Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[AP 316]

Guys as you all know main jald he waapsi karne waala hun story pe but i need some help from you guys, itane din baad likhna thoda complicated hota hai kyunki itane din loop se bahaar tha main so agar tumlog Mein se koi free hai toh mujhe iss part ka ek overview chaahiye like pehle update se 281 update takk ka keval is part ka. Karna keval ye hai ki harr 30 Updates ka ek overview banao ki 1 se 30 updates k bich ye ye hua mota mota jo main cheejein hui hain unke baare Mein likho and then 30 se 60 Mein ye hua or aage 281 takk(keval iss part k baaki stories k nahi chahiye mujhe) . Agar koi ye kar lega toh mujhe thodi aasaani hogi likhne mein and main jaldi likh paaunga. Agar koi ye karna chaahta hai toh mujhe message karo Personal and batao mujhe ASAP, yahaan story pe post nahi karna only in messages. Thanks in advance..

 

[Dragon master]

Waiting

 

[AP 316]

Update-155(The MasterPlan - 1)​

Abeer-Tune bola hai ki tune Phan Cartel walon ko bulaaya hai matlab tune he bulaaya hai..

Main - Arrey nahi re chutiye.. Maine nahi bulaaya.. Chup kar ab. Kaam karne dey mujhe.. Or chutiye main 2.0 hun, waise he tujhe nahi bata dunga ki maine kiya hai.. Meri jubaan bhi mujhse puchke fisaalti hai samjha.. They Call Me Merchant of death for a reason.. Because i am literally the merchant of death.. Now shut the fuck up..

Abeer-Ok..

Main-Or mujhe ye itani thakaan kyun horahi hai?? Aisa kya he kiya maine??

Abeer-Nothing jiss cocaine ne tujhe jagaya uske side effects hain ye..

Main-Oh. Yeah.. Hallucinations etcetera.. Hallucinations were terrible bc fatt jaati thi..

Abeer-Tujhe bhi hallucinations hote they??

Main - Bawligand.. Main koi alag aadmi thodi hun.. Jo cheej 1.0 kaa mind sahega woh main bhi sahunga.. Ofcourse mujhe bhi hallucinations honge. Bc.. Iska matlab sona cancel nahi kar shakta warna thakan or jyaada hogi... Shit..

Humlog haweli pohanchey 4:30 baj gaye they subah k or mujhe sona tha ab kyunki ye thakaan maar daalegi warna mujhe..

Abeer-Jaane se pehle sun, please dhyaan rakhana ye Underworld Nahi hai..

Main-Noted.. Don't worry about it.

Ye bolke main mere room mein aaya and fresh hoke sogaya..Thakaan ki wajah se turant nind aagayi or aisi nind aai ki main utha almost 8 ghantey baad.. 1 baj gaya tha dopehar ka..

Main-Bhenchod.. Ye kya baat hui 8-8 ghantey sone k liye thodi aaya hun main yahaan.. Fucking hell.. 8 ghantey waste karwa diye mere.. 8 ghantey.. Maadarchod.. 8 ghantey mein toh main itane task karleta ki samjh naa aati.. Itane bade task k liye aaya hun still bhenchod sone sone mein time nikal raha hai.. Fuck this shit..

Main utha hath munh dhoke fresh hua.. Ok ab uth gaya toh lets utilize my time carefully.. Ek baar toh Phan waalon ko dekhleta hun.. Kya situation hai.. Good idea..

Main niche aaya toh niche babhi he thi keval..

Babhi - Kahaan jaaraha hai betu??

Main-Yahin hun abhi toh..

Babhi - Idhar aa..

Main-Yeah..

Babhi - I'm sorry..

Main-Sorry for what?

Babhi- Still gussa hai??

Main-Gussa yeah.. Bahot jyaada but aap par nahi.. Aap kyun sorry bol rahe ho..

Babhi-Because you know maine tujhe phone par kya kya bola.. But main khud gussa thi isase that's why.. Gusse mein main kya kya bakk gayi mujhe khud nahi pata..

Main-Yeah mention not.. Don't worry about it.. I already knew it..

Babhi - Really?? Thank you so much AP.. Itana bojh tha mere uppar isase w. W. W.. Wait a second teri aankho ko kya hua..? What the hell is this??

Main-Yeah allergy.. Rohtak kissi ne kuch daal diya tha chemical kuch.. But I'm fine.. Kuch din mein theek hojaaega.. Wait letme get my sunglasses so logon ko awkward naa lage..

Main bhaagke mere room mein gaya mere glasses liye and waapis niche aaya..

Main-Ok babhi mujhe kuch kaam hai i'll be back..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya bahaar BMW khaddi thi model i think X5 tha i dont know kon use karta hai ye gaadi but Maine lee chaabi guards se and nikala... So kahaan dhundu Phan waalon ko.. Waise toh obviously easy hoga ye kyunki bhenchod Chinese type log haryana mein 1000 mile durr se dikh jaatey hain.. Maine gaadi roukki and kuch hotels search kiye then unmein se hotels ko eliminate karne laga jisme woh nahi ho shaktey..

