Bhai chutiya kaise katate hain sikhe inse matalab din dahade safed juthUpdate-81(The Explanation!)
Ussne wine ki bottle side rakhi or jhumtey hue boli..
Sheetal-Kahaan jarahe ho AP.. Take your reward..
Main-Hogaya hogaya.. Or kuch nahi caahiye mujhe..
Sheetal-But mujhe caahiye..
Main-Kya??
Sheetal-Tum..
Ye bolke woh mere Uppar kuddi Ekdum se or mere Uppar baith gayi.. Mereko kiss karne kaa try maarne lagi lekin maine nahi karne diya uske badle ussne mere hath chest forehead harr jagah kiss kardiye lekin main finally usase durr hua or bed se khadda hoke side hogaya..
Sheetal-come here AP stop running..
Main-Chill Sheetal.. You are drunk.. Tumhe nahi pata tum kya kar rahi ho..
Sheetal-Tumhe sachmein lagta hai main ye nashe mein kar rahi hun AP?? No way nasha toh bus ek bahana hai.. I really like you AP I really do you are a gem of a person. And I want to keep that gem..
Ye ussne serious tone Mein aise bola ki bhenchod main confuse hogaya ki Ye nashe Mein Hai yaa nahi or uss confusion k douraan woh firse mujhse lipat gayi.. Mere Galle Mein apni baahein daal jhullne lagi woh.. No no no... This is not happening.. Bhenchod Anaa ko kya munh dikhaaunga main.. Fuck No.. This is not happening.
Maine usko khinch k hataaya khudse lekin woh fir meri taraf bhaagi.. Maine pakkada usko..
Main-Sheetal chill dekho ye galat hai Tumhaara boyfriend hai ek..
Sheetal-I hate him I hate him so much.. But I love you.. You are so sweet AP.. I hope main Pehle milli hoti tumse toh abtak toh Humaare chotey-2 bache hogaye hotey..
What the fuck.. Fuck the what.. Bhenchod ye toh galat he train ki ticket leki beta AP..
Main-Yeah ok subah Baat karenge good night sweet dreams..
Ye bol main gate ki taraf badha toh woh jump maarke mere or gate k bichmein aagayi..
Sheetal-Nope Baat toh abhi or issi waqt hogi AP..
Main-Sheetal..
Shee-AP do you love me or not??
Main-Sheetal listen..
Shee-Yes or no AP.. Spit it out.. Do you love me??
Main-I.. I actually woh listen tumne bahot pee Lee hai you don't even know tum kya baatein kar rahi ho..
Shee-Mujhe sab pata hai nashe Mein propose nahi kar rahi hun main i liked you in our first meet jab tum Pehli baar Yahaan aae they and then you helped my dad I was mesmerized by you.. I had a boyfriend so I kept it to myself.. But not anymore I really really like you AP..
Main-that's so sweet of you..
Shee-So do you accept me or not?? I need an answer AP..
Main - Listen listen tumhe toh pata he hai relationship is a big big thing i mean sure i like you you are sweet as honey. . But you know I need some time koi choti Baat nahi hai ye samjh rahi ho.. You and me this is a big big deal.. Toh usko process karne k liye time toh caahiye hoga naa tum he bataao..
Shee-That is true.. Yep..
Main-Exactly so main tumhe subah bataa dunga apna answer..
Shee-OK i agree..
Main-Toh jaaun main ab??
Shee-Ek shart par..
Main-Kya??
Shee-You have to kiss me once before you go..
Main-Sheetal..
Shee-AP I am not letting you go until you kiss me with passion..
Main-Subah pakka..
Shee-I want a kiss right fucking now. Or I am not sleeping.. Just one kiss AP Jesus you said you liked me..
Main-Yeah I do like you..
Shee-Then kiss me I am all yours.. Warna main ab sound uncha karne waali hun you know mom dad ko bhi toh pata chale humari relationship kaa...
Bhenchod nashe Mein itana tang puri life Mein Sam Ravi or Rohit ne nahi kiya hoga mujhe jitana issne ek baar Mein kardiya.. Lund ki information bhenchod..
Main - Ok..
Shee-Wuuuuuhuuuuu.. Listen it need to be real samjhe not just some regular smooch.. I want the best you got warna it doesn't count samjhe..
Main-Sure..
Ab bhenchod ek kiss he toh hai bhalla Anaa ko kya pata chalega i mean usse bhalla kon bataaega..
Shee-Hello.. Khaddey-2 so gaye kya AP.. Hehehe..
