Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-170(Suspect Denied)

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Ramesh or Abhay mere saamne aake khadey hogaye they or wahin Uski Maa ko kuch samjh nahi aaraha tha kya horaha hai... Aisa he haal Abhay ki patni kaa tha..


Abhay-Saaf saaf bolo AP kya caahtey ho baatein Matt banaao..


Ab mera Naam sunke uski maa kaa fuse udaa or woh hui apni jagah se khaddi ekdum se uska shock gusse mein badal gaya.. Woh mere saamne aake boli.. "tum ho AP" "


Main-Yo Aunty the one and the only..


Aunty-Tumhaari wajah se mera beta marra tha..


Main - Ummm! Debatable.. Keh shaktey ho lekin reality mein woh apni harkaton k kaaran marra.. Main nahi caahta tha woh Marre Haan coma mein maine he daala tha usko lekin maara kissi Orr ne..


Aunty-Sharam nahi aati tumhe ek Maa k saamne uske betey ki mout ki Kahaani sunaatey hue..


Woh Aunty rone lagi...


Main - OH Aunty maine nahi befaltu mein usko jaake maara tha college mein baithke laundiyabaaji kar raha tha woh tab maara tha.. Or rahi baat Kahaani ki toh suru aapne kiya sawaal puchke..


Aunty- tujhse ghatiya aadmi puri duniya mein nahi dekha.. B. Bhagwaan maaf nahi karega tumhe...


Main-Haao theek hai ab baat karun main inlog se tumhaara hogaya ho toh..


Aunty- thoda bahot toh afsosh hoga tumhe koi itana pathar dil kaise ho shakta Hai..


Main-Frankly speaking nahi I don't care woh Marra yaa nahi tumhaare dusare Betey ko jinda chhod diya wahi bahot Hai warna ye bhi uppar milta tumhe.


Ye sun woh jhapti meri taraf lekin Ramesh ne usse pakad liya Ami bhi aage aagayi thi..


Main-Oye Rambo aunty durr se baat karne kaa Haan.. Or tu piche hattjaa budhi hai bechari usko bhi maaregi kya..


Ami-Sorry..


Ramesh-Jaanki chup hojaao.. Bhagwaan Isko iske kiye ki saja jarur dega..


Main-Yeah sure jaise tere Betey ko milli thi uske kiye ki saja..


Aunty-Tu bhi waise he tadap - 2 k marrega bhagwaan kare tere aas pass sab hon lekin bachaane koi naa aaye.. Bhagwaan tujhe aisi mout de ki teri ruhh takk tadap jaae.. Narak mein bhi jagah nahi millegi tujhe.. Ek Maa ki kokh ujaadi hai tune... Bhagwaan kabhi maaf nahi karega..


Main-- Aunty i am at a level jahaan badd dua lagni bandh hojaati hai I am above this shit.i am on another level... Or tum Pehli Maa nahi ho jiski kokh meri wajah se ujaddi hai even Tumhaari toh kokh maine ujaadi bhi nahi..


Aunty- tera ye Ahankaar he tujhe le dubega.. Tu tadap tadap k marrega..


Woh aise hogayi maano usme aatma aagayi ho.. Bhenchod tera beta konsa Charities chalaata tha saala ucha aadmi tha.. Achaa hua Marr gaya.


Main-Mera pata nahi but tumhaara beta jarur tadap - 2 k marra.. Kyun pata hai..?? Kyunki usne jo kand kiye they unki saja usse millni he thi maine thodi kam dee thi kissi ne permanently dedi.. Or Tu bc sun kya raha hai chup karwa yaa leke jaa isko ye sunane nahi aaya hun main..


Abhay ki wife uss budhiya ko forcefully leke gayi wahaan se... Jaatey jaatey woh chilaai "Yaad rakhna ye sab tu kyunki jab tu apni aakhiri saansein leraha hoga tab ye sab yaad aaega tujhe"




Main-Jab yaad aana he hai toh yaad rakh k kya faayda..itana space waise he nahi hai mere mind k pass aajkal.. Stupid budhi...


Finally woh lehen ki bawdi wahaan se chali gayi..


Main-Finally... Haasshh!.. Haan toh already mera time waste hogaya kaafi toh seedha point par aata hun.. Kya tum dono baap Betey mere khilaaf kuch kand plan kar yaa karwaa rahe ho.. I mean i know meri wajah se tumhaara bhai beta marra blah blah gussa hoge tum toh badla lene ki sochi hogi agar Haan toh Bataado...


Ramesh-nahi maine jaise kaha tha tumhaara humaara koi connection nahi rahega.. Humein pata bhi nahi tumhaare sath kya horaha hai.. Lekin Haan main dua karta hun woh jo koi bhi ho kaamyaab hojaae..


Main-Nice dude nice.. Ghar aaye mehmaan se aise baat karta hai koi bc... Khair tumlog nahi ho toh theek hai dhyaan rahe mere pith piche kabhi nahi Jaana kyunki pehle toh keval ek family member ko coma pohanchaaya tha abki baar tum dono ko pohanchaaunga.. Apni family hai achi khaasi uske sath jindagi jeelo aaram se kyun Befaltu mein kand karne hain..


Ramesh-humein tumse koi matlab nahi hai...


Main - Exactly.. Yahi puchna tha... Chaaye nahi peeunga bhenchod poison woison milaa doge tum physco log.. Or iss Aunty kaa ilaaj karao bhenchod paglait hai woh.. Chaltey hain humlog..


Ye bolke main wahaan se mudda.. Ye nahi they nope.. Beshak ye chutiye log dua or shrap deke mereko maardein lekin iss matter mein yelog involved nahi they.... Bhenchod befaltu kaa itana sab sunana padda..saali phsyco budhiya.


Humlog bahaar aaye toh woh guard apni chair par abhi bhi pait pakad k baitha tha..


Main-maadarchod lawde kaa guard banega tu wo punch mein 20 minute se padda he hai tu..


Ye bolke maine uski kursi ko laat maari toh woh kursi samett palat gaya or niche girra.. Or hum dono wahaan se bahaar aaye..


Main-Fucking waste of time.. That bitch was phsyco.. Kitana Chutiyaapa karti hai.. Itani overacting...


Ami-I mean tumne uske Betey ko maara hai itana reaction toh acceptable hai he.


Main-maine nahi maara re.. Waise theoretically speaking agar main usko nahi fodta toh woh icu mein nahi jaata or fir wahaan jaake uska murder nahi hota toh ek hissab se maine he maara hai usko...you are right.. Maine he maara hai what the fuck.. Khair jo bhi ho he got what he deserved.. I mean itana bhi deserved nahi karta tha woh lekin maine jitana diya tha utana jarur deserve karta tha so aage ka mujhe kuch nahi maalum..




Wahaan se humlog seedha hotel aaye.. Chang ko bataaya sab.. Bc ye bhi nahi tha toh kon hai maadarchod.. Dimag ghum gaya tha befaltu kaa... Kahin Balwan he toh nahi tha juth bolke margaya ho lawda.. Nahi fir uske aadmi ki or uski story match nahi karti puri tarah se.. Matlab woh juth toh nahi bolraha Tha.. Koi toh hai beta koi toh hai.. Kon..? Wahi toh pata laga raha hun lawde...


Aaj 5th day tha mera gharse bahaar or kaafi kuch dhund bhi liya tha humne or kaafi kuch baaki tha.. Ab ghar Jaane kaa time aagaya tha maine apna kaam kardiya tha ab lets hope team ne apna kaam kardiya ho.. Dopehar ko mast lunch karke humlog shyaam 4 baje k aas pass gurugram Bus Stand pohanchey toh bus bahaar he milgayi .. 5.00 nikali woh wahaan se 2.5-3.0ghantey kaa raasta tha or bichmein half hour kaa stop tha khaaney waaney k liye.. Yaani humlog 8.00 baje apni city pohanchey.. Wahaan se Ab Chang ko alag Jaana tha Chang bus mein he Humse alag hogaya tha taaki hum sath sath naa dekhein jaaein.. Wahaan se humne taxi Lee or pohanchey haweli... Taxi waale ko paise diye or andar aaye.. Gate par as usual Shyaam kaka or baaki guards they..


Shyaam-Ghum aaye beta...


Main-Yo kaka..


Shyaam-kabhi kabhi tere is kaka ko bhi le chala kar sath..


Main-kaka mere waali jagahein aapse hajam nahi hongi...


Ye sun sab hanspaddey.. Kaka ko Bachpan se dekhta aaya hun main he is the most loyal person we have...


Khair humlog andar aaye toh dinner ki taiyaariyaan chal rahi thi Khaana lag raha tha or Meenu and Babhi wahin khaddi gappe maar rahi thi..


Main - hello guys...


Maine babhi ki just piche Jaake chilaaya jisase babhi darr gayi... Sathmein Meenu bhi..


Babhi-Oh my god... AP stop it..


Babhi se Galle Milla main.. Then Ami milli..


Babhi - Bina bataae aagaya bataa ke aata toh kissi ko bhejdetey lene k liye.


Main- konsa New Zealand se aaya hun main.. No problem.. Baaki log kidhar..


Babhi-idhar he hain... Aarahe hain dinner k liye..


Main-- cool main kapdey change karke aata hun..


Ye bolke main uppar room mein aaya or Mast nahaake kapdey wapdey change kiye and niche aaya... Niche sablog mera he wait kar rahe they dinner k liye complete family wahaan thi..


Deva-Kaisi rahi chhuttiyaan teri..


Main--Mast.. Woh chhodo Tumlog bataao kuch Milla..


Abeer-Haan final touch baaki hai sun..


Main-Abhi nahi subah... Mind fresh hoga toh easily samjh jaaunga...


Abeer-Ok subah sablog ikkatha honge.. 8.00 am..


Main-cool..


Dinner hogaya uske baad bhai ne mujhe terrace par bulaaya koi kaam Tha karke.. Abeer or Mangal bhi sath they...


Bhai ne kabhi aise nahi bulaaya mereko millne k liye Specially terrace par bc gand fatt gayi chhadtey-2....uppar bhai akele he they Main Mangal or Abeer wahaan aaye..


Main-Kya bhai saara Khaana hajam hogaya.. Aatey aatey.. Kya hua..


Deva- aao baitho kuch jaruri baat karni hai tumse..


OH shit kaafi lambe time baad bhai gyaan dene k mood mein lag rahe they..




Continued..

Shandaar update bro

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-172(C2H5OH aka Alcohol)



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Bhai ne maano mere andar jaankh k sab solutions diye hon gajab itane ache dialogues maine naa maare honge abtak "I Am Above everything"... Gajab... Lekin he was right bc I am AP afterall..


Babhi-Kya hua aaj sona nahi hai..


Babhi ki awaaj se hum dono kaa he concentration tutta.. Or tab humein realize hua ki bc humein 2 ghantey hogaye hain yahaan baithey baithiye...


Deva-Bus aaraha tha AP se thodi baatein kar raha tha kaafi din baad time Milla toh socha haal chaal he puchlun...


Babhi- toh or time nikaala karo kissne mana kiya hai.. Bhai hai tumhaara..


Main-lol..


Babhi-Kya baatein horahi thi waise..


Main-Babhi 2 high IQ k logon ki baatein aapke samjh mein nahi aaengi..




Babhi - Aji Haan tum do he ho duniya mein hum toh waise he aaye hain..


Deva-Sahi kaha tumne..


Babhi-Shut up.. Jyaada bhaichaara naa dikhaao dono ko thikane laga dungi warna..


Main-Yeah sure babhi.. Jaao lejaao apne Hubsand ko...


Babhi-Chup rey...


Main-Lol..


Deva-Shaadi karle beta fir dekhunga tera Sarcasm kahaan takk sath deta hai..


Main-My Sarcasm is My Sarcasam none of your Sarcasam..


Ye sun hum teeno hans paddey.


Babhi-aaj ke liye itana he kaafi hai chalo sojaao ab dono..


Main-aaplog chalo main Aata hun..


Babhi-aaja yahaan kya karega sath chaltey hain..


Deva-Cigarette peeni hai usko tum chalogi toh peeke aaega.


Babhi-eewwww... Quit it AP.. Its bad..


Deva-aajao tum..


Babhi-Good night betu..


Main-Night babhi.


Bhai Babhi ko leke chalegaye.. Or maine unke jaatey he cigarette jalaali.. Bhai is so smart men he knows everything specially about me.. He knows how to cure me.. Khair maine cigarette pee or kuch derr or wahan time pass kiya kaafi late hogaya tha.. Maine time dekhne ko phone nikaalana caaha toh phone jeb mein tha he nahi charge lagaaya tha dinner k time... Gajab so 11.30 baje babhi aai thi toh 12 k ass pass hogaye honge ab..chalo chaltey hain..


Lekin jaise he maine Terrace se niche waali seedhiyon mein kadam rakha meri gand fatt gayi kyunki 2nd or 3rd floor par Pura andhera tha niche hall ki lights halki halki aarahi thi jisase mushkil se mujhe apne just saamne kaa kuch dikhraha tha. Ye sab dekh main waapis terrace par aaya..


Main-bhenchod ye kya bakchodi hai light kon bandh Kiya.. Ek second Haan light toh aaya tab bhi bandh he thi.. Abeer k phone ki light se aaye they..


Actually 2nd and 3rd floor pura khaali hai haweli kaa jahaan keval samaan padda rehta hai toh wahaan ki lights wagairaah bandh he rehti hain.. Or mujhe ye bhi nahi pata yahaan ka switch kahaan hai..


Main-Bc jaaun yaa nahi... Itana andherra maadarchod...


AP face your fears yaad haina bhai ne kya bola tha..


Main-Haan be sunaney mein mujhe bhi cool laga tha bc.. Achaa hota bhai babhi k sath niche chalaa jaata toh gand mein daal liyo ab ye cigarette bhosdk.. Fuck dude fuck..


Khair Jaana toh padega he... Ab main ahista-2 niche uttarne laga.. Bhenchod kya din aagaye they chutiye jaisi haalat hogayi thi.. Main 2nd floor takk kaise na kaise karke pohancha.. Or jaise he main second floor par pohancha mujhe gate khulne ki awaaj aai or jaise he awaaj aai main seedha bhaaga niche ki taraf or woh kehtey haina jab kismat he ho gandu toh tu kya ukhaad lega be pandu... Seedhiyon se mera pair fisla or main girra dhadaam se mera ghutna bahot he jorr se laga Seedhiyon par and then main Seedhiyon par ludakta hua niche takk aaya.. "Maadarchod"... 1st floor par roshni thi toh dekha jo gate ki awaaj thi woh Sam k room kaa gate khulne se hui thi jo abhi bahaar mere bagal mein khadda mujhe ghurr raha tha..