Hmm.. But i dont think wohlog hotel lene kaa risk firse lenge.. Kyun?? Kyunki unke sathi aise he toh pakkade gaye they.. Toh wohlog same mistake kyun repeat karenge.. True.. Matlab wohlog hotel mein toh nahi honge, Phan waale itane smart toh hain he.. Toh kahaan honge?? Kuch baatein clear hain woh khudko hide karne ki puri koshish karenge kyunki again Haryana mein Chinese log easily pehchaan liye jaatey hain toh wohlog aisi jagah select karenge jahaan woh khudko hide kar shakein easily.. Yaani most probably koi basti type kaa ilaaka jahaan kissi ko kissi se farak nahi padta koi sawaal jawaab nahi hotey.. But aise area toh bahot jyada honge..Toh kya kiya jaaye?? Ok.. Another idea.. Thailand waalon k liye sabse important hai food. Or wohlog kaa food matlab seafood unki puri life literally seafood k irdd gird ghumti hai toh wohlog itane din se yahaan hain toh obviously apna food toh lenge he .. Or ab meri city mein seafood restaurants Bahot he limited hain or badhiya waale seafood restaurants toh or kam hain.. Ginne chunne honge.. Wahaan khaana khaane toh nahi aaenge wohlog most probably but delivery bhi toh hoti hogi..Waah bc. Kya idea hai.. I'm great..

So ab maine google par badhiya seafood restaurants ki list nikaali 4 restaurants they, so main sabse close waale restaurant pohancha..Waah bc badhiya banaaya hai.. Main andar aaya toh pure restaurant mein 4-5 log khaane waale honge.. Nice..

Waiter - Ji sir. Aaiye please have a seat..

Main-Seat nahi manager.. Kidhar hai?? Usko bol AP swyam parkat hua hai yahaan.

Waiter -AP bhai.. Aaap?? Kya baat hogayi bhai..?

Main-Time waste naa kar.. Turant..

Waiter - Aaiye bhai aaiye..

Woh mujhe ek chote se cabin mein legaya jo manager kaa cabin tha and wahaan ek uncle baitha tha..

Waiter - Uncle ye.. AP bhai.. Deva bhai k..

Manager - Arrey inko kon nahi jaanta.. Aaiye sir baithiye.. Please..

Main-Nahi baithana nahi hai kuch sawaal hain jawaab caahiye.. First tumhare restaurant mein obviously kaafi log aatey honge yaa food deliver bhi hota hoga..

Manager-Ji sir aapki daya se kaafi customers aajaatey hain but Sir humlog food deliver nahi kartey humlog naa toh kissi food delivery app se partnered hain or naa he humlog khud food deliver kartey hain.. Even humlog toh pack karwaake bhi nahi lejaane detey. Yahaan baithke khaao or jo khaana bach jaaye woh he pack kartey hain bus humlog.. Kyunki humaara maanana hai..

Main-Haao.. Jo bhi hoga.. So ab yahaan khaatey hain log. Toh kya koi aisa group aaya hai 4-5+ bando ka jo Indian naa lage Chinese type hon yaa toh woh tutti futti hindi boltey hon yaa fir unke sath koi Indian ho jo hindi mein orders deta ho unke..

Manager - Nahi sir recently koi bhi foreigners nahi aaye hain yahaan pichle 1 month or so se..

Main-Pakka??

Manager - Ji sir..

Main-Cool.. Thanks..

Ye bolke main seedha baahar nikala woh piche se kuch bolta raha jo maine ignore kiya or seedha gaadi mein aake next location k liye nikala..

Bhenchod i know millenge toh jarur wohlog kyunki mera plan flop hojaae aisa ho hr nahi shakta.. After all MOD hun main bhenchod..

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[AP 316]

Update-156(The MasterPlan - 2) ​

Next location yahaan se exact 7 minutes mein pohancha main. Or ye bhi ek bahot he shaandaar restaurant tha double floored tha or again sea food theme par tha fish crabs shrimp etcetera ki badi badi drawings thi and andar bhi same vibes thi.. Andar theek thaak bheed thi considering abhi dopehar kaa time tha.. Bhenchod itana kon seafood khaane waala aagaya haryana mein.. Main seedha reception par gaya jahaan ek londa ek table k piche khadda tha.

Receptionist - Hello sir and welcome to Barcos Restaurant.. Please can i get your booking id..

Main-Maine koi booking nahi karwaai hai..

Receptionist - I'm sorry sir then you have to book a slot to eat. Now you can book a slot for night.

Main-Sun sun.. Bawligand aadmi table dekh Tumhaari bhosdk 90% tables khaali hain.. Pehli baat toh mujhe kuch khaana he nahi hai but still bhosdk sabkuch khaali padda hai toh booking gand mein daal lega kya?? Jaa manager ko bula.. Bol AP aaya hai.. Swayam..

Reception-AP..??

Main-Yeah yeah wahi AP.. Sahi soch raha hai tu apne dimag mein..

Recep-I'm really sorry sir.. Really sorry.. Please baithiye main bula deta hun manager nahi owner hain..

Main-Better..Asap..

Woh turant bhaaga bhaaga piche gate khol ke gaya and bhaaga bhaaga wapis aaya..

Recep-Sir please baithjaaiye woh ek dish ready kar rahi hain uske baad aajaaengi..

Main-Cool.. Ye bata yahaan obviously kai log khaate honge then delivery bhi hoti hogi.. Toh first question kya koi Chinese type bandey yahaan khaana khaane aatey hain?? 4-5+ log honge woh typical Chinese type lekin thode hatte katte..Or sathmein ek tattoo hoga galle pe sabke..

Recep - Nahi sir aisa toh koi nahi aata..

Main-Ok toh same location par food jaata ho tumhaare yahaan se itane he logon ka almost regularly..

Recep - Yes sir.. Food jarur jaata hai sir.. Obviously humlog bahot delivery kartey hain lekin same location par food ek he jagah jaata hai sir regularly koi seafood idhar khaata nahi hai sir but ek customer hai jo leke jata hai.. Pichle almost 4-5 din se daily ek time kaa khaana lunch yaa dinner jarur jaata hai sir..Lekin koi foreigner nahi balki ek Indian leke jaata hai khaana. Daily sir almost 8-9 bando ka khaana jaata hai wahaan sir..Ek time toh pakka kabhi kabhi dono time kaa bhi lejaata hai sir..

