Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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Update-378 (The Godly Entry)

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Main-Bola tha na be i'll kill you..

Sara-Hello oye, he is dead.

Main - Yeah, wahi bola tha maine isko ki maardunga main isko..

Sara-Let's go..

Main-Yep quick humein Pm ko bhi message bhejna hai..

Ab humlog waapis aaye and bhaagte hue Mines se bahaar nikale..

Main-(Bt) All good?? Sab theek ho kya be??

Good news ye thi ki sab theek they keval Main Sara and Randy thode injured they normal cuts they but seh lenge thoda its ok.. Humlog ko asap yahaan se nikal k PM ko call karna tha kyunki yahaan toh network tha nahi issliye humlog waapis gaadiyon k pass aaye and turant he nikale wahaan se..

Main-Quick..

Randy - Quick k chakkar mein niche khaai mein jaake girrenge bc.. Chilll..


Finally uss area se niche aane k baad network aaya or turant he Sahir ne PM k Pa us Allen ko call kiya..

Main-Isko bol Mission successful.. Turant attack karo apna sab kuch jhonk do isme. 20 minutes mein sab ujaad do no mercy warna ye moukka doobara nahi aaega.. No fucking mercy..

Sahir ne Wahi sab bola and usko sab samjhaake phone kaat diya..

Sara-Good job everyone, that was clean AF..

Main-Yep facts, bahot he jyaada clean outstanding plan Sara..

Sara - Thanks..

Humlog clinic jaake waapis ghar pohanchey Master ko already inform kardiya tha humne or woh bahot khuss they ab main chaahta tha destruction dekhna, mujhe 1000% yakeen tha ki PM jeet jaaega ye ladaai easily.. Lekin main puri raat se excitement mein soya nahi tha issliye main apne room mein aaya or bina kuch khaaye apni dose lee or turant he so gaya, fucking hell finally thodi chain ki nind aayi aaj behosh naa hua main, aaj soya main aaram se.. Sone k baad khudse main uthne waala tha nahi toh mujhe Chang ne uthaaya...

Chang - Boss PM aaraha hai millne wake up..

Main-Matlab successful hua unka attack..

Chang - Oh yeah smooth af kaafi log marre but Nikol ki castle k uppar Armenian government kaa jhanda lehra raha hai.. Suhah he hogaya tha 1 ghantey k andar.. So called rebels ko kutte ki moutt maara hai. Or gajab baat ye hai ki koi protest nahi horahe curfew jarur laga hai but everything is under Army's control.. So Pm humse millne aaraha hai.. Uske PA kaa call aaya tha.

Main-Chal aata hun main..

Main khadda hua time dekha toh bc 4 baje they dopehar k bhenchod 5-6 ghantey so liya main.. Nice.. Fresh hoke hath munh dhoke main bahaar aaya toh sablog wahaan mojjud they pm kaa he wait horaha tha.. Or mere bahaar aatey he Sahir andar enter hua uske sath PM or uska PA tha or wohlog bahot khuss they, hona he tha bhenchod khuss...Aatey he ussne mujhse hath millaya... And then hue uske thanks puraan suru bahot khuss tha woh bc thanks bol bol k pagal kardiya ussne humein or bolta he raha, "kuch caahiye ho toh bolna blah blah jo caahiye bolna blah blah" finally uski boring bakchodi khatam hui or woh waapis gaya... Chalo kuch toh acha hua..

Main-I don't know about you guys but mujhe bahot bhayanak bhook lagi hai..

Randy - Sabko lagi hai lunch nahi hua hai kissi kaa bhi apna khaana jahaan se aata hai woh curfew ki wajah se bandh hai.. Abhi Sahir open karwaaega usko tab jaake khana aaega..

Main-Chalo wahin chalke khaaenge bc kabtak wait karein..

Randy - Hell yeah... Party bhi hojaaegi issi baat par...

Sara-I am down..sab chaltey hain let's go master waise bhi koi nahi hoga bahaar aaj..

Bovice - Sure why not.. Lets go..

Sahir - Main Restaurant open karwa deta hun..

Sahir ne call kiya or humlog ek sath nikale bahaar bhenchod cool view tha humaare alawa literally ek shaks bhi bahaar nahi tha even police wagairaah bhi nahi they or honge bhi toh gand marrae apni seedha pm ko call karenge.. Humlog uss bade se chownk mein pohanchey jahan woh restaurant tha, woh pura chownk bhenchod khaali tha like ekdum dead.. Humlog uss restaurant ki side jaa he rahe they ki humaare saamne se 4 gaadiyaan aai bhayanak speed se or humaare saamne aake rukki humne apni guns nikaali.. Pehli gaadi kaa gate khulla or Jump kartey hue Nikol ya yun Kahun Paul ussme se kudda... Bhenchod.. Ye kahaan se aagaya.. Uske sath - 2 13-14 bandey bhi uttare.. Paul k hath mein ek bahot he bhayanak dikhne waali Katana thi jo bhenchod bhayanak shine maar rahi thi..

Paul - Guess who is here...? Hello there Master.. I missed you..

Norman - I never missed you Though. I hope you died that day Paul..

Paul - Well unfortunately for you i am alive Master..

