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Update-13(College)


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Main-So bhai ab kaam bata diya hai sabko kon kya kya karega woh dekhlo..

Deva-Victim ki family se Mangal mill lega isko jaantey hain usski family waale jo Marra tha uss din..

Main-Kaise??

Deva-Mangal he gaya tha unke ghar muwaawja dene unhe.. Even uske bhai ko job bhi lagwaaya issi ne personally...

Main-Arrey gajab..

Mangal-Ye hojaaega easy hai..

Deva-Case reopen request k baad media kaa dhyaan Rishi rakh lega...


Rishi - Yep..

Deva-CBi se main baat karlunga..

Main-Bus toh fir sab done..

Deva-Ek do din lagenge in sab mein toh koi issue nahi hai aaram se karo sab..

Main - Ok guys lets do it ek or aaya hai isko bhi bhejtey hain..

Abeer-Hell yeah..

Deva-Also his death should be a message to everyone out there that do not mess with us or we will ruin your entire fucking life..so make his death painful..

Mangal - Yep..


Sab-Lets do it..

Maine Anjali and team ko inform kiya ki kya scene rahega wohlog already ready they.. Infact sablog ready they sabko blood caahiye tha aakhirkaar mujhpe attack hua tha.. Sab aaram se karna tha jaldbaaji nahi caahiye thi mujhe. Sab real lagna caahiye ye nahi hona caahiye ki mere liye he sab horaha hai thoda naam iss victim and uski family kaa hona caahiye taaki mujhe double sympathy Mille..

Next day main college Jaane waala Tha for time pass as ghar par bore hota hun main bahot jyaada.. Actually mera result aachuka tha or mereko bhaari bhayaaanak numbers Mille they dono he sems mein kitane ye yaad nahi mujhe lekin Ravi ne bataaya Tha bahot jyaada Mille they jo gajab baat thi kyunki iss year chill kar shakta tha main beshak fail hota rahun in chutiyon par dhyaan de shakta tha main iski wajah se..

Next day Subah main jaldi utha rojj ki tarah exercise ki then Gym mein gaya wahaan paseena bahaaya meri energy dheere - 2 waapis aarahi thi 65% takk aachuki thi aisa feel kar paa raha tha main.. Gym k baad main nahaake ready hua and niche aaya naasta karne Sam or Ravi bhi aachuke they Babhi bhi wahin thi..

Babhi-Jaruri nahi hai saari he class lagaana agar tired feel karo toh waapis aajaana..

Main-Ofcourse..

Babhi-Or ye MP mein kya scene hai??

Main-Jissne attack kiya tha woh hai udhar..

Babhi-Tu jaaraha hai??

Main-Bola toh Tha babhi theek hotey he main nahi rukkunga..

Babhi-Theek hua kahaan hai tu??Khud bata kitani hui recovery..

Main-Almost 60-70% lekin don't worry abhi nahi Jaana Hai toh easily recover hojaaunga or wahaan bhi konsa jaatey he laddna hai pehle Intel collect karni hai and all..

Babhi-Fine fine..

Main-Don't worry babhi I know Maine kya promise kiya tha aapko..

Sam-Bore naa Karo re subah subah.. Ye sadeli baatein kar kar k..

Babhi-Oh toh koi interesting baat aap he bataadijiye Sam sir.

Sam-Hmm..

Babhi-Last time Girlfriend kab banaai thi tune??

Sam-Ummm! Last month..

Babhi-Usse girlfriend nahi boltey serious relationship bol..

Sam-10th class mein I guess..

Babhi-Yeah that's what I thought..

Ravi-Lol Roasted..

Sam- Aise beijatti karoge toh main nahi khelunga..

Babhi-Naatak Matt karo dhyaan rakhna college mein guards toh sath he jaaenge naa??


Main-Haan.. Jack or Ami nahi jaaenge guards or humlog bhi apni guns lejaaenge sath..

