade Aksharon mein 403 Likha hai.. Iska matlab saaf hai jinko samjh nahi aaya unhe bata dun.. Balvant Patel Government girr chuki hai.. Or BLD ne sarkaar banaa lee hai or naa keval Banaa lee hai balki record's tod banaa lee hai 403 seats Bharat desh k itihaas mein kabhi nahi hui hain.. Records tod diye gaye hain.. Or inn sabka central face ek he najar aa raha hai woh hain Ankit Partap Singh Aka AP.. The Prince of North India.. Or now we can say the Prince of Whole India.. Entry suru hogayi hai baaki details k liye hum andar millenge aapse.. Lekin aap ye jaan lijiye Bharat desh ko aaj ek nayi suruwaat milli hai BLD ne pure India ko jeet liya hai.. Bina election's bina votes ... Miltey hain 2 minutes baad..


Commissioner- Hahahaa.. AP Sahaab you are a genius absolute Genius..


SP- Literally Bhagwaan ho bhai aap.. Literally..


Vinay- I agree.. Obviously humein pata he tha ye sab ho raha hai but still.. You did the impossible..


Jatin- Neha ji.. Aise ghabra kyun rahe ho..


Neha-W.. w. Woh.. A. A. Ctu..


Main-Shhhh! Press conference chaalu hogayi hai..


Press Conference chaalu ho he gayi thi media ko ek bade se Hall mein baithaaya gaya tha behisaab media waale wahaan mojjud they or saamne stage par humaari alliance k sab leaders mojjud they jinn jinn se main milla tha woh sab k sab mojjud they wahaan.. Bhai or PM Jagat uncle sabse aage 2 chairs par baithey they and baaki sab unke piche..
Bolna Chaalu Jagat Uncle ne kiya..


Jagat- Thank you.. Thank you.. Please be sited.. And be calm.. Thanks a lot for coming here.. Aaj hum ek bahot he jaruri kaaran se yahaan ikkatha hue hain aaj hum bharat desh ko ek nayi suruwaat dene k liye yahaan aaye hain.. Kuch kidde humaare desh ko andar se khokhla kar rahe they or Aaj hum humaari Bharat Mata ko unn kiddo se bachaane k liye yahaan ikkatha hue hain.. Woh kidde kon hain ye aap sabko pata hai fir bhi main naam ledeta hun woh kidde hain Balvant Patel, Sudha Choudhary, Amit Chouhan, Dharmendra Singh or Diksha Pandey..Ye waise toh India k sabse powerful log they inke hath mein harr ek power mojjud thi ye log caahtey toh India ko or better bana shakte they lekin inhone apni powers ka galat he istemaal kiya or khud ban gaye India k dictators..Aaplog dekh he rahe they ki recently unki manmaani kitani badh gayi thi.. Humaare priya AP iska sabse bada example hai kaise unhe bina kissi saboot bina kissi proof k jail mein daal diya gaya kaise taansaahi chalaake saare laws ko break kartey hue unhe arrest karwaane k liye kitana kuch kiya.. Kaise court or kanoon dono ka majaak banaaya.. Kaise AP ko bina koi chance diye seedha usse jail mein daal diya gaya bina saboot k.. Judges bikk chuke they Officers bikk chuke they or khareedne waala sirf or sirf ek tha Balvant patel.. Main NDP mein shruwaat se hun.. Mere guruji Mr Balwan Patel India k sabse saaf leader hain or woh humesha rahenge main unki wajah se he hun jo hun or jabtak woh NDP k incharge they tabtak sab sahi tha humne Bharat ko badalne k liye apni jaan lagaa di thi .. Lekin jab se Balvant ne NDP ki kamaan sambhaali hai tabse sab sirf or sirf ussi k around revolve hota hai woh or uske chamce Desh ko ulti disha mein dhakel rahe they or main ye sab dekh raha tha kyunki or koi option nahi tha mere pass main majboor tha main or Balwan ji ki saari koshish naakaam kar raha tha Balvant ,uske pass saari powers thi unstoppable tha woh India ka most powerful person tha woh or usse roukkane waala pure india mein ek he tha..AP..


