Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Ron10]

AP knows from whom and how and how much money can be taken for which work 300 crores is a lot but why does AP need so much money, what does he want to do. Now let's see what happens

BROTHER WHEN YOU WANT TO RULE SOMETHING YOU NEED POWER AND OTHER THING YOU NEED IS MONEY.

 

[sethi]

Jab poori duniya pe raaj karna hai to paise to chahiye hi. Haryana se bahar nikla hai to bahar ke problems pe nazar Dal sakta hai aur saara samay party politics Ka sochna zaroori Nahin hai.

 

[Shahrukh]

Awesome update bhai keep posting

 

[Tripuri chakraborty]

Awesome update

 

[Htcw456]

Update-225(300 Crore)

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Arun-50 Crore??

Main-Yeah 40 crore in cash and 10 crore in gold or diamonds or both. Kal dophar net 3:30 mera aadmi leke jaaega tere bungalow k saamne se..

Arun-Lekin kyun??

Main - Teri Beti ki salaamati caahiye naa?? Abhi ghar bhijwa raha hun usko..

Arun-200 crore agar tu mujhe bhi bacha le toh..

Main-Bhakk maadarchod itana shyaana nahi hai tu bhosdk tere Uppar ehsaan kar raha hun main, teri beti riha hogayi then tere Uppar keval ek murder charge lagega jabki lagne caahiye 6..

Arun-Come on AP hai tu.. You can do anything you want.. 250 crore.. For fucks shake save me.. Do something...

Main-Hmm.. Make it 300 crores and I'll think about it..

Arun-OK 300 crores done its like 30% of my net worth AP isase samjhlo mujhe paise se matlab nahi hai tum mujhe Bachao bus.. Or paise kaa koi trace takk nahi aaega tere pass takk I promise that.. Safe and clean money main pohancwaaunga..

Main-I can't promise you but agar woh Scarp jinda pakkada gaya toh main kuch nahi kar shakta lekin agar woh Marr gaya toh main tujhe maximum 6-9 months ki jail k sath riha karwa shakta hun.. Or aise nahi budha yaa bimaar prove karke ye kaam vakeelon kaa hai main tujhe clean chit k sath bahaar nikalwaaunga.. Tabtak k liye tu keval cbi waalon ko yahi bolna tujhe Yaad Nahi hai tune hit di thi.. Maybe nashe Mein tha..

Arun-Ok.. I know you can do it.. 300 crores is a lot of money AP remember..

Main-Haan pata hai bhosdk teri net worth se jyaada annual income thi meri kuch din Pehle toh shyaana Matt ban..

Arun-Lekin ab nahi haina issi liye tum itane Desperate ho..

Main-Haan bore Matt kar ab.. Chal niche.. Or munh bahot he kam kholna warna bhosdk teri family k sath sath tujhe bhi thok dunga.. Jaanta hoga naa mujhe.. Chal ab..

300 crore... Holy fucking shit.. 300 crore kaa sawaal tha kuch toh karna padega ab.Main usko niche leke aaya Ranvir k hawaale kiya woh legaya usko wahan se Anjana bhi wahin thi..

Anjana-Hogaya??

Main-Yeah.. Tum uski beti ko bhejdo ghar.. Hitman apna hai uska naam hai Scarp..

Anjana-Scarp?? What??

Main-Yeah.. Naam suna hua lag raha hai mujhe bhi..

Anjana-Suna hua?? Woh literally north India k top hitmans Mein se ek hai.. UP k previous home minister ka murder ussne he kiya tha tabse dhund rahe hain sab isko.. Up haryana punjab Gujarat Delhi and Rajasthan police then Uppar se cbi..

Main-Oh haan UP Home minister Yaad aaya..

Anjana-And keval woh he nahi unke alawa bhi bahot se VIps k naam hain uski list Mein..

Main-Interesting.. Dhundana toh padega..

Anjana-But kaise??

Main-Dhundlenge don't worry.. Itana hard nahi hai..

Anjana-You better..

Main-I will..

Main wahaan se side aaya ab ek hitman ko kon dhund shakta hai jaldi se obviously usase bada hitman issliye maine turant Chang ko call kiya..

Chang-Yes boss.. All done mast saa ghar leliya hai bheed bhi jyaada nahi hai..

Main-Awesome.. Sun Scarp karke kissi ko jaanta hai..

Chang-Scarp..??? Hitman hai shayad right?? UP Home minister thakur ko headshot deke popular hua tha and uske baad popular hota he gaya.. wahi naa??

Main - Yeah..

Chang-Kya karna hai thokna hai??

