Update-729(The Kiss)729
Main Sam Or Shubham Raju k office mein dinner kar rahe they or Wahaan Rohit Ashish or Riya mojjud they..Main Riya se still naraaj tha ya yun lagalo naraaj hone ki acting kar raha tha..
Rohit- Aage kya plan hai ??
Main-Filhaal kuch nahi..Last day dekhenge...Tabtak tumlog kartey raho apna kaam..Woh kaafi hai..
Rohit-Number games ki baat karein toh kya situation hai..
Main-40-60..Thoda piche hain at present humlog...
Rohit-Bc 40 takk pohanch gaye humlog..
Main-Ofcourse..Tumsab itani mehnat jo kar rahe ho..
Ashish - Asli mehnat toh tu kar raha hai ..
Main-NO no no...Main mehnat nahi kar raha, main politics kar raha hun mehnat still tum sab he kar rahe ho...Or wahi mehnat kaam aaegi...
Ashish-Thanks bro...
Main-Main nikalta hun fir tumlog karlo dinner..
Rohit-Abhi kahaan jaaega be ?
Main-Ghar ..
Rohit-Kyun ??
Main-Sone be ..
Rohit-Yahin so jaa be ..Beds khaali hain..
Main-Joke tha be Jatin se milna hai ..
Rohit-Cool...Toh Sam Shubham toh rukk rahe haina yahaan..
Sam-Kyun be ??Mujhe bhi milna hai Jatin se ..
Rohit-Chal jutha ,bhaag Raha..
Sam-Main apni mehnat kar chuka, sachmein bey dinmein calculations maine he ki thi toh mera jaana jaruri hai..
Main-Or Shubham ko main publicly nahi chhod shakta iske mama ka link ban gaya toh bc kai votes jaaenge ek sath...
Rohit-Jaao jaao..Hum kartey hain Mehnat majdoori...
Main-Abe abhi karega toh tere kaam aaegi experience mill Raha haibe tujhe literally first hand election ka aage tujhe bhi ladna hai..
Rohit-Thanks for the experience bro...
Main-Election k baad ghum aana bey meri party .
Ye bolke humlog nikale wahaan se ..
Main-Porsche kahaan haibe ??
Mujhe just realise hua ki meri 5 crore ki gaadi gayab hai..
Shubham-Delhi airport bhai..Wahin se toh Bhubaneswar gaye they..
Main-Bc..Kaleja nikal gaya tha ek baar toh...Chalo chaltey hain...Goodnight Guys...
Koi kaam tha nahi humein jaake sona he tha , yahaan nahi sone waala tha bc main beshak bungalow bada ho lekin yahaan literally 20+ londey they itani chappar chappar mein nind nahi aati mujhe issliye Jatin ki location badhiya thi..
Ab nikalne se pehle he Shubham ka phone baja jo Jatin ka tha ,usne mujhe diya..
Jatin- Bhai yahin aarahe ho naa waapis ??
Main- Haao kya hua ??
Jatin- Dinner k liye boldeta cook ko..
Main- Naa dinner hogaya .
Jatin- Itani jaldi ...
Main- Marr rahe they bey bukhe..
Jatin- Main kuch thanda garam kar raha tha bhai aapke liye..Skotch laaya tha bhai aapke liye gandfidich karke kuch, naam takk nahi pata mujhe toh batao ..
Main- Glenfiddich hota haibe..Tu le lee..
Jatin- Main whisky waala Banda hun bhai uppar se 60000 ki bottle hai bhai itani mehangi galle se niche nahi uttaregi..Aapke liye he thi ye toh..
Main- Naa be mood naa hai tu lele aarahe hain hum waise toh..
Call disconnected..
Rohit - Kon le raha haibe Glenfiddich..
Main -Jatin laaya tha bola lelo...
Rohit- Toh le letey haina kya dikkat hai..
Riya- Kya baat horahi hai ??
Main- Glenfiddich Hotel se dinner mangwaya tha Jatin ne..Only 5 star hotel hai Sirsa ka toh bola itana khaana mangwa liya kon khaaega ab...Ashish Rohit tumlog chalo be khaake aa jaana waapis waise bhi waste hoga Ravi ko bulaa lo...
