Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Ajay]

Update-78(Cricket?)

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Mera room Sheetal k room k just Saamne tha like aamne Saamne..

Sheetal-So kaisa laga room??

Main-Perfect.. Main mera samaan leke aata hun..

Main niche aaya Gaadi se samaan liya and waapis room Mein aaya..

Sheetal-AP tumne khet dekhe hain??

Main-Khet kya hota hai?? Main toh USA rehta hun jaise.. Madam main gaon Mein he rehta hun..

Sheetal-Tumhaara gaon USA k baraabar he hai padha hai maine news Mein one of the most developed village in India..

Main-Toh khet toh hain he.. Infact bahot jyaada khet hain to be exact nahi maalum lekin kaafi hain lekin hum kheti kartey nahi Saari jameen logon Mein Baant rakhi hai kyunki Humein jarurat nahi hai or unka ghar chal Jaata. Keval ek chota saa part Humaare liye rakha hai jisme hum ghar k khaane k liye crops ugaatey hain.. Hum nahi actually Humaare kaka hain ek woh kartey hain.. Main ab kam he jaata hun kyunki time kam milta hai..

Sheetal-I see.. Toh chalo aaj tumhe Humaare kheton Mein ghuma laati hun..

Main-Sure..

Sheetal-Wait main kapdey change karke aati hun..

Main-Sure..

Main waapis room Mein aaya toh babhi ka call aagaya..

Babhi-Haanji sir kaise hain?

Main - Sab badhiya madamji..

Babhi-Bata k bhi nahi gaya tu..

Main-koi tha he nahi ghar maine toh wait bhi kiya aapka..

Babhi-Abhi aai hun bus yaar.. SAM ne bataaya tu rukkne waala hai udhar??

Main-Yeah kal tak aajaunga..

Babhi-Cool Dhyaan rakhna apna..

Main-100%..

Babhi-Ok bye Betu...

Main-Bye..

Call disconnected..

Maine call cut ki he thi ki Sheetal k room kaa gate khulla or woh nikali bahaar or mere munh se nikala "HOLY FUCKKKK".. Kyunki filhaal Sheetal ne ek green color ka suit salwaar pehna tha jisme woh bahot he bhayaanak maal lag rahi thi like bahot jyaada.. Ek dum desi haryanvi vibes aarahi thi usase.. Oh god.. Bhenchod Saare sareer Mein maano new energy aagayi thi..

Sheetal-Hello. AP??

Main - oh hi. Listen first things first you are looking extremely hot..or ye flirt nahi tha this is straight coming from my heart..

Sheetal-Aww thank you so much.. Chalein?

Main-Sure..

Sheetal-Aao..

Hum dono niche aae..

Sheetal-Paidal chaloge?? Yaa scooty se??

Main-Depends Kitana durr hai..

Sheetal-Jyaada nahi 2 khet hain Pehla 1 km hoga and dusara 2 km k aas pass..Pehle second waale Mein jaaenge..

Main-Oh yeah scooty will be good..

Sheetal-Hehehe.. Lazy..

Main bahaar aaya Sheetal ne scooty nikaali bahaar..

Sheetal-Come on baitho..

Main-1 minute safety question first, on a scale of 1 to 10 Tumhaari driving kaisi hai?? Kyunki I hate sitting on 2 wheelers.. I hate riding as a passenger on 2 wheelers..

Sheetal-Dont worry we will be fine AP.. Main bahot he achi driver hun.

Main - pakka???

Sheetal-Haan baba you can hold on to me if you are scared..

Main-Oh hell yeah say less..

Main uske piche baitha bilkul usase satt k bhenchod kaamvaasna jaag gayi meri.. Fuckkk..

Humlog gaon se nikalke ek kache rastey par aae Jahaan se iss gaon k khet suru hue. Ekdum mahool bana dene waala scene tha bc shyaam kaa time 4on taraf hariyali Ekdum kaatil mousam or inke sath sath main ek bahot he sundar ladki k sath tha.. Bhenchod Shahrukh khan ki movie hogayi ye toh..

Sheetal - Sit tight AP aage raasta kharaab hai..

Ab kacha raasta tha toh ubad khaabad toh hona he tha lekin main wait he kar raha tha maine jhat se dono hath se Sheetal ki kamar pakkadi or ussne maari jhatt se break..

Sheetal-AP itani jorr se pakkadke maarna nahi Hai mereko..

Main-I don't know i hate driving like this.. Main paidal chal shakta hun aage takk.

Sheetal-AP you are good..

Main-Thank you.. Stop complaining mousam dekho time dekho mahool dekho location dekho sab romantic hai toh kya hum romantic nahi ho shaktey??

Ye sun woh jorr se hans paddi..

Sheetal-Romantic Mein itana jorr se nahi pakkadtey stupid..

Main-I don't know mera first time hai kissi female driver k piche main ladkiyon ko drive kartey dekh shakta hun unke sath baith nahi shakta..

Sheetal-Hahaha.. You are too much AP..

Main-OK ok sorry I'll be more romantic now.. Lets go..

Sheetal-ok..

Sheetal ne scooty chaalu ki raasta khaali he tha maine Sheetal ko halke se pakkada dono hathon se uske mulayam mulayam stomach ko..Chalti hui scooty par Main usase bilkul satt k baitha tha bc Ekdum mahool ban raha tha ki ussne maari break..

Sheetal-Aagaye AP..

Main - OH right..

Sheetal-Ab tum mujhe chhodo toh main niche uttarun..

Main-Oops..

Ye bol main niche uttara then woh uttari.. Waah bhenchod kya scene tha. 4on taraf khet he khet they or Humaare Saamne tha ek chota saa ghar kheton k bich Mein.

Shee - Ye ghar kaka kaa hai woh or unki family Humaare khet dekhte hain..

Main-This view is awesome..

Shee-It is. Jab bhi office se jaldi free hoti hun toh main Yahaan jarur aati hun..

Main-Nice..

Humlog idhar udhar ghum rahe they ki achanak ek kutta bhaagtey hue humari taraf aaya jisse dekh Sheetal niche baith gayi or usko humari taraf bulane lagi.. And everyone knows I hate dogs I hate them so much.. Woh kutta seedha Sheetal k pass aaya or uske aas pass punnchh ghumaatey hue chakkar lagaane laga..

Main--OK ok ok.. Listen listen.. Get this dog out of here..

Sheetal-Here meet him AP ye hai Bruno..

Main-No no.. No meet i am good.. I hate dogs.. Please isko durr karo please..

Sheetal-Woh wow tum kutton se darrtey ho??

Main-No i hate dogs woh alag hai.. What the fuck idhar Matt Aa bhai please.. Get the fuck off me..

Sheetal-Hahhaahahaha.. Chill chill kaatega nahi woh.. Bruno shuuuu.. Bhaago.. Go go..

Woh kutta turant dum hilaata hua bhaaga wahaan se..

Sheetal-Oh God hans hans k Pagal hogayi main..

Main-He hehe.. Very funny..

Sheetal-Sorry.. But that was gold.. Aao aao..

Hum dono wahaan ghumein 5 minute ye durr waala khet tha pass waale Mein abhi Jaane waale they humlog.. 15 minutes Yahaan kaa view dekh k humlog waapis scooty par aae or dusare khet ki taraf chale jo gaon k border par he tha.. Yahaan ek bada saa ghar bhi tha jiske side Mein Ek playground tha Jahaan kaafi londe cricket khel rahe they..

Sheetal-Ye mere tauji kaa ghar hai..

Main-Achaa moti party hai ye toh..

Sheetal-Haan kaafi jameen hai unki lekin simple aadmi hain..

Main - Interesting..

Sheetal-Woh mere tau kaa ladka hai Vinay..

Ussne ek ladke ki taraf ishaara kiya jo boundary line par fielding kar raha tha lekin Humein dekh hath hilaata hua humari taraf aaya.. 21-22 ki umar kaa hatta katta ladka tha ye.. Woh humaare pass aaya..

Vinay - Namastey Di..