Main-Naa.. Pata kar toh Kahaan hai ye.. Delhi Mein he hai obviously lekin Kahaan woh pata kar. Mere liye ye cbi waalon k sath millke usko dhundana impossible hoga lekin tere liye bahot easy rahega..

Chang-Yeah.. Jaldi call karta dhundke.

Call disconnected..

Chang dhundlega usko bahot easily Scarp ko popular hona passand hai lekin iske sath sath woh police se chupp ke bhi rehta hai but uske Baap se kaise chippega.. Uska popular hona he Gand marrwaaega uski just wait and watch.. Ab mujhe lagi thi bhaari bhook 5 baj gaye they shyaam k or bc maine subah naasta he kiya tha keval.. Issliye main or Ami CBI ki canteen Mein aaye and Khaana order kiya jo kafi jaldi aagaya meri table par surprisingly.. Achi service hai bc.. Lekin meri ye thought galat saabit hui woh Khaana taste karne k Baad.. I know Humein khaane ki disrespect nahi karni caahiye and all but woh Khaana bahot he waahiyaat tha literally kachha parantha, bahot he bakwas sabji and like 15 saal puraani dahi.. Maine ek bite leke turant Saara Khaana wahin rakha..

Main-I am not eating this.. No fucking way mera pait itana atyachar nahi seh shakta already Gand marri rehti hai uski..

Ami- This is bad..

Main-Chal bahaar kahin khaaenge..

Main or Ami khaddey hue main counter par gaya usko bill diya..

Main-Maadarchod kissi din lambe se jail jaaega..

Shopkeeper-Kyun?? Maine kya kiya..

Main - Maadarchod ye jhant bharr kaa Khaana khaake pakka koi naa koi Marr jaaega kissi din or teri aisi Maa chudegi ki samjh Mein Bhi nahi aaega bhen k lawde.. Kamse kam pakkao toh khaane ko.. Or taaja dahi laane Mein Kya Gand fatt jaati hai maadarchod teri, ye jehar khilla khilla Gand maardey sabki..

Usko hadkaake main or Ami niche aaye and headquarters se bahaar aake saamne ek mast se restaurant Mein gaye Khaana khaane and wahaan Jaake bharr pait Khaana khaaya tab Jaake sans aaya..

Main-Holy fuck finally...

Wahaan se Bill pay karke hum waapis cbi headquarters Mein aaye he they ki mera phone baja jo Chang ka tha..

Main-Bol..

Chang-Scarp Mill gaya..

Main-Perfect.. Kidhar hai??

Chang-Chawri bajar gali number 2 Building no. 23 Floor 3rd Shop number 31,32 And 33..Joint shops hain ye cricket equipment ki shop hai puri wahaan hai woh..

Main-Dikhta kaisa hai koi idea??

Chang-Yeah.. 5"10-6"00 Height halka sanwla rang heavy built sareer gym waali body hai kaafi heavy.. And most important uske aankh or lips k bich Mein gaal k Uppar ek scar hai medium sa Dhyaan dene par dikhta hai..

Main-Awesome.. Abhi nikalta.. Sun tu bhi pohanch udhar.. Jarurat paddi toh bolunga..

Chang-Cool..

Call disconnected..

Main-Let's go..

Ami-Mill gaya??

Main-Yep..

Main or Ami interrogation room ki side aaye Jahaan ek room Mein Ranvir and uski team lunch kar rahe they..

Main-Guys.. Scarp mill gaya..

Ye sun woh sab k sab rukk gaye..

Ranvir-What??

Main-Yeah let's go we gotta move quick..

Ranvir - Let's go guys..

Unhone Khaana waise kaa waise he Chhoda and turant bhaagtey hue niche aaye humlog..

Ranvir-Kahaan Jaana Hai?? Or kitani probability hai..
Ab obviously unhe sahi jagah nahi bataane waala tha puri tarah se main kyunki mujhe ussko maarna tha kaise bhi karke 300 crore kaa sawaal tha bc.. 300 crore..

Main-Meri news hai matlab 100% probability.. Chawri bajaar Galli number 2 building 21,22,2324,25,26,27,28,29,30 and 31..inmein se kissi ek Mein Hai woh remember kaisa dikhta hai woh..

Maine unhe same details di jo Chang ne mujhe di thi.Humlog 2 gaadiyon Mein Chaawri bajaar pohanchey Jahaan bhenchod bhayaanak bheed thi..