Sam-Akela akela pee k aa gaya kya bhosdk aaj..


Main-bhenchodddddd..... Bhai pair fisal gaya.. Terrace par gaya tha..


Sam-Gand marwaane gaya tha kya terrace par..


Main-Uthaa naa yaar bahot Dard horaha hai.. Please.. Fukkkkkkkkk....


Seriously mere knee mein bahot jyaada Dard horaha tha and by bahot jyaada I meant bahot he jyaada tutta nahi tha lekin shayad dislocate hogya tha bone .....or aisa he haal shoulder kaa tha.. Fukkkkk bhenchod..


Sam ne mujhe khadda kiya or mujhe mere room mein leke aaya jo wahin Sam k bagal mein tha.. Main langdaata hua chala..


Sam-Spray hai le lagaa deta hun Dard kam hoga...


Sam apne room se spray laaya maine apni track pant uppar ki or Sam ne woh thanda thanda spray maara.. Bc gand he fatt gayi ye toh befaltu ki...


Main-Sam.. Daru peeyega..?


Sam- Aajtak mana kiya hai kabhi bhosdk..


Main - Dekh since mujhe Dard hogaya hai or main chal nahi shakta filhaal toh Saara samaan tujhe laana padega..


Sam-Aji Haan bhosdk..


Main-Sun naa bhai next time main dekhlunga surely.. Next 2 times or bol..


Sam-Deal..?


Main-Deal.. Ravi so gaya kya..?


Sam-Naa Movie dekh raha tha 15 minute pehle takk toh..


Main-Usko bhi uthaale or sun Last time jab maine bhai kaa stash dekha tha naa Usmein Johnnie Walker ki KG scotch thi woh uthaalaana....




Sam-Bc woh kya hoti hai..


Main-Sun jo niche waala shelf haina Almira ka usme ek blue color kaa bada rectangular box millega jiske uppar likha hoga king George V.. Woh uthaalaana tu....or woh nahi Mille toh jo bhi tera mann kare bus pakadda Matt Jaana..


Sam-or pakkada gaya toh..?


Main-ultaa he sochiyo bhosdk... Ravi ko snacks and glass wagairaah kaa boldena kitchen se.. Or ice cubes nahi bhoolna..


Sam wahaan se chala gaya... Actually bhai apna personal stock rakhtey hain liquor kaa jo woh kabhi kabhaar mood k hissab se thoda bahot leletey hain.. Babhi k aane k baad baaki kissi ko allowed nahi hai bina reasons peeney kaa or ek toh main Dard mein tha or uppar se nind kaa jugaad karna tha toh daru se badhiya cheej kya hogi.. Nasha itani jaldi nahi hoga mujhe thanks to Verigo Nasha, Drugs, Medicine and poison itani ashaani se mere body k sath match nahi karta.. Issliye normal se kaafi jyaada medicines leni padti hain mujhe..


Bc pair mein kaafi Dard hogaya tha uthaa takk nahi jaaraha tha.. Socha subah takk theek hojaaega... Bc Ghutna 4 gunna Mota hogaya tha ekdum se... 20 minutes baad Sam bhaagta hua aaya room mein or jo mangwaaya tha woh uthaalaaya tha.. JW Blue Lable KG-V edition.. Maine recently he dekhi thi bhai k stash mein ye tabse mann tha peeney kaa...


Sam-Mission successful boss..


Main-gajab mujhe pata tha bhenchod tere hotey hue daru kaa mission fail ho he nahi shakta..


Uske piche piche he Ravi aagaya Glasses snack soda or ice cubes leke..


Ravi- bhosdk aise pant uppar karke kya baitha hai gand marwaaega kya..


Main-dekh bhosdk kaise sujjj gaya hai girrgaya abhi..


Ravi-Arey bc.. Gand fatt gayi hogi teri toh..


Main-Tabhi toh daru mangwaai..aao baitho..


Maine table bed k pass lagaai or ek puraana newspaper padda tha woh puri table par or aaju baaju farsh and bed par bichaaya..subah k liye saboot nahi chhodna tha kuch..


Or mehfil hui suru... SAM ne box khola toh bc aadha nasha bottle dekh k he hogaya quality toh quality he hoti hai bhenchod..




Sam or Ravi ne banaya apna 30 ml kaa and maine 60 ml kaa.. Pehla Peg seedha duja peg Paani teeja peg soda chotha peg fir seedha uske baad waale kaise bhi lelo pata nahi chalta waise bhi...


"CHEERSSSS".




Bolke humne pehla pag gatka..bhenchod kitana time hogaya tha daru peeye holy fuck.. Galla jall gaya tha bc wait kartey kartey..


Sam-Bhaisahaab... Gajab... Gajab.. Long time no see..


Main-Jaldi jaldi karo be party nahi hai ye or already 12.45 hogaye hain..




Ravi ne agla banaaya same quantity different quality.. Or aise he 3 pegs k baad hogaya nasha suru ek toh jaldi jaldi pee rahe they or uppar se quantity double thi meri.. Mera peena abhi suru hone wala tha kyunki nasha he abhi suru hua tha toh mere liye pehla peg abhi aaega.. Sam or Ravi hue ab slow kyunki jyaada nahi peeni thi.. Maine liye they 4 peg or... Bichmein ek baar muttke jarur aaya lekin maja aagaya aadhi bottle se jyaada akela pee gaya main..Sam Sogaya tha Couch par he or nind mein bad bad kar raha tha.. Main bathroom gaya Dard mehsoos nahi horaha tha lekin subah bahot jyaada hoga.. Ravi ki duty lagaai thi bottle gayab karne ki lekin waapis aaya toh woh bc bed par munh k Ball padda soraha tha bottle wagairaah Sab wahin paddi thi.. Waise toh main sone jaaraha tha but bottle mein last peg dekh k rukk gaya nasha theek thaak tha.. Itana tha ki Bottle 2 dikhraha thi.. Or bottle se glass mein nahi daal shakta tha main socha khaali karke balcony se fainkdunga bottle.. Or uthaake seedha munh se lagaa li.. Bottle ka hua the end Parwachan sunaney k liye koi bacha nahi tha issliye maine Sam ki gand par maari laat usko ek side kiya or socha bottle ko subah dekhenge.. And bam se bed par girr padda 3.30 am hogaye they already .. Or aaj nind aai pata nahi nashe se yaa bhai k gyaan se but aagayi woh behtar tha bhenchod thakk gaya tha...socha tha aaj mast sounga 12-13 ghantey lekin apne naseeb mein chain kahaan hai bhai subah meri aankh khulli toh koi dama dum gate knock kar raha tha.. Bc aankh khulli after hangover headache k sath sir fatta jaaraha tha bhenchod or nasha abhi bhi tha.. 2 minute lage raat kaa scene yaad karne mein or fir dhyaan aaya ki koi gate peet raha hai.. Bahaar se babhi ki awaaj aai toh meri saari nind udd gayi bhenchod bottles glass paddey they room mein Sam ki bhi aankhein khulli couch se utha tha woh shayad gate kholne ko.. Mujhe utha dekh k rukk gaya..


Sam-gate khol toh tu pass mein Hai.


Main-bhosdk babhi hai bahaar..


Sam-toh..


Main-haalat dekh kamre ki..


Sam ne liya ek look pure room kaa or fir realize hua laat night kaa kand toh woh seedha couch se kuddke uthaa...


Babhi-AP...?


Main-haaananan...


Babhi-Aisa kya so raha tha gate khol...


Main-kya hua..


Babhi-sablog wait kar rahe hain niche tera..


Main-Aaa raha hun.. Aap chalo..


Babhi-arey gate toh khol..


Main-Arrey main aata hun naa fresh hoke..


Tabtak sam ne bottle glass wagairaah Sab balcony mein daale newspaper kaafi useful raha tha main utha toh bhenchod pair k Dard se waapis lait gaya...


Main-holy fuck bhenchod..


Babhi-OK jaldi aa..


Continued...

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[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-175(Media Sucks)


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Maine Mangal ko call karke boldiya ki mere sath challe dopehar mein lunch k baad maine dawaai Lee or Sam ne Maalish ki mere knee ki badle mein mere shoes lega woh 1 week ki Maalish 40000 ki padd jaaegi.. But kaafi aaram horaha tha usase.. Khair Mangal Or Abeer dono 4 baje takk free hue or fir ghar aae uske baad Main Abeer Or Mangal Jail k liye nikale RR mein.. Jail Pohanchey toh Superintendent Gate par he milgaya..

Super-Aaiye bhai sahaab aaiye..

Humlog uske office mein aaye toh dekha currently saaf safaai hui thi jail mein shayad humaare aane se pehle..

Main-lol Superintendent sahaab jail kaa incpection karne nahi aaye humlog jo aaj he kaam karwaaya hai..

Super-Ji woh dhyaan toh rakhna padta hai..

Main-cool cool..

Humlog uske cabin mein aaye wahaan Sofa or chair thi toh hum teeno sofas par baithey..

Main-Bulaalo dono ko..

Super-ji..

2 minute baad gate khulla or Vithal or Harman andar aaye.. Bc kya haalat hogayi thi unki.. Kya se kya hogaye.. Motey tagdey se bc half hogaye they vithal kaniya toh or jyaada kaana hogaya tha.. Humein wahaan dekhtey he dono solid chownkey...

Main-Hathkaddi kholdo inki kahin naa jaaenge..

Guard ne hathkaddi kholi unki or sab bahaar nikal gaye..

Main-Baitho beta..

Harman-Ab kya rehgaya.. Or kuch bhi karna baaki tha kya..

Main-naa socha jabse tumhe jail bheja hai mulaqat nahi hui hai Surendra ko bhi tapkaa diya tum sabka wajood bhi mitta diya or aakhiri bache ho tum 2 iss Nassal k milna jaruri tha..

Vithal- main pehle he bataadun humne kuch bhi nahi kiya hai naa he karwaaya hai..

Main-Pata hai mujhe.. Lekin Tumhaare Jaananey waalon mein se kissi ne jarur kuch kiya hai..

Vithal-kya matlab..

Main - Jo iska bhai haina chota Parveen woh bhaisahaab yahaan bahaar meri feilding lagaa rahe hain chupp chupke.. Or mere pass time nahi hai ki main usse dhundata firrun.. Marrna toh usse hai he lekin agar tu meri help kardega toh tera bhi faayda kar jaaega woh marrtey-2..

Harman - Main kya help karunga teri..

Main-Mujhe tumhaare addon ki list caahiye jiska kissi ko nahi maalum.. Or baaki Parveen k baare mein jo bhi jaanta hai tu..

Harman-Or Mera kya faayda isme...

Main-OK ginn lena.. Number 1). Teri gand nahi futtegi.. 2).Jinda bach jaaega tu.. 3).Teri jail kam Karwaadunga main.. 4). Jail k andar bhi thodi dhang ki utilities milti rahengi tujhe.

Harman-Jail mein kaise maarega mujhe tu..

Main-bhosdk jo banda tujhe jail k andar se apne samne bulaake jail superintendent k office mein ussi ki kursi par baithkar meeting kar shakta Hai woh kya kuch nahi karwaa shakta... Lawde sabse aashaan toh jail mein he marwaana hai.. Food poisoning kaa naam suna he hoga.. Bus fir..

Harman-Lekin kyun..? Humein marwaake millega kya..

Main-kuch nahi bus mann halka hojaaega.. Itani fatt rahi hai Toh tu aisa mouka he naa de chup chaap bataadey.. Waise bhi tere kya kaam kaa woh.. Last time bhi toh tune chhod he diya tha usse marrne ko..badle mein bc jail mein vip cell dilwaadunga tumhe araam se rehna.. TV fan dhangkaa Khaana peena..

Vithal-Bataa he dey bhenchod kya kaam aaega Parveen humaare.. Saala dalla toh hai he woh...

Harman-Theek hai.. Bataata hun..

Main-Shabbas..

Harman-Lekin badle mein tumhe bhi meri ek madad karni padegi..

Main-Done.. Bol kya..

Harman - Woh baadmein bataaUnga kabhi..

Main-Kuch Chutiyaapa nahi hona caahiye..

Harman-nahi hoga..

Main-Done then.. Bol ab..

Harman-kuch 3-4 haftey pehle aakhiri baar Milla tha mujhse woh.. Terese badla lene kaa kuch plan banaaya tha ussne.. Kya woh nahi maalum..

Main-Woh mujhe maalum Hai tu address or bataa dey.. Ye le..

Maine Pen or copy dee usko jispar ussne 4-5 addresses likhdiye...

Main-Inke alaawa koi jagah..

Harman-nahi itana paisa nahi hai uske pass ki or jagah khareedey befaltu ki.. inhi mein se ek jagah par millega..

Main-Shabbas.. Superintendent..

Awaaj sunke woh superintendent andar aaya..

Main-Inn dono ko vip cell mein rakho.. Or ek baar keval ek baar mere pass phone karne kaa mouka dena..

Superi-Ji..

Main-OK Harman Vithal nice seeing you thanks for the cooperation..

Ye bolke humlog bahaar aaye..or bahaar aatey he maine inn addresses ki photo kinch k Anjali k pass bhejdi.. Then usko call kiya..

Main-Ek photo bheji hai 4 address hain.. Rajat, Deepak, Ajay or Jiya ko 4on par najar rakhne ko bolo Parveen inhi mein se ek mein Hai for sure..

Anjali-Great..

Main-Lekin keval najar rakhni hai koi harkat merese puche bina nahi karni.. Caahe wahaan kuch bhi horaha ho... Parveen se matlab nahi hai mujhe.. Mereko uske through Kaali Takk pohanchna hai..

Anjali-You got it boss..

Call disconnected..

Hum teeno gaadi mein aaye or ghar ki taraf nikale..

Abeer-Mujhe nahi lagta Parveen ne kaali ko apne sath rakha hoga..

Main-Haan.. Kyunki usko bhi pata hai woh already wanted hai toh usske pakkade Jaane k chances high hain or Kaali ko dusari taraf koi jaanta nahi toh Parveen apne sath sath usko nahi rakhega...

Mangal-Jitana lamba plan usne kiya hai jitana Jorr lagaaya hai ussne uss hissab se I am sure ki woh pakkadey Jaane k baad apna munh bhi nahi kholega.

