Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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Update-289(I Fucking Made It)


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Ab 2nd and 3rd challenge they Leading Ability and skill set or jaisa Boe ne bola ye dono challenge ek sath honge.. Toh humlog 6 bache they ab as 2 injured hogaye they last challenge mein he.. Ab hum 6 aaye center mein toh humaare saamne aaye 6 shakks jo bhenchod bhaari bharkam they like above 6 feet height bhayanak built body and cehre par no expressions.. Ab challenge tha Leading Ability and Skillset jo simple tha..

Main-Oye Listen we just need to fight one each.. Samjhe harr shaks ko ek se fight karna hai.

Lekin bhenchod woh chutiye log suru mein he bhaag gaye unpar attack karne k liye or apne skill set ko prove karne k liye.. Main piche se chilaaya ki stop humein ek sath rehna hai and all.. Mujhe lawda unse matlab tha maine bus ye judges ko sunaaney k liye bola tha or unhone sun liya ab main gand maardunga sabki.. Ab jo mere hisse banda aaya woh jyaada uncha lamba toh nahi tha but body shaandar thi uski or pata nahi kyun mujhe dekh woh hansa ab pata nahi woh kyun hansa maybe gay tha yaa maybe mujhe bacha samjh raha tha woh.. Lekin uski smile k bichmein he maine jadd diya uske munh par ek bhayanak punch jisase woh bhokla gaya...

Main-Wassup..

Or punch se bahaar nikal paata woh usase pehle maine laat maari uski thigh k Uppar jisase woh ladkhadaaya or tab maine piche hattke maari uske chaati mein ek flying kick woh niche girra main bhi girra but main turant he utha or woh uth paata usase pehle maine di uski ribs mein ek bhayanak laat jisase woh fir girra niche lekin abki baar usse hua bhayanak dard toh woh jaldi naa uth paaya bus fir kya tha maine maadarchod ko laat maar maar k bawla bana diya kuch laaton ko ussne apne hathon se roukka bhi lekin uske baad bhi maine uski ribs or munh dono todd diye uska cehra khoon se latpath hogaya tha tab maine chhoda usko ye toh uthega nahi ab main caahta toh main aaram se baith shakta tha kyunki maine apne skills ko prove kardiya tha lekin leading abilities ko prove karna thoda saa baaki tha.. Issliye maine dekha toh 5 mein se 2 toh apne opponents se theek thaak fight kar rahe they lekin 3 struggle kar rahe they unmein se ek toh bhenchod kuch naa kar paaya tha kyunki uske saamne ek jaanwar aaya tha toh maine usski help karne ki sochi ab uss jaanwar ne uss shaks ko maara ek pait mein punch jisase woh niche apne ghutano par girr gaya bus isase better option bhalla kya hoga main bhaaga or uss bandey k kandhe par pair rakh k maine liya jump or apna ghutna diya uss jaanwar k theek munh k uppar jo bhenchod bahot he bhayanak laga like literally mere ghutne mein bhi dard hua woh jaanwar bechara girra piche jaake usko kuch samjh he naa aaya ki kya hua, pura chakra gaya tha woh tab main jhat se khadda hua or pehla kaam kiya maine usko kamjor karne kaa issliye uthtey he maine maari ek bhayanak kick uski ribs k Uppar jisase woh bahot jorr se chilaaya or khadda hone laga lekin khadda ho paata usase pehle maine maari laat uske munh k uppar jisase woh girra side mein jaake or main or maarta usko usase pehle ussne apna hath khadda kardiya jiska matlab woh quit kargaya challenge se yaani 2 down.. Ab ye dekh k jo baaki 2 bache they jo struggle kar rahe they woh bhenchod bhaag k mere piche aagaye yaani main akela or ab mere saamne 2 or jaanwar mojjud they ok this is going to be interesting.. Main aage badha lekin usase pehle Boe ne woh fight roukk di.. I am pretty sure ye bhi maine easily jeet liya tha.. Ab next challenge tha mind isme bhenchod mujhe bhalla kon hara dega.. Ab hum 5 he bache kyunki jisko maine bachaaya woh ultiyaan kartey hue wahaan se bahaar lejaaya gaya tha nice..

Boe - Good Job going forward guys.. Now is the important challenges fight mein tumhara dimag sabse important hota hai so ussi kaa test hai ye just focus..

Sab-Yes master..

Boe - Ok Mere pass kuch questions hain Tumhaare liye.. First to answer wins..First question Combat ka third rule kya bataya gaya tha..

Main-Never be distracted..

