Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Jassybabra]

Nice update

 

[AAS]

Superb update bhai

 

[Malik_fari02]

Update-339(Successful)
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So i won again, bhenchod aadat hogayi hai jeetane ki abtoh.. Ab main kitani derr behosh tha mujhe koi idea nahi tha, mujhe honsh aaya meri talab ki wajah se i dont know kyun but suddenly mera sirr dard karne laga tha woh bhi bahot jyaada or iska ilaaj mujhe pata tha, mujhe drugs caahiye they issliye main utha toh maine khudko safe house mein Chang k room mein paaya, mere hath mein ek injection laga tha, actually injection nahi mujhe blood diya jaaraha tha, fuck this shit bhenchod maine jhat se woh pin nikaali and khadda hua blood se jyaada mujhe drugs caahiye they jo mere room mein they issliye main bed se utha toh uss room mein koi nahi tha issliye maine seedha gate khola or bahaar aaya toh bahaar hall mein sablog chaaye pee rahe they or unko bhaari ignore karke main apne room mein enter hua jisase wohlog mere piche aaye..

Sara - Hey, What's up.. Theek ho tum..

Randy-AP...

Mere sareer mein energy kaafi kam thi issliye mujhe wahaan bed par baithana padda.

Randy-Kya dhund raha hai??

Main-Mera bag..

Uske baad Randy samjh gaya ussne mera bag khola usme se pouch nikaalke mujhe diya and maine almost double dose lee... Uske baad almost 30 seconds takk main blank hogaya mujhe koi idea nahi tha wahaan kya horaha hai and then main achanak se honsh mein aaya..

Main-Oh it feels good..

Randy - Theek hai??

Main-Better then ever..

Randy - Good.

Chang-Boss woh Blood bottle puri lagwaani hai..

Main-Fuck that shit.. Kaam hua??

Sara-Yeah all done, we killed Swami..

Main-Then wait kiss cheej kaa hai let's go..

Sara-Tumhe bed rest lena hai minimum 24 hours orr uske baad nikalenge..

Main - Fuck that shit.. Hell no abhi nikalenge humlog baadmein police strict hojaaegi then we are fucked.. Lets go.. I am fine..

Sara-Are you sure??

Main-100%..humlog abhi nikal rahe hain everyone get ready..

Sara-Doctor ne bola..

Main-Fuck that doctor i am totally fine.. 10 minutes mein nikalenge humlog let's go..

Uske baad kissi ne mujhse sawaal nahi kiya and sab chale gaye wahaan se.. Ab meri situation ye thi ki mere sir mein patti bandhi hui thi or wahaan kaafi dard tha uske alawa mera right hand and right leg kaafi pain kar raha tha and meri ribs mein bhi pain tha also main kaafi weak feel kar raha tha lekin ye sab 2-3 din mein theek hojaane waala tha so nothing to worry, humlog jeet gaye bus woh matter karta hai.. Humlog 10 minutes baad he nikal gaye or same way gaye jisase aaye they private airport par humaara plane wait kar raha tha humaara so humlog subah 8 baje nikal gaye Chennai se, main almost 12 hours k liye behosh tha bc.. Fuck.. Khair plane mein mere side waali seat par Sara and Randy baith gaye toh main samjh gaya tha ki lecture aane waala hai or wahi hua Take off hotey he Sara ne conversation suru ki..

Sara-You were outstanding out there..

Main-I know..

Randy-No no tum samjh nahi rahe you were literally a god there.

Main-Haan bhai I know..

Randy - Tune Mika ko fight mein defeat kiya..

Main-Uska naam matt le bhenchod kya aadmi haibe woh bhosdka alien.

Randy-Yeah and tune usko hara diya..

Main-Technically nahi haraaya, lekin haan hara deta agar woh Swami bichmein naa aaya hota toh saala.

Sara-Still Mika piche hatta matlab you won.. Ussne bola humein ki you are the best, ussne tumhari tareef ki iska matlab you defeated him..

