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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

  • Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death

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Superb is principal ki gand pel do:armyman::DD:
jarur pelenge :D bhai
:thanks:
Superb update Bhai par admissionn hone ke baad is principal ki ijjat ke Sath todna

Bilkul todenge :D thanks bhai

Excellent update...
Is principal ka kuch karo bhai..bejjati karadi sale ne...
Kartey hain kartey hain :D jaaega kahaan ye :D

Super update hai bhai waiting for next

Great job bro

Keep going

Nice update brother...is principal ki gaand me jyada hi sulemani keede kaat rhe hai..do gaandul ko mila ke
thanks Bhidulog keep supporting next update ASAP
 
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Update-16(Admission Suxxefoooool)
Ashish-Bhai its so Good To have you back...BC Tere bina Sab kuch suna hogaya tha ...

Main-maanta hai ki nahi BC...

Ashish-bilkul bhai pehle nahi maanta tha but jabse tu gayab hua tabse maananey laga hun...

Main-Mujhe pata he tha BC mere jaane k baad yahi boring life hogi tumhaari...

Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle mera phone Baja Jo haryana k education minister Ramesh Singh kaa tha Ye humaari party k khass hain or Rohit k dad bhi...

Main-Ji uncle...

Ramesh-AP I am in college aaja mill letey hain Principal Sahaab se..

Main-you go talk to him naa I ain't coming... Sab confirm hojaae tab bulaa Lena aap..

Ramesh-Ok Main baat karta hun...

Main-Ok bye....

Call disconnected...

Tabhi wahaan Rohit aagaya ...usse dekh even Ashish wagairaah bhi shocked they as I think woh aajkal kaafi kam college aata hai yaa maybe bahot jyaada kam...

Main-Bc Wakanda se aaya kya...

Main uthke usase Galle milla...

Rohit-bhenchod I missed you so so so much bhai.....

Main-Same yaar ...

Rohit-kaisa hai tu..

Main-fit and fine ...

Maine dekha ki Rohit thoda Emotional horaha tha mujhe dekh ke isliye main usko aaram se bola.

Main-Bc Rona nahi be beijatti hojaaegi..

Rohit-hatt BC...

Main-Gajab..

Rohit-Kaise ho bacha party...

Ashish-bus badhiya kaafi time baad darshan diye ...

Rohit-busy tha bro...

Main- aa baith BC...

Rohit ne ek chair Lee or mere bagal mein baithgaya ...

Main-A Rohit Tere papa aae hain college mein ...

Rohit-kya BC kab kyun kahaan...?

Main-mere admission k liye be chill kar...


Rohit-Bc Tere admission k chakkar mein meri lag jaaegi...

Main-Main hun naa BC tension not...

Rohit-President se milla...

Main-kaaeka president...

Rohit-College president Abhi...

Main- Naa I don't care aise president 36 ghumtey hain ...

Rohit-Ye Sab ussi k supporters hain...

Main-lol,Sahi hai...

Ashish-Or kisko support kartey bhai ek wahi toh tha tu toh khadda nahi hua or kisko kartey support ...


Rohit-Bore hogaya tha BC ...

Main-Sahi kiya..let them enjoy...

Rohit-wahi kar raha main.. apun koi taang nahi adaata unke bich I don't even care ab students complaint leke aatey ki Rohit bhai President and team help nahi kar rahi main bhagaadeta saalon ko ki Vote aisi taisi karwaane ko diya tha BC...

Sana-We don't need any kind of help we can manage ourselves tumlog apna dekho...

Main-oh Teri ki..lol...

Rohit-Sabke parr nikal aae hain BC dekhle..

main- again apne ko ghanta farak nahi padta...Ye bc laxman canteen khulli chhodke kidhar gaya ...

Rohit-uske punter log toh yahin Hain woh bhi yahin kahin hoga ...woh aagaaya le...

Main-bc kahaan gayab rehta haibe chutiye...