Main-Yep.. Lekin ek baar woh miljaae toh koi naa koi clue mill he jaaega.. Uske munh kholne ki jarurat nahi hai..

Mangal-Ye bhi hai..

Main-Tujhe kya lagta hai woh fir mere saamne aaega..

Mangal-Absolutely aaega abtak toh woh dekh chuka hai tu kitana darrta hai usase toh jaise he tu akela millega woh fir aaega..

Abeer-Or bc Agar tu usko face karle toh saara kissa he khatam hojaaega...

Mangal-Haan bc niptaa he dena gun rakh apne pass 24×7...

Main-Oh hell no bhenchod.. Trigger naa dabbne waala mujhse...

Mangal - Scared little bitch you are..

Main-Shut the fuck up...

Humlog shyaam 7.30 takk haweli pohanchey andar aaye kapdey change kiye.. Maine maalish karwaai knee ki Sam se.. Thodi derr gappe maare tabtak dinner time hogaya.. Dinner k baad main apne room mein aaya.. Late nigh Anjali, Ami, Abeer, Sam and Ravi Unn 4 addresses par chale jaaenge taaki Jiya and baaki log ki jagah le shakein raat mein.. Main room mein aaya ab movies he bachi thi dekhne ko toh "The Irishman" puri chuss gaya main 3.5 ghantey k aas pass thi bc cigarettes khatam hogayi thi.. Movie k baad dawaai wagairaah Lee or fir nind aagayi jo ki achi baat thi... Beshak aai 3 he ghantey lekin aagayi woh kaafi achi baat hai.. Subah main time se he uthgaya.. Pair mein theek thaak farak tha 50% kaam hogaya tha.. Ab Sam or baaki najar rakhe hue hain puri raat se toh woh aaenge toh soenge he aatey he toh maine socha college ghum aata hun.. Issliye Main fresh hua then nahaa dhoke apni 2-3 books leke niche aaya Babhi or Meenu dono he niche milli mujhe...

Babhi-Kahan college jaaraha??

Main-Yep.. Baaki Sab aaj busy he rehney waale hain toh socha college he chala jaaun..

Babhi-Dard nahi hai ab..?

Main - Naa kaafi sahi hai...

Babhi-Baith naasta karle..

Maine naasta kiya then garage aaya toh Maserati ekdum chakka chakk khaddi thi aaj he dhoi gayi thi.. Issliye ussi ko leke nikala main college... College pohancha toh cigarette Ki bhayaanak talab lagi thi toh seedha canteen aaya classes kaa time hua nahi tha abhi toh canteen mein kaafi cehal pehal thi..as usual puri Abhi gang wahaan baithi thi.. Anaa bhi wahin thi..

Main-Morning guys..

Sab-Morning AP..

Abhi-aa baith...

Main-5 minutes mein aaya..

Abhi-ok..

Main seedha andar aaya guffa mein toh bhenchod andar bhi cigarette khatam hogayi thi..

Main-Oye Laxman..

Laxman-Ji bhai.

Main - Andar cigarette naa Hai be..

Laxman-Yelo..

Main-Thanks..Coffee banaadey ek..

Lax-Ji bhai..

Maine andar aake cigarette jalaai bc Pehli ghunt mein chain aaya sareer ko.. Talab lagi thi bhayanak.. Cigarette finish karke mouthfreshner leke main bahaar aaya.. Or Abhi gang k sath baitha..

Ashish - Or kaise bhai.. Pair mein kya hua..

Main-Chot lag gayi thi thodi..

Ashish - Sam Rohit Ravi kidhar gaye..

Main-I don't know actually maybe koi kaam mein he lage honge...

Laxman coffee Le aaya.. Tabhi mere piche se Shubham mere pass aaya hath mein newspaper leke..

Shubham-Ye dekho bhai kya chaapela hai...

Main-kya..

Shubham ne mujhe newspaper diya toh local news ki first post padhke he meri gand fatt gayi... Kyunki headline thi "AP ki Jaan ko kisase hai khatra???" or niche kya likha tha uska deatil version suno..

"Jaisa ki aap jaantey hain jabse AP waapis aaye hain media mein sabse uppar chaaye hue hain ek baar fir aisa hua hai lekin kaaran thoda darraavna hai abki baar ji Haan" AP ki Jaan Hai khatre mein " afwaaein toh pehle he chal rahi thi lekin Kal ki ghatnaaon ne in afwaaon ko sach saabit kardiya Hai Ji Haan Kal Shyaam AP Khud central jail gaya tha or wahaan bandh Mashoor gangster Vithal Or uske Right hand Harman se Milla ye baat yaad dilwaadun Indono ko AP ne he jail bheja tha... Or jail mein mojuud humaare Sutron K mutaabik jo AP ki Jaan k piche padda hai woh koi or nahi balki Harman kaa bhai or Mashoor Criminal Parveen Verma hai.. Ji Haan iss baat kaa kaaran spasht nahi ho paaya hai lekin kahaa jaa shakta Hai ki Parveen AP se badla lena caahta hai uske bhai kaa.. Aapko bataadein ki Parveen Verma kaafi khatarnaak gunda hai issliye ye dekhna dilchasp hoga ki AP or Deva ji isspar kaise react kartey Hain.. Lekin jo bhi ho humein lagta hai ki AP ne isse seriously liya hai issiliye woh khud Jail jaake Harman se Milla....

Nice dude nice... Bhenchod criminal khud kuch kar paaein yaa naa paaein media waale unki help jarur kardenge bhenchod... Maine uski photo lee or Anjali Sam Abeer k pass bhejdi..and Anjali ko call kiya... Tabtak Abhi gang newspaper padhney lagi..

Anjali - Yo..

Main-.. Maine pic bheji hai woh dekh or baaki ko bhi inform kardey...

Anjali-ok..

Call disconnected..


Continued..

Wah bohat hi zabardast update.

Aur ye kis ne ye khabar leak kardi k AP Vithal aur Harman se jail mila ab dekte hai aage kya krta hai AP.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-178(A Plan)

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Hmm bc Anjali k interviews maahool bana detey hain. .

Ashish - Anjali is great...

Main - Anjali is awesome at interviews.. She killed it..

Wahaan se main next 5 minute mein nikal liya sabko bye bolke.. Seedha ghar aaya puri team ko wahin bulaaya garage mein jahaan humaara office hai..Main, Abeer, Sam, Ravi, Mangal, Ami, Rohit, Priyanka, Anjali, Jiya, Pooja, Ajay, Deepak or Rajat wahaan mojjud they..

Main-So this plan was destroyed by the media...now I have a backup plan ussne din mein mujhe call kiya tha ek local booth se jo maine Pooja se track karwaya then maine Uss reporter se woh number liya jisase Parveen ne usse phone kiya tha jo filhaal bandh hai.. Lekin uski last location ussi booth k area mein Hai jahaan se ussne mujhe call kiya tha so according to me no way woh durr jaake kissi std booth se call karne kaa risk lega.. I am sure woh 100% ussi area mein kahin hai.. Bus humein uss area mein fail Jaana Hai.. Or gajab baat ye hai ki uss area mein jyaada kuch hai nahi issliye ashaani hogi..

Anjali-That sounds cool..

Abeer-Lets get it then..

Main-So Abeer, Anjali and tumlog jo raat ko jaage they wohlog rest lelo Main baaki ko leke faill jaaunga.. So Priyanka, Jiya, Ajay, Rajat or Deepak humlog jaaenge...

Sab-Done..

So 3 Teams Bani Me and Priyanka.. Jiya And Ajay.. Rajat and Deepak.. Woh area actually jyaada populated nahi tha city ki outskirts par padta hai or thodi bahot cehal pehal he thi... Humne soch se bhi jyaada area cover karliya just to be safe.. Main or Priyanka bike par gaye gaadi wagairaah par dhyaan jyaada jaata logo. Kaa maine Munh par same polution mask or aankho par chasma lagaaya.. Priyanka ko waise bhi koi jaanta nahi tha.. Hum 2 k under mein ek society type kaa area tha jahaan kaafi saare ghar they.. Teeno teams Bluetooth se connected thi.. Bike ek side park karke humlog uss society k gate par mojjud ek dukaan mein aaye.. Or chaaye peene baithey.. Ye main gate tha society kaa toh yahaan se aane Jaane waalon par aaram se najar rakh shaktey they..

Main-Listen guys woh akela nahi hoga for sure bandey honge uske sath issliye jo bhi criminal type kaa banda dikhe follow karo usko.. Police waale ho tumlog toh ashaani hogi..

Main Bluetooth par bola..

Sab-ok boss..

Priyanka-Mujhe nahi lagta woh hum dono ko millega.. Kyunki itane crowded or Cehal pehal waale area mein nahi rahega woh..

Main-Yep jyaada chances Jiya or Ajay k hain kyunki wahaan ashaani se reh shakta Hai woh..

Humlog thodi derr uss dukaan mein baithey koi aane Jaane waala naa suspect dikha.. Uske baad hum andar chale gaye society k or ek ek ghar ko dekhne lage.. Middle class society thi ye koi jyaada bade - 2 ghar nahi they wahaan par idhar udhar bache log khelrahe they.. Budhau log ghaas mein paddey they.. Society kaa round lagaane k baad humlog thoda aage nikale jo area for safety humne cover kiya wahaan bhi ghar wagairaah they.. Lekin abhi takk naa toh koi suspected aadmi Milla naa he koi ghar.. 4 baj gaye they yahaan par lekin kuch nahi Milla.. Humein toh koi shakk karne laayak bhi nahi Milla.. Unlog ko Mille ek do lekin picha karne k baad woh clear nikale.. Andhere mein teer chalaaya tha maine shayad nahi laga theek se.. Fuck.. Humlog waapis us dukaan par aae lunch kiya and then theek 4.30 baje Jiya boli comms par..

Jiya-Boss I think we got something..

Main--describe..

Jiya- Apne area mein nahi hai lekin abhi 2 bandey maine dekhe jo shakal se he criminals lag rahe they Ajay ne follow kiya toh Wohlog gaye ek non veg shop par wahaan se kuch samaan liya then wahaan se ek wine shop par gaye wahaan jab woh paise dene lage toh Ajay ne dekha ek k pass gun thi... Toh Ajay ne or picha kiya toh wohlog ek ghar mein gaye jahaan gate ek or rowdy type bandey ne khola.. Or unke andar aatey he bahaar jhaank kar bandh Kiya.. Humne pata kiya toh ghar bandh tha Owner dubai mein hai or 6 months pehle kissi Jagdeep ne liya hai isko... Paise harr month owner k account mein daal diye jaatey hain.. 2 floor kaa ghar hai or andar Atleast 5-6 bandey toh humne dekh liye hain abtak khidki wagairaah se..

Main-Oh hell yeah.. I am coming location send kar toh teri... Deepak Rajat tumlog lage raho hum 4 dekhtey hain ek baar..

Deepak-OK boss..

Jiya ne apni location bheji or bike par hum wahaan pohanchey.. Medium size kaa ghar tha ye ground floor and then First floor.. First floor par jyaada rooms nahi dikh rahe they toh main rush ground floor par tha.. Right Side mein ek underconstruction building thi uss ghar k or left side mein ek play school tha jo filhaal bandh tha..uss ghar k saamne road tha or uske dusri taraf ek Park tha chota saa jahaan se jiya or Ajay unpar najar rakhe hue they.. Wahaan se ghar k front kaa kaafi sahi view tha.. Ghar k saamne ki taraf kuch khidkiyaan or first floor par ek balcony thi....

Jiya-uss balcony mein they 3 bandey abhi teeno ki pics maine bhejdi hai police stations mein jald reply aaega koi..

Main-Great..

Ab koi confirm proof dhundana tha ki Parveen hai andar.. Toh hum lag gaye kaam par Main or Priyanka ghar k round lagaane lage or Jiya and Ajay apni jagah par he rukke..



Thodi derr baad he Jiya boli..

Jiya-Boss we got it...

Main-Kya..

Jiya-Maine jo in 3 Bandon ki photo bheji thi na unmein se 2 ki pehchaan hogayi hai.. 1 Harman kaa Khaas aadmi tha or dusara kai dafa Khud Parveen k sath dekha jaa chuka hai..

Main-Oh hell yeah.. Hell fucking yeah.. Let's gather the team then..

Jiya-Yo... Main Anjali mam or baaki ko inform karti hun..

Main-Main Abeer or baaki ko bulaata hun..

Maine Abeer ko call kiya..

Main-Uth gaya be..?

Abeer-Yo..

Main-Aaja bc action time.. We got him..

Abeer-sachi..?

Main-Yep .. Address bhej raha hun Mangal or Ami ko leke pohanch.. Meri deagles le aana..

Abeer - OK boss..

Maine Abeer ko wahaan thodi c durr mojjud ek Park kaa address bheja iss ghar k aas pass abhi nahi mandraana caahtey they humlog.. Aisa he Jiya ne kiya.. Or 15 Minutes baad Anjali and baaki log Or Idhar Se Abeer Mangal or Ami pohanchey.. Jiya Ajay or Priyanka ko maine wahin chhod diya Najar rakhne k liye or main akela Park mein aagaya...

Main-so kaise hua kya hua tumlog ko maalum he hai I am 100% sure Parveen andar hai.. Gajab kaa plan bhi ready hai mere pass..

Abeer - Bol..

Main--woh dekh jo woh dikhraha hai woh ghar hai uske side mein jo construction building haina uske second floor se kuch bandey Uss ghar ki terrace par kuddenge or iss taraf se kuch bandey main gate se jaaenge... And ek aadh bahaar he rukk jaaega.. Baaki koi bhaagne ki jagah he nahi hai.. Bhenchod dono taraf se gand maar lenge unki..

Abeee-baaki sab toh fit hai lekin woh jo dusri side building hai uska kya..

Main-School type hai kuch.. mushkil hai udhar se nikalna khidki balcony kuch nahi hai udhar still ek banda wahaan rakhlenge..

Abeer-Bus fir gajab.. Easy peasy lemmon squeezy...

Anjali-Plan is lit but humein thoda wait karna padega..

Main-kaaeko..

Anjali-What do you mean kaaeko aaj subah he maine national television par uss bandey ko surrender karne k liye 8 ghantey kaa time diya tha.. Ab pehle maardenge toh media waale Pagla jaaenge..

Main--true... True.. Ye dhyaan he naa Tha mereko.. tu bhi befaltu mein he time derahi thi usko..