Sheetal-Namastey sahaab Namastey..

Vinay--Kahaan busy ho didi Aajkal dikhte he nahi..

Sheetal-Wahi Same office office.. Oh Haan inse millo ye hain..

Vinay-Ankit. Ji inko kon nahi jaanta Haryana k Salman khan hain ye..

Maine usase hath milaya toh usne mera hath thoda Kass k dabaaya shayad gaon ki power dikha raha tha yaa isko mera iski cousin k sath ghumana pasand nahi aaya no idea but woh rude tha meri taraf..

Vinay-Ankit sahaab bahot suna hai aapke baare Mein.. Mill kar acha laga..

Main-Same same..

Vinay-Maine suna hai cricket bahot acha kheltey ho aap..

Main-Kabhi kabhaar..

Vinay-Toh aaiye jarra hum bhi toh dekhein..

Main-Arrey na naa tumlog khelo..

Vinay-Arrey aao aao bore hogaye hoge thoda khelo..

Shee-Yeah AP go for it main yahin hun tabtak hum bhi toh dekhein..

Ab dikkat wahaan khelna nahi thi dikkat ye thi ki wohlog alag he flash ki ball se khel rahe they or pitch jo thi woh pathar ki banwaa rakhi thi or sabse gandu Baat wohlog helmet pads yaa gloves wagaairaah pehnke nahi khel rahe they or jiss hissab se ye khunnas khaaya hai mujhse maadarchod kya maalum seedha khopdi Mein he ball maare.. Isliye main hichkicha raha tha warna bhenchod jaisa yelog khel rahe they inko main boundary se bahaar he rakhun batting k time..

Vinay - kya hua Ankit darr gaye kya?? Humne toh suna tha college champion ho tum..

Sheetal-Ufff.. Ab toh personal hai AP go for it..

Main-Naa naa I am good..

Sheetal-Ye toh ab beijjati waali baat hogayi AP..

Vinay- Exactly aao AP last inning hai or batting team ko jarurat hai ek batsman ki..

Waah bhenchod seedha batting par munh fodega kya.. Lekin ab kya karein bhenchod piche he toh padd gaya tha.. Agar chal gaya toh inki Maa chod dunga warna bhenchod hath pair tutt jaayenge..

Main-Sure..

Vinay-Arrey Waah.. Aao..

Sheetal - Great main bhi aati hun spectator banke..

Main-Sure..

Ab main aaya ground Mein Vinay k sath woh mujhe leke gaya pitch k Uppar or batting waalon ko Bola..

Vinay-Lo bhai yo le aaya Tumhaare liye ballebaaj subere se haar rahe ho dekhaange yo jitwaadega k tumhe.. Lo Ankit bhai batting karo humari fielding hai 5 over main 67 runs Orr caahiye hain..

Ye bolke woh waapis chala gaya or apni fielding team ko ikatha karne laga.. Tab ek ladka aaya mere pass jo batting kar raha tha..

Ladka-K hall bhai main Mandeep kaptaan hun team kaa lyo batting karo..

Main-Pehle or koi aajaao main baadmein aajaunga..

Mandeep-Or jyaada koi hai koni bhai 6 toh out holiye 5 over main..

Main--Waah matlab mereko he bakra banaaoge..

Mandeep-Koi baat koni bhai hum kabhi kabhaar he jeeta karein toh aaram se batting lyo jeetan ki jarurat naa hai..

Main-Gajab..

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Nice update bhai

 

[Ajay]

Update-79(Clues????????)


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Ab uss Mandeep ne mujhe diya bat Sheetal wahin ek side aagayi Jahaan gaon k bujurg wagaairaah excersise kar rahe they Sheetal ko sab jaantey they ussne sabko wish kiya and then wahaan ek bench par baithi kuch old ladies k sath..

Vinay ne apni team ko pata nahi kya samjhaaya kya nahi lekin wohlog aae position par..

Mandeep-5 over Mein 25 par 6 out hain apne bhai 5 over main 67 run Orr caahiye hain.. Strike hai aapki..

Main-Ok..

Bhenchod Samjhne ko time naa tha mera bat bhi halka he lag raha tha mujhe or bowler bhenchod lamba sa runup leraha tha iski Maa kaa Shoaib Akhtar maarun.. Woh Vinay maadarchod jo abhitak boundary par fielding kar raha tha woh ab aage Silly point par fielding kar raha tha..

Ab bowler bhaaga main Pehle roukaney waala tha kam se kam pata toh chale scene kya hai lekin uss bhenchod ne maari gand takk kaa dum lagaake Yorker obviously main roukaney waala tha or rouka bhi maine Ekdum khod k nikaali woh Yorker.. Lekin jaise be mera bat niche jameen par or ball par laga bhenchod Saara bat kaanp gaya mere hath takk Mein current aaya maine niche daala bat..

Vinay - Shabbas shabbas bowling ladke..

Main-Bc bat toh dhang kaa dedo be..

Mandeep-Ye mere waala sahi hai bhai..

Woh aake mujhe bat deke gaya yess ye theek tha kaafi heavy bat tha.

Vinay-Bat badalne se kuch na hota sahaab..

Main-Try karne mein k Jaata Hai sahaab..

Ab ye ball thi bhaari or pitch thi pathar ki homemade, toh medium pacer ki ball bhi bhenchod gand faad aaegi lekin achi Baat ye thi agar shot lag gaya toh jaaegi bhi itani he durr..

Maine set hone k liye next 3 balls or rouki..

Vinay-Arrey k Baat bhai test naa hai yo..

Main-Really??

Vinay- Haao..

Main-Ab dekh toh fir..

Main bowler ko samjh gaya tha bus gand takk kaa jorr laga raha tha woh seam yaa variations kuch nahi thi uske pass.. Or mere hissab se sab aise he they Yahaan..

5th ball daali ussne patak k medium bouncer jo mere kandhe k pass aai or maine ghuma k maara piche deep fine leg or long leg k bich mein piche feilder tha nahi hota toh bhi lund ukhaad leta seedha Uppar se gayi 6 k liye.. Or Maine bus time kiya tha ball ko bc Baaki kaam apne aap Hogaya.. Woh log ball laane gaye or woh Mandeep aaya mere pass..

Mandeep-Shot bhai shot..

Main-Aage spinner k bhi overs hain kya??

Mandeep-Sab spinner k he hain bhai 1 bus issi kaa Baaki hai fast kaa.. Last Mein daalega ye..

Main-Interesting jeetgaye firr toh.. Single lena ab..

Ball aai waapis main strike par aaya ball daali ussne aage aaram se push kardiya maine single k liye.. Aage spinners k over they isliye strike jaruri thi..

4 over Mein 60 caahiye they.. Ab aaya ek londa Bowling leke spinner tha kyunki aage he khadda tha.. Main ready hua iski gand fod dunga main.. Lekin bhenchod gand tab marri jab ussne seedhi he ball faink di i mean waise he khaddey khaddey na hath ghumaaya naa kuch or seedha bhatta spin fainki main Pehle he hatt gaya ball k aage se..

Main-Ye kya haibe??


Vinay-Ball hai..

Main-Ye faink kaise raha hai?? Bhatta seedha..

Vinay-Haan hath ghumaake fast allowed hai or bina hath ghumaake spin..

Main-Ya kya system hua bc..

Vinay-Hath ghumaana naa aata sabko Yahaan 1 - 2 ko he aata hai..1 ball hogayi chalo chalo..

Main--Abe hatt gaya tha main Pehle he..

Vinay-Toh hum kya karein..umpire 1 ball hogayi chalo..

Umpire bhi ussi jaisa gandu tha Haan bharrdi lekin issue ye hogaya tha inko toh bhenchod bahot jyaada maardunga main aise thodi chalta hai main isko 5 six Maar shakta tha abhi bhi.. Bhenchod aise kaise agar plastic yaa tennis ball hoti Toh theek aise seedha bhatta fainko usme dum lagta hai lekin isme toh Maar he jyaada dunga main inko..