Randy - Tumne single handedly ye mission complete kiya if i am being honest..

Main- Naa tumlog ne harr jagah help ki you guys did great. Tumhare bina main kuch nahi kar paata.. Teamwork makes DreamWork..

Randy - Dude we are so lucky that we got you.. You will be the new face of league soon.. Sara ki jagah tum loge..

Sara-Hold on hold on main abhi bhi yahin hun and remember maine bhi Mika ko haraya hai ek baar, puri tarah nahi lekin AP jitna toh haraaya he hai. That guy is a beast..

Main-I am you but 2 times better..

Sara-You wish..

Main-All jokes apart main kissi ki tareef karta nahi but you did outstandingly well there specially uss jungle waale shootout mein you carried us and saved my life.. You are one of Smartest people i know.

Sara-Thanks.. But now coming to the main point again tum careless they bina kissi ko bataaye unke piche gaye tum jo bahot he jyaada risky tha thankfully Randy ne dekhliya tumhe jaatey time warna pata nahi kya hota. AP you need to remember humlog ek team hain i know jab tum focused hotey ho tumhe kuch matlab nahi rehta baaki kissi se lekin still itana careless hona aage bahot dangerous ho shakta hai. You need to focus on the basics.. And then most importantly drugs.. Tumhe blood se jyaada drugs ki jarurat hoti hai what the hell??

Or ye suru hua lecture thankfully drugs ki wajah se main uss situation se out hogaya bahot jaldi or itani lambi flight bhi nahi thi, humlog headquarters pohanchey toh mujhe directly hospital shift kiya gaya kyunki kaafi weakness thi mere body mein filhaal or Dr Niharika ne mujhe minimum 2-3 days kaa bed rest bata diya tha woh bhi hospital mein but the good thing was meri popularity jungle ki aag ki taraf harr jagah faill rahi thi or usme ek or star lag gaya tha ki Maine Mika ko harra diya main literally ek star tha yahaan par jin logon ko main jaanta takk nahi tha wohlog mujhe respect de rahe they and that felt good.

Shyaam ko mere pass Bovice and Norman aaye jo out of country they and abhi waapis aaye they or sabse jyaada khuss hua main unki taareefon se unhone mujhe literally best bana diya tha wahaan kaa or usase main bahot khuss tha, After all i deserved that shit..


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Update-340(New Task = PROMOTION)

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Mujhe hospital mein 3 din rehna tha jo bahot hard tha but good news ye thi ki mujhe time to time meri dose mill jaati thi baaki i dont give a fuck, Ek or good news ye thi ki mujhe hospital mein 3 din rehne k badle Bovice ne mujhe promise kiya tha ki bahaar nikalte he woh ek task mujhe denge jo unke liye kaafi personal hai and i am ready for that..

In good news k baad bhi mere 3 din bahot he musqill se kattey and 3 days over hotey he main Randy and Snow k sath turant master se millne k liye nikala. Humlog Master k cabin mein pohanchey toh Bovice k sath Boe and Norman bhi wahin mojjud they yaani mission important tha..

Bovice - Look who is here our very own Rambo.. Welcome back my boy..

Main-Thanks Master..

Bovice - Hospital se directly yahaan aae ho matlab you couldn't stop yourself. Field mein jaana hai tumhe jald se jald..

Main-Oh yeah pucho matt master main marr raha tha bed par paddey - 2, ek ek minute bahot musqill se katti hai meri..

Norman-We can see that.. So baitho..

Hum teeno wahaan baithe..

Boe-So AP jaisa master ne bola tha we have another mission for you and this is important very important i must say, obviously tum bahot he acha kaam kar rahe ho suru se he and you are one of the best agents we have lekin ye mission thoda tricky hai or agar tumne ye mission complete kiya toh tum promote hojaaoge Rank 3 se Rank 4 mein which is huge.. Samjh rahe ho that is huge..

Ye sun Randy and Snow k chehre khill uthe uska matlab promotion kaam ki cheej hoti hai but mujhe ranks se matlab tha nahi..

