Update-20(Research)
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Kirti k jaatey he Abeer jhatt se gaadi mein baitha..
Abeer-Bhenchod heater full kar, bhosdk kya shardi haibe gand fatt gayi bc holy shit.. Bhenchod.. Bhosdike rukkne kaa bol rahi thi toh rukka kyun nahi?? Pakka mahool banwadeti tera ye bhai..
Main-Gand marwae aisa mahool pehle ye toh pata chale ho kya raha hai..
Abeer-Hoga kya be usne hug kiya tujhe kiss kiya abhi or even raatko rukkne k liye bhi bola lekin tu thehra chutiya..
Main-Abe nahi caahiye bhai abhi ye sab.. Fuck this shit...Chal gaadi chala gandu ab.. Ghar bhi pohanchana hai..
Abeer-Let's go..
Abeer ne gaadi nikaali wahaan se and humlog haryana ki taraf mudd gaye..
Abeer-Bhai ye toh apan ne socha usase kahin badi bakchodi chal rahi thi itane log shamil hain bc..
Main-Wahi toh be.. Ye toh maine bhi expect nahi kiya tha ki aadha cabinet apne piche hai..Inko side kardetey hain abhi, inse bina baat panga nahi lenge haan lekin Sudha khud ungali kar rahi hai so uski ungali k sath sath gardan bhi tod denge..
Abeer-Yeah.. Kirti ne sahi kaha tha ki agar humlog Sudha ko badhiya se target karenge toh dusara koi bachaane takk nahi aaega isko..
Main-Yep..
Humlog subah almost 5 baje k aas pass haweli pohanchey..
Main-9 baje kaa alarm lagaake sona.. Mangal ko bhi message chhod dena ki 9 baje mile niche..
Abeer-Cool..
Main room mein aaya or 9 baje kaa alarm lagaake turant he sogaya Nind badhiya aarahi thi lekin alarm ne jagaaya mujhe ek baar maine alarm off karne ki sochi then mujhe yaad aaya ki aaj bhenchod bahot kaam hain issliye main dil par pathar rakh k uth gaya and turant fresh hoke nahaaya nd ready hua or niche aaya toh niche Mangal or Bhai dono he mojjud they Abeer bhi aagaya.. Udhar se Rishi and Gupta ji bhi aagaye they..
Main-Breakfast karte hue baat kartey hain..
Deva-Humara hogaya tumlog karlo baadmein baat karlenge..
Main-Naa baat jaruri hai aao khaate-2 he baat karlenge..
Humlog dinning table par aaye or maine baat suru ki..
Main-Ok sabse pehle toh aap befaltu tension loo usase pehle main aapko bata dun ki main jo naam bataunga unmein se Sudha k alawa main kissi ko kuch nahi karne waala issliye chownkana matt and ek baar sun lena then we'll decide..
Deva-Ok i am all ears..
Maine Then bhai Mangal Rishi and Guptaji ko sab bataya or puri baatein sunke unki bhi aankhein khulli reh gayi..
Deva-Ho kya raha hai be, Arjun Tomar apne Minister of Personnel and Training jo bata raha hai tu ye toh yaar badhiya aadmi hai mere sath badhiya relations hain iske.. Kaafi badhiya infact..
Main-Yeah issliye ye khudse nahi aaya forcefully leke aaya gaya isko and then ye order deke bahaar bhi hogaya..
Deva-Yeah yeah woh pata hai mujhe aise he mere khilaf nahi jaaega ye but still itana toh kiya isne .. Or Ye Shilpa kaushik Minister of women and child development..And Minister of Minority Affairs ye Thane (Maharashtra) Se MP hai iske aas pass 4 MP seats hain apni iske sath bhi humessa se he badhiya relations rahe hain apne..
Main-Iska samjh nahi aaya mereko bhi kya he chakkar hai kya promotion caahiye isko god knows.. But yeah..
Deva-Then Piyush (Haryana Ex Cm and Current leader of opposition Haryana) ye toh mujhe pata he tha ki Sudha shaamil hai toh ye toh hoga he hoga.. Lekin sabse bada shock mujhe laga Balvant Kaa Tujhe pata hai Balvant kaa jo Baap hai yaani Home Minister of India Rajender Singh Chaudhary ye toh dadaji kaa bilkul close friend hua karta tha..
Main-Yeah i know Bachpan mein maine khud dekha hai isko yahaan kai dafa..