Norman - You are pissed.. Main dekh shakta hun tumhe, tum gussa ho, it means you lost everything, right?? everything..

Paul - Gussa nahi hota toh main yahaan nahi aata kabhi bhi lekin you forced me to come here. Tum, who are you? a fucking nobody..

Main-Well nice to meet you..

Paul - I'll give you a death more painful then your life..

Main-Wait wait wait.. Bhosdk main kyun..

Paul - I know you are the brains behind this, tujhe kya lagta hai pagal hun main..

Main - Chutiya hai tu.. Jaake kahin chipp jaa faayde mein rahega warna tera bhi wahi hall hoga jo Roland kaa hua, bhenchod bade dialogues maar raha tha..

Paul - Funny enough.. Tujhe pata hai main yahaan kyun aaya hun..?? Main yahaan tujhe maarne aaya hun or tere sath - 2 in sabko.. Obviously Sara, Master and Bovice ko toh main maar nahi shakta lekin baaki tum sabko main aisi moutt dunga ki Tumhaari ruh takk kaanp jaaegi.. And best thing kya hai pata hai tumhe?? Yelog tujhe bacha bhi nahi shaktey yelog mujhe roukk bhi nahi shaktey.. Roukk shaktey hain but uske liye mujhe maarna padega inhe jo yelog kar nahi shaktey toh main in sabke saamne tumhe kuttey ki moutt maarunga..

Ok what the fuck.. Maine Norman and Bovice ko dekha toh wohlog k chehre ekdum se serious hogaye they matlab ye maadarchod sach bol raha hai.. Ok ok wait a second what the fuck does this mean. Aise kaise maarega maadarchod..

Paul - Unki taraf kya dekh raha hai woh bhi tujhe nahi bacha shaktey... You know what tumsabko maarke main surrender kardunga and then mujhe jail bheja jaaega and mujhe koi jail nahi roukk shakti I'll be back again then main dhundunga tumhare harr caahne waale ko or harr ek shaks ko maardunga jiska rista tumse hai..

Bhenchod ye toh bahot he jyaada aage ki sochke baitha hai.. Wait a second.. Hold the fuck up..

Paul - Yeah i know you are scared you should be..I challenge all of you to a fight right here right now and I'll show you the true power, my power, The power of merchant of Death, no one i repeat no one can stop me.. No one can fucking stop me..

"Well that's a Lie because i most certainly can and will stop you.."

Ye awaaj aai restaurant k andar se or uss awaaj ki taraf dekh wahaan mojjud harr shaks ki gand fatt gayi Paul ko kaato toh khoon nahi uska dialogue uske munh mein he attakk gaye they.. Kyunki humaare saamne none other than MOGUI himself khaddey they, hath mein chaaye kaa cup liye woh bhi.. Unhe dekhtey he Hum sab apne ghutano par aaye Norman and Bovice ko chhodke hum sab apne - 2 ghutano par they..

Mogui - At ease..

Ye sun Humlog khaddey hue..

Mogui-You know what Paul i am fed up with you i think you have crossed every limit possible.. And i dont want you here no more.. Nope not at all so maine socha why not come here and meet you, ye jo post kaa ghamand hai woh bhi tutt jaaega or tum bhi tutt jaaoge.. Remember tumse bhi uppar koi post hoti hai or woh post hun Main.. Maine High Command judges se baat ki maine seedha bola unko "to hell with your laws for Merchant of Death" main Armenia jaa raha hun or main Paul ko maardunga.. You know unhone kya kaha mujhe?? Unhone kaha "Whatever You Want To do Master we can arrange that " iska matlab pata hai?? I am bigger then the law.. I am the law Infact.. I am the creator of everything you are seeing here infact i am the creator of you, i made you.. Or ab tum mere saamne khaddey hoke mere he syndicate ko destroy karoge.. How dare you Paul how dare you??

Paul ki gand fatt chuki thi woh bus chup chaap sune jaa raha tha woh kya sablog chup chaap sune he jaa rahe they.. Koi sans takk lene ki awaaj nahi aarahi thi wahaan bhenchod sabkuch blank tha...

Mogui-Now Paul tumne inhe option diya tha main tumhe deta hun I challenge you to a fight with me right here right now, tum tumhari so called Death Sword use kar shaktey ho and i promise main koi weapons use nahi karunga nothing.. So what say Paul, fight karoge?? Yaa bhaag jaaoge?? Make it quick because i dont have time to waste on you..

Ye sunte he Paul apne bando k piche aaya or bhaagke gaadi mein baitha and usski gaadi toh turant he nikal lee wahaan se ye dekh baaki bandey bhi baithne lage gaadiyon mein tab Sara ne suru ki firing toh baaki ne bhi ki suru or unmein se kuch ko humne chaddne nahi diya or kuch bhaag gaye.. Maine ek goli bhi nahi chalaai kyunki bhenchod mere rongtey khaddey hogaye they woh scene dekh k holy fucking shit that entry was fucking godly.. Holy shit i got goosebumps.. That was insane.. Maadarchod kuttey ki tarah bhaaga Woh.. Holy shit that felt great..

All Hail Mogul..

Continued...

Gjb fabulous update bhai

 

[Chaudhary47]

Much good update

 

[Jasdil]

Update-378 (The Godly Entry)

​

Main-Bola tha na be i'll kill you..