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PM- Ji haan Balvant bhull raha tha ki usse roukane waala bhi koi hai usse haraane waala bhi koi hai woh iss ghammand mein khudko unbeatable maanke baitha tha lekin finally AP mere pass aaya usne meri help karne ka promise kiya usne kaha ki woh Balvant ki taanaasaahi orr nahi Chalne dega woh Bharat k logon k liye apni jaan dedega or le bhi lega.. Woh kissi bhi keemat par Balvant or uske chamcho ko power mein nahi rehney dega bus fir kya tha AP jo bolta hai woh karta hai or wahi hua.. Aaj jo ye aapke saamne hai woh sab keval or keval AP ki wajah se hai yahaan mojjud hum mein se kissi ne 1% bhi kuch nahi kiya hai ye saari ki saari AP ki mehnat hai usne hafto takk bina rukke bina soye bina theek se khaana khaaye ye sab kiya hai.. Din raat mehnat ki hai usne logon k liye.. Usne hum sabko ek sath joda hai.. Ye aap jo dekh rahe ho mere piche yahaan total 203 Lok Sabha seats mojjud hain.. Uske alawa 110 BLD ki khudki thi orr main or mere sathi 90 MPs aaj or abhi se BLD ka hissa hain yaani BLD K pass 200 Lok sabha seats hain.. Yahaan 403 seats mojjud hain or inhi 403 seats k sath hum Honorable President ko Majority prove karenge..Aage ki jaankari mera Chota Bhai Deva Partap Singh aapko clear karega..

Deva- Ji Namaskar..Numbers ka khel PM sahaab ne samjha diye aapko ...Ji haan hum sarkaar bana rahe hain bus aaplog ka support aise he bana rahe uske alawa humein kuch nahi caahiye hum India ko nayi uchaaiyon par le jaaenge..Yahaan mojjud harr ek leader keval or keval aapke liye kaam karega.. Yahaan mojjud harr shaks aapka nokar hai.. Yahaan mojjud harr shaks aapke betterment k liye apna khoon paseena ek karega.. Yahaan stage par baithey harr shaks ki gurantee main leta hun .. Or inse ya baaki kissi party k kaaryakarta se koi galati hoti bhi hai toh usko theek karne k liye main baitha hun galati agar jaan bujh k ki gayi hai toh uski saja bhi di jaaegi.. Aap log baatein banaane lagein usase pehle bataa dun ki Desh k Pardhan Mantri humaare bade bhai Jagat Gupta Ji he bane rahenge.. AP ne inhe he ye kamaan sonpi hai kyunki usse or hum sabko Jagat ji k uppar pura pura bharosa hai or aap sab bhi jaante ho Jagat Gupta desh ko humesha aage rakhta hai.. Hum 1 ghante baad Rastarpati mahodya se millenge or bahumat shaabit karenge unke saamne.. Ab baat aati hai AP ki toh ye main bata dun ye sarkaar naa meri sarkaar hai naa Jagat ji ki sarkaar hai ye AP ki sarkaar hai uski mehnat se bana hai sab.Uski wajah se sab hua hai or ussi ki guidance se aage sab hoga. Ye toh sabko pata he hai ki woh bekasoor hai or ab ye court mein prove bhi ho jaaega AP jald jail se bahaar hoga lekin usko fasaane waalon k baare mein main ye nahi keh shakta.. Aap khud dekh lena.. Mere Dada ji kaha kartey they Jeet antt mein humesha achaai ki he hoti hai or aaj wahi hua hai..

Jagat- Ji haan.. Achaai ki jeet hui hai.. Bharat ki janta ko meri yahi gujaarish hai ki jaise humesha humein support kiya hai aage bhi aise he karte rahein kyunki aapke bina hum kuch nahi hain bus fir dekho aap hum kaise Bharat ko nayi uchaaiyon par pohanchaatey hain.. Ek baar firse dohra dun ye aapki sarkaar hai ye AP ki sarkaar hai.. Trust AP woh humesha aapke sath khadda rahega or hum sab uske sath khadde rahenge. Rastarpati Mahodya se millke bahumat shaabit karenge hum kuch he derr baad yaani officially sarkaar banaa lenge humlog , ye bahot khussi ki baat hai hum sabke liye bhi or humaare supporters k liye lekin abhi koi khussiyaan nahi banaaega koi munh mitha nahi karega sabse pehle hum sabka farj hai ki hum AP ka munh mitha karein issliye bahumat shaabit kartey he hum sab Tihar jaaenge AP ka munh mitha karwaane, uske baad he humlog orr aap sab apna munh mitha karenge..Or rahi baat celebration ki ya khussi manaane ki toh abhi Koi khussi nahi banaaega ,AP jail mein baitha hai iss corrupt system ki wajah se . Humaare liye jail mein baitha hai woh he's suffering for us.. Dekha hoga sabne video clip mein aapne kaise ek aam aadmi ki tarah reh Raha hai woh.. Woh caahta toh Jail mein VIP treatments easily le shakta tha jo woh caahta woh mill jaata usse lekin nahi usne sach ka sath diya jo woh humesha deta hai.. Issliye jiss din AP jail se bahaar kadam rakhega tabhi celebration hongi tabhi khussiyaan manaai jaaengi.. Tabtak nahi.. Dhanyavaad.. Jai Bharat..