Main-Arrey gajab.. Gajab.. Londey.. ..

Main-Cctv footage dikha.. Main bhi dekhun kaisa dikhta tha woh jo leke jaata tha khaana..


Receptionist - Sir woh toh bus Owner he dikha shakti hain aapko..


Main-Kitani derr mein finish hogi uski dish be??


Recep-Sir Bus 15 minutes mein..


Main-Bawligand main 15 minutes khadda rahun ab yahaan?? Hain?? Bhosdk gand mein ghussa le dish.. Kahan hai woh??


Recep-Sir please meri baat suniye.. Woh strict hain sir food ko leke..


Main-Main teri gand par laat dunga bhosdk.. Jaldi bata kahaan hai woh.. Strict?? Lawda strict bhosdk..


Recep - Wahaan hain sir..


Ye sunke main seedha unke kitchen ki taraf gaya gate ko seedha maari laat jisase woh laga jaake side mein dhadaam se awaaj aai. Andar 3-4 chef kaam kar rahe they unsabki gand fatt gayi awaaj se..


Main-Who the fuck is the owner of this place..


"Ye kya badtameezi hai"


Ek maal londiya mere saamne aati hui boli.. 25-26 ki age rahi hogi uski, sir par ego kaa bhoot sawar tha,Yaa ameer baap kaa bhoot hoga yaa fir early success kaa.. But jo bhi ho woh bhaari attitude mein thi..


Main - Cctv footage dekhni hai mujhe..


Ladki-Warrant laaye ho??


Main-Do you have any idea who the fuck are you talking to??


Ladki-Yeah i know.. Ankit.. Aka AP.. The so called prince of north India..


Main-Exactly..


Ladki-But tum koi bhi ho main bina warrant cctv footage nahi dikhaaungi??


Main-Madam i dont give a fuck tum kya karogi ya kya nahi.. Mujhe cctv footage dekhni hai woh bhi abhi..


Ladki - Then warrant leke aao..


Main-Are you serious right now??? You are really pissing me the fuck off.. I give you 60 seconds..


Ladki - And i give you 30 seconds to get out of here or ill call security..


Main-Oh... Yeah.. Call security.. Try me bitch.. Try me.. Call security.. I'll burn this place to the fucking ground.. Everyone working here ye andhi hai but i give you guys a chance on the count of 5 i want every single one of you to quit your job here otherwise I'll force you to quit.. Tumhe pata hai main kon hun and i am not joking not even 1%... So .5....4...3...2...


Mere 1 se pehle 4on chef apni apni jagah chhodke mere piche aake khaddey hogaye or ye dekh uss londiya ki gand fatt gayi maine literally uska ghamand live tutt kar bikhartey hue dekha.. Literally..


Main-Yeah.. Now what?? 30 seconds still bache hain out of my 60, give me the footage or I'll burn this shit to the ground.. I promise you that much.. And there is nothing you can do about it.. 10..9...8...7...6...5..


Ladki-Ok ok.. I'll show you the damn footage..


Main-Thank you.. Dekha kitana easy tha??


Ladki-You will regret this i promise you that much..


Main-I don't give a fuck.. Make me regret it.. Now quick the footage..


Woh wahaan se bahaar nikali woh receptionist uske sath nikala and main unke piche piche gaya..Saamne ek cabin tha chota sa usne uska door open kiya toh andar kuch computer screens wagairaah lagi thi and ek guard baitha tha wahaan.. Uss ladki ko dekh k woh guard khadda hua usne usko baithne kaa ishara kiya toh woh baitha.


Ladki - Inko footage dikhao kab ki caahiye..


Main-Kab aaya tha woh khaana lene last time??


Recep - Kal evening mein sir.. Around 7-8 Pm..


Main-Iss time ki fast forward kar.. Footage.. Tujhe woh dikhe tab roukana..


Recording chaalu hui and aage badhi woh receptionist ka pura dhyaan usme tha. And kareeb 4-5 minutes fast forwarding k baad usne footage roki..


Recep-Woh raha sir..


Main-Thoda piche kar and zoom in karke play kar..


Zoom in hua toh ek aadmi andar enter hua shakal itani clear nahi thi but ye saaf tha uski shakal or kapde dekh k ki woh bhenchod kissi bhi angle se sea food khaata hoga.. No fucking way iske khaandaan mein kissi ne seafood khaaya hoga.. Usne ek paper diya receptionist ko jisase mera shakk yakeen mein badal gaya uss paper par obviously orders likhe honge or jo banda bhenchod sea food kaa order yaad karke pronounce nahi kar shakta woh daily itana sea food kaa karega kya.. Maadarchod fans gaya naa.. Teri maa chod dunga ab main dalle..

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[AP 316]

Update-157(Plan Successful) ​

Main-Pakka yahi woh shaks hai??

Recep-Ji sir 1000% daily yahi aata hai sir or order leke jaata hai.. Ache se jaan gaya hun isko main..

Main-Gajab.. Iss time ki bahaar waali footage dikha kisme aaya hai ye...


Usne bahaar ki footage play ki same time ki.. Toh bahaar ek white brezza car mein se uttara woh.


Main-Koi aisa angle hai jisme aatey yaa jaatey hue iski number plate dikh jaaye..


Usne aatey time kaa video chalaaya and uski front number plate par pause kiya.. And maine photo liya uska.. And then uss aadmi ka photo liya..


Main - Gajab.. Thanks for the help..


Ye bolke main bahaar nikala toh woh ladki mere piche piche aai..


Ladki-You better remember me AP and do some research on me..


Main-I don't give a fuck who you are or why you are get back in the kitchen where you belong.. Fuck off..


Ye bolke maine number plate Anjali ko bheja and uss aadmi kaa photo bhi and then usko call kiya..