Sara-Hello oye, he is dead.

Main - Yeah, wahi bola tha maine isko ki maardunga main isko..

Sara-Let's go..

Main-Yep quick humein Pm ko bhi message bhejna hai..

Ab humlog waapis aaye and bhaagte hue Mines se bahaar nikale..

Main-(Bt) All good?? Sab theek ho kya be??

Good news ye thi ki sab theek they keval Main Sara and Randy thode injured they normal cuts they but seh lenge thoda its ok.. Humlog ko asap yahaan se nikal k PM ko call karna tha kyunki yahaan toh network tha nahi issliye humlog waapis gaadiyon k pass aaye and turant he nikale wahaan se..

Main-Quick..

Randy - Quick k chakkar mein niche khaai mein jaake girrenge bc.. Chilll..


Finally uss area se niche aane k baad network aaya or turant he Sahir ne PM k Pa us Allen ko call kiya..

Main-Isko bol Mission successful.. Turant attack karo apna sab kuch jhonk do isme. 20 minutes mein sab ujaad do no mercy warna ye moukka doobara nahi aaega.. No fucking mercy..

Sahir ne Wahi sab bola and usko sab samjhaake phone kaat diya..

Sara-Good job everyone, that was clean AF..

Main-Yep facts, bahot he jyaada clean outstanding plan Sara..

Sara - Thanks..

Humlog clinic jaake waapis ghar pohanchey Master ko already inform kardiya tha humne or woh bahot khuss they ab main chaahta tha destruction dekhna, mujhe 1000% yakeen tha ki PM jeet jaaega ye ladaai easily.. Lekin main puri raat se excitement mein soya nahi tha issliye main apne room mein aaya or bina kuch khaaye apni dose lee or turant he so gaya, fucking hell finally thodi chain ki nind aayi aaj behosh naa hua main, aaj soya main aaram se.. Sone k baad khudse main uthne waala tha nahi toh mujhe Chang ne uthaaya...

Chang - Boss PM aaraha hai millne wake up..

Main-Matlab successful hua unka attack..

Chang - Oh yeah smooth af kaafi log marre but Nikol ki castle k uppar Armenian government kaa jhanda lehra raha hai.. Suhah he hogaya tha 1 ghantey k andar.. So called rebels ko kutte ki moutt maara hai. Or gajab baat ye hai ki koi protest nahi horahe curfew jarur laga hai but everything is under Army's control.. So Pm humse millne aaraha hai.. Uske PA kaa call aaya tha.

Main-Chal aata hun main..

Main khadda hua time dekha toh bc 4 baje they dopehar k bhenchod 5-6 ghantey so liya main.. Nice.. Fresh hoke hath munh dhoke main bahaar aaya toh sablog wahaan mojjud they pm kaa he wait horaha tha.. Or mere bahaar aatey he Sahir andar enter hua uske sath PM or uska PA tha or wohlog bahot khuss they, hona he tha bhenchod khuss...Aatey he ussne mujhse hath millaya... And then hue uske thanks puraan suru bahot khuss tha woh bc thanks bol bol k pagal kardiya ussne humein or bolta he raha, "kuch caahiye ho toh bolna blah blah jo caahiye bolna blah blah" finally uski boring bakchodi khatam hui or woh waapis gaya... Chalo kuch toh acha hua..

Main-I don't know about you guys but mujhe bahot bhayanak bhook lagi hai..

Randy - Sabko lagi hai lunch nahi hua hai kissi kaa bhi apna khaana jahaan se aata hai woh curfew ki wajah se bandh hai.. Abhi Sahir open karwaaega usko tab jaake khana aaega..

Main-Chalo wahin chalke khaaenge bc kabtak wait karein..

Randy - Hell yeah... Party bhi hojaaegi issi baat par...

Sara-I am down..sab chaltey hain let's go master waise bhi koi nahi hoga bahaar aaj..

Bovice - Sure why not.. Lets go..

Sahir - Main Restaurant open karwa deta hun..

Sahir ne call kiya or humlog ek sath nikale bahaar bhenchod cool view tha humaare alawa literally ek shaks bhi bahaar nahi tha even police wagairaah bhi nahi they or honge bhi toh gand marrae apni seedha pm ko call karenge.. Humlog uss bade se chownk mein pohanchey jahan woh restaurant tha, woh pura chownk bhenchod khaali tha like ekdum dead.. Humlog uss restaurant ki side jaa he rahe they ki humaare saamne se 4 gaadiyaan aai bhayanak speed se or humaare saamne aake rukki humne apni guns nikaali.. Pehli gaadi kaa gate khulla or Jump kartey hue Nikol ya yun Kahun Paul ussme se kudda... Bhenchod.. Ye kahaan se aagaya.. Uske sath - 2 13-14 bandey bhi uttare.. Paul k hath mein ek bahot he bhayanak dikhne waali Katana thi jo bhenchod bhayanak shine maar rahi thi..

Paul - Guess who is here...? Hello there Master.. I missed you..

Norman - I never missed you Though. I hope you died that day Paul..

Paul - Well unfortunately for you i am alive Master..

Norman - You are pissed.. Main dekh shakta hun tumhe, tum gussa ho, it means you lost everything, right?? everything..