Anjali-Boltey time cool lag raha tha flow - 2 mein nikal gaya waise bhi jaaega kahaan.. Agar yahaan se nikalte dikhenge toh bichmein he thok denge...

Main - So 10:15 am baje ki baat hai ye or usase 8 ghantey hue yaani 6.15 pm... Just to be safe humlog 7 baje karenge. Agar sab sahi raha toh..

Anjali - Perfect... 1 ghanta bacha hai kya karein..


Main-Date par chalegi Anjali dekh saamne coffee shop hai..

Anjali-let's do it..

Abeer-What the fuck..

Main-Kya be time pass kar rahe apna tumlog apna dekho..

Abeer-Saamne saloon hai Mangal..?

Mangal-Oh cool... Lets go..

Deepak-humlog round lagaa letey tabtak...

Ab wahaan bache Main Or Anjali..Anjali ne mera hath pakkada or humlog chal paddey Cofffee shop ko taraf...like couples by the way..

Coffee shop mein andar humlog sath baithey..

Main-I can't wait to put a bullet in his fucking head..

Anjali--Same..

Main-Waise bhi problem Parveen nahi hai ye toh aaj nahi toh kal mill he jaaega main problem woh jaanwar hai usse kaise dhundenge...

Anjali-True.. Uske baare mein ghanta kuch nahi maalum khabrilog ko..

Main-Yep.. Ab mere saamne bhi nahi aaraha woh shayad samjh gaya ki ye setup hai or pakkada jaaega.. Lekin kuch naa kuch toh karega woh..

Anjali-yep..

Baat cheet k bich Humaari coffee bhi aagayi..

Anjali-Waise tera kya scene chal raha aajkal..

Main-ghanta kaa scene yaar ye sab bakchodi se he time nahi millraha personal life k liye.. Anaa k sath baat badh rahi hai lekin itani slow ki woh bhi confuse hojaaegi main caahta kya hun... College mein exams k baad ek class nahi lagaai hai.. Waapis aane k baad kuch bhi interesting nahi kiya hai.. Jo koi aa raha hai seedha target kar raha hai bhenchod.. I am fucking tired of this shit.. Itana time inn sab bakchod log par lagaaya itana Red John par lagaata toh abtak usse he pakkad leta.. Bhenchod ye jaanwar kahaan se aagaya ye samjh nahi aaraha ... Or iske aane se darr lage woh samjh aata hai par iss bakchod dimag ko kya hojaata hai woh samjh nahi aata.. Blank hojaata hai.. Uppar se woh drug kaa bhi ataa pataa nahi hai kya tha kya nahi jisase main blank hogaya tha..

Anjali-What the fuck sans lele ek he sans mein saare dukh Dard sunaa gaya..

Main-That's my life sadly..

Anjali-Coffee finish kar chal fir Parveen k sath kuch interesting kartey hain..

Main-Haan bc kahin toh frustration nikle..

Continued..

Wah bhai shandaar update.

Lagta hai AP Ka time shuro ho raha hai aur Parween mile GA AP ko k nhi ab dekte hai aage kya hota hai.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-180(Love In The Air????????????)

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Hum 4on uppar terrace par aae wahaan se uss construction waali building par chaddey andhera kaafi hogaya tha issliye wahaan light jalaaai or seedhiyon se niche aaye.. Uss ghar k saamne bhaari bheed hogayi thi bc Sachmein.. Lekin idhar kissi kaa dhyaan thaa nahi jo achi baat thi humlog seedha nikal gaye or main apni bike k pass aaya..
Main - Priyanka tu nikal Abeer or baaki k sath main bike leke aata hun..
Mangal-Main le aaunga bike tu jaa gaadi mein..
Main-naa be actually i am enjoying bike rides nowadays.. Maja aata hai bc..

Mangal - OK aaja toh fir..

Wohlog gaadi mein gaye or main piche piche bike se nikala.. Humlog 8 baje haweli pohanch wohlog merese 5 minutes pehle pohanch gaye they main aaya bike park ki then andar aaya... Toh sablog hall mein he baithey they.... Bhai Sam Ravi babhi Rishi or Meenu bhi wahin they..

Deva-Great job guys....

Main - Thank you thank-you..

Babhi-Finally he got what he deserved...

Main-Yep..


Deva-Kya kuch hua waise...

Main-listen to my plan bhai it was so sick suno...

Then maine bhai ko bataaya kaise unhe dhunda then kaise maine woh construction site waala plan banaaya...

Deva-Impressive... Shabbas...

Main-Thankyou.. Main nahaa ke aata hun...


Abeer-Same..

Main apne room mein aaya or nahaake kapdey change kiye thodi derr baad dinner time hogaya toh main niche aaya toh puri family dinner k liye baithi thi saamne led mein news chal rahi thi.... Ofcourse Parveen ki death news he thi.. Anjali kaa Bayaan dikhaa rahe they.. Hero banaadiya tha humlog ko tv waalon ne like humne kitane bachon ko khatre mein girrne se bachaa liya Kal kuch bhi ho shakta tha wagairaah wagairaah it was fucking lit.. It is so easy to be famous..

Khair dinner k baad main apne room mein aagaya jahaan mera mobile charge mein laga tha toh uspar 5 missed calls they maine dekha toh sab Anaa k they.. Maine Phone charging se nikaala and then Anaa ko call kiya ussne turant answer kiya call...

Main-Hi...

Anaa-Theek ho tum..?

Main-bilkul.. What happened..?

Anaa-news mein dikhaa rahe woh Parveen ki death jo tumhe threats deraha tha..

Main-oh woh haan Anjali and team ne sambhaal liya usko..

Anaa-Tum pakka theek ho..?

Main-bilkul.. I am at my home in my room..

Anaa-Mujhe laga tum bhi wahin hoge I was worried many people died in that..

Main - Jahaan takk Anjali ne mujhe bataaya hai uss hissab se keval criminals he marre hain no civilians or Police officers were injured...

Anaa-That's great....he got what he deserved..

Main - I also think so..

Anaa- so now you are good your enemy is dead.. You got no problems right..?

Main-He was not my enemy I didn't even cared about him to be honest..

Anaa-Still AP death threats bahot badi cheej hoti hai..

Main-Meri line mein ye sab kaa koi existence he nahi hai..

Anaa-Bahot Ajeeb ho tum.. Harr baat kaa jawaab rehta haina tumhaare pass..

Main - ummm! Keh shaktey hain..

Anaa- Toh Mr. Smart Guy Kal college aarahe ho..?

Main-I think so yes..

Anaa-Cool.. So kya kar rahe they..?

Main-Nothing time pass family time as usual..

Anaa-You love your family right..?

Main--bahot jyaada..

Anaa-That's cute..

Main-You know what else is cute..

Anaa-What..?

Main-You are..

Ye sun Anaa ek dum chup hogayi main samjh gaya sharmaa gayi..

Main-yello.. You there..?

Anaa-Yeah yeah.. Bus hansi aagayi thi.. You are very funny AP...

Main - I know.. Bhoolgayi kya I know everything.. Jaise ki you are beautiful...

Anaa - Hehe.. Stop making me blush AP..

Main--ohh! Sorry..

Anaa- you are such a flirt..

Main-No I am not.. Kissi k sath flirt kartey dekha hai mujhe..?

Anaa-Umm! Apart from right now, no...

Main-Exactly i flirt with special people only..

Anaa-Awww that means I am special..

Main-Yes you are..

Anaa- that's an honor to make into your list of special people..

Main-He hehe.. Very funny...

Anaa- you started it..

Main - Maine Kuch nahi suru kiya main toh bus Tumhaari tareef kar raha tha and tumhe laga main majaak kar raha hun ye Tumhaari galati hai... Tareef karo uppar se taane suno.. Gajab..

Anaa-Ohk baba sorry...

Main-its OK...so what's new with you.. How's Tara..?

Anaa-Di humessa Mast he rehti hain..

Main-Cool cool..

Anaa- so I'll see you tomorrow...

Main-Yep probably...

Anaa-Great.. See you then AP.. Be Good..

Main-I will... Bye..

Anaa-Bye.. Good Night..

Call disconnected..

Haash bc flirt game se aisa durr hua mujhe ye samjh nahi aaraha tha kya baat karun bhenchod bahot practice lagegi.. Bahot jyaada... Khair aaj news channel waalon ko yahi khabar milli chalaane k liye.. Ek aadh channels par opposition waale ro rahe they ki humne usse mouka nahi diya wagairaah wagairaah par unse ghanta kissi ko farak padta hai..

Raatko jyaada kuch nahi hua iske alaawa next day subah hum teeno college k liye ready hue naasta waaasta kiya and chal diye college k liye... Bikes aajkal maja derahi thi toh 2 bikes se he nikale... Sam mere sath tha Ravi dusri bike par tha.. Aajkal bc chalaan walaan kaafi cut rahe they logon k lekin apne ko kya bc jab nikalte they toh traffic police waale bhi namastey kardetey THEY .. Literally Bahot he Kadak scene tha. Raaste mein se Rohit ko pick kiya and Humlog college pohanchey Bike park ki or as usual aaye canteen ki taraf..

Rohit- Parveen kaa the end kardiya bc akele akele hum teeno ko yaad takk naa Kiya..

Main-Aisi situations mein tumhe yaad karunga bhi nahi jahaan marrne k chances jyaada hon.. Jagah kam thi or humlog jyaada bc darr ye tha ki crossfire mein humaari goli humein he naa lagjaae.. Issliye kuch ko bahaar chhoda kuch uppar se gaye... Tum teeno k liye thodi light situations se suruwaat karenge taaki practice hoti rahe..

Rohit-Sahi baat..

Ravi-Yep seedha south indian hero nahi banana hai humein aaram se chalne dey..

Main-Yep...

Humlog canteen aaye toh aaj canteen mein Abhi gang nahi thi thankgod ek aadh din toh picha chhoda unhone canteen kaa.. Hum andar aaye Sutta peeya tabtak class kaa time hogaya toh on time humlog class mein aaye lekin bc gand tab marri jab dekha saamne already Nicki mam padha rahi thi.. What the fuck aaj toh late bhi naa hue time toh change naa hogaya...

Humlog andar jaatey usase pehle Nicki mam bahaar aagayi...

Nicki-Aaiye sir aaiye good morning..

Main-Morning Nicki mam...time change hogaya kya..?

Nicki-Nahi extra class thi ye toh...

Main - Inform kardiya Karo jaldi aajatey hum toh...

Nicki-Mujhe ye naa maalum tumlog college aaoge yaa nahi class ki toh baat chhod..ek kaam karti hun tum teeno koleke ek whatsapp group banaati hun jiss din kuch special hoga bataadungi..

Sam-Rehndo mam..

Nicki-Kyun..?

Sam- Ye Ravi usme bhi porn he bhejega..

Ye sunke humlog hanspaddey...

Nicki-(hanstey hue) shut up Sam..

Main-lol ye achaa tha...

Humlog hansrahe they ki Amit sir wahaan aagaye..

Amit-Rai k baat hogi itani haansi kukar aave Hai..

Nicki-Lo Amit sir sambhaalo aapki class....

Amit- Rai kabhi darshan bhi dediya karo fufa... Maheeney holiye Mille..

Main-Kya bataaun Amit bhai law....

Amit-ahem-2..madam khaddi hai dhire gaali toh naa de..

Main--I mean kya bataaun Amit bhai life k ultey din lage hain..

Amit-Haan aajkal tu college kam tv par jyaada dikh jaata hai...

Main-hahahaha true...

Amit-Kabhi koi aake dhamki deta tanne kabhi koi.. Kabhi opposition waale gaali sunaatey kabhi teri party waale tareef kartey.. Media personality horaha hai pura..

Main-Ghanta banaadiya media waalon ne main toh aaram se baitha tha..

Amit-ye baat bhi hai.. Aaja andar chaalega yaa jaao ho waapis..

Main--Naa lagaalenge aapki class toh chalo toh sahi..

Amit-Ek Sutta maarlein..?

Main-Class k baad chalenge niche..

Amit-Aajao toh andar..

Humlog andar aae piche piche Amit sir aaye wish kiya chutiya logon ne.. Anaa se meri najar milli toh ussne smile pass ki meri taraf... Or humlog as usual piche ki seats par jaa baithey.. Amit sir ne suru ki class Amit chill banda hai woh pressure nahi daalta bachon par ekdum aaram se padhaata hai.. Lekin Jat hai satak jaaye toh fir gand fodd deta hai... Or Cigarette kaa aadi hai... Itani latt hai ki cigarette k chakkar mein class 15 minutes pehle he chhod di.. Or humlog aaye canteen ki taraf Anaa mujhe raaste mein he milgayi..

Anaa-Good Morning AP..

Main-Morning Anaa.. Kaise ho?

Anaa-I am great...its good to finally see you in class..

Main-Same..

Main baat Kar paata usase pehle Amit sir aagaye piche se..

Amit-Jaldi jaldi chal le next class bhi hai yaar meri...

Main-Sam Ravi pohanch gaye aap chalo main aaraha...

Amit-Tere bina baat naa banegi.. Jaldi aa..

Main-1 minute mein aaya..

Ye bolke sir nikal gaye..

Anaa-Almost Sab teachers friend hain kya tumhaare...?

Main-Kind of Haan.. Nicki mam and Riti mam are like family then Amit sir k sath puraani friendship hai....

Anaa-And Adviser sir..?


Main - Relative..

Anaa-Kya karney ko bula rahe hain woh..?

Main--Phone mein kuch Paytm related issues hain unke or unko samjh naa aata system issliye koi payment karwaa rahe honge.

Anaa-ohh i see..

Main-I'll be back Haan...

Anaa-yeah sure sure..

Main andar gufa mein gaya toh Ashish bhi wahin tha Amit k sath banti hai Ashish ki..Ravi or Sam bhi wahin they 2 cigarette jalaa rakhi thi..

Amit-Ankit yo tera Ashish toh kati sukhta aave Hai k karna laagya yo bilkul kamjor hogya..

Main-Muthi maarta hoga bhosdkaa or konsa gum hai isne...

Amit - Hahahaha... Galeech aadmi...

Main-Tumhari kasam sirji..

Ashish-Naa juth bole hai Master yoo..

Main-Lekin ek baat hai Amit bhai iss pure college main ek kaam kaa banda yo he hai..

Amit-nyu kukar..?

Main-Meri setting karwaane k liye sabse jyaada madat yo he karta hai..

Amit-Badhiya badhiya kon yaa Ananya hai k..?

Main-Haan..

