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Main-Pata nahi bhai kab samjhenge, kuch cheejein hain jinhe main nahi roukk shakta or 2.0 usme sabse Uppar hai..

Ami-Woh tab samjhenge jab unhe sab sach bata doge..

Main-Woh kabhi nahi hone waala.

Ami-Bus toh woh bhi kabhi nahi samjhenge.

Main-Makes sense.. Fuck. Ek kaam kar Chang ko bol jaldi dhund Anil ko. Usko niptaake jaldi nikal letey hain.. Jyaada time diya inko toh inke pass bhi plan hoga..

Ami-Cool..

Main andar aaya, next exam kal tha or tayaari maine sabki kar he Lee thi toh ab unki dikkat naa thi. Mujhe abhi 3 cheejon se nipatana tha first Anil second Somveer and third Abeer and team.. Bhenchod it's like everybody vs me. Thanos Thodi hun main jo sab k sath ladunga.. Fuck this shit..

Main Ye sab soch raha tha ki Ami aai mere room Mein..

Ami-Boss check this out..

Main bahaar aaya toh TV Mein news chal rahi thi. Or news k according Anil k against haryana Mein bahot bada warrant nikala tha kyunki aaj jo sab hua uss se Anil ka direct connection tha kyunki DK Uska banda tha and Baaki sab bhi Roorkee se they and uske he bandey they or gajab baat ye thi ki ye case Anjali and team ko sonpa gaya tha woh bhi Deva bhai k dwaara... Yaani ab officially Wohlog vs Me kaa situation tha humara target same tha bus farak keval itana tha woh usse jail bhejenge and main Uppar.. Anil ab bokhlaa gaya hoga kyunki ab woh publicly sabke saamne hai toh Filhaal Andrew's usase durr he rahega Andrew's iss chutiye k liye risk nahi lega.. Yaani Anil kaa plan Filhaal k liya rukk gaya tha or jabtak chaalu hoga tabtak main thok chuka hounga usko..

Ami-Wohlog challenge kar rahe hain boss tumhe..

Main-Yeah.. Hahaha.. But again kar kuch nahi paayenge..

Ab humlog news dekh rahe they tab wahaan Aditi Deep ek woh second ladki and ek or ladka woh 4 bandey aaye jo bache they..

Main-Hey guys.. Theek hain Tumhaare friends??

Aditi-Yeah they are fine..

Deep-This is all because of you AP.. Tumhaare liye aaye they wohlog and price bharra Humne..

Main-Beta ye sab mera charge lene se Pehle sochana caahiye tha I am AP bhosdk alkaayda waale bhi thokana caahtey hain mujhe.. Tab toh khussi khussi leliya case "oh AP! Haan hum dekhlenge usko" ab main kya karun or bhosdk tum sabki Jaan Bhi maine he bachaai don't forget that..

Deep-Yeah thanks for that.. But still its your fault..

Main-Ye bolta reh khud se.. I saved your lives warna tu udhar trator k piche Gand chippa k baitha rehta or sochta rehta dusara banda kya karega..

Aditi-It's fine its our job. Deep bus thoda gussa hai..

Main - Then usse khudpar gussa hona caahiye agar aaj main nahi hota toh you all would've been dead issliye keh raha hun you guys need me haryana need me India needs me..

Aditi-Yeah we know not everyone can be heartless, merciless and soulless like you..

Main-Yeah or agar mera ye sab hona mujhe jinda rakhta hai toh main Heartless he theek hun atleast Tumhaari tarah ye toh nahi sochta main ki apne sathiyon ko bachaaun yaa khudko.. I don't work like that if someone is there to harm me I won't give him a second chance..

Ye bolke main apne room Mein aaya i love myself bc no homo lekin I love myself bhenchod I am a gawd.. Ab mujhe ek or baat aaj pata chali ki mere total 5 he exams hain or unmein se 2 mein pass hogaya toh bhi bahot hai mere liye yaani mujhe bus ek exam or dena tha and Baaki Mein fail hogaya toh bhi next semester mein firse dedunga.. Ab hua ye ki next day mera second exam tha or aaj humlog Ekdum silently Jaane waale they alag routes se mere sath Aditi or uske Baaki bache 4 members and Ami thi.. Black color ki bolero mein they humlog or ghum k gaye Ekdum alag he raaste se.. College pohanchey and aaj mere hath yaa pair kahin koi hathkadi naa lagi or main mast Raja maharaja type class Mein aaya again late tha main exam suru hochuka tha or again wahi jhant madam thi class Mein and again Saari class ne mujhe ghurra main andar aaya apni sheet and question paper leke seat par aaya..

Ashish-Haash bc aagaya tu mujhe laga tha tujhe goli woli lag gayi kal..

Main-Aji lund mera aise he goli lag jaati hogi..

Madam-Shut up back there..

Main-Ye sunegi merese aaj pakka..

Abhi-Bc kal kya mast kand kiya tu.. Sabko thok diya..

Main-Yep..

Madam-Suna nahi kya shut up..

Ab maine un sabko bhaari ignore maara and apna paper karne laga, or Juth nahi bolunga paper bhaari hard tha bc lekin aaj jyaadatar bache paper kar rahe they Nicki madam padhaati hai issliye.. Maine kam he padha tha but woh bahot tha maine 65-70% k aas pass exam kardiya and mast baith gaya..

Ashish - Bc hogaya??

Main-Jitana aata tha woh karliya..

Ashish-Kitana??

Main-70 % k aas pass..

Ashish-Bc 60 toh maine he karliya hoga..

Main-Toh dalle mujhse Pehle Ka baitha hai tu or pure semester Gand Marrai tune main padha he 2 - 3 ghantey hoga.. Farak nahi hoga kya..

"Chup nahi hona Matlab"

Ye awaaj uss madam ki thi jo mere bahot close khaddi thi ye kab aai bhenchod meri Gand fatt gayi Ekdum se..

Main-What the fuck is wrong with you..

Madam-Excuse me language...

Main-Shut the fuck up get the fuck away from me you dumbass clown looking bitch..

Ye sun woh madam safed hogayi usse vishwas naa hua jo ussne suna uspar..

Madam-You can't talk to me like that..

Main-I just did you psycho ass bitch. Ab mere se durr hoja bhenchod 1000rs per paper mein duty lagti hai tumhari or chonchle bhenchod Principal waale hain tumhaare ye puri class Mein main he dikhta hun tujhe.. And listen to me bitch mujhe cheating ki jarurat nahi padti ye exam Mein likha hai uska ek ek word bata shakta hun tujhe.. Issliye shut the fuck up yaa toh sabko chup karwaa yaa fir khud chup reh and get the fuck back where you belong trash ass dumb fucking idiotic bitch..

Woh madam rone ko hogayi bhenchod puri class ghurr rahi thi usko bache hansi roukke paddey they..

Main-Suna nahi?? Hindi Mein bolun??..

Ye sun woh madam wahan se seedha Jaake apni chair par baith gayi aise maano class Mein Hai he nahi woh..

Ashish-What the fuck was that bhenchod Pehle principal ab ye?? Kya hogaya hai tujhe..

Main-Bhosdk aisi laat maardunga Gand par ki saari jindagi seedha naa so payega gandu kbc khel raha hai mere sath sawaal par sawaal sawaal par sawaal bhenchod banaun tera Amitabh Bachchan bhosdk saste uday Chopra..

