Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Naik]

Update-345(Told Him)
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Vikram - Tu jaanta nahi hai mujhe..

Main-Bro you need to shut the fuck up for real. You are pissing me the fuck off. Issliye chup reh..

Vikram - I am not kidding my people they are trained for killing people like you they'll kill you..Dekh unhe they are trained killers..

Main - Oh for fucks shake..

Ye sunke maine usko dhakka maara or saamne khaddey uske guards ko target kiya mere pass ek glock thi 9 bullet magazine k sath, ab woh guards bechare khaddey he they issliye wohlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle 4 ki toh maine khopdi kholi or 2 ki Randy ne, woh thoda late samjha.. Ab wahaan 12 bandey they jisme se 6 toh on the spot gaye or 4 orr wahaan jukh k guns uthaane lage unmein se humne 2-2 ko liya ab bache aakhiri k 2 ne hath uppar karliye lekin maine unko hath uppar karne k baad bhi thok diya.. Or ye sab itana jaldi hua ki Vikram ko samjh takk nahi aaya ki bhenchod hua kya or kaise hua woh bechara ektakk mujhe he ghurre .

Randy - What the fuckkkk..Why?? Why??? Kyun be?? Are you fucking insane..

Main-Yeah..

Vikram - W. W. W. W. W. Wwho aa.. Are you?

Main-Now tu bol maadarchod..

Ye bolke maine gun uske munh par taan di toh uski gand fatt gayi or woh mere pairon mein girr gaya.. Woh mere pairon mein padda-2 kaanpne laga..

Randy - Naa.. Hell naa bhosdk ViP hai ye.. Hell fucking no gand marr jaaegi.. Chal utha usko or chal nikal let's go.. Gunshot se police aane he waali hogi..

Main-Haan beta ab dhundana mujhe..

Ye bolke humne usko wahin chhoda or Hannah jo almost behosh thi usko uthaaya humne, Randy ne apni jacket daali uske munh k uppar or hum ghumke jaane ki bajaae waapis backdoor se club mein enter hue or aise behave karne lage maano Hannah ne bahot jyaada pee leee ho or uske munh ko dhakke - 2 humlog bahaar nikal gaye or wahaan se road cross kar humlog waapis streets mein se hotey hue apne ghar ki side aagaye Randy ne raaste mein he Andy ko call kardiya tha doctor ko bulaa lene k liye.. Humlog usko leke ghar aaye jyaada kuch nahi hua tha usko bus knock hogayi thi punches se uske alawa munh par kuch cuts bhi lag gaye they.. Snow and Andy ko bataaya humne sab..

Andy - Kon tha woh any idea??

Main-Yeah koi Vikram bhatt..

Ye sun Andy ko maano current laga..

Andy - Vikram bhatt you said?? The Vikram bhatt?? Nooooo.. Nooooo.. Fucking hell..

Main - Yeah.. Kyun??

Randy - Dont tell me ki koi badi machhali hai woh..

Andy-Machalli?? Woh magarmach hai he is fucking king of this city.. He is a fucking billionaire or usase bhi aage iss city k MP yaani member of parliament kaa Jija cum business partner hai woh.. Iss city k saare illegal dhandey uske hissab se chaltey hain.. Police, politics sab uske under hai.. He is a fucking god around here..

Randy - Awesome..awe fucking some.. Bhenchod jaruri tha unko maarna?? Matlab jaruri tha kya be?? Ab??

Main- a lawde unko maarta yaa naa maarta Woh Vikram aise he thodi chhod deta bhosdk uski khopdi par bandukk rakhi thi humne ofcourse humein dhund nikaalta lekin now i promise you woh humaare piche nahi aaega..

Randy - How do you know that??

Main-Kyunki maine uski aankhon mein darr dekha hai or mera darr aadmi ko khaa jaata hai issliye trust me we are safe..trust me bro.. Isko treatment do..Or bandh rakhna room mein.

Ye bolke main apne room mein aagya Billionaire lawda mera woh puri jindagi theek se naa so paaega ab, khudse ye bolke maine apni dose lee or so gaya and subah mujhe Randy ne jagaaya..

Randy - Oye wake the fuck up.. Bhosdk woh bhaag gayi..

Main-Kon??