Maine baakiyon ko question takk nahi samjhne diya bhenchod ye mera ilaaka hai maadarchod..

Boe-Correct.. Which is more dangerous A bullet or a knife..

Main-Both. Depends on the person holding it.. A knife can kill you as easy as a gun but more painfully..

Boe-Correct.. Which is the most dangerous Knife in this world?

Main-Mark 1 trench knife.. Widely used in world war it was made for US soldiers..

Boe - Correct.. Fastest way to kill someone by blood lost..

Main-With a knife is to stab in their Carotid Artery.. With hands is to puncture their Carotid Artery.. With a bullet is same..

Boe - What is the most silent way to kill an enemy with your hands?

Main-The Rear Neck Choke..

Boe-Correct.. You step aside your challenge is completed let others answer atleast..

Main-Sure..

Ye bolke main piche hatt gaya hell yeah.. Another win in the bag.. Last hai power.. Isme main haar shakta tha depending ki karna kya hai kyunki i am sure mujhse powerful ek do bandey or they.. Toh kuch utha patak karni paddi toh main haar jaaunga but who gives a fuck 4 challenges mein by far first tha main toh isme kuch bhi ho i am 100% sure i am qualified Kyunki crowd was loving me.. Judges bhi kaafi impressed they mujhse..

Ab woh challenge end hua and Final challenge hua suru jo tha Power.. Ab uske liye hua wahi jiska darr tha mujhe. Hum 5 k saamne bhenchod 5 jaanwar aake khaddey hogaye literally jaanwar Motey tagdey ekdum.. Or challenge ye tha ki humein unko ek jagah se dusari jagah leke jaana tha. Bhenchod fuck that 140-150 kgs weight hoga usme or uppar se almost 6"8-6"10 height main lawda naa uthaane waala isko fuck that shit issliye main khadda hoke baaki ko dekhne laga 3 bandey karlenge ro peet kar isko baaki no chance. Ab meri gand tabb mari jab Boe ne meri taraf ishara karke kaha ki karna padega ye.. What the fuck.. How am i supposed to lift this fucking animal up.. Or utha lunga toh bhenchod wahaan takk kon leke jaae.. Wait a second uthaane kaa kissne bola.. Hold up hold up..

Mujhe aaya ek mast idea or main uss jaanwar k saamne aaya mujhse 7-8 inch lamba hoga woh..

Main-Oye bhai tu niche girrega..

Aadmi-Kyun??

Main-Taaki main niche khinch k lejaaun tujhe..

Aadmi-Hahaha.. Nice try kid..

Main-Dekhle main fir jaan bujh k le jaaunga..

Aadmi-I would love to see you try.. Hath lag. G. G. G

Woh aage kuch bol paata usase pehle maine di ek laat uske pait mein jisase woh niche jukha tab maine di apni knee uski naak k uppar jisase woh bhoklaaya saa seedha khadda hua lekin hotey he maine maara ek punch uske munh k uppar ab mujhe dekh sab shocked they wahaan ki ye chutiya kar kya raha hai lekin mujhe isko niche girraana tha.. Woh bechara bhokla gaya tha or kuch kar paata usase pehle maine maari ek laat uski knee k Uppar jisase woh tedha hogaya then main piche hatta or bhaag k di ek flying kick uski chaati mein or ab girra woh jaanwar niche bhenchod bhukamp aagaya tha wahaan.. Girrtey he ab mere pass mouka tha toh maine maari pehli laat uske shoulder k Uppar jisase woh chilaaya or tabhi maine uska wahi hath pakkada or piche khincha and apni dono taangon mein fansa liya, or woh hath main todne he waala tha ki woh bichmein bol padda..

Aadmi-Ok OK... Main taiyaar hun todna nahi todna nahi please..

Main-Toh maadarchod pehle kyun nahi bola.. Gandu..

Ye bol maine ussko chhoda or uski dono taang pakkadi and usko ghaseetane laga toh bhenchod ghaseetane mein bhi gand faad jorr lag raha tha or crowd lagi mujhe bhayanak loudly cheer karne damn i am a fucking genius.. 3 bandey mujhse aage they jo rukk rukk k chal rahe they jinko main easily beat kardene waala tha ab mujhe dekh 1 bandey ne try ki meri strategy lekin usko ulta uss jaanwar ne aisi laat maari ki woh maadarchod 5 feet piche jaake girra.. Ab main usko ghaseet kar sabse aage nikal gaya and seedha judges k saamne jaake chhoda usko.. Holy fucking shit i am exhausted..

