Update-206(Saved Again)
Ami-Lagta hai kaano kaan khabar hogayi hai boss..
Ab situation ye thi ki mere saamne Filhaal Abeer Anjali and puri team or uske alaawa like almost 100+ police officers mojjud they hath Mein bandukkein liye and even tazers bhi they aage waalon k pass toh bhaagne ki toh sochne waala bhi nahi tha main..
Abeer-Hands in the air AP..
Main-Haan be.. Hath Uppar he hain bc don't taze Mein bitch..
Abeer-You too Ami..
Main-Ussne kya kiya?? Woh kabhi bhi aa Jaa shakti hai..
Abeer-Yes sure lekin uske bag ki checking hone k Baad Jaane denge usko agar clean hai toh but unfortunately tujhe jail Jaana hoga.. Anjali hathkadi pehnaao isko..
Anjali Aage badhi or hathkadi lagaane lagi mujhe.. Bhenchod ye toh game suru hone se Pehle he game khel gaye.. Maadarchod..
Deepak ne Ami k bag ki checking lee jisme obviously kuch bhi nahi tha..
Abeer-Ami you are free to go bahaar chhodke aao isko..
Main-Bye Ami enjoy.. I'll miss you..
Ami-Yeah nice plan boss nice plan..
Main-Fuck you..
Bhenchod pura station ghurr raha tha mujhe pura station kya bhenchod saikdon toh police waale he mojjud they wahaan par maadarchod.. Gand Marr gayi aane se pehle he..
Abeer-Bola tha naa AP waapis Matt aana..
Ye bolke Abeer ne mera hath pakkada or mujhe leke bahaar ki taraf chal paddey woh log..
Bahaar bhi bc gaadiyaan chuppa rakhi thi unhone piche ki side toh mujhe pure bheed k bich Mein se hathkadiyon Mein leke gaye wohlog thankfully mask tha munh par bhenchod warna puri film ban jaati.. Finally humlog gaadiyon k pass aae Abeer ne mujhe Range Rover ki back seat par baithaaya or mere sath Anjali or Abeer baithey back seat par Mangal drive kar raha tha and Jiya aage baithi thi.. Baaki sab dusari gaadiyon Mein baithey and Anjali ne Bluetooth par order diya and gaadiyaan chal paddi..
Abeer-So what's the occasion now AP? Satisfaction nahi milla tha saikdon logon ko maarke jo or logon ko maarne aagaya..
Main-Apun kanoon jaanta hai main chup he rahunga fuck you guys..
Anjali-As you wish..
Main-By the way kaise ho tumlog?? i mean maine jyaada toh nahi maara naa?? Recover hogaye hoge?? Dard toh bahot hua hoga bc..
Anjali-Yeah fuck you bitch..
Main-My bad..
Abeer-Waise tu bada besharam hai bc Bhaag Bhaag k credit le leta hai tune nahi maara tu hota toh tera munh fod k jail Mein daal chuka hota main..you are weak and pathetic you can't touch me in a fight..
Main-Fuck you bitch..
Mangal-By the way what are you even doing here??
Main-Gaadi chala bhosdk tujhe kya panchayat hai..
Mangal - Fuck you bitch..
Abeer - Matt bata Humein toh bus tujhe seedha jail Mein daalna hai Baaki CBI waale dekhlenge..
Main-CBI waalon ki toh main Maa chod dunga tu dekhta Jaa.. Tujhe toh pata hona caahiye badla main leke rehta hun or mera badla bahot bura hota hai..
Abeer-Yeah I know woh vakeel woh do police waale abhi takk coma Mein Hain unki Saari family barbaad kardi tune..
Main-That was the whole Point..
Anjali-Waise kya lagta hai Abeer kitane saal takk andar rakhenge isko??
Abeer-Jabtak CBI waalon ki investigation chalti hai tabtak.. Kam se kam 3-4 saal toh lagenge he.. Ye Pehla shaks hoga jo bina crime prove hue he jail kaatega..
Mangal-True..
Main - You guys suck.. Fuck you guys..
Humlog police headquarters pohanchey or bhenchod wahaan or jyaada police mojjud thi and bahot he bhaari media 20 minutes Mein puri city ko pata chal gaya tha bhenchod i mean chalna tha saikdon logon k bich Mein se hathkadiyon Mein leke aae hain mujhe. Gaadiyaan andar aake rukki Abeer and Anjali uttare..
Abeer-Aaiye sir..
Main-Mera mask utaar toh bc pictures toh achi aani caahiye...
Abeer ne mera rumaal hataaya And main uttara niche mere hathkadi lage hath Uppar uthaae or bahaar media ki taraf dono hathon ki middle finger dikhaadi.. Maadarchod ye chalaao ab..
Ab mujhe wohlog andar leke aane lage toh bc wahaan jisse dekho woh mujhe dekhte he shocked reh gaya police waale bhi bc sab rukk gaye they..Andar laaya gaya mujhe and ek cell Mein daalke meri hathkadi kholke gate bandh kardiya..
Main-Hello Oye jaanwar mereko lawyer caahiye.. Laa mera phone de mereko mere lawyer ko call karna hai..
Abeer-Tera lawyer?? Woh kon hai??
Main-Koi nahi lekin still lawyer koi toh hoga.. Kanoon jaanta hun main lawyer caahiye mujhe..
Abeer-Sure lekin abhi lawyer ki jarurat nahi hai tujhe lawyer tab caahiye Hoga jab hum question karenge tujhse.. Abhi toh tujhe detain he kiya hai arrest thodi kiya hai toh thodi derr baith..