Randy - Hannah or kon..

Main-Nice.. Don't worry apne ghar par he milegi woh chal millke aatey hain.. 2 mins mein aaya..

Ye bolke main fresh hua bahaar aaya bhenchod 5 baje they subah k itani subah subah ek ladki ko dhund raha tha Singapore aake woh bhi bolo bc .. Khair Main, Randy and Snow uske ghar ki taraf aaye mujhe andar he jaana tha or thankfully unka gate open tha issliye gate kholte he humlog andar aaye toh humaare saamne hall mein Hannah and uski puri team mojjud thi or unmein se mostly bc patti plasters wagairaah mein they Hannah ka bhi treatment ho chuka tha kal, mujhe dekh wohlog ne overreact naa kiya matlab Hannah ne bata diya ki humne uski jaan bachaai.. Main mast aake ek chair leke un sabke saamne baitha..

Main - Good morning guys..

Aadmi1-Thanks for saving her life..

Main-No worries.. So Hannah ji first things first bahot he waahiyaat plan tha kal for real bahot he waahiyat aise ek ViP ko maarogi tum..

Hannah-Mera plan usko maarne kaa nahi tha..

Main-Toh..

Hannah-Main uske sath hotel jaana chaahti thi and then behonsh he karna tha usko..

Main-What the fuck...

Randy - For what??

Main-Never mind we don't care.. Now dekho i am sick of this place already then uppar se pure city ki police and mafia mujhe dhund raha hai.. Soooooooo! Chalein??

Hannah-I am not leaving this place..

Main-Then we have a problem because main tumhe leke he yahaan se jaaunga..

Hannah-I won't leave..

Randy - Yeah woh theek lekin jo ye sahaab Haina ye, ye tumhe leke he jaaega yahaan se. One way or another..

Hannah - You can take my dead body then..

Snow - Damn that's deep.. Listen madam kya caahiye tumhe yahaan?? Aisa kya hai? I am sure we can help right??

Main-Oh yeah. Woh chhodo ye batao kya karna hai tumhe woh hum kardenge and then tum humare sath chal paogi..

Randy - Exactly..

Hannah - I don't want to drag you in my fight.. Main meri ladaai mein tumhe nahi ghaseetana caahti..

Main-Listen i dont care kisski ladaai hai mujhe bus tumse matlab hai issliye tell me kya hua?? Yaa kya karein aisa jisase tum humaare sath chal paddo..

Hannah - Are you sure tum karoge..

Main-Tum sure ho sath chalogi???

Hannah-Yeah..

Main-Then i am 100% sure..

Hannah-Vikram bhatt you know kal ussi ko kidnap karne gayi thi main.. Woh ek nihaayti ghatiya insaan hai, meri ek friend thi Magi she was a model here or ek din Vikram ki najar uss par padd gayi toh ussne Magi ko apna banana caaha lekin Magi ne mana kardiya baar - 2 issliye ussne Magi ko kidnap karliya or apne pass bandh karke rakha hai.. Main buss usse ajaad karna caahti hun.. Ussne.. Uss.. Ne..humne sab try kiya police, politics and media lekin kahin se bhi help nahi milli..

Main-Cool.. Cool.. Bus itani c baat, so usko ajaad karwaaya toh tum humaare sath chalogi..

Hannah-Yes.. I will be in your debt forever..

Main-Ok then easy..

Continued..

Update-346(It Fucking Worked)

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Hannah-Tum Magi ko ajaad karwadoge??

Main-Yeah.. Vikram kaa number hai tumhare pass??

Aadni1-Yeah.. Why??

Main - Give me it.. Randy milla phone..

Hannah - Wait wait. What are you doing??

Main - I'll talk to him..

Hannah - Are you stupid or what... He is not going to listen to you..

Main-Oh trust me he will..

Hannah-How??

Main-Tumhe koi idea hai tumhe kaise bachaya kal humne..

Hannah-No.. I was unconscious..

Main - Good.. Randy phone laga..

Randy ne call kiya ussne nahi uthaaya subah 5 baje bhenchod kon he uthaaega.. Randy ne doobara kiya toh iss baar utha liya ussne.. Maine phone liya..

Vikram - Hello..who is this??

Main-Itna jaldi bhool gaya bhosdk..