Main-Master i dont care about ranks..

Norman - Oh trust me you will you definitely will one day..

Bovice - Correct, ranks are the most important part of League. Jab samjh jaaoge tab tumhari life he rank par depend karegi..

Boe-Yes. So mission kya hai listen ek ladki hai on of our own, ek Assassin basically she used to work for us woh humaare liye kaam karti thi but woh league yaa HOD mein nahi thi..

Bovice - An associate basically..

Boe-Haan ye sahi shabd hai uske liye naam hai uska Hannah. So Hannah k papa league k ek member they or woh bhi ek reputed member humaare kaafi close hain woh specially master (Bovice) K. Naam hai unka Jones. So Jones humaari prison mein hain obviously koi situation arise hui thi like 4 saal Pehle jahaan woh doshi paaye gaye and unhe lifetime ki jail milli jo unhone happily accept ki because unki galati thi. So now lets just say humein Jones se kuch information cahiye hai bahot he jyaada important information, iska matlab Samjhtey ho.?

Main-Yes master..

Boe-So Jones woh information dene k liye taiyaar hai but usse badle mein kuch cahiye..

Main-Let me guess, woh apni beti se milna caahta hai..

Boe-Exactly, i know you are smart but listen first..

Main- sorry master..

Boe - So jaisa tumne kaha Jones information dene k liye taiyaar hai but usse apni beti se milna hai sahi salamat woh bhi. Ab baat kartey hain Hannah ki usko maine or uske dad ne train kiya hai so she is amazing at what she does, or woh willingly yahaan aana nahi caahti so humne kuch teams bheji usko pakkadne k liye but she is great at hiding herself or defending herself so woh harr baar gayab ho jaati hai, issliye humne tumhe select kiya you are the best at catching people so i want you to go there and usko sahi salamat asap yahaan leke aao kissi bhi kimat par..

Main- Oh i am ready Master you got it..

Boe - Lekin remember she is not a normal girl she is well trained and well equipped uski ek well trained team bhi hai jo iss job ko or hard banaati hai. Currently woh Singapore mein hai pichle few months se i think. So tum wahaan jaaoge Snow obviously best hai to track people down so woh tumhaare sath jaaegi and Randy is best at planning everything there and he will help you with contacts toh keval tum 3 he wahaan jaaoge, you can leave whenever you want but come back sooner..

Main-For sure master abhi nikal jaaenge early morning is the best.. Lets get ready guys..

Randy - I am ready..

Snow- Same..

Main-Let's go then..

Ye bolke humlog khaddey hue..

Bovice - Remember AP that information is very important and mujhe woh kissi bhi haal mein cahiye so make sure woh ladki safe and sound yahaan takk aae..

Main- Understood master..

Bovice - Good Luck..

Main - Thanks Master..

Main ghar aaya pehle toh bath liya maine then maine team ko bataya ye sab, obviously woh sath nahi jaa shaktey they issliye sad they but it happens main orders k according he kaam karta hun. So ready hoke main airport k liye nikala jahaan Randy and Snow mera wait kar rahe they, waise main normally yahaan se rojj aata hun lekin recently mujhe yahaan k logon se bahot respect mill rahi thi jo dikhta woh he sirr jukhata mere saamne, mera naam bahot jyaada faill gaya tha, specially yahaan par and i love it..

Main airport pohancha plane ready tha humlog Singapore time k according shyaam 4 baje k aas pass wahaan pohanchney waale they..

Main-Tu jaanta hai iss ladki ko???

Randy - Yeah jyaada nahi but jaanta hun..

Main-Snow tum??

Snow - Nope woh yahaan kabhi nahi aai or main yahaan se bahaar bahot kam jaati hun so main kuch nahi jaanti haan uske dad ko jaanti hun main. He was a legendary member a mastermind some people may say.

Main-Interesting..

Randy - Important information hai or ye ladki ko jitana main jaanta hun uske hissab se she is a wildcat this'll be hard..