Ashish -Haan haan bilkul khaaenge bilkul...Yahaan bana nahi hai abhi mana kardenge yahaan ,khaana kyun waste karna hai..
Main- Good ..Chalo fir..
Sam- Bc maine toh khaa liya khaana be cheating hai ye toh .
Main- Abe desert desert toh tu le he lega..
Ashish- Main Ravi ko bulaa lata hun...
Main- Tumlog nikalo mera phone charge par hai kuch derr mein aajaaunga main gaadi leke...Karo dinner..
Rohit- Ok...
Rohit Ravi Sam Ashish or Shubham wahaan se aise gayab hue jaise bhenchood kabhi they he nahi wahaan ,daru hai he aisi cheej...Uppar se bechare itane din se gand faad mehnat kar rahe they toh deserved thi ye toh..Mera koi mood nahi tha bc Kyunki bc itana masaaledaar khaana pait thok k khaa liya tha .Ab unke jaatey he Riya meri side waali chair par baithi issiliye rukka tha main phone toh bc gaadi mein bhi charge laga leta main..
Riya- Glenfiddich is a renowned Speyside single malt Scotch whisky distillery established in 1876 by William Grant in Dufftown, Scotland, known as the world's most awarded single malt..
Usne Google se padhte hue bola..
Riya- Itani pagal hun nahi main..
Main- Thakaan durr ho jaaegi becharon ki...
Riya- Bad AP..
Main - Arrey main thodi jaa raha hun..Dekhlo tumhaare saamne mana kiya hai..
Riya- Naraaj ho??
Main- Nahi toh..
Riya - Juthe kyun munh fulaaya hai fir..
Main- Yun he..
Riya - Sorry baba...I'm sorry...Mera woh matlab nahi tha..
Main- I know..But abtoh main naraaj hogaya itani ashaani se nahi maanunga ..
Riya- Toh kaise maanoge..
Main- Hmmm..Let me think...Kiss will be fine..
Riya- Yahaan ??No chance...Not at all...Yahaan kitane log hain dekho..
Main- fir main naraaj he rahunga..
Riya- Bachon ki tarah matt karo AP..
Main- I don't know...Kiss do toh baat baney..
Riya- Yahaan kaise dun AP?? koi dekh lega toh fir...
Main- Toh fir..
Riya- Oh come on...Baadmein pakka..
Main - Nope...Jabtak kiss nahi millegi I'm angry..
Riya - AP...Don't be like that.
Main- Nope...I need my kiss..
Riya- Yahaan Dekho toh chaaron taraf ..Woh dekho kitane log hain..
Riya ne ishara kiya toh main palta but udhar toh kuch nahi tha but iska faayda uthaake Riya ne ek quick kiss mere lips par dedi or mujhe maano bhenchood current laga ...Bc meri thakaan daru se nahi isase he durr hogayi thi...Maa kasam kuch toh jaadu aata haibe isko
Main- Hey..Ye cheating hai..Aiss..
Ab main aage kuch bol paata saamne se Ajit or Lucky aatey dikhaai diye..
Riya- Cheating nahi hai kiss ki baat hui thi woh de di hai.. Bye good night..
Main- Suno mera phone deke jaana please ...
Riya - Sure...
Ajit or Lucky wahan saman ikkatha karne lage or Riya Mera phone le aai..
Main- Bye Night..Love you..
Riya- Love you more..
Ye sunke maine usse aankh maari and waapis aake gaadi mein baitha or nikala Jatin k ghar ki side ,raasta 5-7 minutes ka he tha but Raju k yahaan se nikalte he ek gaadi mere piche lag gayi thi or piche waala Banda chippa bhi nahi raha tha ki woh mere picha kar raha hai...Itani himmat bhenchood kisme hogayi...
