Update-501(The Date With The Princess)
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Main Sonia k sath dinner k liye uske khudke restaurant mein aaya tha..
Main-Nice place..
Sonia- Yeah I own it..
Main- nice flex..
Maine hanste hye kaha..
Sonia- Tumhare saamne kya flex karungi you are equally as rich as me..
Main- Still it is a flex..
Sonia- Yeah I designed all my restaurants personally..
Main-Issiliye itana beautiful lag raha hai sab.. Tumhare andar koi superpower hai kya ki jiss cheej ko touch karoge wahi beautiful ho jaaegi.. Tumhari tarah..
Ye sunke woh jorr se hans paddi..
Sonia- Stoppp.. It.. So kya loge??
Main- Tum batao tumhara restaurant tumhara dinner tumhari... I mean tum batao.. I almost said Tumhari date...
Ye sunke woh hans paddi..
Main-Roukk liya khudko Maine..
Sonia- Kyun date mein kya issue hai??
Main- Well mujhe toh koi issue nahi hai.. Not at all.. tumhare husband ko hoga maybe..
Sonia- We'll worry about my husband later..
Main- So it's a date then..
Sonia- It is a date indeed.. Our first..
Main- Yep.. So you should order..
Ye sunke Sonia ne order diya ..
Sonia- I liked you car by the way..
Main- Thanks.. You'rs is almost same..
Sonia- Almost Same hai sab but Cullinan is Cullinan.. That too a Black Badge.. That's incredible.. 6750 cc Engine ,563 bhp power 850 Nm torque.. Valet mode.. Memory function..
Main- Damn.. You know cars too well..
Sonia- Better then everybody else..
Main- I don't think so.. I'm a huge car enthusiastic..
Sonia- Ok tell me about your car.. Maine bataya aisa kuch batao..
Main- V12 engine 563bhp at 5000 rpm.. 850Nm at 1600 rpm.. Turbo Charge.. 12 cylinders.. 48 valves.. Top speed 250 .. Or sat 155 mph .. 0-60 miles in just . .It has 8 airbags..
Sonia- Ok.. I'm impressed.. Damn. I'm really impressed..
Humaara khaana aagaya toh khaana suru kiya humne..
Sonia- How many cars you have??
Main- All in family.. I guess 100-110..
Sonia- Damn.. You really are a car enthusiast.. I'm impressed... Rarest car you have?? I got a Bugatti Tourbillon which was really expensive.. Costed me about 33 Crores.. But obviously collectors item hai yahaan chalaane ki jagah nahi hai usko..
Main- I can feel that mere pass ek Bugatti Divo hai bus dekhne k liye hai.. Chalaane ki jagah nahi hai...
Sonia- Are you kidding me.. Divo?? That's impossible in India..
Main- Mere pass bahot aisi cars hain jo India mein impossible hain.. Actually Rishi ka ek friend hai Dubai mein he can get me any cars I want..
Sonia- Damn.. That Divo must've costed you almost 48-50 crores..
Main- 53 Crores .
Sonia- Ok.. Ok.. Tum toh yaar harr cheej mein over ho mujhse,main toh fully impressed ho chuki hun but tumhe kaise impress karun main ab..
Main- Niche jaab tumne darshan diye tab he kardiya tha tumne impress.. Ye cars kya cheej hain.. I'm more then fully impressed..
Ye sunke woh sharma gayi or kuch derr takk kuch bolne ko naa sujha usko.. Dekha.. Charm he aisa hai tumhare bhai ka.. Bc Miss India ho yaa universe..
Main- Aww! Tumhare gaal laal hogaye..
Sonia- Toh kya hoga.. Aise tareef kon karta hai.. You made me blush.. Aisa kabhi nahi hua mere sath.. Hhehe. You really are something..
Main- Agreed..
Sonia- So tell me about your life AP.. What's a day in Life of AP looks like?
Main- Hmm.. Chaotic I must say.. I do stupid shit everyday..
Sonia- Yeah I know that already, News anchors se jyaada news mein tum hotey ho..
Ye sunke main hans padda..
Main-Yeah exactly.. So wahi hai a day in life of AP..
Sonia- See tum ye sab kartey ho you're like a superhero right but real superhero toh nahi ho tum , so tumhe darr nahi lagta?? I mean tum daily moutt se khelte ho.. Isn't it insane? Aren't you scared??