Paul - Gussa nahi hota toh main yahaan nahi aata kabhi bhi lekin you forced me to come here. Tum, who are you? a fucking nobody..

Main-Well nice to meet you..

Paul - I'll give you a death more painful then your life..

Main-Wait wait wait.. Bhosdk main kyun..

Paul - I know you are the brains behind this, tujhe kya lagta hai pagal hun main..

Main - Chutiya hai tu.. Jaake kahin chipp jaa faayde mein rahega warna tera bhi wahi hall hoga jo Roland kaa hua, bhenchod bade dialogues maar raha tha..

Paul - Funny enough.. Tujhe pata hai main yahaan kyun aaya hun..?? Main yahaan tujhe maarne aaya hun or tere sath - 2 in sabko.. Obviously Sara, Master and Bovice ko toh main maar nahi shakta lekin baaki tum sabko main aisi moutt dunga ki Tumhaari ruh takk kaanp jaaegi.. And best thing kya hai pata hai tumhe?? Yelog tujhe bacha bhi nahi shaktey yelog mujhe roukk bhi nahi shaktey.. Roukk shaktey hain but uske liye mujhe maarna padega inhe jo yelog kar nahi shaktey toh main in sabke saamne tumhe kuttey ki moutt maarunga..

Ok what the fuck.. Maine Norman and Bovice ko dekha toh wohlog k chehre ekdum se serious hogaye they matlab ye maadarchod sach bol raha hai.. Ok ok wait a second what the fuck does this mean. Aise kaise maarega maadarchod..

Paul - Unki taraf kya dekh raha hai woh bhi tujhe nahi bacha shaktey... You know what tumsabko maarke main surrender kardunga and then mujhe jail bheja jaaega and mujhe koi jail nahi roukk shakti I'll be back again then main dhundunga tumhare harr caahne waale ko or harr ek shaks ko maardunga jiska rista tumse hai..

Bhenchod ye toh bahot he jyaada aage ki sochke baitha hai.. Wait a second.. Hold the fuck up..

Paul - Yeah i know you are scared you should be..I challenge all of you to a fight right here right now and I'll show you the true power, my power, The power of merchant of Death, no one i repeat no one can stop me.. No one can fucking stop me..

"Well that's a Lie because i most certainly can and will stop you.."

Ye awaaj aai restaurant k andar se or uss awaaj ki taraf dekh wahaan mojjud harr shaks ki gand fatt gayi Paul ko kaato toh khoon nahi uska dialogue uske munh mein he attakk gaye they.. Kyunki humaare saamne none other than MOGUI himself khaddey they, hath mein chaaye kaa cup liye woh bhi.. Unhe dekhtey he Hum sab apne ghutano par aaye Norman and Bovice ko chhodke hum sab apne - 2 ghutano par they..

Mogui - At ease..

Ye sun Humlog khaddey hue..

Mogui-You know what Paul i am fed up with you i think you have crossed every limit possible.. And i dont want you here no more.. Nope not at all so maine socha why not come here and meet you, ye jo post kaa ghamand hai woh bhi tutt jaaega or tum bhi tutt jaaoge.. Remember tumse bhi uppar koi post hoti hai or woh post hun Main.. Maine High Command judges se baat ki maine seedha bola unko "to hell with your laws for Merchant of Death" main Armenia jaa raha hun or main Paul ko maardunga.. You know unhone kya kaha mujhe?? Unhone kaha "Whatever You Want To do Master we can arrange that " iska matlab pata hai?? I am bigger then the law.. I am the law Infact.. I am the creator of everything you are seeing here infact i am the creator of you, i made you.. Or ab tum mere saamne khaddey hoke mere he syndicate ko destroy karoge.. How dare you Paul how dare you??

Paul ki gand fatt chuki thi woh bus chup chaap sune jaa raha tha woh kya sablog chup chaap sune he jaa rahe they.. Koi sans takk lene ki awaaj nahi aarahi thi wahaan bhenchod sabkuch blank tha...

Mogui-Now Paul tumne inhe option diya tha main tumhe deta hun I challenge you to a fight with me right here right now, tum tumhari so called Death Sword use kar shaktey ho and i promise main koi weapons use nahi karunga nothing.. So what say Paul, fight karoge?? Yaa bhaag jaaoge?? Make it quick because i dont have time to waste on you..

Ye sunte he Paul apne bando k piche aaya or bhaagke gaadi mein baitha and usski gaadi toh turant he nikal lee wahaan se ye dekh baaki bandey bhi baithne lage gaadiyon mein tab Sara ne suru ki firing toh baaki ne bhi ki suru or unmein se kuch ko humne chaddne nahi diya or kuch bhaag gaye.. Maine ek goli bhi nahi chalaai kyunki bhenchod mere rongtey khaddey hogaye they woh scene dekh k holy fucking shit that entry was fucking godly.. Holy shit i got goosebumps.. That was insane.. Maadarchod kuttey ki tarah bhaaga Woh.. Holy shit that felt great..

All Hail Mogul..

Continued...

super super update AP bro

 

[Naik]

Update-378 (The Godly Entry)

​

Main-Bola tha na be i'll kill you..

Sara-Hello oye, he is dead.