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Update-730(200 Million Fucking Dollars)730
Main Raju k ghar se nikala toh ek gaadi mere piche lag gayi thi or woh Banda like literally chippa bhi nahi raha tha ki woh mera picha kar raha hai , bhenchood itani aukaat kiski hogayi ,ab mere pass deagles nahi thi toh maine yahaan se cutt lena theek samjha but jaise he main gaadi doudaata toh piche waale bandey ne apni headlights on off ki kai dafa jisse dekhtey he main muskuraaya or apni gaadi side mein lagaa lee or gaadi se uttara toh mere piche waali gaadi bhi rukk gayi or usme se Randy uttarke aaya or mujhse galle milla..
Randy-Wassup bitch..
Main-All good bro...Tu bata..
Randy-Same..
Main-Sab theek?? Yun achanak se parkat hogaya tu..
Randy-Yes and no..Main toh delhi aaya tha toh socha milke jaaun ..
Main-Great..
Randy -Or uppar se ek important information bhi deni thi tujhe ...
Main-Kya information??
Randy-Gand faad information hai bhai maalum tujhe??
Main- Arrey bhosdk bataaega tab naa maalum hoga .
Randy- Sun Recently Underworld mein ek weapons deal active hui hai or bahot jaldi he deal puri hone waali hai .Kissi seller ne 100 Million USD k weapon ko bechne k liye blackmarket par deal daali hai ,or jiss hisaab se khabrein chal rahi hain bataaya jaa raha hai ki deal aatey he weapon bikk jaaega kyunki bahot saare log interested hain toh isko auction banaaenge jisme price 200 Million USD takk jaa shakta hai .Seller kon hai abhi takk kissi ko nahi pata sab anonymous hai .
Main-Bhenchood 200 Million USD k weapons ??1800 Crore rupees k weapons...Koi naya dealer aaya hai kya be ??kon puraana dealer itane mehange weapons bechega or kon khareedega bc ..Ohh I know , ye ho shakta hai koi purana weapons dealer apna dhanda bandh kar raha hoga retire ho raha hoga or woh apne pass bacha hua saara maal bech raha hoga gayab hone se pehle or dusare weapons dealer maal khareed rahe honge uska saara stock ..But fir bhi bc 1800 crore k weapons apne kissi enemy dealer k hath lag gaye toh bc humaare pass shortage ho jaaegi aage chalke weapons ki..Ye toh gand marr jaaegi Masters ko bol ki apne saare weapons dealers ko shakt hidayat dedo abhi se even advance payment bhi kardo 2-3 saal k liye ki humaare weapons rukkne nahi caahiye..Advance denge toh dhoka kon dega humein...
Randy-Sssshhhhh...Bhosdk sun bhi le meri ..Weapon kaha maine naa ki weapons...
Main-Haan haan be ..Ek minute ??
Randy- Matlab bhosdk koi stock nahi hai koi weaponS nahi hai koi dealer 100-200 Million USD ka ek weapon yaani ek single hathyaar bech raha hai... Literally 1...
Main-Hatt bhenchood...Bhagg yahaan se, kuch bhi...
Randy- I'm serious..
Main- Jaa naa bawligand ...Bhosdk 200 Million USD k nuclear warheads aa jaatey hain bada aaya ek weapon waala ..Or jahaan takk meri jaankaari hai nuclear , hydrogen etc bombs ki selling or buying strictly prohibited hai Underworld mein koi bhullke bhi International Underworld ka ye rule nahi tod shakta naa bechne waala or naa khareedne waala...Toh 200 Million USD ka kuch nahi bech shaktey...Haan Fighter jets khareed shakte hain lekin unko udaaega kahaan ??Koi bhi government allow nahi karegi haan paise khilaake ek aadh baar udaa lega lekin fir kya ??lund ...kon dega 200 Million ek baar udaane k ..
Randy - Arrey bhosdk sun toh le bhonkta he rahega kya gandu. Main or even masters sabne apne sources se verify karwa liya hai news 10000% true hai koi 100+ Million takk ka Weapon bech raha hai or woh naa toh koi bomb hai naa koi jet na koi ship naa koi aircraft carrier woh ek weapon hai jisko Underworld mein use kar shaktey hai ..Khud Master Mogui ne news ko confirm karwaya hai apne sources se..