Amit-Chorichod Raajypaal ki chori hai gand naa tudwaaliye..

Main-Naa naa main k raastarpatti se kam hun fir..

Amit-Ahahahaha... Arr haan yaad aaya ye parveen warveen waala kya massla tha yaar...

Main-Bakchodi kar raha tha pela gaya.. Saale ko itani goliyaan maari hain ki agle janam mein bhi chedd k sath paida hoga..

Ye sun sablog jor se hansdiye or jorse kaa matlab kaafi jorse.. BAhaar takk awaaj gayi hogi clearly..

Amit-Isse dialogues naa maarya kar tu chori chod.. Rohit kidhar hai waise..? Kaafi time hua dikha naa..

Main - aaj aaya hai class mein he hoga..

Amit-Chalo fir next ussi ki class mein Jaana Hai mill lunga..

Main-Aajao coffee peelo k baat hogi..

Amit-bus rai late saa hon laagrya tha..

Main-chalo fir..

Ye bol humlog bahaar aaye toh Teacher ko canteen mein dekh chaatu log sab uthgaye..

Amit - bhundi shakal k harr jagah khadda naa hoya kar..

Ye bolke woh chala gaya bada mast Mola aadmi hai bhenchod ye bhi.. Humlog bhi Abhi gang k sath he baith gaye..

Ashish - Amit toh Amit he hai..

Ravi-True..


Continued....

To Parween ka b The End ho gaya ab dekte hai kaalya kya krta hai

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-182(No No No No No!!!!)



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Bhenchod..... Maine hath pair fadfadaaye ki nikal he jaaun uss kursi se lekin bc kaafi tight bandha tha main.. Gand Marr gayi.. Main kursi samett he niche padda padda aage ko khiskney laga..
Ispar woh jaanwar fir hansa...
Kaali-(hanste hue) kahaan takk jaaega be..
Main uski taraf dekh takk nahi raha tha... Mera dimag bhenchod gayab hogaya tha as usual... This is getting bad very bad... Khair jab main puri himmat k baad keval thoda saa he kisak paaya toh main samjh gaya aise fadfadaana bekaar hai...
Kaali-Thakk gaya kya.. Hahahhahah... Chinta Matt Kar itana jaldi nahi maarunga tujhe.. Pagal thodi hun jo itani jaldi maardunga tujhe...tadpaaunga tujhe or aisi haalat karunga jo tu mout ki beekh maangega or woh bhi main apni marji se dunga..
Main-l. L. Lekin maine kiya kya tha tera..?
Main puri himmat Jutta k bol padda..
Kaali-Tune meri saari jindagi barbaad kardi thi isase jyaada kya karega.
Main-Nahi tune mujhe torture kiya tha maine toh hath takk naa lagaaya tujhe.
Kaali-Hath lagaane ki aukaat bhi nahi thi teri.. Lekin mere sath jo kuch bhi hua woh keval teri wajah se hua.. Kissne kiya kyun kiya mujhe usase koi matlab nahi hai inn sabka kaaran tu tha keval tu..
Waise aamtorr par main aise situation jab mere control mein hoti hai toh dialogue baaji karta hun lekin filhaal mujhe keval yahaan se nikalna tha.. Issliye main gand faad chilaaya... "helppppppppppppppppppppppp"......
Kaali-(hanste hue) Koi nahi sunega yahaan tujhe......
Actually main chilaaya issliye tha ki ye sab mera he plan tha Jaan bujh k sabko bahaar bhejna taaki dekhne waalon ko lage main akela hun.. Then gaadiyaan hotey hue bhi bike par ghumna aadhi raat ko.. Then sunshaan ilaake se Jaana.. Ye sab mera he plan tha iss jaanwar ko fassaane kaa or ye fans gaya tha... Plan ye tha ki main chilaaunga or wohlog awaaj sunke ussi time aaenge.. Or awaaj nahi suunaai deti toh mouka dekh k khud aaenge... Issliye maine or kuch nahi bola keval helppp chilaaya taaki usse shakk naa hon main apne Bandon se he Help maang raha hun.... Or ussi time mujhe niche shorr sunaai diya goliyaan chalne ki awaaj aai...jissase woh jaanwar hadbadaaya or khadda hoke idhar udhar ghumne laga...
Main-Tere saare aadmi Marr chuke hain mere bandey aagaye hain surrender kardey jinda bach jaaega....
Main Jaan bujh k pura dum lagaake andhere mein khisakk gaya taaki bhenchod goli woli naa chalaa dey maadarchod..
Kaali-ye ye nahi ho shakta a......
Main-Listen to me Balwan Marr chuka hai Parveen Marr chuka hai tere sath jo or bandey they woh bhi Marr chuke hain.... Ab choice tere hath mein Hai...
Then mujhe woh sorr mere pass mein he aata hua dikha... Or iss room kaa gate khulla... Or mujhe Abeer ki awaaj aai " hath uppar kar bhosdk"... Ye awaaj aise laga mujhe maano megaphone mein se aai ho jo police waale use kartey hain Mike type... Or kyunki woh uss light k niche khadda tha toh woh saaf dikh raha tha Abeer wagairaah ko.....
Hath uppar bhosdk... Ye boltey he mujhe goliyaan challne ki awaaj aai ek k baad ek like 10 goliyaan challi hongi lekin woh kissi ko lagi nahi.. What the fuck woh jaanwar bilkul mere saamne khadda tha or main ek kone mein andhere mein chupp raha tha.. Then woh hansa woh khatarnaak hansi... Bahot he khatarnaak...
Kaali-jitana chutiya lagta hun utana hun nahi main.. Tujhe kya laga tha main samjhunga nahi tera yun akela ghummna sunshaan raaston par aadhi raat ko Jaana... Jabki teri gand fatti rehti hai merese.. Tereko maare bina Marr jaaunga main aise soch bhi kaise liya tune. Hahahababa
Or ye boltey he ussne koi switch on kiya jisase ek bahot he bright light jalli uss room mein ek baar ko toh meri aankhein bandh hogayi bhenchod.. Then ahista ahista aankh kholi maine toh najaara dekh meri gand fatt gayi... Abeer, Ami, Mangal, Sam,Anjali, Jiya, Rajat or Priyanka wahin khadey yahaan takk ki FIA(Pakistan) waale bhi sab they unhone force kiya Abeer ko ki hum unke liye itana sab kar rahe hain toh Atleast unhe help karne kaa mouka dein taaki thoda bahot toh useful hon hum team k liye Sahi baat thi Bechaare.... Ab dikkat ye thi woh log they toh mere saamne lekin humaare bich mein ek kaanch tha... Like uss kamre k andar ek or kamra tha jo pura kaanch kaa bana tha.... Ab samjh mein aaya goli kyun nahi lagi kyunki bhenchod bullet proof glass tha.. Bahot he thick.... Kaafi bada room tha woh.. Usme ek mike and speaker andar ki taraf laga tha jisase mujhe bahaar se Abeer ki awaaj aise lagi maano Mike mein bolraha ho.. humaare alaawa uss room mein 1 banda or tha hatta katta theek thaak sareer.. shakal se he gunda lag raha tha bhenchod...
Kaali-aise kya dekh raha hai chownk gaya naa..


"Chownk" bhosdk gand fatt gayi hai idhar.. Same haal Abeer or Baaki kaa tha...

Kaali-Abeer babu kaise ho... Ahahahaha hahahaha... Bahot acha laga aapse fir millke..


Abeer- bhosdk dum hai toh bahaar aake puch ye sawaal..

Andar speaker mein uski awaaj aai..

Kaali-Dekho mujhe koi matlab nahi hai tumlog se.. Mujhe ye caahiye tha bus or ye mere pass hai isko maardunga fir mera kaam pura hojaaega shanti mill jaaegi toh chain se marrunga... Uske baad kya hota hai mujhe usase matlab nahi hai... Bus mujhe isse marrtey hue dekhna hai tadap - 2 k..

Abeer- tereko jo kuch kiya tha woh maine kiya tha bhosdk mujhe maarle uska kya kashoor tha..

Kaali- tujhe kya lagta hai tune tadpaaya mujhe Arrey nahi tune keval Dard diya mujhe tadpaaya toh issne tha.. Pata hai kyun main rojj isse torture karta kai dafa orr aadmiyon se bahot jyaada lekin saala iska ye ravaiya kabhi nahi badla ye rota chilaata ceekhta lekin kabhi aankhein jukha kar baat nahi ki issne kabhi issne ye nahi bola rukkjaa mujhe chhod do main hath jodta hun.. Iska woh attitude iske andar ki woh aag mere Dimaag mein baith gayi thi.. Or jab tune isse bachaaliya or mujhe jalaadiya toh harr din padda padda yahi sochta main ki ek ladke ne mujhe harra diya ek ladke ko nahi darra paaya main mera khudka wajood nahi najar aaraha tha mujhe.. Main Paagal hua jaaraha tha jism k Dard jo tune diye woh toh sehliye they maine lekin mere Dimaag ko jo chott issne di thi woh mujhe andar he andar khaaye jaarahi thi....Balwan bhai kehtey they ki main bahot strong hun jo abhi bhi jinda hun lekin mere jinne kaa ekmaatar kaaran keval yahi tha isko aise dekhne ki jo aag mujhmein lagi thi ussne mout ko harra diya mujhe badla lena tha isase or ab jab mouka Milla toh isase badi baat kya hogi..

Main keval usse sunnraha tha uski taraf dekh bhi nahi raha tha correction hai dekh nahi paaraha tha.. Main apne aap ko chudaane kaa try kar raha tha or ek pair free tha mera dusare par laga tha main..

Mangal-Sun chhod usko tujhe jo caahiye wahi millega paisa naam sohrat ijjat jo bhi..

Kaali-hahahaha.. Lekin mujhe jo caahiye woh toh mere saamne hai.. Tu kya dega be mujhe...

Woh fir hansa... Uski woh hansi mujhe andar takk hilaa rahi thi..Ravi, Ajay Deepak Pooja or Rohit bhi wahaan aachuke they...

Kaali-Ab meri suno ye area kitani durr hai woh toh maalum Hai or tumlog yaa baaki police waale iss kanch ko Todd shaktey nahi or iski chaabi keval mere pass hai jo andar hai off course..... Or jabtak aise bandey aaenge or isse todenge tabtak ye tumhaara hero uppar jaa chuka hoga issliye tumlog k liye behtar yahi hoga ki bhagwaan se dua karo ki isko merese laddne ki himmat de...

Abeer-Idhar dekh bhosdk sun tujhe mout nahi dunga main fir tadpaaunga usko hath lagaaya toh..

Kaali-Baatein bahot hogayi....

Or ye bolke woh meri taraf badha mujhe uske chalne ki awaaj apne pass aati sunaai di or main kuch samjh paata usase pehle ussne mujhe kursi samett uthaake niche faink k maara kursi bhi tutti or mera sareer bhi bahot he bhayaanak Dard hua lekin main kursi se ajaad hogaya.. Bhenchod Sachmein jaanwar he tha woh .. Or aage kuch karta uss se pehle usane mujhe firr uthaaya or apne hath se mera munh apni taraf karne laga jisase apni shakal dikha shake mujhe lekin meri aankhein bandh thi..

Kaali-Aaknkhein khol maadarchod dekh teri mout khaddi hai saamne..

Itana boltey he ussne mere pait mein ek bhayaanak punch maara jisase main filmy type mein piche apne ghutano par jaa girra... Or ussne turant ek laat meri chest mein maari jismein force itana tha ki main piche kaanch se kaafi jorr se takraaya..

Abeer-rukkjaa... Oyeee. E. E. E.idhar dekh..

Main Kuch samjh paata usase pehle meri gand fodd deraha tha woh.."You have to face your fears"... Remember AP bhai ne kya kahaa tha "face your fears like you own them"... Aise darrega toh Marr he jaaega fir kya faayda itana sab karne kaa.. Fight bitch fight.. Kya hua Dimaag nahi hai toh teri body toh tere pass hai.. Fuck it kya hoga haar jaaega Marr jaaega woh toh waise bhi marrega he.. Get Up and Fight.. Fight for everything you stand for...

Sahi baat thi bc yaa maar khaata reh marrega for sure yaa fight kar bachne kaa 1% chance toh hai he..lets do it bhenchod..

Main piche sishe kaa sahaara leke utha or ab kholi maine apni aankhein woh mere saamne khadda tha... Main fight k liye hua taiyaar lekin bhenchod usase pehle ussne ek or laat mere pait mein dee jisase main firse piche kaanch se takraaya or niche girra.. Bhenchod main expect he naa kar paaraha kya waar karega he.. Gand Marr rahi thi.. Bahaar Abeer Or baaki pathar bullets wagairaah se kaanch ko hataane kaa try kar rahe they.. Lawda hattega bhenchod...

Ussne muje fir uthaaya or mere munh par punch diya bhenchod aisa laga maano kissi ne pathar maara ho munh par... Meri naak se khoon behney laga or yahi haal mere moonh kaa tha.. Punch maarke ussne mujhe jorr se dhakka diya jisase main fir kaanch se takraaya jahaan Abeer tha.... Main ghutano par utha or uski taraf dekha woh almost rone ko tha woh kuch nahi kar paaraha tha woh kya sabka yahi haal tha woh Paagal kutton ki tarah ghumrahe they wahaan..

Abeer - AP get up.. Tu kar shakta Hai ye get up... Idhar dekh you are AP you can do anything you want... Get up...

Andar speaker se awaaj aai uski...

Kaali-hahahahaha.. Tera motivation kaam nahi aaraha or koi aao re..

Ami-AP get up and fight... Go for it he is nothing Infront of you..

Main - getttt... Me... Outttt... ABeerr... I C.cc..c.....cant...I can't. T. T.. T...

Mere munh se itana he nikala tha ki ussne mujhe piche gardan pakad K uthaaya or mujhe uss kaanch ki deewar par dabaadiya.. Mera chera pichakkne ko hogaya tha.. Then ussne mujhe seedha kiya or ek k baad ek kai punches mere munh or pait mein maare... Or jaise he woh rukka main fir niche girr gaya.. Main halfway tha death k... Mera Saara chehra khoon se lathpath tha... Fir woh jaanwar uss dusare aadmi k pass gaya or usase kuch liya and then mere pass aaya toh uske haath mein ek chaaku tha.. Maine khadda hona caaha toh ussne mereko ek laat or di jisase main firr niche girra... Bhenchod main process nahi kar paaraha tha usase pehle uska agla waar ho jaaraha tha....


