Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[AP 316]

Congratulations bhidu 200 update pure ho gaye story ke bole toh maza aa gaya
Maza aa gaya padh kar update teeno monalisa badi chalu chiz hai sali bole toh direct bj par pahoch gayi sambhal ke rahana sali se double cross na kar de kahi
Chang sala pagal hai 1 ghante 20 min mein 2 ko uda bhi diya gazab jab ye sab ke samne aayega tab aur maza aane wala hai pata nahi kab aayega abhu jaisi situation hai jaldi hi aane wala hai publicly yeh bhi
Ab AP 2.0 ko clg bhejo yrr aur woh lucky aur principal ki bajao ache se
Mast update tha bhai jaldi se next bhi dedo

Thanks Guffy for the wonderful review keep supporting as always.. Principal ki lucky ki sabki banjajaenge..

Jabrdast update hai bhai as all wes planning to AP2 mints me kar leta hai. Bhabhi ko shak ho raha haivAP ke behavior me and I'm damn sure deva bhogi ne bhi ye baat notice ki hogi
Family always comes for AP uski hi vajhse usne riya ko chod diya

Parvin aur kali jese distraction abhi nahi chahiye AP ko isliye usne ye meeting bulai hai pr kya sb log manege AP2 apni neev rakhke jayega matlab sabki phad ke jane vala hai RJ ke sath sath mja ane vala hhai

Monali ,parmish bhatt aur side charctors badme role aayega inka bhi
Bunty aur devenadr ke maut ke baad kya unka tisra saathi ayega badla lene ke liye ,ya AP ke dar se guandagardi chod dega sabko pata chal jayega bc AP bahot badi vali film hai,chindichor log bahot ghumte hai uske samne
Thannkss for the update bhaii

Haan teesra banda aaega jarur chain se nahi baithega.. Kab kaise kahaan aaega woh toh aage he dekhenge.. Thanks Clasher bhai for the support keep supporting as always

Congratulations Boss for 200 updates......really really you r great thanks for all the wonderful outstanding updates.... matlab kiya update hai.. itni logic..kamal hai...bilkul real lagti hai ...jaise mere samne hi ho raha ho....main janta hun ye baat main kafi baar kah chuka hun but phir bhi such to ye hi hai.....

Thanks zindegi

Bang on update,
Red John ko niptane ke Saath apne samrajya ki neev bhi rakh raha hai.
2.0 sirf family ki parwah karta hai aur usane Ananya ki security ka koi jikra bhi nahi kiya, ye use family nahi mana kya abhi tak.

Thanks Chinturocky

Gajab bhai ek dum solid...ab john sahab k L lag gaye... Par itna pata h vo kuch to aisa karega jo AP ko gussa aayega...isse pahle ye mamla shant nhi hoga...baaki writer AP dekhte h kya krte h uska character k hisaab se...keep writing..and be happy

Dekhtey hain bhai gussa aata hai ya nahi.. Thanks The Thinker

Superb update bhai..
AP 2.0 kuchh jada aage ka soch kr ye empire ki neev rakhi h..
Aane wale time bhut dhamaaka hoga..
Keep going..

thanks bhai

Sab kuchh to set ho gaya ab bari hai red jhon ke saath maidani Jung

Devendra logo ki jis tarah se bajaya Chang ne sab gundo ki to fat ke char ho gayi ab to sale galti se bhi bich me koi bakheda khada nahi karenge

Is update ki sabe khas baat ye lagi ki jab AP mona ke sath tha to lund se nahi socha har kisi ki tarah balki dimag se socha aur dimag se soche bhi kyo na uske paas dimag ki kami hai kya

Becoz AP is AP

Bahut hi awesome update bro


Waiting for the next update

Bilkul bhai AP Lund se nahi dimag se sochta hai ..

Thanks bhidu Rajesh

awesome BC just awesome

kya scene chla mja aa gya

well story likhne vale aur padhne vale pe depend karti hai aur agar writer aap jaisa ho aur reader mere jaisa toh BC imagination ki koi kami hi na hai har baar ki tarah AP ko samne se kaam karte dekha hai maine mja aa gya BC
i just love your writing skill BHAI

PLAN straight and clear hai as RJ ka tab tak pta nhi chlta jab tak vo koi movement na kare and that's the best part about him BC it's like SHADOW sirf ROSHNI mai dikhegi ANDHERE mai hogi feel hoga but bina roshni ke pta na chlega aur RJ ke case mai ROSHNI uski movement hai
jo bhi ho mja aaya BC but main RUHI bhul gya kon hai yeh??? BC yaad na hai

FAMILY comes first and for FAMILY AP also comes first toh jaise BHABHI ne notice kar liya hai ki AP kuch changed hai as vo chah rha hai ki jska beast look aaye but aa nhi rha hai toh frustrated hai aur yeh BHABHI ne notice kiya hai aur obviously BHAI ne bhi notice kar hi liya hoga aur RJ ke karan abhi AP ko shayad distract na karna chahte hon but hopefully RJ ke baad 1.5 year ka scene aayega aur vo puri family ke samne hi open hoga toh yeh bhi dekhna hai abhi