Ye bolke Jagat Uncle Uthe Deva bhai uthe or baaki sab uthey or photos click honi suru hui .. Ye Naye India ki shuruwaat thi Ye AP k India ki shruwaat thi..I Am The Undisputed King Of India..


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Super dhamakedar update Bhai

 

[Mucchad]

Superb update bro

 

[Naik]

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Balvant ki recording sunke bhenchod gussa toh bahot aaya but gussa karke faayda kuch tha nahi udhar NIA waale gand todne ka wait kar rahe they..Thodi derr baad SP aagaya bulaane ..

SP- Bhai.. Pure hathiyaar leke aaye hain NIA waale.. Dandey,pattey etc.. Sab kuch.. Kuch karlo pehle he.

Main-Kar toh liya tha lagta hai kaam nahi kiya usne.. Fuckkkkk.. Chal aata hun main..

SP- Be safe bhai..

Ye bolke woh SP chala gaya

Idhar main chal padda uss taraf , office aaya toh woh log sachi mein dandey etc leke aaye they..

Jatin- Bhenchod ye kya hai??

Neha- Tujhe toh pata hona chahiye tumhara toh ilaaj inhi se hua hai..

Main-Aaj camera nahi hai ??

Neha- Nope.. Not at all.. Aaj jo karenge usko record karna allowed nahi hai..

Main- What the fuckk...

Neha- Yeah aaj sach ugallwaaenge tumse..

Main- Fuck that shit..

Neha- Dekhlo.. Yaa toh pehle he bakk do sab.. Warna fir hum toh uggalwa he lenge.. But tumhari ijjat kya rahegi fir AP the great ko interrogation mein maar paddi.. Kya ijjat reh jaaegi tumhari..

Main- Haan ye toh hai..

Neha- Toh fir bolo jaldi se..

Main- Bol toh diya.. Maine jo bola sab sach he bola hai..

Neha- Koi naa.. Ye dando ne bade badon se sach uggalwaaya hai.. Tum toh cheej he kya ho..

Main- Ramesh Kamat..

Neha- Kon??

Main- Ramesh Kamat Inspector hai NIA mein tumhare he under..

Neha- Yeah uska kya??

Main- Usne meri locations leak ki thi Dubai k killers ko..

Neha- Never.. Kabhi bhi nahi.. Ramesh is an amazing officer.. Stop defaming my officers..

Main- Uske against proofs tumhaari mail par aachuke hain check karlo.. Uski wife ki bank details, uske or killers k bich ki chats sabke photos hain usme..

Neha- Wait a second..

Usne locker se apna phone uthaaya and check karne lagi or kuch second baad uske cehre k expressions badal gaye..

Neha- T. T. Tthis.. This..

Main- Yeah.. Sach hai I know..

Neha- I'm... Speechless..

Main- You should be..

Neha- Don't worry I'll deal with him latter I promise I'll ruin his life..

Main- Thank you..

Neha- Maine Headquarters mein arrest orders bhej diye hain uske against..Usko handle karlenge mere officers..

Main-Tum khud nahi jaaogi..

Neha- Jaaungi but filhaal tum jyaada important ho..

Main- Acha.. Fir kya faayda hua bc..

Neha- AP.. Last chance sach bologe??

Main- Maine sab sach he bola hai..

Neha- Ok. Enough.. Nilesh tie him up.. In fact dono ko baandh do..

Main- Wohh.. Wohh.. Wohh relax..

Nilesh- Finally it's time AP.. Bola tha na Maine saari hekdi nikaal dunga.. Aaj wahi din hai.. Main banaaunga tujhe bhagwaan main banaunga AP the great tujhe..