Ashish-bhosdk .

Main-Bhosdk aage Dekhle fail hogaya toh tera Baap Gand tod dega teri..

Ab time hua main apna paper dene gaya aage uss madam ko paper diya maine ussne mujhe ghurra..

Main-Bhosdki ghurr kya rahi hai.. Paise leke nakal he marwati rahiyo saari jindagi abhi police ko bata diya toh seedha jail Mein maarenge faink k..

Arushi-AP.. Chup.. Jaa Bhaag.. Hogaya bus .

Main-Sorry..Bachaliya ladki ne tujhe warna aaj tera game baja deta main..

Ye bolke maine middle finger dikhaai usko and mast aaram se bahaar aaya.. Toh bahaar Aditi wagairaah sab they.. Ami bhi thi wahaan but uska chehra thoda awkward saa tha..

Main - Kya hua??

Ami-Chang kaa call aaya tha Bhabhi hospital Mein Hain..

Main-Kya?? Kyun?? Kya hua?? Lets go hospital abhi..

Aditi-Sorry AP we can't bring you there.. Or le bhi chalein toh Deva sir ne saaf mana kiya hai woh andar nahi Jaane denge tumhe..

Main-What the fuck do you mean..

Ami-Boss.. Listen babhi theek hain Ekdum bus hath or pair Mein chot lagi hai..

Main-Hua kya lekin??

Ami-Accident, Jaan bujh k kiya gaya tha lekin or 100% Anil k Bandon ne kiya tha kyunki Deva bhai ne uske against warrant nikalwaaya uske liye message bhej raha tha woh.. Bokhla gaya hai, ab publicly sabke saamne aagaya haina woh toh Andrew's ab usase durr hogaya hai toh issliye..

Main-Listen to me Ami Chang ko bol mujhe aaj shyaam takk Anil caahiye agar nahi milla toh usse pata hai kya hoga.. Issliye mujhe Anil caahiye.. Aaj he.. I don't give a fuck kaise kissi ko bhi maaro mujhe Anil caahiye..

Ami-Got you boss..

Babhi ko involve nahi karna caahiye tha usko naa naa Abeer yaa Team Mein se kissi k sath karta woh toh main sehleta lekin babhi kaa insab se koi relation nahi hai or ussne babhi ko bichmein laake bahot badi galati kardi.. No one hurts my family and lives..

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Main-Pata nahi bhai kab samjhenge, kuch cheejein hain jinhe main nahi roukk shakta or 2.0 usme sabse Uppar hai..

Ami-Woh tab samjhenge jab unhe sab sach bata doge..

Main-Woh kabhi nahi hone waala.

Ami-Bus toh woh bhi kabhi nahi samjhenge.

Main-Makes sense.. Fuck. Ek kaam kar Chang ko bol jaldi dhund Anil ko. Usko niptaake jaldi nikal letey hain.. Jyaada time diya inko toh inke pass bhi plan hoga..

Ami-Cool..

Main andar aaya, next exam kal tha or tayaari maine sabki kar he Lee thi toh ab unki dikkat naa thi. Mujhe abhi 3 cheejon se nipatana tha first Anil second Somveer and third Abeer and team.. Bhenchod it's like everybody vs me. Thanos Thodi hun main jo sab k sath ladunga.. Fuck this shit..

Main Ye sab soch raha tha ki Ami aai mere room Mein..

Ami-Boss check this out..

Main bahaar aaya toh TV Mein news chal rahi thi. Or news k according Anil k against haryana Mein bahot bada warrant nikala tha kyunki aaj jo sab hua uss se Anil ka direct connection tha kyunki DK Uska banda tha and Baaki sab bhi Roorkee se they and uske he bandey they or gajab baat ye thi ki ye case Anjali and team ko sonpa gaya tha woh bhi Deva bhai k dwaara... Yaani ab officially Wohlog vs Me kaa situation tha humara target same tha bus farak keval itana tha woh usse jail bhejenge and main Uppar.. Anil ab bokhlaa gaya hoga kyunki ab woh publicly sabke saamne hai toh Filhaal Andrew's usase durr he rahega Andrew's iss chutiye k liye risk nahi lega.. Yaani Anil kaa plan Filhaal k liya rukk gaya tha or jabtak chaalu hoga tabtak main thok chuka hounga usko..

Ami-Wohlog challenge kar rahe hain boss tumhe..

Main-Yeah.. Hahaha.. But again kar kuch nahi paayenge..

Ab humlog news dekh rahe they tab wahaan Aditi Deep ek woh second ladki and ek or ladka woh 4 bandey aaye jo bache they..

Main-Hey guys.. Theek hain Tumhaare friends??

Aditi-Yeah they are fine..

Deep-This is all because of you AP.. Tumhaare liye aaye they wohlog and price bharra Humne..

Main-Beta ye sab mera charge lene se Pehle sochana caahiye tha I am AP bhosdk alkaayda waale bhi thokana caahtey hain mujhe.. Tab toh khussi khussi leliya case "oh AP! Haan hum dekhlenge usko" ab main kya karun or bhosdk tum sabki Jaan Bhi maine he bachaai don't forget that..

Deep-Yeah thanks for that.. But still its your fault..

Main-Ye bolta reh khud se.. I saved your lives warna tu udhar trator k piche Gand chippa k baitha rehta or sochta rehta dusara banda kya karega..

Aditi-It's fine its our job. Deep bus thoda gussa hai..

Main - Then usse khudpar gussa hona caahiye agar aaj main nahi hota toh you all would've been dead issliye keh raha hun you guys need me haryana need me India needs me..

Aditi-Yeah we know not everyone can be heartless, merciless and soulless like you..

Main-Yeah or agar mera ye sab hona mujhe jinda rakhta hai toh main Heartless he theek hun atleast Tumhaari tarah ye toh nahi sochta main ki apne sathiyon ko bachaaun yaa khudko.. I don't work like that if someone is there to harm me I won't give him a second chance..

Ye bolke main apne room Mein aaya i love myself bc no homo lekin I love myself bhenchod I am a gawd.. Ab mujhe ek or baat aaj pata chali ki mere total 5 he exams hain or unmein se 2 mein pass hogaya toh bhi bahot hai mere liye yaani mujhe bus ek exam or dena tha and Baaki Mein fail hogaya toh bhi next semester mein firse dedunga.. Ab hua ye ki next day mera second exam tha or aaj humlog Ekdum silently Jaane waale they alag routes se mere sath Aditi or uske Baaki bache 4 members and Ami thi.. Black color ki bolero mein they humlog or ghum k gaye Ekdum alag he raaste se.. College pohanchey and aaj mere hath yaa pair kahin koi hathkadi naa lagi or main mast Raja maharaja type class Mein aaya again late tha main exam suru hochuka tha or again wahi jhant madam thi class Mein and again Saari class ne mujhe ghurra main andar aaya apni sheet and question paper leke seat par aaya..

Ashish-Haash bc aagaya tu mujhe laga tha tujhe goli woli lag gayi kal..

Main-Aji lund mera aise he goli lag jaati hogi..

Madam-Shut up back there..

Main-Ye sunegi merese aaj pakka..

Abhi-Bc kal kya mast kand kiya tu.. Sabko thok diya..

Main-Yep..

Madam-Suna nahi kya shut up..