Babhi - College mein guns?? Are you guys nuts..

Main-For safety purposes babhi..

Babhi-Safety purposes k liye tu lejaa ek baaki koi naa lega..

Sam-Apneko caahiye bhi nahi I am a master in hand to hand combat..

Ravi-Sam shut the fuck up for a second Jesus kitana bakwas dialouge maarega be.. Seedha seedha bol hum dono kaa aim bhi nahi hai utana..

Sam-Beijjati thodi karwaani hai seedha bolke..

Main-Alright lads lets go..

Sam-Bye babhi..

Babhi-Bye betu...

Main-Bye..

Ravi-Bye babhi..

Babhi-Bye take care..

Humlog bahaar aae bentley mein he Jaane waale they ofcourse aaj jack and Ami ko nahi lejaane waala Tha main kyunki awkward lagta hai.. Guards bahaar rahenge kaafi hai..


7 guards they jinko lead kar raha tha Aman jo bahot time se hai humaare sath one of the oldest and most trusted guards we have..

Aman-Ready bhai??

Main-Yep let's move. Sun Gate par he rehna ek do bus round lagaatey rehna koi suspect dikhe toh tumhe pata he hai kya karna hai..

Aman-Ji bhai..

Humlog nikale mere pass deagle thi college pohanchey gaadi Park ki guards ne gaadiyaan bahaar rouki or paidal he andar aae.. Hum teeno aae canteen ki side Rohit already wahin tha..

Aaj gajab baat ye hui ki Abhi gang wahaan nahi thi warna bc humessa wahin miltey hain..

Main-Jaldi Sutta peeke class chalo be babhi k liye ek aadh class toh lagaani hai woh puchengi Nicki mam se..

Ravi-Yep..

Hum guffa mein aae Rohit already coffee liye baitha tha udhar..

Humne cigarettes jalaai...

Rohit-aajkal main bahot classes laga raha hun bc teachers bhi confused hain..

Main-Lol..

Rohit - Waise dekha jaae toh college mein aake class mein he time pass acha hota hai.. Pura time ghuma bhi naa jaata..

Ravi-True..

Cigarettes peeke humlog aae class ki taraf class almost suru hone waali thi humlog aae uppar or class ki taraf jaarahe they toh raaste mein Nicki mam mill gayi..

Nicki - OH my god.. Class lagaane aae ho tumlog??

Ravi-Tumlog nahi ye, hum toh regularly lagaatey hain..

Main-Bc Injured nahi hota toh main bhi lagaata..

Ravi-Sure..

Nicki - It's good to see you guys together in college again..

Main-No its good to see you in college..

Nicki-Awww thankyou.. .. Chalo class chalo..

Humlog andar aae sath sath Nicki mam aai sabne wish kiya log ne mujhe bhi wish kiya like good to see you and all... Tab meri najar paddi Anaa par bc ye ladki din baa din cute hoti jaa rahi hai she was looking straight FIRE, Maine uski taraf wink kiya jispar ussne smile di mujhe.. and then hum pohanchey apni seat par.. As usual last mein.. Class hui suru..

Main-What the fuck is going on..

Ravi-Maheene mein ek din class aaega toh lawda samjh aaega...

Main-True..

Khair class hui over or ab gap tha ek class kaa issliye humlog aae bahaar.. Nicki Mam Anaa wagairaah Sab aae toh bahaar saamne he Amit Sir dikh gaye Amit jo apna Khaas hai woh kinhi 2 students ko suna raha tha..

Amit - Itana bada chaudhary naa bana hai tu raiptaa main niche paddega jaake bhundi shakal k..

Ladka-Tameej se baat karo sir.

Ye suntey he Ravi ne diya uss ladke ko piche se gardan par raiptaa jisse lagtey he woh aage ko kishak gaya or fir palta gusse mein maarne lekin piche Ravi ko dekh wahin rukk gaya..

