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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

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Jitsu ki wapasi hogi matlab story mein aur ladki leke aana tha na ek sam ke liye aur ek ravi ke liye kab tak single rakhata undono ko
Last update mein unka moto nahi padha kya bhai


Ek glass dudh k liye gaaein nahi baandhatey...


Wohlog waise he theek hain ek Ladki k sath nahi reh shaktey woh unka taste badalta rehta :D

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Finally AP is back yarr waise ek baar phele padh li hai phir se padh raha hu aaj aisa lag raha hai AP ko 2 mere taraf se bhi dena tha itna time liya hai wapas aane ke liye khair maza aa gaya
Shabbas padhtey raho baar baar :D
 
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Update-3 (Feeling Awesome With Mangal ,Deva ,Abeer and 36 others)




Anjali-Abeer Tere sath he rehta tha rehab mein...

Abeer-nahi allowed nahi tha sath rehna start k 5-6 months kyunki iski situation critical thi toh sath mein allowed nahi tha toh mujhe daily 1.5 hour isase Milne ki permission thi woh bhi iski cell k mirror gate k dusri taraf se lekin fir 2-3 months rehab mein iske sath he raha main then fir bahaar aaye 1 saal tab toh fir ek he ghar mein rehtey they bus ye daily training k liye waapis rehab centre jaata tha ....


Mangal-matlab kull milaake iski bahot buri haalat thi...

Abeer-puch matt be start mein 3-4 months jab main millne jaata toh aadhi baar toh mujhe he nahi pehchanta tha aise he khoon se latpath padda rehta tha ye .. as nose or munh se continuously khoon behta tha iske...


Mangal-ooohhh!


Main-abe khaana khaatey time toh matt yaad dilwaa bhai...


Babhi-Seriously Mangal ...Ab koi iss topic par baat nahi karega...


Mangal-Sorry Bhabhi...



Uske baad unhone merese or kai saare qsns kiye jinke jawaab mere pass taiyaar they wahaan k baare mein thoda saa bataaya kaafi kuch chupaayaa kyunki Sab kuch bataane laayak nahi hota....Humlog subah k 2 baje takk mere baare mein he baat kartey rahe literally kissi ko nind nahi aai kyunki unki curiosity itani thi mere baare mein jaanane ki ...wohlog suntey rahe main kuch sach kuch juth bataata gaya or at last jab sabne ek ek qsn puch liya tha tab unhone mujhe chhoda Anjali and team Haweli par he sogaye they as subah honeko thi...


Main apne room mein aaya Jo meenu ne abhi clean karwaaya tha BC iss room ko dekhne ko aankhein tadap gayi thi wahi bed wai bathroom Sab ka Sab wahi main nahaaya Kapde change kiye or fir bed par gir padda or literally 1minute k Andar mereko nind aagayi gajab ki nind aai Jo subah 10 baje jaake khulli....


Main-are bhenchod kya nind aai hai...phakk BC...

Main fresh hua or fir kal raat waali ghatnaon ko sochne laga BC ek sapna saa lag raha tha woh lekin ek ajeeb se khussi mere mann mein chaai thi ki main waapis aagaya tha...

Main niche aaya toh wahaan Sam Ravi Mangal or babhi kuch baatein kar rahe they hall mein bhai abhi abhi apne room se bahaar aae they shayad kahin jaa rahe they woh....

Main-Supp...

Babhi-uthgaya mera betu....

Main-yo....

Mangal-USa waale bhaisahaab aagaye hain...

Main-tera munh fod dena hai Maine ....

Meenu-coffee ...

Main-naah....


Bhai-acha hua tu uthgaya mujhe laga tha bina mille nikalna padega ...

Main-koi kaam tha kya...


Bhai-haan aa baith... Abeer ....


Abeer-ji bhai...

Bhai-tu bhi aaja...

Hum Sab waapis baithgaye ...

Bhai-tumlog ko nahi maalum hoga lekin humlog chunaav .....


Main-i know everything bhai yahaan aane se pehle puri research ki hai...

Bhai-everything?..