Ab maine un sabko bhaari ignore maara and apna paper karne laga, or Juth nahi bolunga paper bhaari hard tha bc lekin aaj jyaadatar bache paper kar rahe they Nicki madam padhaati hai issliye.. Maine kam he padha tha but woh bahot tha maine 65-70% k aas pass exam kardiya and mast baith gaya..

Ashish - Bc hogaya??

Main-Jitana aata tha woh karliya..

Ashish-Kitana??

Main-70 % k aas pass..

Ashish-Bc 60 toh maine he karliya hoga..

Main-Toh dalle mujhse Pehle Ka baitha hai tu or pure semester Gand Marrai tune main padha he 2 - 3 ghantey hoga.. Farak nahi hoga kya..

"Chup nahi hona Matlab"

Ye awaaj uss madam ki thi jo mere bahot close khaddi thi ye kab aai bhenchod meri Gand fatt gayi Ekdum se..

Main-What the fuck is wrong with you..

Madam-Excuse me language...

Main-Shut the fuck up get the fuck away from me you dumbass clown looking bitch..

Ye sun woh madam safed hogayi usse vishwas naa hua jo ussne suna uspar..

Madam-You can't talk to me like that..

Main-I just did you psycho ass bitch. Ab mere se durr hoja bhenchod 1000rs per paper mein duty lagti hai tumhari or chonchle bhenchod Principal waale hain tumhaare ye puri class Mein main he dikhta hun tujhe.. And listen to me bitch mujhe cheating ki jarurat nahi padti ye exam Mein likha hai uska ek ek word bata shakta hun tujhe.. Issliye shut the fuck up yaa toh sabko chup karwaa yaa fir khud chup reh and get the fuck back where you belong trash ass dumb fucking idiotic bitch..

Woh madam rone ko hogayi bhenchod puri class ghurr rahi thi usko bache hansi roukke paddey they..

Main-Suna nahi?? Hindi Mein bolun??..

Ye sun woh madam wahan se seedha Jaake apni chair par baith gayi aise maano class Mein Hai he nahi woh..

Ashish-What the fuck was that bhenchod Pehle principal ab ye?? Kya hogaya hai tujhe..

Main-Bhosdk aisi laat maardunga Gand par ki saari jindagi seedha naa so payega gandu kbc khel raha hai mere sath sawaal par sawaal sawaal par sawaal bhenchod banaun tera Amitabh Bachchan bhosdk saste uday Chopra..

Ashish-bhosdk .

Main-Bhosdk aage Dekhle fail hogaya toh tera Baap Gand tod dega teri..

Ab time hua main apna paper dene gaya aage uss madam ko paper diya maine ussne mujhe ghurra..

Main-Bhosdki ghurr kya rahi hai.. Paise leke nakal he marwati rahiyo saari jindagi abhi police ko bata diya toh seedha jail Mein maarenge faink k..

Arushi-AP.. Chup.. Jaa Bhaag.. Hogaya bus .

Main-Sorry..Bachaliya ladki ne tujhe warna aaj tera game baja deta main..

Ye bolke maine middle finger dikhaai usko and mast aaram se bahaar aaya.. Toh bahaar Aditi wagairaah sab they.. Ami bhi thi wahaan but uska chehra thoda awkward saa tha..

Main - Kya hua??

Ami-Chang kaa call aaya tha Bhabhi hospital Mein Hain..

Main-Kya?? Kyun?? Kya hua?? Lets go hospital abhi..

Aditi-Sorry AP we can't bring you there.. Or le bhi chalein toh Deva sir ne saaf mana kiya hai woh andar nahi Jaane denge tumhe..

Main-What the fuck do you mean..

Ami-Boss.. Listen babhi theek hain Ekdum bus hath or pair Mein chot lagi hai..

Main-Hua kya lekin??

Ami-Accident, Jaan bujh k kiya gaya tha lekin or 100% Anil k Bandon ne kiya tha kyunki Deva bhai ne uske against warrant nikalwaaya uske liye message bhej raha tha woh.. Bokhla gaya hai, ab publicly sabke saamne aagaya haina woh toh Andrew's ab usase durr hogaya hai toh issliye..

Main-Listen to me Ami Chang ko bol mujhe aaj shyaam takk Anil caahiye agar nahi milla toh usse pata hai kya hoga.. Issliye mujhe Anil caahiye.. Aaj he.. I don't give a fuck kaise kissi ko bhi maaro mujhe Anil caahiye..

Ami-Got you boss..

Babhi ko involve nahi karna caahiye tha usko naa naa Abeer yaa Team Mein se kissi k sath karta woh toh main sehleta lekin babhi kaa insab se koi relation nahi hai or ussne babhi ko bichmein laake bahot badi galati kardi.. No one hurts my family and lives..

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Update-216(Anger)

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Main-Pata nahi bhai kab samjhenge, kuch cheejein hain jinhe main nahi roukk shakta or 2.0 usme sabse Uppar hai..

Ami-Woh tab samjhenge jab unhe sab sach bata doge..

Main-Woh kabhi nahi hone waala.

Ami-Bus toh woh bhi kabhi nahi samjhenge.

Main-Makes sense.. Fuck. Ek kaam kar Chang ko bol jaldi dhund Anil ko. Usko niptaake jaldi nikal letey hain.. Jyaada time diya inko toh inke pass bhi plan hoga..

Ami-Cool..

Main andar aaya, next exam kal tha or tayaari maine sabki kar he Lee thi toh ab unki dikkat naa thi. Mujhe abhi 3 cheejon se nipatana tha first Anil second Somveer and third Abeer and team.. Bhenchod it's like everybody vs me. Thanos Thodi hun main jo sab k sath ladunga.. Fuck this shit..

Main Ye sab soch raha tha ki Ami aai mere room Mein..

Ami-Boss check this out..

Main bahaar aaya toh TV Mein news chal rahi thi. Or news k according Anil k against haryana Mein bahot bada warrant nikala tha kyunki aaj jo sab hua uss se Anil ka direct connection tha kyunki DK Uska banda tha and Baaki sab bhi Roorkee se they and uske he bandey they or gajab baat ye thi ki ye case Anjali and team ko sonpa gaya tha woh bhi Deva bhai k dwaara... Yaani ab officially Wohlog vs Me kaa situation tha humara target same tha bus farak keval itana tha woh usse jail bhejenge and main Uppar.. Anil ab bokhlaa gaya hoga kyunki ab woh publicly sabke saamne hai toh Filhaal Andrew's usase durr he rahega Andrew's iss chutiye k liye risk nahi lega.. Yaani Anil kaa plan Filhaal k liya rukk gaya tha or jabtak chaalu hoga tabtak main thok chuka hounga usko..

Ami-Wohlog challenge kar rahe hain boss tumhe..

Main-Yeah.. Hahaha.. But again kar kuch nahi paayenge..

Ab humlog news dekh rahe they tab wahaan Aditi Deep ek woh second ladki and ek or ladka woh 4 bandey aaye jo bache they..

Main-Hey guys.. Theek hain Tumhaare friends??

Aditi-Yeah they are fine..

Deep-This is all because of you AP.. Tumhaare liye aaye they wohlog and price bharra Humne..

Main-Beta ye sab mera charge lene se Pehle sochana caahiye tha I am AP bhosdk alkaayda waale bhi thokana caahtey hain mujhe.. Tab toh khussi khussi leliya case "oh AP! Haan hum dekhlenge usko" ab main kya karun or bhosdk tum sabki Jaan Bhi maine he bachaai don't forget that..