Maine uska hath pakkadke usse apni taraf khincha or uski nasheeli aankhon Mein dekhte hue apne honth uske mulayam honthon par rakh diye.. Not gonna lie mujhe bura toh laga but that scene was hot as fuck.. Uske dono hath mere baalon Mein chal rahe they or woh Iss time kaa bharpur aanand lerahi thi maano ye nashe Mein Ho he na.. Ab maine alag hone kaa try kiya toh ussne mujhe kasske pakkada or naa Mein gardan hilaai bina kiss todey..Woh mujhe chuss rahi thi ek hissab se bc literally pain or Maja dono aaraha tha mujhe.. Finally woh haanfti hui alag hui mujhse.. Bhenchod ab sans aaya mujhe bhi mere honth sunn hogaye they ek baar ko toh..
Shee-AP.. Ummm.. I didn't had that many kisses but that was by far the best kiss I ever had.. Ummmm.. I love you..
Main-Good night..
Ye bolke main uske room se nikala or apne room Mein aake turant gate bandh karliye Maine..main seedha bed par girra Holy fuck.. That was not supposed to happen.. Fuck.. Ab mujhe bc halka halka guilty feel horaha tha. Saala ajeeb fansa bhenchod.. Fuck..
Inhi sab k bich mujhe nind aagayi bc maybe thoda bahot nasha toh mujhe bhi tha....Subah meri aankh khulli toh koi mera gate knock kar raha tha.. Maine time dekha toh 8.30 baje they subah k.. Maine uthke gate khola toh Saamne Sheetal khaddi thi or isase Pehle mujhe yaad nahi tha ki kal raat kya hua lekin usko dekhtey he ek he second Mein Saara flashback Saamne aagaya mere or Main Ekdum se darrke piche hatt gaya.. "No No No No"..
Sheetal kaa cehra uttara hua tha maano usse yaad ho ki kal kya hua tha.. Woh turant andar aai or gate bandh kiya.. Bhenchod ye toh sachmein piche padd gayi ab toh din dahaade bhenchod.. Main turant bed k Uppar kudda..
Main-Chill chill.. Please listen listen..
Sheetal-AP I am really really sorry..
Main-Hain??
Sheetal-Mujhe exactly yaad nahi kal kya hua but i think that I did something stupid..
Main-Oh yeah stupid kehna galat hoga.. You were crazy.. Abhi theek ho tum??
Sheetal-Yeah just an headache.. Bed k Uppar kyun khaddey ho tum..
Main-Oh you have no idea.. Kya hua kal..
Sheetal-Thats why I am here.. Please come here baitho..
Main darrta hua Sheetal k pass gaya or bed par uske bagal Mein baitha..
Sheetal-I want to know everything that happened last night..
Main-Pakka??
Sheetal-Yeah.. Did something happened between us two?? Please tell me..
Main-Oh puri story he suno ji.. So raat ko main washroom k liye utha or jab bahaar nikala toh tumhaara gate khulla tha or tum bahaar thi ab woh flush sound itani loud thi ki mujhe laga maine tumhari sleep disturb kardi.. Lekin tumne kaha tumhe nind aai he nahi thi and Tumhaara chehra kaafi uttara hua tha mujhe laga Tumhaare bhai kaa issue hoga lekin woh nahi tha tumne nahi bataaya actually kya tha or obviously maine force kiya nahi then tumne kaha kya main drink karunga Tumhaare sath ab khaana khaane k baad kya drink karna lekin tumne force kiya ki keval Wine he hai first of all i hate wine main kabhi close bhi nahi Jaata uske but again ab tum tension mein thi toh socha company dedun.. Ab Tumhaare pass glass tha ek he toh tumne woh mujhe diya or mere suru hone se Pehle tumne bottle ko he munh laga diya i was shocked to see that.. Tab mujhe samjh aaya ki relationship issues honge pakka. Tumne kahaa bhi ki Haan aisa he kuch and kaha ki or kuch nahi bataane laayak then Humne baatein ki humari journey ki kaise humlog mille and all.. Or Iss bich tum dabaa k wine peeti rahi or mujhe bhi peelati rahi..
Sheetal bade he gorr se sun rahi thi meri baatein maano usse ab pachtaava horaha ho..
Main-So then tumhe hogaya nasha ab ye aaya awkward part are you sure ye sunana caahogi tum??
Sheetal - Yeah I want to know everything...
Main-Ahem ahem toh tab suru hua tumhara naya phase tum lagi mere sath flirt karne bhaari woh bhi I don't know tum joke kar rahi thi yaa nashe ki wajah se. Or then tumne mujhe almost propose bhi kardiya and you and you kissed me..
Sheetal-What??
Main - Tumhe kya thoda bahot bhi yaad nahi hai??
Sheetal-Yeah aisa kuch mujhe yaad toh hai ki I forced myself on you.. And I am feeling shitty right now..