Laxman mujhe dekh k kaafi shocked tha woh gate par he rukk gaya almost uski aankhon mein aanshu aagaye they ...(As laxman mera khass tha Kaafi time se usko jaanta hun main or uski kaafi help bhi ki hai Maine Paison se bhi or waise bhi college main tabse aata jaata tha jab main 9th class mein tha Tab Rohit Btech mein tha idhar or main Sam Or Ravi uske sath idhar ladkiyon par line maarne aatey they befaltu fukrapanthi karne tabhi Laxman se jaan pehchaan hui thi pehle iski dukaan college k bahaar thi choti si fir Maine 3 saal pehle Canteen kaa tender bharrne ko kahaa isko paise diye toh isne bharra Rohit tab president tha toh ussne tender approve karwaaya or ye yahaan aagaya...mereko bhai maanta hai ye ...age hogi 25-26 iski Dikhne mein normal middle class banda hai Jo sabko respect deta hai )Back to present...

Main-Aise kya dekh raha original hun be...

Ye sun woh bhag k aake mere Galle milla...

Laxman-bhai jaan he challi gayi thi tumhaare sath ab jaake kaleje ko chain milla ..

Main-Tujhe toh nahi but Teri coffee or chaai ko bahot miss kiya BC wahaan ..

Lax-ek he baat hai bhai ..Bus aapke sath sath college ki bhi ronak challi gayi thi...

As scene thoda loud hogaya toh almost canteen mein baithey hue sab ko ye maalum hogaya ki AP bhai aaela hai or as usual mujhe jealousy ,surprise ,Happiness or anger k mille julle expressions mille lekin again I don't care ...

Mera phone firse Baja iss baar bhi Ramesh uncle he they...

Main-Ji uncle...

Ramesh-aaja office mein hogaya Kaam...

Main-Arrey gajab Thanks uncle...

Ramesh-Rohit aaya hai college ..?

Main-haan.. Woh kyun nahi aaega...

Ramesh-Usko bhi sath leke aana idhar....

Main-Sure Uncle...

Call disconnected....

Main-A Rohit....

Rohit-haan...

Main-chal aaja tujhe bhi office bulaaya hai Uncle ne....

Rohit-phakk BC main bola tha tereko meri marregi...

Main- tension not be main dekh lunga ...


Rohit-Bhai ab toh tu he hai...

Main-Ok bhailog Jaldi miltey hain ....laxu aake coffee peeta ...

Laxman-anytime bhai...

Ye bolke Main Or Rohit Khaddey hue or office ki taraf chal diye ....

Main-Tu bhosdk college kyun nahi aata be...

Rohit-bore hogaya hun yaar idhar BC woh president k chamche chutiyaapa kartey fir mereko gussa aata uppar se Mangal bhai bole hain ki bilkul shant rehna hai toh main keval mere lectures k time aata kabhi kabhaar ...ab tu aagaya hai toh rojj aaunga...

Main-yo ...

Rohit- waise Teri ex tujhe dekh k khuss nahi lagrahi....

Main-kon Sana ...

Rohit-haan...

Main-Bhai Lucky k sath Rehti hai woh Or woh lawda meri shakal se bhi darrta hai toh bharrdiya hoga dimag mein sabkuch toh ye bhi jalllney lagi but apan ko kya Matlab gand marwaae BC....

Rohit-Sahi bola...

Hum dono principal office mein aae toh Ramesh uncle or woh principal bada Hans-2 k baatein kar rahe they acha yaarana lagta hai BC...

Raman-Aao aao AP...

Main-Ji Uncle...

Raman-Aap bhi aaiye Sahaabjaadey...

Rohit-Hi dad...

Raman- Principal sir kehrahe hain aajkal tumhaari complaint nahi aati koi...

Main-Ye toh achi baat haina uncle sudhar gaya hai ye ,padhaai mein dhyaan deta hai ab ...

Raman-Mujhe badi mushqill se vishwash hua but Jo bhi hai achi baat hai ...

Main-(aaram Se) Complaint tab naa aaegi BC jab college aaega ...

Rohit-chup be..

Raman-kuch kaha tumne....

Rohit-nahi dad nothing...

Raman-so Jo bhi hai keval padhaai mein he matt ghuss k reh jaana Other activities bhi jaruri hain...

Main-are tension not uncle ab main sambhall lunga isko....

Rama -Great toh tum pohancho class AP tum aajao idhar...