Main - Yeah, wahi bola tha maine isko ki maardunga main isko..

Sara-Let's go..

Main-Yep quick humein Pm ko bhi message bhejna hai..

Ab humlog waapis aaye and bhaagte hue Mines se bahaar nikale..

Main-(Bt) All good?? Sab theek ho kya be??

Good news ye thi ki sab theek they keval Main Sara and Randy thode injured they normal cuts they but seh lenge thoda its ok.. Humlog ko asap yahaan se nikal k PM ko call karna tha kyunki yahaan toh network tha nahi issliye humlog waapis gaadiyon k pass aaye and turant he nikale wahaan se..

Main-Quick..

Randy - Quick k chakkar mein niche khaai mein jaake girrenge bc.. Chilll..


Finally uss area se niche aane k baad network aaya or turant he Sahir ne PM k Pa us Allen ko call kiya..

Main-Isko bol Mission successful.. Turant attack karo apna sab kuch jhonk do isme. 20 minutes mein sab ujaad do no mercy warna ye moukka doobara nahi aaega.. No fucking mercy..

Sahir ne Wahi sab bola and usko sab samjhaake phone kaat diya..

Sara-Good job everyone, that was clean AF..

Main-Yep facts, bahot he jyaada clean outstanding plan Sara..

Sara - Thanks..

Humlog clinic jaake waapis ghar pohanchey Master ko already inform kardiya tha humne or woh bahot khuss they ab main chaahta tha destruction dekhna, mujhe 1000% yakeen tha ki PM jeet jaaega ye ladaai easily.. Lekin main puri raat se excitement mein soya nahi tha issliye main apne room mein aaya or bina kuch khaaye apni dose lee or turant he so gaya, fucking hell finally thodi chain ki nind aayi aaj behosh naa hua main, aaj soya main aaram se.. Sone k baad khudse main uthne waala tha nahi toh mujhe Chang ne uthaaya...

Chang - Boss PM aaraha hai millne wake up..

Main-Matlab successful hua unka attack..

Chang - Oh yeah smooth af kaafi log marre but Nikol ki castle k uppar Armenian government kaa jhanda lehra raha hai.. Suhah he hogaya tha 1 ghantey k andar.. So called rebels ko kutte ki moutt maara hai. Or gajab baat ye hai ki koi protest nahi horahe curfew jarur laga hai but everything is under Army's control.. So Pm humse millne aaraha hai.. Uske PA kaa call aaya tha.

Main-Chal aata hun main..

Main khadda hua time dekha toh bc 4 baje they dopehar k bhenchod 5-6 ghantey so liya main.. Nice.. Fresh hoke hath munh dhoke main bahaar aaya toh sablog wahaan mojjud they pm kaa he wait horaha tha.. Or mere bahaar aatey he Sahir andar enter hua uske sath PM or uska PA tha or wohlog bahot khuss they, hona he tha bhenchod khuss...Aatey he ussne mujhse hath millaya... And then hue uske thanks puraan suru bahot khuss tha woh bc thanks bol bol k pagal kardiya ussne humein or bolta he raha, "kuch caahiye ho toh bolna blah blah jo caahiye bolna blah blah" finally uski boring bakchodi khatam hui or woh waapis gaya... Chalo kuch toh acha hua..

Main-I don't know about you guys but mujhe bahot bhayanak bhook lagi hai..

Randy - Sabko lagi hai lunch nahi hua hai kissi kaa bhi apna khaana jahaan se aata hai woh curfew ki wajah se bandh hai.. Abhi Sahir open karwaaega usko tab jaake khana aaega..

Main-Chalo wahin chalke khaaenge bc kabtak wait karein..

Randy - Hell yeah... Party bhi hojaaegi issi baat par...

Sara-I am down..sab chaltey hain let's go master waise bhi koi nahi hoga bahaar aaj..

Bovice - Sure why not.. Lets go..

Sahir - Main Restaurant open karwa deta hun..

Sahir ne call kiya or humlog ek sath nikale bahaar bhenchod cool view tha humaare alawa literally ek shaks bhi bahaar nahi tha even police wagairaah bhi nahi they or honge bhi toh gand marrae apni seedha pm ko call karenge.. Humlog uss bade se chownk mein pohanchey jahan woh restaurant tha, woh pura chownk bhenchod khaali tha like ekdum dead.. Humlog uss restaurant ki side jaa he rahe they ki humaare saamne se 4 gaadiyaan aai bhayanak speed se or humaare saamne aake rukki humne apni guns nikaali.. Pehli gaadi kaa gate khulla or Jump kartey hue Nikol ya yun Kahun Paul ussme se kudda... Bhenchod.. Ye kahaan se aagaya.. Uske sath - 2 13-14 bandey bhi uttare.. Paul k hath mein ek bahot he bhayanak dikhne waali Katana thi jo bhenchod bhayanak shine maar rahi thi..

Paul - Guess who is here...? Hello there Master.. I missed you..

Norman - I never missed you Though. I hope you died that day Paul..

Paul - Well unfortunately for you i am alive Master..

Norman - You are pissed.. Main dekh shakta hun tumhe, tum gussa ho, it means you lost everything, right?? everything..