Main-Ek gaadi kaa photo bheja hai dekh toh kiski hai and ek aadmi kaa photo bhi bheja hai.. Dono ki details dey asap..


Anjali - Got you boss..


Main bahaar aaya gaadi mein baitha and ek chaaye ki tapri par gaadi roukki and bahaar aake ek chaaye or cigarette lelee.. Dono cheej khatam karke paise de he raha tha ki mera phone baja jo Anjali ka tha..


Main-Haan..


Anjali - Boss gaadi Samsher Kumar k naam par hai.. Or maine out of curiosity Shamsher ki details nikaali toh guess what ye wahi aadmi hai jiski photo bheji hai aapne.. Maar peet, Petty theft and Opium possession k kuch charges hain ispe boss.. Mere Staff k according filhaal ye ek middlemen ki tarah kaam karta hai deals wagairaah final karwata hai or commission khaata hai lekin choti moti deals gaanjha afeem smack etcetera ki..


Main-Cool. Address???


Anjali - Address jo isme hai woh toh fake hai boss but mere sources k according ye pura din Tikona Park k piche waali jo basti haina wahaan padda rehta hai..


Main-Arrey waah. What a surprise ek kaale dhande ka kaala aadmi ek kaali basti mein rehta hai ye toh maine guess kar he liya tha.. Bus konsi kaali basti mein ye naa maalum tha. Chal main karta hun call..


Anjali-Hua kya boss?? Kya caahiye isase?? Backup k liye aaun?


Main-Arrey na naa.. In and out job hai main sambhaal lunga waise bhi woh basti walon ko obviously police se shakt nafrat hai tumlog aaoge toh double hard hoga kaam.. Karke bataata hun tujhe..


Anjali-Ok boss.. Call me if you need anything..


Call disconnected..


Bc backup?? Woh bhi mujhe aji lund mera.. Bc sabko main he maarunga.. Or koi nahi maarega


Main gaadi mein baitha and pohancha tikona park.. Ek mask lagaaya and park k andar se ghussa piche waali basti mein.. Ye basti actually thoda lower middle class logon ki basti hai yahaan k logon kaa kaam hai yaa toh mehnat majdoori karna yaa fir kaale dhande karna tisra koi kaam nahi hain.. Saare sehar k chote mote gunde mawali, nasha bechne waale, chor chakaare sabka 50% yahaan rehtey hain.. Ghar wagairaah kache pakke dono hain yahaan.. Main mask lagaake aage aaya toh sabse pehle basti ki choti c market mein entry lee maine or again ek tapri par aaya kyunki ek yahi jagah thi jispe koi bheed naa thi ek ladka baitha tha tapri k andar 20-22 saal kaa maine wahan se ek cigarette leke sulga lee.. Or usko ek 2000 kaa not diya..


Ladka-Kya saab.. 18 rupaye k liye 2000 kaa note? Khulle do na saab..


Main-Rakhle tip..


Ye sun usne mujhe ghurra then note ko check kiya..


Main-Asli haibe.. Tere 5 din ki kamaai bhi.. Ye rakhlena. Ye dekh.. Dhyaan se dekh ye aadmi or ye photo jaanta haina isko??


Ye sun usne ek baar mujhe dekha then photo dekhi and sochne laga itane mein maine ek 2000 kaa note or dediya usko..


Ladka-Pehchaan gaya saab.. Ye bhadwa Shamsher hai..


Main-Sahi jawaab.. Kahaan millega ye??


Ladka-Abhi toh gaya hai saab ye gaadi leke 10 minutes pehle.. Kya pata kab lote pura din chakkar lagaata rehta hai apni gaadi dikhaane ko..


Main-Toh iska yahaan koi thikaana??


Ladka-Thikaana?? Thikaane bolo saab.. 5-6 makaan hain iske yahaan par jo kiraaye par deta hai.. Abhi 8-10 chapri logon ko diya hai kiraaye par.. Log bolte bahaar desh k log hain.. Lekin saab mereko maalum iski aukaat saala nepal se utha laaya hoga Chinese item kaa dukaan kholega... Momos bomos bahot bikta idhar bhai..


Main-Gajab.. Beta gajab.. Kidhar hain makaan!?


Ladka-34..35..36..36..40 Iske hain bhai. 35-36 mein woh bahaar waale rehtey hain baaki khaali hain.. Aap kon ho saab Police??

Main-FBI..

Ladka-Woh kya hota hai??

Main-Chhod kya karega jaanke..

Ladka- Saab jo bhi ho saale ko bahot maarna.. Bada maadarchod insaan hai udhaari takk nahi chukaataa kissi ki bhi, paise maanganey par maarta hai woh alag..

Main-Chinta na kar doobara kabhi udhaar lene laayak rahega nahi..

Ladka - Dhanywaad saab.. Bahot Dhanywaad.


Main usko 4000 Rupaye deke aaya wahaan se makaan ki taraf... Majaa he aagaya bc.. Kya dhunda hai maadarchod ko.. Bawligand mujhse bhalla koi bach paaya hai kya?? Maa chod dunga ab sabki.. I'll kill those bastards..

Ye bolke main house numbers dekhtey dekhtey pohancha 35 par.. Ek single floor kaa ghar tha but kaafi bada tha.. Andar jhaankane ki koi jagah dhundane k liye main ghar k piche aaya toh mujhe ek khidki milli jo bandh jarur thi but Maine jhaanka toh andar ka najaara dikh gaya mujhe saamne ek hall tha chota saa or usme 2 shaks khaddey they and Desi type k equipments se Gym maar rahe they like dumbles wagairaah dono ki shirts off thi or unke gardan k tattoo mujhe saaf najar aarahe they.. Ye laga noball par six... Maadarchod log mujhe bachke jaaenge kahaan?? Bola toh tha dharr Lunga.. Aaj kaa toh din he ban gaya bhenchod.. Waah.. Kaash 10-12 log toh hon bc kyunki jitane jyaada log utana jyaada satisfaction.. I love it..