Uske baad Rohit wahaan se nikal liya or Main aage aaya ...

Raman-please have a seat.....

Aalok-Dekho AP jaisa ki Raman ji bhi jaantey hain main apne rules nahi todta kabhi nahi but tumhaara case alag hai Raman ji ne bataaya tum kin haalaaton se gujre ho already tumhaara kaafi time barbaad hochuka hai study k field mein or main nahi caahta ki tum or piche raho ..Isliye I accept your admission ...

Main- thankyou sir...

Aalok-and yet Maine mere rules k khilaaf jaakar tumhe iss college mein liya hai toh meri najar humessa tumpar rahegi and also sab teachers k liye bhi tumhaari guarantee main loonga toh kuch baatein jinka tumhe khass dhyaan rakhna hai no.1 jaisa tumne kahaa tha ki tum Abhi bhi syllabus cover kar shaktey ho exams se pehle toh bus wahi karna hai abhi next semester exams tumhe clear karne hain taaki teachers khuss rahein tumse no.2 No unnecessary fights tumhe koi befaltu kaa scene create nahi karna hai apne kaam se kaam rakho ...Tumhe ek sensible student banke rehna hai jitani jyaada tumhaari complaints hongi utane he tumhaare chances honge iss college se bahaar nikaale jaane k ...Understood..?


Main-yes sir.......

Lawde kaa yes bhenchod sidha sidha boldey meri gand maarni hai bhen k lawde aise indirectly kya rules samjha raha BC...

Aalok-so apne documents leke first floor par jaao main wahaan phone kardeta hun tumhaara admission hojaaega ...

Main- thankyou sir...

Raman-Ok toh Aalok main bhi nikalta hun thanks for the help...

Aalok-No problem at all ...Its good to meet you as always...




Continued....
 

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Principle ki mar di bc :lol: ab yeh dekhana hai ki kand kya hota hai sab se phele aur yeh naya kon bana hai bsdka jo kisi ki nahi sunata hai aur sana ka kya chakkar hai dekho pata chal jayega laxman ki chai toh rah gayi aaj kab milehi peene dekhane wali baat hai
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Principle ki mar di bc :lol: ab yeh dekhana hai ki kand kya hota hai sab se phele aur yeh naya kon bana hai bsdka jo kisi ki nahi sunata hai aur sana ka kya chakkar hai dekho pata chal jayega laxman ki chai toh rah gayi aaj kab milehi peene dekhane wali baat hai
Waiting next
next update mein pilwaadenge chaai chinta matt kar :D

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Update-1(The Return)


Remember this: Legends never make a comeback. They wait for that perfect moment to take the spotlight from overdone, lame and idiot peoples....

"There's nothing half so pleasant as coming home again"
They Say all roads From hell takes you to home...

Start mein Maine socha tha ye kissi jhant aadmi k dwaara banaai gayi ek chutiya quote hai , lekin filhaal mereko ye theek lag rahi thi because We are back bitches...after over 550 days(18 months)we are finally coming back home.... BC bahot yaad aai ghar ki lekin jaana bhi jaruri tha warna abtak mera dimag kaam karna bandh karchuka hota or main marr chuka hota yaa fir kissi paagalkhaane mein padda hota isliye jaana padda and now I am perfectly fine ..And we both are back...

Or jab humdono gayab they toh kya kya hua woh batadun Aapko thoda Mota-2...

Elections.....


In 550 din yaani 1.5 saal mein kaafi kuch hua jinmein sabse main they elections India ki kuch states mein legislative Assembly k elections hue Jinmein Main States they ,Haryana ,UP,Punjab,Delhi,Rajasthan,Gujarat ,Himachal Pradesh and Uttarakhand ...yaani mostly North Indian states mein....So Hua ye ki Haryana ,Punjab ,Delhi ,Rajasthan or Gujarat mein humaari party ko ektarfa jeet milli approximately 75% MLAs humaare they in states mein iske alaawa UP mein bhi humaari he sarkaar aai lekin Humein dusri party se gathbanhan(alliance) karna padda ...Himachal Pradesh or Uttarakhand mein humein haar kaa saamna karna padda lekin un states se koi farak nahi padta tha waise bhi humaari Party wahaan kaafi kamjorr thi lekin Jo humein caahiye tha woh millgaya tha north India par kabja North India ki political superpower ban chuke they Deva bhai or Humaari party Bhartiya Lok dal (BLD)... Deva bhai ne khud cabinet ministers kaa selection kiya Harr states k cm,home minister etc unhone personally select kiye khud unhone ek bhi post nahi li jaisa unhone Babhi ko promise kiya tha woh keval party k Leader Or mentor Banne rahe...North India humaara tha or ab bus isse sudhaarna tha Jo kaam Deva bhai suru kar chuke they already...