Vikram - itittis. S. Sits you.. It.. Ts you..

Main-Yeah it's me bitch.. So listen i dont have time to waste on your bitchass i want something.. Magi.. Remember her?? 20 minutes kaa time deta hun tujhe 20 minutes k andar woh Oxford Park k saamne honi caahiye or agar nahi hui toh i promise you main tujhe dhund lunga or itani bhayanak moutt dunga tujhe ki teri aane waali nashalein bhi mere naam se kaanpengi.. Now i know tu billionaire hai yaa connected hai i dont give a fuck i really don't, remember i spared your life meri wajah se jinda hai tu meri di hui jindagi jee raha hai tu or ab meri baat nahi maani tune toh doobara nahi bakshunga tujhe.. I promise you that..I'll burn your empire to the fucking ground and I will enjoy it..

Ye sun kuch seconds ki shanti chaai phone mein jisase main samjh gaya ki woh maan gaya hai..

Vikram - Ok ok.. Ok.. Listen listen main Magi ko chhod dunga but promise me that you'll leave me alone after this and i will never see your face again..

Main - Oh i promise you you won't see me in your city ever again..

Vikram - Ok then 20 minutes.. She'll be at Oxford Park..

Main-Good..

Call disconnected..

Acha hua bhenchod maan gaya main sure naa tha ki ye maanega but try karliya maine warna kon maadarchod isko thokne jaata.. Naa maanta ye toh bc time jaata uppar se beijati hoti woh alag bhenchod RDJ type phone ghumaaya tha maine.

Main - Ok Magi yahaan aajaaegi saamne Park k pass..

Woh sabka munh khull gaya khussi or sadness dono he unke chehre par saaf dijhaai de rahe they..

Hannah-How??

Main-Can i get some coffee??

Ye sun ek ladki wahaan se challi gayi.

Hannah-How?? Tell me..

Randy - Actually kal humne usko thoda darra diya tha you know prank kardiya tha usko or ussi khouff mein maan gaya woh..

Main-Facts..

Ab woh ladki coffee leke aai maine coffee pee or peeke main gate par aaya 2 minutes baad ek gaadi aake uss park k saamne rukki or ussme se ek ladki uttari or woh gaadi challi gayi.. Ladki shakal ane kapdon se bilkul theek lagi matlab most probably kuch galat naa hua hoga uske sath..

Main-Here she is suno apna milaap karlo uske sath then theek subah 8 baje humaare ghar par aajaaana apna samaan leke akele.. Good morning..

Or wohlog kuch bol paatey usase pehle hum nikal gaye kyunki bhenchod fir scene emotional hojaata and fuck that shit issliye directly Hum ghar aae..

Randy - Bhenchod thankfully maan gaya woh..

Main-True warna lawda kon maarne jaata usko sala billionaire uppar se politically connected.. Bhenchod gand marr jaati..

Snow-True..

Main-Main nahaake aata fir naasta karenge..

Ye bolke main nahaane aaya and nahaake naasta kiya thodi derr wait kiya toh woh ladki aagayi ek bag leke..

Main - Oh hell fucking yeah mujhe laga tum bhaag toh nahi gayi.. Chalein guys??

Snow-I am ready..

Randy - Same..

Humlog turant he gaadi mein aae and airport k liye nikale..

Hannah-Listen...

Main-Thanks matt bolna.. Nope. Maine jo kiya mere liye kiya warna i could give two fucks..Issliye Shut up enjoy the drive..

Ab humlog airport pohanchey toh sab ready tha humlog subah 9 baje Singapore se take off kar gaye Humlog shyaam 4 k aas pass headquarters pohanchne waale they ab subah jaldi utha tha main toh plane mein aatey he main so gaya the bichmein main utha toh Randy Snow and Hannah baatein kar rahe they maine apna bag open kiya usme se apni dose lee and waapis se so gaya. Uske baad mujhe Randy ne he jagaaya ki humlog pohanch chuke hain.. Main utha apna bag uthaaya and niche uttare again bhenchod bahaar se yahaan aao toh shardi mein gand fatt jaati hai or wahi hua maine bag se jacket and cap nikaalke pehni and chall paddey Town hall ki taraf jahaan Bovice and Boe humaara he wait kar rahe they..