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[AP 316]

Thanks for the support bhidulog keep supporting as always. 3 Updates Posted read and give reviews same deal on hai apni.

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Update-157(Plan Successful) ​

Main-Pakka yahi woh shaks hai??

Recep-Ji sir 1000% daily yahi aata hai sir or order leke jaata hai.. Ache se jaan gaya hun isko main..

Main-Gajab.. Iss time ki bahaar waali footage dikha kisme aaya hai ye...


Usne bahaar ki footage play ki same time ki.. Toh bahaar ek white brezza car mein se uttara woh.


Main-Koi aisa angle hai jisme aatey yaa jaatey hue iski number plate dikh jaaye..


Usne aatey time kaa video chalaaya and uski front number plate par pause kiya.. And maine photo liya uska.. And then uss aadmi ka photo liya..


Main - Gajab.. Thanks for the help..


Ye bolke main bahaar nikala toh woh ladki mere piche piche aai..


Ladki-You better remember me AP and do some research on me..


Main-I don't give a fuck who you are or why you are get back in the kitchen where you belong.. Fuck off..


Ye bolke maine number plate Anjali ko bheja and uss aadmi kaa photo bhi and then usko call kiya..


Main-Ek gaadi kaa photo bheja hai dekh toh kiski hai and ek aadmi kaa photo bhi bheja hai.. Dono ki details dey asap..


Anjali - Got you boss..


Main bahaar aaya gaadi mein baitha and ek chaaye ki tapri par gaadi roukki and bahaar aake ek chaaye or cigarette lelee.. Dono cheej khatam karke paise de he raha tha ki mera phone baja jo Anjali ka tha..


Main-Haan..


Anjali - Boss gaadi Samsher Kumar k naam par hai.. Or maine out of curiosity Shamsher ki details nikaali toh guess what ye wahi aadmi hai jiski photo bheji hai aapne.. Maar peet, Petty theft and Opium possession k kuch charges hain ispe boss.. Mere Staff k according filhaal ye ek middlemen ki tarah kaam karta hai deals wagairaah final karwata hai or commission khaata hai lekin choti moti deals gaanjha afeem smack etcetera ki..


Main-Cool. Address???


Anjali - Address jo isme hai woh toh fake hai boss but mere sources k according ye pura din Tikona Park k piche waali jo basti haina wahaan padda rehta hai..


Main-Arrey waah. What a surprise ek kaale dhande ka kaala aadmi ek kaali basti mein rehta hai ye toh maine guess kar he liya tha.. Bus konsi kaali basti mein ye naa maalum tha. Chal main karta hun call..


Anjali-Hua kya boss?? Kya caahiye isase?? Backup k liye aaun?


Main-Arrey na naa.. In and out job hai main sambhaal lunga waise bhi woh basti walon ko obviously police se shakt nafrat hai tumlog aaoge toh double hard hoga kaam.. Karke bataata hun tujhe..


Anjali-Ok boss.. Call me if you need anything..


Call disconnected..


Bc backup?? Woh bhi mujhe aji lund mera.. Bc sabko main he maarunga.. Or koi nahi maarega


Main gaadi mein baitha and pohancha tikona park.. Ek mask lagaaya and park k andar se ghussa piche waali basti mein.. Ye basti actually thoda lower middle class logon ki basti hai yahaan k logon kaa kaam hai yaa toh mehnat majdoori karna yaa fir kaale dhande karna tisra koi kaam nahi hain.. Saare sehar k chote mote gunde mawali, nasha bechne waale, chor chakaare sabka 50% yahaan rehtey hain.. Ghar wagairaah kache pakke dono hain yahaan.. Main mask lagaake aage aaya toh sabse pehle basti ki choti c market mein entry lee maine or again ek tapri par aaya kyunki ek yahi jagah thi jispe koi bheed naa thi ek ladka baitha tha tapri k andar 20-22 saal kaa maine wahan se ek cigarette leke sulga lee.. Or usko ek 2000 kaa not diya..


Ladka-Kya saab.. 18 rupaye k liye 2000 kaa note? Khulle do na saab..


Main-Rakhle tip..


Ye sun usne mujhe ghurra then note ko check kiya..


Main-Asli haibe.. Tere 5 din ki kamaai bhi.. Ye rakhlena. Ye dekh.. Dhyaan se dekh ye aadmi or ye photo jaanta haina isko??


Ye sun usne ek baar mujhe dekha then photo dekhi and sochne laga itane mein maine ek 2000 kaa note or dediya usko..


Ladka-Pehchaan gaya saab.. Ye bhadwa Shamsher hai..


Main-Sahi jawaab.. Kahaan millega ye??


Ladka-Abhi toh gaya hai saab ye gaadi leke 10 minutes pehle.. Kya pata kab lote pura din chakkar lagaata rehta hai apni gaadi dikhaane ko..


Main-Toh iska yahaan koi thikaana??


Ladka-Thikaana?? Thikaane bolo saab.. 5-6 makaan hain iske yahaan par jo kiraaye par deta hai.. Abhi 8-10 chapri logon ko diya hai kiraaye par.. Log bolte bahaar desh k log hain.. Lekin saab mereko maalum iski aukaat saala nepal se utha laaya hoga Chinese item kaa dukaan kholega... Momos bomos bahot bikta idhar bhai..


Main-Gajab.. Beta gajab.. Kidhar hain makaan!?


Ladka-34..35..36..36..40 Iske hain bhai. 35-36 mein woh bahaar waale rehtey hain baaki khaali hain.. Aap kon ho saab Police??