Main- Depends on the situation ,see darr sabko lagta hai , I don't want to die but apne fear ko overcome karna sabse bada challenge hai and I like challenges so darr ko sath rakh k kaam karta hun main..
Sonia- Awesome..
Main-Darr Achi cheej hai you know..
Sonia- Or woh kaise??
Main- Darr bande ko smart banata hai darr rehta hai toh banda careful rehta hai you see extra careful..
Sonia- That's true I guess.. Meri aankhein khol di tumne..
Usne hanste hue kaha..
Main- By the way I don't know maine bataya ya nahi abtak but you look extraordinarily gorgeous when you laugh.. Hanste raha karo..
Sonia- Hehehe.. Aaj bahot time baad aise hansi hun.. I love it..
Main- Aisa kyun??
Sonia- Koi hansaane waala nahi haina.. I'm busy busy busy all day everyday, khudke liye time nahi hai mere pass.. Ye toh tum ho toh I said yes otherwise I don't go out much these days..
Main-So it means I'm special.. Hmmm..
Sonia- Offcourse special ho tum.. You are special for everybody and mere liye bhi..
Main- Everybody se kya karna , mujhe toh tumse matlab hai..
Sonia- Hehe.. You are special for me too.. Very special. You know tumne ek gajab first impression chhoda tha mere uppar, jab hum party mein mille they and koi meri help nahi kar raha tha because you see hum kind of opposite political parties se they but tumne still meri help ki tumhare ek call ne logon ka narrative badal diya Haryana Punjab mein mere liye.. Obviously main pehle se jaanti thi tumhare baare mein but tabse I became your fan . I don't watch news that much but I follow you're news. You seem to have an AURA about you that makes people remember you..
Main -Yeah I get that a lot..
Sonia- Offcourse you do, Half India k bhagwaan ho tum, log tareef toh karte he honge. .
Main- Yeah.. But jyaada nahi see log darrte hain mujhse toh thoda awkward hota hai..
Sonia- Main khud darr rahi thi jab mujhe introduce kiya CM Sahaab ne tumse kyunki maine itana sab suna tha tumhare baare mein .. But jab tumse baat ki toh I felt relaxed aisa laga nahi ki hum pehli baar mille hain.. It was relaxing..
Main- I know how to talk to people..
Sonia- I agree.. And Your eyes.. You have the most desiring eyes I have ever seen.. Ever.. Or main toh modeling mein thi wahaan bhi I have never seen anything like that.. It's like tumhari aankhein badalti rehti hain per second.. I can say tum kabhi blinking contest nahi haarte hoge.. Kyunki ek baar agar kissi ne gorr se tumhari aankho mein dekh liya woh kabhi bahaar nahi nikal shakta inse..
Usne mujhe ghurrte hue kaha or ghurrti he rahi woh, even apna khaana roukk k.. Or tabhi main samjh gaya tha ki I'll be able to fuck her tonight jyaada wait nahi tha.. And I can't fucking wait bro.. I can't wait..
Main- So.. Khaana khaaiye please...
Sonia- I'm sorry..
Main- Oh no worries.. Ghurrne kaa kaam mujhe karne do..
Sonia- Heheh.. Yaar.. You are too much.. You know jitana Maine suna tha tumhare baare mujhe laga tha tum khadoos type hoge kyunki humesha gusse mein he rehte ho tum..
Main- Depend karta haina saamne kon hai ab tumhare saamne main caah ke bhi gussa nahi ho shakta.. Possible he nahi hai.. How can I be angry at such a beauty.
Sonia- You are making me feel so special..
Main-You deserve every bit of it.. By the way the food is delicious here.. Same as you..
Sonia- Hahaha.. Delicious food he theek hai.. Mujhe delicious kyun karna hai.. Dont eat me..
Main- With your permission I can..
Maine hanste hue serious baat kahi.. Jo uske dil par lagi woh shy or shocked dono ek sath hogayi..
Sonia- Cannibal ho kya..?
Main- Hahaha.. Ban jaaunga aap kaho toh..
Sonia- Oh my god.. AP you are the best.. You know how to talk to a lady..
Main- I doo..
Maine wink karte hue kaha jisase woh firse blush kar gayi.
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