Ravi-Maar naa bhosdk maar ke dekh..

Ladka-Sorry Ravi bhai..


Amit-Arrey mere sher.. K dhang mere betey..

Amit aaya meri taraf mera Khaas hai woh or aatey he Galle Milla usko ghanta farak naa padta puri class ghurr rahi ho yaa nahi..

Main-Gurudev daya aapki..

Amit-Meri k daya hove thi yaar daya teri hai tu bata theek hai k nahi??

Main-Ek dum fit..

Amit-Bhai tera bahot tedha kaam Hai iski beti kai hospital mein gaya main tereko millne itani security thi maano Taliban waala hai tu.. Woh toh Ravi mill gaya warna andar naa Jaane detey..

Main-Kand bhi toh Taliban level kaa tha..

Amit-Ahahaha..

Sam-Inka kya hua Master??

Amit-Arrey bakwas kar rahe they gunde ban rahe they yaade..

Sam-Ek or dey toh Ravi..

Nicki-Ravi.. Nahi..

Main-Chhodo be bhaago tumlog aage se bakwass nahi karna tumse bahot uppar hai sirji...

Woh dono chale gaye wahaan se..

Nicki-Aap khud he rakh detey Amit sir inko toh ek ek..

Amit-Marr naa jaata madam mera ek khaake..

Nicki-Hehe..

Ashish - LOL..

Nicki mam chali gayi wahaan se humaari class waale bandey bache bus udhar..

Amit-(Aaram se) Sutta hai??

Main-Bilkul hai aao aap..

Amit-Jaldi lekin, meri class hai ye..

Main-Chalo fir.


Wohlog chale main rukk gaya Anaa thi piche sablog nikal gaye last mein Main or Anaa they..

Anaa-Hii..

Main-Hello.. Kya Baat Hai aaj toh kuch jyaada he maal lag rahi ho..

Anaa-Aww thank you... Waise tum bhi kaafi rapid recovery kar rahe ho abs waapis aarahe hain tumhaare...

Main-Yep i am working hard..

Anaa-Dikh raha hai.. Its good to see you in class..

Main-Same its good to see you in class mann laga rehta hai..

Anaa-Aisa hai toh mere pass kyun nahi baith tey..

Main-Pagal naa hun main jo aage baithungaa..

Anaa - Main aajaun fir piche??

Main-Aji Haan piche Sam Kuch naa padhney dega bahot bhonkta hai woh..

Anaa-Hehe..

Amit-(Durr se Chilaake) O Aaja Himesh Reshmiya ib baadmein batlaa liye..

Main-Aaya master..


Anaa-Lol.. Himesh Reshmiya..

Main-Ye ek do or dialogue maare usase pehle Jaane do mereko..

Anaa-Hehe.. Jaao jaao..

Main aage aaya jahaan Sam khadda tha call aaya tha uske pass kissi kaa toh main or Anaa uska wait karne lage Jaane k liye ki uska phone baja jeb mein..

Main-What the fuck.. 2 phone leliya kya be??

Sam-What the fuck phone ek he haibe ye Car key alert kar rahi hai.. Ussne jeb se car key remote nikaala jo sound kar raha tha matlab koi security k sath cheddkhani kar raha hai gaadi ki or ye tabhi bajta hai jab koi bada issue ho car mein.. It means someone is tampering with our car..

Sam ne mujhe dekha maine Sam ko dekha or fir dono ek sath bhaage parking ki taraf..