Main-Koi naa kar lenge kaam he ye hai apna...

Continued..... .

 

[Lib am]

Update-340(New Task = PROMOTION)

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Mujhe hospital mein 3 din rehna tha jo bahot hard tha but good news ye thi ki mujhe time to time meri dose mill jaati thi baaki i dont give a fuck, Ek or good news ye thi ki mujhe hospital mein 3 din rehne k badle Bovice ne mujhe promise kiya tha ki bahaar nikalte he woh ek task mujhe denge jo unke liye kaafi personal hai and i am ready for that..

In good news k baad bhi mere 3 din bahot he musqill se kattey and 3 days over hotey he main Randy and Snow k sath turant master se millne k liye nikala. Humlog Master k cabin mein pohanchey toh Bovice k sath Boe and Norman bhi wahin mojjud they yaani mission important tha..

Bovice - Look who is here our very own Rambo.. Welcome back my boy..

Main-Thanks Master..

Bovice - Hospital se directly yahaan aae ho matlab you couldn't stop yourself. Field mein jaana hai tumhe jald se jald..

Main-Oh yeah pucho matt master main marr raha tha bed par paddey - 2, ek ek minute bahot musqill se katti hai meri..

Norman-We can see that.. So baitho..

Hum teeno wahaan baithe..

Boe-So AP jaisa master ne bola tha we have another mission for you and this is important very important i must say, obviously tum bahot he acha kaam kar rahe ho suru se he and you are one of the best agents we have lekin ye mission thoda tricky hai or agar tumne ye mission complete kiya toh tum promote hojaaoge Rank 3 se Rank 4 mein which is huge.. Samjh rahe ho that is huge..

Ye sun Randy and Snow k chehre khill uthe uska matlab promotion kaam ki cheej hoti hai but mujhe ranks se matlab tha nahi..

Main-Master i dont care about ranks..

Norman - Oh trust me you will you definitely will one day..

Bovice - Correct, ranks are the most important part of League. Jab samjh jaaoge tab tumhari life he rank par depend karegi..

Boe-Yes. So mission kya hai listen ek ladki hai on of our own, ek Assassin basically she used to work for us woh humaare liye kaam karti thi but woh league yaa HOD mein nahi thi..

Bovice - An associate basically..

Boe-Haan ye sahi shabd hai uske liye naam hai uska Hannah. So Hannah k papa league k ek member they or woh bhi ek reputed member humaare kaafi close hain woh specially master (Bovice) K. Naam hai unka Jones. So Jones humaari prison mein hain obviously koi situation arise hui thi like 4 saal Pehle jahaan woh doshi paaye gaye and unhe lifetime ki jail milli jo unhone happily accept ki because unki galati thi. So now lets just say humein Jones se kuch information cahiye hai bahot he jyaada important information, iska matlab Samjhtey ho.?

Main-Yes master..

Boe-So Jones woh information dene k liye taiyaar hai but usse badle mein kuch cahiye..

Main-Let me guess, woh apni beti se milna caahta hai..

Boe-Exactly, i know you are smart but listen first..

Main- sorry master..

Boe - So jaisa tumne kaha Jones information dene k liye taiyaar hai but usse apni beti se milna hai sahi salamat woh bhi. Ab baat kartey hain Hannah ki usko maine or uske dad ne train kiya hai so she is amazing at what she does, or woh willingly yahaan aana nahi caahti so humne kuch teams bheji usko pakkadne k liye but she is great at hiding herself or defending herself so woh harr baar gayab ho jaati hai, issliye humne tumhe select kiya you are the best at catching people so i want you to go there and usko sahi salamat asap yahaan leke aao kissi bhi kimat par..

Main- Oh i am ready Master you got it..

Boe - Lekin remember she is not a normal girl she is well trained and well equipped uski ek well trained team bhi hai jo iss job ko or hard banaati hai. Currently woh Singapore mein hai pichle few months se i think. So tum wahaan jaaoge Snow obviously best hai to track people down so woh tumhaare sath jaaegi and Randy is best at planning everything there and he will help you with contacts toh keval tum 3 he wahaan jaaoge, you can leave whenever you want but come back sooner..