Ek or Jo sabse main Cheej thi woh thi Deva bhai ki shaadi ji haan Deva bhai ne Deepika babhi se shaadi karli thi humaare bina he kyunki Maine he jaatey hue ek letter chhoda tha jaisa aapko pata hai usme kaafi kaam ki cheejain thi unmein se ek thi dono ki shaadi hojaae jaldi se Jo hochuki thi...

Uske alaawa Sab cheejain main ahista ahista aap sabko bataata rahunga kya hua kya nahi filhaal time tha ek behtreen returning Entry kaa you know there is nothing in this world like a returning entrance... iske liye maine behtreen din select kiya tha ...Aaj mera birthday hai or Abhi shyaam ko haweli par Deva bhai ne ek bahot badi party rakhi thi jisme kaafi saare leaders ,businessman, politiciana etc mojudd they uske alaawa meri team(Anjali ,Rajat ,Jiya, Pooja,Deepak or Ajay)+ mere bhai meri jaan Sam Mangal Rishi or Ravi toh fir they he.....raat k 8 baj chuke they or main Or Abeer abhi abhi airport se taxi mein aae they or filhaal haweli k bahaar khaddey they ek kone mein....or ji haan Andar kissi ko nahi pata tha ki hum aane waale hain..

Main-Finalyyyyyyy I am back bhenchodddddddd...

Abeer-me too...

Main-oh god it feels Fabulous to be back ...ye hawa ye atmosphere ye haweli ye log ohh! I love it I fucking love it...

Abeer-andar chal be bukh lagi hai ...

Main-bukha he Marta rahiyo gand marre BC entrance kaa kuch nahi entry aisi honi caahiye ki aankhein bahaar aajaein loggon ki..

Hum 10mins orr ruke bahaar cigarette fukki tabtak saare guests almost aachukey they haweli puri tarah sajaai gayi thi Lawn mein party thi..humlog ne apne bags uthaae Jo bhenchod bahot bhaari they..Humlog gate par aae or jaise he guards ne humein dekha unki aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi...

Main-wassup shyam kaka...

Shyam-B.b.beta...

Main-yo chownk gaye naa...

Shyam kaka humse Galle mille..

Main-bus ab bahaar he rakhoge yaa Andar bhi jaan doge...

Kaka-kahaan they beta itane time kya kiya..?

Main-mast muthiyaan pelli ....:laughing:

Ye sun sablog hansdiye...

Gate khulla humlog Andar aae lawn mein Sab ek jagah ikatha hue they Deva bhai stage par kuch bol rahe they unke sath babhi Sam Mangal Ravi Rishi or Team khaddi thi...

Main-Anjali toh or bhi maal hogayi re 1.5 saal mein....

Abeer -agreed...

Main-maine purpose maardena hai...

Abeer-usne reject kardena hai...

Sabka dhyaan bhai par tha isliye humlog piche chup chaap khaddey hogaye...

Abeer-ab kyun rukk gaya be ...

Main-bitch wait for the exact dialogue fir entry maarenge...

Abeer-bhosdk Tere dialogues k chakkar mein bukha he marr jaaunga main...