HERE COMES YOUR BAD FATHER bc GOD FATHER toh har koi khud ko bolta hai but AP uss se bhi upper feel hua BC for BAD peoples their BAD FATHER nice ATTITUDE BC

CHANG is with beast issliye vo bhi khud ko hold back nhi kar rha hai mja aa rha hai BC shi hai

meeting mai jyada kuch nhi hua AP ne sab iss emoji ki tarah sabki phadi that's it but savage level pe

chlo aakhir kar story ke 2nd part ka first adultery scene BC shi hai yeh bhi BC shayad MONA ko yeh na pta ki usne ek DEVIL ke sath contract sign kiya hai dekhte hain yeh kitna jyada interesting rehta hai chahen MONA ko pta ho ki DEVIL ke sath kaam kar rhi hai vo but iski real feeling usse baad mai mil hi jayega lets see what will happen then

well ab aur kya kahun sab toh likh dala haan guesses jo ki har baar ki tarah useless hi honge as i can't predict AP's move maybe no one aur juada kuch hai bhi na prediction ke liye kyunki filhal sab kuch set rakha hai AP ne like WAR starting ka siron baj chuka hai aur logo ko bunker mai rakhne ki tyari ho rhi hai aur sabhi ko andar rehne ko bola hai (Gangster wagarh) toh bas war ki tabahi dekhni hai mujhe aur ANNANYA toh RAJYPAL ki beti hai uske pass security toh hogi hi halanki RJ ka kuch kehna mushkil hai as vo kuch bhi kar skta hai toh dekhte hain kya hota hai???

well congratulations for 200 updates

KEEP WRITING
KEEP UPDATING

YOUR REGULAR READER
...MATHUR

Holy fuck update jitana bada review thanks Mathur bhai really appreciate that.. Or Haan sahi samjha aapne RJ ek shadow ki tarah hai.. Ananya kaa scene kya hoga dekhne laayak hoga.. Keep supporting bhidu..

Awesome fantastic Mind-blowing update AP sir...
Fadu update hai guru ..mjaa aagya
AP ne savi ko instruction de diye .
SB use MN v gye ...
Sb ko security v mil gai .
Third class criminal SE AP ki meeting Hui bc AP ki BT man v gye nhi mante bc to v AP ka kuch bigar v nhi skte bc manna hi tha nhi to Gand PR goli LGti ...
Devendra or banti mare Gaye..bc
Third class criminal ka reaction sala aisa tha jaise Avi uski koi Gand mar liya ho .
Mona AP ko fasa rhi thi bc Khud fas gai .bahut calu Aurat hai bc .AP ki la** chatted rhi ..
Media Mai v news cl rhi hai Jo Jo v meeting Mai hua ..
Vinny ab Deepika ki security sambhalega..
Dekhte hai beta R.J kiy krta hai .

Mona par bilkul dhyaan rakhna padega bhai.. Dekhtey hain kitani shayaani hai.. Thanks Last benchers bhai

200 update pure hone k liye congrats bhai. Kamal ka likhe ho bhai mujhe to lag raha h jese ki part3 m AP KO gangleader bana k hi manoge. Jo bhi ho i love it

Thanks Vaibhav

Congratulations for 200 update brother
Always fantastic update
Thanks for lovely update brother
Agle update ka intizar rehega

Thanks Naik bhai

congrats for 200 updates
and updates as always awesome
waiting for next update

Thanks johnsamuri

Mast update tha bhai sb ko security de di acha hai pr Ananya ko bhul gye sayad red john usi ko target krega

Thanks kki bhai

First of all For 200 updates...
Your writing skill .. You are insane.. 200 update ho gaye lekin lg rha jaise kahani abhi shuru hui... Mind blowing update..
Waiting for next

Thanks bhai Shyam Singh

 

[Jaipara]

Thanks Bhidulog For All the love and support keep supporting as always..

AP bhai agla update kab tak aayega ?

 

[Ronnr]

Bhai ab update bhi dedo intzaar nhi hota

 

[AP 316]

Bohat hi zabardast update bro.

Shandaar update bro

Zabardast update bro

Wah bohat hi zabardast update.

Aur ye kis ne ye khabar leak kardi k AP Vithal aur Harman se jail mila ab dekte hai aage kya krta hai AP.

Wah bhai shandaar update.

Lagta hai AP Ka time shuro ho raha hai aur Parween mile GA AP ko k nhi ab dekte hai aage kya hota hai.

Thanks For all the comments Ameer Khan Khan bhai.. Keep supporting bhidu..