Deep-Yeah thanks for that.. But still its your fault..

Main-Ye bolta reh khud se.. I saved your lives warna tu udhar trator k piche Gand chippa k baitha rehta or sochta rehta dusara banda kya karega..

Aditi-It's fine its our job. Deep bus thoda gussa hai..

Main - Then usse khudpar gussa hona caahiye agar aaj main nahi hota toh you all would've been dead issliye keh raha hun you guys need me haryana need me India needs me..

Aditi-Yeah we know not everyone can be heartless, merciless and soulless like you..

Main-Yeah or agar mera ye sab hona mujhe jinda rakhta hai toh main Heartless he theek hun atleast Tumhaari tarah ye toh nahi sochta main ki apne sathiyon ko bachaaun yaa khudko.. I don't work like that if someone is there to harm me I won't give him a second chance..

Ye bolke main apne room Mein aaya i love myself bc no homo lekin I love myself bhenchod I am a gawd.. Ab mujhe ek or baat aaj pata chali ki mere total 5 he exams hain or unmein se 2 mein pass hogaya toh bhi bahot hai mere liye yaani mujhe bus ek exam or dena tha and Baaki Mein fail hogaya toh bhi next semester mein firse dedunga.. Ab hua ye ki next day mera second exam tha or aaj humlog Ekdum silently Jaane waale they alag routes se mere sath Aditi or uske Baaki bache 4 members and Ami thi.. Black color ki bolero mein they humlog or ghum k gaye Ekdum alag he raaste se.. College pohanchey and aaj mere hath yaa pair kahin koi hathkadi naa lagi or main mast Raja maharaja type class Mein aaya again late tha main exam suru hochuka tha or again wahi jhant madam thi class Mein and again Saari class ne mujhe ghurra main andar aaya apni sheet and question paper leke seat par aaya..

Ashish-Haash bc aagaya tu mujhe laga tha tujhe goli woli lag gayi kal..

Main-Aji lund mera aise he goli lag jaati hogi..

Madam-Shut up back there..

Main-Ye sunegi merese aaj pakka..

Abhi-Bc kal kya mast kand kiya tu.. Sabko thok diya..

Main-Yep..

Madam-Suna nahi kya shut up..

Ab maine un sabko bhaari ignore maara and apna paper karne laga, or Juth nahi bolunga paper bhaari hard tha bc lekin aaj jyaadatar bache paper kar rahe they Nicki madam padhaati hai issliye.. Maine kam he padha tha but woh bahot tha maine 65-70% k aas pass exam kardiya and mast baith gaya..

Ashish - Bc hogaya??

Main-Jitana aata tha woh karliya..

Ashish-Kitana??

Main-70 % k aas pass..

Ashish-Bc 60 toh maine he karliya hoga..

Main-Toh dalle mujhse Pehle Ka baitha hai tu or pure semester Gand Marrai tune main padha he 2 - 3 ghantey hoga.. Farak nahi hoga kya..

"Chup nahi hona Matlab"

Ye awaaj uss madam ki thi jo mere bahot close khaddi thi ye kab aai bhenchod meri Gand fatt gayi Ekdum se..

Main-What the fuck is wrong with you..

Madam-Excuse me language...

Main-Shut the fuck up get the fuck away from me you dumbass clown looking bitch..

Ye sun woh madam safed hogayi usse vishwas naa hua jo ussne suna uspar..

Madam-You can't talk to me like that..

Main-I just did you psycho ass bitch. Ab mere se durr hoja bhenchod 1000rs per paper mein duty lagti hai tumhari or chonchle bhenchod Principal waale hain tumhaare ye puri class Mein main he dikhta hun tujhe.. And listen to me bitch mujhe cheating ki jarurat nahi padti ye exam Mein likha hai uska ek ek word bata shakta hun tujhe.. Issliye shut the fuck up yaa toh sabko chup karwaa yaa fir khud chup reh and get the fuck back where you belong trash ass dumb fucking idiotic bitch..

Woh madam rone ko hogayi bhenchod puri class ghurr rahi thi usko bache hansi roukke paddey they..

Main-Suna nahi?? Hindi Mein bolun??..

Ye sun woh madam wahan se seedha Jaake apni chair par baith gayi aise maano class Mein Hai he nahi woh..

Ashish-What the fuck was that bhenchod Pehle principal ab ye?? Kya hogaya hai tujhe..

Main-Bhosdk aisi laat maardunga Gand par ki saari jindagi seedha naa so payega gandu kbc khel raha hai mere sath sawaal par sawaal sawaal par sawaal bhenchod banaun tera Amitabh Bachchan bhosdk saste uday Chopra..

Ashish-bhosdk .

Main-Bhosdk aage Dekhle fail hogaya toh tera Baap Gand tod dega teri..

Ab time hua main apna paper dene gaya aage uss madam ko paper diya maine ussne mujhe ghurra..

Main-Bhosdki ghurr kya rahi hai.. Paise leke nakal he marwati rahiyo saari jindagi abhi police ko bata diya toh seedha jail Mein maarenge faink k..

Arushi-AP.. Chup.. Jaa Bhaag.. Hogaya bus .

Main-Sorry..Bachaliya ladki ne tujhe warna aaj tera game baja deta main..

Ye bolke maine middle finger dikhaai usko and mast aaram se bahaar aaya.. Toh bahaar Aditi wagairaah sab they.. Ami bhi thi wahaan but uska chehra thoda awkward saa tha..

Main - Kya hua??

Ami-Chang kaa call aaya tha Bhabhi hospital Mein Hain..

Main-Kya?? Kyun?? Kya hua?? Lets go hospital abhi..

Aditi-Sorry AP we can't bring you there.. Or le bhi chalein toh Deva sir ne saaf mana kiya hai woh andar nahi Jaane denge tumhe..

Main-What the fuck do you mean..

Ami-Boss.. Listen babhi theek hain Ekdum bus hath or pair Mein chot lagi hai..

Main-Hua kya lekin??

Ami-Accident, Jaan bujh k kiya gaya tha lekin or 100% Anil k Bandon ne kiya tha kyunki Deva bhai ne uske against warrant nikalwaaya uske liye message bhej raha tha woh.. Bokhla gaya hai, ab publicly sabke saamne aagaya haina woh toh Andrew's ab usase durr hogaya hai toh issliye..

Main-Listen to me Ami Chang ko bol mujhe aaj shyaam takk Anil caahiye agar nahi milla toh usse pata hai kya hoga.. Issliye mujhe Anil caahiye.. Aaj he.. I don't give a fuck kaise kissi ko bhi maaro mujhe Anil caahiye..

Ami-Got you boss..

Babhi ko involve nahi karna caahiye tha usko naa naa Abeer yaa Team Mein se kissi k sath karta woh toh main sehleta lekin babhi kaa insab se koi relation nahi hai or ussne babhi ko bichmein laake bahot badi galati kardi.. No one hurts my family and lives..

Continued..

Wahaaaaaaaa Kia shander update Hy AP bahi chasss AAA gai EY

 

[Rajesh]

Update-216(Anger)

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Main-Pata nahi bhai kab samjhenge, kuch cheejein hain jinhe main nahi roukk shakta or 2.0 usme sabse Uppar hai..