Deva-He is Great oopps Sorry he is AP the great ...Genius absolute Genius...Uska dimag normal se kai gunna jyaada tejj chalta hai ...He did things no one can do ..He pulled things no one can pull off.. He proved it many times why he is AP the great ..He can't be defeated usse haraaya nahi jaa shakta kyunki woh sachaai k liye ladta hai ..Sabko pata hai kaise usne north India ko bachaaya wahi ek main reason tha hum North India mein elections jeetey ...And now I am sure he will be back Soon Woh uss Vertigo ko haraadega I am sure you know why because uske sath hai Abeer Singh ...My two of the most dangerous weapons ...Woh dono millke world war 3 suru kar shaktey hain :D ...or jabtak Abeer AP k sath hai AP humessa jeetega because Abeer uske sath hai..You know AP hates his birthday Parties I don't know why lekin usko passand nahi khudki Birthday Parties lekin aaj agar woh yahaan hota toh he would have loved this party...

Ye sunke hum dono aage badhe...

Main-Nope I still hates my birthday parties but I love it that you guyss came here for me....

Ye bolke Main Bheed ko cheerta hua Aage aaya Abeer mere sath-2.. loggon k munh khulle k khulle rehgaye they thodi si awaaj bhi nahi nikal rahi thi Deva bhai or baaki toh almost shock mein they unke cehre par bahot jyaada khussi or surprised emotions they , main stage par aaya ...woh log abhi bhi ghurre jaarahe they jiske 2 reason they 1)1.5 saal baad main waapis aaya tha main I mean AP bhosdko... 2).meri physique jiska jikar main karna bhulgaya toh in 1.5 saalon mein mere pass karne ko kuch nahi tha toh Main train hogaya meri body BC gand faad hogayi meri personality aisi hogayi ki BC gand fatt jaae saamne waale ki matlab jyaada jaanwar type nahi but behtreen body hogayi Jo mere sareer par suit karti hai...jaruri nahi hai jaanwaron ki tarah body banaao ...

Main-Aise kya dekh rahe ho original hun...So guyss I am b....

Main itana he bola tha ki Mangal ne bhayaanak punch mere pait mein diya ...

Main-ohh!shit...

Punch lagtey he main niche girra Or Sam or Ravi ne udhar se Abeer ko ek ek punch diya...woh bhi ghutano par aagaya ...1.5 saal ka frustration ab nikalne waala tha...

Abeer-meri galti nahi hai be ye jaan bujh kar legaya mereko...

Ye suntey he Mangal ne ek laat di Abeer ko...

Or Ravi or Sam mere saamne aagaye...Log bhi shocked they ki ye Kaisa pyaar hai bhenchod ...

Main-are Ravi Sam mere bhai meri ja....

Aage kuch bolta usase pehle ek or laat meri chest par lagi...

Main-ohh !dude this shit is so fucked up...Time out time out...Bhai help...

Deva-sorry Suna nahi maine...

Main-Anjali tum log toh police ho help please...

Anjali-Sorry I am off duty ...

Main-dafukkk...Babhi Aap toh bachaao...

Babhi-1 mere naam kaa bhi maaro...

Main-shitttt....

Unhone mereko ek laat or di or fir jab main niche girr gaya toh uthaake Galle se lagaaliya Hum 5on ek sath Galle lage ...That's what we call brother hood...

Ravi-bc we missed you so much...

Main-we also missed u guys BC...ye kya jhant jaise kapde pehne hain lodu tune durr hatt pencho aukaat he naa hai Teri merese Galle millne ki..

Ravi-or maar khaaega lawde...

Main-joking re gandmarre lekin lag tu jhant jaisa he raha hai..no doubt about that...

Continued...
Finally AP is back yarr waise ek baar phele padh li hai phir se padh raha hu aaj aisa lag raha hai AP ko 2 mere taraf se bhi dena tha itna time liya hai wapas aane ke liye khair maza aa gaya
 
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Update-2(Answering The Questions)
Uske baad bhai ne humlog ko Galle lagaaliya ...

Deva-finally you guyss returned....

Main-aana he padda aapke bina lambe time takk nahi reh shaktey sans fulljaati hai humaari...

Deva-sala notanki...


Fir babhi se Galle mille humlog...

Deepika-I missed u guyss so so so much...

Main-same here..

Uske baad ek ek kar k sabse mille humlog or tabtak guests humein ghurtey rahe...

Or finally Sabse Milne k baad mere kaleje ko thandak paddi...or fir hum dono stage k bichmein aae...Its time to address the crowd Bitches..