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Just gazab abhi MP ki trip rahegi ya ho sakta hai na karni pade. ye car se clueilega kuch to ab bande ya to microphone wagerah set kar rahe honge ya phir jaisa track record hai us hisab se bomb lagane ki firak me bhi ho sakte jo ki galat baat hai itni shandar car se bakchodi ke liye to pichwade pe goli maar deni chahiye


Well clg ki masti chalti rahni chahiye isse flavours bane rahte hain suspence thrill ke sath sath romance masti aur bakchodi bhi jaroori hai

Kaafi level badha hai cheejon ka ab ye ek smuggler type banda hai jo apne purane boss ke liye badla lene ki firak me hai aur wafadar hai surendra ka bahut i mean tha surendra ko to thok diya

Lekin iske sath dikkat ye hai ke ye game wame na khelega chhote log ki tarah seedha attack lekin iske bande chindi choron ki tarah nahi honge


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Update-13(College)


​

Main-So bhai ab kaam bata diya hai sabko kon kya kya karega woh dekhlo..

Deva-Victim ki family se Mangal mill lega isko jaantey hain usski family waale jo Marra tha uss din..

Main-Kaise??

Deva-Mangal he gaya tha unke ghar muwaawja dene unhe.. Even uske bhai ko job bhi lagwaaya issi ne personally...

Main-Arrey gajab..

Mangal-Ye hojaaega easy hai..

Deva-Case reopen request k baad media kaa dhyaan Rishi rakh lega...


Rishi - Yep..

Deva-CBi se main baat karlunga..

Main-Bus toh fir sab done..

Deva-Ek do din lagenge in sab mein toh koi issue nahi hai aaram se karo sab..

Main - Ok guys lets do it ek or aaya hai isko bhi bhejtey hain..

Abeer-Hell yeah..

Deva-Also his death should be a message to everyone out there that do not mess with us or we will ruin your entire fucking life..so make his death painful..

Mangal - Yep..


Sab-Lets do it..

Maine Anjali and team ko inform kiya ki kya scene rahega wohlog already ready they.. Infact sablog ready they sabko blood caahiye tha aakhirkaar mujhpe attack hua tha.. Sab aaram se karna tha jaldbaaji nahi caahiye thi mujhe. Sab real lagna caahiye ye nahi hona caahiye ki mere liye he sab horaha hai thoda naam iss victim and uski family kaa hona caahiye taaki mujhe double sympathy Mille..

Next day main college Jaane waala Tha for time pass as ghar par bore hota hun main bahot jyaada.. Actually mera result aachuka tha or mereko bhaari bhayaaanak numbers Mille they dono he sems mein kitane ye yaad nahi mujhe lekin Ravi ne bataaya Tha bahot jyaada Mille they jo gajab baat thi kyunki iss year chill kar shakta tha main beshak fail hota rahun in chutiyon par dhyaan de shakta tha main iski wajah se..

Next day Subah main jaldi utha rojj ki tarah exercise ki then Gym mein gaya wahaan paseena bahaaya meri energy dheere - 2 waapis aarahi thi 65% takk aachuki thi aisa feel kar paa raha tha main.. Gym k baad main nahaake ready hua and niche aaya naasta karne Sam or Ravi bhi aachuke they Babhi bhi wahin thi..

Babhi-Jaruri nahi hai saari he class lagaana agar tired feel karo toh waapis aajaana..

Main-Ofcourse..

Babhi-Or ye MP mein kya scene hai??

Main-Jissne attack kiya tha woh hai udhar..

Babhi-Tu jaaraha hai??

Main-Bola toh Tha babhi theek hotey he main nahi rukkunga..

Babhi-Theek hua kahaan hai tu??Khud bata kitani hui recovery..

Main-Almost 60-70% lekin don't worry abhi nahi Jaana Hai toh easily recover hojaaunga or wahaan bhi konsa jaatey he laddna hai pehle Intel collect karni hai and all..

Babhi-Fine fine..

Main-Don't worry babhi I know Maine kya promise kiya tha aapko..

Sam-Bore naa Karo re subah subah.. Ye sadeli baatein kar kar k..

Babhi-Oh toh koi interesting baat aap he bataadijiye Sam sir.

Sam-Hmm..

Babhi-Last time Girlfriend kab banaai thi tune??

Sam-Ummm! Last month..