Zabardast update

Thanks bhai

Awesome update bhai
AP ka swag to din ba din badhta hi jaraha hai
Dekhte RJ tapkane tak AP ki kya image banjati hai
Kyonki AP ne cleared bola hai usse bada koi gangster nahi hoga
Aur Chang aur ami jo ki sabse dangerous weapons hai AP ke unka kaise use hota hai RJ ko khatam karne mai
Family Aur friends ko to safe kardiya hai hai
Ana to khud rajyapal ki beti hai Phir bhi dekhte hai AP uske barey mai bhi kuch to soncha hoga
Kuch bhi kaho maaza to bohut aney wala hai aise lagraha hai
Aur apke writing skills ki to jitni bhi tariff karey kaam hi bhai
Keep posting

Bilkul lagta hai John k baad AP khud he mafia banjaaega jo kaafi sahi rahega dekhne mein.. Keep supporting Badshah Khan bhai

Shandar update bhai ab jara principal ki bhi Watt laga do

thanks bhidu

 

[AP 316]

Update-201(Do Not Mess With Me)


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Haweli aaya main toh seedha room mein aaya and then Dinner k time he waapis niche aaya.. Dinner k Time Ravi Babhi Main Meenu Or Rishi he they.. Sam apne ghar gaya tha uske dad ki security arrangements karwaane k liye.. Waise unke pass already bahot security hai but still humaari security bhi jaruri thi..

Babhi - Sun tune bola abhi next kuch din shanti rahegi..?

Main-Haan Kuch Naa karega RJ abhi..

Babhi-Toh kal college chala Jaana chup chaap..

Main-What the fuck college kyun..?? I hate college main naa Jaane waala..

Babhi-What do you mean college kyun?? Kyun jaatey hain college..?? Or tu kabse hate karne laga college tujhe toh passand tha college..

Then mujhe realise hua ki main kon hun.. Tab maine baat palti..

Main-Joke Tha babhi.. Chala jaaunga Kal..

Babhi-Aise serious face leke joke kaise karleta hai mujhe bhi seekha..

Main-Ye bhi art hai ek..

Fuck it's 2020 kon college jaata hai bhenchod ab.. Kya gandugiri hoti hai wahaan.. By the way college jaake waapis nikal lunga Nicki mam ko shakal dikhaa k bus hogaya kaam.. Issi bahaane unhe or Riti mam ko trackers bhi dedunga and then waapis..

Dinner k baad main so gaya and next day college time uthaa... Fresh hoke niche aaya toh Ravi bhi ready he tha breakfast kiya and then Bahaar aaye... Bike kaa mood tha Ravi kaa toh ussne Bike nikaali and humlog nikale college k liye.. College pohanchey toh gate par kaafi bheed thi.. Student log maala wagairaah liye khadey they.. Humein Rohit gate par he Milla.. Uske alaawa puri Abhi gang or kaafi students mojjud they wahaan par..

Main-Kya hua be..?

Rohit-Londa all Asia Judo mein gold laaya Hai apne college kaa.. Sunil..

Ravi-Ye kon..??

Rohit- Ye Shubham k sath rehta tha jo pehle Thoda sanwla saa hai.. Jiski naak ki haddi nahi haibe..

Ravi-oh Haan..

Rohit-Ussi k welcome k liye khadey hain sablog..

Main - Thank god matlab no class today..?

Rohit-Most probably nahi..

Ravi - Toh ye Abhi gang ek side kyun khaddi hai..?

Rohit-Woh seniors kaa banda haina toh unlog ne seniors ko karne diya sab.. Achaa hai jo..

Ravi-Cool..

Main-Gajab.. Main Nicki mam se millke aata hun...

Rohit-Yahin hai.. Woh dekh udhar side mein.. Abhi gang k piche..

Maine dekha toh udhar Abhi, Ashish, Lucky, Sana, Arushi, Mouni or Anaa khadey they.. Unhi k sath Nicki mam or Riti mam khadey they... Toh main unki side aaya..

Ashish - OH ye dekho bade bhaisahaab aaye hain.. Kaise ho sir..

Main-Badhiya..

Ashish - kaafi kharonch lagi hain cehre par bc..

Main-Saamne waale ko isase kahin jyaada lagi thi..

Ashish - Hell yeah..

Wahaan se main Nicki madam k side aane laga toh Nicki Or Riti madam Kissi k sath baat karne lagi toh main ek side wait karne laga.. Toh Anaa mere pass aai... Ye setting hai by the way meri.. I mean 1.0 ki.. Dikhne mein toh bhayanak hai bc wait kiska kar raha haibe 1.0.. Isase durr he rehtey hain bc roega warna woh.. Bhaichaare k bich ladki nahi aani caahiye.. Kyunbe 1.0 sahi bola naa..

Anaa-Hi...

Main-Hello..

Anaa-How are you..??

Main - Fine fine.. What about you..?


Anaa-Theek thaak.. So what's up?? Something happened..?

Main-No not at all.. All good.. Kyun kya hua..?

Anaa- I mean you are not answering to my calls or messages.. That's why I asked..

Main-Oh that. Actually pichle kuch din mein bahot jyaada stuff hogaya hai and I am very much tired from that uske sath sath pura din kaam mein nikalta hai..

Anaa-Its ok its ok.. Chill take some rest.. Woh toh main bus puch rahi thi ki kuch hua toh nahi..

Main-Naa naa..

Anaa-Tumhe pata haina dukh baantney se kam hota hai..

Main-I belive baantney se jyaada hota hai.... Jyaada jagah failta hai..

Anaa-Matlab dukhi toh ho tum..

Main-Not sure actually..