Ab woh fir aaya bowler apni jagah khadda hua.. Bhenchod hillna bhi naa tha usko seedha fainkna tha.. Ab bowled ya lbw hone waala tha nahi main isase run main bhaagunga nahi or catch ye ball hogi nahi kyunki lagi toh seedha bahaar be jaaegi ab bacha ek tareeka woh tha edge and piche bus ussi se bachna tha ab dekhlunga main..

Uss bandey ne fainki same khaddey khadey main aage nikala or diya long on k Uppar se usko 6..Woh bowler mujhe dekhe then ball ko dekhe..

Vinay-K faink raha hai bhenchod thodi dhang ki faink..

Main - Bhatte Mein dhangki bowling naa hoti tukke hotey hain bus..

Ball aai or bowler ne kuch naa seekha uss shot se bilkul same to same ball daali or maine bhi same to same shot khela lekin abki baar power nahi time kiya or ball gayi easily 6 k liye.. Thoda saa idhar udhar hota toh catch tha..

Vinay-Bhen k Lund dum lagaake faink nyu k kare hai.. Bat par naa de lapedd raha hai yo..

Main-Timing boltey hain isko..

Ball fir aai main samjh gaya tha ab lambi naa dega ye choti ball dega.. Lekin uss gandu ne seedhi full toss he faink di seedhi bat k Uppar mujhe hillna bhi naa padda maine khaddey-2 he jama diya bhenchod bhayanak shot cow corner k Uppar se ye lamba 6 bc kheton Mein gayi ball piche. Or ball k sath fielding waale 5 bandey gaye dhundaney..Vinay uss bowler k piche douda Gaali detey hue..

Mandeep-Batting bhai..

Main - Baaki sab bhi aise he spinner hain kya?

Mandeep-Haan bhai... 20 ball Mein 42 caahiye hain..

Ball dhundaney gaye fielders 5 minute Baad ball leke waapis aae.. Bowler firr aaya position par then bhenchod ne seedhi fainki abki baar dum lagaake seedha pathar maara ho maano jo mere piche se gayi keeper aas pass bhi naa Aa paaya itani tejj seedha wide or 4 run..

Mandeep - Oye bhatta tejj nahi fainkna agli baar no ball dedunga bhen kaa Lund k hai yo.. Roli matt pee.. Oye Vinay dekh le ibb ferr tu rovega jab main fainkunga bhatta..

Main-Arrey fainkaney dey isase naa girrne ki ball..

Befaltu k 5 run aagaye.. 4 ball Mein 23 degaya lawda..

Next ball usnee firr full force se fainki maine rouki woh achi ball thi.. Ball toh kya lund achi thi tukke se seedhe pathar Maar raha tha toh rouk Lee Maine. Lekin last Mein main Pehle he aage khadda hogaya or jaise he pathar fainka ussne maine diya usko bc bilkul straight uske sir k upar se 6 run.

Lund kaa bowler bhenchod.. Over Mein 29 degaya.. 3 over Mein 31 caahiye they..

Ab Vinay firr leke aaya apne premium fast bowler ko jo hath ghumaake faink raha tha uska 1 he over Baaki tha Yaani Vinay mereko out karna caahta tha interesting .. Mandeep ki strike thi.. Mandeep ne mere waala bat liya and Pehli ball ussne daali toh Mandeep ne maara shot down the ground Ekdum clean bhenchod gap Mein full timing k sath 4 run k liye.. Shott.. Ye ladka acha khelta hai.. Nice..

Main-Shot..

Next ball ussne single liya.. Main aaya strike par bat waapis liya.. Ab ye bowler 2 cheejeein try karta hai yaa toh Yorker yaa lambi length bol lo yaa fir bouncer jo puri bouncer nahi hoti kyunki ye niche dum nahi laga paata utana.. Main yorker k liye ready tha.. Or wahi hua ussne yorker daali maine gap Mein daala 2 run they toh Bhaag liya 1 hota toh naa bhaagta. Double liya.. Ab ye fainkega height ball.. Or iske liye ek special treatment ready tha mere pass.. The AP shot..

Ussne daali ball mere stomach height ki pace k sath.. Or Main Palta lefty hua or diya cover k Uppar se 6 Ekdum neat shot..

Vinay-Bhenchod.. Yo k tha..

Vinay khudse he bola..

Saare bandey ball ko he dekhein bus shayad aisa kuch dekha na tha unhone..

Mandeep-Teri beti k yo gajab tha bhai..

Main - I know..

Ab banda ball leke aaya waapis.. 18 runs caahiye they ab 14 balls par.. Bowler fir douda fir choti fainki lekin abki baar shot hua miss time or bhenchod ball unchi utt gayi boundary k Uppar.. Feilder niche tha.. Bhenchod koi naa jeet toh jaaenge he ab..

Mandeep-Bhaag bhai Bhaag run le bahot Uppar hai koi koni pakkadey.. Run lelo..

Ab thi toh simple si catch lekin ussne kaha toh main bhaaga single liya toh bc catch drop hochuki thi lol.. Nice..bhaag k double bhi leliya.... 16 runs caahiye they 13 balls par.. Iski last ball aai issne again Yorker daalni caahi jo girri nahi ulta low full tose aai or Main bhalla kaise miss karta maine bus bat touch kiya wrist power k sath bus kya tha bowler fir dekhe bhenchod fir Saamne waale khet Mein 6 k liye..

Vinay-Match dediya bhai dediya..

Main-Dediya nahi leliya..

Vinay- Haan jeet gaye tum..

Main-Thankyou..

Ab main aaya uss Mandeep k pass.. Mereko usme talent dikha..

Main-Jaa batting kar toh..

Vinay-Aap ball daaloge??

Main-Yep..

Vinay-Laa laa ek ball Pehle mereko try karwaa.. De bat mandeepiya...

Maine ball Lee bahot tejj fainkdunga bc Yahaan toh main Maine runup liya vinay lefty tha or mujhe nahi lagta tha ye jhel paaega maine daali full pace se jo niche pathar ki wajah se or tejj hui and syunn karke nikal gayi piche keeper k pass.

Vinay - Yaa toh dikhi a koni bhai k fainke hai..

Main-I know isko dede bat warna beijjati hojaaegi..

Vinay ne turant bat Mandeep ko diya maine 2 ball daali usko ussne quality shots khele dono balls par.. Bus yahin se bhaanp gaya main usko.. Main rukka toh Sheetal bhi aagayi wahaan woh full hyped thi..

Sheetal-WOW great job AP you killed it..

Main-thanks.

Mandeep-Great job bhai..

Main-Thanks.. Tu acha khelta hai..

Mandeep- Kya bhai 2 balls he toh khele they maine..


Main-main 2 Mein he padhleta hun Saamne waale ko..kya karta hai??

Mandeep-Abhi BSc Mein admission liya hai bhai..

Main-Usko hata Mere college Mein admission le abhi late fees k sath hojaaega wahaan team hai behtreen or coach or bhi behtreen..

Mandeep-Wahaan nahi ho paaega bhai uski ek semester ki fees yahaan meri UG, PG ki fees se bhi double hogi.. Or Uppar se itani he late fees lagegi..

Main-Cricket pasand hai tereko??

Mandeep-Bahot jyaada bhai..

Main-A chotu pen dey toh..

Maine ek ladke se pen or page liya jo score likh raha tha.."Admission By AP".. Itana likha maine uskke Uppar..

Main-kal chutti hai lekin fir bhi Advisor Rajendra mill jaaenge wahaan unko ye dedena or fir parson se college Jaana suru kardena..

Woh ladka mujhe ghurre ab..

Main-Surprised Matt ho I love talent Mehnga Anu kapoor hun main lagaale.. Aag lagaadega tu.. Lol.. Aage Jaa shakta hai isme tu..go for it..

Mandeep- Dhanywaad bhai.. Dhanywaad..

Ye bol mere pairon ki taraf jukha woh..

Main-bus bus pair chune ki jarurat nahi hai. Milta hun wahaan tujhe..

Ye bolke main or Sheetal aage aae..

Sheetal-You can't stop helping people haina..?