Main-Main jaa raha hun sone tumlog leke jaao isko..

Randy - Shut up bitch chup chaap sath chall unn dead bodies kaa credit tujhe he lena hai main nahi sunane waala..

Main - Fine.. Fucking bitch..

Humlog townhall pohanchey toh as expected humaara he wait horaha tha humlog cabin mein aae toh wahaan Bovice and Boe dono he they.. Humlog wahaan jukhe, Hannah bhi jukhi then Boe se galle milli woh..

Boe - And he does it yet again..

Main-Ofcourse.

Randy - Can't wait for the promotion 2.0..Master kab kar rahe ho promotion iska..

Boe - Oh no no no maine kaha tha ye task pura hone k baad or ye task pura kahaan hua hai abhi toh ek he step hua hai iss task kaa..

Main-Wait what..

Boe - Yeah, abhi iske dad se jo information millegi uske Uppar bhi tumhe he work karna hai..

Main-Oh damn..

Continued..

Mission complete Hannah ko le aaye
Vikaram ko apni maut dikh gayi thi 2.0 k roop m isliye itna dar gaya woh sirf ek phone per usne Magi ko chaod dia khof hi kafi tha maar kaat ki kia zaroorat
Ab dekhte h Hannah k papa kia information dete h jise poora kerne k baad hi 2.0 ko promotion milega
Lagta h kuch bhayanak hi task hoga
Badhiya shaandaar update bhai

 

[Mr.SAM]

Update-346(It Fucking Worked)

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Hannah-Tum Magi ko ajaad karwadoge??

Main-Yeah.. Vikram kaa number hai tumhare pass??

Aadni1-Yeah.. Why??

Main - Give me it.. Randy milla phone..

Hannah - Wait wait. What are you doing??

Main - I'll talk to him..

Hannah - Are you stupid or what... He is not going to listen to you..

Main-Oh trust me he will..

Hannah-How??

Main-Tumhe koi idea hai tumhe kaise bachaya kal humne..

Hannah-No.. I was unconscious..

Main - Good.. Randy phone laga..

Randy ne call kiya ussne nahi uthaaya subah 5 baje bhenchod kon he uthaaega.. Randy ne doobara kiya toh iss baar utha liya ussne.. Maine phone liya..

Vikram - Hello..who is this??

Main-Itna jaldi bhool gaya bhosdk..

Vikram - itittis. S. Sits you.. It.. Ts you..

Main-Yeah it's me bitch.. So listen i dont have time to waste on your bitchass i want something.. Magi.. Remember her?? 20 minutes kaa time deta hun tujhe 20 minutes k andar woh Oxford Park k saamne honi caahiye or agar nahi hui toh i promise you main tujhe dhund lunga or itani bhayanak moutt dunga tujhe ki teri aane waali nashalein bhi mere naam se kaanpengi.. Now i know tu billionaire hai yaa connected hai i dont give a fuck i really don't, remember i spared your life meri wajah se jinda hai tu meri di hui jindagi jee raha hai tu or ab meri baat nahi maani tune toh doobara nahi bakshunga tujhe.. I promise you that..I'll burn your empire to the fucking ground and I will enjoy it..

Ye sun kuch seconds ki shanti chaai phone mein jisase main samjh gaya ki woh maan gaya hai..

Vikram - Ok ok.. Ok.. Listen listen main Magi ko chhod dunga but promise me that you'll leave me alone after this and i will never see your face again..

Main - Oh i promise you you won't see me in your city ever again..

Vikram - Ok then 20 minutes.. She'll be at Oxford Park..

Main-Good..

Call disconnected..

Acha hua bhenchod maan gaya main sure naa tha ki ye maanega but try karliya maine warna kon maadarchod isko thokne jaata.. Naa maanta ye toh bc time jaata uppar se beijati hoti woh alag bhenchod RDJ type phone ghumaaya tha maine.

Main - Ok Magi yahaan aajaaegi saamne Park k pass..

Woh sabka munh khull gaya khussi or sadness dono he unke chehre par saaf dijhaai de rahe they..

Hannah-How??

Main-Can i get some coffee??

Ye sun ek ladki wahaan se challi gayi.

Hannah-How?? Tell me..