Anaa-It's ok mujhe bataa shaktey ho tum.. Tumhaare secrets safe rahenge mere pass...

Main - Mere secrets bahot jyaada dark hain Anaa itane dark ki woh din ko raat mein badal shaktey hain.. Issliye main apne pass he rakhta hun and I don't want to talk about it..

Anaa-It's ok agar tum nahi caahtey toh.. I can't force you...

Main-No one can.. Give me a minute mujhe Nicki mam se kaam Hai..

Anaa-Sure..

Ye bolke main Mam k pass aaya..

Nicki-Morning AP..

Main-Morning.. Morning Riti man.

Riti-Morning..

Main-Here take this..

Maine ek - ek tracker unko diya active karke.. Jo bahot chota tha like naakhoon(Nails) jitana..

Riti-What's this..?

Main-It's a tracker basically..

Riti-Or humein iski jarurat kyun hai..?

Main-For safety purposes.. I mean Red John apne peak par hai so he can target anyone.. Specially people close to me issliye.. Waise toh isko 24×7 monitor karenge guards lekin still agar koi problem hai toh isko jor se press kardena.. Humein alert miljaaega.. 24×7 aap dono k pass hona caahiye ye.. I don't care kya kar rahe ho aap just apne sath rakho..

Nicki-Serious hai kya matter..?


Main-Jyaada nahi..lekin mujhe risk nahi caahiye..

"AP"...

Ye sun main piche mudda toh piche ek 32-35 age kaa ek patla saa aadmi khadda tha... Or uske sath 3 bandey or they.. Jo sab shakal se he gundey lag rahe they.. Sab hattey kattey they..

Main-Haan..

Aadmi-Mera Naam Vikram hai or main Manish Sehrawat kaa Manager hun..

Manish Sehrawat hmm naam kahaan suna tha iska.. Hmmm.. Ek second flashback.. Oh Haan.. Ye un 3 mein se tha Bunty or Devender k sath.. Woh 2 toh maare gaye ye safe tha toh baksh diya tha..

Main-Baadmein aana..


Vikram-Bhai ek baar jarra Phone par baat karlo Manish bhai se 1 minute k liye..

Main-Baadmein bola naa be dikh nahi raha kya busy hun..

Ye bolke main waapis mudda or woh phone par bola "Bhai Nahi kar raha baat"...


Main-So main kahaan tha actually Haan main risk nahi lena caahta issliye 24×7 ye apne sath rakhna..


Vikram-Bhai..? Ek minute ki baat hai..

Tabhi Ravi or Rohit wahaan aagaye..

Ravi-Laa main karun baat..?

Vikram-Nahi tum kon..? Keval AP bhai se baat karwaani hai...

Ravi-AP nahi karega..

Rohit-Abtoh bilkul nahi karega.. Pencho tu hai kon humaare college k saamne humse he shyaanpatti...

Vikram-Beta ye jawaani k 4din humaare andar se bhi gaye hain.. Apni pant se bahaar Matt niklo..


Nicki-Kon hai AP kya horaha hai..?

Main-Hoga koi Chhodo aap ye dekho kaise activate karna hai emergency mein..

Ab Rohit Loud hua toh sablog kaa dhyaan humaari taraf gaya.. Saare students jhoom k khaddey hogaye.. Rohit Ravi ko shayad jaantey nahi they wohlog kyunki mujhe jiss hissab se bula rahe they uss hissab se Humse fattaty hai unki...


Vikram-AP bhai..?


Rohit- Teri bhains kaa andaa maarun suna nahi kya be.. Chal nikal program hai idhar befaltu time kharaab naa kar..

Ab unmein se ek ne ki galati bahot badi galati ussne Taani Rohit par ek pistol or uss Vikram ne Ravi ko maara dhakka.. Pistol dekhtey he bheed hatti 4 kadam piche.. Or main toh wait he kar raha tha.. Harr 10-12 ghanton baad mere saree se frustration nikalti rahe toh badhiya rehta hai.. Or ye mouka millgaya tha mujhe...

Main jhatke se piche hatta or uss pistol waale k hath se itani speed se pistol chinni ki usko pata bhi nhi chala hua kya.. Or jaise he samjh paata maine ek right hand punch diya uske thobdey par jisme speed itani thi ki woh piche ki taraf jaa girra.. Then Khaddey khaddey he laat di uss vikram ki thuddi(chin) par woh bhi piche jaake girra filmy scene tha ekdum ussne hath mein jo phone pakkada tha woh gaya hawa mein bc..