Deva-Abe Bachpan kya baadmein bhi aata tha. Then dadaji ki death k baad ahista - 2 aana kam hogaya iska but still isase abhi bhi baatein hoti hain meri on regular basis or ye humessa he respectfully baat karta hai even mere accident k baad center se sabse pehla or sabse jyaada calls issi k aaye they even khud milke gaya.. Bahot acha aadmi hai yaar ye.. I know ki iske bete k sath iski utani nahi banti but fir bhi iske hotey hue itana sab hogaya woh mujhe shocking laga warna Balvant toh paidaishi kuttey ki dum hai seedhi nahi hogi..
Main-Koi naa tod denge....
Deva-Oh mere bhai rukk rukk jarra rukk.. Sudha takk he reh mere bhai.. Theek haina? wohlog galat cheej hain unko abhi rehney dey.. Haan??
Main-Yeah yeah Don't worry..
Mangal-Unbelievable bc itana sab plan kiya tumhe raaste se hataane k liye..
Main-Mujh akele k liye nahi be wohlog toh ek teer se kai shikaar karne kaa soch rahe they.. Mera shikaar bhai kaa shikaar and then opposition kaa shikaar..
Deva-Yeah..
Rishi - Still bhai this is crazy..
Deva-Obviously it is.. Bhenchod aadha cabinet iske piche laga tha.. And tu still bach gaya..
Main-Because i am a God...
Rishi - Fact hai..
Main-Now Ye toh hogaya Mangal tujhe bola tha research karne ko uss factory par..
Mangal - Karlee naa research be puri.. Or bahot he interesting research ki hai.. Sunega toh bawla hojaaega.
Main-Kya??
Mangal - So ye Mega factory obviously Bansal industries ka project hai or iss project kaa boss jo hai woh khud Bansal nahi hai balki Bansal kaa bada beta Nikhil Bansal or Nikhil ki wife Chaaya hain.. So in short Nikhil ne apne baap ko bola ki daddy main kuch bada karna chaahta hun blah blah you know filmy stuff or uske baap ne usko permission dedi ki jaa karle tujhe jo karna hai kam se kam beta kuch kare toh sahi warna humaare Nikhil sir ne aajtak apne baap kaa naam kharaab he kiya hai .. Toh yes Bansal ne isko permission dedi ab Nikhil ko pata tha uske baap kaa ek bada Sapna tha iss Mega factory ka lekin kabhi pura nahi hua toh Nikhil ne socha ki woh kardega pura.. Ab isme then aata hai Sudha Chaudhary kaa connection ab Dheeraj Chaudhary jo Sudha Chaudhary kaa beta hai woh Nikhil kaa kaafi purana dost hai ek sath padhtey they yelog or then jo ye Nikhil ki wife hai Chaaya inka Sudha Chaudhary ki family k sath koi relation hai durr kaa fufa ki behen ki beti yaa jo bhi hai bhenchod samjh nahi aaya mujhe but durr kaa relation hai woh matter karta hai.. Ab Bansal family ki double jaan pehchaan hogayi Sudha family se, ab jab Dheeraj ko pata chala ki uske Best Friend Nikhil ko apni Factory suru karni hai or permission nahi mill rahi toh woh Nikhil ko leke Apni maa Sudha k pass pohancha ab obviously Sudha shyaani hai usko isme kai opportunities dikhi First paisa second itani badi industry mein uska naam and third and most importantly usse mila moka bhai kaa naam kharaab karwaane kaa bus fir kya tha khussi - 2 raaji hogayi woh toh ussne pehle toh jagah dekhi apne area mein, usse laalachi log caahiye they jinse woh jameen khareed shake or wohlog bhai se jyaada paise ko maane or wahi hua usse jagah milli apne he Ragho village mein wahaan usse aisa laalachi insaan mill gaya jiski khudki 50 acre jameen thi wahaan ab Sudha ne market se kaafi jyaada rate promise kiya usko or woh turant maan gaya usko manaake Sudha ne ab karwaaya permission ka jugaad itani badi factory ki permission bade bade businessmans ko nahi milti lekin jab ek Cabinet minister aapke sath ho toh kya kuch nahi ho shakta Sudha ne permission bhi jugaad lee and Nikhil ko bola gaya ki sab kuch asap start karna hai then unhone raaton raat jameen khareedi architects, workers, labor and building materials and baaki sab kaa jugaad raaton raat hua and bam subah ko kaam suru.. Then bhai kaa accident hua or unhe mila ek or moka then in kuch dinon mein kaam din raat chala and gaon waale bechare chakkar kaat rahe ab..
Main-Don't worry ab nahi kaatenge..
Mangal - Bc kya karne waala hai tu??
Main - Wait and Watch Mangal wait and watch..
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