Main-So I know main Tumhaare sath flirt karta hun and all but main aisa banda bhi nahi hun jo nashe Mein Tumhaara faayda uthaaun so main piche hatt gaya lekin tumhaare andar pata nahi konsi superpower aagayi tum literally mere Uppar jump maarne lagi you tried kissing me and stuff.. Then tumne foda bomb you said you love me so much blah blah tumne kaha how you liked me from day 1 and how caring I am the usual drunk stuff. Then tumne mujhe pucha do i love you?? Main Baat ghumaane laga but nashe Mein tum or jyaada smart hogayi thi lekin maine kaise naa kaise Baat palti then hua sabse bada kand main bahaar Jaane laga toh tum gate k Uppar khaddi hogayi and said tum mujhe tabhi Jaane dogi jab main tumhe ek genuine kiss dunga.. Or agar nahi diya toh tum loud hojaaogi Taaki Tumhaare mom dad ko bhi toh pata chale hum dono ki love story ka..
Sheetal-What???????????
Main-Yeah... Exactly..
Sheetal - Oh God.. Then kya hua?? We kissed or no??
Main-Oh yeah we kissed.. And then I ran to my room and bam slept..
Sheetal - Oh God.. AP I am so so so sorry for all that..i don't know kya Hua main kabhi bhi ek glass se jyaada drink nahi karti. I have no idea what got into me.. I am terribly sorry.. I am such a shame..
Main-Oh no no chill.. Khudko blame Matt karo it's not your fault ye wine kaa fault hai mujhe pata tha woh sab nashe Mein he kar rahi ho tum so maine dil par nahi liya.. Jabki main khus hota agar woh sab nashe Mein Nahi kiya hota tumne toh.. You know proposal and stuff..
Sheetal-I can't belive I forced you to kiss me.. That is absurd..
Main-I know right main khud confuse tha khuss houn yaa bhaagun..
Ab Sheetal turant mere Galle se milli baithtey baithtey he.
Sheetal- Thank you thank you so much AP for taking care of me koi Orr hota toh nashe kaa najaane Kitana faayda uthaaleta.. You you you are something else AP.. You are just great..
Main-Not going to lie faayda toh main bhi uthaana caahta tha because of how beautiful you are but again I want you fair and square not because of some stupid wine..
Sheetal-I am so sorry AP..
Main - It's ok chill chill..
Woh alag hui mujhse and boli..
Sheetal-So maine kuch nahi bataaya kyun naraaj thi main..
Main-Nope. Not at all..
Ye sun Sheetal ne lambi sans lee ki chalo ussne kuch nahi bataaya uske so called London waale secret boyfriend k baare Mein. Jaisa Uday ne usko samjhaya hai ki kissi ko kuch nahi bataana and all..
Sheetal - Oh God that was so stupid of me AP..
Main-No no its fine Sheetal don't worry about it..
Tab niche se uncle ki awaaj aai ki breakfast ready hai..
Main-tum chalo main fresh hoke aata hun..
Sheetal uthi gate khola..
Sheetal-One last question AP..
Main-Kya??
Sheetal-Tumhaara jawaab kya tha jab maine tumse pucha ki do you love me??
Main-Maine kaha Subah bataunga abhi puchna hai toh aao andar bataa deta hun..
Sheetal- no no i am good..
Ye bolke woh chali gayi wahaan se.. Mission half successful we in boys Sheetal ne koi badi deal nahi banaai Iss Baat ki or Main banaane waala tha nahi so we are chilling and 1 step closer to success..
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Bahot zaberdast shaandaar lajawab update AP bhaiUpdate-82(Vibes)Main fresh hoke niche gaya breakfast ready tha sabke sath breakfast kiya maine lekin Iss bich ek baat notice ki maine ki Sheetal kaafi awkward behave kar rahi thi like woh blush kar rahi thi then smile kar rahi thi mujhe dekh dekh k.. Bhenchod nasha puri tarah gaya nahi lagta hai.. Uske baad main Uncle ji k sath baitha kuch derr then bahaar kaam dekha Pankaj k sath..
Ab issue ye hogaya ki meri cigarettes khatam hogayi or mujhe nahi pata tha dukaan kidhar hai Yahaan.. Sam wagaairaah gaye they dukaan par main nahi gaya tha or gaya bhi tha toh lund yaad nahi mujhe.. Issliye main gaon ki galiyon Mein ghumta raha ikka dukka log mille jo mujhe daily mill jaate they Yahaan sabse hi hello namastey hue.. Kaafi derr dhundaney k Baad maine ek ladke se puch he liya ki bhai Yahaan dukaan kahaa hai ussne pucha kya lena hai maine kaha cigarettes.. Toh ussne kaha badhiya waali keval 1 dukan par he milengi jo saamne waali main galli Mein left side hai 10 - 12 ghar chhod k.. Ab main gaya uss taraf toh muddne k Baad woh dukaan dikh gayi mujhe medium c dukaan thi main wahaan pohancha toh cigarette Saamne he rakhi mill gayi.. Gajab.. Main counter par aaya toh andar dukaan Mein 4 bandey baithtey hukka khudka rahe they.. Ek dum mast mahool bana rakha tha unmein se ek dukaandaar tha mujhe dekh woh counter par aaya..