Main-Maadar....Chodddd...Ye kaise possible haibe ??200 Million???Kya bhenchood???200 Million rupees toh nahi tha be 20 Crore rupees toh nahi tha...Still bhenchood 20 Crore rupees ka konsa ek weapon aaega be...
Randy-Nahi be United States Dollars...20 Crore US Dollars...1800+ crore rupees...
Main-Iski maa ka bhosada...Aise kaise be this ,this shit is Impossible.... Bhenchood 200 Million..Ek weapon ??
Randy-Haan... Pure Underworld mein aag lagi hui hai ameer log toh Paisa ikkatha kar rahe hain bc jabki kissi ko ye bhi nahi pata weapon hai kya...
Main-Wohlog bhenchood ye nahi soch rahe ki 200 Million ka kya he weapon aaega aisa toh ho he nahi shakta... Bhenchood SCAM hua toh ..Naa BC kon bawligand Underworld k top dealers k sath scam karega or woh bhi 200 Million ka scam ...Unhe scam karna hota toh 10 million takk bechte 200 Million toh unbelievable amount hai itana price tag thodi rakhte woh ..
Randy-Haan scam nahi hai...Buyer jo bhi hai trusted banda hai..Or sab genuine hai...
Main-Arrey iski maa ki chut...Aisa kya aagaya be ?? ...Logical he nahi haibe ye toh .. Bhenchood kya aagaya or kaise aagaya ??Maadarchod gand marr gayi ye toh
Randy-Most probably koi high tech missile yaa fir koi AI related tool hai ye confirm Kiya hai master Mogui ne..
Main-Haan yahi possible hai...I mean possible toh ye bhi nahi hai as i said 200 Million mein toh Nuclear missiles aa jaati hain toh ye toh possible he nahi hain itani mehangi...But unke alawa koi dusara option nahi hai I think koi unbeatable untraceable unstoppable missile hogi jisko kissi bhi country yaa Underworld ka Anti Air system roukk nahi shakta ... Bhenchod jo khareed lega naa woh Kissi bhi Continent k kissi bhi Syndicate ka pura ka pura headquarters udaane mein capable hoga be..Gand fattegi logon ki usase .. Hum safe hain lekin ... Kyunki bc humaara headquarters akela league ka thodi hai sathmein HOUNDS sathmein High Command ka headquarter bhi hai toh teen major Syndicates se kon panga lega..But you never know koi psyco baitha ho bhenchood sab khatam kar dey..
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Update-731(The Three Possibilities)731
Randy-Yeah we're safe but you never know bhenchood koi suicide wish leke baitha ho or chala dey missile bhenchood headquarters ka namoo nishaan nahi milega be ..
Main-Headquarters akele kaa nahi be Mountain par missile lagegi toh avalanche aa jaaega be Nepal kaa uppar waala area toh baraf ki sunaami se he khatam ho jaaega hajaaron log marrenge ...But itana risk koi nahi lega 3 Syndicates or bhenchood hajaaron masoom logon ko aise he thodi udaa dega koi.. Yaa even bhai kissi bhi Syndicate k headquarters par attack karna is near impossible be aise he thodi missile chhod dega ..I still don't think so bc ..
Randy- Toh kya ho shakta hai ??
Main- Koi Biological Weapon toh nahi haibe ??koi virus bhenchood.. Koi illness toh nahi bana di kissi chutiye scientist ne ..
Randy- Yeah ye bhi ek possibility hai...
Main- Or khareedne waale kissi pharmaceuticals companies ko bechenge taaki woh maadarchod pehle he antidote bana lein or fir Virus release kardenge laakhon log marrenge or iska ilaaj hoga ek he Pharma company k pass bhenchood billions bana lenge wohlog toh .
Randy- Yeah yahi bola tha master Norman ne .
Main- Ek or possibility hai ki koi Software ho bhenchood koi spytool jisase koi bhi kuch bhi hack kar le yaa fir kissi par bhi spying kar le puri duniya ka data unke pass hoga bc ..
Randy - True that .