Main-FBI..

Ladka-Woh kya hota hai??

Main-Chhod kya karega jaanke..

Ladka- Saab jo bhi ho saale ko bahot maarna.. Bada maadarchod insaan hai udhaari takk nahi chukaataa kissi ki bhi, paise maanganey par maarta hai woh alag..

Main-Chinta na kar doobara kabhi udhaar lene laayak rahega nahi..

Ladka - Dhanywaad saab.. Bahot Dhanywaad.


Main usko 4000 Rupaye deke aaya wahaan se makaan ki taraf... Majaa he aagaya bc.. Kya dhunda hai maadarchod ko.. Bawligand mujhse bhalla koi bach paaya hai kya?? Maa chod dunga ab sabki.. I'll kill those bastards..

Ye bolke main house numbers dekhtey dekhtey pohancha 35 par.. Ek single floor kaa ghar tha but kaafi bada tha.. Andar jhaankane ki koi jagah dhundane k liye main ghar k piche aaya toh mujhe ek khidki milli jo bandh jarur thi but Maine jhaanka toh andar ka najaara dikh gaya mujhe saamne ek hall tha chota saa or usme 2 shaks khaddey they and Desi type k equipments se Gym maar rahe they like dumbles wagairaah dono ki shirts off thi or unke gardan k tattoo mujhe saaf najar aarahe they.. Ye laga noball par six... Maadarchod log mujhe bachke jaaenge kahaan?? Bola toh tha dharr Lunga.. Aaj kaa toh din he ban gaya bhenchod.. Waah.. Kaash 10-12 log toh hon bc kyunki jitane jyaada log utana jyaada satisfaction.. I love it..

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Bahut jabardast update bhai bahut easily dhoondh liya ab hoga Action

 

[Shahrukh]

Nice updates bhai

 

[Bhupinder Singh]

Update-155(The MasterPlan - 1)​

Abeer-Tune bola hai ki tune Phan Cartel walon ko bulaaya hai matlab tune he bulaaya hai..

Main - Arrey nahi re chutiye.. Maine nahi bulaaya.. Chup kar ab. Kaam karne dey mujhe.. Or chutiye main 2.0 hun, waise he tujhe nahi bata dunga ki maine kiya hai.. Meri jubaan bhi mujhse puchke fisaalti hai samjha.. They Call Me Merchant of death for a reason.. Because i am literally the merchant of death.. Now shut the fuck up..

Abeer-Ok..

Main-Or mujhe ye itani thakaan kyun horahi hai?? Aisa kya he kiya maine??

Abeer-Nothing jiss cocaine ne tujhe jagaya uske side effects hain ye..

Main-Oh. Yeah.. Hallucinations etcetera.. Hallucinations were terrible bc fatt jaati thi..

Abeer-Tujhe bhi hallucinations hote they??

Main - Bawligand.. Main koi alag aadmi thodi hun.. Jo cheej 1.0 kaa mind sahega woh main bhi sahunga.. Ofcourse mujhe bhi hallucinations honge. Bc.. Iska matlab sona cancel nahi kar shakta warna thakan or jyaada hogi... Shit..

Humlog haweli pohanchey 4:30 baj gaye they subah k or mujhe sona tha ab kyunki ye thakaan maar daalegi warna mujhe..

Abeer-Jaane se pehle sun, please dhyaan rakhana ye Underworld Nahi hai..

Main-Noted.. Don't worry about it.

Ye bolke main mere room mein aaya and fresh hoke sogaya..Thakaan ki wajah se turant nind aagayi or aisi nind aai ki main utha almost 8 ghantey baad.. 1 baj gaya tha dopehar ka..

Main-Bhenchod.. Ye kya baat hui 8-8 ghantey sone k liye thodi aaya hun main yahaan.. Fucking hell.. 8 ghantey waste karwa diye mere.. 8 ghantey.. Maadarchod.. 8 ghantey mein toh main itane task karleta ki samjh naa aati.. Itane bade task k liye aaya hun still bhenchod sone sone mein time nikal raha hai.. Fuck this shit..

Main utha hath munh dhoke fresh hua.. Ok ab uth gaya toh lets utilize my time carefully.. Ek baar toh Phan waalon ko dekhleta hun.. Kya situation hai.. Good idea..

Main niche aaya toh niche babhi he thi keval..

Babhi - Kahaan jaaraha hai betu??

Main-Yahin hun abhi toh..

Babhi - Idhar aa..

Main-Yeah..

Babhi - I'm sorry..

Main-Sorry for what?

Babhi- Still gussa hai??

Main-Gussa yeah.. Bahot jyaada but aap par nahi.. Aap kyun sorry bol rahe ho..

Babhi-Because you know maine tujhe phone par kya kya bola.. But main khud gussa thi isase that's why.. Gusse mein main kya kya bakk gayi mujhe khud nahi pata..

Main-Yeah mention not.. Don't worry about it.. I already knew it..

Babhi - Really?? Thank you so much AP.. Itana bojh tha mere uppar isase w. W. W.. Wait a second teri aankho ko kya hua..? What the hell is this??

Main-Yeah allergy.. Rohtak kissi ne kuch daal diya tha chemical kuch.. But I'm fine.. Kuch din mein theek hojaaega.. Wait letme get my sunglasses so logon ko awkward naa lage..

Main bhaagke mere room mein gaya mere glasses liye and waapis niche aaya..

Main-Ok babhi mujhe kuch kaam hai i'll be back..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya bahaar BMW khaddi thi model i think X5 tha i dont know kon use karta hai ye gaadi but Maine lee chaabi guards se and nikala... So kahaan dhundu Phan waalon ko.. Waise toh obviously easy hoga ye kyunki bhenchod Chinese type log haryana mein 1000 mile durr se dikh jaatey hain.. Maine gaadi roukki and kuch hotels search kiye then unmein se hotels ko eliminate karne laga jisme woh nahi ho shaktey..