"Haan bhai k lega"
Maine ek pack uthaaya.
Main-Kitane ki hai..
Shop-Arrey kamaal karo ho bhai tumse thodi paise lenge Humaare gaon k liye itana sab karwaa rahe ho naa naa katai nahi..
Main-Arrey woh toh farj hai mera or ab tu bhi apna farj nibha le le.. Warna cigarette naa lunga main..
Maine usko paise diye chuttey dene laga tab andar baithtey un ladkon Mein se ek ne awaaj di mujhe.. Maine jukh k dekha toh Vinay tha woh.
Vinay-Aaja Salman khan andar..
Main - Bus tumlog karo enjoy..
Vinay-Abe Aa naa chutiye..
Bhen kaa Lund iska ilaaj bhi kar he deta hun.. Iski maai kaa bhosdaa..
Main andar aaya..
Main-Haan bol..
Vinay-Tu bol.. K dikkat hai..
Main - Meri dikkat naa theek hove tere se..
Vinay-Achyaa..
Ye sun woh teeno khaddey hogaye mere Saamne..
Shopkeeper-O Vinay dukaan main bakchodi nahi..
Vinay-Tu Jaa nai bawli gand.. Han tu sun ibb sudhar jyaa beta mereko sab pata hai kyun Yahaan chakkar kaate hai tu.. Meri behan hai woh.. Bhosdk hath pair tod dunga Humein naa matlab fir kon hai tu kon nahi.. Samjha..
Main - Achyaa..
Vinay-Haan.. Gand Mein hat...
Woh aage kuch bolta usase Pehle maara maine uske pait Mein Ek bhayaanak punch or agle he second dusare waale ko bhi diya same punch woh dono khaanstey hue apne ghutano par aagaye teesre ne mujhe maarna caaha but main easily bacha or piche hattke usko di pait mein laat isko jyaada he lag gayi kyunki woh niche girra ulti kartey hue woh bhi..
Shop - Oho ho kardiya naash..
Main unki chair leke baitha woh log niche paddey paddey khaanstey rahe. Itani he aukaat thi inki.. Maine cigarette jalaai ek..
Main-Ek cold drink or dede bhai..
Shop-Coke he hai bus bhai..
Main-Woh a dede..
Ussne mujhe cold rink di main sutta peene laga..
Main-Khadda ho bhosdk uth.. Teri Maa ki chut maarun saale.. Uth.
Woh Vinay meri chair kaa sahaara leke utha or Saamne waali chair par baith gaya.. Uski aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi thi or munh laal hogaya tha Ekdum.. Woh chair par baithke kutton ki taraf haanfne laga.. Dusara sathi bhi utha lekin woh niche he baith gaya deewar kaa sahaara leke.. Teesre ko badhiya lag gayi thi usse Dukaandaar ne uthaaya or wahaan maze par leta diya..
Shopk-Maadarchod jab naa hai bus ki toh kyun dada bantey ho.. Ab Yahaan safaai kon thaara Baap karega..
Main-Haan kya bol raha tha tu repeat kar toh??
Maine uski chair ko maari laat woh girra chair k sath he piche..
Main-Suna nahi k kaha tune?? Dobara boliye..
Shopk-Arrey Jaan dey bhai chutiya hai yo toh Marr jega Tumhaare naam hoke.. Bhaaj je re vinedo.. Bhaag..
Uss Dukaandaar ne un teeno ko bahaar kiya or khud baitha mere pass ek chair par or aaram se hukka peeney laga maano kuch hua he nahi.. Thats the beauty of haryana we don't give a fuck..
Shop-Bahot he achaa kaam karwaa rahe ho gaon Mein bhai tum.. Bahot si duaaein lagengi aapko.. Pata hai najaane kitane he log roj dukhi hotey hain isase.. Gaon waale daactar or ye clinic waale toh harr mareej ko 1 paracetamol deke bhaga detey hain.. Caahe Saamne waale ko aids ho..
Ye sun mujhe hansi aagayi..
Main-K naam hai bhai tera??
Shop-Ji Sandeep..
Main-padhaai wagaairaah kartey ho k??
Sandeep-Arrey kaisi padhaai bhai main toh dukaan or khet he dekhta hun Haan chota bhai padhe hai mera badhiya hai padhne Mein..
Main-Achi Baat Hai.. 1 padhne waala hona caahiye..
Sand-Wahi toh bhai Yahaan k rakha hai bhalla mera Baap dukaan or khet dekhte dekhte Marr gaya kade naa bungalow bana paaya or naa he main bana paaun issi liye chotey ko padha raha hun..