Paul - Gussa nahi hota toh main yahaan nahi aata kabhi bhi lekin you forced me to come here. Tum, who are you? a fucking nobody..

Main-Well nice to meet you..

Paul - I'll give you a death more painful then your life..

Main-Wait wait wait.. Bhosdk main kyun..

Paul - I know you are the brains behind this, tujhe kya lagta hai pagal hun main..

Main - Chutiya hai tu.. Jaake kahin chipp jaa faayde mein rahega warna tera bhi wahi hall hoga jo Roland kaa hua, bhenchod bade dialogues maar raha tha..

Paul - Funny enough.. Tujhe pata hai main yahaan kyun aaya hun..?? Main yahaan tujhe maarne aaya hun or tere sath - 2 in sabko.. Obviously Sara, Master and Bovice ko toh main maar nahi shakta lekin baaki tum sabko main aisi moutt dunga ki Tumhaari ruh takk kaanp jaaegi.. And best thing kya hai pata hai tumhe?? Yelog tujhe bacha bhi nahi shaktey yelog mujhe roukk bhi nahi shaktey.. Roukk shaktey hain but uske liye mujhe maarna padega inhe jo yelog kar nahi shaktey toh main in sabke saamne tumhe kuttey ki moutt maarunga..

Ok what the fuck.. Maine Norman and Bovice ko dekha toh wohlog k chehre ekdum se serious hogaye they matlab ye maadarchod sach bol raha hai.. Ok ok wait a second what the fuck does this mean. Aise kaise maarega maadarchod..

Paul - Unki taraf kya dekh raha hai woh bhi tujhe nahi bacha shaktey... You know what tumsabko maarke main surrender kardunga and then mujhe jail bheja jaaega and mujhe koi jail nahi roukk shakti I'll be back again then main dhundunga tumhare harr caahne waale ko or harr ek shaks ko maardunga jiska rista tumse hai..

Bhenchod ye toh bahot he jyaada aage ki sochke baitha hai.. Wait a second.. Hold the fuck up..

Paul - Yeah i know you are scared you should be..I challenge all of you to a fight right here right now and I'll show you the true power, my power, The power of merchant of Death, no one i repeat no one can stop me.. No one can fucking stop me..

"Well that's a Lie because i most certainly can and will stop you.."

Ye awaaj aai restaurant k andar se or uss awaaj ki taraf dekh wahaan mojjud harr shaks ki gand fatt gayi Paul ko kaato toh khoon nahi uska dialogue uske munh mein he attakk gaye they.. Kyunki humaare saamne none other than MOGUI himself khaddey they, hath mein chaaye kaa cup liye woh bhi.. Unhe dekhtey he Hum sab apne ghutano par aaye Norman and Bovice ko chhodke hum sab apne - 2 ghutano par they..

Mogui - At ease..

Ye sun Humlog khaddey hue..

Mogui-You know what Paul i am fed up with you i think you have crossed every limit possible.. And i dont want you here no more.. Nope not at all so maine socha why not come here and meet you, ye jo post kaa ghamand hai woh bhi tutt jaaega or tum bhi tutt jaaoge.. Remember tumse bhi uppar koi post hoti hai or woh post hun Main.. Maine High Command judges se baat ki maine seedha bola unko "to hell with your laws for Merchant of Death" main Armenia jaa raha hun or main Paul ko maardunga.. You know unhone kya kaha mujhe?? Unhone kaha "Whatever You Want To do Master we can arrange that " iska matlab pata hai?? I am bigger then the law.. I am the law Infact.. I am the creator of everything you are seeing here infact i am the creator of you, i made you.. Or ab tum mere saamne khaddey hoke mere he syndicate ko destroy karoge.. How dare you Paul how dare you??

Paul ki gand fatt chuki thi woh bus chup chaap sune jaa raha tha woh kya sablog chup chaap sune he jaa rahe they.. Koi sans takk lene ki awaaj nahi aarahi thi wahaan bhenchod sabkuch blank tha...

Mogui-Now Paul tumne inhe option diya tha main tumhe deta hun I challenge you to a fight with me right here right now, tum tumhari so called Death Sword use kar shaktey ho and i promise main koi weapons use nahi karunga nothing.. So what say Paul, fight karoge?? Yaa bhaag jaaoge?? Make it quick because i dont have time to waste on you..

Ye sunte he Paul apne bando k piche aaya or bhaagke gaadi mein baitha and usski gaadi toh turant he nikal lee wahaan se ye dekh baaki bandey bhi baithne lage gaadiyon mein tab Sara ne suru ki firing toh baaki ne bhi ki suru or unmein se kuch ko humne chaddne nahi diya or kuch bhaag gaye.. Maine ek goli bhi nahi chalaai kyunki bhenchod mere rongtey khaddey hogaye they woh scene dekh k holy fucking shit that entry was fucking godly.. Holy shit i got goosebumps.. That was insane.. Maadarchod kuttey ki tarah bhaaga Woh.. Holy shit that felt great..

All Hail Mogul..

Continued...

Zaberdast entry thi MOGUI ki aisa laga tha lion chal k aa raha h zaberdast
Mujhe laga tha aaj Paul ka kaam tamam hoga lekin jaane dia laga tha MOGUI bole AP ja lad paul se jo hoga dekha jayega lekin aisa huwa nahi h ab kaise Paul ko pakdte h ya maarte h
Baherhal dekhte h aage kia hota h
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Superb update

 

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Update-378 (The Godly Entry)

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Main-Bola tha na be i'll kill you..