Main-suno..1.5 saal mein North India ki 8 states mein assembly elections hue sabse pehle hue Haryana ,Gujarat , Rajasthan and Uttarakhand mein ...Haryana mein 90 mein se 70 seats humaari party ne jeeti or Sarkaar banaai...Gujarat mein total 182 mein se 130 seats humaari hui humne wahaan bhi Sarkaar banai...Rajasthan ki total 200 seats mein se 120 humaari hui humne wahaan bhi Sarkaar banaai .....Uttarakhand mein humein 70 mein se 20 seats he milli so humein haar kaa saamna karna padda Jo koi baddi baat nahi hai...in elections k 6 months baad Uttar Pradesh, and Delhi mein Assembly k elections hue UP ki total 403 mein se humein milli 180 seats Jo sarkar banaane k liye kaafi nahi thi isliye humne wahaan ki ek or party se samjhotta kiya or usko apne sath joddliya jinko milli thi 80 seats toh humaari total hogayi 260 seats toh wahaan bhi apni he Sarkaar banni...Delhi ki 70 seats mein se 55 humaari hui so Delhi bhi humaari hui...and abhi 1 months pehle Himachal Pradesh or Punjab mein bhi elections hue Punjab mein humein 117 mein se 77 seats milli as a result yahaan bhi humne Sarkaar banaai Himachal Pradesh mein humein 68 mein se keval 22 seats he milli so yahaan humein haar kaa saamna karna padda...Frankly speaking humne pure north India ko Aajaadi dilwaadi hai or aaplog unhe sudhaarne mein lage ho Jo bahot achi baat hai...


Ye Sab sunke sabne mere munh ki taraf dekha ...

Main-come on yaar coma mein nahi tha main...

Deva-gajab or tujhe pata hai ye Sab Kaise hua...

Main-ek main reason toh ye hai ki humne north India ko surendra se bachaaya jisase humaari reputation pure north India mein fail gayi no. 2 aap sabka hard work hai aapne Jo kiya hai north India k liye woh koi nahi karta log dusron se jyaada aap par vishwaash kartey hain....

Deva-or ek main reason tha tu tune Jo Jo kiya tha naa yahaan jaane se pehle logg Tere debt mein hain abtak humaare kissi bhi neta se kahin jyaada fan following thi Teri uss time loggon ko mere alaawa ek cehra or millgaya tha trust karne ko tune unke liye kya kya saha ye vertigo and all loggon ko Sab pata hai isliye unki sympathy Tere sath thi...

Main-thanks men...lekin ek minute meri fan following thi ka kya Matlab hai ab nahi hai kya...

Deepika-u know AP loggon kaa ek asool hota hai caahe kissi ne unke liye kuch bhi kiya ho woh usse jabtak yaad rakhtey hain jabtak woh aage bhi unke liye woh karta rahe jaise ki ab tum gayab they toh log bhullne lage they tumhe...

Main-Not a big problem yaad dilwaane mein konsa jyaada time lagta hai...Aakhirkar yun he AP na kehtey log mereko....

Deepika- ye baat ...baitho Sab naastha karlo...

Hum Sab naastha karne lage...

Main-a Mangal woh meri 12th ki mark sheet kaa jugaad karwaaiyo...

Deva-mark sheet konsi....?


Main-are 12th ki mark sheet....


Deva-exam kab diya tu 12th k..?


Main-apun ko Jarurat thodi hai exams dene ki waise bhi main aaram se clear kar leta...ab mast Sam or Ravi waale college mein admsn lunga...


Deva- ab bich mein kaise admission lega tu woh bhi bina 12th clear kiye...?

Main-Kamaal kartey ho bhai Ab toh humlog college ko he ek saal piche karne ki position mein hain or aap Admission k liye rotey ho...

Deva-are media Waale nahi maanenge ...Misuse of power bolenge...

Main-woh unki problem hai men why would I care...

Deva-issi matter kaa bawaal banaadenge woh...

Main-wahi Toh kaam hai unka ....

Deva-tu 12th doobara karle....

Ye sun main bhayaanak chownka ...


Main-Say what...?


Deva-12th doobara karle...

Main-woh sun liya tha Maine ye mera shocking expression tha wait a minute ...12 doobara karle what the fuckkkk bol kya rele ho bhai aaj subah subah Thodi leli thi kya...

Deva-are aise he toh chalta hai humessa...