Main-Sahi kar raha hai.. Tujh jaise log kam miltey hain Aajkal..
Sand-Arrey bus tumhara baddakpan hai bhai..
Main-Chalo bhai thanks chalta hun..
San-Ji ji.. Ye lo mera number kabhi bhi koi cheej caahiye ho toh mujhe phone kardena aapko aane ki jarurat nahi hai main pohanchwa dunga wahaan..
Main-Arrey gajab yahi caahiye tha bus.. Main raasta bhull jaata hun bc...
San-Haahah.. Gaon ki galiyan hain bhai ye ache ache ghum jaatey hain..
Main-Sahi kaha..
Main wahaan se nikala acha banda tha ek do bandey rojj aise mill jaaein toh mood fresh rahe..Ghar aaya main toh seedha Uppar he aagaya Uppar Terrace par aaya toh Sheetal wahaan baithi kuch files bana rahi thi apni..
Sheetal-Hello..
Main-Yello.. Busy??
Sheetal-Not really..
Aage kuch bolne se Pehle baja mera phone jo Rajendra uncle kaa tha..
Main-Uncle parnaam..
Raje-Parnaam sahaabjaadey parnaam.. Ye ek ladka aaya hai mere pass..
Main-Haan Maine he bheja hai.. Karwaado admission or graduation ki Saari fees paid kardena total..
Raje-Fees wees toh theek AP lekin abhi admission?? Itana late kaise lun..
Main-Lo bhalla abhi drugs waale cases Mein 15-20 students toh rusticate hue they14-15 nashediyon ko gharwaale bhi legaye honge toh seats Kahaan full hain bhalla.. 30-40 toh gaye he honge..
Raje-Gaye toh 82 they pure lekin unke jagah par 2760 bandey apply kar chuke hain jinmein se 50% toh vvip hain sahaab.. Ye bhi toh dekho.. Sabke admission hochuke hain un seats par even kal new students ki classes suru hojaaenge..
Main-Mujhse bada VIP hai kya koi??
Raje-Aapse bada bhalla kon hoga bade sahaab ji..
Main-Toh Karwaado..
Raje-A AP aisa matt kar mereko 100 Jawaab dene padenge..
Main-Bus kya uncle bus itani he yaari thi apni.. Hain?? Yaad rakho fir next time college k kand Mein AP theek nahi karega kuch..
Raje-Blackmail matt kar.. Khaas hai ye tera??
Main-Bilkul warna bhejta he nahi..
Raje-OK hojaaega..
Main-Perfect.. Thanks love you..
Raje - Blackmailer kahin kaa rakh phone..
Call disconnected..
Sheetal - Baitho..
Main-Arrey nahi tum karo kaam main niche hun tabtak..
Sheetal-OK lunch kartey hain thodi der Mein tabtak free hojaaungi main..
Main-Yo.. Noice..
Main waapis niche aaya or bahaar he baith gaya chair leke. Kaam wagaairaah dekhne laga or kuch tha nahi karne ko.. 1 ghantey se Uppar wahi ghumta raha main.. Waise ek baat dekhi jaae toh beshak motive kuch bhi ho mera lekin kaam bahot he jyaada bada karwaadiya maine.. Yahi sochte sochte time nikal gaya or Aunty lunch k liye bulaane aai mujhe toh main andar aaya hath munh dhoke baitha sabke sath..
Sarpanch-Ye Pankaj bahot he sahi banda chuna beta tumne.. Bahot mehanati hai..
Main-Haan bahot sahi hai..
Lunch k dauraan ab bahaar se kissi ne awaaj di..
"Sarpanch Sahaab ghar a ho k?" "
Sarp-Aaja bhai aaja andar Konsa hai..
Gate khulla or woh shopkeeper Sandeep aaya andar jisase din Mein milla tha main. Uske sath woh ladka bhi tha jiska admission karwaya tha maine Mandeep, main samjh gaya ye Sandeep kaa bhai hai jiska jikar woh dukaan par kar raha tha..
Sarp-Arrey Sandeep aaja bhai aaja..
Sandeep-Ram Ram tauji.
Sarp-Ram ram bhai teri 2 baar aaja khaana khaale..
Sand-Bus tauji full hun.. Main toh thoda kaam se aaya tha.. Mandeepiya khadda k hai pair chuchkaar..
Ye sun Mandeep meri taraf jukha toh main turant chair se khadda hogaya..
Main - Bus bhai hogaya.. Bhai jaisa hai tu pair thodi chuwega.. Hogaya sab??
Mandeep-Ji. Fees bhi hogayi pure course ki..
Sandeep-Ankit bhai bahot bahot dhanywaad..
Sarp-Hua kya Sandeep??