Ami-Woh tab samjhenge jab unhe sab sach bata doge..

Main-Woh kabhi nahi hone waala.

Ami-Bus toh woh bhi kabhi nahi samjhenge.

Main-Makes sense.. Fuck. Ek kaam kar Chang ko bol jaldi dhund Anil ko. Usko niptaake jaldi nikal letey hain.. Jyaada time diya inko toh inke pass bhi plan hoga..

Ami-Cool..

Main andar aaya, next exam kal tha or tayaari maine sabki kar he Lee thi toh ab unki dikkat naa thi. Mujhe abhi 3 cheejon se nipatana tha first Anil second Somveer and third Abeer and team.. Bhenchod it's like everybody vs me. Thanos Thodi hun main jo sab k sath ladunga.. Fuck this shit..

Main Ye sab soch raha tha ki Ami aai mere room Mein..

Ami-Boss check this out..

Main bahaar aaya toh TV Mein news chal rahi thi. Or news k according Anil k against haryana Mein bahot bada warrant nikala tha kyunki aaj jo sab hua uss se Anil ka direct connection tha kyunki DK Uska banda tha and Baaki sab bhi Roorkee se they and uske he bandey they or gajab baat ye thi ki ye case Anjali and team ko sonpa gaya tha woh bhi Deva bhai k dwaara... Yaani ab officially Wohlog vs Me kaa situation tha humara target same tha bus farak keval itana tha woh usse jail bhejenge and main Uppar.. Anil ab bokhlaa gaya hoga kyunki ab woh publicly sabke saamne hai toh Filhaal Andrew's usase durr he rahega Andrew's iss chutiye k liye risk nahi lega.. Yaani Anil kaa plan Filhaal k liya rukk gaya tha or jabtak chaalu hoga tabtak main thok chuka hounga usko..

Ami-Wohlog challenge kar rahe hain boss tumhe..

Main-Yeah.. Hahaha.. But again kar kuch nahi paayenge..

Ab humlog news dekh rahe they tab wahaan Aditi Deep ek woh second ladki and ek or ladka woh 4 bandey aaye jo bache they..

Main-Hey guys.. Theek hain Tumhaare friends??

Aditi-Yeah they are fine..

Deep-This is all because of you AP.. Tumhaare liye aaye they wohlog and price bharra Humne..

Main-Beta ye sab mera charge lene se Pehle sochana caahiye tha I am AP bhosdk alkaayda waale bhi thokana caahtey hain mujhe.. Tab toh khussi khussi leliya case "oh AP! Haan hum dekhlenge usko" ab main kya karun or bhosdk tum sabki Jaan Bhi maine he bachaai don't forget that..

Deep-Yeah thanks for that.. But still its your fault..

Main-Ye bolta reh khud se.. I saved your lives warna tu udhar trator k piche Gand chippa k baitha rehta or sochta rehta dusara banda kya karega..

Aditi-It's fine its our job. Deep bus thoda gussa hai..

Main - Then usse khudpar gussa hona caahiye agar aaj main nahi hota toh you all would've been dead issliye keh raha hun you guys need me haryana need me India needs me..

Aditi-Yeah we know not everyone can be heartless, merciless and soulless like you..

Main-Yeah or agar mera ye sab hona mujhe jinda rakhta hai toh main Heartless he theek hun atleast Tumhaari tarah ye toh nahi sochta main ki apne sathiyon ko bachaaun yaa khudko.. I don't work like that if someone is there to harm me I won't give him a second chance..

Ye bolke main apne room Mein aaya i love myself bc no homo lekin I love myself bhenchod I am a gawd.. Ab mujhe ek or baat aaj pata chali ki mere total 5 he exams hain or unmein se 2 mein pass hogaya toh bhi bahot hai mere liye yaani mujhe bus ek exam or dena tha and Baaki Mein fail hogaya toh bhi next semester mein firse dedunga.. Ab hua ye ki next day mera second exam tha or aaj humlog Ekdum silently Jaane waale they alag routes se mere sath Aditi or uske Baaki bache 4 members and Ami thi.. Black color ki bolero mein they humlog or ghum k gaye Ekdum alag he raaste se.. College pohanchey and aaj mere hath yaa pair kahin koi hathkadi naa lagi or main mast Raja maharaja type class Mein aaya again late tha main exam suru hochuka tha or again wahi jhant madam thi class Mein and again Saari class ne mujhe ghurra main andar aaya apni sheet and question paper leke seat par aaya..

Ashish-Haash bc aagaya tu mujhe laga tha tujhe goli woli lag gayi kal..

Main-Aji lund mera aise he goli lag jaati hogi..

Madam-Shut up back there..

Main-Ye sunegi merese aaj pakka..

Abhi-Bc kal kya mast kand kiya tu.. Sabko thok diya..

Main-Yep..

Madam-Suna nahi kya shut up..

Ab maine un sabko bhaari ignore maara and apna paper karne laga, or Juth nahi bolunga paper bhaari hard tha bc lekin aaj jyaadatar bache paper kar rahe they Nicki madam padhaati hai issliye.. Maine kam he padha tha but woh bahot tha maine 65-70% k aas pass exam kardiya and mast baith gaya..

Ashish - Bc hogaya??

Main-Jitana aata tha woh karliya..

Ashish-Kitana??

Main-70 % k aas pass..

Ashish-Bc 60 toh maine he karliya hoga..

Main-Toh dalle mujhse Pehle Ka baitha hai tu or pure semester Gand Marrai tune main padha he 2 - 3 ghantey hoga.. Farak nahi hoga kya..

"Chup nahi hona Matlab"

Ye awaaj uss madam ki thi jo mere bahot close khaddi thi ye kab aai bhenchod meri Gand fatt gayi Ekdum se..

Main-What the fuck is wrong with you..

Madam-Excuse me language...

Main-Shut the fuck up get the fuck away from me you dumbass clown looking bitch..

Ye sun woh madam safed hogayi usse vishwas naa hua jo ussne suna uspar..

Madam-You can't talk to me like that..

Main-I just did you psycho ass bitch. Ab mere se durr hoja bhenchod 1000rs per paper mein duty lagti hai tumhari or chonchle bhenchod Principal waale hain tumhaare ye puri class Mein main he dikhta hun tujhe.. And listen to me bitch mujhe cheating ki jarurat nahi padti ye exam Mein likha hai uska ek ek word bata shakta hun tujhe.. Issliye shut the fuck up yaa toh sabko chup karwaa yaa fir khud chup reh and get the fuck back where you belong trash ass dumb fucking idiotic bitch..

Woh madam rone ko hogayi bhenchod puri class ghurr rahi thi usko bache hansi roukke paddey they..

Main-Suna nahi?? Hindi Mein bolun??..

Ye sun woh madam wahan se seedha Jaake apni chair par baith gayi aise maano class Mein Hai he nahi woh..

Ashish-What the fuck was that bhenchod Pehle principal ab ye?? Kya hogaya hai tujhe..

Main-Bhosdk aisi laat maardunga Gand par ki saari jindagi seedha naa so payega gandu kbc khel raha hai mere sath sawaal par sawaal sawaal par sawaal bhenchod banaun tera Amitabh Bachchan bhosdk saste uday Chopra..

Ashish-bhosdk .

Main-Bhosdk aage Dekhle fail hogaya toh tera Baap Gand tod dega teri..