Hmm.. But i dont think wohlog hotel lene kaa risk firse lenge.. Kyun?? Kyunki unke sathi aise he toh pakkade gaye they.. Toh wohlog same mistake kyun repeat karenge.. True.. Matlab wohlog hotel mein toh nahi honge, Phan waale itane smart toh hain he.. Toh kahaan honge?? Kuch baatein clear hain woh khudko hide karne ki puri koshish karenge kyunki again Haryana mein Chinese log easily pehchaan liye jaatey hain toh wohlog aisi jagah select karenge jahaan woh khudko hide kar shakein easily.. Yaani most probably koi basti type kaa ilaaka jahaan kissi ko kissi se farak nahi padta koi sawaal jawaab nahi hotey.. But aise area toh bahot jyada honge..Toh kya kiya jaaye?? Ok.. Another idea.. Thailand waalon k liye sabse important hai food. Or wohlog kaa food matlab seafood unki puri life literally seafood k irdd gird ghumti hai toh wohlog itane din se yahaan hain toh obviously apna food toh lenge he .. Or ab meri city mein seafood restaurants Bahot he limited hain or badhiya waale seafood restaurants toh or kam hain.. Ginne chunne honge.. Wahaan khaana khaane toh nahi aaenge wohlog most probably but delivery bhi toh hoti hogi..Waah bc. Kya idea hai.. I'm great..

So ab maine google par badhiya seafood restaurants ki list nikaali 4 restaurants they, so main sabse close waale restaurant pohancha..Waah bc badhiya banaaya hai.. Main andar aaya toh pure restaurant mein 4-5 log khaane waale honge.. Nice..

Waiter - Ji sir. Aaiye please have a seat..

Main-Seat nahi manager.. Kidhar hai?? Usko bol AP swyam parkat hua hai yahaan.

Waiter -AP bhai.. Aaap?? Kya baat hogayi bhai..?

Main-Time waste naa kar.. Turant..

Waiter - Aaiye bhai aaiye..

Woh mujhe ek chote se cabin mein legaya jo manager kaa cabin tha and wahaan ek uncle baitha tha..

Waiter - Uncle ye.. AP bhai.. Deva bhai k..

Manager - Arrey inko kon nahi jaanta.. Aaiye sir baithiye.. Please..

Main-Nahi baithana nahi hai kuch sawaal hain jawaab caahiye.. First tumhare restaurant mein obviously kaafi log aatey honge yaa food deliver bhi hota hoga..

Manager-Ji sir aapki daya se kaafi customers aajaatey hain but Sir humlog food deliver nahi kartey humlog naa toh kissi food delivery app se partnered hain or naa he humlog khud food deliver kartey hain.. Even humlog toh pack karwaake bhi nahi lejaane detey. Yahaan baithke khaao or jo khaana bach jaaye woh he pack kartey hain bus humlog.. Kyunki humaara maanana hai..

Main-Haao.. Jo bhi hoga.. So ab yahaan khaatey hain log. Toh kya koi aisa group aaya hai 4-5+ bando ka jo Indian naa lage Chinese type hon yaa toh woh tutti futti hindi boltey hon yaa fir unke sath koi Indian ho jo hindi mein orders deta ho unke..

Manager - Nahi sir recently koi bhi foreigners nahi aaye hain yahaan pichle 1 month or so se..

Main-Pakka??

Manager - Ji sir..

Main-Cool.. Thanks..

Ye bolke main seedha baahar nikala woh piche se kuch bolta raha jo maine ignore kiya or seedha gaadi mein aake next location k liye nikala..

Bhenchod i know millenge toh jarur wohlog kyunki mera plan flop hojaae aisa ho hr nahi shakta.. After all MOD hun main bhenchod..

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Nice update

 

[Jimmy the googan]

Kyaa hi kehne AP bhai
Love YOU hogaya
Yaar ye forum agar kisi ki wajah se abaad hai to un mese aik naam
AP THE GREAT HAI
Gajab uodates

 

[Bhupinder Singh]

Update-156(The MasterPlan - 2) ​

Next location yahaan se exact 7 minutes mein pohancha main. Or ye bhi ek bahot he shaandaar restaurant tha double floored tha or again sea food theme par tha fish crabs shrimp etcetera ki badi badi drawings thi and andar bhi same vibes thi.. Andar theek thaak bheed thi considering abhi dopehar kaa time tha.. Bhenchod itana kon seafood khaane waala aagaya haryana mein.. Main seedha reception par gaya jahaan ek londa ek table k piche khadda tha.

Receptionist - Hello sir and welcome to Barcos Restaurant.. Please can i get your booking id..

Main-Maine koi booking nahi karwaai hai..

Receptionist - I'm sorry sir then you have to book a slot to eat. Now you can book a slot for night.

Main-Sun sun.. Bawligand aadmi table dekh Tumhaari bhosdk 90% tables khaali hain.. Pehli baat toh mujhe kuch khaana he nahi hai but still bhosdk sabkuch khaali padda hai toh booking gand mein daal lega kya?? Jaa manager ko bula.. Bol AP aaya hai.. Swayam..

Reception-AP..??

Main-Yeah yeah wahi AP.. Sahi soch raha hai tu apne dimag mein..

Recep-I'm really sorry sir.. Really sorry.. Please baithiye main bula deta hun manager nahi owner hain..

Main-Better..Asap..

Woh turant bhaaga bhaaga piche gate khol ke gaya and bhaaga bhaaga wapis aaya..

Recep-Sir please baithjaaiye woh ek dish ready kar rahi hain uske baad aajaaengi..