Randy - Actually kal humne usko thoda darra diya tha you know prank kardiya tha usko or ussi khouff mein maan gaya woh..

Main-Facts..

Ab woh ladki coffee leke aai maine coffee pee or peeke main gate par aaya 2 minutes baad ek gaadi aake uss park k saamne rukki or ussme se ek ladki uttari or woh gaadi challi gayi.. Ladki shakal ane kapdon se bilkul theek lagi matlab most probably kuch galat naa hua hoga uske sath..

Main-Here she is suno apna milaap karlo uske sath then theek subah 8 baje humaare ghar par aajaaana apna samaan leke akele.. Good morning..

Or wohlog kuch bol paatey usase pehle hum nikal gaye kyunki bhenchod fir scene emotional hojaata and fuck that shit issliye directly Hum ghar aae..

Randy - Bhenchod thankfully maan gaya woh..

Main-True warna lawda kon maarne jaata usko sala billionaire uppar se politically connected.. Bhenchod gand marr jaati..

Snow-True..

Main-Main nahaake aata fir naasta karenge..

Ye bolke main nahaane aaya and nahaake naasta kiya thodi derr wait kiya toh woh ladki aagayi ek bag leke..

Main - Oh hell fucking yeah mujhe laga tum bhaag toh nahi gayi.. Chalein guys??

Snow-I am ready..

Randy - Same..

Humlog turant he gaadi mein aae and airport k liye nikale..

Hannah-Listen...

Main-Thanks matt bolna.. Nope. Maine jo kiya mere liye kiya warna i could give two fucks..Issliye Shut up enjoy the drive..

Ab humlog airport pohanchey toh sab ready tha humlog subah 9 baje Singapore se take off kar gaye Humlog shyaam 4 k aas pass headquarters pohanchne waale they ab subah jaldi utha tha main toh plane mein aatey he main so gaya the bichmein main utha toh Randy Snow and Hannah baatein kar rahe they maine apna bag open kiya usme se apni dose lee and waapis se so gaya. Uske baad mujhe Randy ne he jagaaya ki humlog pohanch chuke hain.. Main utha apna bag uthaaya and niche uttare again bhenchod bahaar se yahaan aao toh shardi mein gand fatt jaati hai or wahi hua maine bag se jacket and cap nikaalke pehni and chall paddey Town hall ki taraf jahaan Bovice and Boe humaara he wait kar rahe they..

Main-Main jaa raha hun sone tumlog leke jaao isko..

Randy - Shut up bitch chup chaap sath chall unn dead bodies kaa credit tujhe he lena hai main nahi sunane waala..

Main - Fine.. Fucking bitch..

Humlog townhall pohanchey toh as expected humaara he wait horaha tha humlog cabin mein aae toh wahaan Bovice and Boe dono he they.. Humlog wahaan jukhe, Hannah bhi jukhi then Boe se galle milli woh..

Boe - And he does it yet again..

Main-Ofcourse.

Randy - Can't wait for the promotion 2.0..Master kab kar rahe ho promotion iska..

Boe - Oh no no no maine kaha tha ye task pura hone k baad or ye task pura kahaan hua hai abhi toh ek he step hua hai iss task kaa..

Main-Wait what..

Boe - Yeah, abhi iske dad se jo information millegi uske Uppar bhi tumhe he work karna hai..

Main-Oh damn..

Continued..

Nice going bro amazing updates....
But Flashback kuch zyada hi pamba kheench diya hai or kitny updates rehty hain flashback k?
Waiting Eagerly

 

[Tripuri chakraborty]

Mind-blowing update bro

 

[Sushilnkt]

गजब डर गया।

नाम बदनाम ना हो तब भी

 

[sethi]

Same to you too.

Great updates. Hope you finish the flashback soon and come back to the current time soon.


I am still not sure that the distance created between the family members is not a well thought out plan of Deva Bhai and AP to get the criminals out of hiding and eliminate them.

We will come to know as the story proceeds.

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Zabardast update

 

[Rathod Vipul]

Also
Happy Makar Sankranti Guys.

Happy Makar sankranti.

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

4 hone hi wali hai ab toh waise AP ki rank 6 se upar hi hai

 

[Janu002]

Waiting

 

[Raj Singh]

Waiting for next update AP bhai