Main-For sure master abhi nikal jaaenge early morning is the best.. Lets get ready guys..

Randy - I am ready..

Snow- Same..

Main-Let's go then..

Ye bolke humlog khaddey hue..

Bovice - Remember AP that information is very important and mujhe woh kissi bhi haal mein cahiye so make sure woh ladki safe and sound yahaan takk aae..

Main- Understood master..

Bovice - Good Luck..

Main - Thanks Master..

Main ghar aaya pehle toh bath liya maine then maine team ko bataya ye sab, obviously woh sath nahi jaa shaktey they issliye sad they but it happens main orders k according he kaam karta hun. So ready hoke main airport k liye nikala jahaan Randy and Snow mera wait kar rahe they, waise main normally yahaan se rojj aata hun lekin recently mujhe yahaan k logon se bahot respect mill rahi thi jo dikhta woh he sirr jukhata mere saamne, mera naam bahot jyaada faill gaya tha, specially yahaan par and i love it..

Main airport pohancha plane ready tha humlog Singapore time k according shyaam 4 baje k aas pass wahaan pohanchney waale they..

Main-Tu jaanta hai iss ladki ko???

Randy - Yeah jyaada nahi but jaanta hun..

Main-Snow tum??

Snow - Nope woh yahaan kabhi nahi aai or main yahaan se bahaar bahot kam jaati hun so main kuch nahi jaanti haan uske dad ko jaanti hun main. He was a legendary member a mastermind some people may say.

Main-Interesting..

Randy - Important information hai or ye ladki ko jitana main jaanta hun uske hissab se she is a wildcat this'll be hard..


Main-Koi naa kar lenge kaam he ye hai apna...

Continued..... .

Ye flashback kuch jayada lamba chalne wala lagta hai. As usual, AP is great in what he does.

 

[Dar]

Nice update bro

 

[spritemathews]

Behtareen update

 

[Shahrukh]

Awesome update bhai keep posting

 

[A.B.KING]

Next update kab tak ayega ?

 

[Lucky..]

Update-340(New Task = PROMOTION)

​

Mujhe hospital mein 3 din rehna tha jo bahot hard tha but good news ye thi ki mujhe time to time meri dose mill jaati thi baaki i dont give a fuck, Ek or good news ye thi ki mujhe hospital mein 3 din rehne k badle Bovice ne mujhe promise kiya tha ki bahaar nikalte he woh ek task mujhe denge jo unke liye kaafi personal hai and i am ready for that..

In good news k baad bhi mere 3 din bahot he musqill se kattey and 3 days over hotey he main Randy and Snow k sath turant master se millne k liye nikala. Humlog Master k cabin mein pohanchey toh Bovice k sath Boe and Norman bhi wahin mojjud they yaani mission important tha..

Bovice - Look who is here our very own Rambo.. Welcome back my boy..

Main-Thanks Master..

Bovice - Hospital se directly yahaan aae ho matlab you couldn't stop yourself. Field mein jaana hai tumhe jald se jald..

Main-Oh yeah pucho matt master main marr raha tha bed par paddey - 2, ek ek minute bahot musqill se katti hai meri..

Norman-We can see that.. So baitho..

Hum teeno wahaan baithe..

Boe-So AP jaisa master ne bola tha we have another mission for you and this is important very important i must say, obviously tum bahot he acha kaam kar rahe ho suru se he and you are one of the best agents we have lekin ye mission thoda tricky hai or agar tumne ye mission complete kiya toh tum promote hojaaoge Rank 3 se Rank 4 mein which is huge.. Samjh rahe ho that is huge..

Ye sun Randy and Snow k chehre khill uthe uska matlab promotion kaam ki cheej hoti hai but mujhe ranks se matlab tha nahi..

Main-Master i dont care about ranks..

Norman - Oh trust me you will you definitely will one day..