Ranvir - Yelo Bluetooth devices.. Humlog teams Mein devide honge sabse Pehle dhundenge usko and then koi hero nahi banega hitman hai woh and uska ilaaka hai ye toh Bluetooth par apni location bataaoge and then sab wahaan pohanchenge Humein woh jinda caahiye remember jinda..

Ab meri team Mein aaya Main Ami and Ranvir and Humein milli shops 30.. Gajab.. Obviously mujhe pata tha Scarp 31,32 and 33 Mein Hai but main usase akela millna caahta tha.

Ranvir-Chalo..

Main-Kya chalo.. Bc hitman hai woh koi gun wagairaah toh dey..

Ranvir - Gun or tujhe?? Chutiya samjha hai kya.. Tujhe ek chaaku bhi nahi millne waala.. Main hun tere sath mere pass hai gun..

Main-Waah bc.. Nice vote of confidence..

Ab hum uss building Mein aae.. Maine apne munh par rumaal baandha ki bhenchod dekhtey he pehchaan naa jaae maadarchod.. Ab wahaan bhayaanak bheed thi bc..

Main-Faill jaatey hain aise toh 3 din bhi naa millega.. Ami or tum Yahaan dekho main Uppar waale floor par hun or please bhai bulaatey he aajaana agar mille toh kyunki hitman hai woh remember guns ki kami nahi hogi uske pass..

Ranvir-OK.. Lets move..

Main Uppar aaya Jahaan 31, 32 and 33 shop number thi.. Jaisa chang ne bataaya ye ek joint shop thi puri bc badi faili hui cricket bats, balls, helmets, kits, gloves etcetera sab sajaake rakha tha ek dum luxury shop thi and andar bheed bhi kaafi thi.. Ye actually Scarp ki he shop thi jo woh apni real identity se chala raha tha.. Main shop Mein ghussa toh kaafi salesman they wahan par ab wahan dikha mujhe Chang ussne bhi rumaal baandha tha munh par and Chasma lagaya tha aankhon par maine uski taraf aankh maari and ussne bhi mundi hilaai meri taraf.. Ussne ishaare se bola ki andar hai Scarp.. Saamne office tha..

Main gaya wahaan gate open tha main khol he raha tha ki ek salesman bol padda..

Salesman-Kahaan bhaiya??

Main-Owner se millna hai.. Actually main ek cricket tournament organize karwa raha hun national level par and uski sponsorship ko leke baat karni hai mujhe..

Salesman - OK.. Knock toh kar mere bhai atleast..

Main-Sorry..

Salesman - Jaao..

Ye sun main andar enter hua and gate bandh karke aage aaya toh andar koi nahi tha washroom Mein paani ki awaaj aarahi thi yaani washroom Mein tha woh.. Office k bichmein ek table and uske dono side chairs thi toh main ek Chair par baith gaya washroom mere saamne tha uske gate par he najar thi meri lekin meri najar tab hatti jab piche se kissi ne meri khopdi par banduk touch karwaai..

"AP itana smart toh naa hai tu???"

Main piche mudda toh ye Scarp tha bc ek dum suited buited maano sachi Mein he shopkeeper ho ye.. Uske cehre par ek muskaan thi kyunki uska plan successful hua actually Washroom Mein Koi tha he nahi bus paani chalaya tha ussne mujhe aata dekh k taaki sound se mera Dhyaan uss taraf jaae and woh idhar udhar kone Mein se nikal k aae..

Scarp- Mujhe tabhi pata chal gaya tha bc jab tujhe iss case par lagaya cbi ne. Mujhe maalum tha tu dhund lega mujhe aaj nahi toh kal dhund he lega.. Or Dhund kar tu akela he aaega mere pass kyunki sabke saamne thodi maar shakta hai mujhe tu..

Main-Main kyun maarunga bc tujhe.

Scarp-Kissi ko jinda pakkada hai aajtak tune?? I know cbi waale mujhe jinda caahtey hain lekin tu thehra ek psychopath obviously unko chutiya banaake tu akela aaega and mujhe thok dega toh main wait he tera kar raha tha.. Lekin tu toh chutiya hai bc..

Main-Main bahot jyaada smart hun bhenchod..

Maine ye bola he tha ki piche se uski khopdi par Chang ne gun taan di..

Main-Surprise motherfucker...

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[mr.pothikj]

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[DAIVIK-RAJ]

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[A.B.KING]

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[AP 316]

Update-226(Trust The Game)
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Main-Ab bol be kon hai smart..

Scarp-main still tujhe maarke he marrunga agar marrna he hai toh..