Main-People woh deserve my help sure.. This guy is good..

Sheetal-You are just great..

Main-I know.

Hum dono fir scooty par aae or nikale ghar ki taraf.. Andherrra hona suru hogaya tha humlog ghar aae tabtak theek andherra hogaya tha.. Wahaan mujhe woh site manager mila Pankaj ye genuine banda hai yahin milta hai humessa kaam Mein lage hue.. Usase Baat ki maine abhi raat ko heavy work nahi hota kyunki usase sound hoti hai or log disturb hotey hain isliye ab keval normal kaam chalega subah takk.. Jo sahi tha.. Ussne mujhe samjhaya sab Uppar niche kya scene hai and all then uske sath side Jaake cigarette peeke aaya main 8:30 baj gaye they mujhe wahaan..Tab Sheetal he aagayi mujhe bahaar bulane..

Sheetal-Dinner ready hai..

Main-Abhi??

Sheetal-Tumhe late khaana hai toh main baadmein cook kardungi..

Main-Naa naa tension not abhi khaalunga main..

Sheetal-Are you sure??

Main-Yeppp.. Aao..

Humlog andar aae maine hath wagaairaah dhoye toh Aunty dinner laga rahi thi uncle or Sheetal Baithtey they dinning table par.. Main bhi baitha..

Sarpanch - Kaisa laga gaon beta..

Main-badhiya uncle.. Khet wagaairaah sab sahi tha..

Aunty ne khaana lagaaya Waah bc Ekdum fresh khusbu thi khaane Mein waah.. Sab normal khaana koi dhong nahi no sajaawat and all but 100% better taste.. Humlog ne khaaya khaana bc gajab.. Khaane k Baad thodi derr baatein ki uncle k sath plan samjhaya hospital kaa unko and then main aaya Uppar room Mein.. 10 baje k aas pass.. Ghar par call kiya and then movie dekhne laga nind toh aane waali thi nahi abhi..Netflix jindabaad earphone wagaairaah lagaake full mahool Mein 2 ghantey ki movie chuss gaya main.. Ab nind bhi aane lagi thi lekin Pehle toilet karna tha.. Or toilet room Mein tha nahi Uppar ek he washroom tha jo bahaar hall Mein tha.. Main gate kholke bahaar aaya toh bahaar construction ki halki halki awaajein still aarahi thi.. Main washroom Mein Jaane he waala tha ki mujhe Sheetal k room se awaaj aai.. Meri Saari nind hui gayab..Woh shayad Kissi se phone par Baat kar rahi thi.. Kya ye Uday se Baat kar rahi hai?? Itani raat ko.. Main uske room k gaye se satt gaya ekdum..Mereko sab sunana tha bc.. Kya itane din Baad koi clue millega mujhe.. Bhenchod please kuch toh mill jaae..

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Nice update bhai

 

[Ajay]

Update-80(Dafukkkk??????)


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Main sheetal k gate se Ekdum chipka tha tab mujhe Pehli clear Baat suni..

Sheetal-Main rakh rahi hun phone..

Then woh chup hui Saamne waala kuch bola..

Sheetal-What do you mean.. 5 din Baad aaj call kiya hai tumne mujhe naa koi message kaa reply naa kuch Orr or ab fir same bahaana..

Then ek pause..

Sheetal - Yeah and all you care about is business??

Fir pause... 100% ye Uday tha..

Sheetal-You don't care about me not at all..Don't try to manipulate me Karan..

Karan iski maa kaa Karan kon hai?? Maybe fake naam bataaya ho Uday ne apna.. Real toh bataaega nahi..

Sheetal-ok..kk..i know how it is.. Jab Tumhaara business khatam hojaae tab yaad karlena mujhe.. I am done Karan...

Sheetal-Ok OK.. If you care about me tell me kab millne aa rahe ho mujhse..

Sheetal-Its been weeks Karan. What you mean soon?? How soon. Tumhaara soon hafton Mein hota hai I know..

Interesting.. Interesting..

Sheetal-Ok.. Finish your business.. Ok.. Go ahead.. Jab tumhaara mann kare tab aana India.. To hell with you and your business.

Lund ye Konsa Switzerland Mein hai yahi Maa chuda raha hai saala.. Then mujhe awaaj aai shayad Sheetal ne apna mobile patka bed yaa sofa par.. And main turant gate se hattke washroom Mein aaya gate bandh karke muttne laga and sochne laga.. Matlab mera plan sahi jaraha tha Uday ki gand marregi soon..Also Sheetal ko bhi kuch nahi pata tha uske baare Mein.. Chutiya bana raha hai maadarchod ladki ko.. Waise chutiya toh tu bhi bana raha hai bhosdk .Lund be mera motive galat nahi hai.. Muttke maine flush kiya toh bhenchod flush ne ek mini tractor jitani awaaj ki.. What the fuck ek baar ko toh main he darr gaya bc.. Or ab main washroom se nikala toh Sheetal k room kaa gate khula..

Main-oh hi sorry to disturb your sleep thoda jyaada he loud tha ye..

Sheetal-Nevermind... Main soyi nahi thi waise bhi..

Main-Oh work Haan..

Sheetal-Naa..

Main-Wait a second what happened?? Tumhaara cehra bahot jyaada uttara hua hai..

Sheetal-Nothing it's just some personal stuff??

Main-Apne bhai k baare Mein soch rahi ho..??Dont worry woh bilkul theek hoga..

Main bhaari innocent ban raha tha filhaal bc jaise kal paida hua hun main..

Sheetal-Nahi it's something else..

Main-Oh can I help??

Sheetal-no.. Its just its fine.. Sorry to spoil your mood AP.. Good night..

Main-All jokes aside if there is anything you want just remember I am here.. Good Night..


Ye bolke main room Mein aaya or gate bandh kar he raha tha ki Sheetal bol paddi..

Sheetal-AP..

Main-yeah??

Sheetal-Do you drink??

Main-yeah occasionally..

Sheetal-Will you join me for few drinks??

Main-Abhi?? Khaana khaane k Baad..

Sheetal-Yeah I only have soft Wine so it's fine..

I am down I mean mujhe Lund farak nahi padta daru peene se Pehle khaaya hai kuch yaa nahi.. Then ye Wine liye baithi thi woh bhi soft jo mere liye Paani he thi almost...

Main-Sure..

Sheetal-Come..

Main uske room Mein aaya ussne gate bandh kiya and then ek hidden cabinate Mein se ek badi si wine ki bottle nikaali jo almost bharri he thi 2 litre waali sweet c bottle thi woh. Ab issue ye tha ki glass uske pass ek he tha..

Sheetal-Its ok main aise he pee lungi..

Waah bhenchod..

Sheetal-Jab workload jyaada hota hai toh main ek glass peeke sojaati hun papa se chupake you know..

Main-Hell yeah..

Ussne mere glass Mein daali..

Main-So ab bataana caahogi kya hua??

Sheetal-Maybe..

Main - OK ok we are getting there.. Cheeee... What the fuck..

Main cheers karne waala tha lekin usase Pehle ussne bottle ko munh lagaaliya or gat gat peene lagi..

Main-OK ye bhi theek hai..

Maine taste ki toh bhenchod woh almost grape juice he tha.. Ye lagaao thoda saa khatta juice.. Bhenchod ye kyun peeta Hai koi juice k glass mein 4 spoon rum he daal lo... Khair mujhe Konsa nasha karna tha.. Sheetal almost ek glass full pee gayi seedhi bottle se ek sans Mein even uski aankhon se bhi Paani aagaya..

Sheetal-Cheers AP..

Main-oh sure cheers..

Maine 2-4 sip Lee..

Sheetal-Aise kya peerahe ho AP drink like a man..

Main-Arrey nahi nahi mujhe bahot jaldi chadd jaati hai..

Sheetal-Dont be a baby AP.. Drink it up...

Ussne mera hath pakkada or munh se lagaadiya main peegaya bc juice he toh tha..

Sheetal- That's a good boy.. Ye lo..