Main-Gand Fodd dunga bhosdk shyaana bana toh abhi phone dey ek call kar shakta hun main warna media Mein aisi pant utaarunga teri ki Gand fatt jaaegi.. Jaanta haina fir tu..
Abeer-Jiya phone dey toh iska..
Jiya ne mujhe mera phone diya and maine phone milaaya..
Main-Kya madam news wagairaah nahi dekhte kya?? Noukari se pyaar nahi hai tumhe lagta hai... What the fuck do you mean?? Fuck you I dont have time.. You bitch..
Call disconnected..
Maine call history delete ki and phone waapis diya..
Abeer-Kya hua?? Koi nahi millaa..??
Main-Fuck you bitch..
Anjali-CBI ko inform kardiya hai maine wohlog paperwork bhej denge kal judge k saamne lejaake seedha jail..
Main-Haan bc future dekhlo tumlog Pehle.. Jail ghanta jaayega jail main..
Mangal-Jaayega nahi bhejda jaaega.
Main-Haan or bhosdk kitane din rakhloge jail Mein Mujhe?? Sala aisi toh koi jail bani he nahi hai..
Mangal- Chinta Matt kar tere liye special cell taiyar karwaaenge.. Bhagna toh durr ki baat hai tu chal he lena wahaan par..
Abeer-Or Bhaag gaya toh fir tu hoga bhagoda yaani actually criminal fir pure desh Mein Kahin nahi chupp shakta tu Kahaan jaaega?? Even out of country chain nahi millega..
Main-Tumlog apna kaam karo naa be.. Bore Matt karo..
Ye bolke main darwaje se piche Jaake baith gaya..
Anjali-Chaaye coffee kuch lega??
Main-Chaaye he dedo..
Ye bolke maine Anjali ko dekha toh uski shakal se he samjh gaya main sarcasm tha woh..
Main-Yaa Matt do.. Waise bhi chaaye Chhod rakhi hai maine..
Abeer-Waise karne kya aaya hai tu??
Main-Juth nahi bolunga kissi ko thokne aaya tha..
Abeer-Kisko??
Main - Bata dunga toh bc tumlog lawda maarne doge..
Abeer-Matlab mera guess sahi tha pait bharra nahi itane logon ko maarke jo fir maarne aaya hai..
Main-Abe Yahaan kaa koi nahi hai bahaar kaa hai..
Abeer-Kahaan Roorkee kaa koi?? Waise bc Tikka toh tu Roorkee Mein Bhi nahi haina.. Kitane log maare??
Main-0 main bus chippa hua tha..
Abeer-Chutiya Matt bana wahaan woh minister K sath millke kand kar raha tha tu sab pata hai mujhe..
Main-Toh bc meri marji or rahi baat chutiya banaane ki woh toh tu hai he..
Abeer-Kitane log maare??
Main-Bahot jyaada..
Abeer-I hope tune saboot nahi chhode honge kyunki unke saboot mill gaye ki tu violent crime Mein shaamil tha toh teri Gand faad denge CBI waale..
Main-Saboot?? Bhosdk saboot mere haryana waale kand k he nahi they kissi k pass.. CBI ne court Mein 1 saboot bhi diya ho toh bata gandu.. 1 saboot naa tha woh toh woh bhen ki lawdi judge unke sath thi warna bc 1 single saboot nahi tha unke pass tu khud bata ho toh.. Keval munhchodi ki unhone..
Abeer-Unke pass saboot nahi they toh defense toh tere pass bhi nahi tha..
Main-Aji lund mera unse heavy thi meri daleelein lekin woh maadarchod lawdi ne suni he nahi..
Abeer-Usase badla nahi liya tune??
Main-Usase badla nahi lena abhi bc usase badla leleta toh woh case Chhod deti fir koi or gandu judge oppoint hojaata and then fir case chalta or fir naye rules laagu hotey and fir main aaj bahaar bhi nahi nikal paata.. Ab dekh chutkiyon Mein nikal jaaunga..
Abeer-Kya??
Main-Woh dekh judge madam aareli hai..
Ye sun Abeer ne piche dekha toh piche woh lawdi judge khaddi thi jissne tadipaar kiya tha mujhe..
Judge-Acp Anjali Isko chhodana padega aapko..
Anjali-Wait what?? Why??
Main-Main samjhaata hun main actually haryana permission k sath aaya hun madam ki permission k sath..
Anjali-Aapne isko permission di aane ki??
Main-Ye bhenchod nahi dene waali thi woh toh main kanoon Jaan gaya actually hua kya Mere college Mein semester exams aarahe hain or mere case Mein Mujhe Yahaan aake mere exams dene ki chutt hai toh main madam mere exams dene aaya hun..
Abeer-What the hell?? What rubbish is this..
Main-Sach hai bhosdk.. Email karke permission maangi thi maine a judge papers dikha..
Judge-Mind your language AP..
Main-Listen to me i dont give a fuck.. Gand Maar chukki hai ab lund lele mera.. Khuss reh jo jinda hai tu tere vakeel wagairaah kaa haal dekh wahi karta tera main..
Judge-.. Y. E.. Ye. Permission Papers iske..
Ye bolke ussne papers diye Anjali ko jisse dekh un sabke munh khul gaye..
Main-Game?? Mere sath?? Chutiyo mere level Mein he nahi ho tumlog mere level par aao jab Tumhaare sath game khelunga main..Jail, lund jaaega jail mera..
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