Main-2 baatein nahi tu mujhe nahi maar shakta tere piche waale papa tujhse bahot jyaada tejj hain trigger takk teri ungali jaaegi usase Pehle teri khopdi kholdega woh.. And secondly tujhe maarne nahi aaya hun main..

Scarp-Kya Matlab maarne nahi aaya hai.. Tu AP hai I know mujhe maarne he aaya hai tu..

Main-Nahi be bhosdk mere pass gun takk nahi hai or maarna hota toh abtak thok chuka hota tujhe lawde aise teri seat par baithke tere jhant bharr k washroom plan k andar nahi fansta main gandu.. Ab gun niche kar isase Pehle main apna mind badal lun..

Scarp ne mujhe ghurra then gun niche daali and hath Uppar kar liye..

Main-Hath niche kar gandu.. Chang easy jaa shakta hai tu..

Chang-Good luck..

Ye bolke Chang chala gaya wahaan se or main waapis chair par baitha..

Scarp-Kya caahiye?? Ab mujhe jinda chhoda hai tune toh koi choti moti baat toh hogi nahi..

Main-Hmm.. Exactly.. Toh main tujhe arrest karne aaya hun obviously Baaki cbi waale dhund rahe hain still tujhe arrest karne ko..

Scarp-Deal kya hai??

Main-Tu arrest hoga..

Scarp-Or aisa main kyun karunga..

Main-Kyunki maine kaha hai.. Ab sun tujhe karna kya hai.. Tujhe arrest karke lejaaenge cbi waale tu maanlega tune maara sabko..

Scarp-Ek second ek second tu samjh nahi raha hai mere Uppar kitane murder cases hain ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai iske alawa 21 murder cases or hain..

Main-Haan i know lekin woh Scarp k Uppar hain..

Scarp-Main he Scarp hun..

Main-Kissne bola?? Tu Scarp hai he nahi.. Bus simple c baat hai tu ek hitman hai naya naya aaya tha dhandey Mein or ye tera Pehla contract tha jo tune kiya.. Scarp lawda Scarp tu toh bus fan hai uska bus hawa banaane k liye bola tha . Ye bolna.. Bhenchod tujhe dekha thodi hai kissi ne jo prove kardega tu Scarp hai..

Scarp-Interesting.. You are smart I give you that..

Main-I know.. Ab sun tu maanlega tune kiya tha emotional hojaana court Mein ki paise caahiye they blah blah blah and sab maanlena in 6 murders se related.. Then tujhe jail hogi bahot lambi..

Scarp-What?? Then faayda kya hua..

Main-Bhosdk sun le.. Sun le.. Time kam hai mere pass.. Tujhe jail hogi lambi but tere good behavior and guilty plead karne ki wajah se tujhe district jail Mein he rakha jaaega Jahaan se tu Bhaag jaaega obviously tere dost toh honge he bahot saare jo nikalwa lenge tujhe..

Scarp-Oh nice Bhaag k Kahaan jaaunga?? Pure India ki police dhundegi mujhe or tabtak toh mera chehra bhi public hojaaega...

Main-Chull bahot hai tujhe.. Haina?? Bhosdk.. Ye sab karne k liye main tujhe 40 crore Rupaye dunga.. 40 crore isme tu caahe toh jail se bhaagke videsh Jaa shakta hai yaa plastic surgery karwaake Yahaan raja maharaja type reh shakta hai.. 40 crore.. Imagine.. Tujhe puri jindagi kuch karne ki jarurat nahi padegi or ye tujhe bhi pata hai ki district jail se tu easily nikal shakta hai or even bhenchod high security jail Mein Bhi tujhe lejaaya gaya jo hoga nahi lekin lejaaya bhi gaya toh bc itana paisa hoga tere pass ki tu easily nikal jaaega wahaan se bhi.. Contacts toh honge he tere jo tujhe bhaga lenge.. Or naa bhi hon toh paison k liye toh karenge he..

Scarp-40 Crore ???40 Crore..

Main-Yes 40 crore.. Bhosdk main Deal Deraha hun soch teri kismat kitani achi hai warna abtak teri dead body paddi hoti Yahaan..

Scarp-Or mujhe bus accept karna hai??

Main-Well Haan lekin uske sath sath tujhe bahot kuch bolna hai.. Deal lega??

Scarp-Kya bolna hai??