Ussne fir daali mere glass Mein.. Or daaltey he fir khud gatt gatt peene lagi.. Main usko dekhta raha bhenchod peele peele nashe Mein Kuch bata he dey waise toh bataane se rahi.. Or mereko nasha nahi karti ye wine iska ye matlab nahi ki isko bhi nahi karegi.. 5-7 minutes Mein he halki halki form Mein aane lag gayi thi.. Or jiss hissab se woh pee rahi thi jaldi he time aaega..

Sheetal-AP you are a great guy..

Main-I know..

Sheetal-No kidding bhala kon ladki nahi caahegi tumhe You are handomse, Sweet, helpful, generous and on top of all that you are an awesome human being..

Main-I know right.. Toh tum kyun nahi maan rahi..

Sheetal-Becuase I am different then other girls babumoshai..

Ye bol woh khud he hassne lagi..

Sheetal-Just kidding main isliye nahi maan rahi ki tumne try he nahi kiya theek se abhi takk you are stupid AP.. Hehehe..

And again lamba ghunt maara ussne.. Agle 15 minute Mein Woh more then half litre wine pee gayi thi.. Or chal he rahi thi.. Mast nasha hone laga tha usse.. Baithi baithi jhull rahi thi woh..

Sheetal-You know AP all boys are same..

Main-I am not.. I am different..

Sheetal-Kyun Tumhaare 4 hath 2 munh 6 pair hain?? Bolo...

Dialogue chutiya tha lekin uski cuteness par hansi aagayi mujhe..

Main-OK tum ye kiss base par keh rahi ho bhalla..

Sheetal - Woh Mera boyfriend haina saala jerk.. Peice of shit..

Ye laga long on k Uppar se six.

Main-Usski wajah se sad ho tum..

Sheetal-Ummm.. Nevermind..

Bhenchod kuch toh bol..

Main-Koi naa hota hai relationship stress deti hai..

Sheetal-I am not stressed I don't give a fuck about that guy now.. Usse farak he nahi padta.. Khud toh London Mein goriyon k sath aish kar raha hoga main Yahaan stress kyun lun.. Haan..

Ye laga dusara chakka..

Main-Oh long distance relationship..

Sheetal-Yeah long nahi bahot long..

Main-Kon hai woh khuss naseeb.


Sheetal-Ummm.. Tum pee nahi rahe ho?? Chadh gayi hai kya hahahahah peeyo peeyo..

Maine glass fir finish kiya ussne Orr daali then khudne pee..

Sheetal-Woh kahaan thi main.. Haan woh Sala kutta..

Main-Hai kon woh ye toh bataao..

Sheetal-Na naa naa.. Ye ek secret hai.. Hehhee.. Secret.. Fir bhi you are my close friend toh suno His name is Karan he is hot like you..

Main-Mere jitana toh nahi hoga.. Naa

Sheetal-Tumse thoda kam lagaalo.. But hr is very sweet and caring guy.. You know he is a big big big businessman based in London..hehe he lives a busy lifestyle but still he cares for me...

Main-Oh so he does care about you..

Shee-No he doesn't he only care about himself..

Main-Wait tumne abhi toh bola he cares about you..

She-No he doesnt.. Maine nahi bola..

Main - My bad maine galat suna..

Shee-So he is very secretive guy usse pasand nahi public places Mein Jaana mere sath and all.. Even ussne mujhe mana kiya hai ki ye Baat kissi k sath share nahi karun.. But again you are my best friend right.. Hehehehe.. So Tumhaare sath kar shakti hun..??

Main-Obviously Haan.. Itana secretive kyun hai woh?? Meri girlfriend itani hot ho toh main puri duniya ko dikhaun..

Shee-I don't know woh nahi caahta log kahaaniyaan banaaein uske baare mein.Usse Pehle successful banana hai Taaki logon se farak naa paddey usko.. You know meri wajah se uski so called business image ruine hoti hai.. Usko Uppar pohanchana hai successful banke..

Main-Oh yeah Uppar toh pohanchega he woh don't worry..

Uppar toh main pohanchaa he dunga..

Shee-But mujhe time nahi deta woh.. Kabhi nahi busy busy busy..

Main-Chutiya hai Sala..

Shee-Wahi toh main keh rahi hun.. Hahaha. Hum dono kitane similar hain AP..

Main--So kab mil rahi ho usase..

Sheetal-No idea.. Maybe next month pakka woh bhi nahi hai..

Main-Oh god.. Last time kab milli thi..

Sheetal-Kuch weeks Pehle...itana yaad nahi rehta mujhe yaar.. Hehehe.. Arrey glass khaali kaise hogaya Tumhaara.. Wine Kahaan gayi?? Kya kiya wine k sath tumne??

Main-Jo normally karna caahiye pee Lee maine..

Sheetal - Yelo Orr lo..

Main-No no i am good..

Sheetal-Arrey lo na AP..

Main-OK.. Laao..By the way tumhe kuch awkward nahi lagta ki woh banda kuch orr toh nahi..

Sheetal-Hainn..

Main-I mean tum uske baare Mein Kuch bhi toh nahi jaanti kya pata woh koi Orr ho..

Sheetal-Aise nahi bolo.. He is a good guy yaar.. Lekin aise toh mereko bhi lagta hai kahin woh koi secret agent toh nahi James bond type.. Haan.. Boom boom wussshh wussshh..

Aji Haan James bond he bacha tha ab uski bhi gand maarlo..

Sheetal-Maybe he doesn't even like me..

Main-Possible hai..

Sheetal-I know right.. Kya main sundar nahi hun AP??

Main-Oh tum bahot sundar ho..

Sheetal-Really?? Tumhe aisa lagta hai..

Main--Bilkul.. You are really really hot..

Sheetal-Really?? Agar tum mere boyfriend hotey toh kya tum mujhe aise ignore kartey??

Main-Oh hell no.. Kabhi bhi nahi not even in my dreams.. Main humessa Tumhaare pass rehta..

Shee-Hehehe.. Maybe tum Baaki aadmiyon ki tarah nahi ho.. I mean tum Sweet ho caring ho generous ho funny ho hot ho..Mujhe time bhi detey ho mereko khuss bhi rakhte or Baaki aadmiyon ki tarah touchy hone kaa try nahi kartey.. You are so sweet AP.. I think you deserve a reward..

Main - Absolutely mai......nannnnnnn....nnn


Main wahin rukk gaya kyunki jhatke k sath Sheetal ne mujhe apni taraf khincha or apne honth mere honthon par rakh diye.. Kuch seconds takk toh mujhe samjh Mein Bhi nahi aaya ki bhenchod hua kya.. Then maine jhatke se usase durr hua...No no no.. Itana aage bhi nahi Jaana tha bc.. Mujhe keval information caahiye thi nashe Mein bhenchod.. No no no.. Ye naa hone waala nope.. Fuck no fuck no..

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Update-81(The Explanation!)

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Ussne wine ki bottle side rakhi or jhumtey hue boli..

Sheetal-Kahaan jarahe ho AP.. Take your reward..

Main-Hogaya hogaya.. Or kuch nahi caahiye mujhe..

Sheetal-But mujhe caahiye..

Main-Kya??

Sheetal-Tum..

Ye bolke woh mere Uppar kuddi Ekdum se or mere Uppar baith gayi.. Mereko kiss karne kaa try maarne lagi lekin maine nahi karne diya uske badle ussne mere hath chest forehead harr jagah kiss kardiye lekin main finally usase durr hua or bed se khadda hoke side hogaya..

Sheetal-come here AP stop running..

Main-Chill Sheetal.. You are drunk.. Tumhe nahi pata tum kya kar rahi ho..

Sheetal-Tumhe sachmein lagta hai main ye nashe mein kar rahi hun AP?? No way nasha toh bus ek bahana hai.. I really like you AP I really do you are a gem of a person. And I want to keep that gem..