Maine voice thodi loud ki and bolna suru kiya...

Main-Ohh my Goodness it feels Good to be back I missed this so much ....So as you guyss see We are back and we are back with a bang...So I know sablog jaanana caahtey honge ki Humlog kahaan they kyun gaye they kaise gaye they kya humlog puraane waale hain yaa badal gaye kya Hollywood type bahaar rehkar humlog villain toh nahi bangaye kya humlog Deva bhai ki Seat k piche padde hain wagairaah-2 or yahaan kuch media waale honge woh toh surely ye Sab jaanana caahtey honge so for your kind information Humlog USA mein they 1.5 saal... enjoy nahi kar raha tha rehab centre mein tha 9 months centre k Andar or 9 months bahaar mera time wahaan bahot he bhayaanak gujra itana bhayaanak ki main uska jikar karna passand nahi karunga not even to my family agar Abeer mere sath nahi hota toh main aaj waapis nahi aa paata tutt chuka hota abtak lekin achi baat ye hai ki ab main puri tarah theek hun Vertigo mera pichha chhod chuka hai or kuch gifts bhi deke gaya hai mere dimag ko .....jaana jaruri tha kyunki yahaan rehta toh main nahi Bach paata not possible isliye main chala gaya Abeer ko sath leke or isne Jo meri help ki hai woh koi nahi kar paata main yahaan hun toh Abeer ki wajah se hun...

Abeer-or agar main yahaan hun toh AP ki wajah se hun...kyunki California airport par mera passport gumm hogaya tha :DJo isne dhund k diya ye naa hota toh main abtak California mein he hota... so AP he hai Jo mujhe leke aaya...


Main-bahot bakwass joke tha jaanwar Shut up... So hum dono ne tuff times mein ek dusre ki madad ki or issiliye uss daldal se bahaar nikal paae...Or main baat humlog wahi puraane AP or Abeer hain Jo pehle they or aage bhi waise he rahenge koi drug humein badal nahi shakta ...So thanks for coming here everyone I love you all Enjoy the party and thanks for the wishes ...I will meet you guyss soon...

Uske baad kaafi derr takk taaliyaan baji kull milaake meri entry gand faad thi loggon k rongtey khaddey hogaye they...


Abeer-ab main kuch nahi sunaney waala humein bahot bhayaanak bukh lagi hai or khaana khaana hai abhi k abhi ...

Main-yep I am exhausted...

Babhi-Aajao Andar chalo jaldi ...

Hum dono ne apne bags uthaae...


RISHI-laa be main uthaaleta hun...

Abeer-Bitch please ab humlog apna kaam khud kartey hain we are changed...kyun be AP..

Main-A Rishi mera bag uthaale bhai woh aise he gyaan pelega ...bahot bhaari hai bhisi(BC)...

Ye sun sablog hanspadde...

Andar aatey he main sofa par girr pada toh kissi ne piche se aake meri aankhon par hath rakhdiye...

Main-Waah re Meenu itane thande hath kaise hain Tere...

Meenu-what...t.t tumne kaise pehchaana ...


Main-remember who I am ...:D Iss ghar mein ek tu he hai Jo aisa kar shakti hai baaki koi hath naa lagaata mereko aise ...

Meenu-Thats why I missed u guyss so much....

Main-or kya haal chaal hain tere..?

Meenu-abtak boring ab bahot badhiya ...

Main-shabbas..ab jaldi se khaana lagwaadey bahot bukh lagi hai woh party waala bakwass khaana nahi khaana mereko...

Meenu-Ok boss...

Uske baad hum sablog Dining table par baithgaye ...

Main-ghurrna bandh karo re yaar I am sorry bataake jaata toh reh nahi paata wahaan...

Mangal-we can understand bhai no problem ....

Main-toh ghurrna bandh karo yaar...khaana khaalun...


Mangal-kon ghurr raha hai...

Main-babhi ,Anjali ,Rishi or bhai ....



Babhi-out of curiosity ek question...?

Main-yahi ki itana fit kaise hua main....


Babhi-haan ...lekin tujhe kaise pata ...?