Unhone ropes nikaalni suru ki usme se idhar jaan halak mein aagayi bhenchod maarna toh kya hai maar inki pure din khaa shakta tha main ,or maar shakte bhi nahi they mujhe ye Balvant ko pata tha mujhe hath lagwaya toh maai chud jaaegi uski but still, yahaan sawaal ijjat ka tha.. Madarchod munh dikhaane laayak nahi rahunga main..

But finally mera plan active hua or uss room kaa door knock hua bahot jorr se woh bhi..

Neha- Who's that??

Main- Khol do Prime Minister hain..

Neha- Nice joke.

Main- I'm serious..

Neha- PM Sir toh Tokyo mein hain G20 summit k liye.. Issliye shut up..

Main-Maine karwa diya over summit..

Ab jab gate bahot jorr se knock hone laga toh finally Nilesh ne darwaaja khola or darwaaja khulte he ek thappad aaya uske munh k uppar.. Or andar Enter hue Prime Minister Jagat Gupta.. Usne Nilesh ko dhakka deke side kiya or andar enter hue andar aatey he unn sabne salute kiya unko.. Unki gand fattke hath mein aagayi thi..

Jagat- What the fuck is going on here?? Haan??

Neha-s. s. a. W.. Woh.. Sir... I.. .. Interrogation..

Jagat- Jaanwaron ki interrogation kar rahi ho tum?? Haan?? Ye dandey leke?? Haan?? What the fuck are you doing here??

Neha-W. W. Woh sir.. Actually.. We have permission to be hostile sir..

Jagat- Haan orr permission kissne di ?? Uss corrupt judge ne right?? Right?? Jo tumhare sath Balvant ki jeb mein hai..

Neha-W. W. Woh sir..

Jagat - Shame on you guys.. Shame.. Majaak bana diya hai tumne law and order ka.. AP you alright??

Main- Better then ever uncle.. You're on time. Thanks for coming..

Jagat- Kaise nahi aata.. Tera call aatey he Summit bichmein chhodke direct aaya hun.. Pehla PM ban gaya hun jo Summit chhodke aagaya.. Ye record bhi apne naam hogaya ab..

Main-Hahaha..

Neha- Sir can we talk for a minute..

Jagat -Kya talk karni hai? Yahi ki ye orders tumhe Balvant ne diye hain or woh meri he party ka aadmi hai.. Toh main bhi Balvant ki baat maanu?? Neha ji rukko thoda tumhari aankhein bhi khol denge.. Kyun AP??

Main-Ji bilkul..

Jagat- Kya situation hai...?

Main- Bus suru hone waala hai..

Tabhi wahaan Police Commissioner or Delhi CM etc sabki entry hui..

CM- Parnaam PM sahaab..

Jagat- Aao aao Delhi k sultan.. Kaise ho aap??

CM- Bahot khuss hun aaj toh.. Aap bhi hoge??

Jagat- Ohh yeah.. Pucho matt..

Main- Aap jaao uncle jaldi pohancho..

Jagat- Haan haan.. Tum yahaan se live dekho.. Thode time baad bahaar se dekh lena..

Main-Bilkul Bilkul..

Jagat- Neha ji yahaan se agle orders takk hillna bhi nahi hai.. Tumhe bhi tumhari mehnat ka fall leke jaana hai..

Ye bolke PM uncle or CM uncle nikal gaye wahaan se.. Neha wagairaah still confused they unhe samjh nahi aaraha tha ki chal kya raha hai but jald he sab samjh aa jaana tha..

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Oh Bhai PM sahab time se pahoch gaye nahi tow aaj Nilesh apni poori khuwaish poora karta AP ke ooper Jo itne dino se Bharat para h
Lekin bechare ko Kon bataye ki Jo samne Banda h woh kis mitti ka bana h
Tow finally woh din aa gaya jab poori Bharat or dunia ko pata chalega ki ab kiski sarkar banne jaa Rahi

 

[spritemathews]

AP didn’t just make a move — he made a statement. The kind that leaves Neha and her entire team speechless.
You could feel the silence after the news hit.

And Balvant & Team?
From "strategist" to street dog real quick. No bark. No bite. Just pacing, confused, defeated.

AP’s out here executing. Clean. Strategic. Ruthless. No noise. No panic. Just precision.

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[JTN]

Ek or behtareen update.
balwant or gang ki watt lag jaegi par ye PM frame mein hai AP ke saath pr HM kyu nahi hai. Kya iska bhi jhatka lagega, pr kisko Balwant ko ya kisi or ko?

 

[Avner]

Hamesha ki Tarah AP bhai aag lagadi