Ab time hua main apna paper dene gaya aage uss madam ko paper diya maine ussne mujhe ghurra..

Main-Bhosdki ghurr kya rahi hai.. Paise leke nakal he marwati rahiyo saari jindagi abhi police ko bata diya toh seedha jail Mein maarenge faink k..

Arushi-AP.. Chup.. Jaa Bhaag.. Hogaya bus .

Main-Sorry..Bachaliya ladki ne tujhe warna aaj tera game baja deta main..

Ye bolke maine middle finger dikhaai usko and mast aaram se bahaar aaya.. Toh bahaar Aditi wagairaah sab they.. Ami bhi thi wahaan but uska chehra thoda awkward saa tha..

Main - Kya hua??

Ami-Chang kaa call aaya tha Bhabhi hospital Mein Hain..

Main-Kya?? Kyun?? Kya hua?? Lets go hospital abhi..

Aditi-Sorry AP we can't bring you there.. Or le bhi chalein toh Deva sir ne saaf mana kiya hai woh andar nahi Jaane denge tumhe..

Main-What the fuck do you mean..

Ami-Boss.. Listen babhi theek hain Ekdum bus hath or pair Mein chot lagi hai..

Main-Hua kya lekin??

Ami-Accident, Jaan bujh k kiya gaya tha lekin or 100% Anil k Bandon ne kiya tha kyunki Deva bhai ne uske against warrant nikalwaaya uske liye message bhej raha tha woh.. Bokhla gaya hai, ab publicly sabke saamne aagaya haina woh toh Andrew's ab usase durr hogaya hai toh issliye..

Main-Listen to me Ami Chang ko bol mujhe aaj shyaam takk Anil caahiye agar nahi milla toh usse pata hai kya hoga.. Issliye mujhe Anil caahiye.. Aaj he.. I don't give a fuck kaise kissi ko bhi maaro mujhe Anil caahiye..

Ami-Got you boss..

Babhi ko involve nahi karna caahiye tha usko naa naa Abeer yaa Team Mein se kissi k sath karta woh toh main sehleta lekin babhi kaa insab se koi relation nahi hai or ussne babhi ko bichmein laake bahot badi galati kardi.. No one hurts my family and lives..

Continued..

Nice update bro

Waiting for the next update

 

[Black water]

Gazab update Bhai superb

 

[RAAZ]

Update-216(Anger)

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Main-Pata nahi bhai kab samjhenge, kuch cheejein hain jinhe main nahi roukk shakta or 2.0 usme sabse Uppar hai..

Ami-Woh tab samjhenge jab unhe sab sach bata doge..

Main-Woh kabhi nahi hone waala.

Ami-Bus toh woh bhi kabhi nahi samjhenge.

Main-Makes sense.. Fuck. Ek kaam kar Chang ko bol jaldi dhund Anil ko. Usko niptaake jaldi nikal letey hain.. Jyaada time diya inko toh inke pass bhi plan hoga..

Ami-Cool..

Main andar aaya, next exam kal tha or tayaari maine sabki kar he Lee thi toh ab unki dikkat naa thi. Mujhe abhi 3 cheejon se nipatana tha first Anil second Somveer and third Abeer and team.. Bhenchod it's like everybody vs me. Thanos Thodi hun main jo sab k sath ladunga.. Fuck this shit..

Main Ye sab soch raha tha ki Ami aai mere room Mein..

Ami-Boss check this out..

Main bahaar aaya toh TV Mein news chal rahi thi. Or news k according Anil k against haryana Mein bahot bada warrant nikala tha kyunki aaj jo sab hua uss se Anil ka direct connection tha kyunki DK Uska banda tha and Baaki sab bhi Roorkee se they and uske he bandey they or gajab baat ye thi ki ye case Anjali and team ko sonpa gaya tha woh bhi Deva bhai k dwaara... Yaani ab officially Wohlog vs Me kaa situation tha humara target same tha bus farak keval itana tha woh usse jail bhejenge and main Uppar.. Anil ab bokhlaa gaya hoga kyunki ab woh publicly sabke saamne hai toh Filhaal Andrew's usase durr he rahega Andrew's iss chutiye k liye risk nahi lega.. Yaani Anil kaa plan Filhaal k liya rukk gaya tha or jabtak chaalu hoga tabtak main thok chuka hounga usko..

Ami-Wohlog challenge kar rahe hain boss tumhe..

Main-Yeah.. Hahaha.. But again kar kuch nahi paayenge..

Ab humlog news dekh rahe they tab wahaan Aditi Deep ek woh second ladki and ek or ladka woh 4 bandey aaye jo bache they..

Main-Hey guys.. Theek hain Tumhaare friends??

Aditi-Yeah they are fine..

Deep-This is all because of you AP.. Tumhaare liye aaye they wohlog and price bharra Humne..

Main-Beta ye sab mera charge lene se Pehle sochana caahiye tha I am AP bhosdk alkaayda waale bhi thokana caahtey hain mujhe.. Tab toh khussi khussi leliya case "oh AP! Haan hum dekhlenge usko" ab main kya karun or bhosdk tum sabki Jaan Bhi maine he bachaai don't forget that..

Deep-Yeah thanks for that.. But still its your fault..

Main-Ye bolta reh khud se.. I saved your lives warna tu udhar trator k piche Gand chippa k baitha rehta or sochta rehta dusara banda kya karega..

Aditi-It's fine its our job. Deep bus thoda gussa hai..

Main - Then usse khudpar gussa hona caahiye agar aaj main nahi hota toh you all would've been dead issliye keh raha hun you guys need me haryana need me India needs me..

Aditi-Yeah we know not everyone can be heartless, merciless and soulless like you..

Main-Yeah or agar mera ye sab hona mujhe jinda rakhta hai toh main Heartless he theek hun atleast Tumhaari tarah ye toh nahi sochta main ki apne sathiyon ko bachaaun yaa khudko.. I don't work like that if someone is there to harm me I won't give him a second chance..

Ye bolke main apne room Mein aaya i love myself bc no homo lekin I love myself bhenchod I am a gawd.. Ab mujhe ek or baat aaj pata chali ki mere total 5 he exams hain or unmein se 2 mein pass hogaya toh bhi bahot hai mere liye yaani mujhe bus ek exam or dena tha and Baaki Mein fail hogaya toh bhi next semester mein firse dedunga.. Ab hua ye ki next day mera second exam tha or aaj humlog Ekdum silently Jaane waale they alag routes se mere sath Aditi or uske Baaki bache 4 members and Ami thi.. Black color ki bolero mein they humlog or ghum k gaye Ekdum alag he raaste se.. College pohanchey and aaj mere hath yaa pair kahin koi hathkadi naa lagi or main mast Raja maharaja type class Mein aaya again late tha main exam suru hochuka tha or again wahi jhant madam thi class Mein and again Saari class ne mujhe ghurra main andar aaya apni sheet and question paper leke seat par aaya..

Ashish-Haash bc aagaya tu mujhe laga tha tujhe goli woli lag gayi kal..

Main-Aji lund mera aise he goli lag jaati hogi..

Madam-Shut up back there..

Main-Ye sunegi merese aaj pakka..

Abhi-Bc kal kya mast kand kiya tu.. Sabko thok diya..

Main-Yep..

Madam-Suna nahi kya shut up..