Main-main 21 saal kaa ladka 12th doobara karun woh bhi uss tuche se school mein jabki ye log college mein hain ...What the fuck mujhse toh imagine bhi nahi horaha ye Sab..

Deva-abe puri baat toh sun....aise kaise Mark Sheet banjaaegi bhai...

Main-woh aaplog socho

Babhi-chup hojaao dono...

Main-j baat babhi samjhaao toh sahi kya pagalon jaisi baatein kar rele hain bhai...

Babhi-i said dono chup...Suno Haryana Board mein Ye rule hai ki agar koi Student paper dene centre aane mein unable hai fir woh caahe bimar ho accident hogaya ho jail Mein ho yaa or koi problem ho toh board usse option deta hai ki board kaa ek worker uss bandey k ghar ,hospital yaa jail mein jaaega or uski nigrani mein woh student exam dega ...


Main-thats why I lobe you so much babhi....



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Ab yeh kya naya lafda hai 12th mein kyu nahi jana AP ko direct clg lekin ho jayega tension nahi hai maza aane wala hai clg mein dekho kya kya kand karta hai yeh banda waha par
 
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Main-ab Mangal tujhe ye karna hai ki Haryana board kaa koi khass banda dhund jisse tu ache se jaanta ho or uski ek fake trip plan kar USA ki jiss time exams they or meri marksheet banwaadey waise bhi koi dekhega nahi itana deep lekin fir bhi kami kyun chhodani ....

Mangal-ok hojaaega....


Babhi-or waise bhi isme koi buri baat nahi hai sidhi si baat hai AP aaram se clear karleta 12Th bina padhe bhi or already uske 1.5 saal kharaab hogaye study k or agar ab ek saal or 12th mein waste karwaaenge toh fir future mein problems hongi...

Main-exactly ..Babhi you are so smart...

Babhi-maska matt laga agar college mein admission lega toh meri shartein maanani padengi warna bahot bura hoga...


Main-aapki sabhi shartein manjoor hain...

Babhi-1st - 3 months hain second Semester k exams ko toh tujhe woh toh clear karne he hain sath mein jitane subject ho shake first sem k bhi clear karne hain ...kyunki tujhe kuch bhi nahi pata first semester mein kya kya hua tha toh better hoga study suru karde...

Main-Study ..ummmmm! Hojaaega thoda time lagega routine banaane ko lekin banaalunga main ...

Babhi-2nd -regularly college jaana hai no bunk and all padh likh le ye Tere bhaiya ki tarah tujhe politics mein nahi jaana hai...

Main-ohh! Come on babhi I hate politics...

Deva-aji haan hum toh yahaan paagal baithey hain..

Main-politics sucks ...

Deepika-Yep...


Main-Aap kahin jaane waale they...?

Deva-haan bus Breakfast k baad nikal lunga...

Main-Thoda postpone nahi ho shakta ..?

Deva-ho shakta hai kyun nahi Ho shakta ...Guptaji Meeting jarra reschedule karwaado Dopehar baad....

Guptaji-ji sir...


Deva-Bol AP kya hua...

Main-team ko aane do...

Deva-ok...

Thodi derr baad Anjali And baaki team bhi wahaan aagaye wohlog ghar gaye they kapde wapde change karke aagaye...

Jiya-OMG babhi k hath kaa naasta I love it ...

Babhi-aao baitho Sab jaldi jaldi...

Main-baadmein woh Sab....

Jiya-thoda saa bhi nahi kya...?


Main-baadmein aaram se karlena yaar ...

Anjali- OK ab bataao AP kyun bulaaya itti jaldi abhi Tere pass se he toh gaye they...


Main-aao baitho...

Babhi-Seriously AP kal tumlog waapis aae or itani jaldi firse lag jaaoge ...waise bhi yelog thode din or sambhall shaktey haryana ko Tere bina..

Main-i know babhi but fir bhi making sure what I miss and what is coming...

Babhi-just whatever Andar jaake baat karo idhar mereko ye Sab nahi caahiye...

Main-ok OK..

Hum sablog Living Room mein aaye or baithgaye...