Sandeep me bataaya ki kaise maine uske bhai kaa admission karwaya and then thodi derr firr wahi thank you puraan chala..Mandeep ko btech karni thi lekin Yahaan BSc Mein admission milla tha Pehle usse lekin ab usse mere college Mein btech Mein he mill gaya tha jo achi Baat thi..
Main-Kalse classes bhi suru hojaaengi teri??
Mandeep-Haan bhai.. Kal se jitane vacant seats par admission hue hain unki class suru hai.. Rajendra sir ne bataaya ye kuch students bich Mein chale gaye unki seats ko full karne k liye ye program chalaya tha or ab jo new admission hain unke courses wise extra classes bhi lagengi..
Main-OK.. Kal mere sath chalna subah main cricket team waala bhi karwaadunga..
Mandeep-Ji bhai..
Main-Ye Sandeep bada genuine banda hai bahot mehnat kar raha hai tere Uppar isliye padhai or cricket dono Mein aag laga deni hai tujhe..
Man-Ji ji..
Woh log gaye wahaan se chalo achaa hua do ache logon ki help hogayi.. Actually main help karke kaafi khuss hota hun aise logon ki kyunki isase maine i mean maine nahi 2.0 ne jitane paap kiye hain uska 0.0001 % hissa toh dhullega he.. Lol..
Actually mujhe 1 or kaam karna tha Mujhe Sheetal kaa phone bhi caahiye tha kyunki mere pass ek number tha sheetal kaa jo already Pooja ne tracking par laga rakha tha lekin kal raat Sheetal k pass jo phone aaya tha woh uske official number par nahi aaya tha dusare number par aaya hoga or mujhe woh number caahiye tha jisase Uday ne isko call kiya tha.. Fir main bhejunga London uss gandu ko..
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Waiting for new update bhaiUpdate-82(Vibes)Main fresh hoke niche gaya breakfast ready tha sabke sath breakfast kiya maine lekin Iss bich ek baat notice ki maine ki Sheetal kaafi awkward behave kar rahi thi like woh blush kar rahi thi then smile kar rahi thi mujhe dekh dekh k.. Bhenchod nasha puri tarah gaya nahi lagta hai.. Uske baad main Uncle ji k sath baitha kuch derr then bahaar kaam dekha Pankaj k sath..
Ab issue ye hogaya ki meri cigarettes khatam hogayi or mujhe nahi pata tha dukaan kidhar hai Yahaan.. Sam wagaairaah gaye they dukaan par main nahi gaya tha or gaya bhi tha toh lund yaad nahi mujhe.. Issliye main gaon ki galiyon Mein ghumta raha ikka dukka log mille jo mujhe daily mill jaate they Yahaan sabse hi hello namastey hue.. Kaafi derr dhundaney k Baad maine ek ladke se puch he liya ki bhai Yahaan dukaan kahaa hai ussne pucha kya lena hai maine kaha cigarettes.. Toh ussne kaha badhiya waali keval 1 dukan par he milengi jo saamne waali main galli Mein left side hai 10 - 12 ghar chhod k.. Ab main gaya uss taraf toh muddne k Baad woh dukaan dikh gayi mujhe medium c dukaan thi main wahaan pohancha toh cigarette Saamne he rakhi mill gayi.. Gajab.. Main counter par aaya toh andar dukaan Mein 4 bandey baithtey hukka khudka rahe they.. Ek dum mast mahool bana rakha tha unmein se ek dukaandaar tha mujhe dekh woh counter par aaya..
"Haan bhai k lega"
Maine ek pack uthaaya.
Main-Kitane ki hai..
Shop-Arrey kamaal karo ho bhai tumse thodi paise lenge Humaare gaon k liye itana sab karwaa rahe ho naa naa katai nahi..
Main-Arrey woh toh farj hai mera or ab tu bhi apna farj nibha le le.. Warna cigarette naa lunga main..
Maine usko paise diye chuttey dene laga tab andar baithtey un ladkon Mein se ek ne awaaj di mujhe.. Maine jukh k dekha toh Vinay tha woh.
Vinay-Aaja Salman khan andar..
Main - Bus tumlog karo enjoy..
Vinay-Abe Aa naa chutiye..
Bhen kaa Lund iska ilaaj bhi kar he deta hun.. Iski maai kaa bhosdaa..
Main andar aaya..
Main-Haan bol..
Vinay-Tu bol.. K dikkat hai..
Main - Meri dikkat naa theek hove tere se..
Vinay-Achyaa..
Ye sun woh teeno khaddey hogaye mere Saamne..
Shopkeeper-O Vinay dukaan main bakchodi nahi..
Vinay-Tu Jaa nai bawli gand.. Han tu sun ibb sudhar jyaa beta mereko sab pata hai kyun Yahaan chakkar kaate hai tu.. Meri behan hai woh.. Bhosdk hath pair tod dunga Humein naa matlab fir kon hai tu kon nahi.. Samjha..