Ye ussne serious tone Mein aise bola ki bhenchod main confuse hogaya ki Ye nashe Mein Hai yaa nahi or uss confusion k douraan woh firse mujhse lipat gayi.. Mere Galle Mein apni baahein daal jhullne lagi woh.. No no no... This is not happening.. Bhenchod Anaa ko kya munh dikhaaunga main.. Fuck No.. This is not happening.


Maine usko khinch k hataaya khudse lekin woh fir meri taraf bhaagi.. Maine pakkada usko..

Main-Sheetal chill dekho ye galat hai Tumhaara boyfriend hai ek..

Sheetal-I hate him I hate him so much.. But I love you.. You are so sweet AP.. I hope main Pehle milli hoti tumse toh abtak toh Humaare chotey-2 bache hogaye hotey..

What the fuck.. Fuck the what.. Bhenchod ye toh galat he train ki ticket leki beta AP..

Main-Yeah ok subah Baat karenge good night sweet dreams..

Ye bol main gate ki taraf badha toh woh jump maarke mere or gate k bichmein aagayi..

Sheetal-Nope Baat toh abhi or issi waqt hogi AP..

Main-Sheetal..

Shee-AP do you love me or not??

Main-Sheetal listen..

Shee-Yes or no AP.. Spit it out.. Do you love me??

Main-I.. I actually woh listen tumne bahot pee Lee hai you don't even know tum kya baatein kar rahi ho..

Shee-Mujhe sab pata hai nashe Mein propose nahi kar rahi hun main i liked you in our first meet jab tum Pehli baar Yahaan aae they and then you helped my dad I was mesmerized by you.. I had a boyfriend so I kept it to myself.. But not anymore I really really like you AP..

Main-that's so sweet of you..

Shee-So do you accept me or not?? I need an answer AP..

Main - Listen listen tumhe toh pata he hai relationship is a big big thing i mean sure i like you you are sweet as honey. . But you know I need some time koi choti Baat nahi hai ye samjh rahi ho.. You and me this is a big big deal.. Toh usko process karne k liye time toh caahiye hoga naa tum he bataao..

Shee-That is true.. Yep..

Main-Exactly so main tumhe subah bataa dunga apna answer..

Shee-OK i agree..

Main-Toh jaaun main ab??

Shee-Ek shart par..

Main-Kya??

Shee-You have to kiss me once before you go..

Main-Sheetal..

Shee-AP I am not letting you go until you kiss me with passion..

Main-Subah pakka..

Shee-I want a kiss right fucking now. Or I am not sleeping.. Just one kiss AP Jesus you said you liked me..

Main-Yeah I do like you..

Shee-Then kiss me I am all yours.. Warna main ab sound uncha karne waali hun you know mom dad ko bhi toh pata chale humari relationship kaa...

Bhenchod nashe Mein itana tang puri life Mein Sam Ravi or Rohit ne nahi kiya hoga mujhe jitana issne ek baar Mein kardiya.. Lund ki information bhenchod..

Main - Ok..

Shee-Wuuuuuhuuuuu.. Listen it need to be real samjhe not just some regular smooch.. I want the best you got warna it doesn't count samjhe..

Main-Sure..

Ab bhenchod ek kiss he toh hai bhalla Anaa ko kya pata chalega i mean usse bhalla kon bataaega..

Shee-Hello.. Khaddey-2 so gaye kya AP.. Hehehe..

Maine uska hath pakkadke usse apni taraf khincha or uski nasheeli aankhon Mein dekhte hue apne honth uske mulayam honthon par rakh diye.. Not gonna lie mujhe bura toh laga but that scene was hot as fuck.. Uske dono hath mere baalon Mein chal rahe they or woh Iss time kaa bharpur aanand lerahi thi maano ye nashe Mein Ho he na.. Ab maine alag hone kaa try kiya toh ussne mujhe kasske pakkada or naa Mein gardan hilaai bina kiss todey..Woh mujhe chuss rahi thi ek hissab se bc literally pain or Maja dono aaraha tha mujhe.. Finally woh haanfti hui alag hui mujhse.. Bhenchod ab sans aaya mujhe bhi mere honth sunn hogaye they ek baar ko toh..

Shee-AP.. Ummm.. I didn't had that many kisses but that was by far the best kiss I ever had.. Ummmm.. I love you..

Main-Good night..

Ye bolke main uske room se nikala or apne room Mein aake turant gate bandh karliye Maine..main seedha bed par girra Holy fuck.. That was not supposed to happen.. Fuck.. Ab mujhe bc halka halka guilty feel horaha tha. Saala ajeeb fansa bhenchod.. Fuck..

Inhi sab k bich mujhe nind aagayi bc maybe thoda bahot nasha toh mujhe bhi tha....Subah meri aankh khulli toh koi mera gate knock kar raha tha.. Maine time dekha toh 8.30 baje they subah k.. Maine uthke gate khola toh Saamne Sheetal khaddi thi or isase Pehle mujhe yaad nahi tha ki kal raat kya hua lekin usko dekhtey he ek he second Mein Saara flashback Saamne aagaya mere or Main Ekdum se darrke piche hatt gaya.. "No No No No"..

Sheetal kaa cehra uttara hua tha maano usse yaad ho ki kal kya hua tha.. Woh turant andar aai or gate bandh kiya.. Bhenchod ye toh sachmein piche padd gayi ab toh din dahaade bhenchod.. Main turant bed k Uppar kudda..

Main-Chill chill.. Please listen listen..

Sheetal-AP I am really really sorry..

Main-Hain??

Sheetal-Mujhe exactly yaad nahi kal kya hua but i think that I did something stupid..

Main-Oh yeah stupid kehna galat hoga.. You were crazy.. Abhi theek ho tum??

Sheetal-Yeah just an headache.. Bed k Uppar kyun khaddey ho tum..

Main-Oh you have no idea.. Kya hua kal..

Sheetal-Thats why I am here.. Please come here baitho..

Main darrta hua Sheetal k pass gaya or bed par uske bagal Mein baitha..

Sheetal-I want to know everything that happened last night..

Main-Pakka??

Sheetal-Yeah.. Did something happened between us two?? Please tell me..

Main-Oh puri story he suno ji.. So raat ko main washroom k liye utha or jab bahaar nikala toh tumhaara gate khulla tha or tum bahaar thi ab woh flush sound itani loud thi ki mujhe laga maine tumhari sleep disturb kardi.. Lekin tumne kaha tumhe nind aai he nahi thi and Tumhaara chehra kaafi uttara hua tha mujhe laga Tumhaare bhai kaa issue hoga lekin woh nahi tha tumne nahi bataaya actually kya tha or obviously maine force kiya nahi then tumne kaha kya main drink karunga Tumhaare sath ab khaana khaane k baad kya drink karna lekin tumne force kiya ki keval Wine he hai first of all i hate wine main kabhi close bhi nahi Jaata uske but again ab tum tension mein thi toh socha company dedun.. Ab Tumhaare pass glass tha ek he toh tumne woh mujhe diya or mere suru hone se Pehle tumne bottle ko he munh laga diya i was shocked to see that.. Tab mujhe samjh aaya ki relationship issues honge pakka. Tumne kahaa bhi ki Haan aisa he kuch and kaha ki or kuch nahi bataane laayak then Humne baatein ki humari journey ki kaise humlog mille and all.. Or Iss bich tum dabaa k wine peeti rahi or mujhe bhi peelati rahi..

Sheetal bade he gorr se sun rahi thi meri baatein maano usse ab pachtaava horaha ho..

Main-So then tumhe hogaya nasha ab ye aaya awkward part are you sure ye sunana caahogi tum??

Sheetal - Yeah I want to know everything...

Main-Ahem ahem toh tab suru hua tumhara naya phase tum lagi mere sath flirt karne bhaari woh bhi I don't know tum joke kar rahi thi yaa nashe ki wajah se. Or then tumne mujhe almost propose bhi kardiya and you and you kissed me..

Sheetal-What??

Main - Tumhe kya thoda bahot bhi yaad nahi hai??

Sheetal-Yeah aisa kuch mujhe yaad toh hai ki I forced myself on you.. And I am feeling shitty right now..