Main deewar k sahaare niche padda tha toh ussne apne ek pair se mujhe deewar ki taraf dabaaya or ek hath se meri shirt faadi or main kuch react karta usase pehle ek cut ussne meri chest mein diya.. Main chilaaya... Bahot jor se...

Kaali-kuch yaad aaya aise he torture kiya tha maine tereko pehle bhi..

Ye bolke ussne pair hataaya or woh chaaku mere saamne fainka..

Kaali-Le mouka deta hun tujhe khadda ho get up... Ye le chaaku or maar mujhe..

Marrta kya naa karta main pura dum lagaake uthaa woh chaaku uthaaya.. Woh mere just saamne khadda tha maine pehla waar kiya jisase woh bade he aaram se bachaa or badle mein mere pait mein ek punch diya jisase main fir niche jaa girra.. Woh meri taraf badha or meri jaangh par pair rakh k khadda hogaya... Or dusare pair ko kuchalney lagaa.

Main fir chilaaya.. Or kar bhi kya shakta tha..

Then mujhe Pehli baar pain k alaawa kuch mehsoos hua meri body mein Mera dimag..?? Please bhosdk please uthjaa or kitana bhaagega Dimaag tu... Saamne khadda hai woh....mujhe laga mera dimag waapis aaya hai lekin aisa kuch tha nahi ye toh kuch or tha.. Or mujhe 0.0001 seconds lage realise hone mein ki ye kya hai... No NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.. This can't be happening no way... Bhenchod I don't need you I don't fucking need you..



Ok this is getting bad very bad..

Continued...

Wah to Kaali ne pakarh liya AP ko.

Aur AP ne Jo jaal banaya ta wo khud hi usme pas gaya ab dekte hai aage kya hota hai.

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Zabardast update

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-183(THE BEAST HAS AWAKENED)


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Mera control khudse kam hota jaaraha tha jiska reason ye tha ki meri gand tutt rahi thi or main kuch nahi kar paa raha tha ... Or mera control hattna bura tha bahot bura.. Main beshak iss kaali se kitana bhi darrta hunn lekin at the end of the day sabse jyaada main iss cheej se darrta hun... Main ek second k liye bhool gaya ki main kahaan hun mere saamne kon hai yaa woh kya kar raha hai.. "I don't need you" I don't fucking need you... Mujhe jarurat nahi hai teri "...... ...... control AP control... Maine itana dum khudko bachaane mein nahi lagaaya jitana abhi lagaa raha tha... Woh jaanwar mujhe maar raha tha lekin uski taraf mera dhyaan tha he nahi..




Control AP... You can do it...mujhe jarurat nahi hai uski..


"Then Khadda ho or harra usko"... Kyunki agar aise he hota raha toh you are as good as dead.. "ye jawaab Milla mujhe Khud se he.


Mere andar ek jung chiddgayi thi main khudse he baatein kar raha tha jahaan dusri taraf ek 7 feet lamba jaanwar mujhe football ki tarah ludka raha tha..


" Last chance AP get up and fight yaa i am here just say the word"...


"I said mujhe teri jarurat nahi hai..."


"then get up and fight.. Marrne thodi naa dunga main tujhe"... "Isko harra de toh main nahi aaunga"..


Ab baat bahot he jyaada aage badh gayi thi.. Maine apni saari himmat jutaai or khadda hua or uss jaanwar se bola...


Main-sunn.. Sunnn.. Surrender kardey please surrender kardey.. Dont make me do this.. Bahot bura hoga..... Seh nahi paaega tu.... Please.....


Main jo words nikal rahe they woh bolraha Tha.. Jisase ek baar ko toh woh jaanwar bhi confuse hogaya...


Main-Bhosdk surrender... Bahot bura hoga nahi toh... Trust me please surrender...




Kaali-hahahahahahaah...


Ye nahi sunega toh main piche mudda Abeer or Ami k saamne aaya main unki aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi thi woh samjh rahe they ki kya horaha hai... Bahot badi bakchodi thi ye.. Red John Sanjay kuch bhi nahi they filhaal main he tha keval main..


Main-make him stop Abeer make him fucking stop its getting bad i can't stop now..


Abeer- you can AP you can please do it please do it..control...


"Beekh maangne ko nahi kaha tha maine laddne ko kaha tha"... Fight or leave".. Quick..


Mere andar se fir awaaj aai And believe me guys ye awaaj k piche jo chehra haina woh bahot bura hai like burai jahaan se khatam hoti hai wahaan se woh suru hota hai.. Basically speaking buraai se bhi bura..




Usne clear cut boldiya tha fight karun yaa fir usko aane dun.. Usko nahi aane de shakta issliye Main uss jaanwar ki taraf bhaaga.. Usse punch maarna caaha lekin usske hath mein ek hockey stick thi mera punch usstak pohanchta usase pehle ussne woh danda mere pait mein maara.. Bam fir niche main.. Or abki baar nahi uthpaaraha Tha main.. Itana jorr kaa waar tha ki Mere munh se ulti hui...


"OK you are a fucking peice of Trash"... Time is Up its time for the big brother"..




Ekdum se mera sareer paglaane laga main niche padda-2 karwatein lene laga..aas pass maano sab rukk gaya tha itani shanti mehsoosh horahi thi Mujhe ki mera khoon takk behta hua sunaai deraha tha... Mera dimag maano kissi k sath Ladd raha tha.. Lekin ab late hogaya tha bahot late.. Itana mouka millne k baad nahi jaaega woh ab aana he tha usko..




Main-Ami jaise he main bahaar nikalun keep me unconscious for as long you guys can..


Maine Ami ki taraf munh karke aaram se bola and I am sure usane mere lips read kar liye honge for sure.. Baaki kissi ne suna takk nahi..


Or ye last cheej thi jo mujhe yaad thi uske baad 1 second k liye sab blank and then..


"OK AP..bye bye AP..."...


Or agle he second main fit tha mera dimag mere pas fully working mode mein tha... I can feel it...






Mere chehre par naa caahtey hue bhi ek smile aagayi.. Or then main utha... Or ek lambi si angdaaai Lee.. Pain kam lag raha tha pehle k muqaable...


Main-Oh it feels good to be back..


Woh jaanwar mujhe ghurr raha tha...maano puch raha ho what the fuck is happening... I am happening bitch....


Main-Oh sorry my bad.. First of all Thank you... Thank you for helping me out.


Kaali-Maine Kya help ki teri..?


Main-Hmmm! Let's put it this way inshort tune mujhe jail se nikaala hai..


Kaali-what...???


Main-Samjh jaaega.


Maine apne shirt k button khole jo fatti paddi thi woh nikaali or mere munh par laga khoon poncha... Or fir mudda Abeer or Ami ki taraf.. Baaki kissi ko kuch samjh nahi aaya tha woh bus dekh rahe they mujhe..


Main-Hey Ami long time no see..


AMI-LEAVE HIM ALONE...




Main-oh he is long gone... Very very long.. I am here now...


Main-ek baar isase nipat lun then we will talk...


Ye bolke main waapis mudda...


Main-Haanji sir lets do it..


Kaali-Kya..?


Ye suntey he Maine uske thobdey par punch diya... Jo itana fast maara ki uska hath takk naa hill paaya usse roukaney ko... Woh pura hill gaya...


Main-Bahot maja aata hai tujhe kamjor ko maarne mein haina.. "Tadpaaunga" ... Maarunga "... Tujhe main seekhata hun tadpaana or maarna kya hota hai.. Tujhe ghanta maalum hai insabke baare mein...


Kaali-Saale..


Ye bolke ussne mujhe punch maarna caaha.. Aji lawda Mera.. Main jukh k bacha or uske pait mein do punch diye woh thoda saa jukha or then maara maine ek upper cut punch uske thobdee (Chin) par.. Ab hui power generate woh girra piche ki taraf...


Main-You are not an animal anymore it seems.. Khadda ho bhosdk.. I don't have all day...


Kaali abtak shock mein tha woh samjh nahi paaraha tha hua kya... Woh utha then mujhe maarna caaha main fir piche hatta and then maine khadey khadey he dee ek flying kick uske gaal par... Woh firr girrra niche.. Oh that hurts... That really hurts...




Main-Oh my god its insane to be back...


Maine woh hockey stick uthaai woh niche padda tha or woh khadda hota usase pehle he maine woh hockey uske pait mein pura dum lagaake maari woh chilaata hua baith gaya or baithtey he next shot diya uski chest mein woh fir niche or ye waala itana jorr se tha ki woh hockey stick bhi tutt gayi...


Main-oh my god.. I don't have all day bro...


Mere pass 2 options they usko tadpaaun or apne kimti time mein se 5 minutes ispar waste karun.. Hmmm.. Yaa fir abhi maardun usko.. Aaaah! Maarne mein kya maja hai itane lambe time k baad sikaar karne kaa mouka Milla hai.. Aise kaise maardun.. Lets play with it.. Bhenchod ek ek khoon ki bundh jo meri nikali hai uske badla lunga isase..


Ye maine 1 he second mein decide karliya tha mera dimag pehle se bhi tejj tha or mera dimag pehle bhi bahot tej tha iska matlab abhi toh bhenchod bahot he tej tha..


Tabtak woh uth chuka tha ussne piche hath daalke pant se chaaku nikaalna caaha lekin usase pehle maine apna right punch diya uski ribs mein full force k sath force or speed itani thi ki mujhe mere hath par uski ribs tuttati hui mehsooh hui.. Woh chaaku piche he uske hath se girr gaya or woh chilaatey hue tedha hogaya or apne ghutano par aaya.




Main-Abe bhosdk rukk toh sahi harr ek second mein girr jaaraha hai.. Kya bolraha Tha tu"badla lunga tu mere saamne hai "" torture karunga "" jo caahiye woh milgaya " tujhe kya laga maine suna nahi sab suna maine bhosdk..I was listening to everything and you my friend made me angry and you know what happens when you make me angry...? Tere jaise log maine single kick mein maarein hai samjha.. Main dilaaunga tujhe badla bhosdk..


Woh bechaara confused uthne laga toh maine uski taang par laat maari jisase woh fir niche girrr gaya or maine uske piche aake uska chaaku uthaaya jispar mera blood takk laga tha...




Woh darrta hua jaldi se khadda hua usse laga main paddey - 2 ko he chaaku se maardunga... Aji ghanta itani aashaan mout thodi naa dunga..


Woh meri taraf badha or furti se 3-4 waar ek k baad ek kiye main bachta raha lekin uski speed k kaaran attack nahi kar paaya mujhe uske right hand se matlab nahi tha woh slow tha kyunki uski ribs jaa chuki thi or itani power nahi generate horahi thi... Issliye jaise he ussne right hand se punch maarna caaha maine woh chaaku uske right hand shoulder mein ghoppdiya 5-6 inch takk aaram se gaya hoga woh chilaata hua piche ko hatt gaya jisase chaaku nikal k mere hath mein he rehgaya..or woh piche deewar k sahaare apna shoulder dabaake khadda hogaya...


Main-ahahahbabababa.. Wassup bitch...

Wah Sooperb update bro.

Aur ye kya Kaali ko mardiya AP Ne bohat tarrhpa tarrhpa kar.

Ab hansne ki baari meri thi.. Maine woh chaaku uski taraf fainka..


Main-le beta mouka...


Woh kuttey k maafik uss chaaku par jhapta..uthaaya or meri taraf waise he aaya.. Pehla war khaali dusara war khaali teesra waar bhi khaali ulta maine ek punch uske pait mein maardiya halka saa jyaada ki jarurat nahi thi.. Then next war mein fir ek punch.. Jisase woh bokhlaaya jo main caahta tha or ussne piche hattke woh chaaku pura dum lagaake meri taraf fainka.. Bitch please.. Maine raaste mein he pakad liya usko.. Iske kai reasons they ek), ussne right hand se fainka tha jo injured tha toh jorr se nahi aaya then agar jor se aata toh bhi I am too fast for this shit....


Or woh aage kuch samjh paata usase pehle woh chaaku maine double speed se uski taraf return kiya jo uske left nipple or shoulder k bichon bich jaa dhassa... Woh fir piche deewar se jaa satta chilaatey hue and chaaku nikaalne laga or chaaku nikalta usase pehle main bhaaga uski taraf or diya uchal k ek punch uske thobadey par woh niche baith gaya punch k force se or jo chaaku usne nikaala tha woh hath se chutt gaya uske.. Maine woh uthaaya or khadey khadey fainka uski Jaangh par, chaaku puri tarah nahi dhassa kyunki puri tarah dhasaana bhi nahi tha woh bechaara usko nikaalne k liye hath lejaata usase pehle main uss chaaku k uppar kudd gaya jisase woh pura kaa pura uski Jaangh mein jaa dhassa uske hath wahi k wahi rukk gaye or woh chillaaya.. Or maine piche hattke ek laat di uske thobadey par then dusri then Pehli then dusri aise 4 laat uske munh par maari maine woh hill naa paaya bechaara uska woh mask tha woh tutt kar uske thobadey mein jaa dhassa or baaki niche girr gaya.. Bhenchod bhaddi shakal kaa theek he tha jo mask pehnta tha...


Anjali-AP open the door....




Main piche mudda toh Abeer or Ami k alawa sab khussi k maare uchall rahe they.. Abeer or Ami ko pata tha kya horaha hai..


Gate kholdun..? Why..? Aji Haan lawda Mera Kholega gate.... Maine woh chaaku jhatke se nikaala jukh k or woh jaanwar chilaaya aise ki uske naak or munh se khoon k chinntey meri shirtless chest par fail gaye..


Main-ewww lawde...


Ye bolke maine uski chest mein kick di.. Bahaar se bahot jyaada sound aaraha tha andar gate khol AP great job gajab wagairaah wagairaah or mujhe woh passand nahi tha.. Issliye maine woh speaker or Mike jo corner mein lage they unki wire he Kaat di chaaku se.. Haash shaanti... Holy fuck.. Bahot he low voice aarahi thi ab.. Bahaar bhi nahi jaaegi ofcourse... Lekin who cares andar awaaj nahi aani caahiye..




Woh uth nahi raha tha toh maine 2-4 kick di usko uthaane k liye. Lekin woh nahi utha.. What the fuck... Itana jaldi..


Then mujhe dhyaan aaya woh dusara banda jo munh aankh kaan gand sab faade mujhe dekh raha tha..


Main - OH aap bhi toh ho..


Main uski taraf badha woh piche hatta.. Main ek kadam aage woh 2.5 kadam piche..