Main- Yeah kyunki uske alawa koi bhi cheej possible nahi hai Ya toh koi unstoppable missile hogi apna khouff badhaane k liye ya fir koi Virus or yaa fir koi software...That's It iske alawa koi weapon ho nahi shakta not possible..
Randy-Yeahh...orr bc weapon hua bhi toh karega kya weapon ka ??I mean kya ?? Itana costly kispe use karega..Kon bawligand ek weapon par itana paisa lagaaega..
Main-Wahi toh be ye teeno bhi weapons he hain toh inmein se he kuch hai ...Bhenchoodddd....Maa chud gayi..
Randy - Kya ??
Main- Bhai aisi bakchodi jab hoti haina woh mere liye he hoti hai... I'm 10000% sure bhenchood weapon mere liye he beche jaa rahe hain... I mean 2.0 k liye ...Yaa 3.0 k liye ..Itana mehnga dushman wahi ho shakta hai bhenchood...Woh jitani duniya ki gand maar chuka haina itani kissi ne nahi maari hogi Underworld mein...Or uske toh saare enemies he Multi Millionaires even billionaires hain bhenchood... Maadarchod wahi haibe ...Aadhi Duniya ki maa chodke baitha hai woh ussi ki gand mein missile maarega koi orr bhenchood uski kya gand toh meri he hai...Maa chud gayi bhai ye toh ...
Randy-Shant bhosdk shant shant ..Gandu itana VVVIP na ban tere alawa bhi Underworld bahot bada hai bhosdk toh kuch bhi matt bhonk khudko itani importance matt dey bhosdk tere liye 200 Million ka hathyaar khareedega koi...
Main-Randy maa kasam tu jaanta nahi hai 3.0 k baare mein I'm not joking jiss hisaab k uske kand haina bhai , agar aaj he koi Underworld mein ye boldey naa ki 200 nahi bhenchood 500 Million US dollars do or iske badle mein 10000% 3.0 yaa jo bhi uske naam hain usko khatam kardiya jaaega like aaj he toh bhai kuch log toh sochenge bhi nahi 500 Million dene se pehle ki maa chudaaye paisa ye gandu marr gaya toh orr kama lenge ...Bhai Tracy wagaira ki maa chodke baitha hai ye or toh kya lega be ...Majaak nahi bhai...Maa chud gayi ye toh...
Randy-Abe tu itana hyper kyun ho jaata hai..
Main-Bhosdk Orr kya gand marwaaun main... Maadarchod galle par talwaar latak rahi hai Orr kya naachun main ??
Randy-Toh bhosdk khud he talwaar bana raha hai maana ki 3.0 k Dushman bahot hain or woh 200 Million laga shakte hain usko maarne k liye lekin bhenchood kon missile khareedega be ek aadmi ko maarne k liye chutiye woh bhi normal missiles se 10 gunna mehangi ...Kahaan maarenge tujhpe missile ?? india mein ??bhosdk indian government chutiya thodi hai abe indian kya kissi bhi Country ki government aise he missile thodi chhodne degi be ...Kissi single bandey ko maarne k liye koi missile thodi khareedega be...Thoda toh shyaana ban .
Main-True that bc ..Meri jaan parr aati hai toh main illogical ho jaata hun..
Randy - Or hyper bhi or chutiya bhi..
Main-Abe chutiya kya hua ye, marrna kon caahta haibe chutiye...
Randy-Haan toh kahaan marr raha hai tu bataaya toh aise he missile thodi daag dega be koi kissi ek k uppar..Tujh akele k uppar missile thodi daalega koi chutiye yaa bhosdk tujhe akele ko thodi virus se bimar karega or koi thodi tere akele k mobile ko hack karega bhosdk usme porn k alawa kya milega usko..
Main-Ye toh hai ..But bhenchood kya pata inmein se kuch ho he naa ...Orr kya ho shakta haibe .. Bhenchood Death Note toh nahi bech raha koi kahin mera naam likhe or main marr jaaun bhenchood...
Randy-Abe tu thoda saa bawligand toh nahi hogaya hai ?? Kuch bhi bhosdk ...Gandu .