Main - Achyaa..
Vinay-Haan.. Gand Mein hat...
Woh aage kuch bolta usase Pehle maara maine uske pait Mein Ek bhayaanak punch or agle he second dusare waale ko bhi diya same punch woh dono khaanstey hue apne ghutano par aagaye teesre ne mujhe maarna caaha but main easily bacha or piche hattke usko di pait mein laat isko jyaada he lag gayi kyunki woh niche girra ulti kartey hue woh bhi..
Shop - Oho ho kardiya naash..
Main unki chair leke baitha woh log niche paddey paddey khaanstey rahe. Itani he aukaat thi inki.. Maine cigarette jalaai ek..
Main-Ek cold drink or dede bhai..
Shop-Coke he hai bus bhai..
Main-Woh a dede..
Ussne mujhe cold rink di main sutta peene laga..
Main-Khadda ho bhosdk uth.. Teri Maa ki chut maarun saale.. Uth.
Woh Vinay meri chair kaa sahaara leke utha or Saamne waali chair par baith gaya.. Uski aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi thi or munh laal hogaya tha Ekdum.. Woh chair par baithke kutton ki taraf haanfne laga.. Dusara sathi bhi utha lekin woh niche he baith gaya deewar kaa sahaara leke.. Teesre ko badhiya lag gayi thi usse Dukaandaar ne uthaaya or wahaan maze par leta diya..
Shopk-Maadarchod jab naa hai bus ki toh kyun dada bantey ho.. Ab Yahaan safaai kon thaara Baap karega..
Main-Haan kya bol raha tha tu repeat kar toh??
Maine uski chair ko maari laat woh girra chair k sath he piche..
Main-Suna nahi k kaha tune?? Dobara boliye..
Shopk-Arrey Jaan dey bhai chutiya hai yo toh Marr jega Tumhaare naam hoke.. Bhaaj je re vinedo.. Bhaag..
Uss Dukaandaar ne un teeno ko bahaar kiya or khud baitha mere pass ek chair par or aaram se hukka peeney laga maano kuch hua he nahi.. Thats the beauty of haryana we don't give a fuck..
Shop-Bahot he achaa kaam karwaa rahe ho gaon Mein bhai tum.. Bahot si duaaein lagengi aapko.. Pata hai najaane kitane he log roj dukhi hotey hain isase.. Gaon waale daactar or ye clinic waale toh harr mareej ko 1 paracetamol deke bhaga detey hain.. Caahe Saamne waale ko aids ho..
Ye sun mujhe hansi aagayi..
Main-K naam hai bhai tera??
Shop-Ji Sandeep..
Main-padhaai wagaairaah kartey ho k??
Sandeep-Arrey kaisi padhaai bhai main toh dukaan or khet he dekhta hun Haan chota bhai padhe hai mera badhiya hai padhne Mein..
Main-Achi Baat Hai.. 1 padhne waala hona caahiye..
Sand-Wahi toh bhai Yahaan k rakha hai bhalla mera Baap dukaan or khet dekhte dekhte Marr gaya kade naa bungalow bana paaya or naa he main bana paaun issi liye chotey ko padha raha hun..
Main-Sahi kar raha hai.. Tujh jaise log kam miltey hain Aajkal..
Sand-Arrey bus tumhara baddakpan hai bhai..
Main-Chalo bhai thanks chalta hun..
San-Ji ji.. Ye lo mera number kabhi bhi koi cheej caahiye ho toh mujhe phone kardena aapko aane ki jarurat nahi hai main pohanchwa dunga wahaan..
Main-Arrey gajab yahi caahiye tha bus.. Main raasta bhull jaata hun bc...
San-Haahah.. Gaon ki galiyan hain bhai ye ache ache ghum jaatey hain..
Main-Sahi kaha..
Main wahaan se nikala acha banda tha ek do bandey rojj aise mill jaaein toh mood fresh rahe..Ghar aaya main toh seedha Uppar he aagaya Uppar Terrace par aaya toh Sheetal wahaan baithi kuch files bana rahi thi apni..
Sheetal-Hello..
Main-Yello.. Busy??
Sheetal-Not really..
Aage kuch bolne se Pehle baja mera phone jo Rajendra uncle kaa tha..
Main-Uncle parnaam..
Raje-Parnaam sahaabjaadey parnaam.. Ye ek ladka aaya hai mere pass..
Main-Haan Maine he bheja hai.. Karwaado admission or graduation ki Saari fees paid kardena total..
Raje-Fees wees toh theek AP lekin abhi admission?? Itana late kaise lun..
Main-Lo bhalla abhi drugs waale cases Mein 15-20 students toh rusticate hue they14-15 nashediyon ko gharwaale bhi legaye honge toh seats Kahaan full hain bhalla.. 30-40 toh gaye he honge..