Ab maine un sabko bhaari ignore maara and apna paper karne laga, or Juth nahi bolunga paper bhaari hard tha bc lekin aaj jyaadatar bache paper kar rahe they Nicki madam padhaati hai issliye.. Maine kam he padha tha but woh bahot tha maine 65-70% k aas pass exam kardiya and mast baith gaya..

Ashish - Bc hogaya??

Main-Jitana aata tha woh karliya..

Ashish-Kitana??

Main-70 % k aas pass..

Ashish-Bc 60 toh maine he karliya hoga..

Main-Toh dalle mujhse Pehle Ka baitha hai tu or pure semester Gand Marrai tune main padha he 2 - 3 ghantey hoga.. Farak nahi hoga kya..

"Chup nahi hona Matlab"

Ye awaaj uss madam ki thi jo mere bahot close khaddi thi ye kab aai bhenchod meri Gand fatt gayi Ekdum se..

Main-What the fuck is wrong with you..

Madam-Excuse me language...

Main-Shut the fuck up get the fuck away from me you dumbass clown looking bitch..

Ye sun woh madam safed hogayi usse vishwas naa hua jo ussne suna uspar..

Madam-You can't talk to me like that..

Main-I just did you psycho ass bitch. Ab mere se durr hoja bhenchod 1000rs per paper mein duty lagti hai tumhari or chonchle bhenchod Principal waale hain tumhaare ye puri class Mein main he dikhta hun tujhe.. And listen to me bitch mujhe cheating ki jarurat nahi padti ye exam Mein likha hai uska ek ek word bata shakta hun tujhe.. Issliye shut the fuck up yaa toh sabko chup karwaa yaa fir khud chup reh and get the fuck back where you belong trash ass dumb fucking idiotic bitch..

Woh madam rone ko hogayi bhenchod puri class ghurr rahi thi usko bache hansi roukke paddey they..

Main-Suna nahi?? Hindi Mein bolun??..

Ye sun woh madam wahan se seedha Jaake apni chair par baith gayi aise maano class Mein Hai he nahi woh..

Ashish-What the fuck was that bhenchod Pehle principal ab ye?? Kya hogaya hai tujhe..

Main-Bhosdk aisi laat maardunga Gand par ki saari jindagi seedha naa so payega gandu kbc khel raha hai mere sath sawaal par sawaal sawaal par sawaal bhenchod banaun tera Amitabh Bachchan bhosdk saste uday Chopra..

Ashish-bhosdk .

Main-Bhosdk aage Dekhle fail hogaya toh tera Baap Gand tod dega teri..

Ab time hua main apna paper dene gaya aage uss madam ko paper diya maine ussne mujhe ghurra..

Main-Bhosdki ghurr kya rahi hai.. Paise leke nakal he marwati rahiyo saari jindagi abhi police ko bata diya toh seedha jail Mein maarenge faink k..

Arushi-AP.. Chup.. Jaa Bhaag.. Hogaya bus .

Main-Sorry..Bachaliya ladki ne tujhe warna aaj tera game baja deta main..

Ye bolke maine middle finger dikhaai usko and mast aaram se bahaar aaya.. Toh bahaar Aditi wagairaah sab they.. Ami bhi thi wahaan but uska chehra thoda awkward saa tha..

Main - Kya hua??

Ami-Chang kaa call aaya tha Bhabhi hospital Mein Hain..

Main-Kya?? Kyun?? Kya hua?? Lets go hospital abhi..

Aditi-Sorry AP we can't bring you there.. Or le bhi chalein toh Deva sir ne saaf mana kiya hai woh andar nahi Jaane denge tumhe..

Main-What the fuck do you mean..

Ami-Boss.. Listen babhi theek hain Ekdum bus hath or pair Mein chot lagi hai..

Main-Hua kya lekin??

Ami-Accident, Jaan bujh k kiya gaya tha lekin or 100% Anil k Bandon ne kiya tha kyunki Deva bhai ne uske against warrant nikalwaaya uske liye message bhej raha tha woh.. Bokhla gaya hai, ab publicly sabke saamne aagaya haina woh toh Andrew's ab usase durr hogaya hai toh issliye..

Main-Listen to me Ami Chang ko bol mujhe aaj shyaam takk Anil caahiye agar nahi milla toh usse pata hai kya hoga.. Issliye mujhe Anil caahiye.. Aaj he.. I don't give a fuck kaise kissi ko bhi maaro mujhe Anil caahiye..

Ami-Got you boss..

Babhi ko involve nahi karna caahiye tha usko naa naa Abeer yaa Team Mein se kissi k sath karta woh toh main sehleta lekin babhi kaa insab se koi relation nahi hai or ussne babhi ko bichmein laake bahot badi galati kardi.. No one hurts my family and lives..

Continued..

Ghalat khel Gaya re Anil bus jee Lia jet a jeena thaa. Bhabhi ko nahi touch karna thaa ab Kia Hai bhugat behtar Hai Haryana chor ke bhaag jaa warna mara jayega.

 

[Mr. Nobody]

Awesome update.. .

 

[spritemathews]

Update-216(Anger)

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Main-Pata nahi bhai kab samjhenge, kuch cheejein hain jinhe main nahi roukk shakta or 2.0 usme sabse Uppar hai..

Ami-Woh tab samjhenge jab unhe sab sach bata doge..

Main-Woh kabhi nahi hone waala.

Ami-Bus toh woh bhi kabhi nahi samjhenge.

Main-Makes sense.. Fuck. Ek kaam kar Chang ko bol jaldi dhund Anil ko. Usko niptaake jaldi nikal letey hain.. Jyaada time diya inko toh inke pass bhi plan hoga..

Ami-Cool..

Main andar aaya, next exam kal tha or tayaari maine sabki kar he Lee thi toh ab unki dikkat naa thi. Mujhe abhi 3 cheejon se nipatana tha first Anil second Somveer and third Abeer and team.. Bhenchod it's like everybody vs me. Thanos Thodi hun main jo sab k sath ladunga.. Fuck this shit..

Main Ye sab soch raha tha ki Ami aai mere room Mein..

Ami-Boss check this out..

Main bahaar aaya toh TV Mein news chal rahi thi. Or news k according Anil k against haryana Mein bahot bada warrant nikala tha kyunki aaj jo sab hua uss se Anil ka direct connection tha kyunki DK Uska banda tha and Baaki sab bhi Roorkee se they and uske he bandey they or gajab baat ye thi ki ye case Anjali and team ko sonpa gaya tha woh bhi Deva bhai k dwaara... Yaani ab officially Wohlog vs Me kaa situation tha humara target same tha bus farak keval itana tha woh usse jail bhejenge and main Uppar.. Anil ab bokhlaa gaya hoga kyunki ab woh publicly sabke saamne hai toh Filhaal Andrew's usase durr he rahega Andrew's iss chutiye k liye risk nahi lega.. Yaani Anil kaa plan Filhaal k liya rukk gaya tha or jabtak chaalu hoga tabtak main thok chuka hounga usko..

Ami-Wohlog challenge kar rahe hain boss tumhe..

Main-Yeah.. Hahaha.. But again kar kuch nahi paayenge..

Ab humlog news dekh rahe they tab wahaan Aditi Deep ek woh second ladki and ek or ladka woh 4 bandey aaye jo bache they..

Main-Hey guys.. Theek hain Tumhaare friends??

Aditi-Yeah they are fine..