Ab ye dekh woh last waale 2 aaye meri taraf.. Ab jagah kam thi toh pehle ek aaya jisko maine pass aane se pehle he pait mein kick di jisase woh aaya ghutano par or jaise he woh ghutano par aaya maine di ek bhayanak knee uske thobdey par jo itani jordaar thi ki woh pith k ball sapaat lait gaya jisase jo last banda meri side bhaaga aaraha tha woh takraaya or niche girra or girrtey he main kahaan uthne dene waala tha usko di bhenchod Galle par ek kick woh gaya niche... Ye seedha hospital he uthega ab.... Thoda saa or jor lagaadeta toh ye yahin dum Todd deta.. Tabtak woh pehle waala khadda hua uski naak tutt gayi thi khoon behraha tha pura.. Or iss bich mujhe ek percent bhi andaaja nahi tha main kahaan hun... Yaa aaju baaki kon hai.. Mujhe bus frustration nikaalni thi..ab woh 2 uth gaye mere saamne dono k thobdey khoon se bharrey they.. Lekin ek ko Rohit ne piche se kick di woh side ko hua toh wahaan Ravi ne ek elbow uski khopaddi mein jadd di.. Woh bhenchod niche baith gaya iss bich Ravi ne apne elbow jarur dislocate karwaa Lee hogi kyunki woh niche baith gaya bhenchod elbow pakkadke.. Lekin apna kaam Kar Gaya.. Ab last waala bacha akela Rohit usko bhi maar shakta tha lekin Uss bhenchod ne Chaaku nikaal liya apne juttey se.. Medium size kaa kaafi stylish Chaaku tha.. Jisase Rohit piche ko hatt gaya..

Main-Durr reh main dekhlunga..

Students kaafi piche hatt gaye they bc gand fatt gayi thi unki chaaku pistol dekh k..

Ab woh banda meri taraf mudda or fir chaaku se waar karne laga mujhpar.. wahi same puraana sab uppar maarna caaha Chaaku main jukha fir chest height par maarna caaha main piche Hattke bachaa..bhenchod samjh nahi aata jab chaaku chalaana nahi aata toh leke kyun aatey hain sath.. Main uska pattern samjh gaya tha issliye jaise he ussne uss Chaaku se mera galla Kaatna caaha main niche jukha or usko piche push kiya uska balance biggda or woh piche ko hatta jiska faayda uthake main khadda hua or jhatke se uske left hand se Chaaku cheen liya woh girrne se toh bachgaya lekin Chaaku mujhe degaya.. Woh khudko sambhaal paata usase pehle main uski taraf badha or uske hath par waar kiya kaafi sahi Chaaku tha balanced ekdum kyunki Cut uski hatheli (palm) se hotey hue elbow takk pohanch gaya.. Woh chilaatey hue piche hatta.. Ab yahi galati kardi ussne.. Fight k time piche nahi hattana left hatto right hatto lekin piche nahi.. Iska faayda uthaatey hue main uski taraf kudda or chaaku uski neck or shoulder k bichon bich ghonp diya.. Woh gand faad chilaaya woh woh nahi wahaan mojjud Ladkiyaan bhi chilaai..Jaan se nahi maarna tha Inko I mean koi dikkat nahi thi main jo bhi kar raha tha self defense mein he kar raha tha lekin still befaltu court wagairaah Jaana paddega.. Woh niche baithgaya or maine jhatke k sath chaaku nikaala or uska hath pakkada..

Main-Jyaada bada gunda horaha hai..? Bata toh..??


Woh karhaane k alaawa kuch nahi bola.. Issliye maine uska hath pakkada or chaaku uske hath k aar paar kar diya woh or jyada chilllaaya then maine chaaku nikaal bhenchod hath mein chedd kardiya uske.. Woh niche girr gaya..

Rohit-Video banaata hai bc..

Ye bol Rohit ne kissi kaa phone maara faink k.. Bhenchod ne sewer mein he faink diya seedha ...

Then main piche mudda toh woh Vikram mere pairon mein girr gaya..

Vikram-Bhai bhai.. Galati hogaya.. Bhai...

Main-naa naa gunda haina tu.. Khadda ho.. A Ravi idhar aa toh.

Ravi jo Abhi tak apna elbow pakkadey baitha tha woh mere saamne aaya..

Main-Ab laga hath usko..

Vikram-Bhai mujhe maalum nahi tha aapke sath hai woh... Kasam se bhai..

Main-Mere sath nahi hai woh mera bhai hai..

Ye bolke maine apne pair usase chhudwaaye or ek laat di uske thobdey par.. Bhenchod face plane hogaya hoga uska.. Khoon k chintey uddey hawa mein.. Woh fir gaya niche.. Or niche girrtey he ek laat maari uske lawde par.. Woh fir utha munh se khoon ugaltey hue or dono hathon se apna lawda pakad liya.. Or mujhe fir Milla invitation maine again di uske munh par laat.. Abki baar fir Gaya Woh niche.. Doobara nahi utha.. Try takk na ki.. Tabtak woh jo last banda tha jisko Ravi or Rohit ne maara tha woh ladkhadaatey hue uthaa or mere piche se waar karna caaha ussne.. . Lekin main thehra puraana paapi.. Jaise he bhanak lagi mujhe main jhatke se mudda niche jukha uska war gaya khaali or maine daag diya woh chaaku uski jhaang mein itani power se ki chaaku kaa Handel Handel Bahaar reh gaya woh gand faad chilaaya or chilaatey hue piche hatta jisase woh chaaku jhaang mein he rehgaya.. Lekin piche hattne se pehle main uchala or ek flying kick di uske thobdey par.. Splat karke woh niche girta bhenchod... Mouka takk naa Tha uske pass react karne kaa.. And all down.. Main uski taraf gaya chaaku nikaala.. Woh bechaara darr gaya or piche ko rengney laga niche paddey-2..