Bovice - Correct, ranks are the most important part of League. Jab samjh jaaoge tab tumhari life he rank par depend karegi..

Boe-Yes. So mission kya hai listen ek ladki hai on of our own, ek Assassin basically she used to work for us woh humaare liye kaam karti thi but woh league yaa HOD mein nahi thi..

Bovice - An associate basically..

Boe-Haan ye sahi shabd hai uske liye naam hai uska Hannah. So Hannah k papa league k ek member they or woh bhi ek reputed member humaare kaafi close hain woh specially master (Bovice) K. Naam hai unka Jones. So Jones humaari prison mein hain obviously koi situation arise hui thi like 4 saal Pehle jahaan woh doshi paaye gaye and unhe lifetime ki jail milli jo unhone happily accept ki because unki galati thi. So now lets just say humein Jones se kuch information cahiye hai bahot he jyaada important information, iska matlab Samjhtey ho.?

Main-Yes master..

Boe-So Jones woh information dene k liye taiyaar hai but usse badle mein kuch cahiye..

Main-Let me guess, woh apni beti se milna caahta hai..

Boe-Exactly, i know you are smart but listen first..

Main- sorry master..

Boe - So jaisa tumne kaha Jones information dene k liye taiyaar hai but usse apni beti se milna hai sahi salamat woh bhi. Ab baat kartey hain Hannah ki usko maine or uske dad ne train kiya hai so she is amazing at what she does, or woh willingly yahaan aana nahi caahti so humne kuch teams bheji usko pakkadne k liye but she is great at hiding herself or defending herself so woh harr baar gayab ho jaati hai, issliye humne tumhe select kiya you are the best at catching people so i want you to go there and usko sahi salamat asap yahaan leke aao kissi bhi kimat par..

Main- Oh i am ready Master you got it..

Boe - Lekin remember she is not a normal girl she is well trained and well equipped uski ek well trained team bhi hai jo iss job ko or hard banaati hai. Currently woh Singapore mein hai pichle few months se i think. So tum wahaan jaaoge Snow obviously best hai to track people down so woh tumhaare sath jaaegi and Randy is best at planning everything there and he will help you with contacts toh keval tum 3 he wahaan jaaoge, you can leave whenever you want but come back sooner..

Main-For sure master abhi nikal jaaenge early morning is the best.. Lets get ready guys..

Randy - I am ready..

Snow- Same..

Main-Let's go then..

Ye bolke humlog khaddey hue..

Bovice - Remember AP that information is very important and mujhe woh kissi bhi haal mein cahiye so make sure woh ladki safe and sound yahaan takk aae..

Main- Understood master..

Bovice - Good Luck..

Main - Thanks Master..

Main ghar aaya pehle toh bath liya maine then maine team ko bataya ye sab, obviously woh sath nahi jaa shaktey they issliye sad they but it happens main orders k according he kaam karta hun. So ready hoke main airport k liye nikala jahaan Randy and Snow mera wait kar rahe they, waise main normally yahaan se rojj aata hun lekin recently mujhe yahaan k logon se bahot respect mill rahi thi jo dikhta woh he sirr jukhata mere saamne, mera naam bahot jyaada faill gaya tha, specially yahaan par and i love it..

Main airport pohancha plane ready tha humlog Singapore time k according shyaam 4 baje k aas pass wahaan pohanchney waale they..

Main-Tu jaanta hai iss ladki ko???

Randy - Yeah jyaada nahi but jaanta hun..

Main-Snow tum??

Snow - Nope woh yahaan kabhi nahi aai or main yahaan se bahaar bahot kam jaati hun so main kuch nahi jaanti haan uske dad ko jaanti hun main. He was a legendary member a mastermind some people may say.

Main-Interesting..

Randy - Important information hai or ye ladki ko jitana main jaanta hun uske hissab se she is a wildcat this'll be hard..


Main-Koi naa kar lenge kaam he ye hai apna...

Continued..... .

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[AP 316]

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