Babhi-Usse girlfriend nahi boltey serious relationship bol..

Sam-10th class mein I guess..

Babhi-Yeah that's what I thought..

Ravi-Lol Roasted..

Sam- Aise beijatti karoge toh main nahi khelunga..

Babhi-Naatak Matt karo dhyaan rakhna college mein guards toh sath he jaaenge naa??


Main-Haan.. Jack or Ami nahi jaaenge guards or humlog bhi apni guns lejaaenge sath..

Babhi - College mein guns?? Are you guys nuts..

Main-For safety purposes babhi..

Babhi-Safety purposes k liye tu lejaa ek baaki koi naa lega..

Sam-Apneko caahiye bhi nahi I am a master in hand to hand combat..

Ravi-Sam shut the fuck up for a second Jesus kitana bakwas dialouge maarega be.. Seedha seedha bol hum dono kaa aim bhi nahi hai utana..

Sam-Beijjati thodi karwaani hai seedha bolke..

Main-Alright lads lets go..

Sam-Bye babhi..

Babhi-Bye betu...

Main-Bye..

Ravi-Bye babhi..

Babhi-Bye take care..

Humlog bahaar aae bentley mein he Jaane waale they ofcourse aaj jack and Ami ko nahi lejaane waala Tha main kyunki awkward lagta hai.. Guards bahaar rahenge kaafi hai..


7 guards they jinko lead kar raha tha Aman jo bahot time se hai humaare sath one of the oldest and most trusted guards we have..

Aman-Ready bhai??

Main-Yep let's move. Sun Gate par he rehna ek do bus round lagaatey rehna koi suspect dikhe toh tumhe pata he hai kya karna hai..

Aman-Ji bhai..

Humlog nikale mere pass deagle thi college pohanchey gaadi Park ki guards ne gaadiyaan bahaar rouki or paidal he andar aae.. Hum teeno aae canteen ki side Rohit already wahin tha..

Aaj gajab baat ye hui ki Abhi gang wahaan nahi thi warna bc humessa wahin miltey hain..

Main-Jaldi Sutta peeke class chalo be babhi k liye ek aadh class toh lagaani hai woh puchengi Nicki mam se..

Ravi-Yep..

Hum guffa mein aae Rohit already coffee liye baitha tha udhar..

Humne cigarettes jalaai...

Rohit-aajkal main bahot classes laga raha hun bc teachers bhi confused hain..

Main-Lol..

Rohit - Waise dekha jaae toh college mein aake class mein he time pass acha hota hai.. Pura time ghuma bhi naa jaata..

Ravi-True..

Cigarettes peeke humlog aae class ki taraf class almost suru hone waali thi humlog aae uppar or class ki taraf jaarahe they toh raaste mein Nicki mam mill gayi..

Nicki - OH my god.. Class lagaane aae ho tumlog??

Ravi-Tumlog nahi ye, hum toh regularly lagaatey hain..

Main-Bc Injured nahi hota toh main bhi lagaata..

Ravi-Sure..

Nicki - It's good to see you guys together in college again..

Main-No its good to see you in college..

Nicki-Awww thankyou.. .. Chalo class chalo..

Humlog andar aae sath sath Nicki mam aai sabne wish kiya log ne mujhe bhi wish kiya like good to see you and all... Tab meri najar paddi Anaa par bc ye ladki din baa din cute hoti jaa rahi hai she was looking straight FIRE, Maine uski taraf wink kiya jispar ussne smile di mujhe.. and then hum pohanchey apni seat par.. As usual last mein.. Class hui suru..

Main-What the fuck is going on..

Ravi-Maheene mein ek din class aaega toh lawda samjh aaega...

Main-True..

Khair class hui over or ab gap tha ek class kaa issliye humlog aae bahaar.. Nicki Mam Anaa wagairaah Sab aae toh bahaar saamne he Amit Sir dikh gaye Amit jo apna Khaas hai woh kinhi 2 students ko suna raha tha..