Main-Yahi ki Arun ne ek din bar Mein daru peeke tujhe uski kahani sunaai ki kaise usska damaad uski beti par julam karta hai or kitana dukhi hai isko leke woh.. Toh tune usse kaha ki tu usko thikaane laga shakta hai and then nashe Mein Arun ne Maan li ye baator apne damaad k khilaaf anaab shanaab bakkne laga Kehne laga usse Jaan se maar do woh paise dega tujhe and jisse tune apne mobile Mein record karliya and then uske baad jab agle din Arun ne tujhe mana kardiya ki usse deal nahi caahiye usse kissi ko nahi marwaana tab tune usse blackmail kiya woh video dikhaake.. Or kaha ki mere bhi usool hai ab piche nahi hatt shakta tu ab deal leni hogi warna tu usse expose kardega.. Lekin Arun ne mana kiya or tujhe deal k paise diye lekin maarne ko mana kardiya but tujhe usko thokana tha woh ghatiya aadmi tha issliye tune deal off hone k Baad bhi Usko thok diya...

Scarp-Holy fuck.. Itana bada game khel raha hai tu.. Oh my god.. What?? Itana bada game. Arun k liye?? Aisa kya diya ussne tujhe?? Woh bc tujhe kya de shakta hai?? Tera Jaan pehchaan ka hai kya??

Main-Jo bhi lagaale..

Scarp-This is crazy.. Tu Bc kya kar raha hai.. Itana lamba chauda game..

Main-I know I am a genius.Bol ab deal lega.. Yaa dusara option hai main tujhe Scarp prove kardunga jo badi baat nahi hai or tujhe seedha faansi hogi.. Yaa third option main fir koi plan banaaunga and tujhe thokdunga..

Scarp-Done. 40 crore.. Wired to 3 international bank accounts jinki details ye hain. 10 - 15-15 crore per bank account.. Ye offshore accounts hain mere..

Ye bolke ussne ek list di mujhe..

Main-Done.. Dhyaan rahe Kahaani badalni nahi hai bhosdk..

Scarp-I know I am Smart.. Tu bhi apne waade se mukarna nahi warna barbaad kardunga tujhe main beshak uske baad maardena mujhe tu..

Main-Hahaha.. AP Hun main bhosdk.. Lets go ab cbi waalon ko bula raha hun main bahaar Jaake.. Remember the game.. Trust the game.. Follow the game..

Ye bolke main wahaan se bahaar aaya and Bluetooth par bola..

Main-Mujhe mill gaya hai woh Ranvir Uppar waala floor shop number 31..

Ranvir - Confirmed wahi hai??

Main-100% jaldi..

Ranvir-OK team lets move jaldi se pohancho..

All-Copy..

Main wahan khadda tha sabse Pehle Ranvir And Ami aaye wahaan..

Ranvir-Ye shop Mein??

Main-Haan.. Andar office mein..

Uske Baad ek ek kar k puri team aai..

Ranvir-Remember guys jinda caahiye woh Humein.. AP piche rehna tu.. Lets get ready guys.. Guns out..

Ye sun wohlog sab ek sath hue guns nikaali and "cbi hath Uppar cbi hath Uppar" chilaatey hue shop k andar se hotey hue seedha office Mein ghuss gaye.. Main bahaar he tha kuch minutes Mein wohlog Scarp ko leke aaye ussne mujhe dekha maine usski taraf aankh maari and main wahaan se niche ki taraf aaya.. Ab mera plan full proof tha kyunki 1% chance bhi nahi tha ki cbi ye prove kar shakti thi ki ye he Scarp hai and 1% bhi chance nahi tha ki CBI ye prove kar degi ki Scarp jo bolega Arun k baare Mein woh Juth hai.. Yaani plan 1 se 100 takk fully working tha.. Koi loopholes nahi they.. 310 Crore profit i'll take that happily.. 5 ghantey Mein 310 crore bc I am more then happy... Scarp ko dusari Gaadi mein daala main or Ami dusari Mein they and humlog nikale cbi headquarters k liye.. Cbi headquarters pohanchey toh main seedha Anjana k pass gaya...

Anjana-You are a genius.. Absolute genius.. You solved the entire case then caught a most wanted hitman in just 3 hours.. You are a goddamn genius..

Main-I know.. Ab jaaun main??

Anjana - Yeah sure.. Tumhaare liye ek flat dekha hai maine 2bhk hai..

Main-Naa. Maine ghar leliya hai..

Anjana-Ghar?? Paise Kahaan se aae..

Main-Roorkee se.. Black kaa paisa...

Anjana-Nice..nice..Ye black k paise se durr raho toh acha hoga kuch lakhs k liye jindagi bharr k liye jaaoge..

Main-Oh yeah.. I know that ab cbi Mein hun toh black kaa paisa rakhne kaa risk na lunga.. Fuck black money..

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[AP 316]

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