Main-ohh! Come on babhi I know everything...Suno Jab main rehab centre mein tha toh wahaan ek drug addict tha Jo recovery par tha almost theek ho chuka tha 7 saal wahaan raha tha woh ....Jitsu naam tha uska Chinese tha 54 ki ummar thi Chinese Secret Service kaa best Hitman tha woh ek time par,Karate ,Taekwondo,Muay Thai,Krav Maga Or uske alaawa 11 or martial arts form mein expert tha....

Abeer-agreed mere jaise 2-3 ko haraade ek sath aisa tha woh jabki shareer AP ki tarah merese half tha uska lekin techniques, skills ,lightning fast reflexes ,Uska dimah or uski saalon ki training usko help karti thi...merese half sareer mein merese double powerful punch maardeta tha woh or merese double powerful punch apne pait mein sehleta tha ...he was a god men absolute god ....Maine bahaar se dekha tha usko as start mein main allowed nahi tha Andar iske sath...Or believe me 55 approx age mein bhi itana Sab karta tha woh ...

Abeer ki baat sun sabke munh khullgaye they khullne bhi caahiye as Jitsu tha he itana faadu ...


Main-haa he was a god ... lekin ek accident mein uski Wife or 12 saal ki beti ki death hogayi jiske baad woh pagal saa hogaya or drugs or Nashe ki taraf chal pada or at last uske dost ne usse Rehab centre mein bharti karwaaya jahaan 7 saal raha woh jab main gaya wahaan toh usse release kar rahe they lekin woh bahaar jaana nahi caahta tha kyunki bahaar uska kuch nahi bacha tha ab ... pichle 7 saal se yahi uska ghar tha lekin ab Centre waalon ko uske dost ne paisa dena bandh kardiya toh woh usko release kar rahe they lekin na jaane kyun Maine uski 3 saal ki fees bharrdi or usne kahaa I owe you one or wahaan se humaari dosti chaalu hui or woh mujhe train karne laga log wahaan meditation kartey they lekin main wahaan Khudko train karne mein laga tha suru mein toh 24 hours mein se rojj humlog 17-18 ghantey training kartey they Vertigo ne mujhe aisa bana diya tha ki main harr move harr details harr cheej seconds mein seekh jaata tha woh bhi bilkul same 2 same Uski tarah , mera dimag ab ek Robot tha pehle se bhi tejj ...suru k 2 month bahot jyaada dikkat hui bina pills k main pagal saa hone lagjaata tha Lekin Abeer or Jitsu me mujhe sambhaala or uske baad main nahi ruka thakta main tha nahi or jitsu ko koi thaka nahi shakta tha total 7500 + ghantey Maine training Lee hai Jo normal aadmi k 7 saal ki mehnat k baraabar hai ...Khud Jitsu Jo worpd kaa Top class martial arts expert tha usne kahaa tha ki Maine Jo 12 saal mein seekha hai tu 1.5 saal mein seekhgaya...training itani tuff and brutal thi meri body par abhi bhi scars hain ...


Sab-Oh my god...really..

Main-Yep...I am the best there is The best there was the best there ever will be...Abeer bhi bacha hai mere saamne ...


Sam-chal be itani bhi matt faink...

Main-u know nothing biatch.....


Mangal-So how was life there...


Main-like hell literally hell...Bro don't even ask it was worst then surendra here...Kya kya hota tha udhar bhai puchiyo matt kyunki main bataaunga bhi nahi....Jikar bhi naa kariyo doobara..


Mangal-ok OK...

Babhi-koi Ladki passand aai wahaan....

Main-aji haan main toh wahaan Ladkiyaan he pataane gaya tha ladkiyaan Milli bhi toh aisi thi Jo merese bhi jyaada drug addict thi shakal se toh unka gender bhi samjh nahi aata tha regular 1-2 bandey marrtey they udhar regular ...Mangal terese jyaada mardaana shakal toh wahaan auraton ki thi ...

Ye Sun sablog Hans paddey...


Continued...
Jitsu ki wapasi hogi matlab story mein aur ladki leke aana tha na ek sam ke liye aur ek ravi ke liye kab tak single rakhata undono ko
 
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