Nicki-AP stop... He is down..

Main-Fewwww..?!!! That was entertaining..

Mujhe laga sab over hogaya lekin tabhi 2 bandey mujhe bhaagte hue meri taraf aatey dikhe.. Dono k hath mein hockey sticks thi. Ye kahaan se aaye.. Car wagairaah mein Honge.. Lekin jiss hissab se woh bhaagte hue aarahe they uss hissab se gandu he they ye bhi.. Issliye main thoda side hatta toh wahaan ek bike khaddi thi or bike k uppar helmet tanga Tha maine helmet nikaala or jaise he aage waala banda mere close aaya maine woh helmet maara uske thobdey par faink k.. Woh apni speed mein itana busy Tha ki bhenchod jabtak usse realize hua ki ek helmet uski Taraf Aaraha hai tabtak woh helmet uske thobdey par lag chuka tha or ek baat bataadun helmet bahot jyaada jor se lagta hai specially jab aapne puri power se faink k maara ho.. Woh banda lagtey he filmy type hawa mein uchala or munh k ball girra uski hockey stick gayi hawa mein... Maine socha hawa mein he catch karlun and ussi se dusare ko maarun toh ekdum cool scene hoga.. Lekin main uss takk pohanchta tabtak woh niche girr gayi.. Lekin tabtak woh 2nd banda mere close aagaya tha ussne full speed se ghumaai apni stick itani speed se ki agar meri khopdi par lagjaati toh insta death hojaani thi meri... Lekin main jukh gaya or uska waar gaya khaali or waar k sath - 2 woh bhi pura ghum gaya iss bich maine woh stick niche se uthaai or jaise he woh banda seedha hota maine dee uske munh par jyaada tejj nahi lekin itani jarur lagi ki woh piche ki taraf hatta.. Naak se khoon nikala uske... ussne pata nahi kyun apna khoon poncha hath se or usko dekhne laga... Shayad film wagairaah bahot dekhta hai.. Lekin maine mouka waste nahi kiya woh pose mein busy Tha iss bich maine kiya ek or waar abki baar jor se uski ribs par... Uss waar ki taakat kaa andaaja isase lagaalo ki woh lagtey he tedha hoke dharti se uppar ko uchala and then niche girra.. Uff... Bechaare ki passliyaan gayi hongi saari ki saari.. Tabtak woh helmet waala khadda hua lekin khadda hoke kuch kar paata usase pehle maine di woh stick uske ghutne par.. I am 100% sure uska ghutana chakkanna churr hogaya hoga.. Kyunki woh chilaatey hue niche baith gaya apna ghutana pakad k.. Or maine banaaya angel and then maara ek shot uske munh par.. Bhenchod k 3-4 daant to munh k andar he chale gaye power se.. Or woh bhi seedha lait gaya..


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[AP 316]

Update-202(The Fucking Contract Strikes)