Main-So I know main Tumhaare sath flirt karta hun and all but main aisa banda bhi nahi hun jo nashe Mein Tumhaara faayda uthaaun so main piche hatt gaya lekin tumhaare andar pata nahi konsi superpower aagayi tum literally mere Uppar jump maarne lagi you tried kissing me and stuff.. Then tumne foda bomb you said you love me so much blah blah tumne kaha how you liked me from day 1 and how caring I am the usual drunk stuff. Then tumne mujhe pucha do i love you?? Main Baat ghumaane laga but nashe Mein tum or jyaada smart hogayi thi lekin maine kaise naa kaise Baat palti then hua sabse bada kand main bahaar Jaane laga toh tum gate k Uppar khaddi hogayi and said tum mujhe tabhi Jaane dogi jab main tumhe ek genuine kiss dunga.. Or agar nahi diya toh tum loud hojaaogi Taaki Tumhaare mom dad ko bhi toh pata chale hum dono ki love story ka..

Sheetal-What???????????

Main-Yeah... Exactly..

Sheetal - Oh God.. Then kya hua?? We kissed or no??

Main-Oh yeah we kissed.. And then I ran to my room and bam slept..

Sheetal - Oh God.. AP I am so so so sorry for all that..i don't know kya Hua main kabhi bhi ek glass se jyaada drink nahi karti. I have no idea what got into me.. I am terribly sorry.. I am such a shame..

Main-Oh no no chill.. Khudko blame Matt karo it's not your fault ye wine kaa fault hai mujhe pata tha woh sab nashe Mein he kar rahi ho tum so maine dil par nahi liya.. Jabki main khus hota agar woh sab nashe Mein Nahi kiya hota tumne toh.. You know proposal and stuff..

Sheetal-I can't belive I forced you to kiss me.. That is absurd..

Main-I know right main khud confuse tha khuss houn yaa bhaagun..

Ab Sheetal turant mere Galle se milli baithtey baithtey he.

Sheetal- Thank you thank you so much AP for taking care of me koi Orr hota toh nashe kaa najaane Kitana faayda uthaaleta.. You you you are something else AP.. You are just great..

Main-Not going to lie faayda toh main bhi uthaana caahta tha because of how beautiful you are but again I want you fair and square not because of some stupid wine..

Sheetal-I am so sorry AP..

Main - It's ok chill chill..

Woh alag hui mujhse and boli..

Sheetal-So maine kuch nahi bataaya kyun naraaj thi main..

Main-Nope. Not at all..

Ye sun Sheetal ne lambi sans lee ki chalo ussne kuch nahi bataaya uske so called London waale secret boyfriend k baare Mein. Jaisa Uday ne usko samjhaya hai ki kissi ko kuch nahi bataana and all..

Sheetal - Oh God that was so stupid of me AP..

Main-No no its fine Sheetal don't worry about it..

Tab niche se uncle ki awaaj aai ki breakfast ready hai..

Main-tum chalo main fresh hoke aata hun..

Sheetal uthi gate khola..

Sheetal-One last question AP..

Main-Kya??

Sheetal-Tumhaara jawaab kya tha jab maine tumse pucha ki do you love me??

Main-Maine kaha Subah bataunga abhi puchna hai toh aao andar bataa deta hun..

Sheetal- no no i am good..

Ye bolke woh chali gayi wahaan se.. Mission half successful we in boys Sheetal ne koi badi deal nahi banaai Iss Baat ki or Main banaane waala tha nahi so we are chilling and 1 step closer to success..

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[AP 316]

Update-82(Vibes)


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Main fresh hoke niche gaya breakfast ready tha sabke sath breakfast kiya maine lekin Iss bich ek baat notice ki maine ki Sheetal kaafi awkward behave kar rahi thi like woh blush kar rahi thi then smile kar rahi thi mujhe dekh dekh k.. Bhenchod nasha puri tarah gaya nahi lagta hai.. Uske baad main Uncle ji k sath baitha kuch derr then bahaar kaam dekha Pankaj k sath..

Ab issue ye hogaya ki meri cigarettes khatam hogayi or mujhe nahi pata tha dukaan kidhar hai Yahaan.. Sam wagaairaah gaye they dukaan par main nahi gaya tha or gaya bhi tha toh lund yaad nahi mujhe.. Issliye main gaon ki galiyon Mein ghumta raha ikka dukka log mille jo mujhe daily mill jaate they Yahaan sabse hi hello namastey hue.. Kaafi derr dhundaney k Baad maine ek ladke se puch he liya ki bhai Yahaan dukaan kahaa hai ussne pucha kya lena hai maine kaha cigarettes.. Toh ussne kaha badhiya waali keval 1 dukan par he milengi jo saamne waali main galli Mein left side hai 10 - 12 ghar chhod k.. Ab main gaya uss taraf toh muddne k Baad woh dukaan dikh gayi mujhe medium c dukaan thi main wahaan pohancha toh cigarette Saamne he rakhi mill gayi.. Gajab.. Main counter par aaya toh andar dukaan Mein 4 bandey baithtey hukka khudka rahe they.. Ek dum mast mahool bana rakha tha unmein se ek dukaandaar tha mujhe dekh woh counter par aaya..

"Haan bhai k lega"


Maine ek pack uthaaya.

Main-Kitane ki hai..

Shop-Arrey kamaal karo ho bhai tumse thodi paise lenge Humaare gaon k liye itana sab karwaa rahe ho naa naa katai nahi..

Main-Arrey woh toh farj hai mera or ab tu bhi apna farj nibha le le.. Warna cigarette naa lunga main..

Maine usko paise diye chuttey dene laga tab andar baithtey un ladkon Mein se ek ne awaaj di mujhe.. Maine jukh k dekha toh Vinay tha woh.

Vinay-Aaja Salman khan andar..

Main - Bus tumlog karo enjoy..

Vinay-Abe Aa naa chutiye..

Bhen kaa Lund iska ilaaj bhi kar he deta hun.. Iski maai kaa bhosdaa..

Main andar aaya..

Main-Haan bol..

Vinay-Tu bol.. K dikkat hai..

Main - Meri dikkat naa theek hove tere se..

Vinay-Achyaa..

Ye sun woh teeno khaddey hogaye mere Saamne..

Shopkeeper-O Vinay dukaan main bakchodi nahi..

Vinay-Tu Jaa nai bawli gand.. Han tu sun ibb sudhar jyaa beta mereko sab pata hai kyun Yahaan chakkar kaate hai tu.. Meri behan hai woh.. Bhosdk hath pair tod dunga Humein naa matlab fir kon hai tu kon nahi.. Samjha..

Main - Achyaa..

Vinay-Haan.. Gand Mein hat...

Woh aage kuch bolta usase Pehle maara maine uske pait Mein Ek bhayaanak punch or agle he second dusare waale ko bhi diya same punch woh dono khaanstey hue apne ghutano par aagaye teesre ne mujhe maarna caaha but main easily bacha or piche hattke usko di pait mein laat isko jyaada he lag gayi kyunki woh niche girra ulti kartey hue woh bhi..

Shop - Oho ho kardiya naash..

Main unki chair leke baitha woh log niche paddey paddey khaanstey rahe. Itani he aukaat thi inki.. Maine cigarette jalaai ek..

Main-Ek cold drink or dede bhai..

Shop-Coke he hai bus bhai..

Main-Woh a dede..

Ussne mujhe cold rink di main sutta peene laga..

Main-Khadda ho bhosdk uth.. Teri Maa ki chut maarun saale.. Uth.

Woh Vinay meri chair kaa sahaara leke utha or Saamne waali chair par baith gaya.. Uski aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi thi or munh laal hogaya tha Ekdum.. Woh chair par baithke kutton ki taraf haanfne laga.. Dusara sathi bhi utha lekin woh niche he baith gaya deewar kaa sahaara leke.. Teesre ko badhiya lag gayi thi usse Dukaandaar ne uthaaya or wahaan maze par leta diya..

Shopk-Maadarchod jab naa hai bus ki toh kyun dada bantey ho.. Ab Yahaan safaai kon thaara Baap karega..