Wahaan Main ,Abeer ,Mangal,Bhai,Rishi ,Sam ,Ravi ,Anjali,Rajat ,Jiya ,Pooja ,Deepak or Ajay Mojuud they yaani humaari puri unit...

Main-So hello team I am back ...


Abeer-haan be woh Sab hogaya muddey par aa jaldi...


Main-so the thing is main or Abeer abhi nahi aane waale they because thoda treatment baaki tha or uske baad thoda mind rest like 6-7 months or gayab rehna tha but aana padda you know 2 reasons hain humaari waapsi k No.1 Is Red John ....


Ye naam sunke wahaan mojuud sablog ko ek dhakka laga jo ki lagna he tha or jabtak woh uss dhakke se ubhartey hain main Aapko bataata hun kon hai ye bhen kaa bhai.....


Red John Is basically a serial killer the Legendary serial killer best in business ..Usne naa keval India ko balki pure Asia Ko pichle 18 saal se hilaake rakha tha India ,Pakistan ,China,Bangladesh ,Nepal ,Japan ,Vietnam he was everywhere... woh shifts mein kaam karta tha woh ek City choose karta wahaan kaafi time rehta or wahaan saikdon loggon ko mout ki nind sulaake fir kuch time k liye gayab ho jaata Woh Pakistan mein lagaatar 3saal takk tha from 2001-2003 takk usne 3 saal mein 102 loggon ko maara tha aise he China mein ,Nepal , Srilanka ,etcetera he was a killing machine people used to call him The Plague of Modern era Usne approx 400-450 approx loggon ko mout ki nind sulaaya tha jisme budhe ,jawaan ,Auratein shaamil thi uska khouf itana tha ki Log Cancer se jyaada usase darrtey they pakada jaana toh durr kissi ko ye bhi nahi pata tha ki woh dikhta Kaisa hai not a single fucking hint ...Ekmaatar theory uske baare mein Jo Theek thi woh thi ki woh ek Indian Tha yaa Pakistani ....Uska baap Indian tha or Shayad Partition k baad uski family Pakistan chali gayi lekin woh waapis India aaya kaafi saal baad.. ye ek theory thi Jo kuch kuch theek kahi jaa shakti thi....

Woh India mein pehle bhi aa chuka hai:2000-2001 mein woh Mumbai mein tha uss time usne 41 loggon ko maara ....fir 2003-2004 Karnataka mein tha woh wahaan 32 loggon ko maara uske baad 2006-2007 Chennai wahaan usne 37 loggon ko maara ...

Serial killer World history mein bahot hue lekin isase dangerous koi nahi hua or almost Sab pakadey bhi gaye but ye nahi jiska ek main reason tha ye akela kaam nahi karta tha iske sath iske alaawa at least 6 se 12+ loggon k hone k guesses hain ..

Fir 2010 mein woh pakada gaya I mean pakada jaane k kaafi kareeb tha Karachi ki ek building mein woh Trapped tha uske he ek sathi ne thodi si tip dedi Karachi police ko Usne exactly itana kahaa tha "Red John Caahiye to Iss jagah aajao uske sath sath uske sathi bhi milljaenge " jahaan se ye theory bhi confirm hogayi thi ki woh akela nahi tha Karachi police ne uss building ko 4on or se gherr liya tha naa koi Andar se bahaar or naa he koi bahaar se Andar jaa shakta tha even Building se nikalne waale Sewers takk ko cover karliya tha unhone ...Fir Unhone John ko surrender karne kaa moka diya lekin aage Jo hua woh unexpected tha Wahaan mojuud log bataatey hain ki uss building mein ek k baad ek 6 bombs blast hue jisme woh puri building or usme mojuud 16 families k 58 members or sath sath john or uski team bhi Mout ki nind sogaye Ye confirm hogaya tha ki john bhi iske Andar maara gaya or uske sathi bhi as Uske baad kuch bhi nahi hua killings ek dum rukk gayi toh loggon ne maan liya ki john is dead lekin aisa nahi tha 2017 mein yaani pichle saal ekdum se Delhi mein waisi he haalat mein dead bodies millne lagi jaisi John K victims ki hoti thi start mein Bhai and government ne loggon mein darr naa faile isliye isse keval ek Behrupiya bataaya or kahaa ki asli red john marr chuka hai lekin jab body count badhne laga or experts ki salaah li gayi toh ye confirm hoagaya ki ye Red John he hai or woh abki baar bhi akela nahi hai ..Uske baad 2018 mein woh Haryana mein aagaya and again police yaa cbi kissi ko bhi koi jaankaari nahi thi ki woh kon hai kahaan hai... Lekin abki baar usne bahot kam loggon ko apna victim banaaya jo ek khatarnaak baat thi kyun woh aage bataaunga red john ki kya kya Styles hain woh aage bataaunga...