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Main Mudda toh dekha sab sapaat laitey they Dard mein karhaa rahe they kuch fake bhi karhaa rahe they taaki or naa lage.. Aise he ek k pass main gaya jisko jyaada nahi lagi thi...Lekin usase pehle Nicki madam mere saamne aagayi..
Nicki-Bus hogaya stop it now.. Police aagayi hai..
Main-Police bhi toh apni he hai fikar not..
Main aage badha toh unhone piche se mera hath pakad liya..
Nicki- AP I said stop..
Or ye bolke unhone mere hath se stick leli.. Then Jiya wahaan aai uske sath kuch constables bhi they..
Jiya-Arrey rey rey.. Kya kardiya Janaab..
Main-5 minute rukk k naa aa shakti thi tu..
Jiya-Lo usme kya main toh abhi chali jaati hun kya dikkat Hai or fod lo..
Nicki- Jiya stop it.. Inko arrest karo..
Main-Naa arrest nahi karna ambulance mein daalo and that's it.. No case..
Ashish - case kyun nahi karega be isne pistol taani thi Tum par...
Main - Because I said so no case inka faisla kardiya Hai..
Jiya-OK boss Ambulance on the way hai..
Ye bolke main aaya Vikram k pass jo deewar kaa sahara leke padda tha almost behosh hone ko tha.. Ussi k side mein Anaa Abhi or Ajit khadey they... Anaa kaafi darri hui thi.. Anaa kya mostly girls darri hui thi..
Mujhe pass aata dekh Vikram ne hath jodd liye.. Uska pura thobda futta padda tha khoon se latpath pura.. Main uske saamne baitha..
Vikram-Galaaaattttti hogggggayi maaaaai baappppp.. Hath jodta hun chhod do..
Main- ye pata hai kyun maara..? Issliye nahi ki tune mere bhaiyon ko hath lagaaya.. Uske liye itana nahi maarta... Ye issliye maara ki maine invitation bheja or tu or Tera boss aaye nahi.. Kyun jyaada bada gunda hogaya kya..?
Vikram-BB.. B. Bhai unlog k sath banti nahi Manish ki issliye nahi aaye..
Main-Aaye jo naa aaye wahaan baithke mere khilaaf planning kar rahe ho.. Meri feelding lagaaoge tum..
Ye bolke maine baithey baithey he uska hath pakada then khadda hua or uspar taang rakh k uske hath ko marood diya.. Woh chilaaya shoulder se dislocate hogaya hoga hath.. Woh padda padda karwatein badalne laga..
Main--Or fir uske baad mere pass aake mujhe he bolrahe ki main Usase baat karlun?? Abe hai kon woh, hota kon hai woh jo main baat karun usase.. Baat karne kaa mouka diya tab aaya nahi or ab baat karun..?
Vikram- bhai humne kkkkkoi plan nahi kiya aapke khhhhilaaf... Devender or Buntyyy he they...
Main-Or ab kahaan hain woh dono????
Vikram-marrrr gaye bhhai..
Main-Toh ab ek kaam Kar Hospital jaa uske baad apne boss se mill or usko bata ki AP jo haina tere Baap kaa bhi baap hai issliye apni aukaat mein rahe... Drugs wagairaah chhod do or Bhaag jaao.. Aaj bachgaye ho doobara nahi mouka millega.. 1% bhi nahi..
Vikram-B.. B. B. Ol dunga bhai..
Main-Shabbas laa hospital toh jaa he raha hai dono hath he fix karwaalena..
Ye bolke maine uska dusara hath pakadna caaha toh ussne woh hath meri dono taangon mein fans liya..
Vikram-B. B. Bhai bus..
Main-Naa naa.. Bus yahaan kahaan woh toh bus stand se he millegi..
Maine uska hath nikaala mere pairon mein se kuch naa kar paaya bechaara.. Maine hath uthaaya uppar.. Or kuch kar paata usase pehle Anaa bol paddi..
Anaa-AP please no.. Please...
Maine uski taraf dekha toh woh bahot jyaada darri hui thi like bahot jyaada... Issliye pata nahi kya dimag mein aaya ki maine uska hath chhod diya.. Maybe 1.0 par daya aagayi... So maine uska hath chhoda..
Anaa-Thank you..
Maine uski taraf mundi Haan mein hilaayi..
Main-Jiya tag them and bag them.. Tu nikal le.. Constables dekhlenge..
Jiya-It's ok boss waise bhi free he hun main abhi aai hun ghar se..
Main-sab set kar aai???
Jiya-Yep..
Main-Gajab.. I'll see you soon....
Rohit-Subham tumlog continue karo program.. Good Luck..
Subh-Ji Bhai..
Ab itana badhiya scene ho or wahaan par huggne Principal naa aae aisa ho he nahi shakta woh seedha aaya mere pass... Frankly speaking mujhe 10 seconds lage pehchaananey mein usko ki hai kon woh.. As befaltu cheejein store karke main mind space naa bharta..
Principal-What the hell is this..?
Main-Seems like a party to me..
Principal- AP who do you think you are..? College ko kya samjha hai tumne..? You are suspended now permanently.. You are simply a goon not a student. You can't show your power here..
Main-Hello hello sans lo thoda first of all ye self defense tha secondly ye dekho ye hai college ki boundary or main hun yahaan yaani college k outside toh college k bahaar I can do whatever I want however I want.. Third I am AP.. Fourth Since you disrespected me and hurt my feelings so power dikhaaun..? Main tumhe 24 ghantey deta hun uske baad jab bhi mujhe dekho mujhe ek public apology letter caahiye mereko agar nahi diya toh you are fired..
Principal-Y. Y. Y. You can't fire me..
Main-Oh I sure can ...I can do whatever I want.. Why? Because I am AP.. Please hurry the clock is ticking.. Bye Have a good day..