Amit - Itana bada chaudhary naa bana hai tu raiptaa main niche paddega jaake bhundi shakal k..

Ladka-Tameej se baat karo sir.

Ye suntey he Ravi ne diya uss ladke ko piche se gardan par raiptaa jisse lagtey he woh aage ko kishak gaya or fir palta gusse mein maarne lekin piche Ravi ko dekh wahin rukk gaya..

Ravi-Maar naa bhosdk maar ke dekh..

Ladka-Sorry Ravi bhai..


Amit-Arrey mere sher.. K dhang mere betey..

Amit aaya meri taraf mera Khaas hai woh or aatey he Galle Milla usko ghanta farak naa padta puri class ghurr rahi ho yaa nahi..

Main-Gurudev daya aapki..

Amit-Meri k daya hove thi yaar daya teri hai tu bata theek hai k nahi??

Main-Ek dum fit..

Amit-Bhai tera bahot tedha kaam Hai iski beti kai hospital mein gaya main tereko millne itani security thi maano Taliban waala hai tu.. Woh toh Ravi mill gaya warna andar naa Jaane detey..

Main-Kand bhi toh Taliban level kaa tha..

Amit-Ahahaha..

Sam-Inka kya hua Master??

Amit-Arrey bakwas kar rahe they gunde ban rahe they yaade..

Sam-Ek or dey toh Ravi..

Nicki-Ravi.. Nahi..

Main-Chhodo be bhaago tumlog aage se bakwass nahi karna tumse bahot uppar hai sirji...

Woh dono chale gaye wahaan se..

Nicki-Aap khud he rakh detey Amit sir inko toh ek ek..

Amit-Marr naa jaata madam mera ek khaake..

Nicki-Hehe..

Ashish - LOL..

Nicki mam chali gayi wahaan se humaari class waale bandey bache bus udhar..

Amit-(Aaram se) Sutta hai??

Main-Bilkul hai aao aap..

Amit-Jaldi lekin, meri class hai ye..

Main-Chalo fir.


Wohlog chale main rukk gaya Anaa thi piche sablog nikal gaye last mein Main or Anaa they..

Anaa-Hii..

Main-Hello.. Kya Baat Hai aaj toh kuch jyaada he maal lag rahi ho..

Anaa-Aww thank you... Waise tum bhi kaafi rapid recovery kar rahe ho abs waapis aarahe hain tumhaare...

Main-Yep i am working hard..

Anaa-Dikh raha hai.. Its good to see you in class..

Main-Same its good to see you in class mann laga rehta hai..

Anaa-Aisa hai toh mere pass kyun nahi baith tey..

Main-Pagal naa hun main jo aage baithungaa..

Anaa - Main aajaun fir piche??

Main-Aji Haan piche Sam Kuch naa padhney dega bahot bhonkta hai woh..

Anaa-Hehe..

Amit-(Durr se Chilaake) O Aaja Himesh Reshmiya ib baadmein batlaa liye..

Main-Aaya master..


Anaa-Lol.. Himesh Reshmiya..

Main-Ye ek do or dialogue maare usase pehle Jaane do mereko..

Anaa-Hehe.. Jaao jaao..

Main aage aaya jahaan Sam khadda tha call aaya tha uske pass kissi kaa toh main or Anaa uska wait karne lage Jaane k liye ki uska phone baja jeb mein..

Main-What the fuck.. 2 phone leliya kya be??

Sam-What the fuck phone ek he haibe ye Car key alert kar rahi hai.. Ussne jeb se car key remote nikaala jo sound kar raha tha matlab koi security k sath cheddkhani kar raha hai gaadi ki or ye tabhi bajta hai jab koi bada issue ho car mein.. It means someone is tampering with our car..

Sam ne mujhe dekha maine Sam ko dekha or fir dono ek sath bhaage parking ki taraf..

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