Deep-This is all because of you AP.. Tumhaare liye aaye they wohlog and price bharra Humne..

Main-Beta ye sab mera charge lene se Pehle sochana caahiye tha I am AP bhosdk alkaayda waale bhi thokana caahtey hain mujhe.. Tab toh khussi khussi leliya case "oh AP! Haan hum dekhlenge usko" ab main kya karun or bhosdk tum sabki Jaan Bhi maine he bachaai don't forget that..

Deep-Yeah thanks for that.. But still its your fault..

Main-Ye bolta reh khud se.. I saved your lives warna tu udhar trator k piche Gand chippa k baitha rehta or sochta rehta dusara banda kya karega..

Aditi-It's fine its our job. Deep bus thoda gussa hai..

Main - Then usse khudpar gussa hona caahiye agar aaj main nahi hota toh you all would've been dead issliye keh raha hun you guys need me haryana need me India needs me..

Aditi-Yeah we know not everyone can be heartless, merciless and soulless like you..

Main-Yeah or agar mera ye sab hona mujhe jinda rakhta hai toh main Heartless he theek hun atleast Tumhaari tarah ye toh nahi sochta main ki apne sathiyon ko bachaaun yaa khudko.. I don't work like that if someone is there to harm me I won't give him a second chance..

Ye bolke main apne room Mein aaya i love myself bc no homo lekin I love myself bhenchod I am a gawd.. Ab mujhe ek or baat aaj pata chali ki mere total 5 he exams hain or unmein se 2 mein pass hogaya toh bhi bahot hai mere liye yaani mujhe bus ek exam or dena tha and Baaki Mein fail hogaya toh bhi next semester mein firse dedunga.. Ab hua ye ki next day mera second exam tha or aaj humlog Ekdum silently Jaane waale they alag routes se mere sath Aditi or uske Baaki bache 4 members and Ami thi.. Black color ki bolero mein they humlog or ghum k gaye Ekdum alag he raaste se.. College pohanchey and aaj mere hath yaa pair kahin koi hathkadi naa lagi or main mast Raja maharaja type class Mein aaya again late tha main exam suru hochuka tha or again wahi jhant madam thi class Mein and again Saari class ne mujhe ghurra main andar aaya apni sheet and question paper leke seat par aaya..

Ashish-Haash bc aagaya tu mujhe laga tha tujhe goli woli lag gayi kal..

Main-Aji lund mera aise he goli lag jaati hogi..

Madam-Shut up back there..

Main-Ye sunegi merese aaj pakka..

Abhi-Bc kal kya mast kand kiya tu.. Sabko thok diya..

Main-Yep..

Madam-Suna nahi kya shut up..

Ab maine un sabko bhaari ignore maara and apna paper karne laga, or Juth nahi bolunga paper bhaari hard tha bc lekin aaj jyaadatar bache paper kar rahe they Nicki madam padhaati hai issliye.. Maine kam he padha tha but woh bahot tha maine 65-70% k aas pass exam kardiya and mast baith gaya..

Ashish - Bc hogaya??

Main-Jitana aata tha woh karliya..

Ashish-Kitana??

Main-70 % k aas pass..

Ashish-Bc 60 toh maine he karliya hoga..

Main-Toh dalle mujhse Pehle Ka baitha hai tu or pure semester Gand Marrai tune main padha he 2 - 3 ghantey hoga.. Farak nahi hoga kya..

"Chup nahi hona Matlab"

Ye awaaj uss madam ki thi jo mere bahot close khaddi thi ye kab aai bhenchod meri Gand fatt gayi Ekdum se..

Main-What the fuck is wrong with you..

Madam-Excuse me language...

Main-Shut the fuck up get the fuck away from me you dumbass clown looking bitch..

Ye sun woh madam safed hogayi usse vishwas naa hua jo ussne suna uspar..

Madam-You can't talk to me like that..

Main-I just did you psycho ass bitch. Ab mere se durr hoja bhenchod 1000rs per paper mein duty lagti hai tumhari or chonchle bhenchod Principal waale hain tumhaare ye puri class Mein main he dikhta hun tujhe.. And listen to me bitch mujhe cheating ki jarurat nahi padti ye exam Mein likha hai uska ek ek word bata shakta hun tujhe.. Issliye shut the fuck up yaa toh sabko chup karwaa yaa fir khud chup reh and get the fuck back where you belong trash ass dumb fucking idiotic bitch..

Woh madam rone ko hogayi bhenchod puri class ghurr rahi thi usko bache hansi roukke paddey they..

Main-Suna nahi?? Hindi Mein bolun??..

Ye sun woh madam wahan se seedha Jaake apni chair par baith gayi aise maano class Mein Hai he nahi woh..

Ashish-What the fuck was that bhenchod Pehle principal ab ye?? Kya hogaya hai tujhe..

Main-Bhosdk aisi laat maardunga Gand par ki saari jindagi seedha naa so payega gandu kbc khel raha hai mere sath sawaal par sawaal sawaal par sawaal bhenchod banaun tera Amitabh Bachchan bhosdk saste uday Chopra..

Ashish-bhosdk .

Main-Bhosdk aage Dekhle fail hogaya toh tera Baap Gand tod dega teri..

Ab time hua main apna paper dene gaya aage uss madam ko paper diya maine ussne mujhe ghurra..

Main-Bhosdki ghurr kya rahi hai.. Paise leke nakal he marwati rahiyo saari jindagi abhi police ko bata diya toh seedha jail Mein maarenge faink k..

Arushi-AP.. Chup.. Jaa Bhaag.. Hogaya bus .

Main-Sorry..Bachaliya ladki ne tujhe warna aaj tera game baja deta main..

Ye bolke maine middle finger dikhaai usko and mast aaram se bahaar aaya.. Toh bahaar Aditi wagairaah sab they.. Ami bhi thi wahaan but uska chehra thoda awkward saa tha..

Main - Kya hua??

Ami-Chang kaa call aaya tha Bhabhi hospital Mein Hain..

Main-Kya?? Kyun?? Kya hua?? Lets go hospital abhi..

Aditi-Sorry AP we can't bring you there.. Or le bhi chalein toh Deva sir ne saaf mana kiya hai woh andar nahi Jaane denge tumhe..

Main-What the fuck do you mean..

Ami-Boss.. Listen babhi theek hain Ekdum bus hath or pair Mein chot lagi hai..

Main-Hua kya lekin??

Ami-Accident, Jaan bujh k kiya gaya tha lekin or 100% Anil k Bandon ne kiya tha kyunki Deva bhai ne uske against warrant nikalwaaya uske liye message bhej raha tha woh.. Bokhla gaya hai, ab publicly sabke saamne aagaya haina woh toh Andrew's ab usase durr hogaya hai toh issliye..

Main-Listen to me Ami Chang ko bol mujhe aaj shyaam takk Anil caahiye agar nahi milla toh usse pata hai kya hoga.. Issliye mujhe Anil caahiye.. Aaj he.. I don't give a fuck kaise kissi ko bhi maaro mujhe Anil caahiye..

Ami-Got you boss..

Babhi ko involve nahi karna caahiye tha usko naa naa Abeer yaa Team Mein se kissi k sath karta woh toh main sehleta lekin babhi kaa insab se koi relation nahi hai or ussne babhi ko bichmein laake bahot badi galati kardi.. No one hurts my family and lives..

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[Shahrukh]

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