Ye bolke college k gate ki taraf chal diya Principal ko kaato toh khoon nahi ek he jagah jamm gaya woh gandiya fatt gayi bhenchod halwa samjha hai kya its me 2.0 bitch humaare yahaan ye sab naa chalta..
Ab main andar ki taraf aaya toh wahaan Laxman khadda tha..
Main-Yahaan kya kar raha haibe aaja coffee peeladey andar..
Laxm-Aao maalik aao..
Main Ravi or Rohit aaye andar ki taraf.. Ravi bc abtak apni kohni ko pakkade chal raha tha.
Main-bhosdk jab buss kaa naa Hai toh kyun maara.. Tudwaalee naa.
Ravi-Lawda Mera tuttega bus thoda jorse laga toh Dard kar raha tutta bitta kuch nahi.. Bhai jo bhi ho maalum nahi tujhe kya hua hai lekin jo kuch bhi hua hai sahi he hua hai bhosdk gand faad di principal ki..
Rohit-Sab students k munh khul gaye they..
Main-Ab apology letter bhejega nahi toh ye gaya..
Rohit-Cool..
Humlog canteen mein aaye jo puri khaali thi Laxman coffee banaane laga toh humlog guffa mein aagaye and Cigarette jalaai..
Rohit-Bhosdk itana fast kaise hogaya tu..
Main - Practice makes a man perfect.. 1.5 saal yahi kiya hai ...
Rohit-jo bhi ho that was cool as fuck..
Ravi-True..
Cigarette Peeke bahaar aaye then coffee pee.. Bahaar shor Sharaaba chaalu hogaya tha woh lounda aagaya hoga thodi derr k conchle they ye.. Ab mera phone baja jo chang ka tha.. Ab yahaan takk shor jyaada tha issliye main uthke 5 minute kaa bolke canteen se Bahaar aagaya and then phone Pick kiya bahaar aake...
Main-Yo..
Chang-We have a problem boss..
Main - What..?
Chang - Well let's say Subu ko toh humne maardiya.. Sab theek hai High Command waalon ne naya banda Appoint kardiya Hai.
Main-yeah.. Dikkat bata baat naa ghuma..
Chang- OK listen Subu k pass Death Contract tha..
Main-Are you fucking kidding me right now..
Death Contract k baare mein thoda bataa dun actually ye high Command k chonchle hain basically ye LIC ki tarah hota hai yaani agar kissi k pass Contract hai or usse koi maardeta hai, koi bhi beshak Police yaa Army involve ho.. Toh Uss killer k uppar ek yaa ek se jyaada Assassins lagjaatey hain trained killers basically...Ab maine Subu ko maara Subu ofcourse bahot badi film thi or uske pass surely contact bhi kaafi bada hoga.. ab jiss bandey k sath ussne contract kiya hoga usko mereko tapkaana hai yaa khud tapak Jaana Hai Ek aadh jo corrupt hota hai woh pehle waale contract se jyaada paise leke Contract cancel bhi kar deta hai jo kaafi rare hai lekin hota hai.. Aise Kaafi Secret Groups hain or kaafi Single parties hain jo aise contract letey hain.. Lekin isme sabse bada Group hai "The Hounds Of Death" (HOD) jo Pure Asia mein faila hai wohlog Rules se chaltey hain or bahot Kam logon k sath Apna contact rakhtey hain lekin jisase contract letey hain woh pura kartey he hain.. And i am damn sure Subu jaise Gandu aadmi k pass HOD kaa Contract nahi hoga.. Or baaki kissi se mujhe farak nahi padta.. Baaki details in future..
Main-Kiske pass hai contract..? Ek hai yaa jyaada..?
Chang - 2 alag alag bandey hain High Command ne ye toh bataa diya hai lekin name bhejne mein thoda time lagega aisa bola hai.. Chutiya banaake time waste kar rahe hain apna..
Main--Koi naa HOD waale nahi haina...
Chang-Oh hell no..
Main-Bus fir kya dikkat Hai.. Keval mere uppar yaa tera bhi naam hai..?
Chang- Naa tum akele ho..
Main-Tu involve naa hona fir..befaltu bakchodi nahi caahiye mujhe main dekhlunga bus tu information pohanchaata rahiyo..
Chang-OK boss.. Take care.. Kaafi bada contract hoga I am sure so thoda dhyaan rakhna..
Main-Yep..
Call disconnected..
"FUCKKKKK"... bhenchod gandu log.. Mujhe ye problem nahi hai ki woh mujhe maarna caahtey hain naa woh dikkat naa Hai... Not the first time someone trying to kill me.. Dikkat ye hai ki mere pass unke liye time nahi hai.. Lekin ab time hai yaa nahi usase koi matlab hai nahi wohlog toh aaenge...
Ab maine socha ki agar jaldi se undono k naam mill jaae toh jabtak John next attack karta hai tabtak main dono ko tapkaadunga..ab usme main Chang ko involve nahi kar shakta.. Kyunki jiske uppar hit hai usse he marrna yaa maarna hota hai.. Chalo jo bhi hai dekhlunga I dont care.. Wahaan se mai seedha bahaar aagaya Sam k pass message kardiya ki Rohit k sath aajaae..bahaar aaya toh gate par bhaari bheed thi dholak baj raha tha gulaal udd raha tha dance bance chaalu tha main side mein aaya bike par baitha Helmet lagaaya and nikala Haweli ki taraf.. Ab Killers k naam nahi miltey toh mujhe unko mouka dena hoga taaki wohlog Mere jaal mein aaein.. Ek toh aaega he... Ab ye bhi ho shakta Hai ki dono killers ne samjhota kar liya ho or dono ek sath aagaye hon.. Yaa ye bhi ho shakta Hai ki ek ne dusare ko tapkaa diya ho...Main Haweli aagaya lekin kuch nahi hua Babhi ko bataya ki classes nahi thi...then Room mein aaya Jester liya or bed par girr padda.... Fuck bhenchod Befaltu kaa time waste.. Fuckkkkkkk kkkkkk...
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[King519king]

Gazab fadhu update bole to jhakkas

 

[rakku]

Double super Bhai...mast update..

 

[shamik]

Wa wawa . Nyc update bro.

 

[Baba Mechanchiii]

Wahh bc tagda stuff bhai...maja aa gya kasam se...

Is bhosdike principle ki gaand faado bhai bsdka jyada bkchodi krta h....

Baaki to aapki jitni tareef kare kam hi h AP bhai