Sara-Hello oye, he is dead.

Main - Yeah, wahi bola tha maine isko ki maardunga main isko..

Sara-Let's go..

Main-Yep quick humein Pm ko bhi message bhejna hai..

Ab humlog waapis aaye and bhaagte hue Mines se bahaar nikale..

Main-(Bt) All good?? Sab theek ho kya be??

Good news ye thi ki sab theek they keval Main Sara and Randy thode injured they normal cuts they but seh lenge thoda its ok.. Humlog ko asap yahaan se nikal k PM ko call karna tha kyunki yahaan toh network tha nahi issliye humlog waapis gaadiyon k pass aaye and turant he nikale wahaan se..

Main-Quick..

Randy - Quick k chakkar mein niche khaai mein jaake girrenge bc.. Chilll..


Finally uss area se niche aane k baad network aaya or turant he Sahir ne PM k Pa us Allen ko call kiya..

Main-Isko bol Mission successful.. Turant attack karo apna sab kuch jhonk do isme. 20 minutes mein sab ujaad do no mercy warna ye moukka doobara nahi aaega.. No fucking mercy..

Sahir ne Wahi sab bola and usko sab samjhaake phone kaat diya..

Sara-Good job everyone, that was clean AF..

Main-Yep facts, bahot he jyaada clean outstanding plan Sara..

Sara - Thanks..

Humlog clinic jaake waapis ghar pohanchey Master ko already inform kardiya tha humne or woh bahot khuss they ab main chaahta tha destruction dekhna, mujhe 1000% yakeen tha ki PM jeet jaaega ye ladaai easily.. Lekin main puri raat se excitement mein soya nahi tha issliye main apne room mein aaya or bina kuch khaaye apni dose lee or turant he so gaya, fucking hell finally thodi chain ki nind aayi aaj behosh naa hua main, aaj soya main aaram se.. Sone k baad khudse main uthne waala tha nahi toh mujhe Chang ne uthaaya...

Chang - Boss PM aaraha hai millne wake up..

Main-Matlab successful hua unka attack..

Chang - Oh yeah smooth af kaafi log marre but Nikol ki castle k uppar Armenian government kaa jhanda lehra raha hai.. Suhah he hogaya tha 1 ghantey k andar.. So called rebels ko kutte ki moutt maara hai. Or gajab baat ye hai ki koi protest nahi horahe curfew jarur laga hai but everything is under Army's control.. So Pm humse millne aaraha hai.. Uske PA kaa call aaya tha.

Main-Chal aata hun main..

Main khadda hua time dekha toh bc 4 baje they dopehar k bhenchod 5-6 ghantey so liya main.. Nice.. Fresh hoke hath munh dhoke main bahaar aaya toh sablog wahaan mojjud they pm kaa he wait horaha tha.. Or mere bahaar aatey he Sahir andar enter hua uske sath PM or uska PA tha or wohlog bahot khuss they, hona he tha bhenchod khuss...Aatey he ussne mujhse hath millaya... And then hue uske thanks puraan suru bahot khuss tha woh bc thanks bol bol k pagal kardiya ussne humein or bolta he raha, "kuch caahiye ho toh bolna blah blah jo caahiye bolna blah blah" finally uski boring bakchodi khatam hui or woh waapis gaya... Chalo kuch toh acha hua..

Main-I don't know about you guys but mujhe bahot bhayanak bhook lagi hai..

Randy - Sabko lagi hai lunch nahi hua hai kissi kaa bhi apna khaana jahaan se aata hai woh curfew ki wajah se bandh hai.. Abhi Sahir open karwaaega usko tab jaake khana aaega..

Main-Chalo wahin chalke khaaenge bc kabtak wait karein..

Randy - Hell yeah... Party bhi hojaaegi issi baat par...

Sara-I am down..sab chaltey hain let's go master waise bhi koi nahi hoga bahaar aaj..

Bovice - Sure why not.. Lets go..

Sahir - Main Restaurant open karwa deta hun..

Sahir ne call kiya or humlog ek sath nikale bahaar bhenchod cool view tha humaare alawa literally ek shaks bhi bahaar nahi tha even police wagairaah bhi nahi they or honge bhi toh gand marrae apni seedha pm ko call karenge.. Humlog uss bade se chownk mein pohanchey jahan woh restaurant tha, woh pura chownk bhenchod khaali tha like ekdum dead.. Humlog uss restaurant ki side jaa he rahe they ki humaare saamne se 4 gaadiyaan aai bhayanak speed se or humaare saamne aake rukki humne apni guns nikaali.. Pehli gaadi kaa gate khulla or Jump kartey hue Nikol ya yun Kahun Paul ussme se kudda... Bhenchod.. Ye kahaan se aagaya.. Uske sath - 2 13-14 bandey bhi uttare.. Paul k hath mein ek bahot he bhayanak dikhne waali Katana thi jo bhenchod bhayanak shine maar rahi thi..

Paul - Guess who is here...? Hello there Master.. I missed you..