Main - Piche deewar hai maadarchod aar paar jaaega kya...


Aadmi-s.s.s.s.ahaab m. A.. A. A. Main kuch nahi kiya maine keval ye banwaaya tha... Main gunda nahi hun sahaab.. Sahaab mere 2 chotey-2 bache hain... Sahaab maine kabhi puri jindagi mein kuch galat nahi kiya.. sahaab agar iski madad nahi karta toh meri biwi or mere bachon ko maardetey yelog.....


Mujhe maalum tha woh innocent hai uski shakal se he dikh raha tha sab.. Or itana shyaana toh hun main ki shakal se bandey kaa past present and future jaanlun..


Main-uffff! Uffff! Itani sadness... Oho ho. Kaise jhelega..




Aadmi - Please sahaab maaf kardo... Doobara kabhi aisa nahi hoga kabhi nahi.... Mere bachon ki kasam..


Main-Nahi hoga doobara...




Aadmi-ji sahaab bilkul nahi hoga...


Main - puch nahi raha bataa raha hun... Ki nahi hoga.. I don't give a fuck.. Fuck you and fuck your family..


Ye bolke maine chaaku uske chest mein daaldiya ekdum uske heart k aar paar hogaya hoga awaaj naa nikali uske munh se.. nikalegi kaise chaaku jo andar tha woh chaaku pakad ke he niche girr gaya... Or maano vibrate hone laga paddey-2....woh bechaara bahot jaldi tapak gaya method he aisa tha tapakna he tha..


Mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta woh kon hai kon nahi....






Maine uske sinney se chaaku nikaala toh piche se ek laat mujhe paddi jo uss jaanwar ne maari toh main munh k ball niche girra and girtey he seconds k hissab se khadda hua..


Main-Thank god mujhe laga tu uthega he nahi..


Woh gusse mein fir mujhe punch maarne aaya lekin woh bhoolgaya tha ki mere hath mein ek chaaku tha or chaaku ki sabse Khaas baat kya hoti hai maalum..?? Yahi ki woh nukeeley hotey hain... So usane punch maarna caaha mujhe lekin maine chaaku bich mein kardiya jisase woh chaaku uske hath mein jaa dhansa woh fir chilaaya or apne hath se chaaku nikaalne laga woh jukha hua tha iss process mein toh maine niche se uske munh par bhayanak laat di jisase woh piche ki taraf jaa girra.. Then Maine uski chest par apna ghutana rakha or uske hath se chaaku nikaala and uski shirt chirri.. Or Chaaku se uski chest par diagram banaane laga woh chatpataaya lekin hath uske kaam k they nahi or uske baaki body par mera force tha taang mein already chaaku daal chuka tha main.. Woh itana bhayanak chilla raha tha ki pura room gunjh raha tha...


Main-chup re bhosdk A he likha hai abhi toh P pura karne de..


Maine pura AP chaap diya uski chest par jo dikha nahi because khoon he khoon tha puri chest par... Main uske uppar se uthgaya.. Uski haalat bahot buri thi bahot he jyaada buri uska chehra pichak saa gaya tha chaati puri khoon se lathpath thi hath mein chaaku laga tha niche jaangh mein bhi chaaku ghussa tha.. Lekin Jaan baaki thi usme kaafi tough tha woh..


Main--khadda ho let me teach you something...


Maine usko hath pakadke uthwaaya woh mere saamne punch maarne ko taiyaar khadda tha..


Main-rukkjaa mike Tyson dekh tujhe seekhata hun main.. You know There is an type of Martial arts called "Muay Thai" aka "The Art of 8 limbs" basically isme ghutano or knees ko body kaa ek alag part maana jaata hai or keval inhi se opponents ko knock out kiya jaata hai yaa yun Keh shaktey hain Jaan se bhi easily maardetey hain.. You know Muay Thai is so powerful it can take down a Buffalo in one hit.. Yess ek waar mein ek medium size bhainse ko knock out kar shaktey hain isase.. Shocking isn't it..? But yahi sach hai.. Its called "The Buffalo Punch".. Muay Thai ofcourse came from Thailand itself.. Jab Boxing suru hui toh Thai martial artists ek punch mein saamne waale ko harra detey they you know just in 3 seconds fir caahe saamne waala size mein unse double ho... Uss time log kehtey they ki Thailand k logon k hathon mein Jehar hai like real Jehar Kahaani nahi hai ye sach hai "Poisonous Hands" lekin nahi woh tha toh keval "Speed Power Skills and Concentration.... Uske baad boxing mein gloves introduce hue taaki Martial artists ko itani ashaani naa ho.. Lekin uske baad bhi Muay Thai itana he effectively kaam karta tha then log kehney lage Yelog Gloves mein metal daal ke boxing kartey hain.. And uske baad Muay Thai k mostly part ko boxing se ban kardiya gaya..... Lekin Muay Thai abhi bhi chal raha hai and chalta rahega..


Woh khadda mujhe sunn raha tha kyunki usko thoda rest caahiye tha or distraction jo usse millraha tha issliye woh chup khadda tha....


Main-Pata hai ye kyun bata raha hun tujhe.. Kyunki tu iska Victim hone waala hai.


Ye boltey he maine uchall k mera right ghutana uski chin par diya or ussi flow mein ek punch uski gardan par jadd diya .. Woh ussi tarah se niche girra seedha ekdum or hill nahi paaya.. Uski sansein jor jor se chal rahi thi.. Lekin hill nahi paaraha tha woh...


Main-Chinta Matt Kar Marra nahi hai tu "fatal neck injuries can result in paralyzed body.. "Yahi horaha hai tere sath....lagaale agar tu bach bhi gaya toh bhi hill nahi paaega tu teri puri life, caahe kahin ilaaj karwaale likh k dunga... . Thats how effective Muay Thai is..


Woh niche padda mujhe he ghurr raha tha keval aankhein hill rahi thi uski...


Main-ab agar tu mujhe koi ishaara kare toh teri life khatam karun yaa tadapne k liye chhod dun..? Jaldi bol..?


Usane pura dum lagaaliya lekin bol nahi paaya..


Main-Ahahahaha.. Chal aankh ko right mein kar agar tu caahta hai ki main tujhe tadapne se bachaa lun or Tera khel khatam kardun..


Usane ek second lagaai woh karne mein itana desperate tha woh marrne ko ye dekh mujhe hansi aagayi.


Main-Nahi maarunga bhosdk tujhe.. Tadap saari jindagi..




Mera itana bolna tha ki woh bokhla gaya uska sans or tejj hogaya or uski aankhein 4on taraf ghumne lagi..Yahaan takk Uski aankhon Mein aanshu aagaye they itana majbur tha woh or main woh har ek pal enjoy kar raha tha I love it i fucking love it..... Kabhi dekha hai kissi ko mout k itani shiddat se bikh maangtey hue..?? Nahi naa. Ab aadat daal lo..




Main gaya uske sir k pass uski khopaddi pakadi dono hathon se..


Main-Chinta Matt Kar tu akela nahi Uppar tujhe bahot he jyaada log millenge jo inhi hathon se marre hain.. Jaatey Jaatey ek baat sunta jaa "Tu beshak ek Jaanwar Hoga but i am a Beast a fucking beast on loose..... Rest is Peace Bitch..


Ye bolke maine uski mundi ghuma di or usane mere hathon mein he dum Todd diya..




Weak bitch..


Meri puri body mein maano ek nayi energy doud gayi.. Bc kya welcome gift Milla tha.. Kaise desperation se Marra hai woh bc mann khuss hogaya gajab... Uski mout se he nasha hogaya mereko bc.. Lit...


Anyways the Thing is "I Am Back" And "I Am Back With A Bang"....




Continued...

Wah Sooperb update bro.

Akhir Kaali ka b khel khatam ho gaya .

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Updaye-185(Those Plans)


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Uske baad gharwaalon ko inform kardiya gaya sab bhaage doudey aaye Anjali and team bhi aai sabke cehre dekh k he samjh gaya main ki kitane khuss they wohlog.. Sabne emotional chutspaa kiya.. Filhaal meri body mein theek thaak chotein lagi thi.. Jaise ki meri chest mein laga woh chaaku kaa nishaan beshak gehra naa ho but dardnaak tha.. Then mere munh par lage punches se munh par nishaan they even mera munh takk sujja hua tha.... Sir par jo danda yaa jo kuch padda tha uske liye pure sir k uppar patti ki hui thi.. Taang mein Dard tha.. Uske alaawa Right hand shayad dislocated tha jo shayad fix kiya ja chuka tha... Mera pait kaafi Dard kar raha tha as pait mein bahot saare punches lage they. Mere galle mein ek patta tha shayad neck mein bhi chot lagi thi thodi bahot lekin neck mein pain nahi tha..
Gharwaalon ko thoda ajeeb lag raha tha lekin maine kaha ki gussa aagaya tha or darr khatam or unko maalum tha mujhe gussa aata hai toh main kuch bhi kar shakta hun issliye unhone maanli meri baat..

Main-ye kuttey waala patta hatta toh Ruhi my neck is fine..

Ruhi-Sure..?

Main-Haan ye dekh..

Ruhi-Ok OK..

Main-Kabtak discharge karegi..?

Ruhi-Woh toh doctor bataaegi teri..

Main - Tu bhi toh doctor he hai..

Ruhi-oh for fucks shake main 1000 baar bata chuki tujhe I am a neurosurgeon...

Main-whatever.. Uss doctor ko bol ki jaldi se jaldi discharge kare....

Ruhi-oh main puch leti hun.. Shayad Kal subah takk toh yahin hai tu kam se kam.

Main - Secondly I am hungry as fuck...

Babhi- Main leke aai hun Khaana..

Ruhi-Nahi babhi ye nahi khaa shakta...

Babhi-Matlab..?

Ruhi-You know stomach mein kaafi dikkat Hai iske kaafi jor se laga hai pait mein internal injuries nahi hain but digestive system mein shayad thoda problems hai aisa bataaya doctors ne issliye jyaada hard food nahi khaa shakta he uppar se medicines par hai toh itana hard food allowed nahi hai..

Main-Toh kya khaaun..?

Ruhi-Khichadi.. Soup.. Daal.. mashed potatoes...


Main-wait what the fuck are you talking about.. Ye khaaunga main yahaan par..

Ruhi - Sadly yess.. Or yahaan par bhi nahi agle kuch weeks takk ghar par bhi aisa he kuch Khaana padega...

Main-What the fuck... Fuck the what.

Ruhi-Yep..dusara kuch try karke dekhlena tumhaara digestive system pehle he slow tha abhi toh or bhi jyaada waat lagegi.. Yahi sab Khaana padega abtoh..

Babhi-Khaaega ye iske toh purvaj bhi khaaenge..

Ruhi-Heheheh.. Main mangwaadeti hun babhi.. Kya kya mangwaana hai AP...

Main-Haan jaise 5 star hotel kaa menu card dikha rahi hai.. Sab le aa jo khaa shakta hun passand aaya woh khaa lunga..

Ruhi-ok..

Ye bolke Ruhi wahaan se chali gayi.. Toh filhaal wahaan main or Babhi he they keval jyaada bheed allowed nahi thi..

Main-Time kya hua hai..?

Babhi-shyaam k 7 baje hai...

Main-Aapko ghar nahi Jaana..?

Babhi-Ghar par kya karna hai mereko..?

Main-Yahaan kya karna hai toh..

Babhi- jabtak tu discharge nahi hoga tabtak main yahin hun..

Main-Pagal ho aap..? Ghar jaao mast nahaa dhoke rest lo.. Abeer rukk jaaega Sam hai Ravi
hai mangal hai Rishi hai...

Babhi-Kyun merese kya problem hai...

Main-lo karlo baat aapke faayde k liye he bolraha...

Babhi-Mujhe nahi caahiye faayda.. Main yahin hun woh aaenge toh tu unke sath kuch bhi khaa pee lega..

Main - Nahi khaaunga babhi.. By the way mera phone recover karliya tha naa..

Babhi-Haan bike or phone dono recover kar liye they.. Abeer k pass hai..

Main-Usko phone karke bolo ki woh Aajaega dinner karke mera phone le aaega and aap chale Jaana ghar...

Babhi-Nope.. Woh Aajaega mera Khaana dejaaega and chala jaaega..


Main-Gajab.. Aapse naa jeet shakta main..

Thodi derr baad Mera Khaana le aaya ek banda Uske sath Sath Ruhi thi.. Bhenchod ek badi si tray mere uppar rakh di main thoda utha... Sabse pehle try ki daal.. Yuck... Yuck .. Kuch nahi tha usme.. Lekin bhook itani lagi thi ki sab thoda thoda khaaliya maine... Tab jaake thoda chain Milla then main washroom gaya toilet karke waapis aaya chalne firne mein jyaada dikkat nahi thi bus 3 din se padda tha toh thoda kamjor mehsooh kar raha tha main..Raatko Bhai Ami or Abeer aagaye they.. then bhai ne babhi ko samjhaaya ki tum bhi rest lelo thoda Abeer rukkjaaega hum sabne force kiya then babhi Raji hui Jaane ko... 9 baje Ruhi bhi subah aane ka bol kar gayi Bhai and babhi bhi strict hidaayat deke chale gaye wahaan se.. Ab wahaan bache main Ami or Abeer...

Abeer-Kaisa hai..?

Main-Fit and fine.. Bhosdk gand he Marr gayi thi..

Abeer-Yep.. Mujhe laga tha agar ye kaam nahi karega toh bc chud jaaenge.. Lekin thankfully kar gaya kaam...

Main - Karna he tha actually jab thode time k liye he gaya hon main tabhi agar ye ilaaj kardey toh kaam karega agar jyaada derr hogayi toh nahi karega caahe kitane he din behosh rakhlo...

Abeer-Abhi kaisa feel kar raha hai... Anger.?

Main-naa durr durr takk nahi.. I am feeling great actually.... Finally kaali gaya..

Ami-Boss kuch yaad hai tumko..

Main-Matlab..

Ami-You know tumne kaha tha ki Tumhaare pass plan hai RJ k liye or Sath he sath Sanjay k liye 36 ghanton mein dono dead...

Main-ek yahi baat mujhe khaaye jaaraha
I hai... I can feel that ki mere pass surely plan tha or keval un 2 k liye nahi sabke liye plan tha pure Asia ko dominate karne ka plan tha yahi toh problem hai uske pass merese jyaada IQ hai and jyaada mind space hai.. Uppar se woh easily mind palace mein jaa aa shakta Hai jabki meri gand Marr jaati yaa toh Jaane mein yaa fir jaake aane mein.. Main jo kaam apne maximum mind usage par kar paata hun woh uske 35-37% hisse mein easily kar leta hai.. And believe me uske pass saikdon plans they.. And you know what the best thing is..?