Main - Kidding be ..But bhenchood inn 3 k alawa toh 200 Million ka toh bhai koi supernatural weapon he hona caahiye agar reality mein dekhi jaaye toh ...
Randy-Ye toh hai bc...Movies waala kaam horaha hai ye toh bc .. Supernatural hota toh Kam se kam sense toh banti itana mehanga hone ki .
Main - Wahi toh but hoga nahi ..Story Fantasy nahi haina ...
Randy-Hainn ??Kya story ??
Main - Kuch nahi be .. ..Masters ko boldey ki inhi 3 mein se kuch hai or inn teeno k worst k liye planning karlo tech department ko bolo un hackable banaao system ,weapons team ko bolo ki air defence system unbeatable banaao or researchers ko bolo antidote ki taiyaari karo kyunki imo sabse dangerous wahi hoga...
Randy- Bhosdk bina bimaari kiska antidote banaaenge be .
Main- Woh toh wohlog ko pata hona chahiye kya kya possibilities hain kya kya ho shakta hai bhai sabse jayada issi k chances hain or ye hua toh bhosdk mahaamaari faill jaaegi puri duniya mein issliye better hai humaare pass options toh hon ,work karein naa karein woh alag baat hai...
Randy- Yeah yeah I agree... You're so smart issiliye tere pass aaya tha..
Main - I know..tu bhi banja..
Randy-Tu gand marwa bhosdk ...Main jaa raha hun meri flight hai raatko...Yahi bataane aaya tha masters ne bola hai kuch information pata chale toh bataana ..
Main-Ofcourse bataaunga be tumhe pata chale toh bhi bataana...
Randy-Yeah yeah obviously...
Main-Also I know tu Jose k maamle mein help nahi kar shakta meri .
Randy- Mujhe help karne mein koi problem nahi haibe but issue yahi hai ki Jose itana smart toh hai ki contact pata karlega woh or contact pata kar liya toh tera connection kya hai pata karlega or fir woh information uske pass hui toh tu khatam hua samjho..
Main- Yeah yeah wahi ...But ek baat bata agar tujhe drugs khareedne hon kahin se or laake india mein bechne ho toh kya tu Malaysia se drugs laane ki sochega..
Randy- Lund mera sochega be ... Malaysia kahaan se drugs dega be...Woh bhenchood bhikhaari khudke yahaan nahi bech shaktey toh India ko kahaan se dedenge ..Unke pass kahaan se aaenge itane drugs ..
Main- Wahi toh...Bus yahi pata karna tha mujhe... matlab deadend bhenchood..
Randy- Yeah no chance ki Malaysia se main drugs khareedne ki sochunga...
Main- Cool...Matlab bhenchood ek toh meri lead deadend hai or uppar se koi maadarchod 200 Million ka hathyaar bech raha hai or soon koi bawligand uska owner hoga jo most probably mere uppar he use hoga .
Randy- Abe chutiya rukk bhi jaa ab ...Bhosdk tere irrd girrd nahi ghumta Underworld chutiye ...Abe...Chhod...Gand marwa main kitana bhi samjhaa lun kuch time tu iss baat kaa picha nahi chhodega tere dimag mein jo baat chali gayi woh chali he gayi toh samjhaake kya faayda...
Main- Abe woh nahi ..
Randy- Haan bilkul Maan liya maine bhi ...Jab antim sanskaar karna ho tera bataa dena aa jaaenge hum ...
Main- Gand marwa bhadwe idhar gand fatti paddi hai..
Randy- Abe khud hath deke khudki gand faadega toh main kya bataaun be...Chutiya jaisi baatein kar raha hai , impossible hai ye..Sochta reh tu ye sab ..Main chala flight hai meri..Take care..
Main- OK..ok..You too...
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3.0 laughing deep in the heartRandy-Shant bhosdk shant shant ..Gandu itana VVVIP na ban tere alawa bhi Underworld bahot bada hai bhosdk toh kuch bhi matt bhonk khudko itani importance matt dey bhosdk tere liye 200 Million ka hathyaar khareedega koi...