Norman - I never missed you Though. I hope you died that day Paul..

Paul - Well unfortunately for you i am alive Master..

Norman - You are pissed.. Main dekh shakta hun tumhe, tum gussa ho, it means you lost everything, right?? everything..

Paul - Gussa nahi hota toh main yahaan nahi aata kabhi bhi lekin you forced me to come here. Tum, who are you? a fucking nobody..

Main-Well nice to meet you..

Paul - I'll give you a death more painful then your life..

Main-Wait wait wait.. Bhosdk main kyun..

Paul - I know you are the brains behind this, tujhe kya lagta hai pagal hun main..

Main - Chutiya hai tu.. Jaake kahin chipp jaa faayde mein rahega warna tera bhi wahi hall hoga jo Roland kaa hua, bhenchod bade dialogues maar raha tha..

Paul - Funny enough.. Tujhe pata hai main yahaan kyun aaya hun..?? Main yahaan tujhe maarne aaya hun or tere sath - 2 in sabko.. Obviously Sara, Master and Bovice ko toh main maar nahi shakta lekin baaki tum sabko main aisi moutt dunga ki Tumhaari ruh takk kaanp jaaegi.. And best thing kya hai pata hai tumhe?? Yelog tujhe bacha bhi nahi shaktey yelog mujhe roukk bhi nahi shaktey.. Roukk shaktey hain but uske liye mujhe maarna padega inhe jo yelog kar nahi shaktey toh main in sabke saamne tumhe kuttey ki moutt maarunga..

Ok what the fuck.. Maine Norman and Bovice ko dekha toh wohlog k chehre ekdum se serious hogaye they matlab ye maadarchod sach bol raha hai.. Ok ok wait a second what the fuck does this mean. Aise kaise maarega maadarchod..

Paul - Unki taraf kya dekh raha hai woh bhi tujhe nahi bacha shaktey... You know what tumsabko maarke main surrender kardunga and then mujhe jail bheja jaaega and mujhe koi jail nahi roukk shakti I'll be back again then main dhundunga tumhare harr caahne waale ko or harr ek shaks ko maardunga jiska rista tumse hai..

Bhenchod ye toh bahot he jyaada aage ki sochke baitha hai.. Wait a second.. Hold the fuck up..

Paul - Yeah i know you are scared you should be..I challenge all of you to a fight right here right now and I'll show you the true power, my power, The power of merchant of Death, no one i repeat no one can stop me.. No one can fucking stop me..

"Well that's a Lie because i most certainly can and will stop you.."

Ye awaaj aai restaurant k andar se or uss awaaj ki taraf dekh wahaan mojjud harr shaks ki gand fatt gayi Paul ko kaato toh khoon nahi uska dialogue uske munh mein he attakk gaye they.. Kyunki humaare saamne none other than MOGUI himself khaddey they, hath mein chaaye kaa cup liye woh bhi.. Unhe dekhtey he Hum sab apne ghutano par aaye Norman and Bovice ko chhodke hum sab apne - 2 ghutano par they..

Mogui - At ease..

Ye sun Humlog khaddey hue..

Mogui-You know what Paul i am fed up with you i think you have crossed every limit possible.. And i dont want you here no more.. Nope not at all so maine socha why not come here and meet you, ye jo post kaa ghamand hai woh bhi tutt jaaega or tum bhi tutt jaaoge.. Remember tumse bhi uppar koi post hoti hai or woh post hun Main.. Maine High Command judges se baat ki maine seedha bola unko "to hell with your laws for Merchant of Death" main Armenia jaa raha hun or main Paul ko maardunga.. You know unhone kya kaha mujhe?? Unhone kaha "Whatever You Want To do Master we can arrange that " iska matlab pata hai?? I am bigger then the law.. I am the law Infact.. I am the creator of everything you are seeing here infact i am the creator of you, i made you.. Or ab tum mere saamne khaddey hoke mere he syndicate ko destroy karoge.. How dare you Paul how dare you??

Paul ki gand fatt chuki thi woh bus chup chaap sune jaa raha tha woh kya sablog chup chaap sune he jaa rahe they.. Koi sans takk lene ki awaaj nahi aarahi thi wahaan bhenchod sabkuch blank tha...

Mogui-Now Paul tumne inhe option diya tha main tumhe deta hun I challenge you to a fight with me right here right now, tum tumhari so called Death Sword use kar shaktey ho and i promise main koi weapons use nahi karunga nothing.. So what say Paul, fight karoge?? Yaa bhaag jaaoge?? Make it quick because i dont have time to waste on you..

Ye sunte he Paul apne bando k piche aaya or bhaagke gaadi mein baitha and usski gaadi toh turant he nikal lee wahaan se ye dekh baaki bandey bhi baithne lage gaadiyon mein tab Sara ne suru ki firing toh baaki ne bhi ki suru or unmein se kuch ko humne chaddne nahi diya or kuch bhaag gaye.. Maine ek goli bhi nahi chalaai kyunki bhenchod mere rongtey khaddey hogaye they woh scene dekh k holy fucking shit that entry was fucking godly.. Holy shit i got goosebumps.. That was insane.. Maadarchod kuttey ki tarah bhaaga Woh.. Holy shit that felt great..

All Hail Mogul..

Continued...

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