Main-Cool.. Ye bata yahaan obviously kai log khaate honge then delivery bhi hoti hogi.. Toh first question kya koi Chinese type bandey yahaan khaana khaane aatey hain?? 4-5+ log honge woh typical Chinese type lekin thode hatte katte..Or sathmein ek tattoo hoga galle pe sabke..

Recep - Nahi sir aisa toh koi nahi aata..

Main-Ok toh same location par food jaata ho tumhaare yahaan se itane he logon ka almost regularly..

Recep - Yes sir.. Food jarur jaata hai sir.. Obviously humlog bahot delivery kartey hain lekin same location par food ek he jagah jaata hai sir regularly koi seafood idhar khaata nahi hai sir but ek customer hai jo leke jata hai.. Pichle almost 4-5 din se daily ek time kaa khaana lunch yaa dinner jarur jaata hai sir..Lekin koi foreigner nahi balki ek Indian leke jaata hai khaana. Daily sir almost 8-9 bando ka khaana jaata hai wahaan sir..Ek time toh pakka kabhi kabhi dono time kaa bhi lejaata hai sir..

Main-Arrey gajab.. Gajab.. Londey.. ..

Main-Cctv footage dikha.. Main bhi dekhun kaisa dikhta tha woh jo leke jaata tha khaana..


Receptionist - Sir woh toh bus Owner he dikha shakti hain aapko..


Main-Kitani derr mein finish hogi uski dish be??


Recep-Sir Bus 15 minutes mein..


Main-Bawligand main 15 minutes khadda rahun ab yahaan?? Hain?? Bhosdk gand mein ghussa le dish.. Kahan hai woh??


Recep-Sir please meri baat suniye.. Woh strict hain sir food ko leke..


Main-Main teri gand par laat dunga bhosdk.. Jaldi bata kahaan hai woh.. Strict?? Lawda strict bhosdk..


Recep - Wahaan hain sir..


Ye sunke main seedha unke kitchen ki taraf gaya gate ko seedha maari laat jisase woh laga jaake side mein dhadaam se awaaj aai. Andar 3-4 chef kaam kar rahe they unsabki gand fatt gayi awaaj se..


Main-Who the fuck is the owner of this place..


"Ye kya badtameezi hai"


Ek maal londiya mere saamne aati hui boli.. 25-26 ki age rahi hogi uski, sir par ego kaa bhoot sawar tha,Yaa ameer baap kaa bhoot hoga yaa fir early success kaa.. But jo bhi ho woh bhaari attitude mein thi..


Main - Cctv footage dekhni hai mujhe..


Ladki-Warrant laaye ho??


Main-Do you have any idea who the fuck are you talking to??


Ladki-Yeah i know.. Ankit.. Aka AP.. The so called prince of north India..


Main-Exactly..


Ladki-But tum koi bhi ho main bina warrant cctv footage nahi dikhaaungi??


Main-Madam i dont give a fuck tum kya karogi ya kya nahi.. Mujhe cctv footage dekhni hai woh bhi abhi..


Ladki - Then warrant leke aao..


Main-Are you serious right now??? You are really pissing me the fuck off.. I give you 60 seconds..


Ladki - And i give you 30 seconds to get out of here or ill call security..


Main-Oh... Yeah.. Call security.. Try me bitch.. Try me.. Call security.. I'll burn this place to the fucking ground.. Everyone working here ye andhi hai but i give you guys a chance on the count of 5 i want every single one of you to quit your job here otherwise I'll force you to quit.. Tumhe pata hai main kon hun and i am not joking not even 1%... So .5....4...3...2...


Mere 1 se pehle 4on chef apni apni jagah chhodke mere piche aake khaddey hogaye or ye dekh uss londiya ki gand fatt gayi maine literally uska ghamand live tutt kar bikhartey hue dekha.. Literally..


Main-Yeah.. Now what?? 30 seconds still bache hain out of my 60, give me the footage or I'll burn this shit to the ground.. I promise you that much.. And there is nothing you can do about it.. 10..9...8...7...6...5..


Ladki-Ok ok.. I'll show you the damn footage..


Main-Thank you.. Dekha kitana easy tha??


Ladki-You will regret this i promise you that much..


Main-I don't give a fuck.. Make me regret it.. Now quick the footage..


Woh wahaan se bahaar nikali woh receptionist uske sath nikala and main unke piche piche gaya..Saamne ek cabin tha chota sa usne uska door open kiya toh andar kuch computer screens wagairaah lagi thi and ek guard baitha tha wahaan.. Uss ladki ko dekh k woh guard khadda hua usne usko baithne kaa ishara kiya toh woh baitha.


Ladki - Inko footage dikhao kab ki caahiye..


Main-Kab aaya tha woh khaana lene last time??


Recep - Kal evening mein sir.. Around 7-8 Pm..


Main-Iss time ki fast forward kar.. Footage.. Tujhe woh dikhe tab roukana..


Recording chaalu hui and aage badhi woh receptionist ka pura dhyaan usme tha. And kareeb 4-5 minutes fast forwarding k baad usne footage roki..


Recep-Woh raha sir..


Main-Thoda piche kar and zoom in karke play kar..


Zoom in hua toh ek aadmi andar enter hua shakal itani clear nahi thi but ye saaf tha uski shakal or kapde dekh k ki woh bhenchod kissi bhi angle se sea food khaata hoga.. No fucking way iske khaandaan mein kissi ne seafood khaaya hoga.. Usne ek paper diya receptionist ko jisase mera shakk yakeen mein badal gaya uss paper par obviously orders likhe honge or jo banda bhenchod sea food kaa order yaad karke pronounce nahi kar shakta woh daily itana sea food kaa karega kya.. Maadarchod fans gaya naa.. Teri maa chod dunga ab main dalle..

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Nice update