Main side mein ek bench par baith kar paani peene laga tab Boe aaya mere pass, uske chehre par ek cunning smile thi..

Boe-That was smart.. Very smart..

Main-T. T. Thanks masterrrr...

I know main jeet chuka tha ye challenges 100% for a fucking fact main jeet chuka tha or ye prove hogaya net 14 minutes baad jab judges ne Boe ko discussion k liye bulaaya and then Boe middle mein aaye..

Boe-2 of you did very well here and only those two will be promoted as you have guessed by now AP will be promoted to Rank 3 and he becomes the fastest to reach rank 3, reaching this milestone in approximately 5 weeks he will be going forward to Rank 3 and now he should be referred as a "Member"..

Bus main wahin blank hogaya khussi k maare bhenchod itani khussi Surendra ko maarke nahi hui thi jitani abhi mujhe horahi thi finally main rank 3 tha yaani ab main officially ek member kehlaaya jaaunga.. Holy fucking shit i can't believe this..

I made it dad i fucking made it..


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[AP 316]

Update-290(Mission - 1)


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Mujhe ab bhi ye ek sapna saa he lag raha tha ki main Rank - 3 mein shaamil hogaya tha woh bhi record k sath this is crazy i can't express my happiness.. Arena se seedha main Uppar aaya jahaan Norman Bovice Randy Snow mojjud they main jaatey he unke saamne ghutne rakh k baith gaya...

Main-I did it...

Woh sablog bahot proud they mere Uppar unse milke main ek floor niche aaya jahaan Ami Chang Niharika and Kevin mojjud they jaatey he main unse galle milla wohlog bahot khuss they like bahot jyaada..

Kevin - It's party time..

Ye bolke wohlog mujhe arena se seedha khinch laaye Main Chang Ami and Kevin ghar aaye jahaan Kevin ne humaari party k liye Sharaab kaa intejaam kar rakha tha jo ajeeb c bottles mein thi bc maano 17th century mein daru pee raha tha main.. Ab obviously daru mujhe easily nasha nahi karti lekin maine unlogon k sath khoob pee like bahot jyaada pee ye meri family thi yahaan par, these guys were my everything here..

Pee pee k humlog wahin dherr hogaye or aankh khuli raat ko dinner k time or nasha itana tha ki dinner karke humlog fir se so gaye.. Next day early morning main utha toh thankfully main apne room mein he so raha tha utha toh hangover se sirdard horaha tha toh main mast garam paani se nahaya jisase mere sir mein bahot farak hua and uske baad main kapde change karke apne routine round par nikal gaya subah subah bc mood fresh ho jaata tha aaj mujhe extra time laga wahaan par kyunki bahot se logon ne mujhe roukk roukk k congratulate kiya ghar aatey - 2 mujhe 7 baj gaye aaj fog bahot jyaada thi bc. Main waapis aaya toh ghar k bahaar mujhe Boe Niharika and Snow mille jo andar he jaa rahe they..

Boe - There he is my most precious diamond..

Main-Morning Master morning Snow Morning Niharika di..

Nina-Morning..

Boe-Good Morning..

Snow-Morning..

Main-Aaj subah subah master, kuch kaam tha?

Boe-Yes.. Chalo walk par..

Main-Sure...

Ye bol hum teeno Arena ki taraf chal paddey..

Boe - Since ab tum Rank 3 mein ho and officially member ban gaye ho toh tumhe ek important baat batani hai mujhe.. Ek Ladki hai jiska name hai Claire league ki member hai or Kevin Chang and Ami inki best friend.. Yaani inhi ki team ki member hai woh spying, gadgets and weapons mein expert hai . So almost 9 din pehle usko ek team k sath Pakistan bheja gaya tha kissi shaks par najar rakhne k liye jiska naam hai Fawad.. Ye Fawad actually Mustafa name k ek most wanted terrorist kaa bhai hai toh humein Fawad k through Mustafa takk pohanchana tha kyunki Mustafa ko seedha dhundana almost impossible hai issliye humne uske bhai k piche ek team bheji uspar najar rakhne k liye and uske through Mustafa ki information pata karne k liye uss team mein Claire ko bhi include kiya gaya tha ab wohlog Lahore gaye uske piche, lekin wahaan mission compromise hogaya jisme apne sab members bachke nikal gaye lekin Claire nahi nikal paayi or usse Fawad ne capture karliya ab humein Intel milli ki Claire still jinda hai or sahi salamat hai toh ab usse nikalne k liye try karne lage humlog but almost sab teams ne mana kardiya wahaan jaane k liye kyunki dangerous place hai or ek shaks k liye koi apni puri team ki jaan jokhim mein nahi daalega toh Claire ko hum nahi nikaal paaye. Kevin tumhe training k bich disturb nahi karna caaahta tha ye bataake lekin ab jab tum Rank - 3 mein pohanch gaye ho or Uppar se tumhaare pass ek team hai jisase tum automatically ek team leader ban gaye ho toh Kevin Chang and Ami caahtey hain ki tum unko leke Claire ko bachaane jaao lekin woh puchne mein sharma rahe hain yaa yun kahun darr rahe hain..