Main-Sorry for the pause main readers k sath busy hogaya tha...

Deva-Say what...?


Main-nothing so basically aap sabko maalum hai ki john and team ab haryana mein hai or wohlog bahot soch samjh k kadam uthaa rahe hain As u all know red john ki 3 khasiyat hain No.1 woh keval unhi loggon ko chuntta hai jinke Marne se uss city ,State yaa country ko nukshaan ho Like Scientists, Doctors ,Politicians ,Charity Group k CEO's Wagairaah wagairaah no.2 Woh humessa apne Victim kaa Left hand kaa thumb apne sath le jaata hai no.3 woh victim k blood Se Body par Chaaku se ek banaavat mein Red Likhta hai Jo banaapaana bahot he mushqill hai ...


DEva-AP look this is a serious thing Red John is the biggest threat right now CBI uspar koi jaankaari haashil nahi kar paai hai or harr ek din Woh yahaan khulla ghumta hai it means ki woh kuch bada plan kar raha hai ...

Main-exactly warna woh yun itane kam bandon ko nahi maarta .....iska ek he reason hai ki uske mind mein kuch bada chal raha hai...Woh kuch naa kuch karega Woh serial Killer k sath sath ek organized gang kaa boss bhi hai jisme keval uske trusted bandey hain ...humein usse dhundana hai isase pehle ki woh apne plan mein kaamyaab ho...

deepak-Ye case toh CBI k pass haina ..?

Main-bhai Ye case transfer karwaao toh Apni Unit k pass .....

Deva-hojaaega not a big deal CBI waise bhi kuch dhund nahi paai hai...

Main-So kalse humlog ye case dekhenge And guyss beshak red John or uske Sathi kitane he tejj hon but they are not faster then us ...

DEVA-OK ye toh hua First reason No.2 kya hai aane kaa...

Main-No.2 hai Sanjay Das .....


Unlog ko jitana shock John kaa naam sunke laga tha unse kahin guna jyaada Sanjay Das k naam se laga ...I mean literally woh log space mein chale Gaye they ...

Ji haan Sanjay Das Yaani SD jiss naam kaa hint Surendra ne diya tha Wahi SD.....


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Bhisi ek jhatke se ubahre nahi ki dusra de diya ab dekh yeh sd kon si bala hai maza aayega ek sath 2 2 villain ab hero bhi do kar de bhai ek AP aur ek PA :lol:
 
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Bhisi ek jhatke se ubahre nahi ki dusra de diya ab dekh yeh sd kon si bala hai maza aayega ek sath 2 2 villain ab hero bhi do kar de bhai ek AP aur ek PA :lol:
:D ek sath 2 nahi ek time par ek he villain kaafi hai :D

Dhyaan rakhna ye cmnt plot kaa hint diya hai :D
 
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:D lo bhai first cmnt kaa special alag se reply thanks for the love and support :D

Keep supporting keep smiling:D

:thanks: have a good day

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Thank for reply i am a very big fan of your writing skill .
 
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Tq Bhai for this amazing update...... suchi Bhai mene jitne bhi story padhi he jitne bhi mega update padhe hain wo aek taraf aur apka koi chhota sa update aek taraf kasam se apke update padhne me jo maja ata he naa wo aur kanhi nahi ata.... humesa aisa lagta he sare scene mere samne ho raha .... Really Bhai apke story best he.... Lagta he aab ashis aur ajit AP ke ache friend banjayenge... Again sana ke mamle me koi flashback he lagta he... Principal humesha AP ke piche laga rahega.... Waiting for Riya and new president.... And specially for Riya's reaction.... keep writing and keep posting Bhai..... Rock on..... Again Tq Bhai....
 
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