Abeer-Kya..?

Main-Woh Red John ko kuch nahi maanta nothing like Red John uske saamne kuch hai he nahi... Then Sanjay ko woh apne under rakhna caahta hai bc Sanjay jo 75% India k uppar baitha hai woh usko apni slave banaana caahta hai.. Even uske supporters takk ko apne under rakhna caahta hai.. Can you fucking belive this woh pehle se bhi strong and fast hogaya hai I mean woh paddey paddey increase horaha hai.. This is absurd..


Abeer-Holy fucking shit..

Ami - This is fucking insane.. I mean socho agar tum dono parts ko Control karlo ek sath then..

Main-main bata bhi nahi shakta kya kardenge fir apan log north India kya India will be ours..


Abeer-I still can't belive this tune bhenchod 36 ghantey mein 2 sabse powerful inshaan and unki gangs ko niptaane kaa plan Banaa liya tha.. That is nuts..

Main-lekin dikkat ye hai ki main Jaan nahi paaunga kya tha plan bataaega nahi woh lawda..

Abeer-Its OK tu bhi toh bana shakta hai plan dikkat kya hai bc...

Ami-By the way just to make sure Jo Woh dusara banda Marra woh engineer woh kind of innocent tha I think uski wife and kids ko maarne ki dhamki thi issliye ussne help ki thi keval..


Abeer-Ho shakta hai yaa nahi bhi...

Main-Naa woh innocent tha bataaya Tha usne sab mereko beekh maangi thi ussane apni jindagi ki..

Abeer-Or yahi uski sabse badi galati thi shayad..

Main-Yep.. Woh wait he kar raha tha usse maja aata hai logon ko mout k kareeb dekh k aise gidgidaatey hue... Even Kaali ko bhi ussi ki permission leke maara I mean can you imagine jab tum khud apni mout ki bheek maango and ussi time dusara banda apni jindagi ki beekh maange .. 2 bandey dono alag alag tarah se uske liye toh party hogayi..

Abeer-Uss engineer k bachon ki padhai and baaki k liye paise bhijwaa dunga....

Main-lekin Kahaani bahaar nahi aani caahiye woh kaali k dwaara he Marra tha..

Abeer-yahi story hai..

Main-Cool.. Bhenchod befaltu mein he ludka diya.. Gandu..

Ami-It's ok..

Main-I know mujhe koi sympathy nahi hai uss bandey k khilaaf I don't give a fuck woh innocent tha yaa nahi I mean ussne mereko maarne ka plan banaane mein help ki thi caahe marji se ki ho yaa forcefully.. I mean aise logon k sath rehna he kyun hai jo baadmein Tumhaari family kaa he faayda uthaaein.. Ab bhugto...

Abeer-Yep... So aage kya..?

Main - Bhai hansi majaak ab bahot hua mujhe ek seekh jarur milgayi usase ki main befaltu ek he cheej par time waste kar raha hun.. Red John ki feilding lagaatey hain I am tired now..

Ami-Great..

Continued..

Wah bhai bohat hi zabardast update.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-187( Red John Started)
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Main Niche Rishi k Room mein tha kyunki uppar jaa nahi shakta tha bc chalna mushqil horaha tha.. Pure din ghar waale pakaatey rahe mujhe.. Then raatko ghaas fuss waala Khaana khaaya and dawaai leli maine bc nind theek se nahi aai jiska main reason tha pain... Lekin ek baar jab nind aai toh next day subah he aankh khulli.. Woh bhi apne aap.. Bed se utha main or bathroom takk pohanchney mein mujhe 10 Minute lage jo mujhse 5 kadam durr tha lekin haash pohanch gaya bc.. Fresh hoke main bahaar aaya and waapis bed par baith gaya then Abeer aagaya Subah Subah thoda walk karne ko kahaa tha doctor taaki blood circulation bana rahe.. Abeer kaa sahaaara leke main bahaar Lawn mein aaya.. And then like 20 minute thodi light exercise ki.. Ek correction hai kam se kam 3 din or lagenge theek hone mein.. For sure... Bc gand fatt gayi 20 minutes mein..

Then main waapis andar aaya then again breakfast mein mujhe juice or ghaas fuss he Milla... Breakfast k baad main apne room mein aagaya bc gand faad bore horaha tha.. Then mera phone baja jo ofcourse Private number se tha.. Pakka Chang hoga bc iski gand fodunga main kahaan Marr gaya tha maalum nahi lawda..

Maine phone uthaaya or mera guess tab fail hogaya jab saamne se Red John ki awaaj aai..

John-Hello AP..

Aaj uski awaaj thodi bhaari lag rahi thi maano gusse mein ho woh..

Main-Hello John.


John- Let me ask you a simple question.. Mujhe Kya samjhtey ho tum..?

Main-Hmmm! Frankly speaking a legendary serial killer.. Jiske naam Asia mein sabse jyaada murder charges hain..

John- that's a lie AP... You think I am a joke.. You think I Am stupid...

Main-Ofcourse not.

John- Shut up AP and just listen to me.. I am sick and tired of this shit.. Tum mujhe challenge kartey ho and then khud kissi tuche se third class criminal k piche lagjaatey ho jaise main hun he nahi...you are ignoring me like I am nothing... And I am over this shit now.. You are supposed to catch me... Tum toh try bhi nahi kar rahe.. You don't even care that I am here.. Mujhe laga tha sab thoda time pass karke karunga pata chale tumhaare andar kitana dum hai.. But tum apni he duniya mein busy ho third class criminals ko pakkadke media mein hero banke tum ussi mein khuss ho right..

Main--then what do you want me to do..? Wohlog mereko Jaan se maarne ki dhamki derahe they..

John- unki dhamki or meri dhamki mein koi farak nahi laga tumhe...?? I don't like this attitude of yours AP I seriously don't..I thought tum kheloge mere sath but nahi you don't want anything to do with me.. Lekin ab maine socha why i waste my time on you jabki tumhe koi fikar he nahi hai logon ki toh seedha point par aata hun.. Aaj se he Mera Mission start hoga AP I don't care what you do.

Main-Listen listen dude I am fucking tied to a bed I was unconscious for like 3 days..


John-I don't care AP...


Main--suno please Thoda time toh do waise bhi tumhaara plan pura kahaan hua hai abhi.

John-Ye tum kaise Keh shaktey ho..

Main-Tumhaari awaaj mein confidence nahi hai woh..

John - But still i dont need a plan for that.. Main tumhe or pure India ko ye dikhaa deta hun main hun kon.. Or kyun mujhe seriously lena caahiye tumlogon ko.. Maine decide kiya tha ki jabtak mera plan ready nahi hojaata tabtak kissi ko nahi maarunga.. Lekin ab i can't bear this.. Ab daily tumhaare log marrenge and believe me AP woh nahi marrtey agar tum dhyaan de letey issliye I am saying this to your face jo bhi marrega unki mout k jimmedaar tum or keval tum hoge.. You will be responsible for everything that's about to happen...and dekhtey hain media waalon k sath Tumhaari friendship kitani hai... So be ready AP the game is on now..

Call disconnected...

Fuck fuck fuck fuck bhenchod gand Marr gayi... Fuck fuck fuck.... Ye toh hona he tha bhosdk woh bhi kabtak wait karta.. Bc woh toh ek vampire k maafik hai kabtak khoon se durr rahega.... Bro shit is about to get real or dikkat ye thi ki main Atleast 24-36 ghanton takk kuch nahi kar shakta tha... Fuck..... Kya karun..? Anjali..? Woh kya karlenge bc jabtak woh kuch kar nahi leta tabtak koi kuch nahi kar shakta.. Not even me.. Fuck.. Ab main jo kar shakta hun woh hai Wait.. Nothing else... Fuck..


Maine kissi ko kuch nahi bataaya faayda nahi tha waise bhi.... Mera dimag kharaab hogaya tha bhenchod time nahi nikal raha tha.. Kon marrega..? Kaise..? Kahaan..? Kya pattern hoga.? Fuck bc itane sawaal..

Main Kuch nahi kar shakta tha keval wait kar shakta tha and secondly and the most important problem was mereko jo drugs deke daily behosh kiya jaata tha unka ashar khatam hochuka tha almost and I needed drugs very bad.. Kyunki agar drugs nahi Mille toh bhenchod mera dimag chud jaaega abhi takk recover nahi hua tha woh... Ye baaki log ko bolta toh fir woh sochte bhenchod main firse Addict hogaya hun.. Or drugs k liye mujhe mere room mein Jaana jaruri tha.. Kyunki mere pass kuch drugs they jo mere uss bag mein they jo main leke aaya tha usme humessa emergency k liye drugs hotey hain..... And ab dikkat ye thi ki main tha niche...

Main - (chilaake) Abeer...sun bey.

Abeer nahi lekin Meenu or Babhi jarur aagayi wahaan..

Babhi-kya hua..

Main--Jaanwar kahaan hai..

Babhi-idhar keval hum 2 he hain..

Main-Suno shyaam kaka ko bulaao mereko mere room mein Jaana Hai.. Yaa aap help kardo thoda sa sahara bus.

Babhi-kyu yahaan kya hua..? Uppar dikkat hogi Jaane aane mein..

Main - I feel weird alone here.. Mereko room mein Jaana Hai woh feel naa aaraha mujhe.. Raatko nind bhi bahot Kam aayi mereko.

Babhi-OK.. Aaja khadda ho.. Meenu Right mein aa toh..

Maine dono kaa sahaara liya and aaram se bed se utha chalne mein utani problem nahi thi main problem seedhiyaan thi.. Wahaan thodi dikkat hui lekin finally main mere room takk pohanch gaya.. Thodi derr babhi or Meenu wahaan baithi taaki main bore naa houn or ab ekdum se main desperate horaha tha like abhi caahiye warna bhenchod rukk jaaega sab kuch...ye addiction nahi tha ye jarurat thi.. 2.0 gand maar gaya tha dimag ki or usse recovery caahiye thi.. Finally wohlog gaye wahaan se or main aaram se utha and gate lock kiya... Then main laga dhundaney k bc bag kahaan rakh diya maine.. Ek kaam mein 3 gunna time lag raha tha injuries k wajah se.. Finally mujhe woh bag Milla jo abtak bandh he tha usme kuch Khaas tha nahi mujhe bus drugs caahiye they.. Lekin gand meri tab marri jab mujhe mere expectations se bahot he kam drugs Mille..like 2 baar kaa kaam bhi nahi chalega fuck... Last time ye bag use kab hua tha woh bhi yaad nahi mereko.. Toh quantity bhoolgaya tha.. Fuck..

Lekin filhaal mereko caahiye tha warna dimag bahaar aajaana tha thoda he sahi tha toh kuch... Maine turant usko 2 parts mein divide kiya and 1 hisse ko table par rakha and sungh gaya pura bc naak se hotey hue pura maal andar gaya.. Normal drugs doesn't work on me.. Heroine cocaine weed afeem wagairaah wagairaah ye mere koi kaam k nahi hai mereko alag he drug caahiye hota hai jiska Balck market mein naam hai "Jester" bahot he rare item hai ye bahot he rare like pure India mein koi 2-3 he dealer honge iske or wohlog koi bc normal drug dealers nahi hotey wohlog bade CRIME SYNDICATES k associate hotey hain jaise ki "Row" Kaa jikar kiya maine uss type se.. YE words dhyaan rakhna "CRIME SYNDICATES and Row".. Basically JESTER Vertigo pills kaa he ek more dangerous and illegal type hai..

2 minutes lage mujhe Choke honey mein usase pehle maine maal chupaya and table par Paani daalke ek shirt se he saaf kiya and room mein perfume daalna padda.. Or thodi he derr mein main tha iss duniya se bahot jyaada uppar.. Past present ki movie chal rahi thi aankhon k aage... Haash bc finally... Mind rukk gaya tha usko rest caahiye tha meri or mere 2.0 ki fight mein woh bahot jyaada thakk gaya tha..

1 ghantey takk uska ashar full tha then thoda thoda kam hone laga thankfully koi ayaa nahi uss bich... Or jab main Normal hogaya toh maine gate kholdiya and waapis normally late gaya.. Nicki Mam or Riti mam aai mujhse millne wohlog shyaam takk mere pass baithi rahi.. Ab mereko koi dikkat nahi thi Kal tak baithey raho caahe.. Nicki mam or Riti mam ne dinner wahin kiya.. Mera ghaas fuss waala Khaana uppar he aagaya tha... Ami leke aai thankfully usko shakk nahi hua.. Haash... Dinner k baad Maine dawaai Lee he thi ki Anjali and bhai mere pass aaye unke sath Abeer Mangal or Ami bhi they..

Main-OK this is bad..

Anjali-AP listen I think we have a problem...

Main-Red John..???

Anjali-Yes..

Main-Kitane log marre...

Anjali-2..

Main-Koi close banda apna..?

Anjali-Nahi..actually hua ye...

Main-No No no no.. Ek word bhi naa Bataana.. Listen Guys mereko next 3-4din kuch nahi sunana mera dimag is dead dead... Usko heal kaa time caahiye.. Agar mereko kuch bhi bataaoge toh dikkat hogi main fir rouk nahi paaunga apne dimag ko kaam karne se..

Anjali--ok ok.. Agar tu theek nahi feel kar raha hai toh humlog aage badhte hain case ko leke..

Main-That would be great.. Listen ab daily aise he 1-2 log marrenge.. Red John Is pissed woh caahta hai ki log usse seriously lein.. Or Agar tumlog usko seriously loge toh woh shayad rukk bhi jaae...like uska khouf failaao.. News wagairaah mein public announcement karwaado ki sunshaan jagah naa jaaein kissi Anjaan k sath ye naa karein woh naa karein..blah blah.. Ye sab.. Isase John kaa ego satisfy hojaaega.

Deva-OK.. Tu rest le tabtak.. Koi hurry nahi hai.. Abhi jaldbaaji karega toh woh hath se nikal jaaega..issliye pure plan k sath karna.. Tabtak Anjali and team investigate karegi..

Main-Yep..

Red John Chaalu hogaya hai hmmm chalo ab ashaan hoga usko pakadna..

Continued..

Zabardast update bro.

Ab Red John agaya ab dekte hai aage kya hota hai.