Raje-Gaye toh 82 they pure lekin unke jagah par 2760 bandey apply kar chuke hain jinmein se 50% toh vvip hain sahaab.. Ye bhi toh dekho.. Sabke admission hochuke hain un seats par even kal new students ki classes suru hojaaenge..
Main-Mujhse bada VIP hai kya koi??
Raje-Aapse bada bhalla kon hoga bade sahaab ji..
Main-Toh Karwaado..
Raje-A AP aisa matt kar mereko 100 Jawaab dene padenge..
Main-Bus kya uncle bus itani he yaari thi apni.. Hain?? Yaad rakho fir next time college k kand Mein AP theek nahi karega kuch..
Raje-Blackmail matt kar.. Khaas hai ye tera??
Main-Bilkul warna bhejta he nahi..
Raje-OK hojaaega..
Main-Perfect.. Thanks love you..
Raje - Blackmailer kahin kaa rakh phone..
Call disconnected..
Sheetal - Baitho..
Main-Arrey nahi tum karo kaam main niche hun tabtak..
Sheetal-OK lunch kartey hain thodi der Mein tabtak free hojaaungi main..
Main-Yo.. Noice..
Main waapis niche aaya or bahaar he baith gaya chair leke. Kaam wagaairaah dekhne laga or kuch tha nahi karne ko.. 1 ghantey se Uppar wahi ghumta raha main.. Waise ek baat dekhi jaae toh beshak motive kuch bhi ho mera lekin kaam bahot he jyaada bada karwaadiya maine.. Yahi sochte sochte time nikal gaya or Aunty lunch k liye bulaane aai mujhe toh main andar aaya hath munh dhoke baitha sabke sath..
Sarpanch-Ye Pankaj bahot he sahi banda chuna beta tumne.. Bahot mehanati hai..
Main-Haan bahot sahi hai..
Lunch k dauraan ab bahaar se kissi ne awaaj di..
"Sarpanch Sahaab ghar a ho k?" "
Sarp-Aaja bhai aaja andar Konsa hai..
Gate khulla or woh shopkeeper Sandeep aaya andar jisase din Mein milla tha main. Uske sath woh ladka bhi tha jiska admission karwaya tha maine Mandeep, main samjh gaya ye Sandeep kaa bhai hai jiska jikar woh dukaan par kar raha tha..
Sarp-Arrey Sandeep aaja bhai aaja..
Sandeep-Ram Ram tauji.
Sarp-Ram ram bhai teri 2 baar aaja khaana khaale..
Sand-Bus tauji full hun.. Main toh thoda kaam se aaya tha.. Mandeepiya khadda k hai pair chuchkaar..
Ye sun Mandeep meri taraf jukha toh main turant chair se khadda hogaya..
Main - Bus bhai hogaya.. Bhai jaisa hai tu pair thodi chuwega.. Hogaya sab??
Mandeep-Ji. Fees bhi hogayi pure course ki..
Sandeep-Ankit bhai bahot bahot dhanywaad..
Sarp-Hua kya Sandeep??
Sandeep me bataaya ki kaise maine uske bhai kaa admission karwaya and then thodi derr firr wahi thank you puraan chala..Mandeep ko btech karni thi lekin Yahaan BSc Mein admission milla tha Pehle usse lekin ab usse mere college Mein btech Mein he mill gaya tha jo achi Baat thi..
Main-Kalse classes bhi suru hojaaengi teri??
Mandeep-Haan bhai.. Kal se jitane vacant seats par admission hue hain unki class suru hai.. Rajendra sir ne bataaya ye kuch students bich Mein chale gaye unki seats ko full karne k liye ye program chalaya tha or ab jo new admission hain unke courses wise extra classes bhi lagengi..
Main-OK.. Kal mere sath chalna subah main cricket team waala bhi karwaadunga..
Mandeep-Ji bhai..
Main-Ye Sandeep bada genuine banda hai bahot mehnat kar raha hai tere Uppar isliye padhai or cricket dono Mein aag laga deni hai tujhe..
Man-Ji ji..
Woh log gaye wahaan se chalo achaa hua do ache logon ki help hogayi.. Actually main help karke kaafi khuss hota hun aise logon ki kyunki isase maine i mean maine nahi 2.0 ne jitane paap kiye hain uska 0.0001 % hissa toh dhullega he.. Lol..
Actually mujhe 1 or kaam karna tha Mujhe Sheetal kaa phone bhi caahiye tha kyunki mere pass ek number tha sheetal kaa jo already Pooja ne tracking par laga rakha tha lekin kal raat Sheetal k pass jo phone aaya tha woh uske official number par nahi aaya tha dusare number par aaya hoga or mujhe woh number caahiye tha jisase Uday ne isko call kiya tha.. Fir main bhejunga London uss gandu ko..
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