Main-Haan kya bol raha tha tu repeat kar toh??

Maine uski chair ko maari laat woh girra chair k sath he piche..

Main-Suna nahi k kaha tune?? Dobara boliye..

Shopk-Arrey Jaan dey bhai chutiya hai yo toh Marr jega Tumhaare naam hoke.. Bhaaj je re vinedo.. Bhaag..

Uss Dukaandaar ne un teeno ko bahaar kiya or khud baitha mere pass ek chair par or aaram se hukka peeney laga maano kuch hua he nahi.. Thats the beauty of haryana we don't give a fuck..

Shop-Bahot he achaa kaam karwaa rahe ho gaon Mein bhai tum.. Bahot si duaaein lagengi aapko.. Pata hai najaane kitane he log roj dukhi hotey hain isase.. Gaon waale daactar or ye clinic waale toh harr mareej ko 1 paracetamol deke bhaga detey hain.. Caahe Saamne waale ko aids ho..

Ye sun mujhe hansi aagayi..

Main-K naam hai bhai tera??

Shop-Ji Sandeep..

Main-padhaai wagaairaah kartey ho k??

Sandeep-Arrey kaisi padhaai bhai main toh dukaan or khet he dekhta hun Haan chota bhai padhe hai mera badhiya hai padhne Mein..

Main-Achi Baat Hai.. 1 padhne waala hona caahiye..

Sand-Wahi toh bhai Yahaan k rakha hai bhalla mera Baap dukaan or khet dekhte dekhte Marr gaya kade naa bungalow bana paaya or naa he main bana paaun issi liye chotey ko padha raha hun..

Main-Sahi kar raha hai.. Tujh jaise log kam miltey hain Aajkal..

Sand-Arrey bus tumhara baddakpan hai bhai..

Main-Chalo bhai thanks chalta hun..

San-Ji ji.. Ye lo mera number kabhi bhi koi cheej caahiye ho toh mujhe phone kardena aapko aane ki jarurat nahi hai main pohanchwa dunga wahaan..

Main-Arrey gajab yahi caahiye tha bus.. Main raasta bhull jaata hun bc...

San-Haahah.. Gaon ki galiyan hain bhai ye ache ache ghum jaatey hain..

Main-Sahi kaha..

Main wahaan se nikala acha banda tha ek do bandey rojj aise mill jaaein toh mood fresh rahe..Ghar aaya main toh seedha Uppar he aagaya Uppar Terrace par aaya toh Sheetal wahaan baithi kuch files bana rahi thi apni..

Sheetal-Hello..

Main-Yello.. Busy??

Sheetal-Not really..

Aage kuch bolne se Pehle baja mera phone jo Rajendra uncle kaa tha..

Main-Uncle parnaam..

Raje-Parnaam sahaabjaadey parnaam.. Ye ek ladka aaya hai mere pass..

Main-Haan Maine he bheja hai.. Karwaado admission or graduation ki Saari fees paid kardena total..

Raje-Fees wees toh theek AP lekin abhi admission?? Itana late kaise lun..

Main-Lo bhalla abhi drugs waale cases Mein 15-20 students toh rusticate hue they14-15 nashediyon ko gharwaale bhi legaye honge toh seats Kahaan full hain bhalla.. 30-40 toh gaye he honge..

Raje-Gaye toh 82 they pure lekin unke jagah par 2760 bandey apply kar chuke hain jinmein se 50% toh vvip hain sahaab.. Ye bhi toh dekho.. Sabke admission hochuke hain un seats par even kal new students ki classes suru hojaaenge..

Main-Mujhse bada VIP hai kya koi??

Raje-Aapse bada bhalla kon hoga bade sahaab ji..

Main-Toh Karwaado..

Raje-A AP aisa matt kar mereko 100 Jawaab dene padenge..

Main-Bus kya uncle bus itani he yaari thi apni.. Hain?? Yaad rakho fir next time college k kand Mein AP theek nahi karega kuch..

Raje-Blackmail matt kar.. Khaas hai ye tera??

Main-Bilkul warna bhejta he nahi..

Raje-OK hojaaega..

Main-Perfect.. Thanks love you..

Raje - Blackmailer kahin kaa rakh phone..

Call disconnected..

Sheetal - Baitho..

Main-Arrey nahi tum karo kaam main niche hun tabtak..

Sheetal-OK lunch kartey hain thodi der Mein tabtak free hojaaungi main..

Main-Yo.. Noice..

Main waapis niche aaya or bahaar he baith gaya chair leke. Kaam wagaairaah dekhne laga or kuch tha nahi karne ko.. 1 ghantey se Uppar wahi ghumta raha main.. Waise ek baat dekhi jaae toh beshak motive kuch bhi ho mera lekin kaam bahot he jyaada bada karwaadiya maine.. Yahi sochte sochte time nikal gaya or Aunty lunch k liye bulaane aai mujhe toh main andar aaya hath munh dhoke baitha sabke sath..

Sarpanch-Ye Pankaj bahot he sahi banda chuna beta tumne.. Bahot mehanati hai..

Main-Haan bahot sahi hai..

Lunch k dauraan ab bahaar se kissi ne awaaj di..

"Sarpanch Sahaab ghar a ho k?" "

Sarp-Aaja bhai aaja andar Konsa hai..

Gate khulla or woh shopkeeper Sandeep aaya andar jisase din Mein milla tha main. Uske sath woh ladka bhi tha jiska admission karwaya tha maine Mandeep, main samjh gaya ye Sandeep kaa bhai hai jiska jikar woh dukaan par kar raha tha..

Sarp-Arrey Sandeep aaja bhai aaja..

Sandeep-Ram Ram tauji.

Sarp-Ram ram bhai teri 2 baar aaja khaana khaale..

Sand-Bus tauji full hun.. Main toh thoda kaam se aaya tha.. Mandeepiya khadda k hai pair chuchkaar..

Ye sun Mandeep meri taraf jukha toh main turant chair se khadda hogaya..

Main - Bus bhai hogaya.. Bhai jaisa hai tu pair thodi chuwega.. Hogaya sab??

Mandeep-Ji. Fees bhi hogayi pure course ki..

Sandeep-Ankit bhai bahot bahot dhanywaad..

Sarp-Hua kya Sandeep??

Sandeep me bataaya ki kaise maine uske bhai kaa admission karwaya and then thodi derr firr wahi thank you puraan chala..Mandeep ko btech karni thi lekin Yahaan BSc Mein admission milla tha Pehle usse lekin ab usse mere college Mein btech Mein he mill gaya tha jo achi Baat thi..

Main-Kalse classes bhi suru hojaaengi teri??

Mandeep-Haan bhai.. Kal se jitane vacant seats par admission hue hain unki class suru hai.. Rajendra sir ne bataaya ye kuch students bich Mein chale gaye unki seats ko full karne k liye ye program chalaya tha or ab jo new admission hain unke courses wise extra classes bhi lagengi..

Main-OK.. Kal mere sath chalna subah main cricket team waala bhi karwaadunga..

Mandeep-Ji bhai..

Main-Ye Sandeep bada genuine banda hai bahot mehnat kar raha hai tere Uppar isliye padhai or cricket dono Mein aag laga deni hai tujhe..

Man-Ji ji..

Woh log gaye wahaan se chalo achaa hua do ache logon ki help hogayi.. Actually main help karke kaafi khuss hota hun aise logon ki kyunki isase maine i mean maine nahi 2.0 ne jitane paap kiye hain uska 0.0001 % hissa toh dhullega he.. Lol..


Actually mujhe 1 or kaam karna tha Mujhe Sheetal kaa phone bhi caahiye tha kyunki mere pass ek number tha sheetal kaa jo already Pooja ne tracking par laga rakha tha lekin kal raat Sheetal k pass jo phone aaya tha woh uske official number par nahi aaya tha dusare number par aaya hoga or mujhe woh number caahiye tha jisase Uday ne isko call kiya tha.. Fir main bhejunga London uss gandu ko..


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