Main-Isme sharmana or darrna kya hai master i'll do it 100% i will.

Snow-Really??

Main-Oh Yeah 100%.Technically woh meri team ki member hai or main apne members ko kabhi piche nahi chhodta never.. I'll get her back..

Boe - True leadership qualities..

Niharika - Just like his dad..

Main-Ab mujhe kya karna hoga woh batao aap.

Boe - First mission par kissi ko lead nahi karne diya jaata but tum jaake Master se baat karo he'll do something for you Kevin ko sath lejaana..

Main-Sure.. Aaplog bhi chalo..

Boe-Humlog toh sath chalenge he..

Main-Aao toh Kevin ko or leletey hain..

Ye bolke humlog waapis ghar aaye jahan hall mein Kevin Chang or Ami naasta kar rahe they..

Boe-Kevin aajaao..

Kevin - Kahaan master??

Boe - AP agreed.. Tumlog Claire ko lene jaa rahe ho..

Ye sun literally un teeno ne apna Khaana wahin k wahin roukk diya..

Kevin - Really???

Niharika - Yes..

Kevin - I Fucking love you boss..

Main-Same. Nohomo.. Aaja jaldi se.

Kevin uchalta hua bahaar aaya or humlog chale town hall ki taraf Norman and Bovice se milne..

Claire In teeno k liye family thi toh woh mere liye bhi family thi or ye sabko pata hai i never leave my family behind..

Humlog townhall pohanchey toh thankfully Norman or Bovice ek sath he they lekin woh ek meeting mein they toh humein bahaar 10-15 minutes wait karna padda and then humlog andar cabin mein gaye andar Norman Bovice and Randy mojjud they humne jaatey he apna sir jhukka k respect dikhaai..

Bovice - Look who is here.. The man the myth..

Main-Morning Master..

Bovice - Morning..

Norman-You know bahot jyaada dangerous hai..

Main-Kya master??

Norman - Woh mission jiski permission lene tum aae ho..

What the fuck.. Ye insaan hai he nahi ye out of this world hai..

Main-Aaapko kaise pata main kya puchne aaya tha..

Norman-I taught you everything, i know you..

Bovice - It will be very difficult by the way.. First toh Pakistan then usme bhi Lahore k jungle and Uppar se ek dangerous terrorist.. Uska ilaaka hai AP woh..

Main-Oh Master dushman k ilaake mein ghusske usko maarne kaa alag he maja hai..

Bovice - Haan lekin wahaan jaake marr jaana ek shame hoga.. Woh bhi ek ladki k liye..

Main-Woh ladki meri team member hai master i'll die for her if i have to..

I know wohlog mera test lerahe they ye sab puchke woh khud caahtey they main jaaun i can read them.

Main-I am ready Master and I'll bring her back.. I promise..

Norman - Are you sure AP..

Main-100%..

Norman - Soch lo..

Main-Soch liya master..

Norman - Ok then.. You can go..

Main-Thank you so much master..

Norman - But new recruits ko akele missions par nahi bheja jaata issliye Snow and Randy tumhaare sath jaaenge as your guides woh harr cheej mein Tumhaari help karenge lekin remember team leader tum he rahoge..

Ye sunke Randy or Snow bahot jyaada khuss hue kyun ye nahi pata mujhe, i think inko feild work passand hoga meri tarah.. 100% bc Randy and Snow itane talented hain pakka inhe feild work passand hoga..

Main-Sure master..

Norman - Remember It's your first mission it'll be hard but remember you got this..

Main-Thanks Master..

Bovice - Make us proud..

Main-I will..

Ye bolke humlog bahaar nikale toh bahaar nikalte he sab khussi se jhum uthe..

Kevin - I Fucking love you boss..

Randy - Same but No Boss word included. Because i am your boss..

Main-Lol..

Boe - Randy and Snow are the happiest finally feild mein jaaoge..

Randy - Oh yeah..

Snow - Fi fucking nally..

Main-Well pack your bags guys looks like we are going to Pakistan..

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